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how are you this morning?
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It's raining today. I hope it continues.
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Pokemon Go was a mistake
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My sleeping pattern is finally back to normal. But for how long?
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>>29897718
Any of you lads EDCing a knife if so which? I just picked up a spyderco UKPK
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>>29897778
Same here lad! Woke up at 9:30 today. I know one of these days I'm going to stay up all night playing vidya and fuck it up again.

How did you fix it?
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Top Gear's Christmas specials have reportedly been scrapped
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>>29897807
Slowly keeping myself awake longer and longer until I fell asleep at the right time. Took me quite a while.
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>>29897766
why is the shading on this so shit?
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>>29897820
good
the new top gear was absolute trash
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>>29897821
Ah, Luckily for me it was instant, was travelling all day so I went to bed at 12 instead of 4.

There's so much more time to waste now
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Poleaboo is going to email the laser hair removal clinic

Tell them about his situation and ask if this makes him unsuitable for laser hair removal

>Hi

>I had patch test 2 weeks ago and received what I believe was a small burn beneath my chin area. My face is fine though.

>I am wondering if this makes me unsuitable for laser hair removal?
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Almost 21 lads, every year I say things will be different, every fucking year, and nothing has changed.
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>>29897902
>Almost 21 lads

Too bad m8, clearly you're an old man and it's too late to turn your life around. Not like you're right at the start of your adult life with all sorts of options for what to do next.
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any anons want to meet at a pub in rochdale this saturday?
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>>29897735
Bored, how are you?

>>29897747
Who are you, you new? I don't recognise your waifu.

>>29897778
Mines great atm, I sleep form 6pm till 2am every day.

>>29897782
Whats edcing? And I own an anglo black bladed hunting knife.
>>29897939
21 is old

>>29897944
No thanks
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>>29897952
>whats edcing
every day carrying, I.e stuff you carry with you everywhere in my case it's the following
>phone
>keys
>wallet
>knife
>lighter
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>>29897718

I'd completely forgotten about this for years, but I just remembered that when I was six, a girl in my primary school liked to chase me to try and kiss me. I always managed to run away fast enough to avoid it. Needless to say I've never been kissed.
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>>29897782
No I don't live in London.
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Here's a pic of the burn
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Is anyone here on universal credit? How's it any different to JSA?
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>>29897966
>Carries a knife
>Carries a lighter but no cigs

lol
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>>29897807
well mine is still fucked so BBBBBBBBBB
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haha somebody just come up to derby and end my life please
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Poleaboo sent the email
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Lads it's time you did something crazy and posted your waifu.
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>>29897952
No one new. Madotsuki is not my waifu.
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As of tomorrow our /britfeel/ days my be numbered.
I love you lads.
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>>29898085
are you db?

Speaking of which, post waifus
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>>29898082
oh you pedo cunt you beat me to it
>>29898103
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>>29898064
End it yourself you lazy bastard
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Read the burn COULD heal in another week
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just saw chris chans nudes
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>>29898064
I live in Derby, lad. What's troubling you?
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>>29898082
Presenting my waifu. She's in a cute mood today, wish I was as well
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>>29898038
all my friends smoke and they often forget or lose lighters, the knifes for misc cutting and protection
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Only had a half day at work today so I'm a bit bored.

Tomorrows going to be the best day of the year though
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>get the cheap postage that takes a long time to arrive
>parcel arrives two days later

Remember to never fall for the express delivery jew.
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>>29898227
That is one ugly fucking betta lad, his tail is damaged as well
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>>29898228
the one meme I can't help falling for :////////////
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>>29898110
That's a bit rude

>>29898190
What's got you down lad?
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>>29897902

I turn 28 tomorrow and I've said that every year for the last decade.
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>>29898277
Don't care I fucking hate paedophiles
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>>29898028
It is paid monthly instead of every fortnight and it doesn't immediately stop is you get a job. It only stops of you have been earning over a certain amount for 6 months straight.
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>>29898263
Yeah I know, I got him from a pet shop instead of a breeder. He's a lot better now and his scales are getting better.

And yeah honestly he was the ugliest one there, thats why I choose him. I was worried no one else would.
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Poleaboos mum is getting him a mcFlurry

Only put on 3 pounds since the end of Ramadan
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>>29898277
Moved into a student house share a few days ago and their degeneracy is killing me already.

