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CHI:Marian Hossa (LBI) won't be back Wednesday
EDM:Oilers to start Anders Nilsson vs. Flyers
LA:Jhonas Enroth probable to face Blues Tuesday
NYI:Tavares (illness) skates, will sit Tuesday
WPG:Byfuglien avoids suspension after hearing
BOS:Pastrnak (foot) not expected to play Tues.
LA:G Jonathan Quick, Kings finally lose a game
TOR:G James Reimer spectacular in Leafs' 4-1 win
TOR:Joffrey Lupul scores two as Leafs upset Stars
DAL:Jamie Benn earns first star of October
WPG:Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing Tuesday
EDM:McDavid captures Rookie of the Month honor
>>63302357
foyst for joysey
Finland a shit! SHIT!
>>63302653
just like yur mum
YUR MUM
kek
>>63302760
Not very good insult. Gotta be better than that you stinky smelly finn
hopefully koko plays well and they can try to package him for a 2nd pairing D considering it seems to be out of the question for him to play in the NHL in boston cause claude
>>63301956
nice rebuttal, got rubbed raw because I admitted Duchene is a shitty NHL player?
I've watched him play every year. He gives about 25% effort on most nights and is afraid of physical play. He will never take a hit to make a play, he will just never make plays instead. He is currently getting shown up by fourth liners like John Mitchell which is just embarrassing.
>Matt Duchene = 1 goal
>John Mitchell = 4 goals
and this doesn't even count all the other plays that aren't goal scoring.
Patrick Kane is a rapist manlet
First for laffs placing 30th this season.
>>63302760
USA BTFO desu
Based binlabd :DDD
>>63303500
Nope, not possible with the greatest coach in the universe, they will win the cup.
Xth for this year is actually, unironically the Canucks year.
>watch my team
>they lose
>dont watch
>they win
>>63303682
I have a similar problem with my team
>watch the leafs
>they lose
>dont watch
>they lose
>>63302760
Americaitlyns will never recover
>>63302357
>McMeme gets Rookie of the month honours
>Jared "the man" McCann doesn't
Pathetic desu
>>63303669
Not even babs can save this one.
>>63303638
>>63303768
samepost
What's Patrick Kane's favorite weapon?
>a rapier
What's Patrick Kane's favorite type of soda?
>gRape soda
>>63302599
More elite than McMeme tbqhf
>>63303768
At least be clever with your banter like Finland.
>tfw I'm currently doing this
>>63304286
>for ants
his rez version desu
PICK 'EM YOU NIGGERS:
Is-landrs - Debills
rags - craps
broons - stairs
red wang - blots
hasbeens - sens
>his team doesn't have three rookies in the top 20 rookie scorers
Pathetic tbqh
>63304442
>Is-landrs - Debills
Who cares
>rags - craps
Who cares
>broons - stairs
Who cares
>red wang - blots
Who cares
>hasbeens - sens
Who cares
>>63304442
Devs
Craps
Stars
Blot
Carey Price's team
>>63304497
>retard alert
>>63304460
>merely implying that rookies aren't fodder
>>63304553
>merely
>>63304442
islels
craps
stairs
red wangs
hasbs
>>63304460
>Coyotes has 2 rookies with 5 goals
future dynasty when?
>>63304635
When they get a goaler that isn't shit
Why isn't your battlestation this dank /hoc/
>>63304881
>Battlestation
What are you some kind of faggot?
>>63304707
>implying mike smith isn't based
>>63304881
>the publix chicken
jej
>>63305106
>tfw canapoors can't afford sandwiches near me
>>63302357
NORDIQUES?!
WHEN?!
>>63305296
Careful, he might get angry about sandwiches
During a game earlier today in the swedish second league (Allsvenskan), the clock stopped working with 1 min 12 sec left of the second period. When they had kept on playing for 1 min 16 sec, one of the teams scored.
The captain of the other team told the ref that the clock had stopped working, but the ref didn't even want to double check the time and the goal was allowed.
The goal was somewhat decisive, as it took the game to OT. But fortunatly, the team that got the goal against them won in OT. They only got 2 points instead of 3 for a regular time win.
Why are refs so shit?
>>63305296
>>63305236
>>63304881
>>63303450
Anyone knows Dagwoods?
It freaking sucks 100% shittier than subway.
>>63305419
Forgot pic
>>63305456
On a serious note, why the fuck did Quiznos go near-extinct? Their subs were far superior to Subway's soggy bullshit.
>>63305456
Looks Quiznos/blimpies tier desu
>>63305529
like fast food is successful because it tastes better than other fast food places
>>63305529
Mon négro!
Yeah, I wonder, I think too that their subs were above average and better than Subway.
But I remember the long lines and pricier sandwiches.
>>63305565
Nah, they fresh cut the meat in front of you, but they don't put a lot of it. You get bread ans iceberg mostly. ANd they're pricy.
