ITT: you say anything about yourself that is 100% true, cynics welcome
any liars will be forced to bj Satan in the afterlife
>I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't studied at all the entire semester
I have a list of people i'd kill if i could get away with it.
>edge
I'm straight but love traps that look very passable
>>22940412
I'm a pedophile
Hi /soc/ I'm feeling bored.
I will go on cam for everyone who add me and sends me a dick pic.
Please send me a dick pick the moment you add me. Add nay440 on skype.
>>22939711
Got an email?
>>22939726
No only skype. I really want pictures of your dicks please don't say hello just give me your picture of your cock and call. We will have fun!
Daltonicpanda skype
Faces of /soc/ thread because I'm bored so entertain me
Ohhhhhh imma redhead
>>22939620
Pretty cute, what you listening to?
How to get my sleeping bf to wake up and fuck me?
Tips? What's worked for you before?
Suck his dick obviously. Also post pics.
>>22939590
Start giving him head or start playing with him in his sleep. He'll wake up more than ready to go.
>>22939598
She already has lol Well I'm not positive it was her boyfriends dick in her mouth though who knows
![tumblr_nd93suP6e21sud10fo1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FBRRSeH.gif "tumblr nd93suP6e21sud10fo1 400[1]")
Advice on meeting traps?
Serious about meeting/dating/fucking traps. Problem is how do you meet them? Tryna talk to people who post their kik/snapchat on /soc/ doesn't work and the trap threads don't seem to be anything to do with meeting up.
Are there other sites I could try? Does /soc/ have any advice on this at all? If so it's very much appreciated.
if you want dick go to a gay bar
>>22939491
>Get passport
>go to Brazil/Thailand
>walk downtown area at night
>contract aids
>move to botsuana
>become witch doctor
>>22939500
I specifically wanna meet a trap, not just any homo
Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
>gender
>age
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>mbti
>location
>ethnicity
>birthplace
>religious beliefs
>job/school
>favorite books
>favorite movies/tv
>favorite music
>favorite sports
>favorite vidya
>hobbies
>do you believe in god?
>do you believe in ayy lmaos?
>what happens when you die?
>closest to death you have been?
>have you ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>worst injury you have ever had?
>most scared you have ever been?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower in morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>when is the last time you said "i love you"?
>when is the last time someone said "i love you" to you?
>favorite 4chan boards
>favorite subreddits
>are you a feminist?
>pro life or pro choice?
>do you wear socks when you are at home?
>batman or spiderman?
>4chan or reddit?
>favorite childhood game
>if you could have one wish, what is it?
>dream job
>life goals
>favorite color
>something you are really good at
>something you wish you were really good at
>favorite animal
>favorite website
>do you spend more time on 4chan or on facebook?
>how many friends do you have?
>anything else you'd like to say?
>pic
>contact info
>>22939025
Holy fuck that's long
>>22939025
>anything else you'd like to say?
I'm taking a shit right this moment
>>22941753
You go first
Hi, is this a pic to fap??
>>22938854
since we are in 4chan, yes.
No no nudity
>>22938858
yes, why? but no nudity
ITT: We post unique things about our body
pic related, I have balls on my balls
I have a birthmark on my penis
Pretty sure my skin stretches a lot
>>22938483
Mutant
>>22938495
Witch
>>22938500
Freak
YES/NO/MAYBE
YOU FUCKING CUNTS
I DON'T KNOW
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
i got the nasty in the taxi
you need a lift?
you can sit between the backseat and my dick
>your city
>what you like about it
>what you dislike about it
>optional: where you want move
>>22938434
>your city
seattle
>what you like about it
liberal af + lots of good veggie places to eat + decent public transportation/walkability
>what you dislike about it
yuppies + techies mostly, people aren't that nice, outrageous housing costs, surface level concern for the environment
>optional: where you want move
portland
>>22938969
i guess should clarify i like the minimum wage here, and the fact that uw is here because that's what is keeping me from moving
>your city
Minneapolis.
>what you like about it
Best cycling city on Earth. Great city in general. Perfect in almost every way.
>what you dislike about it
Mountains are too far away. Winters are too mild and too short (yes, I'm being serious). That's pretty much all.
>optional: where you want move
Nowhere, but I want to travel to the mountains to ski whenever possible.
Get the fuck in here you ugly not loved weeaboo faggots.
>>22938017
I bet its gingi.
We all know it's you gingi you dirty bitch.
Will assume when people besides me post.
Last thread is gone, lets get a new one going.
Rate each other!
(I'm the first, two others are my friends here with me.)
>>22937480
10/10 squad
>>22937613
nice hobbies m8
>>22937480
Good music taste
>>22937613
u literally have great taste in everything 12/10 pls marry me
ITT: We guess our Nationalities
Also
>Neck beard admits UKIP are surging
http://blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/labour-likely-to-hold-oldham-but-face-ukip-surge/
>Musilms will vote labour but they know they can't hold off UKIP for the long term
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/12030828/Even-if-it-holds-Oldham-Jeremy-Corbyns-Labour-has-no-answer-to-the-Ukip-squeeze.html#disqus_thread
>Jew gets ousted for underhanded tactics but keeps his 150k a year job + tidy sheckel pension
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3344197/Alan-Yentob-quits-BBC-executive-claims-meddling-Kids-Company-distraction.html
I'm black
Black
easymode
Growers not showers post your cock soft and hard to see how much it grows
Soft
>>22937429
Why isn't pic related?
atm thread
I'm not usually awake at this hour, that is why I look tired
>tfw so fucked up sleep cycles that I should be sleeping atm and it's 3.30 pm
>>22936536
Swede here, just woke up. A bit earlier than yesterday, too.
>>22936536
>>22936404
Do you think it is the darkness? My sleep cycle just suddenly went full vampire two weeks or so ago.