Don't want to give away too much or become Poleaboo no.2 or something but here's one example

>known my female roomate for 1 day
>she walks into the living room where me and her friend are sat
>GUESS WHO GOT LAID 1 HOUR AGO
>HE'S SUCH A GOOD FUCKBUDDY

I didn't even know how to react, just pulled a funny face and smiled

She seems like a really sweet girl too...
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>>29898325
That's adorable. Good on you for picking the ugly one, I know he's just a fish but show the little lad some love for me
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>>29898329

When she's gets you a happy meal, do you ask for the hot wheels toy or the barbie?
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>>29898298
but sakurako is so cute m8
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>>29898329
my mum picked me up a big mac meal a couple of days ago, hope you enjoy it lad
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Got on the bus wiv ma day saverrr
Smoke the reeferrr in the cornerrr
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>>29898362
Thank you, good to see theirs still some nice people here
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>>29898298
I'm not a paedo tho m80

>>29898347
Christ, that is pretty awful. Better you see what she's like right away though, right?
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>>29897807
>playing video games

quit you nigger
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>>29898425
You was defending them the other day, saying its only mental age that matters

Not right that lad
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>>29898430
I'm not addicted or anything lad, I swear. Haven't played in over a week, but I don't think it's something you need to quit, just limit. Just like fapping
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gonna go for a long walk lads
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>>29898437
I think you might have been talking to somebody else there lad, I'm not the only person to ever post sakurako on /r9k/ or even on /britfeel/
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>>29898425
She looks a right cutie your waifu does

I guess it's good to know but if they're talking about sex within one day I won't be able to get away without them knowing I'm a 20 year old KHV sperg.

The question will come up soon, I can feel it, and then I'll be outed and probably ostracized. I'm terrible at lying so that's not an option...might just embrace it and if they laugh tell them to fuck off
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>>29898347

Sweet girls like fucking as well.
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>>29898455

Hope it's off a short pier lad ;^)
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>>29897895
Why do you excessively email so much? You're one lonely runt.
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>>29898503
It's not so much the fact that she's doing it, but that she's talking about it with someone she's known for 1 day. Also about how many people she's fucked. I just wasn't expecting this
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>>29897718
Who here goes to Camden to buy weed ayy lmao?
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>>29898519
Who isn't apart from the normies here? There's a lot of shit to say about Poleaboo but you can't fault him on being nearly the worst/best robot
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>>29898519
I have questions and I need answers

With email I didn't need to physically engage anyone
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>>29898541

Well it is the current year.

If she was coy about it then that might imply shame, which in turn could suggest that whoring about is wrong. So she has to front it out and act proud, which means telling people she barely knows.
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>>29898483
Thanks, her unusually malleable face is just one of the reasons I love her.

I think laughing it off is the best option but tbqh being a virgin at 20 isn't THAT unusual. If you just act casual like its no big deal they probably won't care much.
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>>29898548
not getting me today, nsa
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>>29898015
you are still a fatty
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>>29898628
No body shaming please.
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>>29898628
I was squashing my face to make the burn more visible
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>>29898628
Would like to see you turn down a nice big pile of doner and chips.
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lasagna and chips
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>pop on britfeel in 2021
>I bloody well get arrested for hatespeech
>spend 15 years in Her Majesty's royal prison
>feel like a right cheeky chappy when I get out
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my sisters and my cousin are ugly
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>>29898742
One on the right's not bad laddo
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Poleaboo bought his brother a 40 quid phone so he could play Pokemon GO as his iPhone was not compatible

I am a good sister

>>29898705
ugh, don't remind me, so ashamed

back on the diet now
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>>29898742
would fuck all of them after two or three beers desu

The middle one also looks decent, but I ugess that's just probably the angle.
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>>29898758
Why is the guy on JSA pennies buying the brother who's got his life together pressies?
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All your internet are belong to Theresa May and the IP Bill
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>>29898771
>JSA pennies
it's still free money
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>>29898771
He's got like 6k savings lad.
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>>29898790
>>29898801
Sure but I bet the brother has more money to play around with.
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Lads my darknet weed order arrived.

5 grams of super lemon haze, 3 grams of santa maria, and 5 grams of afghani gold seal hash.

Looking forward to tonight after work is done. Going to load up my pipe and enjoy.
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>>29898859
Pls teach me your ways on the darknet. I want to finally try weed.
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Lads no..