If any of you ever come to the DC area do yourselves a favor and check out Potbelly's. They have the greatest subs I've ever had. A bit on the smaller side but I guarantee you won't find a better sub than that
>no one posts based Jimmy Johns
It's like you guys hate yourselves and your taste buds
>>63305690
Sounds like the fat sandwiches at my school. They claim to put all this shit like cheesesteak cheeseburger and mozzarella sticks in their sandwiches but it's mostly French fries with a few pieces of meat on the outside to give the illusion of it being stacked
>>63305744
No pic?!
Looks delish desu
why dont you guys have a deli that makes their own bread and just get their subs? youre all arguing who the smartest retard is
>>63305788
>le subway with delivery store
No thanks. No need to subject myself to bad sandwiches when I have a GOAT publix up the road
>>63305744
>A bit on the smaller side but I guarantee you won't find a better sub than that
USED TO 10 POUND SANWITCHES FATBOY?
HOLLYYY SHIIITTTT
WTFFF HAHAHAHA
>>63305744
Potbelly sucks, except the cookies. The cookies are awesome.
McDavid's 60 minutes episode airs today. Apparently they are still filming him for a 2nd episode.
>>63305798
no one calls them fat sandwiches but rutgers you stupid guido. have you gotten the rut yet?
yes canadians, rutgers is such a shitty school they have their own specific type of herpes that 1/3 of the school gets
Who /greatestcountry/ here?
Not so fast:
>americaitlyns
>swekeks
>mongolians
REMINDER
canadian players are worthless degenerates
Carry on with your business
reminder that rags craps will be the best game of the night
>>63305857
>Americaitlyns will defend this
>>63305804
Here u go
>>63305819
Jimmy John's is nothing like subway desu. The bread is actually bread instead of subway's puffed wheat paste. The meat is actually good and the veggies fresh.
>>63305888
>Canautists will get mad at this
>tfw other countries learn about your history
>>63305840
wat
>>63305857
>mongolia
>not the greatest country ever
u wot m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg&feature=youtu.be
>>63305744
gross desu
No Quiznos around where I live so I'm going out for Subway rn desu
Last time I ordered it a footlong with Sriracha and I ruined the whole fucking thing, tastes nothing like actual Sriracha.
>>63305915
We're forced to learn all the 50 states in high school.
>You can't name the 10 provinces and 3 territories.
>>63305913
Don't see why I'd get mad at that, looks tasty desu.
I am officially mad at a sandwich.
>>63305965
> BC
> Saskatchewan
> Alberta
> Nunuvat
> NW Territories
> Ontario
> Quebec
> Yukon
> Newfoundland
> Maritime Provinces
what am I forgetting?
>>63305965
>all 50 states in high school
No we're not, lol. I guess in a sense we learn certain things that are related to a certain state so we indirectly are forced to learn about it, but we don't actually get tested on 50 states in Social Studies.
Assimilation of Aboriginals is where it's at and that shit's disgusting tbqh
Provinces:
Qubec
Ontario
New Brunswick
British Columbia
Manitoba
Alberta
Saskatchewan
New Foundland
Nova Scotia
???
Territories:
Nanuvat
Northwestern territories
Yukon
>>63306005
Manitoba
>>63306005
Manitoba, blessed Jets
New Brunswick
PEI
Nova Scotia
and it's Nunavut
10/13 not bad amigo
>>63306005
>Maritime Provinces
You can't just group Nova Scotio, Newfoundland and PEI into one you lazy fuck
>>63306031
PEI
>>63306046
meant new brunswick
>>63306046
No one west of Toronto knows the differences. I always get NB and NS mixed up.
>>63306060
Thanks.
Misspelled Nunavut pretty bad too
>>63305744
>DC area
potbelly's is everywhere. i live in texas and there's two of them within 15 minutes of me. it's average.
>mfw Canadians do better at this quiz that Americans
http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/states
>>63305407
NHL confirmed to hire those refs now
>>63305965
What fukken high school did you go to bro, in peel we didnt learn jack shit about anything other than canada
>muh canadian history
>muh canadian culture
>three hundred years of the english and the french arguing over indian land
How come no good hockey players come from Newfoundland
>>63306103
Don't think so. NHL tried a swedish ref once. He fucked up.
> Canadian history class
seems like it would be pretty easy desu. Not really much subject matter. You should be able to cover it all in about a week or so.
Learning about the history of america is amazing though. So much to talk about. We truly are the greatest and most important civilization in human history.
>>63306093
got 35/50
just think of an NBA/NFL/NCAA teams you know and it's easy peasy
>>63302994
Im 12 and what is this? anyone want to meme me the name of the girl he sodomized?
>>63305965
implying 6 Providences are not retarded snow nigger land where no one lives
>>63303682
I dont let my girlfriend watch for the same reason. But flames still keep losing. Shes probabky going to leave me soon
>>63305856
Hey dude
Fuck penn state :^)
No Canadian wants to hear about American universities you dumb nigger stop trying to project your misplaced anger on our peaceful /hoc/
>>63306093
Got 48/50 in 2:30.
I'm mad at a sandwich, because I have recently tasted the greatness that is a Publix sub, and I cannot get one in my current location.
>>63306093
i fucking forgot hawaii and alaska for a minute kek
>>63306274
Come back my wild friend
where's Norge?
