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Rest in peace fishers edition
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Are thoughts are with nigii in this hard time

hard
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2nd for Liverpool FC

also you're way too early
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>>29928189
*our
You illiterate bastard.

>>29928252
Yeah the other thread isn't even at the bump limit, I'm just here to pay respect to the little fishies
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>>29928137
Thoughts for the OP image updates please?
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>>29928293
Are deepest apologies
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>>29928434
smug Theresa

Eu flag on fire
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>mfw london becomes corbyngrad
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>>29928467
Teresa is a given, flag on fire I did do actually, but nobody used that version, so that's a given also.
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>>29928434
Amir crucified. Literally on a cross. Sign nailed on it that says "PAKI"
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>>29928434
Simpsons and remove louie's door.
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>>29928506
good lad

bloxxx bloxx
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>>29928522
simpsons are American. why the fuck would we
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>>29928434
new map of "U"K
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>>29928553
No sir, Ender!
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>>29928553
>this meme again

Scots love the UK more than the EU

Fact
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>>29928599
>Scots love the UK
Surely not. The SNP told me that all Scots hate the UK because the English bastards are always oppressing them and trying to control the Scottish government.

Why would the SNP lie?
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Off to do night shift, aint gonna stay awake.
Have fun lads, seeya.

>>29928434
mrrobotrefrenceplease
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Dad's a madman lads.

(M is my dad)
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>>29928718
Bit odd spamming all the triple x's mate
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>>29928137
still looking for feedback on this tattoo
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>>29928768
>he doesn't call his much older gay lover Dad

You're doing it wrong m8
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>>29928959
its a shit tattoo fuck off. if you need to ask other people, you shouldn't get a tattoo
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>>29928768
i've never seen it as weird

my mum does is so why wouldn't i do it back
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>>29928959
you got all the feed back you need in the last thread, its shit
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>>29928959
Personally I think a tribal design would look better, but that's just my expert opinion
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>>29928718
>Rubbish strewn all over the house
>Father hanging around betting shops
>Mother with very poor written communication skills

No offence lad but it sounds like you come from a scum family. There should be a war so people like you can be used as cannon fodder, clean up the country a bit.

Again, no offence meant. I simply want what is best for Britain and having people like your family alive and breeding is dragging the place down.

All the best and have a good evening. All the best to your parents too.
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>>29928434

The image critically lacks cute anime girls
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>>29928959
>"Forearm-Tattoos-for-Men-15"
Would look best on a girl desu.
Still shit though
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>>29929004
The best for Britain would be all robots to be put down, no exception.
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>>29929004
funnily enough i'm from a good background and my parents are very well off

we have 2 properties and i live in one on my won while they live in theres in London, my mum comes to visit every fortnight for a few days

i can see why you think we'd be scummy from that text

also i agree, our country is completely taken over my chavs and runts
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>>29929072
>we have 2 properties and i live in one on my won
what did he mean by this?
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>>29928982
More into smaller, younger, blonde guys tbqhwy
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>>29929072
you sound pretty stupid for a rich person, did your Dad luck into all that money gambling
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>>29929122
He means that he keeps his money in South Korean Won and exchanges it as and when needed, in order to avoid losing money as the value of the pound tumbles.
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Boris Johnson in foreign affairs lads. Imagine him and trump together, its gonna be a rite sitcom
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>>29929122
*own

not won

>>29929157
why? because i put no thought into my texts to my mum or posts on 4chan?

he rents properties in london and dabbles in the stock-market
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>>29929175
a hearty kek was had during this difficult time in our lives

enjoy this (You)
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>>29928542
>he doesn't browse late night /britfeel/
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>>29928137
My boyfureindo took me to get Japanese food today, it was my first time eating it in my life.

