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Larkin AND Athanasiou is going to score. Note it.
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>FSD feed
>pizza, blind lawyers
>dallas feed
>ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

kek
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GO STARS!
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>tfw spent all day on IKEA
I'm pretty ree right now. But I have a good feeling about the game
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dallas casters suck

find me an FSD youtube stream
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I hate both these teams, but Dullass is in the same conference as >my team, so go Wongs
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>Stars forwards against wings defence.

This might be rough, we beat tampa though.
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>yfw the Star win the Stan Lee Cup
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>>63429871
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>Comparing Howard to Jacques Plante

This semen slurping commentator isn't for me
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>>63429908
which feed?
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>Kindl gets the OT winner.
>still gets scratched next game.

How can one player be so shitty?
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>Click on stream language is in kekyuro.
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>>63429999
I almost feel a little bad for the guy.

Sweet double Gretzy digits.
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>>63429941
The wings one
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>>63429871
>>63429896
honestly wouldnt mind

every cup for you is a massive cuk blow to Minnesota, the "state of hockey"
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>no fans at the game

lmao
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>>63430037
what's going on here?
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>>63430037
The fuck did I just watch?
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>>63429999
mike green is back, what the fuck would you do, scratch green?

>>63430122
so many tickets are bought and not distributed. They're considered sell out games, but it's stupid how you can't get a ticket day of the game because some company buys a shitload of them and doesnt distribute em
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>>63429871
>>63430110
Yeah, I'd be happy to see the Stars win a cup, especially if they let >us win today.
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>>63430122
that's what i noticed
SCAAARRRR
fucking power play is deadly this year boys
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scarrrr
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looks like i posted in the wrong thread

go wangs
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>>63430177
Nahh i would have benched him too, just laughing at the fact that he can win the gaming it won't make up for all the dumb shit he does.
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that,... wasnt a penalty
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>>63430319
i still don't know what they called
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best team in hockey they say
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>free goal
>dont get it

WINGS

PLEASE
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I don't want this ride to end
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>>63430361
Interference
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sagacious play by the hirsute benn

lmao nigga put down the thesaurus
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official detroit list of teams that are allowed to be good:

Dallas
Sparkle Dogs
Buffalel
BJs
Jest

love you, stars
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WHY IS NO ONE AT THE GAME?
i know for a fact the red wings have a hardcore fan base
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>tfw klingberg plays for your team
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>>63430582
1. Sunday afternoon.
2. Stars. no one cares really
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>>63430474
y..you too
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>>63430582
The worst meme
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>>63430632
>>63430582
No one wants to see their team get blown out by best team in hawkey
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>30% PP on the road this season
>29% overall

it can't be stopped
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>>63430582
If they panned up to the top bowl, I guarantee it would be full.

Covetous jews get free tickets and dont use them, pham.
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>larkin sets it up perfectly
>for smith

lel
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just cut helm already

he literally cant shoot anywhere but directly into the chest of the goalie
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>/hoc/ doesn't think the stars are the best team in hockey
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>>63430958
His speed is pretty great though.
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>>63430958
who can replace helm, friend?
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>>63430958
But he gives opposing coaches heart attacks until they realize its just Helm. He's worth it t.b.h.
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who /best city/ here?
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that russian fuck finally scored thank fucking god
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>>63431084
I have to fly there for work tomorrow. It would be better without all the jesus desu
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BEST

TEAM

IN

HOCKEY
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RRREEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING SMITH REE
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howard is a faggot too

trade them both
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>Smith not even trying

hurrrr
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>benn and seguin go out for the rest of the year
>stors season ends
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>>63431143
whats weird is how much money all the conservatives around the city are willing to pay into the public

they just voted to give east grand rapids like 175 million dollars over the next decade by raising taxes
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>>63431242
>2-0
>benn seguin have 0 points

nice try m8
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Fuck Fedorov
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REMINDER THAT STARS - RED WINGS GAMES ARE MEME AS FUCK AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiGDqSDqSJw
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>>63431246
When conservatives are actually Christian, they'll do that.
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>>63431246
i guarantee you guys have a low nigger population
doesn't matter how many spics gooks or kikes
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>>63431084
>travel
What