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306219
Mad at sandwiches?
So /sp/ should I save my money or invest it all in bets on the games tonight?
>>63306322
Why is it always hair
>>63306340
Welcome friendo, excited for the isles & devs game?
>>63306340
filtered
>>63306419
its the female equivalent of going for the balls
>>63306413
I just spent way too much time learning to run monte carlo systems for investing so fuck it and bet big tonight
>>63306431
well, I look forward to it.
I want to know if Norge was in the Metallica thread earlier.
>>63306340
Go away
>>63306176
American History Class
>settlers arrive in America
>Jews take over
>>63306472
>Blacks hunt for the scraps
>>63306462
Norge is not here yet.
>>63306462
Go away
>>63306512
's allright. Tavares the fuck is not playing? That's good news.
>>63306559
>JT literally dying
>good news
BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>63306559
He has the flu
Tavares is kill
>McCann leading the league in goals/60
CANUCKS ARE BACK BABY
who /mocha frap/ here
>>63306841
McCann gonna leadus to the cup this season t.bh lads
>Cantpucks winning
This is our year lad, did you not know? Stay informed FFS.
>>63306857
You fat fag! Drink better!
>>63306885
postin Canucks qts desu
>>63306979
Which one is the shoop? I can't tell
>>63306979
>not being able to make out the fucked up hair over the flat vancouver logo
>Coyotes qts
Didn't think they had any tbqhf
>>63305142
He's not.
>>63307094
>people want to relocate THIS
don't worry detroit, we won't forget you
>>63307088
awww I bet they are really easy now that daddy's oil money is all gone
>>63307088
w e w
e
w
>>63307126
i'd relocate the right one desu
left is cute tho
>>63307138
desu most roughnecks have a decent nest egg saved if they are not retards
>7 million dollars per
>.889 sv pct
Is rask the biggest system babby of all time?
>>63307219
Bruinsfag here
I like him, he's had some good moments, but he's not even close to being worth that much.
>well into the season
>zero stamkos news
>>63307219
>Is rask the biggest system babby of all time?
>>63307248
>>63307219
Rask was god tier a few season ago. But yeah I think his team made em look better.
>>63307267
He had a beauty of a goal on sunday.
>>63307267
Don't worry, we'll take em off your hands.
>You now remember the canucks girl that flashed some guy in the penalty box
>>63307308
I really don't know why you'd want to sign a guy for top dollar that hasn't been the same since he broke his leg.
Not even memeing
>>63306278
Byotiful
>>63307398
That Florida Panthers milf was better to be honest
>>63306857
>Not Timmy H's
You dishonor your famiry
>>63307418
>imply Toronto wouldn't take him even if he tore both ACL's and was going through concussion syntoms
laffs are desperate as fuck senpai
Sad to see generational talents like Crosby and Stamkos get fucked by injuries tho.
On your Favourite team name your:
Favourite player
Least Fav
>Oilers
>Yakupov
>Nikitin
Is beanman a dead meme?
Also are the Bruins real or is it just a setup for a minseason implosion?
>>63306472
Canadian History Class
>Colonized by losers of Revolution
>Proceed to lose War of 1812, America's bitch for remainder of time
>Win no cups since 1993
Lets be honest here
Sweden is not good, neither is Canada
Only America has good hockey
Please, let us be honest
>>63307509
Canucks
Horvat
Le pizza man
>>63307509
>Habs
>Subban
>Gallagher
>>63307509
Canucks
>H. Sedin
>le pizza man
>>63307509
Detroit
Drew Miller
Osgood
>>63307509
>Isles
>Nielsen
>Strait
>>63307537
>>63307545
>le pizza man
memes
e
m
e
s
>>63307530
I'm fairly certain the Bruins are real, I've seen TD Garden and it is, in fact, a building, and there's substantiative evidence that there's a colony of Canadians with some Americans, Swedes, Germans and a random Finn that's taken up residence within it.
>>63307509
>Bruins
>Bergeron
>Rinaldo
>>63307560
>Osgood
>Forgetting that '08 run
wtf senpai
>>63307531
>>63307532
Why do americaitlyns always shit up good /hoc/ discussion with insecurity?
>>63307590
>tfw I just remembered rinaldo is a bruin
>>63307509
>bolts
>Stammer
>Sustr
>>63307610
Can you think up a new name besides americaitlyns please? I admire your shitposting ethic but you need some new terminology to work with
>>63305840
>delete
baka
>>63307537
>scoring his first career NHL goal TWICE
>being the space-time continuum to his will
how does he do it senpai
>>63307610
Ironic use of that word, my white heterosexual friend
Face it, 23 cups in 23 years is a dynasty and there's nothing you can do about it
>>63307572
Are you sure they're Hockey players or just a bunch of random hobos in there?
>>63307656
Like you earned those cups! You jews!
>>63307684
Calm down
>>63307710
Don't you have some kegs to lift?
>>63307509
Jets
Patick Roy
Coey Perry
>>63307509
Devils
Cammalleri
Merrill
>>63307740
None of them are Jets players
One of these teams will make the playoffs this year, which one is it lads?
