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MON: Habs clinch Stanley Cup
LA:G Jonathan Quick, Kings finally lose a game
TOR:G James Reimer spectacular in Leafs' 4-1 win
TOR:Joffrey Lupul scores two as Leafs upset Stars
DAL:Jamie Benn earns first star of October
WPG:Dustin Byfuglien will have a hearing Tuesday
EDM:McDavid captures Rookie of the Month honor
BOS:Brad Marchand claims 1st star of the week
OTT:Sens' Mark Stone gets 2-game suspension
STL:Vladimir Tarasenko (leg) will play Tuesday
TOR:James Reimer will face Dallas on Monday night
CHI:Blackhawks recall Dano, send down Bickell
CHI:Artemi Panarin moves to a line with Toews
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POVERTY
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Propagandhi is an excellent band despite their ridiculous communist bullshit.
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thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWOFV8GKof0
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OUR YEAR
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I have an honest question for /hoc/. How invisible are the Colorado Avalanche to you? No love or hate for the team. They aren't any good and also not the worst. They are just invisible. Their whole TV blackout thing doesn't help.

I was just thinking about Jarome Iginla and how he has, to me at least, fallen off the face of the Earth ever since going there and I was thinking about how fucking disgusting it would be if he retired there as a nobody.
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>>63292960
where is jimmy
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Finns are gross desu
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>>63293045

https://youtu.be/S34vGDQMfug
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>>63293072
Fuck Colorado, I'm glad the avs are back at the bottom where they belong
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>voracek now has 48 shots without a goal

holy shit

>>63293072
they're currently the least relevant team in the league, tied with the hurricanes

the yotes got themselves max domi and that makes them noticeable

at least they have an outdoor game this year
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>>63293072
I have a patrick roy jersey from when I was a good so I think about them from time to time
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>rookies lighting it up
>defensemen with awesome staches
>somehow not choking 2-goal leads in the 3rd
>top of the division

>there are people who don't know this year is Vancouver's year
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Dallas Stars were 9-2 and the leafs were 1-7 and they just beat the Dallas Stars. Not just beat but almost raped/destroy them. Everyone got a point basically. They helped developed the career of the younger NHL guys (Rielly, Kadri, etc).

Also them being 9-2 meant that they were theoretically better than the Canucks and therefore by beating the best team in the league at the time before they faced us we have now proved that we are better than any team below them including the canucks.

The leafs may not win this year, but this win proved they are better than the teams that do.
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>>63293102
GOAT Canadian album
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>cantcup fans in full hype mode
oh god yes, I can't wait
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>>63293154
I even like Todd's songs. Truly GOAT.
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>>63293149
this feels like bait but I can't really prove it wrong. You guys literally beat the best team in the league so I understand how yall are better than the nucks
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>>63293196
It is literally impossible to lose when every year is our year.
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>>63293196
me neither
victory will be sweet after 43 years
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>>63293204
Todd's songs are great, this one in particular fucking rips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP-_5ZPBARk
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>>63293149
>Auntie Em with a sub-800 SV%
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>>63293196
>implying we're not already planning which cars to flip during the Victory Riot

I've got my eye on this Lexus sedan on Robson St
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>>63293149
You gotta see how hyped the canucks are KEK.

Every year they get their hopes up LMAO and they fuck it up in the playoffs.

I would rather be a leafs fan quite honestly
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>>63293003
>being this mad at sandwiches
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>>63293072

They have the worst coach in the entire NHL lel.
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>>63293300

Nice Henrik cups dubs

>they fuck it up in the playoffs.
>laffs
>on pace for 16 wins this year
>playoffs
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>>63293149
>canucks padding their stats and have only faced shitty teams in the league besides montreal
>hurrr, this is our year
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>>63293243
I fucking love Todd. He's such a nice dude. I'm so glad that faggot John tried to start his own band and they hired the Rod.

https://youtu.be/dRALVAFiKw0

>that bass riff at 3:35
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>Kane with a goal and and assist in a win
>Media literally can't stop talking about his rape allegations
>mfw
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Reminder that Canada still wont win the Cup this year
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>>63293149
so much this
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>>63293342
Slow down there mr salty
I'm sure the leafs will be rebuilt soon
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>>63293342
>tfw get to farm some points off the laffs
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>>63293149
anon you are a genius
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http://strawpoll.me/5907988
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>>63293367
I liked John for the two albums he was on (Gifts is one of the best songs on LTMR), but Propagandhi wouldn't have come into their own without the addition of Todd. There's no other band that's really doing their punk/thrash metal thing quite like them, and the fact that they're big hockey fans just adds to the appeal.
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>>63293149
>cantpucks
>literally rioting after a loss in the finals
>literally breaking the glass and looting small stores
>looting small hard working mom & pop stores

that's fucked up
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Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive 14h14 hours ago

Datsyuk taking part in battle drills. Doing a lot of smiling. Probably still 1-2 weeks away.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>63293511

>All these plebians who don't cut their sandwiches

Fucking cavemen
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>>63293605
Upset at sandwiches?
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What happened to the bro culture
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>>63293558
What happens to the Wongs when Datsyuk retires? He's such a crucial part of their success and he's 37. How long do you guys think he plays for?
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>>63293515
Yeah man, I talked hockey with Chris when I saw them during the failed states tour. I've loved Prop for close to 20 years now. Today's Empires is still holds a special place in my heart. Purine Hall of Fame is probably my all time favorite song.

On a side note, I remember hearing a voice that sounded familiar during the credits of Wedding Crashers and realizing it was John and the Weakerthans. tfw Propagandhi will never be featured in a major motion picture.
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>You will never play for the NHL team you grew up watching
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>>63293618


>>63293632

At least until his contract comes up then probably a year in the KHL in front of family and friends. He probably doesn't have much left in the tank especially with all the injuries after a few years. Detroit is about to fall back to average-above average for a while but I lived through the Dead Wings years so whatever.

As long as >we don't go full Edmonton, fuck it man.
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>>63293122
Had a better start last year tbqh
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>>63293605
Mad at sandwiches?
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>>63293695

See

>>63293665
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>>63293072
To be fair, I actually know they exist.

I honestly forget Carolina even has a team.

I also get the blues and the blue jackets confused with one another all the time too.
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>tfw you don't lift kegs
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>>63293605
You seem bothered
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>>63293713

What is this keg lifting meme I keep seeing.