I believe all of that other shit but who uses GR as a travel destination
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>>63431246
yeah, plus your beer is pretty good, not as good as actual best city Portland tho
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>>63431308
north christians confirmed a best

GR has been crazy this year. in the summer, I saw 3 separate 6+ story buildings go up and like at least 15 miles of streets repaved.

and a ton of bike paths are being added and upgraded.

its seriously great. I can't believe some of my friends move to san fran for jobs and give up this comf
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>>63431246
Conservative policies make your cities livable, liberal policies make your city, well, Detroit
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hello friends

what was the song they just played when the penalty was called?
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>>63431084
Looks Comfy desu

How close to Detroit is this?
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>>63429635
lets go stars
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>>63431305
Based game. Glad I stayed up tha tnight
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MY BENIS IS HARD
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>>63431419
take me to church by Hozier i think
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>>63431412
When I leave wonderfully rainy Portland in January and have to go to frozen hell hole for work in GR every January I remember why I refuse to relocate there
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
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>>63431348
art prize is the big thing, plus van andel is a good stadium, that's where the griffins play, the devos hall has a lot of cons and GR is an hour away from the beach tooo. Plus, there's like 5 universities and colleges there.

>>63431344
20%
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>finnish goaltending
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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Goose!
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>>63431530
thanks senpai
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>>63431460
2.5 hours to the joe


>>63431532
pussy.
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>>63431559
>>63431569
Is he, dare I say it, loose?
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>>63431589
>not getting frostbite
>pussy
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>>63431571
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING FILTER

I SAID "F A M"

SP IS RACIST AS FUCK
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MILLER GET OUT OF THE WAY
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c-can i shower and go buy schwarma in time for the second period ... fuck I'm hungry and dirty
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>>63431616
>getting frostbite in lower west michigan winter

holy fucking shit

finland, tell this pussy what a pussy he is. The average low is like 15-20 degrees F, and it only got to negative 30 like once at 3 am
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>>63431630
Kek desu senpai
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>>63431674
Yes, but you must act now or the opportunity will be forever lost.
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>>63431605
Could be looser tbqhf
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>>63431616
Do you get frostbite whenever you open your freezer too?
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>>63431720
tbqh senpai

>>63431530
this video has real life faggots in it
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>>63431616
You have to be an idiot or in an incredibly extreme situation to get frostbite
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>>63431674
>shwarma

being brown has it's benefits i guess
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>>63431674
>shower
>shwarma

smelly brown people don't shower, you don't have to either
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who /pussy drinks/ here?
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>>63432073
cider isn't for pussies, it's better than beer
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>>63429839
I'm somewhat amazed that in 2015 it's still this hard to find access to live footage of any event
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>>63432118
Stop drinking pbr. But yea, cider is good
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>>63432073
Cider isn't for pussies m8. I like beer better but a good cider is the shit, specially this time of the year
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>>63432161
go to reddit hockey streams, find the game thread, there's a good FSD stream there

reddit is shit for discussion, but people bring content there in an organized way, so why avoid it?
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>>63429839
Hackey69.1apps.com
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>>63432203
I don't drink beer because I'm not a poor.
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>>63432073
>>63432118
>>63432203
>>63432245
Cider tastes like when you throw up a little in your mouth and have to swallow it because you are in a public place and can't spit it out.
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>>63429839
http://hackey69.1apps.com/
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>>63432245
strongbow is great, but I've yet to find something I like better than Angry orchard crisp apple
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>>63432301
*tips respectfully*
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>>63432331
slightly yes
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>>63432299
>>63432338
dang nabbit
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>>63432331
you know, you're not wrong, but I still like it
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Wings casters, like wings threads are top notch bantz
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>>63432480
best franchise, best casters, best threads, best fans

no niggers allowed though
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>>63432439
I'm not gonna judge. Keep drinking.
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>>63432073
Who /meme drinks/ here?
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rate my sandwich
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>>63432555
It is crazy that despite the huge black population of Detroit the team has hardly had any black players.

If you count the entire metro region though the black proportion is pretty small
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>>63432664
I'd get mad at that
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>>63432664
Decently american/10
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>>63432664
is that like 7 slices of cheese
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hockey beer, senpaitachi.