>Ducks
>Oilers
>Flames
>Sharks
>Coyotes
>>63307740
You fucked up Trevor!
>>63307763
oh i misread the question
>Mark Sheifele
>Tobi Enstrom
>>63307775
Coyotes
>>63307777
>>63307775
HOLY FUCK!!! Those to tiny broads are perfection! How do I get a cute midget like that?
>>63307775
>Ducks
No
>Oilers
Maybe, they wouldn't go far though
>Flames
Same thing
>Sharks
Yes
>Coyotes
No
>>63307004
>being this impaired
>>63307806
>they still want a guy who's 6'1
>>63307509
Devils
Henrique
Gionta (he fucked up twice recently), but I hope it's not permanent.
>>63307806
>one chicks smoking
you can do better mate
>>63307855
>2015
>Not being atleast 6'1
>>63307677
It's possible it's just a hobo colony, but considering the lengths the European ones have gone to just to find themselves in a large hockey arena makes me think they are, indeed, professional hockey players.
The key piece of evidence that forms the crux of my hypothesis is the presence of skates and matching outfits in the vicinity of the colony, things typically associated with hockey players in the wild.
>>63307842
just ah d avision check this week and I'm still 20/20
I spend 8 hours a day staring at a screen 350 days (approx) a year and I've been doing that for 10 years now.
who /immortal vision/ here
>>63307806
The Asian one is actually normally sized for a person of oriental heritage
>>63307877
show me the cigarette
>>63307639
Triggered?
>>63307880
I'm 5'11 and I got a 6'3 girl's number 2 months ago
where are you manlet memes now senpai
>>63307904
opps your right mate. Theres just something on the floor.
Ok I approve
>>63307904
This americaitlyns diabeetus is causing blindness, but surprising he can't recognize a fry tbqh
>>63307539
what's wrong with you
>Habs
>Gallagher
>Semin although I wish Michel would play him and learn to coach him properly
>>63307610
Because the truth gets Canakeks so thoroughly upset ;^)
>>63307877
I-I've never had a g-girlfriend, I can't do better. I'm nearly 30, I'll take anything at this point.
>>63307877
>cigarette
that's litter on the ground lmao
>>63307877
>not liking the taste of drunk cigarette breath when you make out with some whore at a party
bro, thats like the best part. If she smokes she pokes
>>63307920
Fake number.
>>63307951
I'd rather go down on a land whale. I've slept with girls that smoked and their beds smell fucking awful.
>>63307934
Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can. Statistically one will say yes.
>>63307951
>not busting nuts to BJ videos where the girl is smoking and sucking dick simultaneously
plebians
>>63307932
Let's face it Gallgher won't be a great player for the 6 years of his contract. He's going to crash someday.
ANd he plays garbage hockey.
>>63307995
>watching porn
>>63307988
talked to her on the phone a couple times tho
had to end it cause she moved to alberta for school
fml senpai
>That peasant is lifting kegs RIGHT NOW
Keep it up Manuel
>>63307990
>Best advice is to just ask out as many girls as you can.
Can't even get to that point. And even if I did and a girl said Yes she'd just stop talking to me a week later.
>Me: Hello How ar-
>Girl: Ew no
This actually happened to me.
>>63307995
>compares real girls to jerking off to blow job porn
Who the fuck gets off to dudes getting their dicks sucked? wtf m8?
>>63308053
kek
KEK
>muh beer highschool
>>63308060
Are you obese or under 5 feet? Cant be that bad senpai, there will always be superficial bitches like that
>>63308060
Lower your expectations.
A little lower.
Almost there.
Perfect, that's about your upper limit.
>>63308075
wasn't really comparing lad
>who gets off to dudes getting their dick sucked
people who aren't insecure about their sexuality lmaooooooo
>>63308100
>Obese
No
>Under 5 feet
I'm 5'6" so yeah basically.
I can't even get into the friendzone, I'm just a jester for women. They keep me around to just be the funny guy it seems.
>>63308111
>Lower your expectations.
They just have to not be fat that's it.
>>63306093
>Map provided
50/50 in 2 minutes 44 seconds
>>63308141
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
godspeed man
>>63308092
I've got my Bud Lite exam today wish me luck
>>63308141
Make us laugh jester
>>63308224
I think he may have meant "haha laughing at him" than "haha laughing with him"
>>63308141
Only hope is to get filthy rich. I'm sorry for your plight
Never take your previlege for granted, fellow non-dwarves
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/celebs-who-prove-that-short-guys-are-super-hot-too?crlt.pid=camp.shIhXqDiv9Wj#.ybOxjGvZDd
>buzzfeed
just look at the pics senpai, you don't have to read the cringeworthy articles
Why has /hoc/ been almost all hockey and no memes this season?
>>63308304
>Mark Whalberg is 5'7
HOW
O
W
>>63308304
>All guys with fame, money and status
>canamanlets
>>63308361
You didn't know he was a short guy?