I keep getting random 3 day vacations for mild intra-country banter.
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>>63293281
Flip chink cars please, maybe they'll go home.
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>>63293713
>tfw 100 word thesis on keg lifting due tomorrow
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>>63293676
>76
>laffs

And while that year was undoubtedly also our year, this year is considerably yearier

>>63293745

Probably easier tbá Žh, they tend to drive imports
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http://www.thehockeynews.com/blog/rumor-roundup-lightning-look-to-move-contracts-to-re-sign-stamkos/

>The Tampa Bay Lightning could be working on a deal to free up salary-cap room to re-sign captain Steven Stamkos. That’s the suggestion from Erik Erlendsson of The Tampa Tribune, reporting the Lightning could try moving defenseman Matt Carle.

>Erlendsson notes Carle, a healthy scratch for Saturday’s 3-1 loss to the Boston Bruins, was the subject of trade rumors for the past two weeks. The 31-year-old blueliner is the Lightning’s highest-paid defenseman ($5.5-million annual cap hit), with a contract that runs through 2017-18 and contains a modified no-trade clause.

>Want to move pieces
>Trying to trade one of your arguably worst players

Steve nobody is going to want your garbage.
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>>63293072
Iginla is arguably the most Canadian player of all time

>blown 3-2 scf lead to sunbelt team
>never win cup
>biggest claim to fame is assisting Crosby ot goal
>will be remembered as a traitor
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>>63293756
>3 paragraph essay about keg lifting techniques due tomorrow

JUST
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>>63293799
I bet he goes to detoilet for Tatar or some other shitter
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>west coast shitters still think their conference is superior

clean that shit up, your teams are inconsistent as fvck
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>>63293820
>9-1
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>>63293839
>11-2-0
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>>63293434
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>>63293799
Detroit needs defenders. Maybe they will trade Kronwall for Carle + J.T Brown
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>>63293535
i'd expect that from stlouis fans, but i thought canadian people were better than that
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>>63293880

>Chinese
>Canadian people

>
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>>63293858
>9-1
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>>63293820
>9-1
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>>63293713
>>63293756
>>63293815
Pretty good desu lads
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>>63293901
>Vancouver gets BTFO 9-1
>Montreal's record last week was 9-1

gee, I wonder which is worse
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>>63293817
Detroit not gonna trade this early in season good grief you new to hockey or some shit
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>>63293946

At least Vancouver doesn't check people with their heads you c uck lel
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>>63293946
Both are absolutely shit

9-1 is equivalent to 17-1 patriots
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So will Sidney Cosby get his shit together this month?
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>>63293946
>9-1

top c
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>>63293820
>Habs literally keked by Miller for trying to join the 10-0 start club

>9-1

lel
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>>63293976
If that was one of the Sedins he'd be concussed lying flat on his back. Gallagher is relentless.
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>>63293946
>9-1
My sides
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>>63294028

Relentless at being a c uck lel
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>>63294041
Did Gallagher steal some of Bogo's cocaine or something?
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>>63294041
LEL
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The funniest thing about 9-1 is that none of your favourite teams will ever start a season with that record.
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>>63294008
Nah I bet he'll explode around January though
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>>63294102
you can keep telling yourself that you stinky smelly frogger
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>>63294102
>9-1
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>>63293946
The Canucks probably could have ran the score to 9-1 on the Habs if they'd gotten 7 minutes of 5 on 3 time in a row
>implying you even knew that was part of 9-1
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>>63294102

>His team never had a 15 game undefeated streak

lyl
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>>63294102
>Couldn't go 10-0

Fucking pathetic tbqh
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>>63294102
I can't imagine any NFL team going 18-1 any time soon but I don't think any of them want to... Well maybe the Lions would take that as an improvement over their usual debacles.
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>>63293535
>looting small hard working mom & pop stores
Little ching and chong stores
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>>63294136
everyone knows about 9-1 you assblasted chink

>hurr WE could have beat u even more if x
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>>63294102
>9-1

Kill urself my man
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SCOTT STEVENS SIMULTANEOUSLY CALLED AND BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY A MANLET
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>>63294136
>the Canucks probably could have ran the score to 9-1 on the Habs if they'd gotten 7 minutes of 5 on 3 time in a row

wow what an achievement
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>>63293744
Yesterday, american guy said he lifted keg in brewery.

1st year engi student got butthurt.
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>>63294243
>Reddit
I bet you live in Detroit too
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>>63294249
>wow what an achievement
That's EXACTLY what the original 9-1 is.
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>>63294123
Implying he doesn't get injured again
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>>63294282

>Not reading Q&A's with hockey personalities regardless of location

I bet you didn't read the Bobfather's AMA either faggot.
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>>63294249
The point of the post was to say that the Canucks only lost 9-1 because of 5 on 3 time, Habs just choked
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>>63294243
go back there and stay there faggot
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>>63294243
>Rebbit
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>>63294284
and you're STILL assblasted about it

lmfao

diverting attention to the Canadien's record isn't going to help friendo
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>>63294290
Honestly hope not always liked Crosby for some reason
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>>63294346
>9-1
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>>63294363
>9-1
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>>63294346
>Choking on 10-0
>9-1
>Hasb
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>>63294295
>Bobfather
Literally who?
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>>63294375
>literally losing 9-1
>9-1
>the smouldering rice paddy of Vancouver
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>>63294375
>>63294363
You can feel the buttclench.
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>>63294346
>implying
I wasn't even assblasted when it happened. I was just loving at how the Canucks managed to piss the refs off so much.
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>>63294377

>Not knowing the best in the business

Cuba I want you to take your proxy off you dirty sunbelt fuck
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>>63294394
>9-1
>it was 3-0
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>>63294394
7-1 without bs 5 on 3 desu senpai
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>>63294404
based

does not get any better than Bob
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>>63294403
Watching highlights, ducks players started the fights yet we still had 2 players go to the box for 7 mins and they had none

Lmao wtf

Also

>it was 3-0
>Habs
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>>63294455
9-1 in the real world
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>>63294453
>Price injured
>the Habs at least managed to score more than one goal on the Coilers shit back end lmao
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>>63294404
Nobody calls him that here. He's called Bob McKenzie because there is respect for him. Get back to Reddit where your awesome nickname will be upvoted
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>>63294404
>>63294456
>>63294524
He's the second greatest Bob Mckenzie
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tfw no rain gf
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>>63294595
What the fuck is happening to her face
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>>63294595
Ew
No thanks
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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016 Minnesota Wild captain
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>>63294648
Have fun with your shitty mascot
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>>63294667
How and why?
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Jake Virtanen could play for Finland in wjc if they have no room for him in canadas team
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>>63294696
Free Agency, Kings don't have the cap room to sign him AND Toffoli. It's either or.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvkBkYGJZA

>tfw this is the best sports moment I've had as a Canucks fan

Will we ever feel that good again Canucksbros?
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>>63294727
nope
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>>63294727
nope
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>>63294727
THE ABSOLUTE DRAGONSLAYER
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>>63294727
Nah nothing will ever come close to that moment except maybe the bieksa goal to get to the cupcup.
I bought a burrows jersey because of this.

