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Azor Jon
>Girl invited me to her uni at the weekend
>Agree to go
>"Yay, look forward to seeing you :)"
>text her today asking for more info
>no reply
Might go find a nice strong tree branch instead.
Posting in new thread:
Downloaded steam and looked through my friends list, bit depressing seeing some of the people i used to game with for like 6 hours a day havent been online for several years. One of them hasn't had any activity from 2010 except for one post in 2012 asking where he was. Makes me wonder where everyone is now
The sync seems to be empty
I have a nice weekend lined up. No work Friday-Sunday and a friend is coming up to graduate before moving to York. She's spending an extra 2 nights here with me in a hotel. We will fuck a lot, I'm aiming for at least 5 times per day, but I want to make a small movie selection for in between restaurants n sex.
So far I have Ghostbusters original and Zoolander 2 (probably shit but we watched the first together a few weeks ago). My mind is totally blank on what else and /tv/ is shit so no tips from there.
Any ideas? She likes comedies and thrillers mainly. And capeshit but we've both seen them all.
Was using tinder.
Match with really qt Asian.
Chatted. I was brave and asked her for drinks tomorrow she said yes.
Been nervous thinking about it all day. Think I am too chubby and bald.
Make a joke about finding her super attractive and say I am willing to travel to meet her no problem.
She says I am immature and changes her mind.
Doesn't reply.
>escaped humiliation when she would have stood me up in person
>>29906232
You're making me want to hang myself even more.
Just tried Hearthstone for the first time and it's pretty good. I hope this isn't the first steps down a dark path, like WoW.
>>29906339
Two for the long drop please
>>29906322
mate I've fucked a lot off twitter
not once have they looked as good as their pics. at best I feel half-catfished. don't worry about it.
Hope it rains tomorrow. Weather said it would be at most 19 degrees in my area.
>>29906232
Let me know if you need anyone to watch
>>29906363
She longed it anyway. Feel really dejected. This is not healthy
>>29906339
don't be
I used to be a robot up until I was 23. No job ever, neet, KV drop-out, 126kg @ 6'. I couldn't walk the dog for 30 minutes without sweating like fuck. Walking up a hill was basically agony. I used to think "i'm unemployable and fucked for life" so I didn't try. I went on jobseekers every so often to appease my mother and buy wow expansions or upgrade my pc.
Got a job as basically a labourer in a huge department store for christmas (kinda accidentally, really) and it turned my life around. Nearly 4 years later I'm now 80kg (been around this for 2 years), a store supervisor and I'm pretty good looking desu. I still don't keep much of a social circle, I have a small group of friends because that's how I like it.
Anything can happen m8, chin up. Big changes can happen from a single step.
Gonna get a prozzie for the weekend, I've waited long enough.
How would I go about it? What's the best place to go?
>>29906639
ukpunting for reviews. Don't get an eastern european unless you want to be short changed.
>>29906590
How did you meet the girl? How old is she?(I turned 23 yesterday, still thinking about going to uni)
>>29906590
I have a job, I just feel pretty shitty as I got invited less than a week ago and now I'm going to be ignored and see picture on facebook the next day.
I have a pot noodle and I want to eat it but I can't tell whether it's because I'm hungry or just bored
What should I do at this difficult time?
>>29906814
Flip a coin, Anon
Anyone watch that refugee documentary?
Good watch imo, was really rooting for all the lads in it.
>>29906814
Eat two, just to be sure.
Lads, the last time I took an interest in music, video games, films, comics and books was somehwere around 2008-2010.
How do I pick up the enthusiasm and interest I had back when I was 20-22?
>>29906903
Losing interest in shit currently. What the fuck have you been doing for 6 years though? I just feel bored all the time.
>>29906695
At an ice cream parlour. I recommended the white chocolate sauce when she was indecisive n we went to a nearby park to hang out.
22 Pharmacy grad
I'm going to try see if an LDR is possible but it probably won't be. I'm sure we'll still send nudes for a few months though, I have quite a collection anyway.
>>29906746
bitches flake man. fuck them.
I met someone from tinder at a starbucks a while back. she was 29 but looked more like 36-38. buys me the coffees n cake against my wishes (bill was like tenner for me alone). After 2 hours insists we go to a mexican street food place I talked about so we head there, I get some nachos for a few quid and she gets a burrito (she paid for me here too). After this she INSISTS she drives me home. Takes me right to my door, makes small talk, says she's keen for another and I never hear from her again. Just no replies. Maybe she wanted me to take her in and fuck her right there but who knows.
>>29906988
>At an ice cream parlour. I recommended the white chocolate sauce when she was indecisive n we went to a nearby park to hang out.
This is Chad as fuck. I have slept with a good few women, been in several relationships, etc. But I could never pick up a woman by doing that, not in a million years.
Closest I got was getting a girl's number at a party and then having a fling with her a bit later. The other times it's either been internet dating, someone I've known for a while through uni, or they've pursued me.
>Have the white chocolate sauce. And you'll be having my white sauce later.
Fucks sake Chad. Good work.
>>29906903
That's pretty common I guess, I'm stuck in 2005.
Poleaboo is quite disappointed that there will be no film night tonight
>>29906961
Working and just watching tv and letting time pass. I don't even bother with the tv shows I'm watching they're just a way to make time not be still.
I might read a book or comic or play a game, but mostly just tv is on and I stare at it blankly.
>>29907118
We're all enjoying movie night in another room without you.
>>29907128
Can feel myself going the same way desu. I mostly just sit around updating 4chan and social media as hours pass me by. Grim as fuck really
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE ENGLISH MURDERER?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36172473
>I dont give a shit.
>>29907184
I like Ian Huntley.
Some people say that he was a cunt, but he had the balls to do what he wanted to.
>be internet celebrity
>YGO abridged videos get 300k-1million views
>Start a new series
>Post vlogs about muh depression
>get around 5k views
Do you think it depresses him that only 1% of people who watch his YuGiOh videos actually give a shit about him as a person?
Quite amusing he gets about as many views as Poleaboos blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v3_bKldSTw
>>29907184
Harold Shipman probs
>finally have a sex dream where a cute girl sucks me off
>the feeling is indescribable, truly heaven
>not even a minute in my sister wakes me up and tells me to kill a spider
>>29907223
>>Post vlogs about muh depression
WhaWhaWha
We all want to kill ourselves, maybe he should get a proper job
>>29907184
That lad has probably posted on here desu
>>29907233
AWW DUDE CANT BEAT A BIT OF SHIPPOSTING
>>29907223
Nothing on this earth is as pathetic as "youtubers" with a few thousand viewers thinking people give a shit about them
>>29907258
>qt female looks to you to rescue her from danger
Sounds like you're living the dream lad
>>29907223
It wouldn't bother me at all. Everyone knows that no one wants to listen to someone talk about how miserable they are.
>>29907261
Guy probably makes 10x more than you do at your "proper job".
I always laugh when people talk about "muh proper job". I'm an internet entrepreneur, I'm 23 and I made 90 grand last year, and people often tell me to get a proper job. I just laugh in their face. They are slaving away hoping to get a half-day off, meanwhile I never wake up with an alarm clock and I can take time off whenever I want.
>>29907258
I have only had one sex dream, as far as I can recall it got to the point where I was going to do it with a girl and I got so anxious and frightened that it woke me up, would literally have no idea what to do in a situation like that.
>>29907374
>Guy probably makes 10x more than you do at your "proper job".
Doubtful
He can't monetise his Yugioh videos
Only gets Patreon money, about $4,000 a month
>>29907394
$4,000 a month to make low effort YouTube videos? Sounds alright.
>>29907350
I just wish she'd do it when I'm not experiencing sex for once
>>29907382
I had that once, this was the first one where anything actually happened
It's happening lads
>started working out
>confident
>purchased my first mobile phone (Alactel ONETOUCH 3000 for 15 quid)
>going out drinking with friends for my 19th this weekend
am I finally going to be a normie?
>>29907551
have you drank before?