Lake of bays is pretty good, too.
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>>63432664
Idk what that blur is. Do you have a camera not on a flip phone
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>>63431884
>>63431829

Im white and clean now friends.

>He thinks a chicken wrap isn't for white people.
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Missed the first period

How loose was goose?
How many times Pulcannon's shot missed the net?
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>>63432783

>they seriously also wordfiltered f a m s ?


xD
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>>63432665
>Teams draft from their own cities
>black people play hockey

heheheheheh
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>>63432784
hahaha i took this picture quite a few years ago on a shit phone
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>>63432844
goose was so loose, he didnt even move his stick to score
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>>63432888
i think you got trolled
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>>63432888
Don't the stars have a black guy
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dallas made out like fuckin bandits on the trade for oduya and sharpie.

god damn.
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Finns are stupid and smell like shit
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>>63432974
we lost trevor though :(
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>>63432974
who did they give for them?
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>>63432844
Deflected shot from a shot pass-loose
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>>63432909
Whole new level of looseness
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Hit the fucking net Pulkinen
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I will give $1,000,000 to charity if pulky hits the net or goalie on a one timer
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>>63433075
Get your checkbook out faggot, you're going to need it soon.
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>>63433054
Hes fucking useless until he learns to aim, i don't even think he's trying at this point.

Honestly scratch his ass until he stops fucking around.
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>>63433131
Agreed. What a waste of a shot
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>>63433028
Daley sucks tho.
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>>63433131
FUCK and then he wiffs
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>>63433121
he missed again
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>>63433028
Daley sucked shit, his only use was fulfilling a diversity quota
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>>63433034
oduya got picked up when he said he wasn't going to return to the hawks


the sharp trade was uh, sharp and a prospect for garbutt and trevor daley.
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>>63433313
This won't be the last time he misses, but he's got another 30 minutes.
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>>63433406
holy fucking shit, good job stars
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>>63433409
>He missed the net like 10 times but its ok because he'll probably hit the net once in the next 30 minutes.

Most of those shots he had had good chances if somebody put them on net, even if they didn't score there could be a rebound or tip. He fucking just hits them as hard as he can and it ruins a lot of good chances.
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too much man?
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>"Jonathan Quick's not even in goal..."

tip top kek
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The wongs have literally missed the net on their last 10 shots
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>>63433588
FUCK THE NET

THE REAL MONEY IS IN THE BACK BOARDS


ASK MY GOOD FRIEND PULKKINEN, HE'LL TELL YOU
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>>63433661
"IVE HIT THE BACKBOARDS LIKE 10 TIMES! WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKWITS BEEN DOING?"
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>micky actually calling refpuck against dallas

based
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Took more than 30 seconds to take a shot, fuck.
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Stars killed the fuck out of that penalty fuck yeah
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>>63433781
he'd probably make a great ref
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HIT THE FUCKING NET HOLY FUCK
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all this refpuck and the wings still can't hit the net
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Jyrki Jokipakka sounds like a god damn star wars name.
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athanasiou is doing pretty well
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Detroit is fucking trash
What went wrong?
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>>63434402
No Datsyuk, Franzen, Richards and a bunch of kids
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>>63434690
t b h
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>>63430174

>swedish puberty
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>>63433075
Pay up.
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>>63435589
>He hit the net once

hehehehe
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>>63429799

man that just fucking induces my autism. she would actually be cute if she got all that stupid shit off her face.
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>>63435675
and off her teeth.

fuck just brush them before you leave the house reeeeeeee
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>kronwall
>pretending he is smith
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>Howard playing ded so they blow the wistle
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JIM JAM WAS FLIM FLAMMED
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mrazek tiem
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oh shit
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>>63436145
>you
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>mrazek stealing jimmy's L
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>Green
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>that's a hook
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Now is a perfect time for a meme SHG.
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Spezza is a goon and should be suspended.
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>delay of game
wewlad
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>>63436340
our defense is so good
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I just got back. Why is mrazek out there?
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>>63436392
Howard got kneed in the head. He ded.
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>>63436392
howard is kill
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>>63436340
Why does the league not extend the netting around the boards to remove this penalty?
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>>63436392

skate to the head when the net got crashed. his bell got rung pretty bad,
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>>63436447
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>>63436447
wot?
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Why is tatar so shit... before the season he was rubbing his dick in every single slovak media, that he is prepared to be the leader in detroit, now it is his time...
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>>63436412
>>63436440
>>63436486
Thanks. Rip Howard, long live mrazek
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>2 min for punching some one
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>get charged
>bloody face
>get penulty called against you for roughing for telling guy off

kek
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>that
>2 min for Ericsson
How can the refs be so shit?
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who /detroit/ here
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HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT
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>point of contact was the head

