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>A tale of two Manchesters edition
Barcelona has signed french left back Lucas Digne, 22, from PSG for £17.1 Million
>La Gazzetta dello Sport and other italian media reports that Juventus are inching closer to signing Mehdi Benatia, 29
Monaco signs 39 year old former Roma keeper Morgan de Sanctis on a 1-year deal
>Sky Sports report that Leicester City are prepared to offer N'Golo Kanté an improved contract to keep him at the club. Rumoured to be above £100k/wk
Ahmet Bulut, agent of Arda Turan, insists that his client is staying at Barcelona, despite rumours sending him away from Camp Nou
>Eintracht Frankfurt has loaned Real Madrid defender Jesus Vallejo, 19, for the season
>>69530426
Isn't Benatia the newest perma-crock?
>You are now aware Cuntinho only signed with ManUre because Pep joined City
His obsession is disturbing
how many goals will he score this season lads
What the fuck is this shit?
He spent the entire first segment of his show talking about how women's sports are equal and Black Lives Matter. Where did it all go wrong for Simmons? Does having a daughter fuck you up that much?
lol, he kissed Lena Dunhams ass on his podcast years ago and allowed that token negro from grantland to cry for an hour on his podcast about Trayboon. Simmons is nimby limo riding liberal to his core.
>>69536537
The Lena Dunham thing still boggles my mind. He's had her on his podcast not once, but twice. It's like he has no idea his audience is 90% middle aged white dudes.
I wish TMZ had audio of him chimping out and dropping N-bombs after PK Subban scores a goal against his Broons like the rest of the Paddy shitheads from Bawton.
Players you hate / puncheable faces etc
>hating lcim
>>69529334
what if you tried to punch Robben and he just cuts inside?
how can you hate which cuts inside?
This is a completely serious inquiry:
What went right?
the fans
other were busy criticizing
we where busy improving our game
french were busy beeing french
Alberto Barbosa magic
/hoc/ we wuz kangz edition
1st for zwangi
>bye PK
>yfw Ovi spends his entire career with Crapipoos and never comes close to winning the cup
>waffle draft this friday @ 6pm pst
>lottery on thursday (random)
>raptors earn top seed in Summer League
http://www.nba.com/summerleague/
Soon.
>>69520006
what system is this for
>>69520136
what the fuck are you talking about canada, its the waffle draft
ESPN provides Barack Obama with an hour-long, commercial-free commercial for free in primetime that advertises the president’s views on race.
“The President and The People: A National Conversation,” a townhall-style event with an audience — at least in part — hand picked, simulcasts on ESPN and ABC at 8 p.m. Eastern this Thursday.
“With the nation on edge in the immediate aftermath of horrific events in Baton Rouge, Minneapolis and Dallas, Disney Media Networks will host a landmark town hall discussion with President Barack Obama and Americans who have been directly affected by recent events,” the network release reads. “World News Tonight Anchor David Muir will moderate a frank and intimate conversation about race relations, justice, policing and equality, produced by ABC News. It will include many of the people whose lives have been changed forever in the last week as the nation sees these issues play out through their eyes.”
Jemele Hill, co-host of ESPN’s His and Hers and a Christmastime visitor to the president at the White House last year, works alongside Muir on the broadcast. Hill’s Twitter account features a picture of the president and first lady posing with her and her husband and a pinned tweet noting her December visit to the White House.
Though Hill hosts a show ostensibly about sports, her viewers know the ins-and-outs of her beliefs in the political arena better than her cheering interests in the sports stadium. She recently asked about Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, “Why are we taking him seriously?” In the wake of the Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting, Hill tweeted that Americans lacked standing to criticize Islamic views on homosexuality. “So in a country where we have done everything possible to undermine the LGBTQ community,” she wrote, “we are suddenly lecturing Islam on homophobia. Oh.”
But Hill appears on no topic as controversial as she does on race. When citizens of Baltimore looted and vandalized in the aftermath of Freddie Gray’s death, Hill remarked on television, “A lot of times riots have been a catalyst to a greater movement.” Earlier this week, the host of the midday ESPN program criticized off-duty cops for walking off a security detail in response to WNBA players wearing Black Lives Matter shirts. “If I’m the Minnesota Lynx,” she declared, “I say, ‘Good. Good riddance.’”
