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how are you this morning?
It's raining today. I hope it continues.
Pokemon Go was a mistake
My sleeping pattern is finally back to normal. But for how long?
>>29897718
Any of you lads EDCing a knife if so which? I just picked up a spyderco UKPK
>>29897778
Same here lad! Woke up at 9:30 today. I know one of these days I'm going to stay up all night playing vidya and fuck it up again.
How did you fix it?
Top Gear's Christmas specials have reportedly been scrapped
>>29897807
Slowly keeping myself awake longer and longer until I fell asleep at the right time. Took me quite a while.
>>29897766
why is the shading on this so shit?
>>29897820
good
the new top gear was absolute trash
>>29897821
Ah, Luckily for me it was instant, was travelling all day so I went to bed at 12 instead of 4.
There's so much more time to waste now
Poleaboo is going to email the laser hair removal clinic
Tell them about his situation and ask if this makes him unsuitable for laser hair removal
>Hi
>I had patch test 2 weeks ago and received what I believe was a small burn beneath my chin area. My face is fine though.
>I am wondering if this makes me unsuitable for laser hair removal?
Almost 21 lads, every year I say things will be different, every fucking year, and nothing has changed.
>>29897902
>Almost 21 lads
Too bad m8, clearly you're an old man and it's too late to turn your life around. Not like you're right at the start of your adult life with all sorts of options for what to do next.
any anons want to meet at a pub in rochdale this saturday?
>>29897735
Bored, how are you?
>>29897747
Who are you, you new? I don't recognise your waifu.
>>29897778
Mines great atm, I sleep form 6pm till 2am every day.
>>29897782
Whats edcing? And I own an anglo black bladed hunting knife.
>>29897939
21 is old
>>29897944
No thanks
>>29897952
>whats edcing
every day carrying, I.e stuff you carry with you everywhere in my case it's the following
>phone
>keys
>wallet
>knife
>lighter
>>29897718
I'd completely forgotten about this for years, but I just remembered that when I was six, a girl in my primary school liked to chase me to try and kiss me. I always managed to run away fast enough to avoid it. Needless to say I've never been kissed.
>>29897782
No I don't live in London.
Here's a pic of the burn
Is anyone here on universal credit? How's it any different to JSA?
>>29897966
>Carries a knife
>Carries a lighter but no cigs
lol
>>29897807
well mine is still fucked so BBBBBBBBBB
haha somebody just come up to derby and end my life please
Poleaboo sent the email
Lads it's time you did something crazy and posted your waifu.
>>29897952
No one new. Madotsuki is not my waifu.
As of tomorrow our /britfeel/ days my be numbered.I love you lads.
>>29898085
are you db?
Speaking of which, post waifus
>>29898082
oh you pedo cunt you beat me to it
>>29898103
>>29898064
End it yourself you lazy bastard
Read the burn COULD heal in another week
just saw chris chans nudes
>>29898064
I live in Derby, lad. What's troubling you?
>>29898082
Presenting my waifu. She's in a cute mood today, wish I was as well
>>29898038
all my friends smoke and they often forget or lose lighters, the knifes for misc cutting and protection
Only had a half day at work today so I'm a bit bored.
Tomorrows going to be the best day of the year though
>get the cheap postage that takes a long time to arrive
>parcel arrives two days later
Remember to never fall for the express delivery jew.
>>29898227
That is one ugly fucking betta lad, his tail is damaged as well
>>29898228
the one meme I can't help falling for :////////////
>>29898110
That's a bit rude
>>29898190
What's got you down lad?
>>29897902
I turn 28 tomorrow and I've said that every year for the last decade.
>>29898277
Don't care I fucking hate paedophiles
>>29898028
It is paid monthly instead of every fortnight and it doesn't immediately stop is you get a job. It only stops of you have been earning over a certain amount for 6 months straight.
>>29898263
Yeah I know, I got him from a pet shop instead of a breeder. He's a lot better now and his scales are getting better.
And yeah honestly he was the ugliest one there, thats why I choose him. I was worried no one else would.
Poleaboos mum is getting him a mcFlurry
Only put on 3 pounds since the end of Ramadan
>>29898277
Moved into a student house share a few days ago and their degeneracy is killing me already.
