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LA:Carter records two points in win
BUF:Eichel records first career assists in win
STL:Kevin Shattenkirk (groin) will play vs. NSH
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen scores twice in win
MIN:Coyle to get first chance to replace Parise
MIN:Zach Parise (knee) is 'week-to-week'
MON:Update on Carey Price likely on Monday
DET:Mike Green on target for Sunday return
PIT:Dupuis could retire if blood clots return
DET:Zetterberg scores 300th NHL goal Friday
VAN:Ryan Miller returns to Buffalo
EDM:Oilers put Connor McDavid on Injured Reserve
should be grapes is an old demented retard edition tbqh
RANGERS V COYOTES
>>63403090
>>63403083
this
Who /FinalSolution/ here
>canasofts
who /bestteaminhockey/ here?
>>63403153
Me tb h
>pengwins 9-1 in last 10
all my wut
how do teams still not know how to stop hook and ladder plays
>>63403311
>stools
Take a look at this future Conn Smythe trophy winner's face
>>63403083
I said this from the start, they went into the boards with intent to injure, you can see them agree on it when they look at each other before the incident, and after when manning is crouched over him he said "that's what you get for those fuckin Messier commercials
What a fuckin save by Rinne
>finnish goaltending
>>63403684
Sauce?
>>63403684
>and after when manning is crouched over him he said "that's what you get for those fuckin Messier commercials
Holy shit Jake Allen is real
jake allen with a few unbelievable saves during a 5 on 3
so we can all agree that Babcock was just a Red Wings babby, right?
>>63403684
Based
Ottawa just got memed hard
Zibanejad so shit
>tfw preds getting memed on
>>63404622
Nah its just typical Ottawa this season
>lead by one
>let other team score after they pull the tender
>play defensive in 3v3
>win in a shootout.
>>63404608
Have you seen what he's working with?
He's got them playing way better than they should be.
gg fatasses
>>63404718
Literally last place. Babcock sucks dick dude. He used to meme his way into the playoffs with guys like Datsyuk but that has nothing to do with him. Literal shit and the most paid coach
>laffs
Hahahahaha
>>63404662
>icing while on 3 on 3
wew
>SNES
>>63404795
>Team actually scores in 3v3.
wat
>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFF
holy shit fuck me sideways
babock can't escape this retarded toronto chronic choking/misfortune
>0.8
>laffs
>>63404853
Where are we on the jerseys thrown count this season?
And has Columbus started chucking them yet
>laffs
Why was I fucking born in this choking shithole of a city.
>>63404938
0 I think. Everyone has accepted the rebuild, whereas before we always tried to scrap together semi contenders and try to hope they won't embarass us
>4-1
>the most dangerous lead
>winnip3g
>3lit3
Lmaoooo
>ruins
literally who laffs styling on these niggas
>>63404957
This is so gay
>>63405177
but those puppies are cute af Tbh
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWSTON BR00NS
BOMBSTON RUINS
>>63405177
>puppies
>gay
"no"
the flyers might be mediocre at best, but at least they have this.
flames will not win because I've stayed up to watch them
In EIHL news
Braehead clan 6-0 Coventry blaze
Are the Habs Elite now?
L A F F S
A
F
F
S
It was all part of the plan, practice hard against real teams but sacrifice points at the last second
prepare your astronomical butthurt for when babcock makes this team into a contender in one year and I dynasty the next five
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63405475
Actually, yeah they are.
Guess it's not the Preds night tonight, theyve had so many chances.
>>63405586
Yeah, shitty pk and Allen playing like a god. Oh well.
why do games never start on time?
>>63405475
Yes
>ruins
kek
>exciting as fuck Caps/Laffs game
>local coverage cuts to an expose on NY Giants head coach instead of post-game
I screamed my lungs out four times this game and I have to have the long dick of the NFL slapped in my face at the end?
fuck it all.
>>63405642
They always start around :x8-:x0 of the listed time. Add about 5 minutes to that range for national games.
>>63405727
>>63405642
Fuck that shit. Why can't they do what baseball and football do and list the actual start time like "7:10"
>laffs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE
EL
IT
E
HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A TEAM RUN A SCHEME SO SMOOTHLY UNDER EVERYONES NOSES HAHAHAHAHA
THEY WENT ON A 6 GAME LOSING STREAK TO FOOL EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE TRASH
THEN BOOTYBLASTED SHITAPEG INTO THE DUMPSTER.
NUMBAH 1 TEAM IN HOCKEY FUCKAHS
HAKEEM THE SCHEME OLAJUWAN STRIKES FOR THE FLYERS
>SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS >SHITITOBA >MUH BIG GUYS
>>63405712
How did the caps almost lose against the
>laffs
P E N G U I N S
E
N
G
U
I
N
S
The perds are cursed by those awful helmets
>>63405775
because that would be logical
>Bagpipes
Wow a tribute just to me, thanks
>>63403311
>loses to the literal worst team
>>63405837
>film flam scooter
>>63405791
it was a 2-1 game that was tied up by an Ovi goal, which was called back on a coaches challenge because
>goaltender interference
which means someone touched the goalie as the puck was headed towards the crease
fucking goaltender interference is going to be the number one sink for timeouts this season unless they amend the rulebook somehow.
TRADE RASK
TRADE JULIEN
THROW THE SERB MUTANT UNDER THE BUS
GET THEM THE FUCK OUT THAT BALD STUBBORN OLD FUCKS SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE
WE COULD'VE HAD TYLER
WHO GIVES A SHIT HE HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS I WANT CLAUDE TO BURN IN HELL
>ou didn't defend bck2bnchugo lol no developing players allowed
MOTHERFUCKNIGGERBITCH DAMN IT
REEEEEEEEEE
Jesus christ senpai 4-0
>>63405937
Alright mate
>>63405789
>cryers
>play better than them for most of the game
>Krejci goons with 2 min left in the 3rd and we lose off PK
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>63406013
It was basically over at 2-0, they're just taking chances now to not get shutout and that's causing more breakdowns
>>63405957
>Bruins get destroyed
>Fallout 4, set in Bawwwwston, is shit
This weekend hits all the right spot
>>63405789
>0-4-1 with Vinny in the lineup
>5-2-2 without Vinny in the lineup
There's the real problem.
