>le choke in penalty man
>le cheeky banter yet start crying like a little pussy bitch when Buyem choke like cucks
>le be rated by autists who clamor for him yet he utterly fails to show up
>le cant carry team for a supposed world class striker unlike other strikers like based Chichariro who made literally whos like Neverkusen relevant in the world stage
JJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tf
>tt
CHI
>le 10 WC goals at age 25
>>67400465
>le statpad against shit teams like peepooland, burgerland, britcuckistan, poortuglawl and a des huezil
JJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he moves like a duck
>>67400519
>statpadding in the world cup
I don't think so Tizoc Jesus de la Sagrada Caridad de nuestra Virgencita de Guadalupe
>>67400544
>this virgencita meme again
Ve chupa mi verga pinche malinchista hijo de puta que se cree más de su sangre indio. Eres una vergüenza, cuck
>>67400402
>le live in one country all his life and shits on it in favor of an inferior one that his parents left
Mcfucking kys chicano
>>67400402
>its a pathetic chicano thread
Just think, in a years time youll be building a wall and then summarily shipped back to the third world shit hole you are so proud of
>>67400604
>mfw I was right
>>67400711
poor woody
>>67400669
>Amerifat
Dont pull a stroke you fucking fatfuck lol our team would demolish your my little sawker team of cucks. Fuck off with youe trump cuck shit. Im an anchor baby :^)
>>67400858
>our team
its hilarious when you faggot chicanos try and claim your mexican. All the mexicans that ive ever had to work with (at restaurants when i was a teenager because thats the only work mexicans are smart enough to do) would always make fun on you pathetic chicano faggots and your fake accents.
Enjoy cleaning toilets, Alfredo, its all youre good for
OP finally got tired of shitposting about greaseman. I for one applaud your efforts for trying to expand your horizons
>>67400402
he litterally has his best seasion ever and there are still the euros to come
he scored 20 goals in the bundes alone so far
>the chicanos are now shitposting about based Muller now that GOATsmann has made Spicarito look bad
>>67400711
Jesus Christ how terrifying
Like something strait out of Silent Hill
JJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>le hat-trick against FK Tractor man
>>67400402
>It's another Chicano trying to hype up their player with obscure comparison episode
Jesus Christ even Mexicans hate you more than us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY7U1uxHCNM
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Despite probably being a halal bandwagoner, OP is right
Muller is a diving faggot who choked as well but gets his dick sucked because he's a kraut
>>67401325
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>first TSUUU then OUIIIII and now JJAAAAA
Who's the next player to be memed?
>>67401325
great pic, anyone got a better resolution?
>>67400544
Gringo has a point.
Müller scored alot of 2nd and 3rd goals against weak teams, most of them tap ins, or 1on1s.
Müller has great instinct, where to stand/be, but hes average at best when it comes to actual skills.
>>67400402
did he really cry?
>>67400858
BUILD THAT WALL
BUILD THAT WALL
BUILD THAT WALL
>>67400402
i'm just glad chicanos aren't allowed to post under this flag anymore once trump is in charge
>>67405688
>Implying chicanos are illegal
>>67400402
Why are Americans allowed to talk about football again?
>>67405688
>>67405876
>triggered customers
>>67404679
I like how Tay still wears that classic heavy red lipstick. You don't see today's sluts do that anymore. It's always glossy light pink or some tumblr-core sjw faggy lesbo color bullshit
Thomas Muller is underrated, with a Balmain jeans on he'd deffo be a ballon d'or
>>67406023
>he doesn't share a shitty opinion, better call him customer
shareholder please leave.
>>67400402
Juan pls
Müller is the only one i wish a carrer endeing injury
>>67401134
>he scored 20 goals in the bundes alone so far
>scoring 20 goals
>in a meme league
>impressive
wew
>>67400402
Very overrated and possibly most arrogant after Neuer. Very bad for team cohesion
>conveniently forgetting that bayern wouldn't even have made it past juve without müllel
smh2bhfäms
>>67404382
7 of his ten goals have been against England, Argentina, Portugal and Brazil. I don't count the one against Uruguay because it was in a 3rd place meme match. Besides, it's impossible to break records without stat-padding.
Just look at the teams Ronaldo scored against:
>Morocco
>Chile (2)
>Netherlands
>Turkey
>China
>Costa Rica (2)
>Belgium
>Turkey
>Germany (2)
>Japan (2)
>Ghana
>tfw müller bullied dante
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67406114
red lipstick has always been linked with sluts
