CHI:Marian Hossa (LBI) won't be back Wednesday
EDM:Oilers to start Anders Nilsson vs. Flyers
LA:Jhonas Enroth probable to face Blues Tuesday
NYI:Tavares (illness) skates, will sit Tuesday
WPG:Byfuglien avoids suspension after hearing
BOS:Pastrnak (foot) not expected to play Tues.
LA:G Jonathan Quick, Kings finally lose a game
TOR:G James Reimer spectacular in Leafs' 4-1 win
TOR:Joffrey Lupul scores two as Leafs upset Stars
DAL:Jamie Benn earns first star of October
WPG:Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing Tuesday
EDM:McDavid captures Rookie of the Month honor
>>63302357
foyst for joysey
Finland a shit! SHIT!
>>63302653
just like yur mum
YUR MUM
kek
>>63302760
Not very good insult. Gotta be better than that you stinky smelly finn
hopefully koko plays well and they can try to package him for a 2nd pairing D considering it seems to be out of the question for him to play in the NHL in boston cause claude
>>63301956
nice rebuttal, got rubbed raw because I admitted Duchene is a shitty NHL player?
I've watched him play every year. He gives about 25% effort on most nights and is afraid of physical play. He will never take a hit to make a play, he will just never make plays instead. He is currently getting shown up by fourth liners like John Mitchell which is just embarrassing.
>Matt Duchene = 1 goal
>John Mitchell = 4 goals
and this doesn't even count all the other plays that aren't goal scoring.
Patrick Kane is a rapist manlet
>>63302994
First for laffs placing 30th this season.
>>63302760
USA BTFO desu
Based binlabd :DDD
>>63303500
Nope, not possible with the greatest coach in the universe, they will win the cup.
Xth for this year is actually, unironically the Canucks year.
>watch my team
>they lose
>dont watch
>they win
>>63303682
I have a similar problem with my team
>watch the leafs
>they lose
>dont watch
>they lose
>>63302760
Americaitlyns will never recover
>>63302357
>McMeme gets Rookie of the month honours
>Jared "the man" McCann doesn't
Pathetic desu
>>63303669
Not even babs can save this one.
>>63303638
>>63303768
samepost
What's Patrick Kane's favorite weapon?
>a rapier
What's Patrick Kane's favorite type of soda?
>gRape soda
>>63302599
More elite than McMeme tbqhf
>>63303768
At least be clever with your banter like Finland.
>tfw I'm currently doing this
>>63304286
>for ants
his rez version desu
PICK 'EM YOU NIGGERS:
Is-landrs - Debills
rags - craps
broons - stairs
red wang - blots
hasbeens - sens
>his team doesn't have three rookies in the top 20 rookie scorers
Pathetic tbqh
>63304442
>Is-landrs - Debills
Who cares
>rags - craps
Who cares
>broons - stairs
Who cares
>red wang - blots
Who cares
>hasbeens - sens
Who cares
>>63304442
Devs
Craps
Stars
Blot
Carey Price's team
>>63304068
>>63304497
>retard alert
>>63304460
>merely implying that rookies aren't fodder
>>63304553
>merely
>>63304442
islels
craps
stairs
red wangs
hasbs
>>63304460
>Coyotes has 2 rookies with 5 goals
future dynasty when?
>>63304635
When they get a goaler that isn't shit
Why isn't your battlestation this dank /hoc/
>>63304881
>Battlestation
What are you some kind of faggot?
>>63304707
>implying mike smith isn't based
>>63304881
>the publix chicken
jej
>>63305106
>tfw canapoors can't afford sandwiches near me
>>63302357
NORDIQUES?!
WHEN?!
>>63305296
Careful, he might get angry about sandwiches
During a game earlier today in the swedish second league (Allsvenskan), the clock stopped working with 1 min 12 sec left of the second period. When they had kept on playing for 1 min 16 sec, one of the teams scored.
The captain of the other team told the ref that the clock had stopped working, but the ref didn't even want to double check the time and the goal was allowed.
The goal was somewhat decisive, as it took the game to OT. But fortunatly, the team that got the goal against them won in OT. They only got 2 points instead of 3 for a regular time win.
Why are refs so shit?
>>63305296
>>63305236
>>63304881
>>63303450
Anyone knows Dagwoods?
It freaking sucks 100% shittier than subway.