>>63403311
right here senpai
>>63406114
It's not.
>>63405957
the bruins have one big problem
>finnish goaltending
>>63406114
>Fallout 4 is shit
p-pls explain
>>63406114
Fallout 4 is gonna be based as fuck Only people who think otherwise are PC gayming faggots.
But i digress
>bawwwston
>>63406171
Yes it is, Todd. Stop wasting you time on /sp/, you got shilling to do elsewhere
>>63406138
vinny's existence is the problem
>>63406178
Agreed
>expecting some slant eyed inferior mongol to see a puck coming
I miss Thomas.
>>63406186
dude bethesda games are made to be played on pc, mods are insane
though 2bf (two be fair) most pc gamers are autists
>hongcouver
>broons
>laffs
>snes
>jest
>TAMPON GAY
>>63406186
>>63406182
Your son is the leader of the institute, the ''bad guys''
THe discussion wheel is utterly retard
ex Option : Hate son means you say I should hate you for what you did but you are my son and i will follow you wherever you go
Basically, voice acting is a shit idea and detract from the whole principle, the faction is underwhelming, the story is George Lucas tier retarded, the animations are reused FO3/Skyrims (ex: SM Behemoth = Giant) and the AI is retarded
It's fallout 3 1.5, Chowder edition.
FLAMES
>>63406341
>all these meme-criticisms
can i still blow niggas heads off in slow motion?
>>63406365
You can already do that in real life. They'll even give you money for it, you fucking dicksucking faggot
>>63406422
Fuck real life, video games and hockey are more important.
>>63406310
>>63406310
FLAMES PENGUINS THREAD
>>63406310
>>63406310
>>63406365
yes but now your dog will feed on their dead body (i hope)
>>63406365
>meme criticisms
ok let's go on:
>absolute shit tier animation (most taken from skyrim)
>clippy movement
>same glitchy gunplay known from NV
>no more skills, all perks are somehow a % increase of something or straight taken from oblivion or older FO games
>+typical bethesda stuff: shit radiant AI, shit dungeons, shit side quests, shit main quest
we'll have to see how good the weapon crafting/base building is but the only thing they've been doing right is give you a somewhat interisting world in which you could do whatever you want.
they put jackshit effort in everything else because guess what: they've got a horde of guys who will fix it for free and praise the game for it.
>>63405440
Holy shit, go Neuvy. He deserved a starting position somewhere, the Caps juggling him was too awkward.
>>63405789
the false flagger is back
Whatever happened to that negro cryers trip?
>>63406557
Again with the meme-criticisms
nigga just shut up and blow shit up in slow motion. with RPG elements and shit.
Fresh from the broons HFBoards post-game thread.
LET'S GO BLUES
JAKE ALLEN IS GOD
>>63406711
so your only criticism could be no limbs flying off? kek
>>63406365
I think they got rid of VATS, if that's what you asked.
>>63404788
Wongs have been trash this season without Babcock though and Datsyuk is hurt like half of the year every season.
>>63406857
Funny because Chara just said Datsyuk is the strongest player for his size.
>>63406836
nah, it looked like it doesn't stop time but slow it down by ~90%
best thing about NV was the DLC and the gun runners explosives. if I can't craft microfusion clusters I don't even have to think about getting it
>>63406669
>brags about team
>false flagger
wut?
>1ones
it's ogre
>>63407015
>acts retarded
>gets called out
>acts retarded some more
gg u done tried
Flames are back!
>>63406836
Vats is still there, with GARANTEED CRITICAL GAUGE
SO, basically, whenever you want you can shit out a crit. Yes, it's as fucking retarded as it sounds.
>>63407088
wow!A retard calling others retard.Find something better to do than following someone around to call them out.
https://vine.co/v/eL3UdjOmOiJ
srsly though, how can a team play two away games in two games? And against an opponent that just had a 3-4 day break? Doesn't seem very fair tbqfh.
>>63407447
>same guy
>makes same punctuation mistakes
>same shitty copy pastas
nice try, grease west
>>63407579
*two games in two days
>>63407579
whom are you talking about? arizona had that on their 5 game road trip and got subsequently BTFO by boston
stop posting fallout 4 spoilers you fucking fags.
>>63407579
>Rangers are in the same exact situation and are leading 4-0
Find a better excuse Tbh
>>63407624
Penguins-Flames, but it's more of a general question desu
>>63407608
the only thing thats greased is my fist when it goes in your moms asshole.
>>63407660
the general answer is buttman
seriously, the scheduling is completely retarded. not sure if they just run their algorithm once and apply it without counterchecking it, but to me it looks like that
Larkin > Eichel > Ehlers > Parayko > Panera bread > Lindberg > Domi
>>63407655
>rags
Into the _____
>>63407640
it's okay, thankfully i can't speak meme so i don't know what the /v/tards are saying.
>>63407769
Stanley Cup Finals?
>wednesday night rivalry
>peguins v canadiens
wait, thats a rivalry?
>>63407873
hahahahahahahahaha
>rags
>>63407769
shitter
>>63407880
It's not.
>>63407925
yeah I never heard of that rivalry maybe the media is trying to make fake rivalries like Seahawks-49ers in the NFL
Habs are the best team in hockey
Playoffs as they stand right now would be fucking awesome
>>63407966
yea, these past few years people have been trying to make fake rivalries with the habs (Rangers, Senators, Tampa). Habs rivals are the leafs and the bruins, none others.
>>63408010
>NY-NY
>WAS-PIT
>STL-MIN
wew
>>63408010
>MTL 27pts
Is the rest of the league even trying?
