Hi - I'm commentating a sports game live on television in a couple of weeks time.
Would love to hear your suggestions on things to say and also who your favourite commentators are and why?
>>63404828
just over exaggerate anything that happens
like any good play just talk about how it's "magical" etc.
boom goes the dynamite
>>63404828
I'm intensely curious to find out who people think are good commentators too. There are still some good guys on the radio but tv commentary is a barren wasteland.
>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns (10-0-0) vs. Rashid Magomedov (18-1-0)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson 6-1-0) vs. Fábio Maldonado (22-8-0)
>Preliminary...
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1st for brazilian rigging
First for Brazil literally has no white people.
first for EVERYBODY IS SALTY AS FUCK
Seems like we always get some activity in these threads no matter how late the thread is actually made
Possibly the best team in the conference only managing an 11 point lead at a team that literally can not hold onto the ball for more than 2 plays in a row
>tfw Cougs aren't couging it
I don't like this reality
>>63404039
Go fuck yourself
GO COUGS
>>63404213
>>63404039
this is now a cougs thread
Can anyone stop him?
>>63403558
Literally no. Dude is the second coming.
>>63403558
Nope
>tfw the Rams may finally have a winning season
>actually thinking about playoffs
It's been a long 10 years family.
Non Fast-food edition
>>63403393
square buttocks
Medium test general?
first for scrimp niggers BTFO
What would happen?
>>63403306
As in, the best players of those four teams? Or each team individually?
What? Like do they get 44 men on the field? Or do you just combine their best players? Cause they would win the former and lose the latter.
There would be about 8 better quarterbacks than Kaeperdick between all the teams.
NZ 1/48
Rain will probably be around for awhile
first for /gong/
>>63403196
it's fucking hot lad
2nd for rainball
LA:Carter records two points in win
BUF:Eichel records first career assists in win
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) will play vs. NSH
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen scores twice in win
MIN:Coyle to get first chance to replace Parise
MIN:Zach Parise (knee) is 'week-to-week'
MON:Update on Carey Price likely on Monday
DET:Mike Green on target for Sunday return
PIT:Dupuis could retire if blood clots return
DET:Zetterberg scores 300th NHL goal Friday
VAN:Ryan Miller returns to Buffalo
EDM:Oilers put Connor McDavid on Injured Reserve
should be grapes is an old demented retard edition tbqh
RANGERS V COYOTES
>>63403090
>>63403083
this
Who /playoff/ here
>>63402818
Not Utah, that's for sure.
sad desu
Dem buck iz is bish
>rags
>sparkledogs
>Dick Trash injured edition
RANGERS
Emerson Etem - Derick Brassard - Mats Zuccarello
Chris Kreider - Derek Stepan - J.T. Miller
Oscar Lindberg- Kevin Hayes - Viktor Stalberg
Jesper Fast - Dominic Moore - Jarret Stoll
Ryan McDonagh - Dan Girardi
Marc Staal - Kevin Klein
Keith Yandle - Dan Boyle
Antti Raanta
Henrik Lundqvist
Scratched: Dylan McIlrath
Injured: Rick Nash (back)
COYOTES
Tobias...
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Oh yeah forgot YANDLE RETURNS TO THE DESERT EDITION.
OEL finally reunited with his waifu. But now they are enemies.
I didn't see this thread already sry bro
LGTSS
>rags
spurs vs hornets
get
in
here!
spurs looking great desu senpai
Go Spurs Go, shit jersey's desu
patty desu
Anon, please, name at least one kind of sports in which woman are better than man.
>>63402278
I don't think there is a thing a woman does better than a man, sport-wise.
help
Figure skating ?
>Bama 0 - LSU 0
>tamu 3 - auburn 14
what are you drinking tonight /cfb/?
I want you guys to really pay attention, study ur surroundings and you will notice that half the time this announcer talks about the players he will mention they're from Texas, about half of them.
>>63401685
>>63401685
>>63401685
Nth for Mids
>that shitty map
ITT: Sports commentators that really make you think.
hating on based buck is literally reddit
Jack is the best commentator.
>>63402222
quads confirm homer is best
>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Middleweight Main Event
Vitor Belfort (24-11-0) vs. Dan Henderson (31-13-0)
Light Heavyweight
Glover Teixeira (23-4-0) vs. Patrick Cummins (8-2-0)
Bantamweight
Thomas Almeida (20-0-0) vs. Anthony Birchak (11-2-0)
Lightweight
Alex Oliveira (13-2-1) vs. Piotr Hallmann (15-4-0)
Lightweight
Gilbert Burns (10-0-0) vs. Rashid Magomedov (18-1-0)
Light Heavyweight
Corey Anderson 6-1-0) vs. Fábio Maldonado (22-8-0)
>Preliminary...
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1ST FOR SPOOKY SKELLY
4th for being the chicken now