>tfw nearly bought a hdogson jersey
Wew Lad. How's he doing anyway?
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>>63294805
i think hes a third or fourth liner on nashville?
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>>63294727
>Hamhuis was the 2011 team
>TANNER FUCKING GLASS was on that Canucks team

WHAT THE FUCK LADS
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>>63294727
man this rivalry was so much fun. I miss it so much.
I'll never feel the same way as I did after that first cup win, after beating the Canucks in hard fought series every year.
Winning honestly feels routine now. It's surreal.
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>>63294727
probably when im like 30 something say if this teams youngsters bloom into stars accordingly.

im 25 years old now and can honestly say that this team most likely wont get another chance for another 5 years minimum.. The magic is gone.
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>flim flams
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>>63294824
OFFICIAL 10's DECADE RIVALRIES POWER RANKINGS

1. 2009-2012 Van-Chi
2. 2011-2013 Pens vs Flyers

POWER GAP

3. 2010-2014 Bruins-Canadiens
99999999999999999. Everything else tbqh
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Stars finngoalies gonna get exposed soon desu
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>>63294931
I miss the days of hating the hawks. Now I couldnt give a shit. Were back to our old roots and hating Calgary again which is pretty fun.

You think Van-Chi give credit to eachother out of respect nowadays?
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>>63294879
>American flames fan
Kill yourself
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Anyone ever noticed that when this song plays in the arena the home team loses?

Green Day sucks btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IclmVdWNbI
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>>63294965
>implying flames fan
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>>63294981
>Posts the scotia barn
>Isnt an American flames fan

Bandwagon the rapehawks off just get away
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>>63294997
>flim flams
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>flames fans talking shit

about what?
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>>63294727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSjl3fqk258

>implying this wasn't infinitely superior
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>>63294955
>>63294931
>>63294854
As much as I fucking despised the Hawks, I'd give everything just to watch that entire rivalry unfold again (expect this time the Canucks winning in 2010.

When a rivalry where the two franchise have no prior vendettas against each other and no really dirty play/line brawl to ignite it, that shit was the rawest and most emotionally charged rivalry I'll probably ever experience.

These days, with most of the cast changed it obviously doesn't feel the same. When the Hawks won the cup this year I felt completely indifferent.

Almost felt happy for them tbqh
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>>63295045
same, desu
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>>63295045
>2010

meant 2011*****
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>>63295035
I love Bieksa but that shit was anticlimactic as fuck desu

still a good moment considering the gravity of it tho
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>>63295045
you are literally posting tumblr pepes you gigantic faggot no wonder you feel happy when the black cox cuc.k you
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Do the yotes have a chance to be a contender if they get auston mathews? If they don't get him I'm done with this team
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>>63295085
its off google senpai, I dont save any pepe pics
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>>63295085
>calls other guy a c
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>>63295118
Yes tbth
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>>63295035
Kek. My buddy was a shorks fan. I remember this day. He embarrassed himself in front of everyone in the bar with his rant on how bullshit that was.
>>
>>63295035
I liked Burrows goal more
>game 7 vs game 5
>it was a wicked slapshot vs a knuckle puck
>comeback vs series lead
>1st round vs 3rd round
>>
>>63294823
seriously though, I think Tanner Glass is the reason we lost that final series

the guy is cursed tbqh senpai
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>>63295035
>Canucks vs Ducks 2016 WC final, 3-1 Canucks
>Game 5
>Puck rolls onto Bieka stick
>takes a shot from the point
>hits the post
>4 on 2 rush the other way
>Sedinery give Burrows a beautiful pass and he hammers it home
>the two ducks players coming back on the rush were Bieksa and Kesler

cap this and itll happen lads
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>>63295246
>2017
>Kesler suffers season-ending injury in January
>Ducks go on to win the Cup
>Bieksa gets his name on it
>Kesler doesn't

>>63295203
>shorks

>>63295210

Burrows' goal was better, but watching the Canucks come back to tie the game with 14 seconds left, then win it in OT to go to the Cup Final was probably the ultimate Nucks feel
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https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/661353228269953024
https://twitter.com/26Mazara/status/661352491724898304

>Laffs
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>>63295045
You now remember Pavol Demitri

Press F
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>>63295203
>implying it wasnt bullshit
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>>63295246
>>63295293
>ducks and canucks making it to the WCF

same division aside, they both awful desu senpai
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>>63295293
He's trash now but I wish Bieksa retired here desu
>>
>>63295377
Just remember that Kesler is going to have to watch the fans cheer for Bieksa on his return.
>>
>>63295350
You now remember Ricky Rypien, who killed himself because of clinical depression that same year.

:(
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>>63295398
i would too if i was stuck on the canucks senpai
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>>63295350
>>63295398
F
>>
Reminder that Kane is and always will be Canadian.
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>>63295391
We don't have a home game against the Ducks until February tho

hope he gets a standing O
>>
>>63295377

I hope at the end of his career, he signs a 1-day contract so he can retire a Canuck
>>
>>63295454
he'll end up retiring as a coyote just like everyone else. theyre collecting a fake history of good players and its hilarious
>>
How can we revive the Canucks-Hawks rivalry?
I actually went to Disney right after the Canucks beat the Hawks and I got into a verbal argument with some guy about whether the hawks or the canucks had a better future.
I wish I could do that again. Please give me the old Canucks back, its not fun playing against the Kings every year.
>>
>>63295350
>>63295398

F

You now remember Luc Bourdon
>>
>>63295477
>give me the old Canucks back

what do you think I've been wishing for the past 2 years

that core is gone man, and the animosity gone with it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WIwOKx9GIA

>There will never be moments where goalies do something as based as this again

Prime Patrick Roy was alpha as fuck desu
>>
>>63295511
>refs not wearing helmets
when men were men.

speaking of old roy I remember he was one of the first guys to put the extra blade edges on his pads so he could push off better from the butterfly. do goalers still do that today?
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>>63295511
Man Roy didn't/doesn't give a fuck does he
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>>63295511
absolutely no fucks given

terrible coach but GOAT goalie tbqh
>>
>>63295501
I would have given anything to win multiple cups at the time.
It's been amazingly fun, but nothing has compared to those series against the Canucks.
>>
>>63295564
>not wearing a helmet makes you a man
Masculinity and stupidity aren't synonymous
>>
>>63295511
>ROY DANGLED THE FUCK OUT OF WAYNE "THE GOAT" GRETZKY

TOP KEK LADS
>>
>>63295594
Holy shit lol
Gretzky got fucked up
>>
>>63295511
This is a dumb rule desu
>>
is everyone here 7? how have you not seen this video before
>>
>>63295616
>Rags
>>63295638
I've seen it on multiple times TSN top 10 lists years ago, just fun to re-watch shit like this

stop being an edgelord senpai
>>
>>63295670
nice buzzword. there was nothing edgy about what he said it was just stupid
>>
America is weird tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwAsQT44M9o
>>
>>63295689
Party pooper, edge lord, etc.