So im still out for my walk and there was loads of school kids out by the gate skiving lesson. And as I'm walking past I'm like act normal and I fucking trip. I don't care if they was 16 all 10 of them laughing and yelling dickhead at me plus some other stuff I couldn't work out really pissed me off
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Poleaboo went down to collect his McFlurry and 2 out of his 3 sisters had a go at him, they shouted and essentially told him to go away when all he did was try to engage them in conversation

>>29898847
It would be irresponsible
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>>29898874
I hate to point you to Reddit but it really is a good resource to get started. reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets should help you.
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>>29898896
That's because I've been talking to Ayesha about you.
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>>29898910
Thanks a lot senpai, looks like it covers it indepth.
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>>29898896
kek, what did your sisters say?
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>>29898896
>It would be irresponsible
What do you mean? Does he never spend money?
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>>29898874
Poleaboo was capable of figuring it out (he also recommends reddit)

The only problem is there's no one to teach you to roll

>>29898917
Literally no one

>>29898945
Just shouted at me to "Go away" and to move

>>29898949
He buys a lot of clothes
Would just be a bit silly to buy a new phone for an app
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>>29897976
in my first school, this hot girl got me in the coat hanging room, got on top of me, started kissing me properly, started taking my clothes off, wanted to have sex with me.

cant believe I fought her off., but its probably for the best I did cos a teacher walked in shortly afterwards.
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>>29898957
>He buys a lot of clothes

I know exactly which type of paki he is from that description. I bet he has spiky gelled hair and he works in some kind of sales type job.
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>>29898957
>Just shouted at me to "Go away" and to move
Why? Did you say something to them?
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>>29898347
Girls go to uni to have sex with lots of guys and "get it out of their system". In reality they just have sex as much as they can until they lose their looks and then need to find some beta to "settle down" with.

Guys go to uni to get a good job in a field they love.
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>>29898968
Nope

He's not a "paki" type
He likes anime, wrestling etc.
White skin, all his friends are white
He's growing his hair long and never uses gel

>>29898996
I just tried talking to them and they shouted at me before I even finished my sentence
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>>29899013
He doesn't have any friends.
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>>29898999
>Guys go to uni to get a good job in a field they love.
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>>29899020
Livid you wasted your chance to film someone pooing aren't you Amir?
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>>29899013
>He likes anime, wrestling etc.

I know exactly which type of Paki he is from that description. I bet he likes anime and wrestling.
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>>29899020
You fucked up your chance at uni by being a sick fuck Amir, how does it make you feel to know you ruined your life?
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>>29899020
>b-but I went to uni to watch girls shit
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>>29899041
>>29899025
I wasted my chance to become a good little wagecuck and another cog in the machine?

I'm going to be much more famous, my life will leave a bigger imprint on this world with this route I have chosen
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>>29899074
>one headline about some tranny freak's suicide
>bigger imprint

lol
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>>29899074
What route have you chosen?
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>>29899074
Playing Pokemon Go in mummy and daddy's home and failing to even transition successfully? Kek
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>>29899074
Amir you can't go down this route, you've already admited you'd kill for a job.
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GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Government releases new smartphone app Immigrants GO to lure illegals to the nearest dock for extraction.
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>>29899074
holy fuck, this delusion
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>>29899116
That's either someone pretending to be him or Poleaboo being more self-aware than we give him credit for. He knows how to rouse us

Or else he's reaching Elliott Rodger levels
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ALL PAKIS MUST DIE THE DIRTY SHITSKIN SCUM
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>>29899087
The route I am currently on

The path of the warrior, the path of the man seeking true justice, the path will inevitably lead to a grand stage where all will bear witness to the mans journey
>inb4 fedora

>>29899089
It's going to get better

>>29899095
I am on a difficult path, it's natural that I would be afraid but there is no turning back

>>29899154
I'm not like Elliot
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>>29898894
Just went back to see if they was still there amd they wasn't. I found the ring leaders Facebook, should I message him and ask what they was yelling?
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>>29899167
>PAKIS MUST DIE THE DIRTY SHITSKIN SCUM
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>>29899192

>being non-white in 2016
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>>29899200
>being non-white in 2016
c
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>>29899191
yes

FUCK OFF ROBOT
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>>29899192
I'm glad you agree with me
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>>29899192
> cuck memes
nice one lad
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>>29899212
Done, better not be out bad I've had enough
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>>29899268
HOLY SHIT YOU REALLY DID IT HAHAHHAAHA YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>Paki landlord rwfuses.to believe pipe is blocked causing floodinf and blames.the boiler.
>put an air block on filter to stop outside rainwater going into it.
>now nees to wait on my house to flood again for them to see it was the outsode pipe.
Why are there no white landlords anymore?
This wouldnt hold up in the krays era.
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>>29899268
enjoy being beaten up and having your house vandalized by local chavs
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>>29899268
>Typing like a chav
Why.jpg
This won't end well lad.
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>>29899301
Why? I just want to know what they was yelling at me?
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>>29899301
>local chav
Mate i use to skip sxhool and laughand wankers rhat fell.
Its being.a kid, not a ned or chave, ya cunt.
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>>29899299
Put racist stuff in the reference when you transfer the rent.