The decision to install Hill on the politicized broadcast comes after the Worldwide Leader in Hypocrisy instituted a purge at the network that included firing baseball analyst Curt Schilling for a social-media post in support of keeping males out of the women’s room and demoting football talking-head Mike Ditka immediately after he opined on a radio program in March that “Obama is the worst president we’ve ever had.
They know this shit will just escalate problems.
That's why they fucking do it.
Who the fuck thinks this will somehow better the chimpouts?
>overpay billions in sports broadcasting rights
>watch other networks split your piece of the pie while doing nothing for years
>get bullied by the Bowl committee into an awful seven-year NYE CFB final and suffer absymal ratings
>lose most eminent broadcasters in Tirico, Simmons, Skip, etc because you can't afford them anymore
>hemorrhaging millions of dollars every fiscal quarter
>finally
>FINALLY
>have a primetime sit-down live with the President of the United States
>just in time for another terrorist attack to distract the media and the President from your months-in-the-making plan
J U S T
U
S
T
Find a flaw
Protip : you can't
I guess we can all agree that this squad would literally DESTROY any other NT from any other era
The only flaws are maybe Casillas and Ramos because they are dickheads but as much as I hate them, they were part of the team so meh
> Implying
>>69546355
>adding flaws to a flawless squad
wew
Why would you want this overrated piece of shit on the field ? He could only replace Busquets or Xavi there, and they are both better
your meme team is a copypasta of this one minus the goals
how easy is soccer?
can a 20+ year lad that never touched a ball, learn the basics and become goat?
If you haven't been playing since you could stand on your own and kick a ball, it's too late.
>>69544605
>learn the basics
yes
>become goat
hell no
>>69544621
this
/thread
Why does he always do this?
>>69539961
because no one has ever loved someone as much as he loves himself
That feeling when you now realise that Ronaldos whole career, everything he has done has been a battle against abortion. His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong.
When Ronaldo did his '15' celebration, he was doing it to show how happy he was that he passed 15 weeks in his mothers womb without her killing him (when you reach the 16th week abortion becomes illegal in Portugal)
When he looked at the boys doing an underwear contest, it was a pleasure to see them because they were fully formed children and not aborted foetuses wearing underwear
He refused to carry Portugal from the earliest stage of the world cup because his mother didn't want to carry him through the earliest stages of pregnancy, it was a protest
Ronaldo hates Messi not because he is a footballing rival but because Messi was never going to be aborted. Ronaldo was in his mothers womb at the abortion clinic, waiting to be sucked out without ever having even learnt the meaning of hair gel, but this never happened with Messi. Even though Messi was always going to be born as a short, ugly,deformed midget in need of drugs to become healthy, his mother loved him and never tried to abort him. Ronaldo sees this and it makes him angry. He is CR7, the peak of the human fitness possibility, the strongest, fastest man in the world. How can his mother want to abort him but Messis mother never wanted to abort Messi even after finding out about his deformities? Whenever Messi scores, it is taunting Ronaldo, it is saying ''I wanted that goal more than my mother wanted to give birth to me''.
If you go to the Ronaldo museum you will find an entire exhibit dedicated to pictures of Ronaldo in his mothers womb. His mother has never visited out of shame. As a Catholic I praise CR7 for his fight against the unholy murder.
The TSUUUUUUUU is part of his brand, just like his iconic, but inefficient freekick taking technique.
When will dutch football rise again?
they're already doing their best to get high
>>69539765
when the qualifications for any big tournament ends
when the retards at the KNVB are replaced
When you wanted to look good but they call you earlier than you thought.
>dat hairline @ 22
it's ogre
>>69539584
his hairline's fine you deluded moor
>>69539606
no it isn't you deluded chav.
cap this post and get back at me in 5 years.
find a flaw
ps: you cant
>>69539214
They're Italians
They needed refball against fucking Australia
Can't into penalties
What sports are going to be popular when we begin to go colonize new planets? Will handball suddenly go mainstream under low gravity conditions?
Not dying bowl
>>69538995
>we
>>69538995
Civil War and secession owls will be pretty good.
Ladies and gentlemen, the true GOAT manager of our generation
>>69538939
nah!
best south american coach at the moment
>>69539210
Literally who?
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