Don't want to give away too much or become Poleaboo no.2 or something but here's one example
>known my female roomate for 1 day
>she walks into the living room where me and her friend are sat
>GUESS WHO GOT LAID 1 HOUR AGO
>HE'S SUCH A GOOD FUCKBUDDY
I didn't even know how to react, just pulled a funny face and smiled
She seems like a really sweet girl too...
>>29898325
That's adorable. Good on you for picking the ugly one, I know he's just a fish but show the little lad some love for me
>>29898329
When she's gets you a happy meal, do you ask for the hot wheels toy or the barbie?
>>29898298
but sakurako is so cute m8
>>29898329
my mum picked me up a big mac meal a couple of days ago, hope you enjoy it lad
Got on the bus wiv ma day saverrr
Smoke the reeferrr in the cornerrr
>>29898362
Thank you, good to see theirs still some nice people here
>>29898298
I'm not a paedo tho m80
>>29898347
Christ, that is pretty awful. Better you see what she's like right away though, right?
>>29897807
>playing video games
quit you nigger
>>29898425
You was defending them the other day, saying its only mental age that matters
Not right that lad
>>29898430
I'm not addicted or anything lad, I swear. Haven't played in over a week, but I don't think it's something you need to quit, just limit. Just like fapping
gonna go for a long walk lads
>>29898437
I think you might have been talking to somebody else there lad, I'm not the only person to ever post sakurako on /r9k/ or even on /britfeel/
>>29898425
She looks a right cutie your waifu does
I guess it's good to know but if they're talking about sex within one day I won't be able to get away without them knowing I'm a 20 year old KHV sperg.
The question will come up soon, I can feel it, and then I'll be outed and probably ostracized. I'm terrible at lying so that's not an option...might just embrace it and if they laugh tell them to fuck off
>>29898347
Sweet girls like fucking as well.
>>29898455
Hope it's off a short pier lad ;^)
>>29897895
Why do you excessively email so much? You're one lonely runt.
>>29898503
It's not so much the fact that she's doing it, but that she's talking about it with someone she's known for 1 day. Also about how many people she's fucked. I just wasn't expecting this
>>29897718
Who here goes to Camden to buy weed ayy lmao?
>>29898519
Who isn't apart from the normies here? There's a lot of shit to say about Poleaboo but you can't fault him on being nearly the worst/best robot
>>29898519
I have questions and I need answers
With email I didn't need to physically engage anyone
>>29898541
Well it is the current year.
If she was coy about it then that might imply shame, which in turn could suggest that whoring about is wrong. So she has to front it out and act proud, which means telling people she barely knows.
>>29898483
Thanks, her unusually malleable face is just one of the reasons I love her.
I think laughing it off is the best option but tbqh being a virgin at 20 isn't THAT unusual. If you just act casual like its no big deal they probably won't care much.
>>29898548
not getting me today, nsa
>>29898015
you are still a fatty
>>29898628
No body shaming please.
>>29898628
I was squashing my face to make the burn more visible
>>29898628
Would like to see you turn down a nice big pile of doner and chips.
lasagna and chips
>pop on britfeel in 2021
>I bloody well get arrested for hatespeech
>spend 15 years in Her Majesty's royal prison
>feel like a right cheeky chappy when I get out
my sisters and my cousin are ugly
>>29898742
One on the right's not bad laddo
Poleaboo bought his brother a 40 quid phone so he could play Pokemon GO as his iPhone was not compatible
I am a good sister
>>29898705
ugh, don't remind me, so ashamed
back on the diet now
>>29898742
would fuck all of them after two or three beers desu
The middle one also looks decent, but I ugess that's just probably the angle.
>>29898758
Why is the guy on JSA pennies buying the brother who's got his life together pressies?
All your internet are belong to Theresa May and the IP Bill
>>29898771
>JSA pennies
it's still free money
>>29898771
He's got like 6k savings lad.
>>29898790
>>29898801
Sure but I bet the brother has more money to play around with.
Lads my darknet weed order arrived.
5 grams of super lemon haze, 3 grams of santa maria, and 5 grams of afghani gold seal hash.
Looking forward to tonight after work is done. Going to load up my pipe and enjoy.
>>29898859
Pls teach me your ways on the darknet. I want to finally try weed.
Lads no..