>>29907587
no
FUCK OFF ROBOT YOU CUNT
>>29907612
just don't embarrass yourself when youre pissed or it's back to square one pal
>>29907551
Wut, you can get a lumia 435 for like 38, pay as you go, which is an actual smartphone and no loss if niggers take it.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Microsoft-Lumia-435-SIM-Free-Smartphone/dp/B00U2AWFVU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1468359971&sr=8-2&keywords=Lumia+435
>>29907632
I don't plan on getting too pissed
>>29907638
>no qwerty keyboard
>has gps
>probably spies on me
>>29907662
it;s your birthday, everyone will buy you drinks lad
Think my cat's been shagging about
I knew she was a slag when I got her but she's been bringing this lad home who isn't castrated (luckily she is) and I think he's been marking her
She fucking reeks like bad breath
Fucking roasties
Poleaboo isn't sure if he wants to take his AA and E today
Might go on pause until I start laser
Bit scared now I'm in permanent infertility territory
>>29907662
>has gps
>probably spies on me
You know every retail phone is registered on the NMPR database right?
And if you use any carrier in the UK you are part of the botnet and all your calls and messages are saved?
If you're going to privacytard, do it right.
>>29906192
Had a hearty laugh at this post
But I wouldn't worry mate, something tells me she'll message you back
>>29907719
fucking ebin when you grow out of this in a couple of years and realise how much you fucked your life
>>29907728
I taped off my laptop's webcam and microphone.
Did I do good?
>>29907223
Actually made me really sad desu
I used to love TAS back in the day
>>29907880
>grow out of this
You do realise I'm 25?
>in a couple of years
Don't plan on living that long if I encounter any more hurdles
>how much you fucked your life
I'm already in a bad place, if it gets any worse I'm initiating my final retribution
>>29907719
>Bit scared now
Why? This is what you want, right? To be Monica?
>>29907394
48k a year? Not bad at all for minimal effort desu
Is patreon money even tax deductible? It's a donation isn't it?
>>29907922
>if it gets any worse I'm initiating my final retribution
Do it mate. Kill the polish sluts.
>>29907925
Things that are permanent are always scary
The issue is that I will be infertile RIGHT NOW, whereas I won't reap many of the benefits from HRT until a year or so from now
>>29907941
It will surely go down eventually
Just look at Spoony
Then he'll be fucked when he can't get a real job
>>29907949
nah, too unrealistic
just gonna go for numbers and headlines
location, location, location
>tfw I only make about 30k a year before taxes
>actually it's only 27k
Can't wait for my 15 minutes of fame on ITV news when Poley detonates himself in a Tesco local.
I read this earlier today and had to share with you
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14611912._It_doesn_t_bear_thinking_about___Man_fears_for_fate_of_hamsters_after_glass_panel__explodes__from_Crayford_flats/
>that fucking headline
>everyone says how much of a non-story it is
>bloke from the story replies to the comments, clearly not happy
>everyone roasts him
Shitposting there isn't 4chan level but it's good for a chuckle at front desk
>>29907979
Everyone will just assume that you were doing it for Islamic reasons mate. That's the way the media will spin it.
>>29908161
>those account names
>gypobastard
>>29908161
I feel a bit bad for that fucker though, the newspaper obviously spun it to be about the hamsters to take the piss out of the guy.
It did make me laugh when he said his broom "wouldn't reach" though.
>>29908204
You'll spread the truth
>>29908421
Nah I'll specifically tell the media that you used to post Isis memes.
>>29908472
Why would you stitch up your brother like that?
Confirming my true motives would strike fear into the hearts of the normans who abused us all these years
>>29907983
>tfw make less than 10k a year
Today I've been watching Michael Palin's around the world in 80 days, it's super comfy but I don't have anything to replace it with. Can anyone recommend another travel programme where the presenter isn't a massive faggot?
>>29908717
Karl Pilkingtons and on Youtube "Rick Steves" although he is a massive faggot his youtube series is max comfy. Try it out Heres a link brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd8gLq6iZg4
>Tall and decent looking
>Have a good STEM degree from a Russell Group Uni
>Kissless virgin
>Been a NEET for 2 years because of extreme social anxiety and other meme illnesses
Should I kill myself? The other NEETs here at least have excuses.
I move to Budapest in September lads to start a new life with my job.
Ex gf broke up with me months ago, and I've been going to the same Thai massage place every Friday because it's the only form of human female bodily contact that I have.
Still..
>Worth it.
I'm just glad I turned my life around before I hit 25
>>29908818
>Thai massage place, but qt girl is a Jap
>>29908717
Palin has several series that are super comfy. I'd recommend them all. I think they're available on YouTube, but you can definitely torrent them on pirate bay etc.
He also has done a couple of documentaries on painters that he likes which, despite not being interested in art, I found fascinating.
I find ray mears' bush craft documentaries cathartic as they're slow paced and wallow in the beauty of the natural environment (in contrast to bear ghrilys who I find offensive, voyeuristic and distinctly uncomfy)
>>29908818
oh my fuck. great idea why have i never thought of this!? asian qts HAVE to touch me if i pay up. hahaha
>>29908854
Exactly m8, I started going every Friday about 6 months ago.
Some will even touch your penis then you can brag to all your weeb friends about getting touched by Asian qts
>>29908818
what's the job mate? oc
>>29908881
LAD no way!? greentext it now!
for any robots with the confidence to leave the house
>>29908939
I'm working in the legal department I finished my LPC and I'm working as a solicitor
Where should I go to uni lads?
Leeds or Liverpool, both cities look like a blast
>>29908785
Why didn't you have a job lined up right after you got out of uni?
>>29906322
why would she call you immature thats awful
>>29907382
only sex dreams I had I was in jail. it was weird I could like control what I was doing in them. when I started to cum in the dream I would wake up and feel myself cumming. felt so good.
>>29909033
Depression, anxiety. All that jazz.
>>29906140
Fuck off already. You make these threads everyday, nobody cares about you
>>29909033
take it you never been to uni or been to r9k fuckinell
>>29908940
Be me
Gf leaves me
Lonely as fuck
Search online for Asian escorts to fuck
Notice massage advertisements
Google search for Thai Asian massages in my city
Go in on a Friday after a pint at weatherspoons
Pay 20 for 30 mins of full body massage, about 25 mins in after rolling on back, I get a boner
She notices
I shit a brick & apologise
Her hand slowly creeps up my towel and begins fapping my dick
I cum after about 3 mins of eye contact fapping
Cleans her hand and throws me some cleansing wipes.
I get dressed, give her a hug and walk out
Just be back soon, okay?
I fucking did.
And that Gentlemen, was the first time an Asian ever touched my dick.
>>29909390
ey piss off yer dirty little paki britain is dirtier than your dead nans fuck hole we seek solace here. you find your own hole!
>curly wurlys
>freddos for 60+queens poons
>pictures of your mum looking like rose west
TWAT
>>29909422
>>
not readin it its not green not getting away with that m8 what you think you're doing writing a poem or some shit?
>>29909459
>It kept preventing me from posting, so I gave up and wrote it normally.
>>29909422
>>29909489
JUST READ IT
its beautiful!! I think youve shown the way to all anons
I think thai asian massage advert should be added to the OP image!!
Bravo Vince
Bravo!!!
>>29909537
That and an adultwork advert.
Let's face it lads, its our only hope.
>>29909422
where do you live?!
i need this service
>>29909440
What the fuck are you saying? What's wrong with you?
>>29909694
Manchester desu.
Google search Thai massages
Or use vivastreet for more ''personal services'' near you.
>>29909724
bak to amerika u fug
>>29909733
Type in ''Asian'' in the search bar on Vivastreet then ovb your area.
ENJOY DESU
>>29909733
im stockport lad, which one did you go to?
>>29907184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
>>29907258
being sucked off is a hundred times better than sex desu, no contest.
>>29909812
I can't say exactly the one as I don't want her to be bombarded with abuse.
Just search on vivastreet, then click '''agency''
>>29909733
do they wipe your cum up for you or what?
how does that part work
>>29909963
how many robots do you think are in this thread at 1am, and how many of them do you think live in manchester?
just delete the post after 5 minutes if youre worried anyway desu
>>29909982
I wiped my own up.
Only because I was being a nervous faggot and was expecting a Triad to come bursting in.