We got beef udon and dumplings, it was delicious. The dumplings tasted unusual but they were nice. I had a lot of fun, he got all embarased when I fixed his hair because he's afraid we'll get beaten up if anyone finds out we're gay.
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Today is the day I make a video game.
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>the ceiling is leaking

fucks sake
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>>29929257
are you sure you're not outside and its raining?
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>>29929072
You mean your father is well off. Your mum seems dumb, but maybe in a nice way. I'd like to have her as a mother as it would give me a sense of superiority If i knew i was more intelligent than her. I can almost imagine her as a big titty blonde milf who was probably popular in school and had plenty of boyfriends to pay her way through life, thus she never bothered to gain an education or get a job and fills her day up with gossip and shit day time tv. Have you got any pictures to back my theory up with? Preferably one i can fap to but i'll take anything tonight.
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>>29929278
nah senpai I checked
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>>29929312
Yes mate I put a hidden camera in the bathroom a few years ago and got some high definition video of my mum having a shit, give me a few minutes to upload it somewhere for you.
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>>29929256

It had better not be in Unity anon or else I'm coming for you
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>>29929312
she went to a private all girls school and texts like that because all middle age women do for some reason

>>29929335
not me
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>>29929354
C# is the only language I know, lad. It'll be 2D as well.
Please recommend me a better engine.
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My cousin and I are going to be buying a house at the end of August, and I have yet to inform my current roommate that he will not be allowed to join us. The original plan was for the three of us to buy this home, but due to my roommate's changing behavior over the past few months, I've decided it's in our best interests to just cut him out completely.

He'll probably shoot himself, but who gives a fuck
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>>29929417
>changing behavior over the past few months,

do explain
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>>29929391

>Please recommend me a better engine.

Unreal 4

Or, if it's only 2D you may as well write your own engine, you may learn something.
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>>29929357
Nice, did she ever work though? My friends mum's parents spend hundreds of thousands on her education and she ended up getting married to a uni grad (his dad) as soon as she left school, he started his own business and she hasn't worked a day in her life. I wonder how her parents felt when they thought she might be the next prime minister etc and she ended up becoming a house wife.
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>previously had 2 qt girlies
>now her owner is an old hag

sad
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>>29929391
>It'll be 2D as well.

Gamemaker

Ignore the fuckers telling you to use Unity, and most fucking definitely ignored the bigger retards suggesting unreal
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>>29929443
>>29929483
>>29929391
UE4 is pretty nifty, but it takes a lot of getting used to. I'm doing a uni project atm wivh UE4 VR. I feel like 80% of my time is spent googling how to do something, so if that turns you off then go for Unity or whatever
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>>29929572
Unreal is overkill for 2D. I'd argue it's overkill for solo 3D devs also
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Lads as an experiment, to try to rewire my brain, I am starting to try to wank to /britfeel/

Not sexually explicit posts, just normal ones. I take viagra and get stoned and try hard to feel sexually into posts here.

>>29929483
I ejaculated while reading this one. Thanks mate.
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>>29929428
In early March, his Grandmother on his Dad's side died. I met her once, really sweet Spanish lady who made food for us all the time. Anyways, she dies and he takes it hard. Starts drinking on his own every night, refuses to acknowledge me whenever I come home or leave, stops taking the trash out, stops checking the mail, stops cleaning his room and our apartment in general, and stops responding to everyone's texts.

This continues until June, and by then he's forgotten to pay our rent once, our internet bill twice, and our water bill twice. Thankfully all they did was charge him for late fee's, so I didn't have to worry about them cutting off our water or internet. He's also gotten 3 speeding tickets since January, and has yet to pay them, so now my roommate has 3 separate warrants out for his arrest. Mid-June, his Grandmother from his Mom's side has to get her leg chopped off because of diabeetus. Since then, I've noticed he's been sleeping with his SR40 (pistol) right next to his nightstand. I've deduced that for the past few weeks, he's gotten absolutely wasted and probably put the gun to his head a few times.

So yeah, he's unstable and I don't need that in my new house. He can off himself once I'm gone for all I care, I really don't want to worry about cleaning up the mess

>inb4 just talk to him and see whats wrong
>inb4 anon is a shitty roommate

I've tried so many times to get through to this guy, but he has shut the door on everyone in his life

/blog
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>>29929357

my mum texts like a fucking moron and is an aggressive confrontational racist idiot too. Guess all middle age women turn this way once they hit 50?

>mum goes on weight watchers
>loses so much weight she gets slimmer of the year for her group and lifetime membership
>6-ish months later
>she looks like she's gained her body weight in pure fat
>goes out almost every day to "knit & natter"
>in reality she just goes to sit in a coffee shop and eats boxes of M&S cakes with her fat friend
>blames it on her "thyroid"
>doesn't actually do anything to manage this "thyroid" issue
>just sits and eats a party sized bag of tortilla chips in one sitting
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>when you're working front desk and "that" person rings up

Would have gone and bought drinks after work but I just wanted to go home desu

How is everyone? Got any funny things happening round your way?
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>>29929679
Why the fuck are you in this thread? You're American
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>>29929708
Kick me out then :3
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>>29929679
>He can off himself once I'm gone for all I care, I really don't want to worry about cleaning up the mess
Damn.....I wish I was that badass...psh....damn...
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>>29929688
>Got any funny things happening round your way?
Keep losing lighters.