>>63308360
There's just more to shitpost about lately. During the late months of summer there's no news or transactions or really anything happening in hockey so it's basically speculation (boring) and memes. Wanna have a meme-off right now?
>>63308141
>>>/manlets/
>>63308365
>implying he didnt get laid even when he was poor playing in junior
He literally looks like a viking and plays hockey, idk how it works over in sweden but here if you're <25 thats pretty much all it takes
>>63308457
Don't start something u won't finish m8
>>63308141
pls be nathan gerbe
>>63308485
I can guarantee you I have more than enough memes to get us all hot pocket'd for 3 days minimum. You down for that, ese?
Have the stakes ever been any higher?
>>63308398
>amerifats
Let's say you want to maximizes your chances of getting laid one night with the following choices: would you rather be 250 pounds or 5'7?
>>63308558
5'7"
>>63308141
Nigga get your head out of your ass. I'm 5'6" and still get girls.
>>63308558
250 ez
I'm 6'1" but if I had 250 of muscle, shit son. That's miles better than bein a manlet like you
>>63308553
thats actually pretty based
https://instagram.com/pepethefrog/
>>63308592
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63308586
>I'm 5'6" and still get girls.
I live in AB, bud. Girl here are shit. They all think they are 10s
>>63308545
I just finished a 5 day m8. I'll get us on /s4s/ before you can finish saying
>rags
>>63308592
Wow.....that Instagram sure is something
>>63308615
I'm lucky I live in Vancouver, there's so many insecure asian/white qts with low standards it's ridiculous.
Has Tavares got Cancer of something?
>>63308651
Hopefully, let the real new york team lead the way
>>63308647
I need to leave AB asap might have better luck somewhere else
>>63308678
>>63308678
>>63308678
>>63308678
Devs Isles desu senpaitachi
>>63308615
It's only a problem because you're insecure about it desu
>>63308669
lol
Caps and
>rags
game thread where?
>>63308755
>>63308755
>>63308755
BROONS STARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBIlgvh58sw
You may only reply to this post if >your team has won 5 cups or more
NOT SO FAST HONGCOUVER
>>63308759
Dumb meme. Most of the jews are in BROOKLYN not MANHATTAN.
Dumb flyover fucks don't know anything about the best city on earth, dumb bitches.
>>63308945
>rags
>>63308945
>rags
>a
>g
>s
>>63308909
>tfw was on /hoc/ both times lundpads was btfo
fun times
>>63308945
it's called JEW york city for a reason. stop living in denial my kosher friend.
>>63308919
Hope you lads BTFO the cryers tonight desu
>>63309007
>>63308996
>>63308975
First day here, Reddit? Hope you're having fun. Enjoy your shitty flyover state kiddies!
>>63309045
>rags
>>63309045
you tell em, this is a total holocaust!
>>63308919
you can only reply to this post if you team has made the finals this decade
>>63309118
lol someone actually made that
>>63309096
Islanders have way more jewish fans, even the devils. But whatever kid, you keep on memeing, it's all you know how to do.
Very sad.
>>63309145
>rags
Caps fan here. Craps won't win if Trotz keeps up these untimely line changes as they transition into the offensive zone.
>Bolts so desperate they've split up the Triplets
KEKIMUS MAXIMUS
>>63309145
lmao I thought the Islanders had no fans, this is getting complicated.
stay mad fag your shit tier franchise has no power here
>>63309129
>rags
>poortugal
Wongs/bolts here
>>63309206
>>63309206
>>63309206
Going for a couple hours sleep lads before I watch the Flames destroy Colorado
>>63309205
What a surprise! A shit 3rd world country has shit taste!
Your broke ass probably couldn't even afford a single ticket at MSG. We also have the most famous arena. Barclays is a literally where
>>63309264
you're just baiting or you're straight from reddit with these garbage bants
I'm gonna actually watch the game now
https://youtu.be/L0WN-MPGqms
>>63309264
No bully
>>63309264
jew reply t b h
>>63309331
Good, now fuck off you nigger faggot
SNES@Frogs
>>63309371
>>63309371
>>63309371
Anyone even care?
Why are raggots such butthurt fags?
I thought the rangers were the best team in the world?
>>63309264
>We also have the most famous arena.
Detroit, Habs, Laffs, Boston all have more famous HOCKEY arenas you stupid kike faggot.
MSG is a more famous cultural and sports location but it ain't shit compared to some of the other arenas over the years in the hockey world.
>>63309375
holy fuck this raggot sounds mad af desu senpai
>>63309407
>n-no, it d-doesn't c-count
Fucking embarassing.
>>63309432
It's the orange picker with his trip off
>>63309456
>So eternally assblasted that he both removes his trip and tries overly hard to bait in /hoc/
Have we finally found a more pathetic poster than 36FryCook?
>>63309456
No, I'm not. Now post butt, Kipper
>>63309456
but i'm right here, with my trip on?
>>63309008
>cryers
They should relocate to Surrey just for you, Chang
>>63309098
>The Cup Finals
I'm Laffing at you, that is literally the apex kek of the cankeks the canlels and the cannocuplels
CANT STUFF THE BUFF
>>63309521
you're being too flattering
there's enough pathetic assblasted people in that fanbase, with trips and without
https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CS7TU9QUkAAf1AT.mp4
Holy shit legs don't bend like that. RIP Kelly.
