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Rain will probably be around for awhile
first for /gong/
>>63403196
it's fucking hot lad
2nd for rainball
is this the worst /cric/ thread of all time lads?
who (You) here
>>63403414
(We) out here
>Conrad: "@Tim - Not sure on who is the best, but I am certain Australia's reviews got an order of magnitude better once Watson left the team!"
>LE FUGGG SHANE WATSON meme still in full swing months later
Is Burns a future GOAT?
>>63403628
Nah, flat track bully desu
>>63403628
LITERALLY going to be dropped for Bancroft in two years
>>63403612
wew where do they fall on the spectrum
/obesity goose/ desu
I'm convinced there is a conspiracy to keep the Memester out of the team:
>last year he only gets to play 2(two) Shield games
>was on the squad for the Bangladesh tour, almost certainly was going to play. Tour gets ""cancelled""
>first 2015 Shield match: only gets to bat 17 balls in the match. Is unbeaten on 8*
>second 2015 Shield match: The game is ""abandoned"" on the third day. he doesn't get to bat at all
>>63403758
the """conspiracy""" is a desire to win games
>>63403628
there are a lot of very strong Aussie batsmen obviously, but your roads really do make meh batsmen look good.
You can tell the ones when they get exposed hard outside of Australia.
>you now remember this
lmaoing tbqh at you homebabby c ucks. kill yourselves
>>63
>>63403753
>Durham CC
it's Durham CCC you fucking casual
>>63403816
>Lyon unironically the third highest scorer outside of sundries
>>63403816
well played extras
>>63403816
>Hazlewood not out
GOAT
IMPORTANT QUESTION
is this counted as a rain delay or a tea time extension?
>>63403753
>posting the same thing in every thread
you are the most autistic one here
>>63403922
delay, but they called an early lunch so it can resolve over the break
>>63404012
wow
>>63403922
funny he's the one asking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ0fAD_8_8
>>63404012
#KEEPCRICKETFREE
#NOCEILINGS
#SKYISTHELIMIT
>>63404012
what a deep thinker
>>63404012
does he have amnesia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDaVdhT9UQ
>>63404056
my bad, i didn't mean to give you the (You), it was for >>63404012
>>63404056
umpball
>>63404100
fuck i gave myself the (You) this time. i'm such a freshcunt newfag
americans have ruined /cric/
>>63404180
don't talk about our BSA friends like that
*grabs throat*
back off
>>63404180
This desu
of the 15 posters in this thread, i wonder how many of them have been on 4chan longer than 12 months.
>>63404240
>BSA
what?
>>63404281
bloated south african
>>63404271
I wish I hadn't been here 5 years.
Ended up getting a chicken burger chips and some potato scallops from Out of the Blue
If you live in Sydney and haven't tried their chicken burger you are living half a life
>>63404281
literally a SEETHING fresh off the boat newcunt
>>63404344
gottem
what's YOUR excuse /cric?
>>63404344
being new is better than being old
it means we have had a better life than you
Whats with this massive influx of BSA's (Big Strong Americans)
all of a sudden? Indian expats?
>Slater: who was the best player you played with?
>Michael Hussey: Nathan Lyon
kek
KEK
Warne on suicide watch
Ponting on suicide watch
Gilly on suicide watch
McGrath on suicide watch
>>63404392
miring that bulk on the left
>>63404394
do you have a gf?
MWNN is even more annoying in the cricket forums than on the footy forums.
>>63404456
>visiting cricket or "footy" forums
>>63404480
bigfooty is my go to for everything
MWNN breaks news stories before almost every other media outlet, no idea how he does it but he is extremely reliable
/r/cricket > /cric/
>>63404419
I am of Italian/German heritage.
Your fellow countrymen invited me to enjoy cricky wicky, and might I add, they were very polite about it
>>63404524
tbrceqfhwumlf this
who here /wog/ ?
Maltese masterrace reporting in
>>63403835
this desu
>>63404419
It was thanks to the flawless success of Shane Warne's american endeavour, God Bless Warney For Our BSAs
>>63404511
MWNN's insight is always necessary. Plebs were complaining about the pink ball not lasting 80 overs and he put them in their place by bringing up the white ball used in ODI cricket
This thread is depressing. I can't believe how shit Australian posters have become. I don't know if it's because the best posters aren't here or they just aren't posting much but this is a new low for Australian sports threads on 4chan.
I think I might take a long break from 4chan and come back to see if the Australian Open threads are like they used to be.
americans are the best posters on /cric/
prove me wrong
>you can't
>61 posts
>14 posters
LOL
'good' society
>>63404605
you've been well and truly trolled LAD
come back when you can handle the banter, redditor
>>63404605
Please take a permanent break from 4chan
How are there people who use pokeys unironically? It's the most moronic thing I can think of
And what the fuck is Keno?
>>63404456
LukeParkerNo1 is the worst.
alright since this team is evidently shit and Southee is kill post your NZ XI for the whacker
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Santner
Henry
Bracewell
Wagner
Boult
>>63404605
Josh Reynolds dropping the bombs of truth again
>>63404605
au/sp/ is undoubtedly the freshest "community" on /sp/.
Remember that Caitlin Stasey? The girl on Neighbours who went full SJW because of the evil acting industry? She's reportedly not going to open her mouth as much anymore and focus on the good things in life
Obviously the good little cuuckqueen realised her career was threatened from being a slob kek
>>63404742
>Santner
kek
KEK
3-0 coming up
>>63404742
Boult out tbf
>>63404671
>mistaking images for posters
>pretending to act retarded
either one means you should kill youself
>>63404730
>pokeys
>>63404730
>And what the fuck is Keno?
kek
KEK
guys i'm at the ground the covers are coming back on
>>63404456
He's getting progressively worse.
Pretty soon what little sporting knowledge he has will be replaced by gender politics
>>63404791
>giving (You)s to (You) fishers
kys
>>63404425
how can you UNIRONICALLY say that
Lyon's a great bowler, but he's not even top 3 in the world, while Warne was LITERALLY the greatest leg spinner to ever play the game and he actually knew which end of the bat to hit the ball with
Hell everyone. I hope you enjoy the match and have a nice day. God bless.
>>63404730
pokies are pretty fun desu
I normally go have a couple of beers and throw through $100 on friday arvo after work
Mitchell Santner First Class record:
Batt: 29
Ball: 57
kek
KEK
K E K
daniel L I T E R A L L Y thinks this idiot should be picked. He makes Shitriques look like Sobers.
>>63404777
Can't be as bad as Craig and we might as well
>>63404779
I was gonna leave out Bracewell but we literally don't have enough replacements in the squad lmao
>>63404829
It's already reached that point given he didn't realise that the ball used in ODI cricket does not have to last 80 overs. In fact the balls used now are only used for 25 overs
>>63404881
Would rather pick an allrounder that is shit at everything than somebody that is only good at one thing
when the FUCK is theg ame going to start
>>63404881
>MUH BUG AVERAGES
I'm sorry that we don't have a bunch of 35 year olds with 50+ batting averages to call on big strong asutralian
>>63404605
Australian posters have never been good
What is it with people on 4chan always remembering "the good old days" when 4chan was always shit
>>63404886
Boult should be fine when he regains his pace. He's down about 10kms since his stress fracture.
>>63404886
>I was gonna leave out Bracewell but we literally don't have enough replacements in the squad lmao
Chris Martin comeback when?
>>63404925
that kind of thinking is what left >us with fatshit for a decade
>>63404925
reminder that bitsa cricketers are shit.
>>63404730
scratchies on pooicide watch
>>63404944
An average of 35 in the Shield is worth about 50 in New Zealand
Burns & Khawaja both average <40 and they both destroyed >you
>>63404926
>theg ame
>the game
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>63404625
>>63404625
>mfw that was my shitty image and I got no (you)'s for it
>>63405018
Kill yourself David, I know this is you
>>63404948
I wasn't here in 2012: The Post.
who /atthegame/ here?
>>63405103
haven't been watching
is play starting soon?
>>63404925
kek
KEK
There has literally been 1 genuine All rounders of all time (Sobers). Everyone else has been either a batitng or a bowling allrounder.
>>63404770
If she doesn't open her mouth in casting more often she won't have a career.
>>63405103
what a shit turnout
it was packed yesterday
>>63405103
nice pic u took off twitter m8
>>63405103
no one, apparently
>let's check every fucking square inch of the ground for traces of water before we go back on
Just play the fucking game, lads!
>>63404948
2010 4chan was fucking gr8 m8
>>63405132
Keith Miller?