>>63305419
Forgot pic
>>63305456
On a serious note, why the fuck did Quiznos go near-extinct? Their subs were far superior to Subway's soggy bullshit.
>>63305456
Looks Quiznos/blimpies tier desu
>>63305529
like fast food is successful because it tastes better than other fast food places
>>63305529
Mon négro!
Yeah, I wonder, I think too that their subs were above average and better than Subway.
But I remember the long lines and pricier sandwiches.
>>63305565
Nah, they fresh cut the meat in front of you, but they don't put a lot of it. You get bread ans iceberg mostly. ANd they're pricy.
If any of you ever come to the DC area do yourselves a favor and check out Potbelly's. They have the greatest subs I've ever had. A bit on the smaller side but I guarantee you won't find a better sub than that
>no one posts based Jimmy Johns
It's like you guys hate yourselves and your taste buds
>>63305690
Sounds like the fat sandwiches at my school. They claim to put all this shit like cheesesteak cheeseburger and mozzarella sticks in their sandwiches but it's mostly French fries with a few pieces of meat on the outside to give the illusion of it being stacked
>>63305744
No pic?!
Looks delish desu
why dont you guys have a deli that makes their own bread and just get their subs? youre all arguing who the smartest retard is
>>63305788
>le subway with delivery store
No thanks. No need to subject myself to bad sandwiches when I have a GOAT publix up the road
>>63305744
>A bit on the smaller side but I guarantee you won't find a better sub than that
USED TO 10 POUND SANWITCHES FATBOY?
HOLLYYY SHIIITTTT
WTFFF HAHAHAHA
>>63305744
Potbelly sucks, except the cookies. The cookies are awesome.
McDavid's 60 minutes episode airs today. Apparently they are still filming him for a 2nd episode.
>>63305798
no one calls them fat sandwiches but rutgers you stupid guido. have you gotten the rut yet?
yes canadians, rutgers is such a shitty school they have their own specific type of herpes that 1/3 of the school gets
Who /greatestcountry/ here?
Not so fast:
>americaitlyns
>swekeks
>mongolians
REMINDER
canadian players are worthless degenerates
Carry on with your business
reminder that rags craps will be the best game of the night
>>63305857
>Americaitlyns will defend this
>>63305804
Here u go
>>63305819
Jimmy John's is nothing like subway desu. The bread is actually bread instead of subway's puffed wheat paste. The meat is actually good and the veggies fresh.
>>63305888
>Canautists will get mad at this
>tfw other countries learn about your history
>>63305840
wat
>>63305857
>mongolia
>not the greatest country ever
u wot m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg&feature=youtu.be
>>63305744
gross desu
No Quiznos around where I live so I'm going out for Subway rn desu
Last time I ordered it a footlong with Sriracha and I ruined the whole fucking thing, tastes nothing like actual Sriracha.
>>63305915
We're forced to learn all the 50 states in high school.
>You can't name the 10 provinces and 3 territories.
>>63305913
Don't see why I'd get mad at that, looks tasty desu.
I am officially mad at a sandwich.
>>63305965
> BC
> Saskatchewan
> Alberta
> Nunuvat
> NW Territories
> Ontario
> Quebec
> Yukon
> Newfoundland
> Maritime Provinces
what am I forgetting?
>>63305965
>all 50 states in high school
No we're not, lol. I guess in a sense we learn certain things that are related to a certain state so we indirectly are forced to learn about it, but we don't actually get tested on 50 states in Social Studies.
Assimilation of Aboriginals is where it's at and that shit's disgusting tbqh
Provinces:
Qubec
Ontario
New Brunswick
British Columbia
Manitoba
Alberta
Saskatchewan
New Foundland
Nova Scotia
???
Territories:
Nanuvat
Northwestern territories
Yukon
>>63306005
Manitoba
>>63306005
Manitoba, blessed Jets
New Brunswick
PEI
Nova Scotia
and it's Nunavut
10/13 not bad amigo
>>63306005
>Maritime Provinces
You can't just group Nova Scotio, Newfoundland and PEI into one you lazy fuck
>>63306031
PEI
>>63306046
meant new brunswick
>>63306046
No one west of Toronto knows the differences. I always get NB and NS mixed up.
>>63306060
Thanks.
Misspelled Nunavut pretty bad too
>>63305744
>DC area
potbelly's is everywhere. i live in texas and there's two of them within 15 minutes of me. it's average.