>>63309610
>Rags
get shitposted to death a lot, and sometimes I feel bad because it must be insufferable, then I remember that they actually straight up have the worst fans in all of /hoc/
>>63309638
Kings are worse
>>63309648
They're really not. Their fans are almost non-existent and never leave their GDTs at this point thanks to Spencer.
Rags fans are actually the worst thing on /hoc/ related threads.
>>63309638
Agreed wholeheartedly. I know three rags fans and none of them keep up with their team until playoffs come around. They blindly believe Lundpads is the greatest goalie of all time like he isn't some sickly dog throwing his body at the puck all game long. They are the insufferable ones.
>>63309648
the kings won two cups very recently, whatever their fans do is at least partially justified
with raggots it's just eternal delusions and garbage posts regularly
>>63309696
Saw a rags fan trying to argue Lundpads was top 5 or top 10 (I cant remember which) all time in the NHL. I lel'd heartily.
>>63309548
>>63309548
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63309665
No, we're not. Habs fans are even worse than rangers fans
>>63309756
who cares its the same florida autist that posts that garbage every time
>>63309778
They're really not aside from like 1 or 2 trips. GDT with Habs fans are always super comfy. They all know hockey rules and are generally knowledgeable and don't shitpost massively on top of being incredibly passionate.
It's only a couple of posters like Habsolutely Disgusting that are massive faggots.
>>63309756
pretty triggered desu senpai
>>63308014
literally all of this is wrong
he makes everyone he plays with better. sure he won't make it past 30 but he's going to be fine for all his time in montreal
>>63309778
'no'
raggots are the worst shitters on this board
not a frog btw
>>63309756
>>63309756
Did he steal a /hoc/ meme?
>>63309838
we did it reddit!!!!!!!!
>>63309638
That's now how you spell Detroit
>>63309756
Good, let them have it
>>63309743
He may be like top 25 at best
>>63309786
As a Tampa fan that thread has very much triggered me
>>63309756
mfw I steal your memes and there's nothing you fucks can do about it
>raggots suffer eternal bleeding when Lundpads gets exposed
>>63309866
>mad
>>63309902
>mfw /hoc/ memes get you banned on /sp/
>playing Smith-Pelly on the 2nd line
why Michel
>>63309098
You can only reply to this post if your team has won three cups in this decade
>>63309756
GET THE MEME POLICE IN THEE NOW
>Joe Louis arena is bordering Florida tier attendance
>>63310358
Looks sold out to me.
>Businesses buy majority of seats then don't actually use them.
>>63310383
>shittipeg almost as low as colombus
LEL. Honeymoon phase is over that quickly? Fucking embarassing
>>63310478
You miss the 101%? It's one of the smaller arenas in the NHL. They're sold out, bud.
MTS Centre only holds 15k people.
>>63310383
dropped ten percent from 2013/14
>>63310579
The fact that attendance can go over 100% on ESPN's site at all is pretty retarded in the first place desu.
>>63310609
>sell all seats
>be at 100%
>sell standing room
>go over 100%
This isn't a hard concept buddy
>You look like a used car salesman
DUTCHY WITH THE BANTSS
>TSN 5: Sens vs Habs
>blacked out
>TSN 3: CFL Football
>it's soccer
>SNP: Craps vs Rags
>it's actually the Craps and the Rags
>>63306142
A lot of good OHL, CHL, and QMJHL players from Newfoundland go to the CIS after junior because school is paid for.
>>63311260
>going to CIS
>good
Who /Oilels & Cryers/ here?
>>63311365
just found a stream, m8.
>>63311418
>Gene's dirt stache
FLYERS OILERS GAMETHREAD HERE
>>63311495
>>63311495
>>63311495
>>63311301
Playing in the CIS vs. shitposting...
There is a ton of talent in the CIS.
>>63310609
>seats+ boxes
>>63311519
The americanon was obviously talking about NHL good, not just better than the average person good. Besides, I bet most Newfies waste their university time getting degrees in keg lifting
botta watch this on Netflix desu
StatsCentre
@StatsCentre
Tyler Seguin records hat trick (7th of his career) vs his old team the #Bruins. 6 of them have come in just 164 GP since joining the #Stars
>5 goals on 17 shots
holy fuck rask is a shitter
>.706 SV PCT
MY SIEDENBERGS
JUST
>>63311628
Just imagine the course load for that degree.
>cousin gets married in NC
>in the middle of the summer so I did not even get the chance to fuck a canes slag
Is there another team that's had more injuries this season?
Holtby confirmed for meme goaler
>Lundqvist shaved his beard
Chris Kelly is kill guys.
>"Chris sustained a left femur fracture in the first period of the Bruins/Stars game... recovery time is between six eight eight months."
http://bruins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=786192
>>63312206
edmonton
>>63312203
Does Carolina even have seasons?