Imran Khan averaged over 50 with the bat during the 1980s
Jacques Kallis used to be able to bowl over 150kmph
>>63405103
brisbane are sydney-tier at attending sporting events
>>63405103
just you by the looks of it
Fucking Healy shut the fuck up
>>63405175
>giving the kiwis more excuses to blame their shit playing on the ground
think I might preload fallout 4 on my ps4 desu
>>63405179
Tbf I've heard it's a shit place to watch cricket.
>>63405176
miller was a bowling allrounder
Kahn was a bowling allrounder
Kallis was a batting allrounder
>>63404948
It's because they need to believe in their hearts that there is something good about being on 4chan for five years. Bragging about "the good old times" is literally like bragging about being a bigger loser than everyone else here.
t. proud freshcunt
Healy>Chappel
Too much fucking bureaucracy in cricket nowadays. The players want to play, just fucking let them.
>>63405243
>miller was a bowling allrounder
he was a bowler primarily but he batted top4 and if he wasn't a bowler would have been a GOAT batsman
Keith Miller is the closest thing to a pure allrounder there has ever been
>>63405281
I chappel > heals> g chappel >>> t chappel
>paying a minimum of $40 to watch a rain effected day when you could be comfy at home
>>63405266
>t. proud freshcunt
who else here /onlybeenoncricsincetheCWC/ ?
can you call Watson a batting allrounder if his bowling was the only decent thing he could do?
>>63405243
>miller was a bowling allrounder
lol no
There are shitloads of genuine allrounders at FC level, at test level one generally tends to stick out a bit due to higher levels, but there are guys that bat top 3 and open the bowling in FC sides.
>>63405321
>minimum of $40
Never been to the Gabba, is it that expensive?
>tfw we never had all these fancy machines to take the water off the field
>local team into semi finals
>I'm an all rounder
>need 4 runs to win
>two wickets in hand
>WALLOP the ball
>it lands in a puddle of water literally 30cm from the boundary
>completely stops
>only make two runs
>get bowled out next ball
>lose the match
I fucking hate rain so much
>>63405321
>comfy at home without paying
>in the home of cricket you have to pay ridiculous subscriptions to just watch it
>tfw the mods killed bro culture
>>63405327
/thatonetimemccullumgot300/ here
>>63405357
Yes. ranges from 40 for cheap seata to 120
Andrew Symonds is the ONLY genuine all rounder there has ever been
>good batter
>good off spinner
>good medium pace bowler
>good fielder
>>63405266
>>63405327
What website(s) did you use before finding 4chan? Be honest
>>63405383
No wonder there's nobody there. The MCG is like half that.
Holy fuck, they're playing Deerhunter on Channel 9 RIGHT NOW
>>63405327
/fcn/ (freshcunt nation) desu (です)
>>63405346
im not him but Miller ended up being a better bowler than batsman even if he could have been GOAT at both
My Grandad watched Keith Miller for pretty much his entire career and basically said he just didnt give a shit about batting and constantly threw away his wicket.
Miller could be picked in an all-time World XI for his bowling alone but not his batting.
But he'd obviously get in automatically as an allrounder.
>>63405243
Miller had a first class batting average of 48.
Imran Khan averaged 50 with the bat over an entire decade.
Kallis had a better bowling average than Sobers.
At their peaks Miller and Khan would have made their national teams based on batting and bowling alone.
Kallis and Sobers probably couldn't but that isn't because they weren't test class bowlers.
Greg Matthews is a contender for GOAT allrounder if his career was a bit longer
>>63404605
we've all moved to 8ch m8
>>63405411
for cricket? I only browsed cricinfo and listened to podcasts like switchhit, again, off cricinfo
I discovered >leddit through 4chan, ironically
>>63405432
pleb music for plebs
>New Zealand 1%
>>63405432
overrated movie
hated that contrived wedding scene that was so obviously ripped straight from the Godfather.
>>63405411
For cricket? Nothing really, just cricinfo. Never really saw the point in discussing it. I had been using 4chan for nearly 2 years on other boards before I thought "hey maybe there are people on the sports board who talk about cricket". It had literally never occurred to me to check.
>>63405306
he batted at 4/5 and had an average of 37. Look at everyones career averages in that invincibles team.
Barnes averaged 63
Morris averaged 47
Bradman averaged 99
Hasset averaged 47
Brown averaged 47
Harvey averaged 48
Sure his bowling would have affected his batting performance, but his batting wasn't as strong as people make it out to be. A Bowling average of 22 makes him a bowling all rounder.
>/sp/ will never be good again
>you come here everyday in the hope that it's gotten better since the day before
>it never does
>you stay here all day and night trying to recapture those memories and feels from 2011-2013
>>63405490
>there are cricket podcasts
Autists
>>63405538
talking about the band m8, they were playing Snakeskin over the scorecard
>there are UNIRONICALLY """people""" ITT that did not post alongside the Mount Rushmore of au/sp/, the Goose-Convict-Pwnstar triumvirate
>>63405131
play resumes in 10 minutes m8
>>63405387
sobers lad
>>63405557
>averaging under 50
fucking casuals
>>63405565
I would love a laid back cricket podcast done by a couple of banterous lads
>>63405031
Sorry lad, I laughed when I first saw it
>>63405561
i say ban anyone who talks anything fucking daniel related and it'll start getting better
Starc's face is fucking covered with scars, I honestly feel bad for the lad
he'd be pretty handsome without that shit
>>63405612
I would only listen to it if it were done by normal people and not wealthy private school rugby poonion type people.
>>63405612
I havent listened to switch hit for ages (all the personnel have changed) but Miller+Gnasher+JHB was pretty comfy
>>63405663
Serves his parents for inter-breeding
>>63405656
People who constantly bitch about how great the zerogoose era was are worse than danielposters, prove me wrong
>>63405572
Would matt be the teddy roosevelt of the au/sp/ mt rushmore?
Would love to go out with the boys one night and then end up back in Starcy and MJ's hotel room with a couple of tarted up blonde bitches from Tasmania or wherever the fuck we are and just watch them tee off on each one until they can't walk. Starcy would shred the skin off the pussies of each bitch and MJ would walk around licking that shit up. I would enter at the end once these sluts are completely ruined and unable to walk and just plow away at their withering anuses
>>63405699
t. daniel
>>63405699
I am 100% certain you were NOT here during said era, which is why you desperately want to believe that this danielposting era is better.
kys freshcunt
>>63405663
He also has to meet Ian Healy at his girlfriends family Christmas dinners
fuck, the toyota chick could get it lads
>>63405699
seething freshcunt detected
Reminder that Matt's Simpsons song was the GOAT /cric/ moment.
Zerogoose was always a bit player in au/sp/ and /cric/ in general.
There were other elite tripfags that allowed Goose to play his role without him being built up into the demigod that he is now.
Goose operated best in the shadows while connie, JFBF and TGCK took the limelight
Is there an easier sport to bet on than Cricket, lads?
finally
>>63405699
t. retarded newcunt normalcunt fresh off the boat from Reddit and Facebook
>>63405795
>not the goose dox
The 2013 and 2013/14 Ashes era was the best. Not because of zerogoose but we actually had some anons who knew their shit so it was a good mix of banter and cricket discussion
>>63405834
>posting a random profile from facebook is a dox
>>63405810
>TGCK
wew lad
>>63405763
>danielposting era is better.
I literally never said that. Of current posters, I find people who constantly going on about how LE CLASSIC :DDD 2013 was FAR worse than anyone who posts about Daniel.
>>63405858
>random
kek. freshie detected
>India still not using DRS
I MEAN COMEON, ITS 2015
>>63405861
he was a huge part of /cric/ during that era
ignoring him is choosing to ignore the reality of what /cric/ really is
>mon visage quand nobody here remembers the good old days of /sp/ because they are all new
>>63405656
the glory years of /sp/ coincided with heaps of off topic posting and light moderation though
>>63405842
>we had some anons who pulled stats off cricinfo to try and impress the big strong tripfaggots
Ftfy
>Ready for some action
>Test cricket
>Action
Kill yourself Mark Nicolas
>63405877
confirmed poorious
>>63405917
t. daniel
>>63405946
wew
>>63405708
Matt was not one of the forefathers of au/sp/, although he was probably the most significant figure post flag introduction.
squirt squirt
>>63405922
There were a few guys who were obviously autistic enough to attend shield games and knew what they were talking about it. I think they sparked zerogooses fall because they exposed him for as a cricinfo stat baby
Guppy's got his average above 30 again I see
Wonder if he can keep it there. Only 23 runs to go
>>63405946
Why does that woman have a penis?