>mfw Canadians do better at this quiz that Americans
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states
>>63305407
NHL confirmed to hire those refs now
>>63305965
What fukken high school did you go to bro, in peel we didnt learn jack shit about anything other than canada
>muh canadian history
>muh canadian culture
>three hundred years of the english and the french arguing over indian land
How come no good hockey players come from Newfoundland
>>63306103
Don't think so. NHL tried a swedish ref once. He fucked up.
> Canadian history class
seems like it would be pretty easy desu. Not really much subject matter. You should be able to cover it all in about a week or so.
Learning about the history of america is amazing though. So much to talk about. We truly are the greatest and most important civilization in human history.
>>63306093
got 35/50
just think of an NBA/NFL/NCAA teams you know and it's easy peasy
>>63302994
Im 12 and what is this? anyone want to meme me the name of the girl he sodomized?
>>63305965
implying 6 Providences are not retarded snow nigger land where no one lives
>>63303682
I dont let my girlfriend watch for the same reason. But flames still keep losing. Shes probabky going to leave me soon
>>63305856
Hey dude
Fuck penn state :^)
No Canadian wants to hear about American universities you dumb nigger stop trying to project your misplaced anger on our peaceful /hoc/
>>63306093
Got 48/50 in 2:30.
I'm mad at a sandwich, because I have recently tasted the greatness that is a Publix sub, and I cannot get one in my current location.
>>63306093
i fucking forgot hawaii and alaska for a minute kek
>>63306274
Come back my wild friend
where's Norge?
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306219
Mad at sandwiches?
So /sp/ should I save my money or invest it all in bets on the games tonight?
>>63306322
Why is it always hair
>>63306340
Welcome friendo, excited for the isles & devs game?
>>63306340
filtered
>>63306419
its the female equivalent of going for the balls
>>63306413
I just spent way too much time learning to run monte carlo systems for investing so fuck it and bet big tonight
>>63306431
well, I look forward to it.
I want to know if Norge was in the Metallica thread earlier.
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306176
American History Class
>settlers arrive in America
>Jews take over
>>63306472
>Blacks hunt for the scraps
>>63306462
Norge is not here yet.
>>63306462
Go away
>>63306512
's allright. Tavares the fuck is not playing? That's good news.
>>63306559
>JT literally dying
>good news
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>63306559
He has the flu
Tavares is kill
>McCann leading the league in goals/60
CANUCKS ARE BACK BABY
who /mocha frap/ here
>>63306841
McCann gonna leadus to the cup this season t.bh lads
>Cantpucks winning
This is our year lad, did you not know? Stay informed FFS.
>>63306857
You fat fag! Drink better!
>>63306885
postin Canucks qts desu
>>63306979
Which one is the shoop? I can't tell
>>63306979
>not being able to make out the fucked up hair over the flat vancouver logo
>Coyotes qts
Didn't think they had any tbqhf
>>63306979
>>63305142
He's not.
>>63307094
>people want to relocate THIS
don't worry detroit, we won't forget you
>>63307088
awww I bet they are really easy now that daddy's oil money is all gone
>>63307088
w e w
e
w
>>63307126
i'd relocate the right one desu
left is cute tho
>>63307138
desu most roughnecks have a decent nest egg saved if they are not retards
>7 million dollars per
>.889 sv pct
Is rask the biggest system babby of all time?
>>63307219
Bruinsfag here
I like him, he's had some good moments, but he's not even close to being worth that much.
>well into the season
>zero stamkos news
>>63307219
>Is rask the biggest system babby of all time?
>>63307248
>>63307219
Rask was god tier a few season ago. But yeah I think his team made em look better.
>>63307267
He had a beauty of a goal on sunday.
>>63307267
Don't worry, we'll take em off your hands.
>You now remember the canucks girl that flashed some guy in the penalty box
>>63307308
I really don't know why you'd want to sign a guy for top dollar that hasn't been the same since he broke his leg.
Not even memeing
>>63306278
Byotiful
>>63307398
That Florida Panthers milf was better to be honest
>>63306857
>Not Timmy H's
You dishonor your famiry
>>63307418
>imply Toronto wouldn't take him even if he tore both ACL's and was going through concussion syntoms
laffs are desperate as fuck senpai
Sad to see generational talents like Crosby and Stamkos get fucked by injuries tho.