>>63312227
>ruins
Hurricanes revenue from admissions
2009: $37.2 million
2010: $22.9 million
2011: $25.5 million
2012: $24.3 million
2013: $14.9 million*
2014: $23.8 million
2015: $22.5 million
Holy FUCK lel
Fantasy hockey trade
I got offered matt duschene and jumbo Joe
And I give up Nate mackwinnon
I'd be retarded not to take that right?
Holy shit. Larkin might legitimately be the best Detroit player Detroit has gotten in the draft since Steve.
Tampon Gay hitting new levels of asshurt
>>63312225
it was shit anyway desu
>2-7-2
tfw best team in hockey
>>63312446
Your mom was ass hurt last night
>>63312462
nice meme
>When the net is accidentally displaced by an attacking player, and the defending side is in control of the puck and moving out of their zone, play shall be permitted to continue until such time as the nonoffending team loses control of the puck. The resulting face-off will take place at a face-off spot in the zone nearest the location where the play was stopped, unless it is in the non-offending team’s defending zone, and as such the ensuing face-off would be outside the blue line at one of the face-off spots in the neutral zone. It is possible for a goal to be scored at one end of the rink while the net at the other end has been dislodged, provided that the team being scored upon is the team responsible for dislodging the net at the other end of the rink.
READ THE RULE BOOK TAMPON GAY FANS. SMELL MY NUTS.
>>63312509
is the rest of the league even trying t b h
>>63312509
>>63312706
Wanna remind us who just got BTFO by the >laffs friends
>>63312446
it rains over 100 days per year in tampa what is this stupid nigger talking about
Imagine being a Crapsfag and you just watch the Rangers whoop your ass every year in the playoffs and in the regular season
>>63312840
imagine beings a >rags >fag
>>63312800
It rains and has sunshine every day. It doesn't storm like it does in the North. Storms sweep in and out almost daily in the summer, fall, and spring. Way more sun than in the Northeast (only two areas of the US that I've lived in, so I can't speak about West Coast, Midwest, etc.)
>>63312851
It's not so bad desu
>tfw
feels good to be fucking ELITE
>>63312872
I live in florida you stupid faggot arent you supposed to be a >rags
either way holy shit I thought you killed yourself but now you go into the filter
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
THE CITY OF TAMPON BAY
>>63312840
Imagine being the >rags and having 1 cup in 70+ years
>>63312995
>tampon bay
nigger you don't even know how to meme right
>>63313000
Did someone say
>Rags
fuck detroit
>>63312915
I live in Orlando, bruh. It's a shit ton of rain AND a shit ton of sun. Those things aren't mutually exclusive when you consider that storm lengths vary.
You're just furious that Zuke is back and healthy, since his injury is the only reason Tampa beat us last year. Have fun watching Stammer's last year as a bolt, though :^)
>>63313012
please enlighten me master shitlord
Larkin is pretty much confirmed for better than mcmeme at this point right?
>>63313023
>bruh
why do you want to be black? is it all the niggers in orlando? are you a waiter kek
>AND
caps lock is cruise control for cool
>us
are you on the >rags
>Have fun watching Stammer's last year as a bolt, though :^)
youre projecting pretty hard there
>>63313018
It takes a special kind of autism to make a collage like this
Anyone else think of the porn star any time Larkin is mentioned?
Detroit has the trashiest fans in the nhl tb h
>habs lose at home
shit guys
guys I think I found out why detoilet fans are so stupid
>>63313077
especially when you compare crime stats
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/fl/crime/
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/mi/crime/
one seems way more niggardly than the other and in one case detroit isnt that niggardly
LMAO
>HASB
>Tampon Gay doesn't know how to play hockey so they try to mount and rape other players on the ice instead
top lel
>>63313112
Even the memeiest shit teams can get a fluke from time to time
>>63313183
>rookie thinks he's hot shit and grabs the stick of a super star
>gets mad when stammer resists
>throws a punch
>stammer lies him down without throwing a punch back
>>63313183
thats what happens when you hire a lacrosse player as your coach. lacrosse is the sport of barbarians that were massacred
>the burnt down remains of poopa rask
I could buy 5 Detroit homes for the price of one publix sub
>>63313251
Remember the time that Finland went into maximum overmeme?
>>63313229
You forgot the part when said rookie then styled on your ass and got the game winning goal.
>>63313290
>implying he styled on anyone
>implying bishop isn't just a shitter who blew his positioning
Start Vasy
>>63313268
I could buy your mom with a publix sub
>>63313117
>Flint
>Detroit
>FLORIDA EDUCATION
>post yfw your team didn't trade away a young player that became a superstar
NOT SO FAST BROONS
>>63313321
You should go check on your mom to make sure she's not taking a dark meat sandwich right now achsven
>Tampon Gay back to being shitty and irrelevant so they f all back on shitposting and sandwiches
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>63312446
mad at subs
>>63313132
lel even with Detroit, Flint and Saginaw weighing us down Florida is STILL worse
>>63313450
>he is upset and bread meat and vegetables on an Argentinian cult tracking program designed for government usage
>>63313132
>Crime per square mile is over double Michigan's
Holy shit that's fucking impressive lel. Florida really fucking sucks fat dick.