>http://www.baka.com.au/world/new-york-times-introduces-sausage-rolls-to-americans-confusion-reigns-20151107-gkth3s.html
ITS HAPPENING LADS.
>>63405903
boy or girl?
Ian Baker Finch on pooicide watch
>>63405967
Same with roosevelt and his contributions to national parks (mt rushmore)
>>63405989
>Posting it again so you can have replies again
Kill yourself you loner
>>63405989
>baka
every time
>>63405917
This
Back before /cric/ and /rug/ and when Football was fighting to be accepted on /sp/ it was all power rankings and country wars. /sp/ is a mere shadow of what it was
>>63405942
nah not Daniel, and its true, hence why people always bitch about the Janitor, because /sp/ moderation has become harsher and most off topic stuff outside peak american hours gets deleted
>>63405977
I would honestly go to shield games if I had anyone to go with. Don't want to be that guy that goes to cricket on his own. My mates only go to BBL/tests.
>>63405946
it wasn't random joshie. Connie found gooses world of warcraft profile then managed to track goose down through a guild listing and a facebook group
>>63406038
I'm going to be called a massive weab but there is a reason why /a/ is the only major board that has managed to maintain any sort of standards over the years. And that is because of self moderation.
Mods and janitors can't do anything.
>>63406038
t. daniel
>>63406100
josh reynolds wasn't there at that time
Ivan was the one spamming the traps in /cric/
Josh reynolds emerged during the 2013 NRL season
>>63406079
m8 it's comfy as fuck
I bring my laptop and do uni work at our ones, because free entry and shit
>>63406032
>/rug/
kek get the fuck outta here
nobody cares about that weak shit
>>63405989
>Americans appropriating our proud culture
TRIGGERED
>>63406100
>gooses world of warcraft profile
cant make this shit up
>>63406126
>babbys first time danielposting
>>63406112
fucking weeb end your pathetic life m8
>>63406021
literally first time that link has been posted
>>63406126
No you fucking cock I'm daniel, get your shit right
>>63406100
I thought it happened becasue goose accidentally left his real email in the email field
>>63406212
this one is hot, would tenderly wrap my lips around that feminine cock of hers
>>63406147
Fuck m8 learn to read
>>63406212
this. ivan only came into existance after me and joshie were argueing about the gay league and how lowy was ruining football in the country
>>63406212
stop taking credit for Ivan's hard work
You just piggybacked on his hard work the following NRL season and then never left while Ivan has moved on to bigger and better things
>>63406100
>SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SUCH A CUNT TO ME
>>63406261
ivan has been here longer than i have
>>63406231
thats how connie found his world of warcraft profile m8
>>63406252
not furious, just hate faggots desu
Convict posts on a mudslime cricket forum
>>63406305
traps aren't gay
>>63406285
top kek evrytiem
when was goose ever a cunt to connie before the doxxing? or was it just part of a ruse to try and throw goose off his trail before it was revealed who doxxed him?
even 3 years later we still wonder
>>63406255
THIS is au/sp/. (You) are merely a guest here.
FUCK. This invasion of Kiwis is triggering as fuck desu. The World Cup was a mistake.
>>63406298
the person, but not the persona m8
>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this
It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".
I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.
Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.
The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.
Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.
Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
>>63406325
more a reference to the faggots who post them familymember
>>63406321
he's in prison you fucking idiot
>>63406353
moar pls
>>63406337
there is no persona though...
ivan quitely posts here. most of you make up all this other shit up in your own heads.
I like how the oldcunts have won and the thread has just turned into them discussing things among themselves
newcunt normslcunts who don't understand what they're reading getting triggered as fuck
>>63406363
sure he is
Well Graeme Swann had done it
The England team had won it
With Michael Clarke wasting all his reviews
Khawaja's dismissal made worldwide news
While bad weather ensured that England wouldn't lose
We're talkin cricket
From Trent Bridge to Manchester
Talkin Cricket
Stuart Broad and Alastair
Ian Bell hitting to cow corner
Joe Root and his run in with Warner
We're talkin Bresnan
Prior and Pieter (sen)
We're talkin cricket
From Trent Bridge to Manchester
Talkin Cricket
Stuart Broad and Alastair
Ian Bell hitting to cow corner
Joe Root and his run in with Warner
We're talkin Bresnan
Prior and Pieter (sen)
>>63406363
>LE CONVIGT IS IN PRIZZON XDXDXD
trip on
>OH GOD I'M SUCH A COCK-LOVING FAGGOT POO PEE kek KEK
>>63406353
you have no endgame, you are all talk and your gimmick has been the fucking same for years.
Ivan is what you want to be. But you will never reach the heights he reached. Forever a piece of shit that nobody in au/sp/ remembers because you are so fucking forgettable.
But keep reminding us that you exist every thread you fucking loser
Well Andy Flower had done it
The England team had won it
With Dharmasena grinning all the while
Watson's tragic shitness made us smile
While Joe Root lay unconscious on the barroom tile
We're talkin' cricket
From Lord's to The Oval
Talkin' cricket
Baddin's keeping was woeful
Alastair's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Smith and his run-in with the floor (as a newborn)
We're talkin' Cancer
Brezzers and the JART
>>63406391
Trip ON
Proxy OFF
desu i really just partake in danielposting because it makes so many of the "XD AUSTRALIA RUNS /CRIC/ XD GO AWAY POOP PEAALNAD YOUR IRELAVANT XDDXDXD" cunt get really really mad
>>63406380
most of the newfag normalcunts have simply just stopped posting while this is going on, rather than outing themselves as being new
except for that 1 (ONE) Poo Peelander who is so DESPERATELY ANGRY that he'll NEVER be a true and accepted member of /cric/, and will always be a newcunt, who is making SEETHING posts trying to somehow prove that danielposting is the better era.
>>63406425
>using a meme based joshie pioneered
based
>>63406423
Well Andy Flower had done it
>1 syllable too many
Watson's tragic shitness made us smile
>1 syllable short, didn't even think to include the word 'Shane' because he's a retarded faggot
While Joe Root lay unconscious on the barroom tile
>which has nothing to do with anything, he wasn't punched and knocked out in a bar you fucking retards. 'Joe Root and his run in with Warner' actually makes sense and isn't retarded
From Lord's to The Oval
>again 1 syllable to short
Baddin's keeping was woeful
>right amount of syllables but this whole fucking line flows retardedly because of the way those syllables are spaced out
Alastair's grotesquely swollen jaw
>hurrr he copied the exact same line from the simpsons lol so funny and clever XD XD
Steve Smith and his run-in with the floor
>another non sequitur line that makes no fucking sense
face it, Zerogoose's version is shit and you're probably Zerogoose samefagging (because tripfags always post as anon and praise themselves like the pathetic little cunts they are)
lads how do you block tripfags
Can this be one of those days where we revive trip cred for the night?
I got that vibe right now desu senpai
Poosterkek W U @?
I've come into this thread today to come clean about a few things.
I've written just about every recent copypasta concerning Australian tripfags, I've made in paint, photoshop and meme generators, just about every trip associated picture that has been circulating this past year, If you've ever seen anybody impersonating a trip it was more than likely me. I post under an American flag frequently just to samefag my threads, and I post with american trips. I was the one that started the whole "rate trips on the axis graph" thing. Not to mention the thousands of off topic posts and threads I've started as anon, I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been banned.
I'm responsible for so many >gayfl, >thugby, "when do they start sucking dick?" posts it's not even funny
I'm sweetspot, fake JFBF and various other australian and American short lived trips over the past year that have generally been shitty rip offs of other trips. I get bored around 400 posts, I took great pride in destroying any trip that went public by smashing any "reputation" that trip had by posting with it constantly. There are literally too many to list, My life has changed dramatically and I'm not on /sp/ 8 hours a day now.
I'm a 20 year old from broken Hill, I hate most sports. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm saying goodbye to /sp/ forever and I'm sure you'll notice a massive drop in Australian shitposting, I reckon I've made about 300 posts a day since the Euro WC.
sorry lol
>>63406484
It's all about (You) cred now
+1 (You) cred to get things started
>>63406443
>he's not a muscular, intelligent au/sp/ poster AND a charming, popular Danielposter
Kek.
KEK.
let me guess, you probably post about cricket or something, lmao
best thing that happened in /cric/
>>63406451
this.
poo peeland and seething freshies on pooicide watch
>OH GOD FUCK YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FRESHCUNTS AND I'M THE MAN DESPITE BEING A MENTALLY ILL CUM-GARGLING FAGGOT
I've had enough of /sp/, I know it's in my best interests not to come here anymore .