>I watched Rush Hour 2 the night before
>>29910010
wiped it up with what?
>>29910010
Right mate! how much did it cost, come now?
internet comment about the new pokemon game. It's a phenomenom!
I was at macdonalds today when a mid 20's female came in right beside me with her phone facing me. she could tell how annoyed i was and said "sorry but theres a pokemon rite here..." she was there for 5 minutes. i had to get up and move.
>>29910072
what you on about you daft tart
>>29910020
A cleansing wipe she gave me.
>>29910031
20 because it was my first time.
I go in for regular normal massages and just to talk to her on Friday's I pay 25 bongs for 30 mins of heaven.
If I pay extra or ask I can also ''get more'' she's become more of a friend now, so it;s odd if she touches me.
I think it was more of a ''welcome'' thing.
>Fuck, I love Asians.
>>29910086
oh i see
the only decent one in my area i could find was this one
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+fishponds-bs16/bristol-new-oriental-rose/135639323
50 quid for half an hour seems a bit steep though
17 year old lasses are prime
>>29910079
you havn't heard? It was even on bbc national news for christ's sake
>>29910136
Cheaper compared to the one I'm fucking this weekend
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+manchester-m1/23-years-japanese-girl-new-in-m1-full-service/129776192
>>29910193
Get the fuck out you creep.
>>29910455
she's ruff m8
why you shagging her
>>29910535
Skull fucking her
>>29910193
Looks like an ugly back tattoo on a chubby slag
Prime women there lad
>>29910193
What kind of creeper follows 17 year old girls about near 1am on a Wednesday morning?
Please don't tell me you went to a Highschool party..
>>29910854
shut up or ill follow you
>>29911000
Hahahaaha
You actually were.
FAGGOT
A
G
G
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Riced my desktop, lads.
>>29911333
Looks good lad
I wish I still did drugs.
It's 2am and I've decided I want to be a bit fucked up. If I start drinking now then I won't get there until 3:30 or 4, then be up until after the sun rises and sleep in way too late.
Drugs? Instant.
I miss drugs.
I don't want to go into work tomorrow.
How the fuck am I meant to keep it up for 30+ years exactly?
>ex-NEET mate telling me he's landed a 20k a year job
>meanwhile I haven't had a job in nearly 5 years and can barely get an interview for bottom of the barrel supermarkets
Lads I have no friends
What should I do to get some? I used to play sports and have hobbies but I'm skint and stuck in the house every day.
I haven't had any human contact outside this board in months
>>29912230
Friends are for normies, lad.
>>29912230
where do you live?
i'll be your friend senpai
>>29911765
Managed 48 hours without drinking, still felt like shit.
had 2 drinks tonight and already feel better
>>29913039
Scotland
Oregano
>>29910193
Swear this niggas 6foot5 obese middle aged nigga
>>29903543
Post it now nigga
Just woke up at exactly 4:20 and there was loads of aliens ayy lmaoing at the end of my bed.
>>29914661
that was me, sorry
i wont do it again
>>29914661
hypnopompic hallucination
>>29906590
these are the posts that make me want to an hero
never been fat and i'm a kissless handholdless virgin, at least you had something obvious to improve. no woman has so much as looked twice at me
It's so distressing seeing people develop so much more than you. I'm a NEET in my twenties, also never had a job, on anti-depressants and no motivation to do anything except jump off a cliff. I think I'm beyond saving now
>>29913991
i'd be your friend, you sound a bit like me but i'm not in scotland
>>29910072
>tfw normies are playing pokemon outside
>tfw too scared and anxious to go outside so just sit in playing the old gen 2 games
just end it senpai
>>29914804
>>29914805
420 blaze it ayy lmao
you guys seen all those grown men that ran out into a road to catch a mewtwo?
>all the normies in here
christ even the brits on /r9k/ are normies, this country is the worst in the world for robots
>>29915215
thats a good thing
oceee
>>29915229
well idk how you cope living in this country, even for normies it's shit
>>29915413
I aint coping, I was the one posting about how every time I leave my home chavs yell shit at me to the point I don't leave. I am one insult away from a mass shooting.
Gettin' pretty tired lads.
>tfw I'll probably wake up in the evening
Sleeping pattern's buggered. Nocturnal one week, Diurnal the next.
>>29915931
>tfw having to stay up all night and the following day to help fix sleeping pattern
>>29915558
just do it, theres nothing else here for you
bumping the thread b4 i anhero
LADS I FARTED AND ITS FUCKING RANK
SMELLS SO GOOD
>>29914856
Got Skype etc?
>>29915558
oh ok, sorry anon. I can mostly ward chavs off with my autism
>>29916204
fuck i know that feel
anyone else been fucked since the EU Ref?
Still no reply lads. Feeling sad desu
Discount chain Poundland agrees to 597m takeover by South African retail group Steinhoff International.
>>29917350
Have a (you) my fellow sad and lonely friend
police and ambulance outside the flats some bloke screaming in pain but they can't get in. the noisy fucker woke me up, i hope he dies the cunt
>>29917769
Feel poorly too but my slave driver only goes statutory sick pay so I can't afford to lose the money.
You might never hear from nigii againgoodright?
I knew this would come back to haunt me one day
Thanks for being my only friends lads
>>29917944
5/10 character, was at least believable and annoying
6/10 ending, suitable and leaves possibility of return
1/10 earphones
also whose gonna look after your fish?
Lads remind me, did tilde just want to be skinny cause he was fat or did he do it because he wanted to be a girl?
Also how old was he?
Swear him, nigii, azulad and junlad are all the same age
>>29918139
I know for fact that tilde, azu and jun are all different ages. No idea about nigii but he's probably 15 desu
>>29918262
How old was tilde?
Azu was 18 I thought tilde was as well
>>29917944
You dead then senpai?
>>29911957
My nightmare is becoming a reality
>>29918296
I think tilde was 19 or 20, jun talked about starting a masters so he's obviously a year or two older
I didn't think you could get pkmn go in UK yet
>namefag special edition
Ree
>tfw still no reply
>>29908717
>the presenter isn't a massive faggot
>Michael Palin
>>29918967
Michael Palin is cool though, who would you recommend?
>new girl starting at work
>she's tall and model tier hot
>me the ugly manlet has to help train her
oh shit oh fucking shit I can't do it lads
Morning lads, just been woken up by 4 sirens hammering up the street outside my flat. Can't see anything out the window.
Wonder what happened?
>>29918967
Fuck off you cunt Palin is a GOAT-tier presenter
>>29919072
Michael Palin is great don't listen to that faggot
>>29919072
Not that faggot but Anthony Bourdain's travel shows are great, even more so if you enjoy food
It's my 23rd birthday, everything is shit
Card/presents from my parents haven't got here yet, I've got work to do but I just want to sit around and mope
Probably gonna go buy a bunch of reduced bags of cookies from Sainsbo's later, then scoff them all and throw up
>Beat Labour in two General Elections
>Won the Scottish Referendum
>Gave us a fair EU referendum
>Recovered the UK economy
>Top tier banter at Prime Minister's Questions
>Refused to take massive amounts of Syrian refugees
Press F to pay respects.
>>29919603
Happy birthday hunna, you should buy some strong booze and drink until you black out, that always cheers me up on birthdays and the like
>>29919355
This is where you act like an Chad before she knows what you're really like
Or you act nice and you might get to fuck her ugly friend
>>29919603
Happy birthday fampai. You should get yourself a caterpillar cake desu
>>29919689
Fuck off and good riddance
>>29908717
Late reply but The Story of China was great, I don't even like the chinks but I watched all 6 on a Sunday afternoon while it was raining and it was comfy as fuck, it made me want to go to China.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06ymzy7
>>29919818
Watched an episode of that recently, enjoyed it quite a bit. There always seem to be tons of documentaries about India on BBC 4 and I find them really comfy for some reason
>>29919689
>Couldn't manage to get a majority in his first election, barely scraped one in his second.
>Caused the number of Scottish nationalists in Parliament to jump to 56
>Crippled the economy for the next 5-10 years to settle an internal dispute in his party (unsuccessfully)
>>29917944
Whose following you?