No it wasn't, it was the fucking shoulder.
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>>63436620
>>63436624
>>63436625
Probably making up for the no-call
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SUCK MY DICK REFS YOU FUCKING KEKS
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>these fucking refs

WHAT THE FUCK
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STARS

STOP TRYING TO CONCUSS OUR PLAYERS

YOU FUCKING SHITS
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>>63436669
More like keking up.
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What a joke
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>>63436509
There are nets at each end of the ice to keep pucks from flying out. Why is this netting not around the entire ice?
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>>63436635
we #yzerman ?
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Fuck refs
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>red keks being mad after refpuck for previous 2/3 of game
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games heating up lads
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cheeky little play by lehtonen on that clear, lmao
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>stars players now taking their own teammates out

dallas has a taste for blood desu
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>>63436718
the netting doesnt matter in a delay of game penalty

if you shoot it over the glass, its a penalty
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Stars deserved that no call right there

get fucked
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>>63436718
But that wouldn't get rid of the penalty
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TOP KEK
Smith can avoid getting hit by the other team but hits his own teammates.
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>refs last night
>refs tonight
ree tbqh
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>>63436788
There would be no delay of game because the puck would go "out of play" like it does now when it touches the netting.
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>>63436854
if it touches the net, it's out of play you dunce
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>>63436718
netting is only there because people take hard shots at the net and can either shoot too high or get it deflected up with enough velocity to kill somebody

only one person has ever died from that before all rinks had the netting iirc, but still. it wouldn't be there at all if not for the safety risk.
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>>63436854
Anon I'm enjoy the game stop trolling m8
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>>63436854
This is Ken M level trolling right here.
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>>63436854
the delay of game penalty is there to stop people from lobbing the puck into the stands to stop the play, because that's dangerous as fuck

the netting only goes so far because it's annoying to look through, so it only needs to be on the ends where most of the high pucks go.

Its a penalty because of the severity of danger, just like icing stops the play and brings it back to your end, but icing is completely safe and lobbing it over the net isnt

you fucking retard
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>>63436896
Yea it's "out of play" when it touches the net and not a delay of game. If the netting was extended around and the current netting rule was applied it would elmimiante delay of game and protect spectators.
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>>63437152
its still a delay of game if you shoot it directly into the netting without it touching anything else.
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>>63437210
No.
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This one delay of game faggot is ruining an otherwise great threat.

GG Dallas, pls win the Cup and kek the hawks/kongs.
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OH GOD WINGS WHY


>>63437041
>the delay of game penalty is there to stop people from lobbing the puck into the stands to stop the play, because that's dangerous as fuck
No
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>>63437277
yeah bud, it is
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speak of the devil
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gee gee no re


lot of chances that game
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get rekt niggas
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STAR WIN!!!!!

GG Wingbros better luck next game.
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>>63437314
The puck goes "out of play" and play is stopped and resumes with a face off. There is no penalty assessed.
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>two empty net goals
>4-1
meme score tbqh
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BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY!!
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>>63437406
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>>63437391
there is when you intentionally shoot it into the netting

if it deflects off the goalie, a stick, the goal, a player, whatever, it's not a penalty.

from wiki
Delay of game is a penalty in ice hockey. It results in the offending player spending two minutes in the penalty box. Delay of game is usually called under six circumstances:[1]
A player or goaltender intentionally shoots or throws the puck out of the playing area.
A defensive player in the defensive zone shoots the puck directly (without being deflected) over the glass. This penalty only applies if the player shoots it over the glass. If the puck is shot into the bench, no penalty is assessed.


dont even try to argue that the netting is exempt from this rule
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>>63437152
so your suggestion is that the vision-obscuring netting be wrapped around the entire rink and players being given the ability to flip the puck up into that and delay the game/halt offensive chances by getting the play blown dead without punishment, yes?
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