/afl/ sadly has gone to shit, the amount of Sandgropers has become intolerable and I just can't be bothered wading through the shit anymore.
I used to have fun in /afl/ but now it's predictable and boring. being an australian trip in /afl/ used to be unique, now it's overrun with mediocre trips.
/afl/ used to have fun and witty banter , now the threads are dominated by the same people having the same argument every night.
I've always made it pretty clear I know fuck all about league and post about SC only.
now it's a seen as "trying to spread my trip cred" and I just can't be fucked being attacked every time I post. I'm out of contention for /nrl/ SC finals anyway
/cric/ is obviously just warming up, I'm going to cop the blame for just about every new trip and gimmick I can just see it, I can obviously also see why.
I'm not interested in that shit anymore but if I trip in /cric/ now I'm just putting myself out there to be accused for the inevitable shitposting. so why bother.
I'll still check in as anon, but convict and my trip, 200 x 300 pics is done. When I jumped on /sp/ today I read the end of last nights /cric/ and /afl/ threads.
It was quite amusing, that athlete trip is blank trip. no doubt. I told blank trip to fuck off and called him a faggot a couple of times the other night and said he was the worst australian trip.
the very next night athlete is born, 24 hours later athlete/blank trip is samefagging the fuck outta threads with his anal devastation about me.
as I said very amusing but I just can't be bothered keeping up the 'convict' persona anymore.
Alot of truth was in those posts though. like the fact I've never actually doxxed anyone, like the fact I'm just a lonely guy, like the fact I need a life.
that's where the truth ends. it's been a fun 12 months but time for me to move on and put my mind to bettering my life instead of pretending to have someone elses.
>>63406549
this
When THE FUCK is that new Frank Ocean dropping lads?
Who's the worst bigfooty poster lads?
Hard mode: no MWNN
>Charles Bronson
>Mid 30s and still posting on 4chan
>Mid 30s and still makes homophobic "jokes"
>Went to a public school
>Dropped out of year 10
>Failed TWO tafe courses
>Is a boilermaker
>Claims to have "trained with champion boxers"
>Pussied out of a fight with someone 10 years his junior
>Plays WW2 flight simulators
>Admits to samefagging in threads
>Uses the expression "Haters make me famous" unironically.
>Self admitted virgin
>Confirmed single
who /comfy/ here?
I told you lads /cric/ was always shit
All this nostalgia for such stupid garbage
What's for lunch lads?
Double Quarter Pounder meal, 20 McNuggets and 3x Big Mac sauces here.
>>63406549
>this post
>underrated as all fuck
Pick literally all.
Reminder /cric/ is the most cancerous community on /sp/. It is literally full of retarded normalcunts who just post the same lame bullshit over and over again.
>LE EBIN BASED TONE XD XD
>LE EBIN BACK ON YOUR BOAT XD XD
>LE EBIN REFERRING TO A PLAYER BY THEIR INITIALS XD XD
>LE EBIN STOVE SMOTH XD XD
>LE EBIN IMPLYON XD XD
>LE EBIN GRIGET XD XD
Literally kill yourselves, you genuinely fucking pieces of cancerous retarded shit who should ALL burn in hell and be tortured there forever, like the pieces of cunt you fucking are.
>>63406631
not really, it's fucking hot lads
Hugh's your girlfriend?
>>63406659
honestly, this
The thing is, I didn't hate any trip to begin with. But over time as you are exposed to them more and more and begin to see what they are truly like, you begin to hate them.
I started browsing /sp/ in 2011, au/sp/ wasn't even a thing back then and wouldn't be a thing until flags were introduced.
I took a break from /sp/ right before the Olympics started and didn't come back until the start of 2013 right when it was NRL pre season. I remember following the NFL playoffs and hearing about JFBF and followed his journey through the playoffs. On the day the Ravens won the owl, I remember his victory thread and in that thread there was a lot of drama started by Convict, but of course I had no idea who Convict was at this time. The thread really confused me because I was just there to talk about JFBF's epic prediction and prophecy, but the thread descended into shit.
So then from there I was just posting in /nrl/ threads, continuing with my spamming of Basedogs shit like I had done in the 2012 pre season threads. This was when I was first properly introduced to Goose and Convict (I had no idea who Convict was in the JFBF thread until much later). I had no problem with them at all.
I was even one of the people who would constantly beg Goose to make gifs and Convict to make OC and then say 'thank you based Goose/Convict' or some shit like that when they delivered. Convict too was nice for fantasy discussion because I joined the /nrl/ SC league and love playing fantasy.
But as the season slowly progressed, I began to hate these two, and trips in general. Convict, with his constant attention grabbing by rehashing the same shitty 'OC' that was just the same pic with a different team's colours. But what really pissed me off about Convict was the lies he would perpetuate, the shit about having a wife and kids and being a drug dealer. Then when he posted that collage of someone else's kid posing with Western Bulldogs players whilst claiming it was his son, I fucking lost it.
>>63406631
This thread has gotten comfier now that I know some of my other OG real au/sp/ homies are still out here
>tfw seeing #mfw all over social media
>thought 4chan had gone full normie
>turns out it's Melbourne Fashion Week
Phew desu lads
fucking hell lads
this post >>63406415
absolutely destroyed Josh Reynolds. He won't be back tonight unless he now has to start posting again to "le prove he isn't fucking furious as fucK" lmfao
kill yourself joshie
t. ivan
>>63406659
F R E S H
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>>63406708
Then there was Goose, with his constant attempts at being 'that cricket guy' and pretending to know shit about other sports when it's clear he doesn't. I think I really started to hate Goose when he tried posting in /rug/ threads pretending he followed the Wallabies. Then it all exploded in the Ashes when I made that Simpsons song. That's when I really let loose on Goose. But what really shits me about Goose is the image he tries to present of himself when posting with his trip. From his 'I'm going to reply to this random cricket question that popped up with my trip on' when au/sp/ is at maximum shitposting, to his constant use of ironic shitposting when he encounters a person with an opinion he deems to be edgy or in your face or whatever, even if the issue they raised is legitimate (see: people criticizing EA of being a horrible company and him going 'le fuck le system, down with corporations XD XD' in response)
I don't specifically remember when, but at some point in 2013 I started meticulously studying the posting behaviour of Goose and Convict, whether they posted as trip or as anon. I remember this one time an 'anon' tried posting about fantasy in /nrl/ and posted his team. I went to the SC league to find which team the screenshot belonged to and surprise surprise, it was Convict.
But this summer has really gone to another level. Goose being caught samefagging and forgetting to turn his trip off all but confirmed what type of person he is. Who knows what fucking kind of posts he makes as anon, whilst he tries to present this image of 'that mature trip who always discusses cricket when everyone is shitposting and plays video games and definitely isn't some annoying shitposting cunt'.
Anyway, that's the end of my story. These two faggots have made me hate trips. I haven't even talked about Roosterman, and he's right up there in terms of tripfags I hate the most.
>>63406672
Ivana say I got one, but i don't ;_;
>>63406655
I usually just get a Double Quarter Pounder and a cheeseburger.
Haven't had fries or a soft drink in years
>>63406738
This is the post (or two posts) that made me, in my opinion. It was here where my career really set off.
I started out 2013 as just Basedogs from the /nrl/ SC league. I also recognized Milky and called him out somewhere near the beginning of the year. However at this time, there was no link between 'Milky's friend' and 'Basedogs from SC'. A little while later, I started ironically tripping as '/nrl/ bro' in /afl/, and Milky recognized me as Basedogs from SC due to 'having similar posting styles'. I decided to confess to Milky that I was also the guy who went to school with him. So now there was a link between the three identities, Milky's friend, Basedogs from SC, and /nrl/ Bro.
Then of course came the 2013 Ashes series in England. You know, the famous series where I started going all out on Obesitygoose. Initially Obesitygoose thought I was 'Angry Iggle', and would always reply to me in such a way (remember the cringeworthy 'IYA CAN'T CONTRAL MAH ANGER!!!' responses that he would post to me?).
Somewhere down the track, I became known as 'trip obsessor' because I was not only attacking goose, but Convict as well. Of course, the Basedogs/Milky's Friend//nrl/ Bro identities were not linked with 'trip obsessor' at this time.
>>63406655
just coffee tbqh
still want to shed a few kg, but it's fucking hard lads
>>63406766
>all of these all-run fours
Tell me again, ausfailians, what is the point in having enormous boundaries?