So im still out for my walk and there was loads of school kids out by the gate skiving lesson. And as I'm walking past I'm like act normal and I fucking trip. I don't care if they was 16 all 10 of them laughing and yelling dickhead at me plus some other stuff I couldn't work out really pissed me off
Poleaboo went down to collect his McFlurry and 2 out of his 3 sisters had a go at him, they shouted and essentially told him to go away when all he did was try to engage them in conversation
>>29898847
It would be irresponsible
>>29898874
I hate to point you to Reddit but it really is a good resource to get started. reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets should help you.
>>29898896
That's because I've been talking to Ayesha about you.
>>29898910
Thanks a lot senpai, looks like it covers it indepth.
>>29898896
kek, what did your sisters say?
>>29898896
>It would be irresponsible
What do you mean? Does he never spend money?
>>29898874
Poleaboo was capable of figuring it out (he also recommends reddit)
The only problem is there's no one to teach you to roll
>>29898917
Literally no one
>>29898945
Just shouted at me to "Go away" and to move
>>29898949
He buys a lot of clothes
Would just be a bit silly to buy a new phone for an app
>>29897976
in my first school, this hot girl got me in the coat hanging room, got on top of me, started kissing me properly, started taking my clothes off, wanted to have sex with me.
cant believe I fought her off., but its probably for the best I did cos a teacher walked in shortly afterwards.
>>29898957
>He buys a lot of clothes
I know exactly which type of paki he is from that description. I bet he has spiky gelled hair and he works in some kind of sales type job.
>>29898957
>Just shouted at me to "Go away" and to move
Why? Did you say something to them?
>>29898347
Girls go to uni to have sex with lots of guys and "get it out of their system". In reality they just have sex as much as they can until they lose their looks and then need to find some beta to "settle down" with.
Guys go to uni to get a good job in a field they love.
>>29898968
Nope
He's not a "paki" type
He likes anime, wrestling etc.
White skin, all his friends are white
He's growing his hair long and never uses gel
>>29898996
I just tried talking to them and they shouted at me before I even finished my sentence
>>29899013
He doesn't have any friends.
>>29898999
>Guys go to uni to get a good job in a field they love.
>>29899020
Livid you wasted your chance to film someone pooing aren't you Amir?
>>29899013
>He likes anime, wrestling etc.
I know exactly which type of Paki he is from that description. I bet he likes anime and wrestling.
>>29899020
You fucked up your chance at uni by being a sick fuck Amir, how does it make you feel to know you ruined your life?
>>29899020
>b-but I went to uni to watch girls shit
>>29899041
>>29899025
I wasted my chance to become a good little wagecuck and another cog in the machine?
I'm going to be much more famous, my life will leave a bigger imprint on this world with this route I have chosen
>>29899074
>one headline about some tranny freak's suicide
>bigger imprint
lol
>>29899074
What route have you chosen?
>>29899074
Playing Pokemon Go in mummy and daddy's home and failing to even transition successfully? Kek
>>29899074
Amir you can't go down this route, you've already admited you'd kill for a job.
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL Government releases new smartphone app Immigrants GO to lure illegals to the nearest dock for extraction.
>>29899074
holy fuck, this delusion
>>29899116
That's either someone pretending to be him or Poleaboo being more self-aware than we give him credit for. He knows how to rouse us
Or else he's reaching Elliott Rodger levels
ALL PAKIS MUST DIE THE DIRTY SHITSKIN SCUM
>>29899087
The route I am currently on
The path of the warrior, the path of the man seeking true justice, the path will inevitably lead to a grand stage where all will bear witness to the mans journey
>inb4 fedora
>>29899089
It's going to get better
>>29899095
I am on a difficult path, it's natural that I would be afraid but there is no turning back
>>29899154
I'm not like Elliot
>>29898894
Just went back to see if they was still there amd they wasn't. I found the ring leaders Facebook, should I message him and ask what they was yelling?
>>29899167
>PAKIS MUST DIE THE DIRTY SHITSKIN SCUM
>>29899192
>being non-white in 2016
>>29899200
>being non-white in 2016
c
>>29899191
yes
FUCK OFF ROBOT
>>29899192
I'm glad you agree with me
>>29899192
> cuck memes
nice one lad
>>29899212
Done, better not be out bad I've had enough
>>29899268
HOLY SHIT YOU REALLY DID IT HAHAHHAAHA YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Paki landlord rwfuses.to believe pipe is blocked causing floodinf and blames.the boiler.
>put an air block on filter to stop outside rainwater going into it.