>>29919946
Plain clothes police lad. Everywhere I go. And a van parked outside my house.
I have a collection of 40 GB, I think that might be the reason. But I don't want to delete it incase I am being paranoid.
>Nigii is now a nonce
Wow, what an interesting twist in his story arc
Nigii the nonce
>>29919998
I'm not a nonce mate. That means a child molester.
I'm not a child molester, I am an ethical paedophile.
>>29920024
Shut up nonce
>>29920060
I'm not a nonce mate.
>>29919702
>>29919768
thanks anons
Might go for a long walk up a hill and sit there overnight or something stupid like that
>>29920075
Don't reply to me again nonce, I don't want to have to give evidence at your nonce trial for being a nonce
I've asked this before, and nobody responded.
Please, someone who is a NEET, give me advice on how to claim them.
>>29920082
As if you'd be capable of giving evidence in court. You'd be stuttering in the witness box until you fainted from anxiety, you socially inept virgin.
>>29920094
Claim what? Bennies? A gf? Pokemon?
Poleaboo didn't take his AA, only E last night
>>29920094
It literally couldn't be easier, just fill in the form online and wait for the call
>>29920138
Bennies, sorry. I should have been specific.
>>29920143
yes but there's so many different types, and it confuses me.
>>29920160
Just get JSA
>>29920160
>>29920211
if he's confused it sounds like he might be a PIP case.
>tfw normie ex-friends have added you to a whatsapp group and are trying to get back in touch with you
What do I do lads? Feel like sperging out and ignoring it but this is probably my last chance
Going to be living in this apartment in Tokyo for a month lads. Looks comfy as fuck.
Someones pretending to be nigii again and people are falling for it
>>29920211
>>29920215
What are these? Explain?
>>29920306
Fuck off thainonce
>>29920348
>Thainonce
What does this mean?
>>29920024
Probably shouldn't of googled ethical paedophile.
Anyway whats the difference?
>>29920381
A child molester molests children
An ethical paedophile is attracted to children, but has made a personal commitment to never engage in sexual activity with a child.
>tfw keep getting softbanned on Pokemon GO
>>29918633
Nah I wouldn't die the same day Mr Robot season 2 starts.
>>29919946
No one lad
>>29919965
stop
>>29919998
no, I have no interest in sex
also samefag
>>29920112
kekonlyusingthetriptoproveitsmesorry
>>29920410
hope i dont get arrested for googling it
>>29920471
Nah you won't, it's fine, it's not illegal to be attracted to children.
>>29920450
How do you get banned
>>29920460
Noncigii
>>29920112
I'm a turbonormie mate, I come here to bully the nonce and the paki
>>29920306
how'd you swindle that lad? looks incredible
>>29920636
you just want to ride his dick i bet
why have normies ruined pokemon for me?
>>29920660
keep projecting, literally don't care what a grub like you had to say
>tfw no reply still.
When is acceptable to send another message?
>>29920644
I work from home, and my boss doesn't give a shit where I am as long as I get the work done, so I thought I might as well live in Japan for a month.
The apartment is going to cost my entire monthly salary so I'll have to dip into my savings for a bit, but I think it's worth it since it's only a month.
had a job interview today lads
>message some girl on facebook advertising for shitty job in call center
>daddy gives me a lift down
>go up the stairs, feel the sounds of normies penetrate my soul
>nope, start shaking and breathing heavily gotta get out
>pussy out
>go home and tell my parents as it is, they understand and are pretty chill
when she messaged me on facebook asking where I was, just told her I had a medical emergency and we rescheduled for tuesday.
How the fuck do I get over my anxiety? Fairly sure i'll get the job as they take anyone, but I just can't bring myself to fucking face the room of normies
>>29920677
how many you sent already? don't ever go over the double
double is the limit
>>29920661
No-one will give a shit about that phone 'game' in a month so stop crying.
Got here early so i'll show you now
I planted my tank and bought some catfish, managed to get an albino one, just wanted to show my movie night friends. I'm off again now. Not gonna post here again so please ignore the people pretending to be me.
>>29920723
If you can't face the work environment there's no way be able to handle a call centre job.
t. anon who quit his call centre job on the first day
>>29920567
Cheating
It only last a short while
But the first time I did it I could go for hours without being caught, now it's really quick
>>29920748
Poleaboo would like to piss in that tank so all your fish die :)
>>29920784
>>29920775
Poor timing, chum
>>29920723
what did daddy say when you got back to the car?
>that was quick?
>>29906140
I see a little round-headed buffoon in that picture.
>>29920769
I worked in one for a few weeks, it's fucking shit but it seems impossible to get another job if you're on jobseekers. It's like they can smell the incompetence. neet life is fucking ass
>>29920804
hahaha exactly that! gotta love daddy
Think I accidentally passed an exam today.
Professional qualification for work. Didn't go to the training courses but stayed signed up because it got me 2 days off for study leave. Planed to just use them as a holiday Monday and Tuesday, and then go fail today.
Pretty sure I nailed it. 2ez.
Bought two chomp bars just now and sperged while doing so.
>H-how much?
>Two. T-thanks.
Sometimes my voice just catches and I can't help it. Just fuck my life up.
Think I'm going to have a day in bed
got out of bed early because I thought I could get shit done.
realise that was a terrible mistake. theres nothing for me in the world.
>>29920725
Only sent the one text. Think it's worth sending the second on whatsapp and saying something like
"Hey did you get my text the other day?"
>>29920929
It's okay pal.
I bought a video game today, and since the guy did not say anything while I handed it to him, I locked up and conducted the entire transaction in silence, even when he did start chatting. Not a straight forward one or anything too, I had a completed rewards stamp card which I just shoved towards him without saying a word.
>>29921019
nah leave it I reckon mate, it's a bit beggy
I can guarantee that the one place any male Pokemon fans will not find a Pokemon is on a naked woman.
>May is PM now
>this means eventually no more /britfeel/
Cherish every moment you have here, lads.
Having the worst pizza hut buffet ever lads.
They only have one pizza out, and it's onion.
Like, just onions.
Who gets a pizza with only onions on it?
This armpit air conditioner is the best thing you'll see all day
>>29921107
Cox her.
Be the hero britfeel deserves.
>>29921122
could put on my pants and feed my arse crack too
>>29921049
Bit shitty to invite someone to something then ignore them when they ask for more details.
Guess I just need to let this friend go.
>>29921107
If she starts censoring the Internet the normiestablishment will lose their shit
>>29921117
I stopped going because of that bullshit. They never have good pizzas out.
>>29921164
just see what happens, don't go mental over it
if you think they're fucking you over just drop it, act like you don't give a shit if it's brought up
Poleaboo just saw a blonde white girl walking past his window
Think we made eye contact
>>29920748
Nice tank lad.
>>29920800
But we all know you want to "chum"
>257 posts in
>no exhortation to post waifus
Post 'em lads. Got any plans for the day or is it the usual sitting around?
Poleaboo just had another fight with his sisters
He was being rude to them when they attempted to engage him in conversation, just like they were being rude to him yesterday
They threw tantrums unsurprisingly
>>29921629
M is that you
Poleaboo is on a diet
He is hungry
Not sure what to do
Just persevere or get a light snack?
Poleaboo is nearing the final stages of completing his ultimate plan.
The bullies of /r9k/ and all others will rue the day they made him miserable. The oppressed will become the oppressor. History books will be written about Poleaboo, he will not allow his story to be swept under the rug. Justice will be served.
13:30 and I just accepted a delivery at my door in my pyjamas. A year or two ago the thought would have mortified me
>>29921581
Gul'Dan just got released on Heroes of the Storm so I'm gunna bunker up and play him all day.
>Dat fear'n Life Drain'n Corruption'n Ork lyfe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAiBPiWFE8
>>29921748
>Justice
Justice is a word pigs and other abusers with power use.
Justice is the term used when Poleaboo was oppressed by these people
Justice is not something Poleaboo believes in
Poleaboo believes only in equalisation and fairness
>>29921811
what's changed then lad?
>>29921825
Poleaboo really wanted to like HotS and WoW but they're just not his genre
today is deadlifts and shoulders lads
hate deadlifts and shoulders
>>29921840
I guess I just don't care anymore.