Roosterman is posting in this thread RIGHT NOW without his trip
>>63406776
This continued through to the next Ashes series. This is where I made those famous two posts, where I went on a rant about Goose and Convict. Then a random 'anon' (hint: it was me) made a post that recognized me as Basedogs from SC aka Milky's Friend aka /nrl/ Bro due to the implications I made in my post (the stuff about seeing Convict post his SC team). Yes, that was me who made that post. You all thought it was a random anon who had 'pieced together the puzzle', but it was me samefagging. Thus the link between 'trip obsessor' and the other three personalities was made. Then a little while after this, I became known as Matt. Apparently, Obesitygoose coined this term. However when I myself was first personally called 'Matt', it wasn't by Goose, but a random anon. So apparently Obesitygoose incorrectly accused a random anon of being me when he first coined 'Matt'. And I guess it was the Matt name that made me. It was a label, to put together ALL of the different personalities I had (Basedogs from SC, Milky's friend, /nrl/ Bro and Trip Obsessor - they were all just referred to as Matt from then on).
So there is my story to clear up any confusion. To Roosterman, many of the aggressive posts that you think aren't me, are actually me. If this is the reason why you are so chummy with me, because you believe I am 'not angry or autistic like most people think I am', then you are sadly mistaken.
This new tripcode I now have is also convenient. Too often have I seen people be falsely accused of being me, and similarly me be falsely accused of being someone else. There is of course the constant 'false flag' accusations (fun fact: I was the one that pushed the term 'false flagging' in au/sp/ and made it a popular shitposting technique). I won't be using this tripcode all the time, but it should act as a convenient way of confirming which posts are mine, whenever I feel the need to show myself when people mistakenly believe certain anons are me, when they are not.
1. Only +1 and -1 credits will be valid
2. Only credits with a reason will be valid
>i.e a sentence explaining why the trip cred has been given
3. Any mention of a trip is an automatic +1
4. Any accusation of samefagging is a +1 to that trip
5. From today, 8th of November December 2015 all threads made by a trip will be counted
6. All trips will start at 0 from today 8th of November December 2015
7. Should anon win an au/sp/ fantasy league - any sport - they will be eligible to provide +10 or -10 to a trip of their choosing. Should a trip win a fantasy league, they will gain +10 trip cred
Can you cunts shutup about your man-drama and shitpost about cricket?
Was this thread the nail in the coffin for /cric/?
>>63406815
Based, definitely one of the MOST slept on au/sp/ personalities. His legacy is low-key elite.
>>63406804
to force the batsmen to work for their runs
nothing worse than batsmen getting easy boundaries off shit shots
>>63406831
can I join :DDDDD
>>63406804
whoops i replied silly me :D
>>63406386
>implying convict could post without his trip for this long
>implying convict could keep up a gimmick for this long
>>63406650
Kek
I know for a fact you're depressed as fuck and feel hopeless over the state of the world. You are addicted to shitposting and /wwe/ and keep coming here. It is medication for you. A distraction that takes up most of your time, whilst the hopeless, depressed part of you is pushed to the back. Anime also fulfills this purpose for you.
But of course away from here you can't hide it. I bet when you're not shitposting here, the state of the world eats away at you. You know why things are the way the are. You know about what goes on behind the scenes. But you also know everyone is too stupid and brainwashed to realize, let alone care. And this fucking scares you. As the world continues to deteriorate, you know it's just gonna get worse and there's nothing you can do about it. And you waste your time here, using it as a distraction.
Please don't try to damage control, because everything I've posted is correct. You've discovered things that you can't undiscover, and your mind will never be the same again.
So go on, put on your little shitposting face. I know it's not the real you. The scared you. The hopeless you. The depressed you. The you that sees the world for what it is, but can't do a single fucking thing about it.
>>63406831
Are namefriends eligible?
>>63406785
Limit your carbohydrates to the functional minimum.
Have a few slices of bread a day along with a handful of fruit and then make the rest of your meals meat, dairy and vegetables
>>63406873
Yeah I understand that but like isn't there a point where it's too big? When run fours happen that's it IMO
Although this is more down to slow outfield + big field
>>63406883
I think i'll open it up to NZ'ers this time around as I don't think there will be a high takeup of trips
To me, it seems Matt has wild mood swings. He can engage in mature discussion and light hearted, friendly banter sometimes. And at other times he is very aggressive, angry and just generally hates everyone. I think he is bipolar or schizophrenic or something. He clearly has wil
The thing about Matt is, there is a part of him that is an 'act' for the sake of forcing gimmicks and furthering his '/sp/ identity' so to speak. Stuff like the Philadelphia Eagles shit he is trying to push, with his constant 'muscular' and 'literal and objective' meme posting. That's the gimmicky, banterous 'act'. Then there's the other side of Matt. The one that gets angry all the time, calls people 'normalcunts', criticises 'ausfailian cricket bogans' and the like. They're all the same person Roosterman.
But I think it's clear he lets his real self come out too much, which is where the aggression and attacking comes from. He can't just put on a 'shitposting face' (that's his own term that he has used to describe other people, but it ironically applies to him as well) all the time. It's clear he let's his real self intrude on his posting far too often when he encounters posts he doesn't like.
I can see why you might think these posts aren't 'the real Matt', but like you I have also been studying his posting behavior, and it's clear to me he has conflicting personalities. It's funny, he calls other people 'mentally ill' all the time, but I think it is him that is mentally ill.
>>63406908
No, you need to trip. It's in order to ensure the integrity of the tally.
Bantercroft brings up another century
how do i become a normie
>>63406934
it's been raining my friend
Warner and Burns didn't have any troubles :^)
>>63406831
Anyone have the image of the fallout this trip cred shit did?
>Thank you based diarrhea
>>63406896
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG FOREIGNER
>>63406908
no. you must trip to gain tripcred
>>63406966
>get a job
>get a gf
>stop coming here as much
>>63406831
Oh boy, trip cred is back!!
>>63406961
you have no idea what ivan's end game is
kys josh
>>63406987
+1 tc
correct usage of a topical meme
>XD GUPPY IS A ONE DAY BABBY
>XD KANE IS A LE TEST BABBY
Yeah, I promised not to ruin /cric/, but then when I realized that a lot of the people that I hate from /nrl/ would be posting here I decided fuck it, I'm gonna go and ruin /cric/ as well
It's the fault of other people you know. Don't do any of the following and I won't create drama:
>non ironic use of emotes such as :(, :'( :')
>use of shitty facebook-tier memes
>use of ellipses (...)
>discussion of betting (ultimate normalcunt bullshit)
>discussion of normalcunt things in general
>typing in a way that makes it obvious you're a newcunt/normalcunt (this covers a wide array of things, too many to list here)
>typing in a way that makes it obvious you're from /nrl/
But no, you cunts can't adhere to any of these simple rules and now you will pay the price. YOU are the ones ruining /cric/, not me. You people belong on forums. You belong on Cricketweb, r/cricket and your respective team's official forum, and most importantly facebook. You do not belong here. Fuck off. Kill yourself. And fuck off again. And then kill yourself again.
>>63406883
You are honestly SEETHING that you can never be one of the "old boys" in /cric/. These days, since you've come to /sp/, you live for /cric/ and like to think of yourself as an integral and relevant part of this community, and that you're up to date and in touch with the culture of /cric/.
Because of this, it REALLY hits you hard when people mention the "good ol' days" of /cric/ because you simply weren't there. You can't get involved in the discussion and it makes you feel like you are less relevant and important. The worst thing, for you, is that you know this is a fact you cannot change. You can't go back in time and experience the golden age of /cric/ like many of us did, so instead you go into damage control attack mode to somehow try and convince others that THIS age is better.
Don't worry freshfriend. I'm sure in a few years people will look back at this "danielposting" era and think of it as a golden age. (LMAO NOT LIKELY)
- kys
test
>>63406914
No.
JFBF was relevant for about 5 minutes. Go into any /nfl/ thread now and only 2 or 3 people will remember him
Are you anons going to buy my biography?
>>63407023
+1 TC For appropriate name
>>63407048
Stats Autist on UTTER pooicide Timex Weekender
Thanks so much for this guys. I was getting genuinely triggered when all those newcunts were talking shit earlier in the thread, so to see you launch this all out attack on /cric/ has been pleasing to see.