>now nees to wait on my house to flood again for them to see it was the outsode pipe.
Why are there no white landlords anymore?
This wouldnt hold up in the krays era.
>>29899268
enjoy being beaten up and having your house vandalized by local chavs
>>29899268
>Typing like a chav
Why.jpg
This won't end well lad.
>>29899301
Why? I just want to know what they was yelling at me?
>>29899301
>local chav
Mate i use to skip sxhool and laughand wankers rhat fell.
Its being.a kid, not a ned or chave, ya cunt.
>>29899299
Put racist stuff in the reference when you transfer the rent.
>ref: shitskin
etc.
>>29899311
because if you react it motivates them to do it more, and your phrasing makes it seem like you're acting tough
>>29899299
>Why are there no white landlords anymore?
Where the hell do you live?
>>29899311
Then should have asked then ya silly twat. Not now over the internet like a wee poof.
>>29899325
A shitty small town where pakis buy up most of the cheap housing and charge over price rent because housing (outside of flats) are hard to find.
Id move town but work and no transport.
>>29899344
He had 20 people with him and I was on the phone, not walking 20 metres to ask him while on the phone with my mum.
Poleaboo is rank 6 on Hearthstone currently
>see a britfeel thread and feel a sense of comradery with my fellow britbots
>PAKIS GTFO
I guess I'll take my leave then
>Thank you for letting us know about your reaction. No, it doesn't mean you are not suitable, this is the reason we do the patch tests. Some Asian skin types have a lot of melanin in their skin and react more easily. We would like to get you back in to do some more patch tests on different settings (assuming you are happy to do so).
>Please give us a ring on XXXXXXX to arrange a convenient time for you. Please just explain you need some repeat patch tests on your face due to a reaction.
>Kind regards
Thank fuck for that
The chav still hasn't replied.
I just want this to be over with.
>>29899493
It was over with until you stirred it. You're going to get twice the shit next time they spot you.
>>29899414
It's a meme mate. The most well known person on this thread, poleaboo is a paki.
>>29899498
They do it to me everytime I leave the house. They're not hard anyway, i'm not gonna be scared of kids anymore.
>>29899523
How old are the chavs?
This reminded me of the scene in Step Brothers where the 40 year-old man children get bullied and beaten up by the 12 year old school kids
>>29899558
16, 2 years younger than me. I remember them from when I was a year 11. They all live in nicer houses than me as well.
just seen a man in his 50's with jeans and tshirt wearing a fedora
A House of Commons debate on a petition calling for a second EU referendum will take place on 5 September
>>29899614
they already replied saying it wouldn't happen, the debates just a formality
Pokemon Go is secretly teaching Americans the metric system
How can anyone think that Brexit will be anything other than a disaster for this country?
I haven't heard anyone give a coherent argument for how it won't totally fuck up our economy and destroy thousands of businesses all over the country.
>>29898162
Well, he lives in Derby m8. That'll make anyone wanna throw themselves off a tall building.
>>29899649
It's done mate, let's not go there again. Don't remind me of the chaos that was /britfeel/ right before and after the referendum
Doing the online for jobseekers
I hate it
It's soo depressing to be doing this again
>>29899711
Then get a job you lazy prick
>>29899699
I just can't work out why anyone would think it's a good idea to fuck up our country.
>>29899430
>inb4 Amir sends her three more emails
Poleaboo just booked himself in for a repeat patch test at the laser hair removal clinic
It's for the 20th, next Wednesday
Could have been earlier but I was pretending I had other stuff going on in my life
>>29899729
I'm trying, my last contract literally just ended. I work in a very specific field so it could be months before another position opens up around here
>>29899749
ha, WRONG
Mum is really pissed off today, feels bad man
Bought my brother a tablet for his birthday but just returned it because hes a little fucking cunt
>>29899756
>I work in a very specific field
Get a job as a kitchen porter until a job opens up in your field.
have to go to the Jobcentre on the 22nd to discuss my universal credit claim. I finished a paid apprenticeship with a company and now work there but with less hours so I hope the DWP aren't going to try and get me signing back on every week to look for a job I don't want
>>29898227
>Tomorrows going to be the best day of the year though
Why Nigii Lad?
>>29899797
Drop the attitude you vermin.
>>29899805
What did he do senpai?
Going to learn cursive today, lads.