>>63408165
no tbqh
>>63408084
Bruins-Habs is the most entertaining one. Cant wait for Paccy to kiss the boards again, Chara should step his game up
>>63408212
>pooopa rasp
>>63408232
Ööööööööö le merdööö
>>63408277
kek
not even francophone my inbred mongol friend
>>63408212
>Finland Goalkeeping
Nice 2-1 lead you got here... WHat a shame it would be if something happened to it.
>implying I give two shits about ruins or ra5k
>>63408485
Everyone knows finns bandwagon every team their ayy lmao countrymen play for
>>63408212
Chara can't even skate
pens absolutely BTFO
Why doesn't your team have an adorable clip art pig for good luck?
>>63408347
>one of the shortest players in the league
>wasn't drafted
>played in the ECHL
>made his way into the NHL
>has had the opportunity the centre elite winger Max Pacioretty
>plays on the most productive line on the most successful team
how can one man(let) be so based?
>>63408165
Any smart team stays away from racking up that many points. The key is to coast your way into the playoffs and meme your way to a cup because teams like the Habs are still tired from the regular season.
example: Kings
who /fiveinarow/ here?
>>63406857
>pane of glass
>>63407747
Tbf Panera isn't bad
>>63408010
>min-stl
>ny-ny
2nd round
>caps-rags
>kings-shorks
Muh dick
>>63408976
who cares?
>rags
>>63408010
Also
>sturs-mild
>hasb-blots
2nd round
HNNGGG
>we probably won't be allowed to post 1993 after this year
JUST
>>63409211
HAHAHAHA.
>implying
All Canada knows how to do is cuk themselves
>>63409211
Habs are winning the cup tbqh and your gally dubs only confirm it
>>63409211
Proxyfag pls go
God damn...it smells like poutine in here. Are hasbs fans really so delusional?
>Mfw they choke again this year
>>63409433
literally who are they going to choke against
>Finnish goaltending
>>63409471
Pretty much anyone desu
>>63409499
>thai food
literally shat oil for 3 days
>>63409211
>2015
>>63409151
The "State of Hockey" would shit themselves if this happened
And I'd pick the Wild that series
>>63408673
tfw the bloos have to LE BACON MEME in order to appeal.
>>63409471
they're not gonna choke, they're just gonna not win
>>63409471
Literally any western conference team that makes the playoffs could rek them. On the least coast there are teams like >rags and players like Kreider ;)
>br00ns
>>63409792
Bunch of faggots
>the smouldering ruins of bombston
>>63409792
>>63409838
>broons_wheel_of_excuses.gif
Fucking faggots
>>63409838
jesus christ this guy acts as bad as an actor in star wars
>>63409792
>coach's challenge
>ruled goaltender interference
>>63410170
>chara pushes gallagher into goalie
>interference
fuck this coach's challenge shit, it's making the calls so cheesy
>>63409838
That's divegrass-tier faggotry right there.
>>63410224
when the bruins play, we call it divepuck
> mfw people really thought the ducks would miss the playoffs
>>63407880
They get memed on by Halak that one year, that counts. And I think Subban killed Staal in that series too.
How can anybody think the stars are a legit threat to win the Stanley Cup? When has a all offense team with no playoff experience ever won the Cup? The will lose in the first round to the Kings or Hawks tb.h
>>63410472
>Hawks
>even making the playoffs
>>63410472
Nobody does, it's just a few of the most autistic memers ever to live shitposting, welcome to /hoc/
>>63410472
The Kings aren't making the playoffs you goof.
>>63408951
That worked great last year
Should he be considered for Calder?
>>63410658
>living in the past
Typical canasoft
>>63410682
depends on how many games he plays tbqh. laughing at tokarski getting absolutly btfo though
So...who won the Lucic/Jones trade? Kings? Bruins? Or Sharks?
>>63410682
>plays almost as good as Price
>better than some team's starting tenders
absolutely
>>63410797
>plays great in every start he gets all season
>has high value after the season
>gets traded
I don't want it to happen because it's awesome to have a dependable backup, but what kind of trade package would you like to see if MB makes it happen?
>>63410882
honestly i dont want MB to trade him for a 2nd rounder or some shit. As of now, he's gotten us 13 pts out of 14 as a 1 year backup goalie, which is absolutely based. Don't want that meme Tokarski back tbqh.
>>63410796
>Bruins
>ever winning a trade
wew
What was with the bruins today? Why the fuck were they diving and embellishing so much today? Saddest thing i've ever seen and i'm happy Montreal beat them despite hating that team too
>>63410796
Jews
>>63411074
Great post as always, Ivan
>>63410951
Same, I actually feel confident with Condo in nets like I never did with Tikker or even Budaj, who was a good backup imo. Also I feel like the front office is working on a trade for a right winger since the Semin experiment seems to have failed and I wonder who they'll try and move, Tinordi and Pateryn seem to be the obvious pieces because teams need d men, MB is a wizard but I wonder who he could get
Rangers are winning the cup this year.
>>63411111
>rags
>>63411092
What do you think of Weise? Overrated or Rising star?
>>63411074
Hi Russia. Why you hate jews? Are you antisemitic? Why you hate gays?
Is it because you're afraid of you gay tendencies and possible jewish ancestry?
I'm just curious
>>63411111
>rags
>>63411111
>rags
>>63404718
>He's got them playing way better than they should be.
>absolute last place
why do i always fucking tune into the lowest scoring games, jesus christ
i swear, every team i tune into outside of my own never has a team hit 3 fucking goals, let alone 4 all game
>>63411133
He's fucking Dutch Gretzky man, sure he's overproducing right now and he'll fall back to the median but never forget that he's fucking clutch in the playoffs. He was a fucking steal from hongcouver and it'd be stupid to trade him. I also get the sense he's great in the room. The third line is magic right now and >we would have lost a shit load of games without him, flash, and DD, who is exactly where he needs to be on that line. I actually feel bad for shitting on him so much last season
>lelmelin too
>>63411111
Fuck. I guess they are.
>>63411133
Weise has virtually little to no market value. He's excellent for his cost though.