On Monday I had two lighters in my car, I placed one in each of the front door's storage compartments. Next morning I couldn't find either and only had an empty one, decided to buy another one. Then the morning after that (Tuesday) I couldn't find the lighter I bought the day before despite placing it somewhere safe to ensure I didnt lose it. This basically repeated and today I looked in my rucksack (which has been in my house for a few weeks) and found 4 lighters, none of the ones I lost though. I wonder if its someone fucking with me or I am losing consciousness for an hour or so a day.
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>>29929686
Pretty standard behaviour for middle aged women
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>>29929686
>and is an aggressive confrontational racist idiot too

Oh noes! The horror!
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Theoretically, what would happen if after a cyclist calls me a dick head and punches my window, I accelerate past him and slam on the brakes so he smashed into the back of my car?

Prison?
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>>29930297
I would theoretically buy you a pint for mugging off a gobby cyclist cunt. Truly the scum of the earth.
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>>29930297
>what would happen if after a cyclist calls me a dick head and punches my window

Criminal damage. Ring the police and 6 months down the line you can sue him.

>I accelerate past him and slam on the brakes so he smashed into the back of my car

Dangerous driving, GBH, vehicular homicide, attempted murder, murder, depending on specifics
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>>29929241
This post made me feel lonely
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Today, due to the news about the new PM, I learned that Downing Street has a Chief Mouser. Pretty funny. Are there any other funny things like that in UK politics?
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>>29930385

What about if I get out of the car and knock him out? Assault?

I fucking hate cyclists

>>29930366

I'm going to prison next time one hits my window
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>>29930410
Just pretend it's some gaybot's fantasy and that didn't actually happen
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>>29930480
Give us some context, why did he hit your window? Still a dickhead move from him but you probably did something silly to make him do that
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>>29930480
>Assault

Or GBH, or attempted murder, hate crime charge if he's gay like all cyclists are
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>>29930366
>theoretically buy you a pint
this tbphwy desu
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>>29930444
Not politics but one of our Army Regiments has just accepted a new goat into their ranks, pic related.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-35371670
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>>29930509

Fuck knows, I didn't notice anything wrong. I was waiting at lights when he hit my window and called me a dickhead

>>29930526

They're aggressive as fuck and I don't understand why
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Just watched Walk the Line for the 3rd or 4th time. Even though I know it is coming, I still get emotional at the bit when he proposes to June and she says yes.

I want that. I want to come back from the fucking mess that I am now and marry a beautiful girl who stuck by me.

It will never happen, will it?
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/107404037

>tfw you completely forget to do the poll

Oops. Voting open until 10pm tomorrow lads, make sure to have your say before then.

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10740403
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>>29930598
This might sound like meme advice but I'd recommend you to somehow become comfortable with yourself and being alone.

The more you chase this dream girl that you have in your head, the worse you'll feel. Get used to being alone, this may help you get the girl you want and if it doesn't happen then at least you'll be alright with being by yourself.
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>>29930598
It happened to me lad. I was in a very bad place and now I have an amazing woman in my life who adores me.

I also cheat on her quite a lot.
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>>29930672
Poll isn't working Gorilla.
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>>29930682
>I also cheat on her quite a lot.
Hope she cheats on you too
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put a lot of effort into a job application today

it's going to hurt when i get the inevitable unsuccessful email
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>>29930678

I generally am fine on my own, I just remember how things used to be when I talked to slightly obscure but cute (in my eyes) girls on a fairly regular basis.

You are right, I appreciate the honesty.

