/crushes/
>>22921224
Oreomilkshake girl.
>>22921224
ur mum lmao
DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD!
post what you'd look for/expect from your soulmate or ideal match and post your contact so those who fit your requirements can hit you up~
(basically a different kind of imt for lazies without any bullshit charts or specific lists to fill out)
A short girl with a cute face and lax personality would be nice
>>22914123
Tall, paternal, definitely thoughtful. Intelligent without being pretentious with a strong idealistic streak. Kind, driven, and passionate are a must too. He'd have to be a cuddler and down with all my weird kinky bullshit.
An interest in the arts is important, too. Musical ability is always nice. Being cultured and eager to learn about anything and everything is great too. He'd have to be an atheist and he'd have to be childfree. Leaning towards the SJ side of things would be great, too. Philosophically minded's great as well so long as they aren't too detached from reality. Also no temper problems holy shit if you yell at me that's it man I don't like you anymore game over
Oh and he'd have to be gay without being THUPER DUPER GAY FAAAAAABULOUSSS VERSACE ARMANI PRADA GUUURL and/or MASC4MASC NO FAGS
Jesus I had no idea I was so picky
>intelligent/educated
>attractive
>humorous
>taller than me
>wealthy
>athletic/strong
>possessive and protective
>clean shaven/good jawline
>loyal
>has unique hobbies
>traditional
>dislikes anime stuff
>not needy or whiny
>not a asian beta manlet
>not black
>or any other shitskin
TRAP THREAD
any traps wanna trade add me on kik trannylover112, or snap hornymalee12
33 bi m 623 looking for a trap
Kik darth_dave
29/M
I'm a trap lover :3
Pylm12
Ama I was just held against my will (kidnapped) for nearly six months. I have been in a safe house for a month, plus some days. My captor lives in a nearby town and is unable to get to me, currently, but there's action being taken so names will not be used. Ask anything.
>>22935412
What would possibly make a person go on the internet and tell lies?
>>22935417
It's not a lie. The man holding me against my will had weapons and was on meth. He kept me until he could no longer use me to make money, Ie he would post pictures of me on craigslist/ backpage and say he was me, act like they were meeting up and I was a prostitute. They would get there and he would rob them, rinse repeat. And, once he got all the money he could from me. He destroyed my car when I tried to get away from him, My tie rods are snapped, the sway bar (That's what I was told it was) is bent, one of the tires is literally sideways, and he drained all the fluids. He also stole and pawned my car stereo for drug money.
Bored drunkish and can't sleep let's chat
Welp this thread is probably going no where
>>22934468
post a butt pic
hey qt :3
Hows the night going guys?
Alright, my brother/roommate is playing WoW and I'm posting on /soc/. Texting a girl who I have a complicated relationship with
>>22934307
Nomming on an apple.
>>22934323
Define complicated, have you or have you not had you're dick in her mouth/pussy/anus
Am I ugly? I have a kik if anyone wants to call me ugly.
>>22934140
doesn't matter, you have plugs, you're functonally retarded
>>22934148
Functionally*
Failed abortion fucker.
>>22934157
tryhard so hipster he's adopting african tribal customs
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>mbti
>location
>ethnicity
>birthplace
>religious beliefs
>job/school
>favorite books
>favorite movies/tv
>favorite music
>favorite sports
>favorite vidya
>hobbies
>do you believe in god?
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
>what happens when you die?
>closest to death you have been?
>have you ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>worst injury you have ever had?
>most scared you have ever been?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower in morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
>favorite 4chan boards
>favorite subreddits
>are you a feminist?
>pro life or pro choice?
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
>batman or spiderman?
>4chan or reddit?
>favorite childhood game
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
>dream job
>life goals
>favorite color
>something you are really good at
>something you wish you were really good at
>favorite animal
>favorite website
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
>how many friends do you have?
>anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
>contact info
This list is too long. Should I tell you my social security number too?
>>22933940
if you want to sure but i have no use for it so i dont care
i'm really bored so i'll bite
>gender
~*~*~is a social construct~*~*~
>age
20
>sexual orientation
bi
>relationship status
single but i think i'm poly
>mbti
pisces
>location
wa
>ethnicity
moonlight
>birthplace
montana
>religious beliefs
special snowflake
>job/school
astro/bio major, work in thrift
>favorite books
read way 2 many to pick one. vonnegut is my fave author, i like sci-fi, classic lit, and non-fiction
>favorite movies/tv
donnie darko, submarine, napoleon dynamite, event horizon for movies. x-files, rick & morty, and bob's burgers for tv but anything else is trash
>favorite music
beach house, king krule, spooky black, nmh, the smiths. listening to oh wonder, chet faker, clams casino lately
>favorite sports
i literally hate sports
>favorite vidya
mass effect is the only game worth wasting your time on
>hobbies
plants + animals, art n shit, books, tarot
>do you believe in god?
gross
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
you're in denial if you don't
>what happens when you die?
i don't know and neither do you
>closest to death you have been?
i almost drowned
>have you ever been in a car crash?
no
itt: post a pic + 1 positive trait/strength + 1 negative trait/weakness and i will guess your (sun) sign
>>22933634
No pic. Im toughtful. Im stubborn.
>>22933643
hmm i would guess either leo or taurus
I get along well and will support anyone as a friend, but I'm lonely and make myself feel pretty bad about it.
Guys what king of underwear do you wear?
Boxers? Briefs? Boxer briefs? Commando?
What brands do you prefer?
Please include picks!
Pic is not me
>>22933453
Boxers. I just buy whatever. My current batch is from Stockholm.
>>22933453
Boxer briefs. The only way to go for me.
>>22933526
They look great on you, but anything prob would , amazing body
Its Tea Time!
Whats going on /soc/, tell me about your problems...
>>22932910
I need someone to touch me. Lewdly. ._.;
>>22932941
I know you're pain, I've had the same feels lately. Anyone you know who can solve your problem?
>>22932960
Nope, only close family and one homosexual. And I'm not that desperate yet.
How noticeable is the scar on my lip? I can grow a beard and cover it but my job requires me to shave every day.
Not really
youre so fucking insecure
>>22932331
It took me a while to find the scar
Old rate thread was getting full and stale
You got me lost, I'm lost in my lucid dreams
>>22931942
3/10 you're ugly as fuck
B BRUT$L
Do you think women would find me desirable?
I think I'm pretty good looking
I'm also a genius (top of my class at my high school, I live in Netherlands so it's REAL school not like USA)
>>22930564
Hi, wanna see my dick?
>>22930564
I don´t think anyone is looking for someone THAT arrogant.
yeah, no.
late night assume thread
ME FRIST
what's up, fellow insomniafags?
AND FIRST, NIGGERS!
hep