>>63313452
i got ten bucks that says the father is black, and five that says he's spanish
>edmonshit
Fold this fucking team to be honest
>>63311894
HOLY SHIT
THIS SHIT IS MAD SPOOKY
>>63313614
it's a pretty good movie, not amazing but pretty good
it's like a good short story. it's not a novel or anything but still good
>flomes
>Tampon Gay rapes people instead of playing hockey
>>63313714
just a good ol wrasslin match
even as a wings fan I don't get the big deal about this
DIRTY GOALS
DIRTY GOALS EVERYWHERE
>>63313745
What else are we going to bant about? That game was kinda boring tb h
tfw no goy gf
>>63313810
jesus christ, that's the hardest fuck/marry/kill game ever.... fuck left, marry right, kill middle?
>kongs
>>63313714
One of those two players scored that game. Guess which one /hoc/
:^)
>>63313824
the right looks like a balding dyke left is the best waifu
>>63313852
my dick just went from 0 to 60 in 60 seconds
Terry Jones Verified account
@sunterryjones
McDavid in the hallway outsite Oilers dressing room with skates off and arm/shoulder in a sling. It's serious.
KEK
>tfw you're waiting for hockey to become popular enough for the Seals to come back
I have the least hope for the shorks of all my favorite teams, and I'm an A's fan tbqh
>>63313881
>ayy lmao hands
>>63313890
>McMeme is kill
Good job Oilers
>tfw every single player in my pool scores in the same night
Is tuuka rask the worst starting goalie in the NHL?
>>63313904
DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THEM.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63313852
wow she has sexy fingers!
>boilers
>>63313890
>drafting someone who isn't physically ready for the NHL #1
Holy shnikies
BJ's look good
like, really good
Go Avs
>>63313993
Retard
Mcdavid out for the season
Oilers confirmed for Matthews
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
>oilkeks
>breaking your collarbone
canarookies soft as fuck
apology for poor english
when were you when conor mcmeme dies?
i was sat at home eating poutine when gordy ring
'conor is kill'
'no'
>>63314021
No, the NHL let them win the lottery this year just so everyone would stop talking about how rigged it is so they could rig it for Phoenix next year.
>mcdavid injured for rest of career
>will still finish with more points than eichel
>mcgaykid
>bloos
>>63314069
>kikel
Brb going to troll the oilers thread
>career ending injury
>>63314106
Hello Russia
>>63314053
you mean for las vegas ? ;)
@TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie 2m
BREAKING: Hearing McDavid's injury worse than thought. Shoulder bones pulverized. May require amputation. Standby for more. #nhl #oilers #pray4mcdavid
in order to prevent more young stars being injured like this, the NHL has decided to ban hockey sticks, rink boards, and defense
https://streamable.com/lo9e
Nigga is lucky he is alive.
>league suspends #1 defenseman for game 7 after clean hit
>people still claim refs aren't out to get us
>inb4 manning gets steve moore'd
>shorks voted best jersey of all time
/hoc/ BTFO
banner when
>>63314163
Hello
>>63314183
IT'S OVER
>>63314212
You can put it right next to that other banner you have
>Connor McDavid
>>63313896
Fuck off you Bay Area shitter
>>63314206
he literally did nothing wrong
>>63314233
>spencer
brandon manning is fucking terrible anyway and i want him off my hockey team
BRAUN
R
A
U
N
>RUSSIAN GOALTENDING
>>63313633
I enjoyed it, I wish she chose to elope with Caleb but it made sense that they went the way they did.
>>63313117
>>63313096
>>63313018
>being this dumb and mad at the same time
HEY CONNOR ITS MANNING
WELCOME TO THE BOARDS
>>63314375
>call others dumb and mad
>is dumb and mad
>>63314310
i like that the beta faggot got tricked by mechanochick
trust no bitch desu senpai
>>63314402
>this ""comeback""
>>63314437
I'll cum on ur mums back m8
HEY CONNOR
>>63314225
>WESTERN CONFERENCE REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS
>>63314570
>kopitar ded
>mcmeme ded
>getzlaf ded
Which Pacific 1C goes down next?
>sedin
>monahan
>Thornton? Pavelski? fucking shorks and their 1000 centres
Sparkledogs confirmed for division though, no 1C to kill
>>63314632
Couture already died for the Sharks, I think he was the 1C
>>63313714
honestly, Larkin was asking for it. grabbed his stick and initiated the head grabbing
you arent big enough for that, larky
>>63314632
>kesler steps up as #1 in anaheim
>season ending injury
plz no
>>63312706
>red wings floundering
>still have players leading stats
>>63314662
Shit, this is getting spooky.
>>63314701
Kesbae is my favorite player
Leave Sidney Crosby to me
Fuck yeah Sens.
LOL HABS, le diving gallagher meme.
who /hiddentank4matthews/ here
Wooo
new >>63314893
new mcdavid is kill bread where
>>63314910
He is confirmed a bust... busted shoulder that is...