It's something I've noticed socially too, I used to be the worst type of awkward cringe sperg around people I didn't know but after spending loads of time on my own I got comfortable with myself. I'm still quite shit at small talk but now I more or less say whatever I want rather than overthinking everything.
Poleaboo hates nigii and would happily kill him
>>29921920
How much you deadlift lad?
I always feel like a weak little shit when people online talk about how a 150kg deadlift isn't even impressive and I maxed at 90kg.
>>29921947
about 150kg
any more and my form goes to shit and makes my back ache the next day
>>29921924
>I guess I just don't care anymore.
I can relate to that
>Poleaboo just ate 2 chicken legs coated in Piri Piri sauce
Why is it so hard to fast outside of Ramadan?
>>29922179
You don't fast during slamadan.
Going to pub this weekend with a chad friend for the second time, he's set me up with a girl - how do I not fuck this up?
>>29922241
>Going to pub this weekend with a chad friend for the second time, he's set me up with a girl - how do I not fuck this up?
ask your chad friend for tips on how to be a chad
is 6th form compulsory yet?
This was meant to be the best day of the year and its been horrible.
The catfish and shrimp are all ill and probably dying, i'm out of money, poleaboo apparently doesn't like me anymore and neither do the movie night squad.
I really do fucking fail
I'm off back to an, bye.
>>29922330
No you go to college at 16
>>29922360
Nah mate you go to sixth form. College is for Americans.
Do any porn videos with a dick of emily bloom exist, I would love a pov porn video of her
>go to job center
>ask for more bennies
>woman there says she can't give me more bennies
>tells me to look for a job
>i say ok lol
>ask if she'll give me a job and wink at her
>she ignores me
>leave
>see wagecucks on their generous half hour lunch breaks rushing around trying to find food
>go sit in maccy d's and eat a happy meal
>use the toilet
>wipe some of my shit on the handle using paper
>wait for a bus
>get on the bus with a bunch of schoolkids
>give one a fag
>get off at gipton
>see my mum coming out of the bingo hall
>she tells me to give her a fag
>tell her to fuck off, I already give her one in the morning
>she calls me a tightarse spack
>go to the pub together
>I secretly pour my vodka shot into her cocktail before giving it to her
>she gets completely blasted
>manage to wangle fifty quid out of her for me to 'go to college'
>one of her friends offers to walk her home
>go hang out with baz for a while
>he tells me about the cannabis seeds he wants to order
>remind him that he lives in a fucking cellar, he doesn't have enough light
>he calls me a dickhead
>call him a nonce
>he tells me to get out of his fucking house
>go to the store and buy a six pack of tinnies
>come home
>drink it all
>go to sleep
>wake up at 1:30pm with a massive headache
>shout at mum to make me some breakfast
>she brings up bangers and bacon for me
>asks me what I'm doing today
>tell her fuck all, I looked for jobs yesterday
>she gives me a kiss
Life is on the up
>>29922389
I would seriously be contemplating suicide if this was my life. Sounds so depressing.
>>29922388
she gave up modelling 2 years ago lad
>>29922389
Sounds like life in a dead seaside town.
>>29922456
I've seen her stick a dildo up her vag, wouldn't call that modelling
>>29921581
I wish I was sitting around.
Wagecuck life is depressing.
>>29922456
incorrect, she did a video with hegre art this year
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:78362d1fcf79f378e3590c89298c885d95068707&dn=%5bHegre-Art%5d%202016-06-21%20-%20Emily%20Bloom%20-%20Stripped%20Naked%20in%20Hollywood%20%5bMP4%5d%5b1920x1080%5d.mp4&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fzer0day.ch%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.sktorrent.net%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fp4p.arenabg.ch%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2feddie4.nl%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.blackunicorn.xyz%3a6969%2fannounce
>>29922345
I don't hate you
Kent
>>29921581
Waiting for the mental health services to ring me.
Waiting for employment authorization. Bored as fuck
>>29922345
Poleaboo doesn't hate you specifically
I hate all the movie night cunts, they told me to leave last Friday
>>29922688
Is it for the autism?
Poleaboo is going to go back on AA and E
Listening to his family it reminded him of one of the reasons why he is doing this
I just want to be somebody else
Just found out about a website (onedelivery) that delivers mcdonalds, kfc and subway
>>29922836
No burger king? What a trash service.
>>29922836
Poleaboo is quite full up and hopefully won't need to eat any more for the rest of the day
Sat watching David Icke lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Ta5uAlqgM
>>29922866
What does Poleaboo think of Mia Malkova's femdom scene?
>>29922930
I'm not familiar with it
>>29922801
But you aren't a shit person because of your family, you're a shit person because of your shitty actions.
>>29922865
My local BK delivers anyway, they have an army of moped riders at their disposal
I'm back mateys
what have I missed?
>>29922732
Yes they was horrible to me to, I haven't been in other a month because of it.
>>29922648
Thank you kent, I have noticed you stick up for me more than the others.
>>29923001
Nigiis back
poleaboos a paki
kent is a whore
Tilde died
>>29922345
I can tell you that other than kent you are the most hated poster in this thread.
Changes you can expect are (and in no specific order):
Change in mental thinking. You sit there now having no idea, but you'll realize after you start hormones how much Testosterone really does effect your thinking, and how much you really DO think with your penis, whether you know it or not!
Loss of sex drive. This isn't a for-sure thing, but many girls do lose their sex drive. Some lose the urge to masturbate as frequently, or at all. You may also have problems maintaining erections.
Loss of Ejaculation. Many girls stop ejaculating completely. All that cum you used to spurt out all over the walls, bed sheets, your hands, people's faces, etc (:P) will be gone! You can still orgasm of course, but nothing comes out.
Breast Growth. Your breasts will slowly but surely start growing. Just as in a genetic-girl, they go from slightly swelling and being tender (and oh-so-painful), to a slightly raised mound, to growing a little bit every day. You won't notice that today your boobs are 1/100th of an inch bigger than they were yesterday, but over time (months), you'll notice they are definitely growing. It usually takes anywhere from 2 years to 7 years for full breast development, so be patient, and don't expect miracles. The rule of thumb on breast size is one cup less than your genetic female relatives, but it varies from person to person. The younger you start, the more developed your breasts will be at the end. Older transsexuals, especially those starting at 30+, often receive very little, if any, breast development. But there is always surgery for that. However, starting young (late teens, early twenties) can result in developed breasts. Transsexuals who have started earlier than 18 have even reached complete, Tanner Stage V, breast development.
>>29923038
I saw the topless pic if that is kent I', impressed
>>29923050
Fat Redistribution. Over time, your body fat will slowly redistribute, from the male fat deposits on the stomach, to the female fat deposits of the upper arms, thighs, hips, and breasts. Over a long period of time, your body can go from looking very masculine to a female "hour glass figure". But this all depends on body type and genetics, once again.
Loss of body Hair, Slowing of Male-Pattern Baldness. Your body hair will slowly change, and either disappear completely or turn into vellus hairs (baby hairs, the kind women have). Your body will slowly change towards hairless limbs and trunk, and your pubic hair will redistribute to a female pattern. Male Pattern Baldness will be stopped completely, as it's caused by Testosterone (which you no longer have!), but it can rarely be reversed.
Did anyone listen to Farage's LBC show? It was pretty dull, but at the end some polweenie with a high voice called and asked about "kek and meme magic". Farage ignored it obviously, but that's who is on /pol/? I was expecting burly skinheads, not nerdy runts.
>>29923046
yeah I know but why?
I don't hate anyone and everytime someone tells me to do something I do it.
Stop blogging, ok
Start tripping, ok
Stop tripping, ok
Stop coming to movie night, ok
You get the picture, I just want to be happy.
>>29923038
>Nigiis back
I'm not staying
>>29923056
who have you gone on holiday with?
>>29922865
they do do burger king, I was just listing the main ones
>>29923056
2 of my friends from secondary school
I hate Poleaboo. He is a cunt. He has never done anything good for anyone. No one has ever been helped by him. No one has ever enjoyed being around him.
