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Soon.
Derp
Soon we
Soon we will
Alright Yuropoors, when the USA win their inevitable World Cup and still not care, will their be a collective suicide because the Amerigods have finally decided to humour your shit """" sport"""" and win?
>>67401970
USA already won the World Cup in 2014.
Germany beat Argentina making us the world champs.
USA USA USA
It's not inevitable at all.
Even if you're skilled and obsessed with the sport, you're not guaranteed a world cup. Just ask the dutch.
On this subject, it's surprising that there has never been a shock or fluke winner of the world cup, like Denmark or Greece in the euros.
Why the fuck did Sammy Sosa do this to himself?
>pic related
Stopped stealing
he wanted to infiltrate the beta database
>>67401926
nigga gon'n bleached him'self
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/sp/ i am refereeing some soccer games tomorrow. what can i do to fuck it up. give me ideas
if anyone that isn't white falls over in the pen box they are diving, do not give a penalty, do give a yellow card to the diver
fouls can occur without the "victim" falling down.
if you only call the fouls in which the players fall down, they'll start to ALWAYS throw themselves onto the ground.
>>67401906
Call a benulty with nobody in the box
Is there any other athlete that goes from hero to zero as quick as Westbrook?
your mom
Eli
Torres
>le choke in penalty man
>le cheeky banter yet start crying like a little pussy bitch when Buyem choke like cucks
>le be rated by autists who clamor for him yet he utterly fails to show up
>le cant carry team for a supposed world class striker unlike other strikers like based Chichariro who made literally whos like Neverkusen relevant in the world stage
JJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tf
>tt
CHI
>le 10 WC goals at age 25
>>67400465
>le statpad against shit teams like peepooland, burgerland, britcuckistan, poortuglawl and a des huezil
JJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RIP
>>67400212
>BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK
fuck this faggot i'm glad he's ded
oh my god
Made me look
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
what about 10 Mayweathers vs 10 McGregors?
>>67400061
>Brady vs Curry
>Crosby vs Cabrera
>Spieth vs Federer
>>67400061
Who would win
One trillion billion le run away point boxer man
Vs
One billion trillion trailer trash tattoo mememan
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>take my girl to dodgers/giants game
>dodgers down 3-0 in the seventh
>she makes me leave to beat the traffic
>dodgers end up winning in the ninth
>her face afterwards
just dodger things
>>67399979
>That piercing on the right nostril
She deserved it
good thread
how do we fix this sport?
Allow more fighting
>>67399688
Change absolutely nothing because it is a great sport
Make the puck bigger so it's easier to follow on the screen.
JUST
ROID
is it still a Chimpout when he does it or is it called a Gorillaout?
YANKEES SUCK
Can we just share some stories about Messi's autism? The fact that the one of the best soccer players of all times is a complete sperg makes me laugh more tha it should and gives me some sort of weird hope in life.
>One day, Lionel entered the field with a plastic spoon in his mouth. He did not let go until the end of the session. It was a way to show that he was upset. For what reason? Nobody knew and nobody has ever tried to find out
>While manager Pep Guardiola was giving a dressing room speech, Messi interrupted him to ask for a Coke. Pep denied the request, saying his players may not have that kind of drink before a game. Clearly in the mood for some delicious brown sugar water, Messi stood up, grabbed a Coke and drank it in front of all the players.
>His cultural universe is a wasteland. He stopped watching the series “Lost” and “Prison Break” because the story was too complex for him. At most a few films, such as “Cuidado, bebe suelto” or “El hijo de la novia” as the heroine reminds him of his grandmother
He's a tax dodger. That's pretty autistic.
And I still can't look at this fuck without disgust.
One play dude, you could have waited just one play and we would have won.
>>67396632
bungaloo fans are the most delusional the steelers were putting on a textbook 2 minute drive the chimpout just made the game end 3 plays earlier
>>67396632
JUST
>>67401619
shheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit
>Leave being London Mayor & World Champ to me
>>67396584
Not so fast..
>>67396584
seems like people dont even fade their sides properly nowadays
Khan is going to get a BIG TIME WHOOPIN
Snake
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