On your Favourite team name your:
Favourite player
Least Fav
>Oilers
>Yakupov
>Nikitin
Is beanman a dead meme?
Also are the Bruins real or is it just a setup for a minseason implosion?
>>63306472
Canadian History Class
>Colonized by losers of Revolution
>Proceed to lose War of 1812, America's bitch for remainder of time
>Win no cups since 1993
Lets be honest here
Sweden is not good, neither is Canada
Only America has good hockey
Please, let us be honest
>>63307509
Canucks
Horvat
Le pizza man
>>63307509
>Habs
>Subban
>Gallagher
>>63307509
Canucks
>H. Sedin
>le pizza man
>>63307509
Detroit
Drew Miller
Osgood
>>63307509
>Isles
>Nielsen
>Strait
>>63307537
>>63307545
>le pizza man
memes
e
m
e
s
>>63307530
I'm fairly certain the Bruins are real, I've seen TD Garden and it is, in fact, a building, and there's substantiative evidence that there's a colony of Canadians with some Americans, Swedes, Germans and a random Finn that's taken up residence within it.
>>63307509
>Bruins
>Bergeron
>Rinaldo
>>63307560
>Osgood
>Forgetting that '08 run
wtf senpai
>>63307531
>>63307532
Why do americaitlyns always shit up good /hoc/ discussion with insecurity?
>>63307590
>tfw I just remembered rinaldo is a bruin
>>63307509
>bolts
>Stammer
>Sustr
>>63307610
Can you think up a new name besides americaitlyns please? I admire your shitposting ethic but you need some new terminology to work with
>>63305840
>delete
baka
>>63307537
>scoring his first career NHL goal TWICE
>being the space-time continuum to his will
how does he do it senpai
>>63307610
Ironic use of that word, my white heterosexual friend
Face it, 23 cups in 23 years is a dynasty and there's nothing you can do about it
>>63307572
Are you sure they're Hockey players or just a bunch of random hobos in there?
>>63307656
Like you earned those cups! You jews!
>>63307684
Calm down
>>63307710
Don't you have some kegs to lift?
>>63307509
Jets
Patick Roy
Coey Perry
>>63307509
Devils
Cammalleri
Merrill
>>63307740
None of them are Jets players
One of these teams will make the playoffs this year, which one is it lads?
>Ducks
>Oilers
>Flames
>Sharks
>Coyotes
>>63307740
You fucked up Trevor!
>>63307763
oh i misread the question
>Mark Sheifele
>Tobi Enstrom
>>63307775
Coyotes
>>63307777
>>63307775
HOLY FUCK!!! Those to tiny broads are perfection! How do I get a cute midget like that?
>>63307775
>Ducks
No
>Oilers
Maybe, they wouldn't go far though
>Flames
Same thing
>Sharks
Yes
>Coyotes
No
>>63307004
>being this impaired
>>63307806
>they still want a guy who's 6'1
>>63307509
Devils
Henrique
Gionta (he fucked up twice recently), but I hope it's not permanent.
>>63307806
>one chicks smoking
you can do better mate
>>63307855
>2015
>Not being atleast 6'1
>>63307677
It's possible it's just a hobo colony, but considering the lengths the European ones have gone to just to find themselves in a large hockey arena makes me think they are, indeed, professional hockey players.
The key piece of evidence that forms the crux of my hypothesis is the presence of skates and matching outfits in the vicinity of the colony, things typically associated with hockey players in the wild.
>>63307842
just ah d avision check this week and I'm still 20/20
I spend 8 hours a day staring at a screen 350 days (approx) a year and I've been doing that for 10 years now.
who /immortal vision/ here
>>63307806
The Asian one is actually normally sized for a person of oriental heritage
>>63307877
show me the cigarette
>>63307639
Triggered?
>>63307880
I'm 5'11 and I got a 6'3 girl's number 2 months ago
where are you manlet memes now senpai
>>63307904
opps your right mate. Theres just something on the floor.
Ok I approve
>>63307904
This americaitlyns diabeetus is causing blindness, but surprising he can't recognize a fry tbqh
>>63307539
what's wrong with you
>Habs
>Gallagher
>Semin although I wish Michel would play him and learn to coach him properly
>>63307610
Because the truth gets Canakeks so thoroughly upset ;^)
>>63307877
I-I've never had a g-girlfriend, I can't do better. I'm nearly 30, I'll take anything at this point.