Just stfu desu senpai thanks :)
>>
Sweet song bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NvUWbboYs
>>
>>63295735
So cringeworthy you wouldn't even find flit on reddit
>>
>you will never be as gangsta as Boston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btYmZbrFt18
>>
>>63295777
Nothing out-cringes this though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNxdTtN5uxo
>>
>rags
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>>63295783
Didn't know Tyler sequin's brother was a wings fan
>>
>>63295854
this desu senpai
>>
>>63295783
http://youtu.be/0G66UiPPhE8

Who is your favorite goaler salo or Fred brathwaite
>>
>>63296083
Lel

>Stockholm pride
>costs over 120 USD to get into the festival area
>the only people who go there are ones who are already really commited to the cause (partially due to the price)
They are really bad at promoting themselves.

And to answer your question, only one of them gave us an olympic gold. Sure, not as relevant av the ones from 98-, but still as relevant as any olympic golds you've ever won.
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>>63296125
I am mike euruzione who r u

What I thought bitch
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>>63296138
I am Börje Salming

fight me irl bitch
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>>63296167
Lad if you had to pick 6 active Swedish forwards and 4 swedish defense men to win a game right now who would you pick

Your goalies are gustavsson and lindback
>>
>>63296167
Literally (literally), who?
>>
http://youtu.be/5cXGtneAmps

Brathwaite @ 2:20 most polished hockey rap

Uptown puck is second
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>>63295783
ayy lmao
>>
>>63296181
Landeskog - Zetterberg - Nyquist
Steen - Bäckström - Hörnqvist
Stålberg - Kruger - Fast (hustle line)

Karlsson - OEL
Hedman - Strålman

Why Gustavsson and Lindbäck?

>>63296185
A guy with a statue outside of Air Canada centre.

>not knowing who he is
How plebian can one person be?
>>
>>63296240
>no sedins
>>
>>63294931

The salary cap literally killed rivalries.
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>>63295783
>this guy dropped out of high school to pursue a "rap career"
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How can a team be so keked that they have a player from another team on their front page?

>>63296264
The question was "to win a game right now". In a game I would like a hutle-line. And it feels like the Sedins haven't been on top of their game this season. So Zetterberg and Bäckström gets the other two center-spots. And as everyone knows, they need to play together.
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>>63296297
Zetterberg is a winger
>>
>>63296296
>tfw we all know one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeIQlsWjq70
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>>63296296

>No more glorious Red Wings/Avalanche level rivalries will ever happen again

>>63296306

He actually centers currently. Babcock, and Blashill as well play him as a Center rather often. Mike used to swap between Pavel/Hank being together and splitting them up as 1C/2C. Hank can play either role very well.
>>
>>63296240
Strong line up tbhonest zetterberg is the smartest player in the game
>>
>>63296306
He's been off an on center/wing for the past 10 or so seasons lad

>>63296297
I thought having lesser that lundqvist might influence decisions idk lad just memeing and shit
>>
>>
>>63296314
Yeah, it looks pretty decent.

He's been looking really good this season. He's been a big reason the red wings haven't lost games with a bigger goal differential more than once.

>>63296332
Ah, alright. Well. Haven Karlsson - OEL with goalies like Gustavsson or Lindbäck on the ice at the same time might be a little risky. But it's a risk I'd take.
There's always time for memes
>>
>>63296354
Benn is always such a butthurt little fag
>>
>>63296360

It'd be fucking hilarious if he was the first superstar to get the book thrown at him over one of his chimp outs he has every game./
>>
>>63296360
He seems like the guy who takes banter to heart. I've never seen him get hit hard and cleanly only to skate into the play, he always tries to drop the mitts. He's either blindly proud or absolutely booty blasted
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>Yurosofts
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>>63296385
I don't care where you are from, there is no springing back on your wheels from that hit.
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>>63294609
Literally slags pretending they give a shit about hockey.
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>>63296398

>Gordo can't take a hit
>>
>watched short documentary about planned war cemeteries during the cold war
>ice rinks were to be kept operating so that dead bodies could be kept chilled by placing them on the ice

Fun fact of the day.
>>
>>63296443
I was surprised at how much kings stuff I saw in LA.

So many bandwaggoners in that town.
>>
>>63296453
God I hate weak Euro players
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>>63296478

In his defense that would fucking hurt a LOT
>>
>>63296487
smacking into the post doesn't hurt as much as you'd think, you could blow on the net and it'll come off. I'd hate to run into the old 70s and 80s nets, they were basically cemented in.
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>>63296504

Depends on his strap and how hard he hits it I guess. Cup isn't complete protection.
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>>63296453
I said there's no springing back on your wheels, literally nobody in the world could do that
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This never fails to put a smile on my face
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Meme player
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>>63294243
>didn't end his post in "I love you all so much"

F A K E
A
K
E
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>and then god said "let there be three teams in California and two more in Florida"
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>>63296617
how about this
>>
>>63296721
Pretty cute
t. not minnesotan

Would like to know how he ended up on the wrong side of the ice though
>>
Lets be honest /hoc/
Where should your team go on the
OFFICIAL /hoc/ POWER RANKINGS

CONTENDERS
1) ???
2) ???
...

PRETENDERS
1) ???
2) ???
...

NOTHING SPECIAL
1) ???
2) ???
...

MEH TEAMS
1) ???
2) ???
...

MEME TEAMS
1) ???
2) ???
...

DOO-DOO TEAMS
1) ???
2) ???
...