>ref: shitskin

etc.
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>>29899311
because if you react it motivates them to do it more, and your phrasing makes it seem like you're acting tough
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>>29899299
>Why are there no white landlords anymore?
Where the hell do you live?
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>>29899311
Then should have asked then ya silly twat. Not now over the internet like a wee poof.
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>>29899325
A shitty small town where pakis buy up most of the cheap housing and charge over price rent because housing (outside of flats) are hard to find.
Id move town but work and no transport.
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>>29899344
He had 20 people with him and I was on the phone, not walking 20 metres to ask him while on the phone with my mum.
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Poleaboo is rank 6 on Hearthstone currently
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>see a britfeel thread and feel a sense of comradery with my fellow britbots
>PAKIS GTFO
I guess I'll take my leave then
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>Thank you for letting us know about your reaction. No, it doesn't mean you are not suitable, this is the reason we do the patch tests. Some Asian skin types have a lot of melanin in their skin and react more easily. We would like to get you back in to do some more patch tests on different settings (assuming you are happy to do so).
>Please give us a ring on XXXXXXX to arrange a convenient time for you. Please just explain you need some repeat patch tests on your face due to a reaction.
>Kind regards

Thank fuck for that
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The chav still hasn't replied.
I just want this to be over with.
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>>29899493

It was over with until you stirred it. You're going to get twice the shit next time they spot you.
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>>29899414
It's a meme mate. The most well known person on this thread, poleaboo is a paki.
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>>29899498
They do it to me everytime I leave the house. They're not hard anyway, i'm not gonna be scared of kids anymore.
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>>29899523
How old are the chavs?

This reminded me of the scene in Step Brothers where the 40 year-old man children get bullied and beaten up by the 12 year old school kids
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>>29899558
16, 2 years younger than me. I remember them from when I was a year 11. They all live in nicer houses than me as well.
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just seen a man in his 50's with jeans and tshirt wearing a fedora
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A House of Commons debate on a petition calling for a second EU referendum will take place on 5 September
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>>29899614
they already replied saying it wouldn't happen, the debates just a formality
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Pokemon Go is secretly teaching Americans the metric system
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How can anyone think that Brexit will be anything other than a disaster for this country?

I haven't heard anyone give a coherent argument for how it won't totally fuck up our economy and destroy thousands of businesses all over the country.
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>>29898162
Well, he lives in Derby m8. That'll make anyone wanna throw themselves off a tall building.
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>>29899649
It's done mate, let's not go there again. Don't remind me of the chaos that was /britfeel/ right before and after the referendum
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Doing the online for jobseekers

I hate it

It's soo depressing to be doing this again
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>>29899711
Then get a job you lazy prick
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>>29899699
I just can't work out why anyone would think it's a good idea to fuck up our country.
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>>29899430
>inb4 Amir sends her three more emails
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Poleaboo just booked himself in for a repeat patch test at the laser hair removal clinic

It's for the 20th, next Wednesday

Could have been earlier but I was pretending I had other stuff going on in my life
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>>29899729
I'm trying, my last contract literally just ended. I work in a very specific field so it could be months before another position opens up around here
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>>29899749
ha, WRONG
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Mum is really pissed off today, feels bad man
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Bought my brother a tablet for his birthday but just returned it because hes a little fucking cunt
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>>29899756
>I work in a very specific field

Get a job as a kitchen porter until a job opens up in your field.
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have to go to the Jobcentre on the 22nd to discuss my universal credit claim. I finished a paid apprenticeship with a company and now work there but with less hours so I hope the DWP aren't going to try and get me signing back on every week to look for a job I don't want
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>>29898227
>Tomorrows going to be the best day of the year though

Why Nigii Lad?
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>>29899797
Drop the attitude you vermin.
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>>29899805
What did he do senpai?
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Going to learn cursive today, lads.
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>>29899915
Why mate?

