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What went wrong?
>>64101853
Heres an in-depth video explaining it
https://youtu.be/C4QFjzbRJBg [Open]
Your welcome
>>64101853
Got old then got involved with a woman he couldn't handle.
He was never good
How can other players even compete?
By scoring goals in games that matter and by doing more than waiting in the penalty box for a tap in and getting angry at your teammates for scoring
>>64101822
Clint Dempsey knocked this fuckboy out of a World Cup Group Stage.
https://youtu.be/C4QFjzbRJBg [Open]
>>64101828
>being this obsessed
Friendly reminder that ABCR7 is a mentall illness.
ITT: Its the 90's
6 P E A T
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How many rings do you think he'll have before his career is over? Surely at least 4 or 5
No one stopping us I feel a 3 pea coming on!
>>64101813
Troy Aikman is literally the definition of game manager and the 'Boys won't win shit with him at QB
>spend gorilion on meme transfers
>win nothing
>repeat
are they, dare I say, the new Real Madrid?
At least Madrid gets to the semis before getting BTFO
Nah, Madrid usually buys good players
Madrid is entertaining with world class players. United is just boring with literally who squad. DeGea is only player worth giving a toss about.
![635593043210421208-USATSI-8272280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T2UEMI0.jpg "635593043210421208-USATSI-8272280[1]")
>Steph Curry is ruining the game! Accurate shooting is terrible!
Is there anything dumber than this ridiculous hand wringing? I'm convinced everyone who posts this shit is a complete fucking moron.
>I am literally 12 and love this new defense free, pussified basketball
>>64101531
I believe that you're 12 but something tells me you don't really like basketball
>>64101531
you know if you're gonna troll you should at least make it seem like you have somewhat of an idea of what youre talking about
ITT: Post athletes you want to see have a long, successful and healthy career.
pic related
Couldn't agree more.
Meanwhile, on bizarro /sp/
I'll give him a shelf life of about 3.5 more years.
Regardless if his ankles bow up or not.
My team is fucking boring.
>star player doesn't play entire 4th quarter half the time
>30 point leads are routine, 20 point leads at the half common
>so many records being broken you can't keep track of them and it dilutes the value you can put on them
I wish we still had monta and lost every game 118 - 120. At least the games were close then, and it was entertaining.
>my
>YOUR TEAM?
The Warriors have ruined the sport of basketball... it's just going to be meme 3s and small ball from here on out for everybody.
IN THE END
_______ ________ you taste so good
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
>I want to rip his heart out and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
What did he mean by this?
he's a thoughtful introspective guy by nature that grew up fucked up thanks to his parents and their lifestyle
he was a trained lion taught how to fight and act tough even though hes one of the more insecure athletes of our generation
Murry Christhmuthe.
GOAT Tyson insightfulness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgcHBcQRlpw
best sports quotation ever
In all seriousness
Where do you rank Rocky "the Italian Stallion" Balboa? Do you think he is top 10 or top 5?
The fact that he won the championship as a club fighter definitely puts him up there I'd say
Let's hear some opinions
Rocky IV is the GOAT
>tfw watched it as a young lad at 15 and it inspired me to lift weights, now I almost bench 405 at a lean mean 6'3 212
thanks Rocky, thanks Russian guy
Rematch against Apollo was total refball. He slow counted that shit. Should have been a draw.
>>64100295
Calling refball on the fact that the he got up first
Rock is the g.o.a.t
> TFW all of your city's teams are championship-contenders this year
anybody else know this GOAT feel ?
All my city's teams are shit
All my college's teams are shit
I'm being forced to derive my self-esteem from my own labors and I don't wanna
>having a soccer team and no basketball or hockey team
poor city mentality
NBA: GOAT Choker
NFL: >
MLB: Miggy is GOAT
NCAA: Double Natty desu
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Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.
You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a fucking 12. I rate you a fucking 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom.
It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. Fuck, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?
I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. Fuck, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.
I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut.
John, you are such a fucking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fucking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fucking face. Fuck that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a – 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.
Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.
I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a fucking lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass fuckwad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.
Fuck you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you fuck with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Rot in Hell,
Ethan Albright
Fuck John Madden
What a wonderful time that was... Brazil was winning everything left and right, while stunning the world. It's just such a shame Romario was injured before the 98 World Cup and Ronaldo got sick before the final. Brazil would of had their hexa in 2002.
>>64100081
>tfw ronaldo was never the same after that injury at Inter
imagine if he got the same protection messi got today
I remember Italy being stacked as fuck and disappointing every time. Fuck that
>>64100339
>tfw people born 2002 have grown up enough to shitpost on 4chan
jesus christ I never felt so old being 22
Post irrelevant sports states here
>pic very much related
>Cards #1 in offense #2 team overall in NFL
>Coyotes not having a totally shit season
>Suns... yeah they're irrelevant
>Dbacks just picked up Greinke, Shelby Miller, and possibly Jose Fernandez
>Irrelevant
Kay. Keep me posted m8.
>>64099825
>Cards - treat beating a division rival like winning the SB
>Coyotes - should've moved to Seattle
>Suns - should move to Seattle
>DBacks - got trade raped by Atlanta for a mediocre pitcher
Uh-huh
>>64099825
Cards are doing that we'll and still nobody knows about them. That is exactly how irrelevant Arizona is.