I would humbly suggest my beloved Red Wings go on the MEME TIER; their not quite DOO-DOO, and they cant make the NOTHING SPECIAL TIER with the recent performance, but they do meme on good teams from time to time.
>>
>>63294709
He will be in the show my man
>>63294727
No why would anything good ever happen
>>
>>63297048
We might have different definitions of the tiers, because I would put the red wings in the nothing special-tier.

In a definition och meme tier and nothing special-tier I'd emphasize how interesting/laughable they are, rather than how good they are
I can imagine that they aren't interesting if you're not a fan of them now that they are playing the way they do. The way they play isn't meme, it has just been bad. The players aren't all that meme either t b h, even if there are a couple of pretty decent memes about some of them.
>>
>>63297048
Red wings are teetering into doodoo territory tbqh
Datsyuk might keep them in meme though
>>
>>63293072
Hope you're ready to get beat by the flames
Going to join a local hockey team for beginners lads
>>
>>63297173
Cool bro
Make sure you work on your skating as much as you can
>>
>>63297181
I think they train twice a week so will be heading along. The guy told me four other newbies joined last week so I shouldn't stand out as that shit
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>tfw the Red Wings are going to beat a struggling Bolts tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>>63297173
Cool, good luck.
>>
>>63297048
Contenders: blakccocks, habs, preds, stars
Meme: Bruins, cantpucks, mild
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>>63297113
Good point pham


Working list:

CONTENDERS
>stors
>hasbs
>blose
>rags
...

PRETENDERS
>blots
>cawks
>kongs
>craps
...

NOTHING SPECIAL
>ded wings
>devlels
>cantpucks
>islels
...

MEME TEAMS
>Ruins
>Pongs
>Oilels
...

DOO-DOO TEAMS
>laffs
>blowjackets
>mighty keks
>floms
...
>>
>Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun

>BREAKING: John Tavares pronounced dead. Cause of death undisclosed


Holy shit!
>>
>>63297266
7/10, checked skeptically, not used to Swedes shitposting.
>>
>>63297260
>Canucks fans
Dude I don't even want to know about their delusions. Tie for first with Maple Laffs in most delusional fan base
>>
>>63297206
>>63297262
>contenders
>stars, habs, rags, hawks
just lol
>>
>>63297281
>not used to Swedes shitposting.

That's literally all they do.
Every time Swedes roll in, /hoc/ becomes /int/.
Swedes are by far the worst posters on 4chins because they are unable to handle the bantz and their banter is shit tier.
>>
>>63297260
>that size
>that skate
>that shot
>that pass
>that dangle

.. Pulju?
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>>63297330
DING DING DING WE HAVE AN ANSWER
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>>63297320
>Every time Swedes roll in, /hoc/ becomes /int/.
Because everyone else brings up immigration and feminism, yes.

Not saying that swedes don't shitpost, they do. But come on
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>>63297337
>>
>>63297339
YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HANDLE THE BANTZ YOU FUCKING AUTISMO.
THERE IS NO NEED TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST DIRECTED IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
>>
>>63297358
Wow, you mad bro?
>>
Friendly reminder that the Jonathan Quick save on Connor McDavid was called correctly and that Connor McDavid is a bust
>>
>>63297173

yall are slow

yall new jerseys look like some kind of logo from V for vendetta
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>>63294212
>>
>It beats stopping for fast food somewhere between Utica and Portland, but the Columbus Blue Jackets have the NHL’s strangest travel quirk. They are the only team required to stop and refuel their plane on the way to the West Coast; the Blue Jackets’ 36-year-old McDonnell MC-9-30 can’t make it the entire leg on one tank. On Sunday, that meant a 36-minute stay in Salina, Kansas, en route to San Jose. The Blue Jackets land wherever fuel is cheapest. Sometimes it’s North Dakota. Most often, it’s Kansas. Columbus is one of a handful of NHL teams that owns the team plane - along with Arizona, Florida, San Jose and Detroit. Most teams charter through an airline, such as Air Canada or Delta or Miami Air. Late Columbus owner John H. McConnell bought the plane in 2001 after an inaugural season filled with delays from a charter company. Playing in the West, it used to be a lot more painful, but the Blue Jackets are still hoping for a new plane next season.

>Columbus
>>
>>63297543
Oh yeah a new plane is just 70M $. Worth it i guess
>>
>>63297543
bahahhahahahaha

fucking columbus losers will find a way to defend this.
>>
>>63297588
They're probably still in bed with crippling depression
>>
>>63294102
Caps came close, 8-2
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>>63297656
>caps
>coming close to something cool

top kek where have I heard this before
>>
LIST OF PLAYERS IN THE NHL THAT WILL MAKE IT INTO THE HALL OF FAME

1. Jagr
2. Crosby
3. Ovechkin
4. Datsyuk
5. Chara
6. Parise
7. McMeme
8. Lundpads
9. Karlsson
10. Vanek
11. Kane
12. Keith
13. Toews
14. Malkin
15. Suter
16. Ekblad
17. Subban
18. Rask
19. Thornton
20. Gaborik
21. Sedins
22. Weber
23. Stamkos
24. Seguin
25. Benn
26. Luongo
27. Getzlaf
28. Nash
29. Rinne
30. Doughty
>>
>>63297543
>Columbus
>Not a junkie shit hole
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/heroin-in-the-heartland-60-minutes/
>>
>>63297719
>9. Karlsson
>mfw
>>
>>63297719

>No Zetterberg despite Dick Trash being on the list

>Rags out of 10
>>
>>63297719
31. Larkin
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>>63297719
hello
>>
>>63296240
Backstrom on the second line? You done fucked up
>>
>>63297761
Why do white women want to look black so bad?
>>
>>63297793

Backstrom is a great player, but Zetterberg is better, friend. Even pre-surgery for his back he was still doing 70-80 point seasons.

7 years older than Backstrom, matches his production, and plays a much more complete, and intelligent game on the ice.

Backstrom has a lot of offensive strength but there isn't really a weak part of Zetterberg's game aside from him not being super physical.
>>
>>63297793
Zetterberg:
>14 points in 11 games
>on a really struggling Red Wings

Bäckström:
>7 points in 8 games
>on a Capitals team that is doing quite well

Both are really good players. But Z has been the better of the two this season.
And yeah, --> >>63297813
>>
>>63297807
Why do argentinians want to act white all the time?
>>
>>63297857
>all the time
I was literally acting black when I made that question

Why are white people so dumb?
>>
>>63297875
pls go, we know you don't belong in here.
>>
>>63297875
jokes on you Argentina is white
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>>63297882
Why not? I'm a big fan of hockey
>>
>>63297894
That isn't hockey.
>>
>>63297894
she's not golfing very well, that isn't even a proper club,
Is Argentina stuck in the stone age?
>>
>>63296453
brb buying nutcracker on ice tickets
>>
>>63296597
>making a goalie skate
>>
The local woman who accused National Hockey League star Patrick Kane of rape three months ago has notified the Erie County District Attorney’s Office that she no longer wants to cooperate in the investigation, five sources with knowledge of the case told The Buffalo News on Monday.