Just can't help but think of what could have been.
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>>29930692
second link
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>>29930591
>They're aggressive as fuck and I don't understand why

cos their life's constantly put in danger due to careless and entitled drivers
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>>29930672
Question: Is robocop the original film?
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>>29930696
She doesn't cheat on me mate, I am absolutely sure of it. Apart from work (which she is back from at 5:30pm on the dot every single day), her whole life revolves around me. She adores me with every bit of her heart. Also she was a virgin when we got together, she only likes sex in the context of love.
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>>29930692

Think I put an accidental 7 on the end of the first link. This one should be okay:

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10740403
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10740403
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10740403

>>29930766

yes
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>>29930775
> she only likes sex in the context of love
You don't know much about women mate
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>>29930779
oh yes...'nostalgia'......ignore my hiccup
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>>29930756

If they're that stressed out being on the road they should get the bus. I'm stressed out by cyclists making me overtake in single carriage ways when the cunts are taking up the lane but you don't see me shouting like fuck and hitting my property lad
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>>29930788
I know a lot about having sex with them.
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>>29930682

How did you meet her?

I can almost get the cheating bit, I dated a girl for almost 2 years and in all honesty I was too immature for it all. She was a nightmare, everything was my fault etc and she hated my parents who were nothing but kind to her. Not a justification, I should have broken up with her way before then, but I did drunkenly kiss someone else. Wish I had ended things my way. I was such a beta faggot then.
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>>29930825
if you're so stressed out by cyclists you should walk before you kill someone
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>>29930852
Go on the fucking pavement, twat. You're a nuisance.
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>>29930852

hogging the only lane going 10 miles an hour is fucking annoying when you have to go into another lane to overtake
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>>29930867
there's that entitlement
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>>29930867

Cyclists aren't allowed on the pavement unless it is marked as a cycle path.

They are, however, allowed on a fucking 70mph limit dual carriageway.
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>>29930835
all it takes is for a single chad to make a move on her and its all over
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>>29930779
What are your thoughts on the film night gang banning Poleaboo from attending?
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>>29930846
>How did you meet her?

I became quite good friends with an old boss of mine, he was a mentor to me. I'd start going round to his place for dinner etc. She's his daughter.
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>>29930911
You're a bit bitter, aren't you mate? If it makes you feel better to believe that, then go ahead. I've banged enough women to know how they work - if you make them feel good then they are your's.

If she started to see me as weak and then someone else made a move on her, then yeah, you'd be right. But I keep myself with 0% neediness, super high self esteem and 100% control by shagging plenty on the side.
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>>29930907
>Cyclists aren't allowed on the pavement unless it is marked as a cycle path.

That's a stupid law.
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Poleaboo is playing Motherload
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Got some of this on the boil lads
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Lads help me out, I was just staring at a picture on my phone and it popped up on the tv downstairs. I wasn't connected to the tv and I didn't have bluetooth on.
Wtf?
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>>29930972
Funny thing is mate, you boast she was a virgin which means she doesn't even know shit about herself yet, second chad comes along she'll be thinking "hmmmm is anon really the best I can do?"
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>>29931088
Fucking nice.

Try mixing a kraft cheese slice into it. Sounds rank but it's honestly amazing.
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>>29931088
>not the cup version

but why
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>>29931114
preaching to the choir mate, know all about how well processed cheese is on shin
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>>29931088

Let us know how it is please, my local Tesco stocks that and the Nissen stuff which is so salty it is inedible. Was hoping for a super noodle alternative but that is not it.

Might give this a bash if it is decent.
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>>29931107
Trust me, a girl who looks like her gets plenty of offers.

But if you want to do mental gymnastics about my relationship to make yourself feel better about your life, go ahead. I don't want you to feel like shit.
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>>29931130
Good shit. It's also amazing some chopped spring onion, but I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I have that in the house very often.

>>29931132
Decent? Lad it's the best that money can buy. Never had better instant noodles.

Although I do prefer the cup version.
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>>29928137
hi boys, how do I acquire a qt british bf w/ a qt brtish accent? :3
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>>29931129
stove version has chewier noodles and was in a handy multipack
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>>29931173
You don't. They're all mine
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>>29931092
seriously know one knows?
My mum saw phone screen on her tv, it could of gone a lot worse
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>>29931162

All right, will give it a go tomorrow. I was put off after I was told here that the "authentic" stuff was the shit and it was awful.