>>63307877
>cigarette
that's litter on the ground lmao
>>63307877
>not liking the taste of drunk cigarette breath when you make out with some whore at a party
bro, thats like the best part. If she smokes she pokes
>>63307920
Fake number.
>>63307951
I'd rather go down on a land whale. I've slept with girls that smoked and their beds smell fucking awful.
>>63307934
Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can. Statistically one will say yes.
>>63307951
>not busting nuts to BJ videos where the girl is smoking and sucking dick simultaneously
plebians
>>63307932
Let's face it Gallgher won't be a great player for the 6 years of his contract. He's going to crash someday.
ANd he plays garbage hockey.
>>63307995
>watching porn
>>63307988
talked to her on the phone a couple times tho
had to end it cause she moved to alberta for school
fml senpai
>That peasant is lifting kegs RIGHT NOW
Keep it up Manuel
>>63307990
>Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can.
Can't even get to that point. And even if I did and a girl said Yes she'd just stop talking to me a week later.
>Me: Hello How ar-
>Girl: Ew no
This actually happened to me.
>>63307995
>compares real girls to jerking off to blow job porn
Who the fuck gets off to dudes getting their dicks sucked? wtf m8?
>>63308053
kek
KEK
>muh beer highschool
>>63308060
Are you obese or under 5 feet? Cant be that bad senpai, there will always be superficial bitches like that
>>63308060
Lower your expectations.
A little lower.
Almost there.
Perfect, that's about your upper limit.
>>63308075
wasn't really comparing lad
>who gets off to dudes getting their dick sucked
people who aren't insecure about their sexuality lmaooooooo
>>63308100
>Obese
No
>Under 5 feet
I'm 5'6" so yeah basically.
I can't even get into the friendzone, I'm just a jester for women. They keep me around to just be the funny guy it seems.
>>63308111
>Lower your expectations.
They just have to not be fat that's it.
>>63306093
>Map provided
50/50 in 2 minutes 44 seconds
>>63308141
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
godspeed man
>>63308092
I've got my Bud Lite exam today wish me luck
>>63308141
Make us laugh jester
>>63308224
I think he may have meant "haha laughing at him" than "haha laughing with him"
>>63308224
Here.
>>63308141
Only hope is to get filthy rich. I'm sorry for your plight
Never take your previlege for granted, fellow non-dwarves
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/celebs-who-prove-that-short-guys-are-super-hot-too?crlt.pid=camp.shIhXqDiv9Wj#.ybOxjGvZDd
>buzzfeed
just look at the pics senpai, you don't have to read the cringeworthy articles
Why has /hoc/ been almost all hockey and no memes this season?
>>63308304
>Mark Whalberg is 5'7
HOW
O
W
>>63308304
>All guys with fame, money and status
>canamanlets
>>63308361
You didn't know he was a short guy?
>>63308360
There's just more to shitpost about lately. During the late months of summer there's no news or transactions or really anything happening in hockey so it's basically speculation (boring) and memes. Wanna have a meme-off right now?
>>63308141
>>>/manlets/
>>63308365
>implying he didnt get laid even when he was poor playing in junior
He literally looks like a viking and plays hockey, idk how it works over in sweden but here if you're <25 thats pretty much all it takes
>>63308457
Don't start something u won't finish m8
>>63308141
pls be nathan gerbe
>>63308485
I can guarantee you I have more than enough memes to get us all hot pocket'd for 3 days minimum. You down for that, ese?
Have the stakes ever been any higher?
>>63308398
>amerifats
Let's say you want to maximizes your chances of getting laid one night with the following choices: would you rather be 250 pounds or 5'7?
>>63308558
5'7"
>>63308141
Nigga get your head out of your ass. I'm 5'6" and still get girls.
>>63308558
250 ez
I'm 6'1" but if I had 250 of muscle, shit son. That's miles better than bein a manlet like you
>>63308553
thats actually pretty based
https://instagram.com/pepethefrog/
>>63308592
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63308586
>I'm 5'6" and still get girls.
I live in AB, bud. Girl here are shit. They all think they are 10s
>>63308545
I just finished a 5 day m8. I'll get us on /s4s/ before you can finish saying
>rags
>>63308592
Wow.....that Instagram sure is something
>>63308615
I'm lucky I live in Vancouver, there's so many insecure asian/white qts with low standards it's ridiculous.
Has Tavares got Cancer of something?