It feels kind of weird that after 10 years of hype Crosby has turned into a literally who. Like the reporters aren't even talking about how bad he is anymore. He's just irrelevant.
>>63411261
>He's excellent for his cost though.
This is something I forgot, since it's a contract year for him it'll be interesting to see how much he demands depending on how his production hold up over the season. He's what, 2 mil right now? What would be a reasonable resining?
>>63411229
You watched Wild/Bolts, I assume?
>>63411320
He surely deserves a raise, but lets not forget he's overproducting on a red hot team right now. He's nowhere near breaking the bank. 2.5-3m sounds about right.
>>63411347
Forgot to say so in the gamethread, but GG Wildbro. Obviously wish the results had been different, but the thread was chill and less dead than I thought it was going to be.
>>63411369
I agree, he's a good ol' Manitoba boy playing for the team he grew up cheering for so I think that sounds about right
>tfw watching that 24ch episode where he got traded to montreal and calls his dad
>tfw no 24ch this season
>literally no one is willing to step up
>>63408951
so Ducks taking the Kings route to the cup this year then?
>pongs
>>63411412
yea, 24ch was pretty based, but the turnout was surprisingly low. If there is a season I'd like to know more about what's going on in the room, it surely is this one.
>Ping Pongs
>>63411449
Right? Last season kind of sucked with them driving story lines too hard and
>muh inspirational voiceover
The first two seasons were cool that way, with like, actual footage of the shit going on in the room between periods
>>63411449
Was a shill show with no content. Got sick of it after season1.
Even my hardcore Habs fan friends back home stopped watching. Even the french ones.
>>63411415
Yea. Maybe they learned from big bro
>>63411488
>>63411492
Yea. I think people lost interest during the slump and when they made épisodes about the fkin wives.
>>63411492
>featuring the habs
>produced by the habs
>intended for the habs market
It was always going to be shilly, but it used to feel more real than it did last season
>>63411527
Yeah, they might be nice people but I really don't care about what Angela and fucking Maripier are up to
>>63411111
>rags
>>63411566
>I really don't care about what Angela and fucking Maripier are up to
kek'd
>>63411566
>yfw you realize it was a stealth pilot for Hockey Wives
>>63411630
>stealth
It was so blatant, that's part of why it pissed me off
>>63411267
He's so bad the only media attention he gets is when they talk to him about Mcmeme's injury
>>63411242
Not much to be clutch about when no one expects much from you.
He scored some timely goals - but clutchness only applies to players who have the heat turned up on them, tighter coverage, harder hits against, etc. And still produce.
Lapierre, Eller, Weise and other players who score in the POs are good playoff players but not exactly targeted. Unless Weise gets 30 goals this year, I guess.
>>63411062
The Bruins always dive man. They managed to fool the league and fans into thinking that it's everybody else who cheats. Really shameful fkn organization.
>sending Strome to Bridgeport
what the fuck man
>>63411414
>le smug crease crasher face
Who do the Oilers draft 1st overall next ?
>>63411750
no one, they trade the pick for OEL
place your bets lads, where does patty marleau end up?
replace part of a players name with kek n post results
Connor McKek
Oliver Kekman Larsson
>>63411781
San Jose until he retires. Isn't he like 50 years old? Who the fuck would want that guy? Maybe Florida so he can go to Publix with every other old fart.
>this is a 5 star meal in Canada
>>63411781
montreal tbqh
>>63411710
>team can't score
>literally who shows up and scores
I'll take what I can get
>>63411781
>decent teams with cap space: Preds, Jets, Ducks
>>63411817
>kraft dinner
>fridge cooled ketchup
absolutely delicious
>>63411810
there's literally nothing wrong with going to Publix, but the rumor is out there that a team is trying to trade for him
>>63411817
rate this meal
>>63402894
STEEL RESERVE
>>63411817
>not putting catchup on your cheesy noodles
Shiggy diggy mate
>>63411817
I have that like 4 times a week because I can't afford anything fancier
It gets me by and that's okay.
>>63411821
We can't score because of Therrien's ridiculous anti-puck possession meme system + horrible static PP.
They changed it a bit this year, they carry it over the blue line and wouldn't you know, we're scoring goals and making plays.
Weise is alright, he gets too big for his britches every once in awhile though - he's inconsistent and not particularly talented but tenacious and shifty. Him and DD and Flash are a good line - low enough expectations to not be relied upon but actually productive.
They still get too much icetime though.
>>63411817
I've honestly have had this meal more times than I could count. Probably in the high triple digits. Love it man. I miss KD, it's really expensive here.
>>63411880
protip: use more butter, put some basil, and for protein you could eat it with beans OR fry up some cheap meat (any kind) and sprinkle it over. KD is versatile.
>>63411890
>we
>we're
>>63411901
>this lame meme
It's easier and quicker to say we and we're instead of "the team" every time. The implication is obvious that I'm referring to the players on the ice.
Also,
>2015
>not being a dedicated enough fan that you feel a part of the team
I'm starting to think they're never going to turn this season around
>>63411901
he's our honorary brit fan, stfu pham
>>63411928
>getting reeled
>>63411898
Way ahead of you senpai, Sliced up sausage mixed in is pretty good. Bratwurst is literal sex tbqfh
>>63410796
I'm thinking the Kings right now. Lucic had been playing really well the past couple games and has been having good chemistry with Carter and Toffoli
>>63411945
it's 7am and I can't sleep
>>63411934
>our
>>63411890
Possession and the PP are way better this season, obviously it's early but still, have you been watching these controlled zone entries? Also that third line is probably the best one >we're icing, Weise is tied with fucking Patch for goals and that's includes tonight's empty netter
>>63411959
dont push your luck, cheeky kunt
>>63411817
>Canadians actually eat blue box mac and cheese
This will never not be weird to me.
>>63411931
>blots
>get consistently btfo
>no publixposting after the games
Glorious
this with sliced mushrooms, peppers and sausages tbqh.
livin the life
>>63411978
It's really good senpai
>>63411968
Yeah well since i've moved here I haven't watched every match but like 85% of them. >Our entries are better, >we no longer treat the puck like a live hand grenade, etc.