The woman has told authorities that the high-profile investigation has caused tremendous stress for her and her family, and that she no longer wishes to participate.


L E L
E
L
>>
>>63298031
reddit in damage control mode about her filling a civil suit because a trial was too traumatic
>>
>>63298031
The question is, who did Kane send to her house to shut her up?
>>
>>63298031
Wow Kane is a scumbag
Can't believe he's still harassing her
>>
>>63298074
Himself of course

Gave her some more of that Dangalang time
>>
Fuck fuck fuck I don't even know how I feel now

On the one hand, its good that this was all fake and that a woman didn't get maliciously taken advantage of

But on the other hand, now we can't meme about patrape kane
>>
>>63298074
Reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv2ZMN3T18E
>>
>>63298063
they were calling for his head way before any facts came out, and kept it up even when it looked like this was all bullshit. Shitcongo fans were the worst bunch too.
>>
>>63298148
?

of course we can, he still is the same balding rapist taxi driver beating manlet as before
>>
>>63297719
based Price will make it

thank the lord
>>
>>63298192
It's not shitcongo or reddit fans doing that, its the sjws. Facts and evidence mean nothing to them.

Remember the SJW slogan, Your rights end where my feelings start
>>
LYING SLUTS BTFO
>>
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Kane dindu nuffin he a good boy
>>
>>63298257
I probably have -200 downvotes just for arguing with SJWS about Voynov and how men can change and he left the nation because the best immigration lawyers in the world advised him to leave he did not leave because he wanted to skip out on some anger management classes
>>
>>63298280
>he actually uses reddit
>he tries to talk to retards
>he counts his upboats

holy shit kill yourself
>>
can we make this blow in the sjws face somehow now?

They literally ruined the reputation of a man and all but tied the noose around despite no evidence or facts at all.

And I remember on some Blackhawks forums like secondcityhockey, if you said, lets just wait for the facts first, you got banned for being a rape enabling shitlord.

Sjws are a cancer. We need to put them in their place.
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>>63297719
Vanek? A bunch of other guys should be ahead of him.
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>>63298294
>implying most of /hoc/ is not just gif reposts and news reposts from /r/hockey.

Aside from SJW shit I like having internet friends who I chat with in game day threads /r/LosAngelesKings is better IMO than /r/hockey
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>>63298257
I was talking about Shitcongo fans on r/hockey that did that. They were trying to overcompensate because he's a Hawks player and make sure they had the right opinion if Kane was charged.
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>>63298297
he should sue her for lost wages from not being able to sponsor that one hockey camp
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>>63298328

>spencer is back
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>>63298328
your sad life disgusts me
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>>63298338
no I'm the lifelifelong kings fan since 2002
>>63298339
>posting on that one message board in terrible
I post an a weeb image board instead
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>>63298337
>sponsor
>wages

No child left behind education right here
>>
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2015/10/7/9476195/a-way-to-make-seeing-kane-play-less-uncomfortable

Second city hockey? More like SJW City Hockey. Everyone on the outside always see the nigs shooting each other here as the worst part of Chicago but those of us who actually live here know its the progressive hipster SJW literal faggots infesting the entire northside of the city and suburbs who are the worst and its only going to grow and get worse.
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>>63298344
needing multiple online forums to pretend you're not some no friend faggot is a sad life. Maybe after high school you'll meet some people to watch the games with
>>
who /2ndShiftAndMissingWeekdayGames/ here?
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>>63293072
I barely even care anymore. I wish we were both good

who are our rivals now? tampa? laffs? Bombston?
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>>63298350
They have to declare them on their income taxes, they're wages you public education failure.
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>>63295735
>>63295778
>>63295783
I hoped the team would leave again after hearing this tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAIVS7JR-D0
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>>63298379

iktfb. This will be the first Wings game I've caught in a week. I usually work 3:00-10:30
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>>63298372
I live in Fresno and there are no IRL places can satisfy my hockey autism IRL. All my IRL friends like watching college nigger slam or concussion ball.

Internet forums are the only places where I can find quality hockey discussion on demand, the local sports talk radio only mentions the shorks in passing once every 3 days or so.
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>>63298397
>>63298397
Im missing the chance for the wings to prove they arent complete garbage


sad day
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>yfw the sjws face when Kane got 1st star last night
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>When a canadian enters these threads uninvited and shits it up
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>>63298395
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>>63298397
>I usually work 3:00-10:30
It's hard work, eh?
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>>63298395
How embarassing.
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>>63298430

Wrong job, friend. I work in a deli.
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>>63298395
>mfw
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>>63298379
been there man. I used to work 130-1130
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>>63298352
That is all sort of fucked up.
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>>63298450
minnisoda subway pedo spotted
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>>63298432

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFQnIFN1pYo

Never forget the most meme hockey song ever written.
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>>63298392
you are a retard
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>>63298450
>he doesn't lift kegs
>he lifts sandwiches
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>>63298466
>den glider in
>meme
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>>63298466
>tfw Salo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBGn8c_eKiU
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>>63298465

>implying

>>63298476

>working production
>ever

Fuck that. Production fucking sucks. You sit in a cold ass fucking fridge for 8 hours doing nothing but making salads, chicken, and sandwiches.

I usually work and cut deli/seafood.
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>>63298466
Wrong link t b h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYIwun7pajc
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>>63298493

Den glider in is a mega yurosoft meme desu
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>>63298505
Neat I love the 24/7 winco near me all the night shift workers are bro tier and crack jokes
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>>63298496
>being swede
>talking shit about Salo
Oh, not you again. Could you please just crawl back under the stone you came from.
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>>63298352
it's a really good thing they didn't jump to a conclusion.
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>>63298520

Yeah. It gets fun if you work evenings/nights because the store quiets down and all of the management has gone home so you can have a lot more fun while working and as long as you're not a retarded totally offensive cunt customers don't really give a shit either. Evening shifts best shifts.
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>>63298468
The IRS don't think so.
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>>63298505
>tfw I will never work in a deli cutting meat, cheese and whatnot
>tfw I will never taste everything I cut
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>>63298550

WinCo, and I'm assuming most delis, actually will fire your ass on the spot if they catch you sampling. It's a massive health code violation and causes all kinds of problems if it becomes a regular problem.