>>29899915
Why mate?
oridgeynal
>>29899876
Hes just always been a prick, ignores me, lives with me, scrounges of my money and food and is just a manchild
>>29899951
Sounds like most people here.
>>29899934
I've been told I have shit handwriting. I was to fix that.
He still aint seen the message, I've just watched boyz in the hood so i'm road now I know what to do if it kicks off nigga
>>29899988
>I've been told I have shit handwriting. I was to fix that.
mines really bad i sperg out when writing
>strange things happen at work
>recount the story to parents
>get called a liar
>prove i'm right
>still get called a liar
Why should I bother telling the truth if I'm just going to be accused of lying anyway?
>>29900282
tell us the story, liar.
>>29900282
are you lying right now? I can't tell
1 day left on my kaspersky license
>living on the edge.jpg
>>29900346
>kaspersky
Poleaboo was thinking about becoming a paramedic. No-one would be able to deny his legacy was selfsacrifice with that included.
Just bought GTA V for the third (3rd) time
>>29899112
Moderate kek attained from this comment
>>29898894
Little shits getting younger when they start running their mouths now.
Going into my local shop yesterday, there's a large group of kids just hanging around outside, none of them older than 12. Anyway, I'd worn a baseball cap that day. This little girl just says to me as I'm walking in. "Yeah bruv, you got a roady hat on" I ignored the little cunt.
Come back out to get in my car and the whole group of them is chanting at me "roady, roady, roady, roady" etc felt like school yard bullying, I'm 25 for fucks sake.
What the fuck is a roady hat anyway? it was just a normal blue nike baseball cap.
>>29900395
But why lad? Why?
>>29900430
bought it when it first came out then sold it when i was poor
bought it again when i got an xbox one but sold it again when i was poor again
bought it for a 3rd time now cos no xbox one games and fuck all to do now i'm unemployed
>>29900444
You sound like a smack addict.
>>29900425
Chip and stormzy brought back wearing sports brand caps so they are saying you are wearing a hat trying to look like a roadman. This chav left me on seen, I don't know what to think about that.
>>29900444
>bought it for a 3rd time now cos no xbox one games
There must have been something to try out lad. Don't become one of those melts who only buys the latest /Halo/GTA/Fifa.
>>29899268
any reply yet lad?
>>29900470
this is over nearly 3 years
smack addicts to this shit on a daily basis
>>29900493
really lost interest in games since the current generation of consoles. had fallout 4 as well but i shouldn't have fallen for todd's lies
>>29900346
I've had no virus protection for almost a year without any problems.
>>29900550
you mean no problems that you know of
>>29900557
Computer works fine. Virus protection is unneccessary, just like all kinds of protection.
>>29900523
nah hes seen it I know but not replied. He knows who I am as well so its not like he doesn't understand it
>tfw actually really like GTA Online
>>29900602
do you play it alone?
The chav messages people team SMG. What is this?
gonna win the euromillions tonight lads, i just know it
>>29900666
>dem trips
I guess someone sold their soul
Clit Bang have got rid of Barry Scott
>>29900666
getting my ticket now laddy
>>29900648
Try formatting your post correctly.
>>29900771
#teamsmg he says
Poleaboo hit rank 5 on Hearthstone for the 10th straight month
When will the robot eventually win and there will be no more words left?
>>29900816
Every day that we humans are controlled by the robot it wins
>>29900816
Unless my maths is off, which it probably is, at 2000!^2000! posts. Which is approximately 10^(10^5739.279223396837). I'm not sure what that number is.
>>29900816
>>29900915
The robot only archives the previous few hundred threads.
>>29900940
>The robot only archives the previous few hundred threads.
How do you know that?
>>29900956
It's written somewhere on the site and you'll find old posts become available once in a while.
Fucking tried that tinder bollocks. Every girl
>i like food
>films
>i like music
>i like festivals
>i like friends and having fun
Every now and then
>i like video games
>comics
>i am a nerd
>i am a gamer geek
>>29901011
>i like festivals
I love this one because turns out: THEY FUCKING DON'T.
They say they do, then they go and complain about the fucking muck and rain and the camping and teh everything.
>>29901011
Theyre all after the same type of chad cock regardless.
If you so much as spoke to a "gamer gurl" about video games she would go dry as me nans biscuits.
>>29901042
They like pictures of them at festivals with pigtails and wellies on.