But, that's no 3rd line. Therrien doesn't believe in numbering lines when his pets are on the lower ones. The Galchenyuk line is clearly the inferior one right now. DD is on the ice every third shift ffs. But he's playing out of his skin so might as well.
>>63411931
Is Stamkos going to leave?
>>63412022
Yea. To toronto
>>63410658
the kings can only win in even number years retard
>>63412032
The Laffs are in rebuilding mode, I'm not sure a playoff expecting Stamkos is in their wheelhouse.
That said, Stammer and Subban were BFFs growing up, so he might wanna come here ;^)
The Shorks have 1 fucking line, I swear Burns never even leaves the ice. What a bad team.
Is he elite?
>>63412129
I fucking wish lad
>>63411991
>nobody mentions sandwiches
>he's still getting mad at sandwiches
>>63412129
LOL
Are the Blues elite this year? They look like cup contenders so far.
>>63412425
Lmao look at that fuckin pig
>>63412425
Colton Parayko has been a godsend for them. He's screwed up some plays here and there but for the most part he's been dominant.
Gonna be interesting to see how Allen handles a heavy workload though.
>>63412425
>tfw no gogurt pig
Bros are we greentexting Vancouver?
>>63412425
first round exit
I wont even bother meme arrowing it
>>63411494
Lmao no the ducks don't have the heart to pull off a Kings run
>>63412425
they always look good in regular season, but are absolute shit in the playoffs.
>>63412473
>>63412487
Blues do this thing where they change everything about their play style in the playoffs. It's weird
>>63412473
>>63412508
The Blues have only one player that isn't a literally who
>>63412561
Yeah but they have a good team overall.
Chemistry anon.
>Toffoli
>9 goals
>30% shooting percentage
nice luck
>finnish goaltending
>>63412646
Stop being a dick dude ok? They're trying their hardest.
>>63412646
>>63412621
>10 out of the 15 best goalies are from the bestern conferance
Quite Obvious why Toffoli's stats are so high :^)
Will Dallas make it to the Stanley Cup Final this year?
>>63412786
They'd have to play at least one good team in order to make it but if they got Winnipeg and St. Louis first maybe conference final.
Basically only way is to get a combination of SJ Van and those two
>>63412712
His stats are high because he's elite
Who can stop us?
>>63412646
TYB Freddie, if only the offense wasn't literally fucking nonexistent at the start it'd be a bit better.
>>63413127
We've been playing shit teams lately m8, I'd be shocked if we weren't on a win streak right now. Wait till we play the Habs again in a few weeks then we'll really see how we stack up
>inb4 >we
>>63408347
>habs fan
>didn't even watch the game
>>63412621
>not scoring when you shoot
He hasn't had a single "lucky" bounce that I can remember, his goals have mostly been snipes flat out beating the goalie
>>63413373
Dont worry, he's gonna get injured before playoffs. I've had amazing success with these jinxes and guesses last seasons
>>63413232
>>63413232
at the very least >we beat a good washington team
Avalanche need to get new defence players.
Our Offense is great with EJ, MacKinnon, Duchene and Iginla but the defence is fucking terrible.
>this is what flim flam fans actually believe
>Laffs
>>63413636
>>63413605
It's gonna be a long year lads
>laffs traded bill kessel for le "i dick ride on my dads success" "le 4 points in 9 AHL games" guy
>laffs
are the Sens the most irrelevant team in the league?
>outshot 46-21 vs. the Canes when they're coming off a back-to-back
>>63413384
Well you just reverse jinxed so he will be healthy.
>>63412487
are you talking about pigs?
>>63414121
fuck off, grease
>>63413651
Sami Kapanen always sucked to be honest Tie Domi should have shown no mercy
>>63414135
it's only thread
>>63414168
One time I shot a puck 97 mph in peewee
>>63414207
did you also wear a bandana on your hair and had a leather jacket and people didn't mess with you and had to learn to skate at a later age?
>>63414232
No actually I did not how did you know I'm in Anaheim
>>63414232
Kek what the fuck
>>63414261
Anaheim? I thought you were from Minessota.
>>63414290
Bro I'm getting really fucking spooked how'd you know I was born there
>have varlamov in my 12 team fantasy league.
When do I drop him? Will he turn it around?