>>63407066
yay lads i did it. after all these years i've learned how to become a tripfag
What are we calling the era in between the Zerogoose era and the Daniel era (like end of 2013- November 2014)
>>63406650
>All this nostalgia for such stupid garbage
This line right here tells me all I need to know about you. You're just another youngfag retard who thinks he has 'seen the light' after reading a bunch of posts on 4chan. The media goes far deeper than what your retarded pleb youngfag mind currently believes. Pandering to the 'SJW crowd' is only one of a million things the media does, you absolutely fucking retarded goyim.
It's like you actually have a sense of smugness about you over the fact you think you have 'discovered the truth', when in reality you are as ignorant to the truth as you have always been.
>>63407126
post-Goose
>>63407126
The ayylmao era
Who /warneswarriors/ here?
>>63407126
based /nrl/ runs /sp/ era
>>63407126
post-Goose/matt era/dark ages
Your life is terrible, and you are a failure.
You are ugly and have a shit body with shit genetic potential.
You are, at best, of average intelligence.
You have no job, or a dead end job.
Your financial situation is in dire straits.
You have no friends and no social life at all.
No close family, and certainly no girlfriend.
The only thing you had was seeing your cricket team and chatting about them with your e-friends on your 4chan social club like the pathetic loser you are.
Just fucking kill yourselves.
>>63407068
Shows you how UTTERLY fairweather and casual the /nfl/ "community" is if they DO NOT have a strong appreciation for the history, the foundations of their "social club".
Kek.
much better
>>63407149
goose, conny even roosterman have a bigger legacy than flacco
It was honestly pretty shit having to look down and see someone like Shaun Marsh open the batting for Australia.
Or the fact that Glenn Maxwell was selected to bat at 3 in the last test I could have played in.
I'll remind you all the Joe Burns may have scored on this flat wicket against a bunch of trundlers but it is nothing compared to my dominance of Sheffield Shield cricket, my 20+ first class centuries and my twin centuries in South Africa.
He plays too square and fishes outside off and will be found out.
>>63407074
Will Clarke write the foreword?
>>63407196
/cric/ died when PJ Hughes died
prove me wrong
he was LITERALLY the golden child of /cric/
>>63407074
can i get a signed copy?
>>63407184
BRIDDY GUD :D
To be honest I'm bored of all this. The constant shitfest over the past few weeks has let me spend less and less time on /sp/ and I've kind of liked it. With the cricket season coming up I don't want to get drawn back into posting too often again, so I'm going to drop the trip completely. I will not post under that trip anymore. You can screencap this if you need. I'm not going to give the trip out because of autists like Matt, but this'll be the last post under it.
I doubt said autists will believe it, but after this post I also won't be mentioning/defending or eluding to my trip while posting as anon, although to be fair I have very rarely been doing that anyway (this is literally my first post in this entire thread).
>>63406966
>Zerobese started pretending that he wanted Harris selected the whole time
No. I fully admit that I wanted others (Pattinson, Siddle from memory) to play over Harris when he was selected. I've said it countless times in the past but up until the 2013 season I watched very little domestic cricket.
>>63407184
I remember exactly what you are talking about. All I did was use the same term that Based Iggles did to describe cricket in Bangladesh, "sleeping giant", because it was a very accurate term and much easier than trying to describe what I meant in length. I immediately admitted I stole the term from him.
Matt, if this is not just you acting out and releasing tension by putting on a persona on the internet, you have a serious mental illness. See a doctor, and soon. I'm not sure if some of these posts that appear to be obvious false flags are actually you, or others trying to bait you, but you are severely unwell if you get this upset over someone pointing out your awful songwriting ability. If you put this much effort into piecing together the few bits of correct info you have about me, you might be able to actually work out who I am and what I look like.
Goodnight, au/sp/
>>63407126
the dark ages
>>63407185
fucking wingsdownunder has a bigger legacy across all of /sp/ than any exclusive austrips
>>63407218
Will Clarke is an American football defensive end for the Cincinnati Bengals m8
>>63407241
I genuinely love that you've saved all these posts somewhere.
I always intend to do it, but think "oh well the archive will always be there", then the archives die and I forget about the posts completely.
>>63407241
heres the bangladesh thing btw
Who are the Faggot Five?
>Josh Reynolds
Mentally ill sexual deviant who was clearly raised in a horrible, horrible family with terrible parents. Quite possibly the least mentally stable person on au/sp/. Spams nothing but disgusting sexual deviant images, and tries to force pathetic 'in jokes' by samefagging constantly (see: Ivan). Is more than likely a pedophile as well.
>Blank Trip
Also mentally ill, but can at least have intelligible conversations to a degree. Offers nothing in terms of sports discussion, and just resorts to cancerous /a/ tier anime posting when he is attacked. Has posted loli hentai before, and is more than likely a pedophile. Which is ironic, because he has the audacity to bitch about certain groups of people being bad for western society, when he is a fucking pedophile of all people. Browses /pol/, which has completely fucked up his perception of the world. Is a recluse NEET who is more than likely a complete and utter depressed wreck away from his 'shitposting persona'.
>WABA
Retarded manchild wigger. Initially, his whole persona just came off as a gimmick for laughs and attention, like Reality Check, but it has since become clear the way he presents himself here is what he is actually like. Comes onto /sp/ at various stages of the day to bump dying au/sp/ threads with his retarded Iggles bullshit. Speaks like a fucking retard (as wiggers typically do) and is just generally an insecure youngfag with no direction in life. Will more than likely die from a drug overdose or alcohol poisoning. Is quite clearly depressed as fuck, and is another one who has a sad personality away from his 'shitposting persona'.
Are Commonwealth sports threads dead? Australians are literally outshitposted by New Zealanders these days.
>>63407262
noone remembers wings except me and you lad
>>63407184
+1 tc
nice tripfag name!
>>63407224
/nfl/ threads are trash. They are the plebbest of the American sports generals. Everyone knows the holy triumvirate of big strong foreigner generals is /epl/-/hoc/-/bundes/
>>63407298
>Pantherman
The blandest and most boring of the Faggot Five. His sports opinions are the most casual you will see. His main contributions include green texting a player's name when they do something good or bad. Has a shitty relationship with his mother and constantly bitches about her, despite his mother caring for him dearly. Has been NEET since graduating high school in 2012 and like WABA has no direction in life.
>Reality Check
The only one of the Faggot Five who can even be slightly entertaining. His problem though is how he drives his gimmicks into the ground and uses them long past their use by date. Will often come into dead threads where there are few posters to be the centre of attention, even when all of the other usual attention whores are nowhere to be seen. This shows he is incredibly desperate to be noticed. It is obvious everything he says is a lie, but retards continue to reply to him about it. It's all part of his persona. Like the other members of F5, he is more than likely a depressed wreck away from his 'shitposting persona'. There is no point trying to insult him over making incorrect predictions, because simply by being obsessed with him and replying to him, he has already won. He prides himself on the attention he garners. Not the accuracy of his tips.
>it's not so much the turn, it's the bounce
This is the most tired meme in cricket. I've heard it in pretty much every spin bowling spell in the last ten years.
>>63407298
>blank trip
You forget that he is LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY (as in he has actually admitted to being) a NEET who lives with his parents in his 20s, who browses /pol/, watches anime and plays World of Warcraft.
These are the things about him we 100% KNOW. Imagine what there is we don't know about him.
He is quite possibly the biggest loser I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>63407262
Utterly SEETHING freshcunt detected.
>>63407226
It's true.
>>63407218
We were never actually friends. Richie told me about how Clarke used my death as an opportunity to get some positive attention for himself when his spot in the team was under threat.
I was going to replace him in Brisbane and he called me up and said the selectors wanted me to stop backing away and cutting the short ball.
So I decided to stay in line and pull instead and well. Shit happens.
>>63407320
Still, ask all of /sp/
Wings is who tier
Roosterman is literally who tier
JFBF still undoubtedly has left the biggest mark
>>63407359
>SUMMERFAG CRICKET CASUAL SPOTTED
The reason you hear it so often is because the only tests you ever watch are the Australian summer tests, where the bounce is much more pronounced than anywhere else in the world.
>9HD
Old people literally BTFO
>>63407359
don't forget DRIFT and FLIGHT
I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on /sp/ but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /sp/artans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on /sp/ for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on /sp/, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW
Thanks for making /cric/ unbearably shit today, guys. Now I can actually focus on studying for exams.
>>63407406
nah, they are all pretty irrelevant desu
none of those approach the impact of some of the GOAT BSA trips
not enough trips here desu
>>63407461
t. newcunt normalcunt who wishes he could join in but doesn't understand the references he's seeing
Just did a fart and it smelled lads
It would be a shame if Williamson was dismissed
Where will >we go when 4chan inevitably shuts down FOREVER lads?