>>29897718
I wish Shipman was still with us today
>>29901064
>>29901042
and of course the depravity and debauchery
still aint replied
fake ass pussy nigga mandem
>>29901064
I like pictures of them at festivals with pigtails and wellies on
>>29901064
>We went to see 'insert popular guitar band' and they were so amazing
>'what songs did they play'
>that one where *imitates lyrics*
>>29901111
holy quads mate
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton endorsed by her former rival Bernie Sanders
>>29901092
In the uk music festivals have went from banging Es and Whizz, to getting so pissed you pass out and now we've went full circle back to Es and Whizz.
When I was going to festivals everyone would be hush hush about having drugs. Now the kids are posting videos of them eccied out their tit to their facebook.
>>29900574
spyware or botnet wouldn't be noticed
>>29901140
Its all a front to show the world and facebook LOOK AT ME I HAVE A LIFE.
Why cant they just stay home and have a read and a cup of tea like I do?
What is it with this social capital that people have began to identify people with? Is it because society is now like a lab rat study and theres simply too many we need to fuck the highest social rank we find?
I need to get onto someones facebook
>>29901184
>Why cant they just stay home
Because they aren't absolute losers like us?
I don't understand music festivals, and to an extent concerts.
Why would you go out of your way to listen to a version of a song that is objectively worse than what's on the album?
>birthday last week
>mum: "which restaurant do you want to go to anon?"
>I don't want to go to a restaurant
>"Indian or something else?"
>none
>"you have to choose one anon"
>why?
>"because it's YOUR birthday"
Why does she not understand I don't want to go to a restaurant?
when was the last time you bought a cd?
>>29901201
it's the atmosphere anon :^)
>>29901201
It's more energetic, it's hard to explain but it's an experience. The atmosphere, everything just works together and is great.
It's like seeing a sport live. Even if you're not hugely into a sport, seeing it live adds a buzz that you can't get watching in the pub or on TV.
>>29901205
just tell her you want a takeaway or whatever meal you like that she cooks then you sperg
>>29901205
>Not saying you want a kebab from the local kebabby
>>29901205
>ooh mum not feeling too well
>would prefer to get a takeaway and just stay in
wow so hard
>>29901232
if xbox360 games count then about 2 years ago. as for music? whats the point unless youre using it for recording you own work who buys things like that anymore/.
>>29901201
>People pay 60+ squids (why the fuck does /r9k/ not allow the pound symbol?)
>To stand in a field for a few hours
>With thousands of other normies
>All of them drunk/high
>All of them jumping up and down and screaming
>While the songs get butchered on stage by an overproduced band who sound like shit live
>>29901313
360 was DVD ya melt.
>>29901232
I think I got my mum a Michael Crawford cd about 5 years ago.
>>29901327
A Digital Versatile Disc counts as a type of Compact Disc you...
>quilt
>bellnut
>jeb-end
>beaut
>>29900535
>Not getting a playstation and playing weebshit
what can i do other than 4chan/tv/vidya etc?
lost interest in everything
Got a new pic for you boys
>>29901439
Slightly different here
couldn't pose much due to holding so much
Really liked this dress though
>>29897718
How the fuck did Britfeel come to this?
a year ago it was by far the comfiest thread on /r9k/ and we all shared our fortnightly JSA stories and other unique british bits of comfiness.
Now it's full of tripfags, traps and normalfags galore.
>>29901484
>How the fuck did Britfeel come to this?
We got careless
>>29901439
>>29901471
I said Warwick, not Wowik you fucking gimp.
>>29901439
>>29901471
Post it in the /trans/ thread on sp lad.
>>29901471
You seriously have got to be the most elaborate troll in the history of the internet
>>29901484
Too much responding to tripfags. It's the same everywhere, I remember it happening on /sp/ with skrtelpower and that lot fucking everything up.
>>29901484
>Have to go to jobcentre thrusday
>Advisor just called saying she set up a group interview for me in the jobcentre immediately after I'm supposed to sign on
Fuck, I need excuses to get out of going to the interview.
>>29901526
This. Tripfags have ruined every general/recurring thread I've ever used.
>>29901543
>>Fuck, I need excuses to get out of going to the interview.
doc appointment
>>29901543
Do you claim to have anxiety or depression? Fake a massive fucking anxiety attack/panic attack/tard out at the interview thing. Double victory: you'll get out the interview, and your advisor will see tangible proof that you can't handle work and contributing to society.