>>63414329
Drop him right now
>rags
ḑ̧̪̥͎͇̘͓̪͋͂ͪ̇̔f̴̢̜͍̜͍ͦ͊̅͒͑̕͜g̶̨ͥ̔͐ͬ҉̨̪̣̝͍̥̳̭̣̺͇̭f͗̋̑̆̔̉͂̍̆͛̂͑ͧ̈́ ̴̧̨̜̟̰̯̮̠͎̝͓̮ģ̳̱̩̻͙̠̰̱̞̩̣̯̻͉͖̬̪̞̋̑̅̂̀ͧ́̍ͬ̓͌̊ͮ̾͑d̶̟̟͉͔̝̪̗̺͙ͯ̀ͤͭ͐̐ͥ̈́̈̾ͦͥ̑̎̀̕d̨ͥ͑ͤ̎ͯ͊ͥ̍̈͒̿̂̄̓̀̋ͪ̾҉̣̩̖͚̠̼̲̱̗̥͕͓̮̩fͦ̀͛͗̑҉̸҉̧͇̪͉̝̟̤̪̠̦gͦͦͥ̂͋̓̊ͭ͌̽̑́͒̊͋͘ ̲̬͖̦͉̮̮̭͙͉̼̦̼͔̙̱̣̜ḑ̧̪̥͎͇̘͓̪͋͂ͪ̇̔f̴̢̜͍̜͍ͦ͊̅͒͑̕͜g̶̨ͥ̔͐ͬ҉̨̪̣̝͍̥̳̭̣̺͇̭f͗̋̑̆̔̉͂̍̆͛̂͑ͧ̈́ ̴̧̨̜̟̰̯̮̠͎̝͓̮ģ̳̱̩̻͙̠̰̱̞̩̣̯̻͉͖̬̪̞̋̑̅̂̀ͧ́̍ͬ̓͌̊ͮ̾͑d̶̟̟͉͔̝̪̗̺͙ͯ̀ͤͭ͐̐ͥ̈́̈̾ͦͥ̑̎̀̕d̨ͥ͑ͤ̎ͯ͊ͥ̍̈͒̿̂̄̓̀̋ͪ̾҉̣̩̖͚̠̼̲̱̗̥͕͓̮̩fͦ̀͛͗̑҉̸҉̧͇̪͉̝̟̤̪̠̦gͦͦͥ̂͋̓̊ͭ͌̽̑́͒̊͋͘ ̲̬͖̦͉̮̮̭͙͉̼̦̼͔̙̱̣̜ḑ̧̪̥͎͇̘͓̪͋͂ͪ̇̔f̴̢̜͍̜͍ͦ͊̅͒͑̕͜g̶̨ͥ̔͐ͬ҉̨̪̣̝͍̥̳̭̣̺͇̭f͗̋̑̆̔̉͂̍̆͛̂͑ͧ̈́ ̴̧̨̜̟̰̯̮̠͎̝͓̮ģ̳̱̩̻͙̠̰̱̞̩̣̯̻͉͖̬̪̞̋̑̅̂̀ͧ́̍ͬ̓͌̊ͮ̾͑d̶̟̟͉͔̝̪̗̺͙ͯ̀ͤͭ͐̐ͥ̈́̈̾ͦͥ̑̎̀̕d̨ͥ͑ͤ̎ͯ͊ͥ̍̈͒̿̂̄̓̀̋ͪ̾҉̣̩̖͚̠̼̲̱̗̥͕͓̮̩fͦ̀͛͗̑҉̸҉̧͇̪͉̝̟̤̪̠̦gͦͦͥ̂͋̓̊ͭ͌̽̑́͒̊͋͘ ̲̬͖̦͉̮̮̭͙͉̼̦̼͔̙̱̣̜ḑ̧̪̥͎͇̘͓̪͋͂ͪ̇̔f̴̢̜͍̜͍ͦ͊̅͒͑̕͜g̶̨ͥ̔͐ͬ҉̨̪̣̝͍̥̳̭̣̺͇̭f͗̋̑̆̔̉͂̍̆͛̂͑ͧ̈́ ̴̧̨̜̟̰̯̮̠͎̝͓̮ģ̳̱̩̻͙̠̰̱̞̩̣̯̻͉͖̬̪̞̋̑̅̂̀ͧ́̍ͬ̓͌̊ͮ̾͑d̶̟̟͉͔̝̪̗̺͙ͯ̀ͤͭ͐̐ͥ̈́̈̾ͦͥ̑̎̀̕d̨ͥ͑ͤ̎ͯ͊ͥ̍̈͒̿̂̄̓̀̋ͪ̾҉̣̩̖͚̠̼̲̱̗̥͕͓̮̩fͦ̀͛͗̑҉̸҉̧͇̪͉̝̟̤̪̠̦gͦͦͥ̂͋̓̊ͭ͌̽̑́͒̊͋͘ ̲̬͖̦͉̮̮̭͙͉̼̦̼͔̙̱̣̜ḑ̧̪̥͎͇̘͓̪͋͂ͪ̇̔f̴̢̜͍̜͍ͦ͊̅͒͑̕͜g̶̨ͥ̔͐ͬ҉̨̪̣̝͍̥̳̭̣̺͇̭f͗̋̑̆̔̉͂̍̆͛̂͑ͧ̈́ ̴̧̨̜̟̰̯̮̠͎̝͓̮
>>63414856
cool
Hey /hoc/. If all teams were made up of only players they had drafted, which roster would be the most effective? imo Boston would take the cake adding Kessel, Thornton, Seguin, Hamilton, Lucic back to their roster
>>63413436
>washington
>good
top kek
that's it lads the flames are back.
Wouldn't be surprised if we win all our games next week now.
See ya in the play offs
>>63415549
wachinkton is winning the cup lad
>>63415787
It's only the start of the season you fag
>>63415787
>-22
>>63415304
>Dou-9ie
>lu3ic
>Segu13.1
>>63415987
I know
Laine 2goals and Pulju 1 goal against sweden u20
>>63416961
seriously is there anything these men can't do?
>>63416961
>somehow a team gets both of them
dear lord
>>63405440
Glad to see him do well, I guess the practice keeps him in form cause he didn't look great his few backup starts with the Isles.
>not the face of American hockey
>>63417313
Would be great if they both ended up stuck with the >laffs
>>63418169
What no that would be terrible
Voracek is going to catch on fire within the next few games. He has the 10th most shots in the league, and has 0 goals. He's just been unlucky as fuck this year. He'll catch fire and finish top-15 in scoring and there's nothing you memers can do aboot it.
>>63411111
check'd and kek'd
>>63418226
I think he probably should be top 10 or better, he's so fucking good. It doesn't make sense to me why him and giroux have been so invisible this year. Top 15 is still very much within reach.
I think Stone/Turris are going to be the next powerhouse duo that people here call memes (ie, seguin/benn, giroux/vorachek) but patrick kane is going to get the scoring title. He's playing like a mad cunt right now
good morning I am hungover
>>63418226
giroux babby who is in turn a pp babby
>mfw Hongcouver chinks thought that the Ducks were done
Back to the rice paddies smelly chinks
Fuck yes, Red Wings have called up Andreas Athanasiou (holy fuck his name is hard to spell). He should be in the lineup today how many goals will he score?
who \makingtheplayoffs/ here?