>>63407461
kek, to think you spent THAT much time typing up those lies to feed your massive ego and seek attention on 4chan.
You really are a loser, and you have been EXPOSED as a liar.
You were NOT diagnosed with depression by anyone but yourself.
You are NOT clinically depressed.
You are NOT going through a hard time in your life.
You have NEVER experienced any hardship.
You ARE a young cunt idiot with a massive ego, who pretends to be depressed on 4chan for attention because you have no one in real life to attention seek to because you have alienated yourself by being a delusional vain cunt who thinks he's smart, when you are in fact a retarded idiot who has achieved NOTHING in your life, and you NEVER will.
Stop posting here
Stop coming here.
Stop breathing.
You are absolute human garbage, and a fucking leech on those who are actually worthwhile.
You are nothing and should seriously just kill yourself you retarded piece of shit.
Please reply to this with yet another attention seeking post, you fucking loser.
>>63407500
is Ivan related to Ivana?
>>63407410
If he were watching Babar and Yasir Shah rip through England he would have a much better appreciation of spin bowling.
They did a pretty good job.
Watching Moeen Ali play for England makes me sad. If I had got to face him instead of Swann I would have dominated and cemented a spot in the side. Probably would have been rested from that match as well.
Dying in South Australian colours is the worst way to go.
I also wish I got to play these Kiwis. Once Martin retired to play for Coldplay fulltime they've had no wicket taking threats.
Even Ussie scored a century.
>>63406992
>>63406908
>>63406951
Understood and rectified
ptcom (please take care of me)
>>63407490
LITERALLY this.
>>63407436
>overspin is often more important than lateral spin
Tell us again, boys! One more time!
>>63407500
>LEE CHECK UR SPOTIFY DMS XDXD XDXD
>>63407552
+1 tripcred for honesty
>>63407565
>spotify
What international teams would lose against Warnie's Warriors?
>guptill lasts out 265 balls
>gets out
>only scored 38 runs
>his average is still under 30
>armchair casuals call for him to get dropped because having an opener that averages under 30 is so embarrassing
>>63407476
Well compared to BSA trips no one comes close
FloDeTo is in this thread RIGHT NOW.
>>63407588
PP ofc
>>63407550
+1 tripcred for quality of posts
>>63407317
I'm sorry. They're with my Ashes urn.
Can someone here go on Clarkey's twitter and remind him that I have more Ashes urns than he does?
>>63407588
Zimbabwe, West Indies, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh easily
New Zealand and England would be wobbly, Australia and Pakistan would have a chance and South Africa could win
Kowalski is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Embrace the Mays™
>>63407612
>irrelevant /trb/ trips who post as anon in Australian threads in order to preserve their precious trip cred in the eyes of the big strong foreigners back in the big boy international social clubs
YPCY is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63407680
dragana has good music taste desu
>>63407689
Couldn't have said it better myself.
There are at least 5 or 6 of them currently, and have been dozens over the years who have done this.
They are literal nerds.
>>63407601
Guptill won't last out 265 balls.
He's a complete mong. I felt sorry for the cunt so I gave him some catching practice.
>>63407588
Probably just the West Indies. And of course shit tier not even Associates like Jersey, Uganda and the United States.
Sangakkara alone should be enough to deal with them.
Dan Vettori is still the best Kiwi spinner and would have destroyed Ussie.
>>63407680
Wogs listen to tame impala?
>>63407688
+1 tripcred for being a BSA
>>63407725
+1 tripcred for making a prediction
>>63407686
>tfw around the time kowalski stopped posting an obituary went up in the Geelong paper of a guy with the surname Kowalski and described a very similar person to the namefag
>>63403330
i fuckin called it
Line of Coke is in this thread RIGHT NOW
test
>>63407787
/bet/ trips are NOT official au/sp/core desu
>>63407787
joshie has been here for ages though
>>63407762
+1 tripcred for being a BSA
>>63407787
he had to move due to money problems, can't see him coming back here ever again
>>63407787
I'll sniff it out.
>>63407762
+1 tripcred for calling it
Van is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63407850
vans in jail m8
>>63407816
>Used his Centrelink uni bonus on losing bets and ciggies
>Lost thousands on a Fiorente PLACE bet
Good times
HERE WE GO LADS
ROCK AND ROLL
>82 wickets and 1 run
>new zealand """""""batting""""""""
>>63407850
the original "utterly shit cunt who entered a fantasy league and didn't change his team once after making it and coming last".
had connie on SEETHING watch
Gnske is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Cornetto is in this thread RIGHT NOW
missing leg and high
99 Agility is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63407759
He rocked up here on a boat but St Peter turned him back.
Also can someone tell Smith not to do flog things like this anymore?
I'm glad he's finally scoring some runs but having all those hairless, metrosexual, attention seeking poofs in the side is why we got bowled out for 61.
Dyson Heppell is in this thread RIGHT NOW
top lel is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63407936
Protip: "the old days" were shit as well
>>63407936
The actors on the stage (the tripfags) aren't here any more. We're just the audience sitting here waiting for something to happen up there on the stage.
DECL is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63407986
>LE 4JAN WAS ALWAYS SHID XDXD
>>63407970
Did he seriously fucking gel his hair?
What a cunt
There is a basketball game on Gem right now, live and in HD.
Literally why?
>>63408068
+1 tripcred for dropping truthbombs
WalkBro is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63408068
fuck you dean jones. I thought we were brothers of Welsh descent
>>63408068
What, you wanted him to rock up with hair like this?
>>63408068
how did he not get a murder charge lads?
Based Storc
>>63408089
Hawkies going all the way this year lads
>all this talk of the olden days
>poo peeland leaves the thread
every fucking time
>>63408104
He should stick to being 'father of the year' whilst cheating on the mother of his kids.
And sucking up to Pakis commentating in test matches attended by 50 people, including support staff.
That Amla call was top bants though
I love reminiscing about the good old days with my social club!
You lads remember when goosie went crazy? Classic stuff!
Misa is living in Australia now.
>>63408140
Australia RUNS /cric/
>>63408168
+1 tripcred for responding to yourself
>>63408140
I'm watching the game lad
>Guptill
Cock would be proud
>>63408184
>blinky_wojak.jpg
>>63408185
/gong/ runs /nrl/ which runs /cric/ m8
>>63408129
Cairns Taipans, m8.
I'm Ivan btw, I'm an expert on basketball.
>>63408177
I'll drink to that friend
Barkeep another Farmer's Union!
If Smith were truely elite, he'd bowl Voges, Warner or himself
Will au/sp/ ever have unironic tripfags again?
>>63408228
>tfw fellow glorious /gong/+/nrl/+/cric/ master race
feels elite m8
>>63408217
app?
>>63408272
poosterman m8
>>63408114
He shouldn't have rocked up at all. Who kills someone and then styles their hair to go to their funeral?
Probably got all these sympathy roots as well.
>>63408117
A fucking conspiracy.
Clarke wanted to keep his spot in the team and needed public support. He called me up the night before and told me to stop stepping back and cutting the short ball.
Shaun Marsh and Usman Khawaja wanted to play test cricket. Ussie and Sean Abbott were best mates back in NSW.
And Shane Watson. He would do anything to keep his spot.
The SCG is dangerous for cricket in November. Just look at this shield match that got abandoned today.
They abandoned this one after a bit of rain but last year they made me die
>flipping between channels during the rain break
>sky racing 2
>trots at New Zealand
>sheep literally in the paddock in the centre of the track
I don't like to dwell on the past. I'm about blazing a trail thru the territory of the moment.
A pure outlawsopher
>>63408229
>not being based Cowwies/Crocies master race
>>63408219
>you now remember RC claimed he created that pic before it got appropriated by the misa spammers
>>63408295
Looks like the Cricket Australia app
You're better off just visiting Cricinfo on your phone tbqh
>>63408241
Warner can't bowl for shit.
>>63408217
Cock played some really classy innings in the UAE. He's a better leader than Joe Root who is a bit of a dud to be honest.
>>63408295
Cricket Australia live app
>>63408321
>crocs
Nah.
Do you think we would get enough activity in dedicated /nbl/ threads?