oridgeynal
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>>29899876
Hes just always been a prick, ignores me, lives with me, scrounges of my money and food and is just a manchild
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>>29899951
Sounds like most people here.
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>>29899934
I've been told I have shit handwriting. I was to fix that.
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He still aint seen the message, I've just watched boyz in the hood so i'm road now I know what to do if it kicks off nigga
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>>29899988
>I've been told I have shit handwriting. I was to fix that.

mines really bad i sperg out when writing
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>strange things happen at work
>recount the story to parents
>get called a liar
>prove i'm right
>still get called a liar

Why should I bother telling the truth if I'm just going to be accused of lying anyway?
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>>29900282

tell us the story, liar.
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>>29900282
are you lying right now? I can't tell
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1 day left on my kaspersky license

>living on the edge.jpg
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>>29900346
>kaspersky
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Poleaboo was thinking about becoming a paramedic. No-one would be able to deny his legacy was selfsacrifice with that included.
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Just bought GTA V for the third (3rd) time
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>>29899112
Moderate kek attained from this comment
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>>29898894
Little shits getting younger when they start running their mouths now.

Going into my local shop yesterday, there's a large group of kids just hanging around outside, none of them older than 12. Anyway, I'd worn a baseball cap that day. This little girl just says to me as I'm walking in. "Yeah bruv, you got a roady hat on" I ignored the little cunt.

Come back out to get in my car and the whole group of them is chanting at me "roady, roady, roady, roady" etc felt like school yard bullying, I'm 25 for fucks sake.

What the fuck is a roady hat anyway? it was just a normal blue nike baseball cap.
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>>29900395
But why lad? Why?
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>>29900430
bought it when it first came out then sold it when i was poor

bought it again when i got an xbox one but sold it again when i was poor again

bought it for a 3rd time now cos no xbox one games and fuck all to do now i'm unemployed
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>>29900444
You sound like a smack addict.
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>>29900425
Chip and stormzy brought back wearing sports brand caps so they are saying you are wearing a hat trying to look like a roadman. This chav left me on seen, I don't know what to think about that.
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>>29900444
>bought it for a 3rd time now cos no xbox one games
There must have been something to try out lad. Don't become one of those melts who only buys the latest /Halo/GTA/Fifa.
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>>29899268
any reply yet lad?
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>>29900470
this is over nearly 3 years

smack addicts to this shit on a daily basis

>>29900493
really lost interest in games since the current generation of consoles. had fallout 4 as well but i shouldn't have fallen for todd's lies
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>>29900346
I've had no virus protection for almost a year without any problems.
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>>29900550
you mean no problems that you know of
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>>29900557
Computer works fine. Virus protection is unneccessary, just like all kinds of protection.
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>>29900523
nah hes seen it I know but not replied. He knows who I am as well so its not like he doesn't understand it
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>tfw actually really like GTA Online
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>>29900602
do you play it alone?
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The chav messages people team SMG. What is this?
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gonna win the euromillions tonight lads, i just know it
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>>29900666
>dem trips

I guess someone sold their soul
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Clit Bang have got rid of Barry Scott
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>>29900666
getting my ticket now laddy
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>>29900648
Try formatting your post correctly.
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>>29900771
#teamsmg he says
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Poleaboo hit rank 5 on Hearthstone for the 10th straight month
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When will the robot eventually win and there will be no more words left?
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>>29900816
Every day that we humans are controlled by the robot it wins
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>>29900816
Unless my maths is off, which it probably is, at 2000!^2000! posts. Which is approximately 10^(10^5739.279223396837). I'm not sure what that number is.
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>>29900816
>>29900915
The robot only archives the previous few hundred threads.
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>>29900940
>The robot only archives the previous few hundred threads.

How do you know that?
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>>29900956
It's written somewhere on the site and you'll find old posts become available once in a while.
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Fucking tried that tinder bollocks. Every girl

>i like food
>films
>i like music
>i like festivals
>i like friends and having fun

Every now and then
>i like video games
>comics
>i am a nerd
>i am a gamer geek
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>>29901011
>i like festivals
I love this one because turns out: THEY FUCKING DON'T.
They say they do, then they go and complain about the fucking muck and rain and the camping and teh everything.
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>>29901011
Theyre all after the same type of chad cock regardless.