Haven't seen the cup stuff, although my local Paki emporium might sell it
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>>29931132
if you love spicy stuff its fucking brilliant as far as instant noodles go
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Moved to Edinburgh from sweden.
Everyone must think I'm comedian because they call me funny all the time. Strange.
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>>29931306
The only reason I can imagine that you wouldn't like it is if you don't like spicy food at all. It has a bit of a kick to it. Nothing intolerable, but I haven't found spicier noodles.
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>>29931132
>>29931332
There's no taste to it. The spice destroys all of the actual flavour

It's just a bunch of spicy water
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>>29931361
>actual flavour

What are you expecting it to taste like mate? The flavour is just supposed to be spicy noodles.
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>>29931092
works over wifi on samsungs
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>>29931092
You must've pressed the Cast button or something.
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>>29931351
why edinburgh?
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What other chans do you post on?

4 plus four chan is pretty quiet these days
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I just found a mostly full packet of vanilla cheesecake mcvities stuffed down the back of my cupboard
. Top one was a bit soft but the rest are golden.
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>>29931733
4chan, Atechan, and lurk 420 and anonib when I'm bored/horny
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>>29928137
How's it feel British cock suckers, how's the enrichment of your society?

Enjoying Shariah? How's it feel to reap the justice from your colianal past.

Look at this enritcher. There are many like him. Enjoy it.

>Offers to sell cannabis to a boy in N17

>Takes 41 bus to Crouch End

>Tries to hire a cab to 'pick up his daughter', despite having no children

>Tells a girl waiting at a bus stop he is an undercover officer and demands to search her bag. He is challenged by one of her parents and leaves

>Asks a second girl if she has any drugs. She and her friend run off

>Tells a third he is a policeman looking for his daughter, grabbing her wrist. She flees

>Accuses a fourth girl and her friend of buying drugs and tries to lure them to a garden to search them. They also run away

>Tries to bribe a group of boys to drug a girl with poppers

>A fifth girl is persuaded to go with him after he says he knows her mother. She tries to escape and succeeds on her second attempt

>Grabs the shoulder of a sixth, but she flees.

To the brain dead idiots, who will say "back to /pol/" I say WAKE THE FUCK UP.
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>>29931911
Haha he sounds like a fun guy. Imagine going for a drink with him and all the crazy shit you'd do. Fucking legend.
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>>29931911
you sure can talk big for a nigger. Your master must've been good to you.
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>>29931954
Yeah, all the raping and drugging underage girls would be Fucking hilarious.
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>>29931088
you inspired me lad
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>>29931988
Honestly that sounds like good fun to me and I'm white.
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Just smoked a wiffy lads
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>>29932006
I could really go one of them right now. Sadly only one supermarket in my town sells them, and it also happens to be the furthest away. That means I rarely have them in the house.
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>>29931733
Lain is quite comfy.
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>>29932042
I just did a big pipe of super lemon haze. Sitting here drinking a glass of red wine, loving it.
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>>29932006
Alright Cumbria
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>>29932117
sdfiuhilufdhgluisdhgliusdfhgiulhsdfgiuhfslifdhuild
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Do rainbows have shadows?
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>>29932242
Rainbows are refracted light lad.

Light alone doesn't cast shadows.
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>>29928137
Anyone here have that one male friend/coworker/cousin who texts you just to text you? Shit gets on my fucking nerves. In my case, it's my cousin. He usually texts me at least once a day, whether it be him linking me an article, him showing me something funny he found on 9gag, or him asking me what I'm doing. Here's the exact conversation we had yesterday. This shit happens all the fucking time, FUCK

>at work
>text from cousin: "yo"
>"hey what's up?"
>"hows work?"
He always ignores my first question. I could ask him what he's doing, or what does he want, or where he is, doesn't fucking matter. He just asks a redundant question FUCK I HATE THIS FAT CUNT
>"same as always, what's up?"
>"what are you doing later?"
>"not sure yet, probably running or something"
>"Insert quirky, snide reply"
I ultimately know he's going to ask me if I want to hang out with him, so I never respond
>3 hours later
>"yo"
>"sup"
>"how was work"
>"it was fine bro, what's up?"
>"You hungry? On my way to your place."

I then had to let him come inside my apartment, only for me to tell him I wasn't hungry and he should have just called or told me within his first text that he wanted to eat, not his 7th text when I was already home and ready to relax. He just hung out on my couch for a good 20 minutes, bitching about how fat he was. I hate him so much, god damn

/blog
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Back lads, that wasn't to bad Wouldn't even class that as a night shift. Don't think the other two catfish are gonna pull through, quite upsetting.

