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You are an Argentinian and this is a penalty kick. What do you do??
>>69551549
Kick it straight because no one would expect it right?
Don't know much about povertyball can any third worlders tell me if I'm right?
>>69551875
If you kick it straight and fast you may fool the goalkeeper but since it's in the center he may reach it at the last moment with his feet.
You could also try lobbing (picarla) it if you have the balls and skills.
>>69551926
So it's almost entirely luck and judgement and has nothing to do with how good a soccer player is?
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
YOU SPIN ME ROUND AND ROUND
>>69551503
Could Larry David fix them?
CHE ATORRANTE PIBE LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA LAVERNI
what's the ugliest stadium in pro sports?
That's not even the ugliest MLB stadium in Florida
Not the ugliest stadium, but the most embarrassing soccer field in the world.
>>69551467
>soccer field painted on a baseball field
No, trust me. It's the ugliest.
Who were the best teams that didn't win it all? I'll start off
>07 Pats
>15-16 Warriors
>01 Mariners
>15 Panthers
>15-16 Spurs
Who else choked?
Vikings numerous times
Bills as well
>>69550810
The panthers had no business having the record they had, don't consider them the same level of choke artists as the others because they just weren't very good.
>>69550810
Spurs and Leicester only did good last year because of MUH COUNTER ATTACKS.
They fucking choked and ended up 3rd in a 2 horse race famalam
What if he's a bust? He's gotten worse every season, can't not throw INTs, and now is sucking away valuable cap money from the Colts finding actual talent.
>colts finding talent
yeah because history has shown they're totally capable of that
then he's carson palmer 2.0
#1 pick, showed some promise early but ultimately is just in that awkward 10-20 qb range and
>people actually believed he would rival or be better than Wilson
Post flags of countries that are worse at soccer than yours. I'll start.
>unironically entertaining Fat Sam
>>69550385
not fair
everyone will post the UK flag too
>>69550385
not fair
everyone will post the UK flag too
not fair
everyone will post the UK flag too
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69550188
His career will be remembered in 20 years as the guy lebron blocked in game 7
Every year it will be a finals montage
Litterlly posterized
>>69550251
eh, wasn't even a top 5 play of the finals
just saying what everybody already knew
if Durant doesn't go heroball(or throw the game?) in game 6 then everything changes.
logos edition
eskimos vs winterpeg kicks off in a few bings
I can't wait to see what bullshit Willy pulls of today.
>>69550214
hes due for a complete breakdown after that fluke pass
I set up another thread, but it's one minute late.
stream for colombro and americans without espn
http://www.101livesportsvideos.com/videos/cfl-edmonton-eskimos-vs-winnipeg-blue-bombers-hd-2/
Why are so many brazilians going to China?
They did it all for the pussy.
Because they're overrated, overpriced shit that would never make it in Europe
Money.
What happens now? Officiators and police can't even prevent a few drunken spectators from jeopardizing the course
Only a TT tomorrow lad. Nobody cares about that shit
There'll be more security than spectators on the Champs Elysees I'd say
>>69549483
>STOP! OR WE'LL TELL YOU TO STOP AGAIN!
>What happens now?
I hear >Pinot has been working on his TT skills, rev up them angle bracket keys
How are those legal proceedings going, Tom?
Don't mind me. I'm just enjoying my legacy.
>PED supplier recants all allegations in his report
>meanwhile, Brady's suspension is reinstated
Justice.
>>69549232
why the long face?
Who /omaha/ here?
Is Bill Simmons the first successful internet troll to make it to mainstream success with an 8 figure salary?
>>69549157
Skip Bayless never started out on the internet. The guy was a legit sports writer from way back in the 60s.
Bill Simmons is a relic on par with Maddox, Tucker Max and Ebaumsworld that needs to go away and is no longer relevant/interesting
Guys I found out why Messi didn't win the copa américa final. Now listen closely. He should have gotten injured in the 20 min wait in the side lines yelling at his teammates so he could transfer his anime powers, and then in the dying minutes some rando scores a beautiful GOAL then they win, Messi gets all the credit for fuck all reasons and life is perfect again :00000
By budy tsuu told me about this technique pretty cool right /sp/ ;)
GOATTTTTTTTTTT
>>69548343
If he did that atleast he would have a impact on the team
Its a step up from not paying taxes and quitting his nt
>>69548412
>from Brazil not like Messi
wow you don't see that everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kilHJmjXIk
In this thread we present GOATS
oh sorry, this man is the GOAT so...I guess that means no replies
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Messi fags on suicide watch
A real tsu-man being
And a real hero
>just when you think he couldn't play worse than 2014 CL final he does the 2016 CL final
>just when you thought he couldn't even disappear anymore than 2016 CL Final he literally disappears in Euro final
>with every disappearing act, he just gets bigger
>there is nothing you can do to stop it
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Deal with the Germans, Frenchies.
