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The only solution for this problem is removing helmets completely, prove me wrong.
PRO TIP: You can't.
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>>66263779
>even legends need a hero
What a shit tag line
>>66263862
it really makes you think... for a few seconds then you realise it's meant to be deep and profound but in reality it's fucking stupid
ITT sports "villains" who literally did nothing wrong
>did nothing wrong
except he pronounced Jim Everett's name wrong
>>66260064
>Jim Rome
what's his story /sp/ ?
We all know about it, and we all see it. It's obvious. Nobody ever wants to admit it, but it's there.
People on this shit board hate Kobe Bryant.
The first question to ask: why? Why do you all hate him? The obvious answer: you didn't watch him in his prime.
Likely explanation: I know that most of you are around 14 or 15 years old. That means you only got into basketball in the last couple years. So you never watched Mamba in his prime.
And because you didn't watch him in his prime, you try to compensate for that by diving into stat sheets and analyzing box scores. But here's the thing: basketball isn't played on Excel spreadsheets. The moment somebody brings up "true shooting percentage" or "win shares" I know they know nothing about basketball.
Kobe's game cannot be encapsulated by one stat. He's the second greatest SG ever, and one of the 5 best players to ever play the game.
So when I hear somebody say that LeBron James is better than Kobe Bryant, I laugh, because I know that anybody who watched Kobe in his prime wouldn't think that. Unlike you guys, I have watched basketball for a significant amount of time, so I know that Kobe is better.
You might be jealous of Kobe's five rings, or jealous of his status as the greatest scorer in NBA history, or whatever. Unless you're a Bulls fan who watched basketball in the 90s, or a Lakers fan who watched basketball in the 2000s, you don't know what real, cold-blooded, killer instinct, will-to-win basketball looks like. And there's nothing wrong with that.
This sub would make you think that Kobe isn't even a top 100 player ever.
So don't go spouting bullshit about players you didn't watch. Talk about your "greats" like LeBron James The Best Player in the World™, but leave the Kobe talk to the adults. Fair?
Because like Curry he played on stacked teams and coached by the greatest mind of all time in Jackson. Literally only won because of Shaq with Horry and Fisher hitting Clutch shots. won 2 more titles with Paul Gasol known as the 2nd best PF in the game and Bynum(known as the 2nd best Center after Howard, before he became a lazy fuck). Literally carried to all 5 titles and not one time lead his team in win shares in any of the title runs.
>>66258896
>Paul
Stopped reading there. Go to bed, kid
>>66258970
>I stopped reading right there meme because I have no argument
:^)
Which of these 5 leagues has the cheapest tickets?
Baseball as there's 162 games a year, especially with a bad team
t. A's fan
1. MLS
Powergap
2. NBA
Powergap
3a. NHL
3b. NFL
>>66258786
No.
NHL because it's for poor people.
>be from a shitty third world muzzie country
>get told by a spanish guy that I'm not allowed to support Real Madrid
Support Fake Madrid instead
>>66258745
This
>"It's a canadian thread"
NONONONON NONO NO NO FUUUUUUUCJKCKCKCCKCKCK
FUCJING MEME SHIT NORTHERN IOWA CORN FUCKERS GET A LUCKY ASS BUZZER FUCKING MEMES FUCK
THIS ISN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
NOW I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF A&M FAGGOTS FUCK
JUST
FUCK
>>66258173
BANK
Northern Iowa vs Texas
St Joe's vs Cincy
TEXAS FIGHT
HOOK THESE CORN FAGGOTS
>>66257838
Who is center?
I had a call from an important client down in SoHo. She called me to say that the distressed neo-punk fish trawler look I'd crafted for her needed emergency re-imagination because the tattered trash shawl that held the whole look together was recently seen on the shoulders of Jennifer Aniston (ew) and was therefore no longer fresh, poppy, and vibrant. And so it was up to Tace once more to save the day. Figures. Va voom!
Consider this my fashion Superboii costume. In New York City (The Big Apple), it's essential you blend in and are able to move quickly through the crowds, as if you weren't even there. That's why wearing all black is key. But if someone should happen to turn their eye to you, you also need to be fashionable, with the latest cuts from Milanese designers. To your average ordinary office worker schlub or greasy food services wageslave, it's a Gildan 50/50 plain black t-shirt. To those in the now, it's a $400 Isaac Van Weir Nevertee. If the peons don't get it, it's not your problem.
Case in point, on 9/11 when the towers were attacked, I was able to move deftly in and out of crowds and rubble avoiding unnecessary attention, all the while looking sleek, sophisticated, and quite frankly expensive.
Anyway needless to say your hero Superboii fixed the wardrobe issue for his client and spent the rest of the day chilling with Jaquese at Von Von VON, an excellent little hole-in-the-wall bistro that nobody really knows about. I'm better than you.
Hey /sp/, I just found out that I'm going to be in charge of a minor league team's soundboard system this year. I don't know what they have already in the library, the last board op hardly did anything.
Give me some ideas for music/sound effects/clips that goes beyond the usual YMCA-tier kind of audio action. Allowed to be funny, but not too inappropriate.
>pic related is not my workstation
>>66257690
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
Stock it up with 4chan memes
>>66257690
Clearly, you are moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
>>66257352
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
IS IT WORTH IT CAN YOU EVEB HEAR ME
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
Ask a backup QB anything.
>>66257308
Back up at what level?
What league do you not play in?
>>66257344
NFL
You have 10 seconds to name a more forgettable team than the Bucks.
Protip you can't.
>>66256326
Tottenham Hotspurs
>>66256326
Sonics
Memphis Grizzles
Lakers vs Suns Game Thread.
>Russell vs Booker
>>66255987
Let's see if them Suns can score fewer than 69 pts!!
TANK BATTTLE
TANK FOR SIMMONS!
TANK FOR INGRAM!
Will he ever apologize?
he dindu nuffin
>>66255861
He's too autistic.
>>66255861
He'll resurface if the Cusb win the World Series.
In other words, you'll ever see him again.
Who's the bettet black red neck?
Karl Malone or Randy Moss?
Malone for his based opinion on AIDs
Hunting and fishing is god tier
Fuck numale betas
>>66255510
Malone by far. Moss was a head case that quit on teams irregardless of insane ability
Why does no one ever shut the fuck up about "MY LE BRACKET IS BUSTED xDDDDDDDDDD" when March Madness comes around?
because their brackets are busted.
people are lonely and like to feel involved
Sent ;)