>>63408382
kek no. there was one guy that used to update us with how australians have been going and he'd get 3 replies tops
>>63408382
I'm glad I don't have to live in a world with dedicated /nbl/ threads
Will Guptill and Kane make an AB/Faf innings
>>63408318
+1 tripcred for being an outlaw
>>63408426
More like a Cook/Bell innings tbqh
>>63408426
Nope. All out for 290
You now remember Freshness and the terrible predictions he made before the season
>>63408411
Yeah but that was before the new Fox Sports and Channel 9 TV deal.
Netball threads get a fair bit of activity, and don't say it's because of the girls, because they are GROSS.
>>63408497
that was connard m8
Screencap this
Hazelpood WILL be dropped for the WACA test.
He is LITERALLY unable to bowl at a proper pace and is entirely dependent on his line and length which are FAR too inconsistent for a WA wicket
Get ready for the bananas lads
>>63408509
kek. literally 80% of netball posts are done by the one person (Me)
Yo wassup you guys
Out of all the au/sp/ personalities
Undoubtedly, Josh is the best
Joshy knows how to get under people's skin
Ultimately resulting in furycide from many posters
Some say he cannot be tamed
Truer words were never spoken
Like, I cannot even fathom how he is on a different level to everyone else
Only Ivan comes close, but even then he is still so far away
Sometimes I feel Josh is watching over me
Taking it upon himself to guide me through life
This is probably sounding really corny, but I don't care
He is my inspiration, my idol, my role model
Everyone should aspire to be like him
Everyone should take it upon themselves to emulate his life
Nobody truly hates him, they only hate themselves for not being him
Disillusionment is a good word to describe them whey they realise these facts
Go on, try and give a reason for why the things I've said aren't true
Analyse my post all you want, you cannot come up with a counter-argument
My reasons for praising Josh in the way I have are good and pure
Etched in my poem is a message, please read the first letter of each line
Why is everyone except Joshy so fucking shit?
>>63408553
good post, nice memeage 9.5/10
Joshy on nobel prize watch
>>63408549
The other 20% is me t/b/h. I literally made the ANZ Championship grand final thread that fatt got BTFO in.
Good times.
>>63408547
That would be retarded.
Siddle is vanilla as fuck shit on Australian wickets where his lack of pace and height prevents him from exploiting the limited aid that Australian wickets give to bowlers.
Stop pretending to know anything about cricket
Joe Burns btfo
am i the only one that calls him joshie instead of joshy?
>>63408553
>>63408556
These 2bH
>>63408596
Are you the melbourne fan i always confused with connie? i was doing the score updates and commentry the other day.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>63408602
He's vanilla as shit but literally >our best option for a third bowler, unless you're unironically advocating bringing Fekete out of the retirement home
>>63408606
He and Ussie are shit tier fielders to be honest. If they were at slips instead of Guptill, even Chris Martin wouldn't be able to get me out.
Bancroft needs to come in. He's a great catch. Also a stoic mad cunt.
Drop Mitch Marsh for now, move Burns to the middle order and let Voges and Smith be the 5th bowler.
new thread coming up, whos gonna get that tripcred
let's get this bad boy to 1000
>>63408671
Walkgod on canonisation watch
Fucking hell this is shit atm
>>63408664
No, I'm the Firebirds fan who likes to post pics of Laura Geitz.
You now remember when Hayden broke Lara's record only for it to be broken 9 months later by Lara himself.
>>63408674
He's not though. Hazlewood would be better or even Behrendorff though for some reason three lefties is viewed different to three right handed quicks.
Patto isn't far away which is when Johnson should be dropped with Starc/Hazlewood/Pattinson as the attack
>>63408620
do you call them pommies?
You dumb dog
>>63408723
shes a stunner on the court, but looks a bit weird off it desu
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL
>>63408740
>even Behrendorff though for some reason three lefties is viewed different to three right handed quicks.
-1 tripcred for being retarded
>KEKTILL
>>63408779
U FOKIN WOT
>>63408752
That's because she's lanky, and like all tall girls, she is ungraceful when moving around.
She is nice to look at though, and it is my dream to impregnate her.
>>63408752
same with sharni layton as well
WICKY ALERT
Should I buy Fallout 4 for $59 lads?
TSIMFUCKIS
PARTY HARD
A A
R R
T D
Y
How did South Australia fluff such a dominant first day?
Why is Jobby Captain?
Why is How not only in the team but opening the bowling?
GONE FUCK OFF
>>63408833
where from?
>>63408833
JB HI FI yeah?
That's probably the best price you'll find in Australia m8, even online.
Go for it.
>>63408833
"No."
>>63408833
wait for patches and mods
it also looks really fucking shit based off the leaks
>>63408863
JB Hi Fi
>>63408784
Coming from the guy who wants Siddle playing at the WACA.
Behrendorff will get far more out of conditions there than Siddle would.
>>63408382
Probably not. If you post about NBL in here I'll probably reply though.
>>63408833
Wait until Bethesda have released the half dozen patches needed to fix the inevitable myriad issues it will have at release
>>63408833
Wait 12 months and get the inevitable GOTY version with all the expansions included.
Does Taylor remember how to bat?
>>63408596
lowkey one of the more memorable au/sp/ threads of the year.
>dat Swifts choke
>>63408833
It's a single player game, no use rushing into it now. Wait for Steam sales. Clear your backlog or buy me skins sempai.
Lyon will bowl Australia to victory.
Remember when casual keks unironically wanted Lyon dropped from the test side permanently?
He's genuinely Australia's 2nd best spinner of all time.
>>63408664
here lad
that other day I was actually the guy posting about shield scores in the dead thread - travis dean future GOAT
>>63408885
>confusing me for someone else
-1 tripcred
if Starc and Johnson are a bit too similar, having another aggressive left armer isn't a good idea
>>63408886
I don't even really follow basketball. Just thought it was strange seeing it on TV. I would post in threads if someone else made them though.
>>63408833
No
It takes 11 minutes to jog across the whole map.
The main villain is your son.
Only good thing is that you get to nuke Boston. Cunts deserve it for supporting the IRA
>>63408858
It's Guptill. It was an inevitability. He's fucking shit.
>>63408894
>waiting 12 months for a hyped new game so you can save like 40 bucks and play it a year after everyone else
People don't actually do this do they?
Solid bowler atm
NEW THREAD
>>63408917
>>63408917
>>63408917
>>63408935
>He's genuinely Australia's 2nd best spinner of all time.
top 5 maybe
>>63408963
People with huge backlogs and/or only play games casually do this.
The last game I bought at launch was Uncharted 3.
>>63408987
>this fat bogan from shellharbour has rused Sally Fitz into falling for the marriage meme
what's YOUR excuse?
>>63408935
How can you call yourself casual when you think he's a better bowler than Bill O'Reilly, Clarrie Grimmett and even Holland?
>>63408939
Dean won't make it to test level. Keep Finch the fuck out of that team though. I'm still better at playing the red ball than him
>>63408945
Behrendorff isn't an aggressive left armer though you dumb cunt
He's a bit of a new ball baby but he's changed that over the last year or so.
>>63409031
I'm not rich or famous
>>63409031
I got murdered. Playing for South Australia. In front of a crowd of like 50 people and streamed on the internet and nobody even charged the cunt.
>>63408991
Massive stretch to have him in the top 5.
He's end of career Tim May standard (May improved a lot by the end of his career)
I have been texting while posting in this thread t/b/h.
Was literally waiting for the captcha before hitting send.
baka desu senpai
>>63408935
>He's genuinely Australia's 2nd best spinner of all time.
wew lad he wouldn't even be 3rd in 2004
>>63409034
>Dean won't make it to test level
you have no fucking clue, you've never seen him play - I was joking about "future GOAT" but he obviously has potential and to try and say he'll never play for australia is fucking stupid
>>63408961
>Cunts deserve it for supporting the IRA
Fuck off pommy scum, the IRA were glorious freedom fighters against the tyranny of British oppression
>>63409122
He won't though. The reality is that if you're not good enough to get selected for your state in your by 21 you're not talented enough to play test cricket.
At his age he's missed 5 essential years of development to make up for how shitty grade and junior cricket are.
Play them young or they'll stagnate
>>63409218
greg chappell pls
>>63409284
Greg Chappell is the problem. By seperating out the young talents he prevented them for getting exposed to experienced, adult players who would help them develop their games at shield level.
And now it's really hard to get a county contract because of changed visa requirements.
Cricket Victoria have held Dean back by fucking around with hacks like Finch and King and Christian
Well I'm off lads. I only get 61 posts every year and I don't want to waste them all here.
Going to listen to Richie and Tony commentate
GOT HIM
FUCK OFF GET FUCKED
>>63409589
bit late lad
>>63409631
my stream is delayed