All he does is violate people. He has a self righteous attitude like he's being reasonable and that he is the victim. But really he is one of the shittiest people in the world.
Let me know if you agree/disagree.
>>29923104
Haha are you kidding? /Pol/ is just young losers who deal with their personal inadequacies by being racist. The same way that /fit/ is for people who deal with their personal inadequacies by becoming obsessed with fitness, and /r9k/ is for people to deal with their sexual inadequacies by hating women/the world.
>>29923137
I (Nigii) likes poleaboo, he is broken just like myself
>>29923001
for he love of god just kill yourself you failure. literally nobody wants you here
>>29923176
if you describe yourself as broken chances are you're just an attention seeker
>>29923189
>for he love of god just kill yourself you failure. literally nobody wants you here
only you mate seem to have a problem with him
>>29923137
>He has never done anything good for anyone
He wants to help those who are nice to him but beats himself up when doesn't know how to
>>29923137
Agreed. He's a piece of shit. I feel sorry for all the people he has encountered. The polish girls, his old flatmates, etc.
He thinks that people deserve to be punished if they don't like him. But no one could possibly like him.
Amir you're a pathetic excuse for a human being. And this is coming from a fellow asian, so there's nothing racist about it. It's all your fault for being such a fucking shit person. You deserve the misery and mess your life has become.
>>29923189
what have I done to offend you other than contributing to the thread for months?
>>29923219
No he doesn't. He has never tried to help anyone. He just sneaks his urine into their food and violates their privacy.
What filling do you go for on your jacket potato?
>>29923208
I don't mind attention on r9k but I hate it in real life. I think everyone needs attention sometimes
>>29923215
>>29923189
I think shout isnt that bad but does need to apologise to tilde, that was uncalled for. As long as hes not mean to people i'm fine with shout
>>29923221
What about the amusement park workers? They were all cunts, literal bullies.
anyone got this weeks movie poll?
>>29923215
>>29923227
>this obvious samefagging
you know damn well what you did you fat waste of space now fucking end your self
>>29923259
So what? Everyone gets bullied sometimes. It doesn't give Poleaboo an excuse to do whatever he wants.
Plus videoing someone in the bathroom without their consent and urinating in their milk is a lot worse than anything the amusement park workers did to him.
>>29923250
he needs to apologise to the whole thread desu. britfeel used to get 2 or 3 threads a day before he sperged out. i also dont see why he trips since he isnt particulary likable or interesting
>>29923266
I think the only person here that should have a legitimate problem with me is tilde
>>29923250
>i'm fine with shout
he doxxed someone just to "see if he could do it"
he is a complete cunt and is not wanted here
>>29923290
It doesn't really matter
Slower threads benefit from trips, they put a shift in when it comes to post count
>>29923281
They deserved it
Honestly, I only regret not doing something worse to them
Though there's still time for that
>>29923298
nobody outside of your movie night hugbox likes you mate
>>29923250
I have said a few times that I regret the way I treated tilde
>>29923326
I can live with that
can you?
>>29923307
I never released any of the guys information I just posted a pic with all the shit blacked out
>>29923307
He only doxxed there real name though, no address. But yeah he can be, he can also be quite nice as well.
>>29923298
New shrimp
>>29923319
They didn't deserve it! They did nothing wrong to you! They were completely innocent and you abused them. You think they deserved it because they didn't want to be your friend? Who would want to be friends with the type of person who would put a hidden camera in the bathroom and piss in someone else's food? No one would want to be your friend.
I'd have you put down like a dog if I could. You really don't deserve to live in a society with the rest of us if you could do the shit you have and not even be sorry about it.
>>29923376
pretty nice, I like those scum sucking fish that just stick on to the walls
also I assume you have but make sure that your new fish compatible or one might end up dead
>>29923395
>Who would want to be friends with the type of person who would put a hidden camera in the bathroom and piss in someone else's food?
I did that AFTER they wouldn't befriends me or were inconsiderate
>>29923427
The cory catfish are one of the few fish that can be kept with bettas, don't worry I did my research. The shrimp was just accidentally on one of the plants I bought however my betta isnt interested in him. He might be eaten by the morning though..
you're thinking off the Aquarium Plecostomus Catfish Species or just Pleco. My catfish do it as well, just not as often.
>>29923395
>They were completely innocent
Except they weren't
I don't understand how you can come to this board and not understand how cruel people can be
>>29923482
Yes but they could tell what type of person you are. The type of person who would do that.
That's why they didn't want to befriend you. They saw who you are. And then you proved it.
>>29923501
What was cruel? They didn't add you on facebook? You've shown time and time again that you are a shit person who does terrible things to the people around you. Why should they add you on facebook? Why is anyone obligated to be friends with such a shit person?
Poleaboo realises he really needs a job, it would greatly aid his post-transition life
>>29923525
I don't do bad things unprovoked
I only expect people to treat me how I would treat them
If someone friend requested me on facebook, I would accept them
If someone was trying to relax next door, I wouldn't have all night long parties with my friends
You guys remember me from yesterday? I tripped in front of those teens and got mad and messaged them? Finally got a reply...
>>29923559
>If someone was trying to relax next door, I wouldn't have all night long parties with my friends
>I wouldn't have all night long parties with my friends
>parties with my friends
>friends
>>29923559
So you'd expect to drink someone else's urine just because you've pissed them off?
OK, you've pissed me off plenty of times. Give me your address, I will come round and get you to drink a glass of my urine.
After all, if you treat people the way you wish to be treated, you should be drinking piss pretty often, no?
>>29923584
obviously bullshit but told you I wasnt gonna get beat up
>>29923597
No, because that's not reasonable
If our roles were reversed I would not be pissed off by my/your actions
>>29923659
>>29923597
People act bad when under pressure.
It was wrong but pole isnt a bad person anymore
>>29923647
Good, i'm glad you got it sorted mate!
think my catfish is gonna be dead soon, really sad.
>Skills Minister Nick Boles has announced he is leaving his role and returning to the back benches
What a none job. They could replace him with a fucking answering machine and nobody would know.
>>29923659
You have a flawed idea of what is reasonable. How can you possibly think your actions were a reasonable response?
I think it's more reasonable that someone wouldn't want to be facebook friends with you, or that someone would want to have their friends over to their flat.
Urinating in someone's milk or taking a secret video of them in the bathroom is NEVER reasonable, don't you understand that?
Here's what playing Pokemon Go is like for a 42-year-old man living on a remote island
>>29923729
yeah mate, I understand those feels
>>29923708
>Urinating in someone's milk or taking a secret video of them in the bathroom is NEVER reasonable, don't you understand that?
ah
You're an ethical absolutionist
e.g. Certain things are always wrong
The world isn't black and white, you need to consider context
Youtube videos gone from 10 views to 61
>>29923781
that means people are watching it
>>29923756
>being this delusional
I went to uni and became Chad, you went to uni and became a psychotic tranny. Consider killing yourself.
>>29923802
I know i'm glad
>>29923756
I am considering the context. They did nothing to you. You had absolutely no justification. I don't see why you can't understand that.
>>29923781
giz a link, la
h-hi britfeel
you're gonna vote for me, right?
>>29923647
Hes just sent Was just laughing at when you tripped pal
Is he trying to insult me?
>>29923826
>They did nothing to you. You had absolutely no justification
They did and I did
I keep telling you that.
They hurt me through their actions, they KNEW they would hurt me doing the things they did or they didn't care
It's not just about what they did but their intentions
>>29923836
Yeah, love the man
>>29923832
doxxablee information and I will get bullied
Sorry
>>29923843
>Being this delicate
And northerners have the balls to call us southern fairies
>>29923869
I'm not a northerner, why does he keep saying pal?
>>29923861
I know it anyway, you posted it on int nigii
>>29923859
You were oversensitive. No one should be forced to be your friend just because it will hurt your feelings.
Robot Wars returns to TV on July 24th
>>29923922
Poleaboo is sorta looking forward to this
Pretty sure the meta is shit (spinners banned and flippers everywhere) and the new host won't have the charm of Craig Charles
>>29923911
If you can tell me that I shouldn't be offended by their actions then I can tell you that they shouldn't be offended by mine
>>29923922
Mr robot returns tonight , got two healthy new fish and i'm back on britfeel. I'm looking at the positives from now on.