http://sportbild.bild.de/fussball-em/2016/em-2016/sport-bild-findet-aufputschmittel-kabine-der-franzosen-46771110.sport.html
>1)1954 World Cup - Hungary's team captain Ferenc Puskás, considered by many as the best player in the world in that time, was injured by German defender Werner Liebrich, Germany wins WC. 1 week earlier, Hungary had beaten Germany 8-3 and a doping scandal ensued after half the German team developed jaundice.
>2)1966 - England and Germany collaborately rig the word cup so they eliminate opposing teams using a ref fixing scheme. German Ref Rudolf Kreitlein officiated in the England vs Argentina QF, and English ref Jim Finney officiated in the Germany vs Uruguay QF. Both European sides were severe underdogs. In the Germany vs Uruguay game, the referee (who was Jim Finney, from England) had not recognised a handball by Schnellinger on the goal line and then had sent off two players from Uruguay: Horacio Troche and Héctor Silva. Germany later met England in the World Cup Final.
>3) 1970 - German's food poison English goalkeeper Gordon Banks. Germany ends up beating England in extra time.
>4) 1974 - Carlos Caszely of Chile became the first player in world cup history to be sent off with a red card in a group match against West Germany.
>5) 1974 - Bernd Hölzenbein of West Germany dives for a penalty after being down against Holland. Germany wins WC. Joao Havelange, who was FIFA President from 1974 until 1999 later states the world cup was rigged for Germany (host) to win.
>6)1982 - West Germany scored through a goal by Horst Hrubesch again Austria, seeing both teams to qualify for the next stage. West Germany aimlessly kicks the ball around for the next 80 minutes while the Spanish crowd yells "Fuera! Fuera!" ("Out!"). One German fan was so upset by his team's display that he burned his German flag in disgust. FIFA introduced a revised qualification system at subsequent World Cups in which the final two games in each group were played simultaneously due to the German's disgusting faggotry.
>7) 1982 - German keeper Harald Schumacher decapitates French player Patrick Battiston to prevent him from scoring. Battiston was knocked inconscious, suffered a fractured vertebrae,a broken jaw, and lost 2 teeth. The ref doesn't even award Schumacher a yellow card. Germany ends up beating France in penalties
>8) 1986- West Germany and Mexico draw 0–0 after extra time after 2 Mexico goals are disallwed. Germany wins in penalties.
>9) 1990- Germany player Rudi Völler taunts Holland's best player Frank Rijkaard to cause an altercation and get Rijkaard ejected from the game. Germany beats Holland.
>10) 1990- Germany dives untouched vs Czechoslovakia in the semi-final, the penalty secured a 1-0 win.
>11) 1990- Germany again dives for a 1-0 win against Argentina in minute 85. Argentina saw Roberto Sensini and Pedro Monzon with red cards during the match in what was deemed the worst final in history.
>12)1994- Germany dives against Bulgaria to salvage a quarterinal defeat with a penalty but Bulgaria holds on to see the Germans off 2-1
>13) 2002- German handballs not called against them in a match against USA. Germany ends up winning 1-0
>14) 2006- German player Miroslav Klose shatters Argentine Goalkeeper Roberto Abbondanzieri's ribs. Abbondanzieri is carted off. Germany scores on backup keeper Leonardo Franco to draw 1-1 and proceeds to win in penalties
>15) 2010- Germany cheats against England, disallowing a clear goal which would've leveled the score and changed the momentum of the game. Alas the goal is not recognized and Germany proceeds to beat England on counterattacks 4-1.
>2014: Argentine Forward Gonzalo Higuain is biolently kneed in the chin, an impact that can actually kill a person thanks to the tremors sent up to the brain [that is the reason any time it happens in UFC/MMA the guy is usually knocked out cold and the fight is stopped]. German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer does not receive a warning. Germany wins in Extra time.
And we're the ones called sore loses