I'll tell you though never to eat or touch roast beef unless it's all natural or "healthy". The processed shit we sell is called deli-rite and when you cut that fucking bag open to slice the meat this fucking awful black sludge oozes out. The shit is fucking disgusting.

Roast beef is shit tier meat if you get it out of delis.
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>>63298535
EA did. Sure bet they feel dumb now.
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>>63298584
Maybe it's best I don't work there then..

I doubt I'll ever visit this WinCo place or any other american deli. But if I do, I'll make sure to stay away from that. Thanks.
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>>63298619
desu having a balding manlet on the cover was shit anyway and the SJW game journalist would have had a field day with NHL 16 RAPE CULTURE
>>
Who /Ohiovotingday/ here??

Who /About to join Washington and Colorado to smoke weed/ here?
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>no relevant games until Thursday

Ugh
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>>63298619
Report this morning says the accuser no longer wants to cooperate and signed an affidavit as such.
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>>63298659
Yeah well, I'm not so sure sjws are EA's target demographic.
>>
To those saying that Kane needs to sue or that the accuser should be charged

Read:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124170/Cassandra-Kennedy-Father-freed-decade-jail-daughter-admits-lied-raping-11.html

>Of the false conviction, prosecutor Sue Baur said: 'This is the kind of thing that shouldn't happen.'
>But she said that charging Kennedy might discourage victims from coming forward.

Remember, YOUR RIGHTS END WHETE MY FEELINGS BEGIN
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>>63298661
Not gonna happen, hippie
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>Oilels are giving yet ANOTHER Gretzky babby a banner
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>>63298661
>not writing in the mascot for every office
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>>63298676
So again, EA should issue a formal apology to Kane.

Dear Mr Patrick Kane, sorry we were such fuckstick morons who couldn't even wait for a facts or evidence to come to light before completely throwing you under the bus and shunning you so that we may appease our 4 SJW consumers

Signed,
Two-time worst company in the world champions, EA
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>>63298688
Suing would be dumb. He really has nothing to gain from it. It's not like she has a ton of money he wants. Public opinion would not be swayed in the least bit. It's best to just let it go and play hockey
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>>63298545
The definition of a sponsor does
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>>63298545

>The IRS don't think so.

>Doesn't think so

Congratulations, you are in fact, a retard.
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>>63298717
Nah, I don't blame them. It's generally corporate policy to distance themselves from anyone under investigation publicly. I stress publicly. They aren't the only ones to do this and they won't be the last.
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>>63298717
>Giving a fuck what dickwad is on the cover of fucking NHL16
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>>63298750

Fuck off Sean
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>>63298717
EA is run by SJWers and are the first to bail if it even looks like you offend women.

Hopefully the sponsors who stood with Kane get some sort of reward because almost always the girl who cries false rape always get the benefit that she's telling the truth.
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>>63298763
Sean?

Is there another Monaco flag?
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>>63298688
>girl intentionally ruins mans life for 10 years
>LOL FEELINGS MUH BAD
>no harm done (except to that man but he doesn't count since he's a man)

Fuck this world.
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>>63296627
What a clusterfuck around that net.
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>>63298688
>not wanting to encourage lying by telling people they'll never get charged if they're cought lying about having been raped
Check your privilege
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>>63298779
No. When someone says "fuck off Sean" it's because they just got BTFO by a rare flag.
>>
who /CHL/ here?
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>>63298688
holy shit nice Kane dubs

if i was Kane i would sue her and donate all the money i'd get from it to help actual rape victims
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>>63294102
>His team can't go 21–0–3.

The Blackhawks modern dynasty laughs at you Harbs
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>>63298826
>Storhamar 1 - 0 TPS

wat
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>>63298826
here t b h
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>>63298834
There would be no money. She's a dumb college age bar slut.
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>>63297719
>no Bergeron
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>>63298843
It's funny, because they've had a horrible start in the league
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>>63298841
That run was unreal.

I forgot though, who was the team that finally ended the streak handing them their first loss?
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>>63298889
Avs
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>>63298843
based. hope they knock those turku shits out.
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>>63298826
Reporting in
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0-3 now lel
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>>63298950
KEK
>tepshits
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>>63298430
Those kegs weigh 25 fucking pounds when they are empty. There's no way that neckbeard with a sweater is carrying a full keg, weighing about 150 pounds, in that stance.

How did this even become a meme? Is this the work of the laffs?
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>>63298950
h-hi norge :3
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>>63299066
How many gallons are a keg?
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>>63299074
Hello.
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>>63299098
>15.5 Gallons /keg
>58.6 liters

So around 60 kg for a full keg.
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>>63299098
15.5. so times about 8lbs/gallon is 124 lbs plus the 25lbs of the keg itself.
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>>63299133
How many stones are a feet?
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Comfy lines jbh
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How many Oz are a furlong?
>>
KANE LITERALLY DINDU NUFFIN
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>>63299066
Back to the keg lifting factory, Manuel. Lunch break is over soon. Get back before I replace all you goyim.
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>>63299142
1 Stone is ~ 3.2 feet depending on how many muslim cocks you accept per day

So I guess it varies for you.
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What size for your shoes ned to be if you had a cubic foot?
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>>63299179
>cubic foot?
>cubic
are these minecraft measurements?
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>>63299178
SWEDECÜCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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How many US fluid dram would you need to fill a survey township?
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How many canadian reffs would you need for Canada to win an Olympic
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>>63299239
>How many canadian reffs would you need for Canada to win an Olympic
The last digit of this post is how many
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>>63299258
>8

Please convert that to US hundredweight
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>>63298853

Her family probably has money though. Gotta find the deep pockets.

Not saying he should sue but good lawyers will always find the money
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>>63299239
How many PED does Backstrom need to take just to keep up with Ovie?
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>>63299223
>Svennis

>Height:
0.00884 furlongs

>Weight:
1.9552 firkin

>Age:
1747.9 Fortnights
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>>63299327
Finally I understand
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>>63299346
>Not using the FFF system of measurements

Barbaric i know
>>
>Stream for Poopinjärvi vs Sparta Prague where?