>>29923965
Your actions were terrible.
Their actions were normal.
There's a big difference.
>>29923905
Nigii has a youtube channel?
kek I got to see this post the link
>>29923887
Idk, he's probably just a fucking cretin
>>29923559
Why aren't you using the name Monica?
>>29924041
Just like me then :)
>>29923996
Can't be arsed to get a link but I remember it was called Torii Savage, nothing special on there
Amerifag here, is it true you dont need a car in most of parts of Britain? like there is a grocer within walking distance of most people? sounds win, i hate driving.
>>29924100
Yeah you could get be easily without a car in countless areas in the UK. Cars are nice though imo.
>>29924079
I'm not sure
I'd feel like a bit of an attentionwhore
Being Poleaboo is more relevant to my posts than being Monica
>>29924114
>I'm not sure
It's because you identify as being a (male) polish obsessed criminal than a girl. Even 'Monica' is just another part of your obsession with them, going as far to use their name for this tranny period.
Don't worry lads Amir is going to jail
I've spoken to the detective in Aberdeen and they are monitoring his posts through his ISP, they are going to use it as evidence at the trial to get him put away .
>>29924221
Reminder that they still haven't indited me
>>29924250
They've charged you and you are awaiting trial.
Seen about 30 people playing Pokemon go outside today and I live in a semi rural town, what the fuck is going on. I even saw one semi qt on her own and considered talking to her. I didn't, of course.
Poleaboo copy and paste the speech you're going to say at the trial.
I know you've already been writing it, will be the highlight of your sad life.
>>29924290
Not awaiting trial
I'm on bail and awaiting INDICTMENT
>>29924303
>what the fuck is going on
Where you born yesterday lad? Normiefads happen.
>>29924357
I just don't fucking understand normies alright? Why the fuck is Pokemon Go cool? It makes you look like a mong, it's still collection virtual Japanese monsters, even though people are outside they're just glued to some game on their phone, why is it not seen as social death? How is cool or normal, to me it's more embarrassing than just playing Pokemon at home or whatever? I literally have no idea what the rules are
WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST GET A JOB INSTEAD OF SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER SHITPOSTING ALL DAY, ITS NOT EVEN WORTH READING, YOU FUCKING PATHETIC NEETS FAIL TO ENTERTAIN US WAGERS AFTER A LONG HARD DAY OF BEING PRODUCTIVE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY MEANWHILE YOU CUNTS CAN BARELY EAVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO FEED YOURSELVES WITHOUT USING YOUR FINGERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29924090
Not true but I liked that video.
Theresa May on the streets, Mother Theresa between the sheets.
>>29924404
>Why the fuck is Pokemon Go cool?
Everyone played pokemon when younger. Normies love nothing more than 'NOSTALGIA XD'. A normies favourite item is the smartphone he/she can't go two minutes without using to text/snapchat/tinder/blog/whatever on. Combine these two with a free price (due to all the microtransactions they'll be drowning under in a few months) and you've got the hippest thing in the world! For a month or two at-least.
>>29924309
I don't have anything concrete down yet, sorry
Got a text lads. Not the one I was after though.
Step-mum is going to need to go into the hospice.
Posting mogs because I need to cheer myself up after being ignored and now getting bad news
>>29924483
Yeah, you're right. I don't like it though, I mean Pokemon is cool, I actually quote like it, but this whole pheonomon does upset me still.
>>29924504
What is mogs. What is that webm
>>29924504
That is pretty sad news mate, just make sure you're there with her as much as possible, it will make all the difference to her
>>29924518
I mean I love Pokemon, played all the games. Haven't even downloaded this though, it's litterally a smartphone game with Pokemon plastered on it to popularize it.
Just ignore the normies, they'll be bored of it after a month or two due to it being a hollow app game or the microtransactions being given a larger significance.
>>29924545
>>29924545
That was a video of a pack of wild moggs
I'm going to miss David Cameron. In the same way as I'd miss having a roll of barbed wire rammed up my tea towel holder.
>>29924601
You're getting one of those for free anyway lad, old Theresa will sort you out with that
Nigii you do know mr robot season 2 episode 1 got premiered a day early right? You can watch it now.
>>29924808
Yeah I know, I've been so busy I haven't had the chance to watch it and i'm working the night shift tonight so I'm gonna wait till tomorrow night.
Can anyone reccomend me some good music for tonight? I got bored of what I use to listen to and have been listening to vaporwave and quite a bit of misogi. So anything like that thanks.
>>29906140
At this exact moment, and for the next few minutes, the UK doesn't have a Prime Minister
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06I97q9r97J
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06I97q9r97J
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06I97q9r97J
Thinking of getting this as my first tattoo, feedback?
>>29925396
Looks worse than the shit you see on that channel 4 tattoo program, and that's saying a lot
>>29925396
awful, please don't do it anon
>>29924908
Try some podcasts. I like hello Internet but it's a bit reddit teir at times desu
>>29925001
Why did I listen to 40 seconds of this shite
>>29924908
Here you go nigii lad, not vaporwave but similar aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttf48FFUhKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIgI6mBl3YE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv8Se8xSMiw
I work in an environment manned by people, my day is so much better when I work with the stacey, I may be a robot but when I get to look at that ass that squats I imagine cuckolding her boyfriend by smashing that asshole like the beaches of Normandy in the toilet.
Is there any possible way this will happen or is my crippling loneliness taking toll on my mind?
Given the opportunity I'd let her shit in my mouth for a blow/handjob
>>29925396
I like it but not there, would look good on the back of your leg maybe.
>>29925569
Thanks a lot
>>29925568
I might check it out thank you
>>29925412
>>29925433
whats up with it lads?
>>29925611
maybe
Got the text I was waiting for lads.
Cheered me up a tad I guess.
Just seen a waggon driver and a van driver square up too
>>29925793
>gradients
>all the lines are swoopy
>Wolf
>it's a bit gay
>in no way unique
>>29925849
>>it's a bit gay
You're a bit gay
>>29925849
what's wrong with gradients?
This was meant to be the best day of the year but instead im really depressed
>>29926125
Nah lad you are. Your boyfriend told me.
>>29926138
Looks like a cartoon and its likely to end up shit
>>29926182
>This was meant to be the best day of the year
Why
>>29926259
Day of work, getting new fish and mr robot season 2.
Instead I got called in to do the night shift, all the fish are dying and I feel like shit plus i'm down 40 quid.
>>29926182
Is it your birthday?
>>29924808
>>29926306
Been searching for it on Netflix all day, only turns out its on Amazon instead isn't it!?
What am I like lads!?
Niigi if you like vaporwave have you ever listened to Hong Kong Express? Amazing
SNOOPERS CHARTER IN FULL EFFECT LADS
ENCRYPT THOSE DRIVES, SECURE THOSE LINES
SHES COMING FOR YOU
>>29926419
Yeah I have, its good.
>>29926431
oh no
Dear britfeel,
I came here to laugh at you.
Regards,
Anon
old bald bloke in a topless merc just drove past blasting out snow informer kek
>>29926592
Dear Anon,
I am laughing at the fact you came here to laugh at us because there is in fact no one to laugh at.
Regards,
Another Anon
wolf whistling is now a hate crime s m h
>>29926630
Absolutely ruthless
>>29926661
Breathing manually is now a crime
You are now breathing manually.
>>29921581
My "plans for the day" included another failed attempt at an oxidative trifluoromethylation, time to order the feelium.
Sure all of us have been there
>Nigii plans to come here to brag about his GOAT day
>Day backfires and he ends up using the thread to moan like everyone else
>>29926431
Don't worry, Anon.
>>29926713
I came here yesterday because I missed these threads, you need to get off my dick mate.
