wednesday morning music assume thread: when you're me every day is hump day edition
rules: post a song and assumptions with your post or blow me, your choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFTiG_MBP1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yem-YbaNobg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iow0mU-w4oc
Allright cool beans! Here's what I'm listening to right now.
Songhoy Blues - Soubour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOValSt7YOY
Amenra "Boden - Spijt"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NZRzIVURvI
Herbie Hancock Watermelon man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbHJHPTikQA
>>22930932
This rocks OP. Went trough this whole rockabilly and psychobilly fase so this brings back memories.
Rate thread
Get in here you Vietnam fucking shits.
>>22930670
You have a look of crazy in your eye. hmu
7/10
>>22930670
Cutie/10
>>22930677
because it is shopped lol
7
>>22930678
idk
I wish I had a boyfriend like this
>>22930648
*vomits*
What's your problem with buying what you want yourself?
What's the problem with wanting love from
A guy ?
Dumping some pics. Also trap thread.
So, /soc/, I'm about to become a 31 year old virgin. How fucked (or not) am I?
>>22929545
Why are you a virgin? What do you do for a living?
>>22929545
Can you cast Fireball yet?
>>22929545
Yeah, there's these things called prostitutes
You should look into it
VOCAROO THREAD
Post any recordings of yourself singing, acting out, doing daft shit, all welcome!
http://vocaroo.com/
OP takin any requests for readings atm
>>22929442
Also OP singing here
pls excuse poor audio and grunt at the end was frustration of fucking up last note
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DaPYQRZuh5
>>22929442
/r/ alphabet backwards with your fist in your mouth
>>22929449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QDxE7USRGQ
OP delivrars
Advanced rate thread! Post your picture along with some basic info about yourself, then rate others.
Here's an example of things you could post, but feel free to add stuff or leave things out if you see fit.
>Pros about you as a person:
>Cons about you as a person:
>Hobbies:
>Music:
>Books:
>Movies:
>Education/occupation:
Optional bonus points
>Secret/interesting fact about yourself:
>Fetishes
>vocaroo to hear what you sound like:
>mbti
And here's me! There's a bunch of really cool people on here so It'd be cool to get to know some of you people for a bit. Here's what I wrote down, but you don't have to go into as mutch detail if you don't want to. Have fun!
>Pros about you as a person:
-I get along really well with all sorts of people, and I make friends easily. People would describe me as kind and caring.
-Helping others makes me feel good, and I try to do so as mutch as I can.
-I'm a good listener. I'm genuinely interested in what people have to say. Especialy when they are passionate about something.
-I work hard for what I want to achieve in my life.
-don't judge people
>Cons about you as a person:
-I'm forgetfull. I forget to bring stuff along all the time, which is anoying to me. I also forget appointments and stuff a lot
and that's anoying to other people as well.
-I'm bad at staying in touch with people sometimes. I pretty busy, and I have quite a big circle of friends so sometimes I don't
give everyone the attention I want to or that they deserve.
>Hobbies:
-Both listening to and making music.
-Sports, mainly boxing
-Traveling, which is all I would be doing if I had the money and time
-Reading
-Art. I love visiting musea. Mainly modern but I can really enjoy some classical work as well.
-DIY projects around the house
>Music:
I love all kinds of different genres, but my go to music would be psychedelic music and all sorts of variations there off. But I don't
think there's a genre that I don't like at all.
>Books:
My favourites are mostly dystopian novels. I'm currently reading Ham on Rye by Bukowski
>Movies:
Too many to list. My facourites are doctor strangelove, star wars and the boat that rocked.
>Education/occupation:
My background is in the millitary, afterwards I studied social work and took a lot of courses in nutrition. I currently work as
a nutritionist, write nutrition related articles and teach boxing.
>Secret/interesting fact about yourself:
-I'm scared of sports balls
>>22926575
8.5 for good looks and great movie taste
>>22926594
Ahw, thanks anon! Yeah they're aweome. Have you seen the boat that rocked as well?
Assumption Thread, you know who it works.
>>22919579
LOOKIN GOOD DANI
DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?
>>22919579
Reads a lot of books.
>>22919579
Ugly as fucking fuck
What's /soc/'s opinion about public sex? Have you done it? If so why?
It's hot
Yes
Because it's thrilling
>>22918871
Story?
>>22918682
This picture. MOAR! This is my fantasy, getting my cock sucked by a cute teen outside where people can see.
IL meet/hook up/chill thread!
Post info about you and let's make it successful!
23/M/Schaumburg
[email protected]
Bout time. Last one is half a month old.
20/m/217 what's up?
>>22913819
28 m 217 any cute bi guys or girls wanna party?
skype polluxtroy357
>>22913874
If you get a girl to play I'd be down to join the fun
New Skype thread, same questions. Old one is at almost 300 replies and will 404 soon.
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>What boards do you use?
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
Male, 19, Ohio USA
>Sexual Orientation
Bi (I like traps and girls, but mainly traps. I don't like manly dudes though.)
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
I do text and mic, though I bare no webcam. I will have one very soon though.