>Stream for Poopinjärvi vs Sparta Prague where?
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>>63293281
>>63293281
>>63293281
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>>63293515
Is that a Rush hockey jersey? Or is it a Riot album?
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>>63299390
livetv.sx/en/

i'd suggest to watch Laine tho
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Will his reputation ever recover?
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>>63299407
Isn't Laine already confirmed for shit tier
>>
>tfw hocgeneral.com enters your most visited sites
>>
where my berlin bros at?
>>
>storhamar responsible for holding a lead
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>>63299500
ICE BEARS
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>>63299484
no? he's considered better than pulju rn
>>
>>63299525
Is that a cum rag? Never understood Euros and holding up cum rags
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>>63299525
http://www.laola1.tv/de-de/live/eisbaeren-berlin-skelleftea-aik/410288.html

not sure if it works in ameriland, starts in 15'
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>>63299542
Just baitin'

Btw where is current source to check prospect rankings
>>
>>63299552
It's for your mum's chin after I finish, she doesn't fucking swallow
>>
>mike babcock still first choice for team canada
>even canada's greatest coach can't fix the laffs
>>
Finns are dumb
>>
>>63299552
scarves are actually kinda neat. It's a soccer/futbol thing. I wish NHL scarves were more of a thing

we could all be like that drunk finn
>>
I met Phil Kessell outside the Olympic village last winter olympics. I didn't have anything for him to sign and we were right next to a McDonalds so I told him I would go in and buy some fries and have him sign the container. He said I'll come order something too then.
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>>63299558
doesnt work here but I have class in 10 minutes anyway
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>>63299552
>not singing the club anthem while the whole arena does pic related
baka desu senpai
>>
>>63298663
wings tampa not relevant?
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>>63299519
>3-0
>THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

This is no news
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>>63293015
Seconded. I just ignore the meat is murder songs.
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>>63299566
http://www.hockeyprospect.com/2016-nhl-draft-rankings-hockeyprospect-com-october-top-50/
here's some rankings posted just yesterday
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>>63299552
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>>63299571
4/10, I thought about leling
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>>63299673
ABSOLUTELY REKT
BASED NORGE
CANADA WILL NEVER RECOVER
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>>63299615
based
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>>63299698
wasn't very good desu, just kinda forced it
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<3
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>>63299673
>Jest
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>>63299630
>leastern conference ever relevant
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>>63299839
BAD MEME
A
D

M
E
M
E
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>>63300044
Bad conference
>>
>>63300060
>bad country for winning cups
>>
>>63299839
>"Leastern"
>Conference with almost twice as many more points than the west
>>
>>63300060
he's not wrong though that that guy needs to go to meme school
>>
>>63294102
>tfw your franchise's best start record is worse than the leafs best start record
lol
LOL
>9-1
>>
>>63298397
>tfw i work 2-10:30
>tfw from about 7:30-10:30 i don't actually have any work to do
>Tfw free wifi at work means i just load up hockey streams and watch the games while getting paid for it.

feels good.
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>>63300193
>Keglifter lying again
>>
>Leastern team goes undefeated
>Meets 2 pacficshit teams
>Gets BTFO

Nice conference you have there
>>
>>63299586
>one month into a 10 year contract
>he failed the leafs lol
>>
>>63299425
Kobe's reputation recovered so it's possible, can't say the same for Ben Rothlesburger
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>>63300303
nobody gives a shit about big ben thats not on 4chan or a mega SJW anymore. I'm a pittsburgh fan living in philly and I dont hear shit
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>>63299673
Easy on the whiteout buddy, that was the best thing to happen to Winnipeg since the General Strike in 1919
>>
>>63300364
Honestly idk how Winnipeg hasn't committed mass suicide yet
>>
>tfw posted in the dead old thread because it was the last one in my browser and it didnt get 404d yet
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>>63300737
thats what happens when autistic canadians make the threads early
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>mfw no Boyle and no Glass tonight
>>
>>63300419
they havent got a legacy to soil. Anything they do bad is just because they're such a new team compared to everyone else. So if they do bad, it's easy because everyone expects it

the laffs, by contrast, were good about 50 years ago and haven't been good since. They're at their wits end.
>>
>>63300774
>he thinks the jest are a new team and not a returning team
also I was talking about the city of Winnipeg in general. It is a shit hole
>>
>>63300885
well you're right about that
>>
>>63296083
>the police are 'eager' to celebrate gay relationships
It's institutional Sweden, I'd just pull the plug desu
>>
> tfw the dead wings thought they had elite prospects
> tfw their AHL team is 1-6
> tfw their best player is 38 and often injured
> tfw their second best player is 35 and slow and is invisible in the playoffs
> tfw the best coach in hockey left them for the fucking laffs

lmaoing tb.h f.am, enjoy being oilers tier for the next decade
>>
>>63301108
I'd say we've got a decent decade ahead of us
>>
The GOAT returns
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>>63299673
those are surrender flags
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>>63301207
Are there any franco districts in Winnipeg? That would explain the abundance of surrender flags
>>
>>63293072
Long time avs fan here.

Just want to say I knew that Duchene was garbage who would never amount to anything 2 or 3 seasons ago. I said to trade him while the league still foolishly thinks he has value for Phil Kessel knowing that the fatty will at least net 30 goals (much more than Duchene will) but no, we kept Duchene and now everyone is slowly realizing he is in fact a bust who might scrape by as a 3rd liner for a few more years.

Landeskog was a good pick and who knows about Mackinnon right now. He has the skill but he also has that half assed Canadian work ethic. Could go either way with him.

>Their whole TV blackout thing doesn't help.
what is that? I live in Denver so I get every game on their channel.

>I was thinking about how fucking disgusting it would be if he retired there as a nobody.
Hes actually doing better for the Avs than he did for Boston. He was shit at Boston, leaving that team was the right call. At least he is visible in Avs games even if the team is mediocre.
>>
was the norge who posts here i the metallica thread?
>>
>>63300140
Triggered you pretty well
>>
>>63301283
ebin meme lad
>>
>>63300098
It's hard when you only have 4 teams capable of winning the Cup and one of them is Hongcouver
>>
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=786036&navid=DL|NHL|home

>NHL.com content
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>>63301499
Retardation the post
>>
>>63301888
Trips confirm greasy article

Jew boy on suicide watch
>>
>>63292960
averagektard.bmp
>>
>>63301787
When in Rome, Herr Deutschland

When in Rome
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>>63301108
>dylan larkin

You forgot the next GOAT, friend
;^)
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>>63301108
This tbqh
Wings are kill
All those deluded faggots shitposting about preseason games BTFO
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>>63302357
>>63302357
>>63302357
new desu senpai
>>63302357
>>63302357
>>63302357
>>
>>63302165
is larkin elite?
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>>63299066
I am happy that i was part of the genesis of this meme
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Based Roy! Though Hasek was GOAT tbqh senpai
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