If you so much as spoke to a "gamer gurl" about video games she would go dry as me nans biscuits.
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>>29901042

They like pictures of them at festivals with pigtails and wellies on.
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>>29897718

I wish Shipman was still with us today
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>>29901064
>>29901042
and of course the depravity and debauchery
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still aint replied

fake ass pussy nigga mandem
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>>29901064
I like pictures of them at festivals with pigtails and wellies on
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>>29901064
>We went to see 'insert popular guitar band' and they were so amazing
>'what songs did they play'
>that one where *imitates lyrics*
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>>29901111
holy quads mate
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Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton endorsed by her former rival Bernie Sanders
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>>29901092
In the uk music festivals have went from banging Es and Whizz, to getting so pissed you pass out and now we've went full circle back to Es and Whizz.

When I was going to festivals everyone would be hush hush about having drugs. Now the kids are posting videos of them eccied out their tit to their facebook.
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>>29900574
spyware or botnet wouldn't be noticed
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>>29901140
Its all a front to show the world and facebook LOOK AT ME I HAVE A LIFE.

Why cant they just stay home and have a read and a cup of tea like I do?

What is it with this social capital that people have began to identify people with? Is it because society is now like a lab rat study and theres simply too many we need to fuck the highest social rank we find?
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I need to get onto someones facebook
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>>29901184
>Why cant they just stay home

Because they aren't absolute losers like us?
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I don't understand music festivals, and to an extent concerts.
Why would you go out of your way to listen to a version of a song that is objectively worse than what's on the album?
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>birthday last week
>mum: "which restaurant do you want to go to anon?"
>I don't want to go to a restaurant
>"Indian or something else?"
>none
>"you have to choose one anon"
>why?
>"because it's YOUR birthday"

Why does she not understand I don't want to go to a restaurant?
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when was the last time you bought a cd?
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>>29901201
it's the atmosphere anon :^)
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>>29901201
It's more energetic, it's hard to explain but it's an experience. The atmosphere, everything just works together and is great.

It's like seeing a sport live. Even if you're not hugely into a sport, seeing it live adds a buzz that you can't get watching in the pub or on TV.
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>>29901205
just tell her you want a takeaway or whatever meal you like that she cooks then you sperg
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>>29901205

>Not saying you want a kebab from the local kebabby
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>>29901205
>ooh mum not feeling too well
>would prefer to get a takeaway and just stay in
wow so hard
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>>29901232
if xbox360 games count then about 2 years ago. as for music? whats the point unless youre using it for recording you own work who buys things like that anymore/.
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>>29901201
>People pay 60+ squids (why the fuck does /r9k/ not allow the pound symbol?)
>To stand in a field for a few hours
>With thousands of other normies
>All of them drunk/high
>All of them jumping up and down and screaming
>While the songs get butchered on stage by an overproduced band who sound like shit live
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>>29901313
360 was DVD ya melt.
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>>29901232

I think I got my mum a Michael Crawford cd about 5 years ago.
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>>29901327
A Digital Versatile Disc counts as a type of Compact Disc you...
>quilt
>bellnut
>jeb-end
>beaut
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>>29900535
>Not getting a playstation and playing weebshit
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what can i do other than 4chan/tv/vidya etc?

lost interest in everything
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>>29901439
Slightly different here

couldn't pose much due to holding so much

Really liked this dress though
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>>29897718

How the fuck did Britfeel come to this?

a year ago it was by far the comfiest thread on /r9k/ and we all shared our fortnightly JSA stories and other unique british bits of comfiness.

Now it's full of tripfags, traps and normalfags galore.
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>>29901484
>How the fuck did Britfeel come to this?

We got careless
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>>29901439
>>29901471
I said Warwick, not Wowik you fucking gimp.
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>>29901439
>>29901471
Post it in the /trans/ thread on sp lad.
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>>29901471
You seriously have got to be the most elaborate troll in the history of the internet
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>>29901484

Too much responding to tripfags. It's the same everywhere, I remember it happening on /sp/ with skrtelpower and that lot fucking everything up.
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>>29901484
>Have to go to jobcentre thrusday
>Advisor just called saying she set up a group interview for me in the jobcentre immediately after I'm supposed to sign on

Fuck, I need excuses to get out of going to the interview.
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>>29901526
This. Tripfags have ruined every general/recurring thread I've ever used.
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>>29901543
>>Fuck, I need excuses to get out of going to the interview.

doc appointment
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>>29901543

Do you claim to have anxiety or depression? Fake a massive fucking anxiety attack/panic attack/tard out at the interview thing. Double victory: you'll get out the interview, and your advisor will see tangible proof that you can't handle work and contributing to society.
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>>29901568

Are you sure it might not be better to just attend the interview
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This Pointless episide looks grim.
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