>>63418360
Have this tuuka to cheer you up
>>63418631
thank you binlan it worked because I was poopin at the time
>finland
>>63418631
Is he shit now or can we blame it all on Ruins defence
>kukkonen
B E N I S
>>63418618
>debbies
>playoffs
>>63418631
he's probably a total bro and I'd buy him a beer
>binland
2-0 Sverige :DDDD
>>63418686
Probably a bit of both. Gustavsson isn't great either so Boston is fucked imo
>finnish defending
>"i swear w-we don't care about karjala cup"
>>63416961
source?
>Sweden stealing pucks
>>63418226
This desu senpaitachi
>>63419135
för helvete :DD
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>63419393
Don't worry, it's gonna be a no goal
>cheerleaders
>>63418226
They looked decent last night, had the fewest shots against that they've allowed all season. Manning is still kinda awful but if they can get Meds back in and play like they did last night they might be okay. Still think they're playing too much in their own zone. Would be nice to see their cycle game improve and result in some shots on net.
CMON BINLAND
>>63404718
>making excuses for dead last
What the fuck are you watching?
>>63419706
memegames
>>63419706
memejala cup
It's going to be a long year
>>63419706
Hockey :DDD
>>63419706
Karjalac up
>>63419706
televised rape
>>63418226
Forget Voracek, the real breakout player on that team this year is Best Schenn.
>karjala cup
>>63420155
COME ON
>>63420151
Want to believe but I think he'll be trade bait at the deadline
>>63420315
dude what?
You are in a club and these guys slap your ass.
What to do?
>>63420475
Knock them out with the beer bottle that is most likely in my hand.
>>63420475
Weed lmao
>>63420475
I'd let them get away with it. tried to fight a bunch of pakis in a club last night though
>>63420361
Schenn will be the next JVR. Flyers trade him and he finally becomes a consistant 30 goal scorer. Hopefully they get something decent back atleast.
>>63418585
Somewhere between none and many
>>63420589
>Swedish authorities were called on Wednesday to remove a group of refugees who have refused to get off a bus after being taken to a village three days ago, saying it was “too cold” and isolated
>They were part of a group of 60 Syrians and Iraqis brought by bus on Sunday to Limedsforsen, close to the Norwegian border, to a village of wooden chalets where they were to stay while their asylum claims were assessed.
>The group refusing to get off the bus have complained about being in a forest dozens of kilometres from the nearest town, and many of them have demanded to be taken to a big city, or even to Germany.
SWEDEN NO
>>63420921
>get brought into a much better country
>complain
mudslimes everyone
>The Detroit Red Wings have called up Forward Andreas Athanasiou.
Fuck yeah, he was doing great in >pre season, so I'm excited to see how he holds up.
>finnish goaltending
Why the fuck couldn't binland win, they're much better shitposters, now we have to listen to swedish cocksuckers all day
>>63421404
stream?
>>63421452
Fuck you
>>63421404
>Binland
>Sweden
Doesn't matter USA bro.
>>63421508
Binland scored :DDDD
>Finland can't win against a bunch of SHL reects
> Mike green back
>athsnasiou called up
Do we stand a chance?
>>63421488
lmao
>>63421968
>literally impersonating a horse fucker
>>63421488
He'll do it, man
>>63421983
This board needs smuk, bro
>>63422035
not really but it does make it easier to filter you. pretty sure youre the only guy who ever liked him
>>63422035
Agreed
>>63422045
If you don't bully smuk, Finland is gonna get blown the fuck out
Ovechkin ties Fyodorov by goals.
>>63422219
Fedorov*
Learn how to spell, Ivan
>>63411737
i-i know senpai
>>63422822
Фёдopoв.
ё is yo, idiot.
>>63414603
RARE
A
R
E
Sweden won Karjala Meme Cup second year in a row
first time that has happened since it started in 1992
>>63423247
no one cares about le meme beer cup
>>63423285
>damage kontrollii
are you angry, lillebror?
>>63422975
So kirby is holding a ё-ё in pic related?
>>63423444
In Russian it's called йo-йo as it's a loan word. But yeah, tehcnically it's ё-ё since ё is jotted o. Like swedish ö.
>yoats
>>63423659
russbro what is your opinion on kvass?
>>63423801
That's my opinion on kvas.
I recommend home made only one. Best with silver haze.
>>63423845
I've only ever had bottled kvass, it was pretty gross though.
You got a good recipe you could share?
>bombston
>>63424051
First, burn black bread. I mean completely burn it. Like pic related (found it in google). Then take 5-7 liters of water and put this bread in it. Add three spoons of sugar of honey and yeast (half a pack). And let it stay for 5 days. The more it stays the stronger it is. You can add more sugar if you like. I like strong kvas. Then filter it (I use regular gauze) and bottle.
>>63424354
Awesome, thanks russbro.
>>63424354
Cool. Though I always wonder how the fuck people came up with these recipes.
>>63424354
I want to try this
>>63424405
Cut bread into pieces before burning.
based russia
>>63424968
i thought russians were homophobic
>>63424968
Fetisov > Zubov > Gonchar > Markov > Tverdovsky.
>>63425121
western propaganda
>>63425121
It's not homophobia. We're just certain that one can be whatever he wants to, but at home. Public declaration of sexual preferences is retarded. It's like making a parade of jerkers. Or walking down the street holding a flag saying that you love fucking your hoover. Or eating shit. Most russians never care of gays, we just mind claiming it in public.
>oy vey look at me I love jerking wrapped in dog shit. freedom. We can.
I know a few fags, they don't want a parade.
>>63425126
How about based DANNY MARKOV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2rhL26uIYw
>going from the highest scoring team in the league to being shutout every game
when will this feel end, /hoc/?
>"babcock will save us!"
>"stanely cup here we come!"
>"plan the parade!"
>laffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlReCoTDM4o
>>63425882
when stamkos goes to the >laffs
>>63425882
When Tampa trades Stammer to the laffs
>>63413373
Kongs fans honestly believe that a 30% shooting percentage is sustainable lel
Les Canadiens de Montréal/Habitants:
Cette équipe a le statut le plus emblématique dans le monde pour les loisirs sportifs des pays et génère plus d'argent
Edmonton Oiler/Oilers d'Edmonton
Meilleurs joueurs dans le monde , il a joué aujourd'hui habitées par des Nouveaux bons joueurs sûrement le succès de la Coupe bientôt
(What is picked for Canada icon team? Which one helps better for image one Franco one Anglo one East one West)
>>63426054
>he thinks any team is going to give up assets for Stammer
kek
>>63425937
gonna reply to the meme and say Babcock is legit worth the money, how the fuck he got that shit roster to become a 50%+ possession team is beyond me, and Detroit's gone to total shit possession wise without him
>>63426256
Are you a raghead or something? That's terrible french.
>>63426389
yeah what the fuck the edmonton sentence doesn't even make sense
>>63426256
Fuck off frog
>>63425882
Just going through a slump friend, every team does it. My team(the ducks) were shutout 5 times in the beginning of the year and are just now starting to win again, but still haven't found their scoring touch just yet. Tampa is too good of a team to play like this much longer. Expect the ketchup bottle to pour out in the next few games.
>>63425882
Uhhhhh, when's the next time you play the Jackets?
>>63425937
>>63426348
Babcock's worth it because the laffs have so much fucking money from overcharging loyal fans. The leafs finished what, 27th last year? So considering Edmonton and Buffalo got good players while toronto traded their only scorer away with a couple other for future draft picks, it makes sense.
The laffs are destined to finish 30th this season, and they'll have even more draft picks for babs to bully into great players.
>>63426595
It's better to slump early in the season than late in the season
tfw no more Lidstrom.
The feel won't go away until we have somewhat good defence :(
>>63426979
>we
>>63426979
>we
>that flag
>this post
>>63427063
we, as in me.
>>63408673
>naming your pig Piggy Smalls
I can appreciate it
>>63426979
>we
>>63426979
>We
Both those guys are old faggets who will never play again
>>63426979
That feel won't ever go away, Windsor. The playoff streak will continue for a few more years. Datsyuk will retire, but Larkin and Zetterberg will keep the wongs limping on into first and second round exits until Zetterberg's back gives out permanently and the streak ends. The wongs will get moved after a few years of missing the playoffs, due to Illitch finally dying and the basketball americans completing the destruction of the former city of Detroit. Scholars will look back and attribute the suicide of Dylan Larkin and thousands of wongs fans not to the lack of defense, but to the fact that the >laffs finally won a cup in 2067, while the Oklahoma City Red Wings languished in obscurity.
>>63427460
>mfw this happens
>>63427460
Until you see AA score a hat trick tonight and you crawl back into your mothers womb.
>Implying I'm from Windsor.
pretty dank
>>63428268
>rags
>>63425882
That feel won't ever go away, Okeefanokee. The blots will score some points here and there. Stamkos will go to the >laffs, but Tyler Johnson and Bishop will keep the bolts in most games until Bishop eventually gets injured and they miss the playoffs completely. The bolts will get moved after a few years of missing the playoffs, due to Yzerman having too much sex with beach babes, and the old people living in Florida forgetting to change their diapers before gametime, leading to low Nielsen ratings. Scholars will look back and attribute the increase of Cubans in Florida not to a booming drug trade, but to the fact that there were never any real hockey fans there to begin with.
>>63412129
no he's a bitch nigga
>>63420475
draft them
Watched Inside Out, the Pixar movie, that pretty much teaches the lesson "you can take the girl out of the hockey state, but you can't take hockey out of the girl". A ptretty good lesson tbqh, or it would have been at least, if Minnesota would actually have been good at hockey.
>>63428537
>stammer leaving
>a cup winning team relocating
>implying cubans
>>63428889
That movie was pretty overhyped imo
>>63428939
Its just a meme Jose.
>>63428986
I didn't even know it was about hockey.
>>63428986
I agree, Pixar have done better.
>>63429023
It's not really about hockey, but hockey plays a part in it.
detroit dallas thread?
>>63429534
I was hoping Sweden would make it.
ARE YOU REAAADDDDYYYYY
>>63429595
if I made it itll be all wings no dallas
Detroit vs. Dallas gamethread
>>63429635
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>>63429635
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>>63429625
RED WINGS STARS
>>63429595
4u
>>63429675
jej
>>63429675
IGNORE JUST GO TO SWEDEN THREAD
>>63429662
erry time
>>63429662
>>63429675
Every fucking time, I swear the last five games this has happened.
>>63429763
>we made the threads 8 seconds apart.
>>63429763
I don't even really want to make them, so I always wait until I think there will be no one else.
Will wait a minute or two longer next game.
>rags
>>63427189
lots of windsorites have season tix to the dead wings.
>rags
>>63434391
>rags
>rags
Anyone else think Finns should be banned from /sp/? They just shitpost
How much do you think Leon Draisaitl will get paid after his ELC?
My guess?
Six million.
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive 2m2 minutes ago
Ericsson bleeding in head after being checking into glass by Hemsky, who wasn't penalized. Ericsson punched Hemsky and gets two for roughing
>CHARGE PLAYER
>GET NOTHING
>HIT PLAYER BACK FOR CHARGING YOU
>GET ROUGHING
>DE REFS
Are Dallas one of the dirtiest teams in the league? This third period turned into a shitshow really fucking fast.
>>63436782
As a wings fan, no. Until the Hemsky hit, there wasn't anything dirty all game. Howard getting hit was an accident. Game and thread have been comfy until recently, tbqh.
>>63428889
I just watched it too. When she tripped up at tryouts I thought she'd fit in with bay area hockey perfectly.
>shorks
>>63436870
Both Hemsky and the Zetterberg hit were extremely questionable.
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>>63436992
Since you're all a bunch of lazy niggers, I made a debbies cantpucks thread
>>63437040
Who cares?
>>63437092
>he doesn't know the devils are elite
new
>>63437156
>rags
>>63437172
>he actually believes this
>>63413668
>even Steven Stamkos cheers of the laffs
when's he coming home bros
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