>Favorite Music
80's synthesizer stuff, Japanese/Animu music, 80's love song/ballad type stuff, 80's Japanese pop
>Favorite Movies
N/A
>Favorite TV Shows
Not going to list off everything here because it'll be too long, but basically any moe animu.
>Favorite Books
N/A
>Favorite Vidya
I don't game much, but I really liked undertale.
>Interests
I like anime, computer stuff, anything /g/, 1990's CG graphics and media, collecting vintage computer hardware, Japanese culture, my own culture (Russian), and recreating 90's inspired computer graphics as a hobby. I'm also a pianist of 12 years.
>What boards do you use?
I rarely come on chans anymore other than the one I administrate and own myself (Not gonna shill it here), honestly. I'd have to say /g/ and /a/ mostly.
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Yes, definitely. I have many of my own and would like to be in more.
>What languages do you speak?
English, Russian (I'm ethnically Russian and from Russia, though I live in the USA now and my parents divorced when I was young, and it was never spoken in the household again. It's rusty.) and lastly, some Japanese.
>What are you NOT looking for?
I can't really answer that. I guess we'll see as time goes on. I'm definitely not looking for manly dudes though. If you're not single, please don't contact me.
>What are you looking for?
I'm looking for a relationship with a cute, clingy trap. I'm looking for both lewd and companionship. Being into anime or technology is a plus as well, but not required. Clingy is adorable.
>Pic
Pic related.
>Contact Info
My Skype ID: lordfoxworth
Yes it's me, go ahead and add me to find out for sure. Yeah, the waifushoops were satire.
>A/S/L
24/M/Massachusetts, USA
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
I do all 3
>Favorite Music
Underground rap/hiphop, 90s Grunge, Progressive rock, Spanish classical, classic rock, some folk, blues, and bluegrass
>Favorite Movies
Powder, August Rush, I think Adam Sandler is a funny guy (no hate plz), and Fox and the Hound is my shit
>Favorite TV Shows
Stargate, and some animes
>Favorite Books
Physics of the Impossible by Michio Kaku (I read mostly non-fiction and educational stuff)
>Favorite Vidya
That's tough to answer, probably Starcraft 1 and 2, and Warcraft strategy games for PC while for console everything Legend of Zelda related like OoT and MM. I play League of Legends, even though I'm plat I hate that shit.
>Interests
I used to do a lot of art, even helped teach and mentor young kids in it. Also I'm very big on making music - I produced a bit when I was younger, and now thinking about making an EP with my best friend. Right now though my main interest is currently in programming. Currently learning Python and Javascript, then moving onto something like Java, C#, or C++
>What boards do you use?
/adv/, /soc/, /fit/, /sci/, /pol/, and sometimes /b/
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Yeah as long as it's no bigger than 20 people, and as long as I don't get DDoS'd or doxed. haha
>What languages do you speak?
I speak English fluently, but I know enough Spanish to understand most of it.
>What are you NOT looking for?
Closed minded people who are strongly opinionated
>What are you looking for?
Some friends, people who live close by, open minded intellectuals, someone who can maybe help me learn Spanish, or programming better.
>Pic
Pic is of me - recently shaved off all of my hair. Used to rock a mean pompadour haha.
>Contact Info
Skype: PrizePirate
>A/S/L
19/trap/fl
>Sexual Orientation
bi
>Relationship Status
single
>Text / Mic / Cam
all of the above.
>Favorite Music
edm
>Favorite Movies
white
>Favorite TV Shows
close tie between dragon ball super and one punch man
>Favorite Books
I really don't read much anymore
>Favorite Vidya
bloodborne (at the moment)
>Interests
makeup, baking, videogames, stuff like that.
>What boards do you use?
just this one
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
not a fan of groups but if theyre nice, sure
>What languages do you speak?
a couple.
>What are you NOT looking for?
I usually give everyone a chance to pitch their idea to me. if it sounds fun i'll give it a try
>What are you looking for?
maybe a nice guy to talk to daily
>Pic
I could share one if you really want
>Contact Info
skype: Raikalei
Dirty Kik Thread!
I'll start! 18/m/usa
Interested in females of all and any kind/ mtf / and couples
British guy, 45, would love to chat to a sub girl aged 18-25.
kik: redgrouper
18/M/CA
Looking for a chick in general to chat with. Maybe a dom. Females only though for sure.
Kik: Boomator
>>22887232
Edit: I'm actually 19, just turned in October. Haven't really gotten it in my head that my number changed. Believe me if you'd like.
Looking for somebody to jerk off to my girlfriends ass over skype. She will be the only one allowed on cam. You won't be talking to her after this takes place. She will get in her panties and show her ass, possibly fuck herself with a hairbrush. Add my skype "fedoraweebtipofthehat"
we will be doing this very soon.
>>22931503
Has this actually worked for you at all anon?
>>22931530
Er, yeah.
Does anyone else not give a damn?
Eh, I don't mind too many things, but that's not to say I don't care about anything.
You can't let the things you have no control over upset you.
This board is normie cancer. I fucking hate every single one of you.
You are such attention baiting faggots, get the fuck off the internet normos. YOU are the reason 4chan went to shit.
>>22930504
Hey look, an opportunity to get attention.
>>22930504
>>22930509
happy birthday, here are some (You)s