>>29926694
explain please
>>29926785
this is not nigii however I do think you should leave me alone and not keep pushing arguments
>>29926713
May and Hammond to make the country successful, only for Chris Evans to take over as PM and fuck it all up
day 2 of wagecucking wasnt as bad except im more tired because i couldnt sleep well last night
>>29924481
VILE
I
L
E
I just want tilde back
>>29927110
I want to slice open pakipoo's neck and watch the shitstain paki bleed to death, we can't get all what we want
>>29927160
>Wanting to hurt the good guy
This is why /britfeel/ is so miserable, you all want to watch the world burn
Poleaboo what are your plans for the next few years?
>>29927207
>The good guy
The piece of shit who put a hidden camera in his bathroom to record his flatmates when they thought they were in private? The piece of shit who urinates in people's food on the flimsiest of pretexts just because he's too much of a pussy to ask them to quiet down?
He's not the good guy. He's a cunt. Such a fucking cunt. He's never made anyone happy. Not once in his life has he ever contributed anything to anyone. He has absolutely no value, and it would only make the world a better place if he was dead. Not a single person would miss him.
That's the good guy? The most despicable little piece of shit on this planet is the good guy to you?
He's a cunt and i hope he goes to prison and gets his head kicked in.
>>29927110
Not sure he's coming back for a while, I saw him today passed out in one of the booths at McDonald's, there were about 5 McFlurry containers strewn variously around him and he had somehow managed to pour most of a thick shake down himself, think he's going through a hard time desu
poleaboos parents must be so nice to let him still live there at 25
>>29927264
he was never fat to begin with
I'm upset tilde never gave me a chance
>be autistic and hate being acknowledged
>have a good singing voice
>singing soul pitch perfect in the car
>notice black girls looking at me
>stop immediately, turn red, want to die
what a fucking wasted talent
>>29927452
It's ok, most likely you are like those people on the X Factor who think they are absolutely amazing and they are shocked to learn they are shit.
>>29927505
i hope so, i'd feel better knowing i didnt waste any talent at all and deserve to be stuck in a dead end minimum wage job
>>29927360
Well he sure is now, Tilde is so fat, he eats his cereal out of a satellite dish.
>>29927531
Give us a quick vocaroo and we'll tell you.
When was the last time 'summer' was so bloody rainy? I remember having some sunshine last year and the one before that.
>>29927575
rather not, i get terribly anxious at the prospect of anyone hearing me speak let alone sing
>select all images of tea
>>29927208
Not sure I plan to live that long
Depends how the transition and the trial go
Realistically there are 3 ways it ends
>suicide
>killing spree
>eternal NEETdom
I really really hope I have the strength to avoid the first and last possibilities
>>29927280
Paki parents aren't like white parents who kick you out when you turn 18
Really upset now lads
>>29927683
its ok lad, the UK is finished.
>>29927640
I see us as having a lot in common, so I support you a lot. Any idea when your trial is?
Its not ok
And I'm meant to piss off for some stupid night shift in an hour, fuck this.
Rip little guys
David Davis has been appointed Secretary of State for leaving the European Union
There just making this shit up now
>liver hurting
fuck this was one of the side effects of Cypro
>>29927732
Thanks, what exactly do you feel we have in common?
>>29927640
>Not sure I plan to live that long
Don't leave it too long ok?
>>29927732
Trial will be 17th September at the absolute latest
>>29927799
I was also thrown out of my university for doing something similar.
>>29927791
Yea there are times when I read the headlines and I wonder if this is actually happening or if it's all in my head
>>29927825
Has your lawyer given you any indication about what will happen? I'm guessing there's no chance of a custodial sentence?
>>29927825
Keeping my fingers crossed that you get a court summons before then x
>>29927774
RIP in peace fishers.
>>29927774
rip fishers
CAN'T SKIN THE COBRYN
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-labour-leadership-election-unite-union-membership-a7135321.html
>>29927832
greentext
>>29927855
No, they just tried to get me to plead guilty
Said they'd try to figure something out for the defence once I'd been indited
They did really want to speak to me in person though
I asked outright about the chance of a custodial sentence and they said they couldn't rule it out
A real non-answer desu
Make a new thread you pricks/
Btw happy to know my bennies are safe and may possibly increase with this SJW PM
>>29928020
>tory
>sjw
what
>>29927923
Mate he's been skinned, Johnson and Cameron had a 1/2 and layed off the through pass for Theresa
This is exactly what they wanted to happen, to all the brainwashed idiots that voted 'leave' in this thread, good luck, I'm moving to Australia next month, cunts
>>29927774
Would did you do?
>>29926694
Googled it but didn't get anything I could understand. You talking about an hero?
If so dun do it, bee yourself etc.
>>29928047
They was ill when they arrived, I think I managed to save 2 of them but whether they'll last the night I don't know.
>>29927886
>>29927916
thanks lads, a fish's death hits me the way a dogs death hits a normie so i'm not happy.
>>29928020
>>29928031
She's a fucking Nazi, what's SJW about May?
>>29927955
Bit busy just now but I'll write out the full story either later on or tomorrow.
Good luck with the trial, hopefully they manage to get you off with a defense about how cruel the girls were. It sounds like they were really, truly awful to you. It was abuse.
>>29928031
didn't you even see her speecH?
good god just fuck off back under your rock. SHE LITERALLY SAID SOCIAL JUSTICE
>apply for a job at wetherspoons, got an interview tomorrow at 10
>excited because it's the first time in over a year since I've had even an interview
>tell mummy
>she complains
>>29928095
What was she complaining about?
Ungrateful cunt.
>>29928092
>idn't you even see her speecH?
>
>good god just fuck off back under your rock. SHE LITERALLY SAID SOCIAL JUSTICE
>>29928137
Wrong image but here you are
>>29928020
Hope you appreciate that nigii, I hate fish ngl
>>29928138
>le fedead meme
End it lad
>>29925396
more feedback lads
>>29928112
Mum: "I thought you didn't want to work at a pub?"
Me: "well it was the only place near by that's offering" (it's one stop on the train)
Mum: "What about that place on the end of the road?"
Me: "All the people I dislike go there and I can't be bothered to deal with them, besides everyone I know who worked there hated it"
Mum: "Oh get over it it's a 3 minute walk away"
Theresa may just said PAKIS OUT
>>29928170
Get it, great artwork, really looks like it means something to you, people will be jealous, my expert opinion would be that you get some sort of tribal design though
>>29928206
What the fuck does she care how far away it is
>>29928206
Smack her across the face for that. You need to let her know that men are boss.
>>29928206
Mumzy doesn't want her wittle bwoy to get mugzy'd on his way home, sweet x
>>29928227
does she hate pakis?
if she does she has my full support
but I thought she was another cuck?
>>29928310
She's worse mate, she hates NEETs and people who get their socialisation through THE SCARY INTERNET
>>29928279
I don't know. She can never just say "well done/that's nice/good luck" or anything nice like that when I give her good news. She always has to find something to have a go about.
My dad was hospitalised a while ago for an emergency problem breathing and when I told her he'd been discharged she said "well that's what he gets for smoking so much."
>>29928366
I think women turn into even bigger fucking bitches as they get older
My mum moans about fucking everything. My grandmothers moan about fucking everything.
>>29928366
your fault for not keeping her in line
>>29928352
she can come and try stopping me
>>29927774
>The fish an heroed so it didn't have to live with nigii
Kek
Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Jeremy Corbyn, Leicester City, Wales, Matt Le Blanc. Let's face it, the world's gone fucking mad.
>>29928518
Fucking PORTUGAL.
I don't want to live like this anymore
>got a job
>finally learnt to drive
>sorted out a flat for when I leave home
All that remains is to get a gf and I'll be a certified normie.
Just found a baked bean in my belly button. That can go towards my five a day I suppose.
>>29928518
Theft is a crime.
>>29928637
Gf comes after flat, need a place to bang bitches, get me?
Good luck bruddaman
>>29928682
>bruddaman
Fuck Off Nigger
>>29928637
Then what? Just... exist?
>>29928682
desu my family is the main reason I haven't really tried too hard to get one these past few years. My house is embarrassing and my mother is such a fucking buzzkill.
>>29928702
I don't honestly know, but I can't wait to find out
>>29928246
thanks, not personally a fan of tribal though
Someone make a new fucking thread
>>29928841
why not use this one?
>>29928137
>>29928137
>>29928137
>>29928280
Calm down Monica pls
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