Gone back to my old tricks as well
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>>29931911
>wayk up sheepl!!!111!!111

don't just fuck off to /pol/, please kill yourself as well
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Lads... applied for a 45k IT Security analyst job 2 weeks ago for giggles to see if i could get a response and they offered me an interview.

Absolutely bricking it lads, I finished a HND in computer networking 2 months ago and have been enjoying neetdom.

Do I have a shot with 0 IT work experience?

Any of you lads can relate? I'd gladly take a 45k job over a entry 25k job
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>>29932610
>entry 25k job
do those even exist? I thought they were a meme to get suckers into uni?
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>>29932652
At least in my area all junior jobs are mostly 20-30k

I live near a few business parks so I guess thats maybe why.
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>>29930913
How about gang banging poleaboo?
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Lads, would you play this game with Fire Emblem gameplay with deeper breeding and RPG mechanics, but it's also a dungeon crawler, and you play as a skeleton?
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>>29928959
pile of total utter shit. 0/10 get it removed. quite possibly the worst tattoo I have ever seen. fuck off fucking cunt
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>tfw wasted teenagers years in retail and now too old to get an apprenticeship.

just fucking kill me.
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>>29932830
Welcome to retail hell forever senpai.
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>Apply for cheeky 35k software/app dev job
>Get an interview
>Dont even sperg out once
>End up not getting it
>m8 who has a Bsc in CompSci (I have a Bsc(hons) applies
>gets the job

can someone explain this shit? he literally has zero experience whereas I have some although not alot.

I fucking hate normies. I'm actually genuinely mad lads. Is the only way to get a job now is to lie through your fucking teeth? I hate being a "Yes" man and try to make myself stand out but I see fucking cunts hiring literally idiots and other inbreds who probably cant even operate a calculator.
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What wrap should I get lads? They all come with donner because I need to get the extras to hit the minimum delivery spend.

>Chicken Wrap
>Supreme Chicken Wrap
>Beef Wrap
>Beef Supreme Wrap
>Sheesh Wrap
>Masala Fish Wrap
>Chicken Chip Wrap
>Falafill Wrap
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>>29932830
good you don't fall for the apprenticeship meme

just do 1 year at college and get an entry level job in whatever you did.
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>>29932830
>tfw I came quite close to landing an apprenticeship with the BBC
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Watching The Thick of It and thinking a job in the civil service would be comfy.

A lot of you lot used to bang on about working there. What's it like?
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there was a post earlier today about getting free stuff from amazon by sending things to abandoned houses and things like that under a fake name or something
but what I don't understand is how you can do that without using your credit card which has your real name etc attached to it.
Plus, with royal mail, this is pretty hard since there's such anal bullshit about the tracking etc.
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>>29933310
well u could gift to yourself then put a fake address, cos they allow separate delivery address.
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>>29933375
and then say that "my friend" didn't receive the delivery?
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>>29933435
I think I typed without thinking it through.
i was just answering the address issue.
im not gud with this kind of thing
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So is this general basically just a low-IQ /britpol/?
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Just got back from my friends house and every takeaway is shut, I just want a curry
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Phoned a suicide hotline last night. Told the operator everything that's going on, he asked if I had seen a gp, i said no because I have a lot of trouble along with the fact I work an hour away from the surgery so it's not like I can go in on a lunch break from work, and besides it's like a 2 week waiting list at least if you want to see a doctor.

His reply:

>well it can't be that bad then can it

Feels like everyone's given up on me lads, thinking it's time to die.
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>>29934169
Think he meant that in a way that you're still trucking on even though you aren't receiving the help you should be.
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>tfw shit loads to do tomorrow
>still awake

why do always do this to myself
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>tfw anxiety was so bad today that I passed out in public

feels bad lads

>>29934169
I'm seeing a GP tomorrow, anti-depressants aren't helping at all. I want to end it pretty much every day.
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>>29934169
>>29934813
Hang in there lads. I don't know you but I love anyone who posts in this general at this time. We all are going through something.
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who /stillup/ here?

this is dank oc
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>>29934934
thanks anon. I enjoy these comfy threads too
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>>29935697
They are the most comfy at this time desu
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>>29934934
i'm going through your NAN
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Just woke up and blew chunks all over my toilet desu. Nice to see britfeel is still up and running
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>>29928599
Scot here.
Can confirm this is true.

Now to go feel sad because wee neds on the bus were talking about their sex lives.

I need a whiskey
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