>>29901568
Are you sure it might not be better to just attend the interview
This Pointless episide looks grim.
>>29901484
It was because of movie night. It encouraged no anonymity and gave rise to name/tripfags.
I think they've been driven out now but I'm not sure.
qt girl asked me if I was free, now I'm driving down to Plymouth this weekend while she cooks me food and sucks my dingaling, she's even taken the Monday off so we can spend another day together.
I think I am become the Chad, feels good man
>>29901484
People say this every day and dont actually contribute themselves or participate in coversation.
>>29901484
>fortnightly JSA stories
Poleaboo always posts about this
Who here likes cute doggos?
>>29901664
Comfy looking garden, I'm jealous.
>>29901651
None of yours are funny with interesting insights. Just you stating how many non-whites you saw on the way despite being a paki yourself.
>>29901678
Dad's house is proper comfy tbqh.
Got a log burner and everything
>>29901583
I'm pretty quiet so I don't think they'd suspect I was faking it, but how do I go about doing that?
What is the comfiest British TV series?
>want to play pokemon GO
>too scared to leave the house on my own
>>29901748
>What is the comfiest British TV series?
peep show
>>29901748
The new seasons are shit though.
Really need to trim my pubes lads. Won't be able to find my willy in there soon
>>29901777
trips confirm
had to fill in the captcha 6 times
just snorted coke for the first time
Showing Pixels tonight if anyone's interested in a midweek movie.
Will probably also put on a selection of comfy Youtube videos.
>>29901748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H8Fq6X9VMw
Cannae wait fir the new series.
>>29901748
Father Ted
>>29901836
>pixels
who wants tae see that shite?
>>29901748
Blackadder
Only Fools and Horses
Top Gear (non-ginger editions)
Red Dwarf, again
>>29901720
Don't sleep the day before then take caffeine. You'll look like shit and you'll be able to play it off as stress and anxiety about the interview
Or you could be a big boy and get a job
>>29901891
>Top Gear
It's always been shit
>>29901889
Nobody, that's the point. Midweek movies are shite movies that encourage discussion over concentrating on the movie.
Halfway tempted to take on a trap persona to rival Polaboo.
>>29901892
>Or you could be a big boy and get a job
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH good one.
Thanks for the tip anon.
>>29901883
This desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc
>>29901928
Unless you take pics you will never rival Monica
>>29901471
>Cheap single bed
>Spiderman duvet cover
Your life is so shit it's staggering. I would absolutely hate to be you. I mean fucking HATE it.
Non water liquid which you can drink?
>>29901976
Dad, you've missed google again
Right lads, the situation is this. I've came in my pants twice today but I need to go to the shop to get some chocolate digestives. The joggers I've got on are quite dark so I don't think you can see a stain but the smell is fairly strong.
Should I get changed or just go to the self serve bit?
>>29901891
>"comedy"
>>29902026
I used to go a month without changing my underwear or showering, and I still went out late at night to tesco's for junk food. If I can do it you can.
How much of a melt will I look wearing this?
Quite fancy it and it's only 25 bar.
>>29902066
You're going to look like fucking Laa-Laa and have bees trying to fucking pollinate you
>>29902066
If you're non-white you could pull it off. Would look crap on pale skin though.
>>29902066
useful if you get stuck up a mountain
otherwise it's trash
just squeezed a massive sore on my inside leg and a load of puss and blood came out
>>29898347
Jesus christ
KHV here, thank god I'm living at home and don't have to deal with normies
never forget, women would send us virgins to camps if they could
>>29902109
I'm white, but tanned (or maybe it's just years of dirt).
>>29902084
Fucking yass
>>29902137
What if I live in a shithole and want a reason for the local young team to start shite and hopefully kick me to death?
Hi, I'm a non-virgin student with prospects in life
>>29902157
At least he gets to watch the fuckbuddy slowly fall for the girl and get his heart broken
>>29902203
Hi i'm a virgin wageslave with also no prospects
>>29901836
Is it on kent or gorilla's channel? I'd much rather watch Kingsman desu
alri lads not long home from work
probably shitpost for an hour or two til my gf comes round at 8 then do a shag or two
enjoy wanking yourselves to death you silly virgin NEET cunts
>>29902240
>enjoy wanking yourselves to death you silly virgin NEET cunts
Thanks xx
Taking suggestions on acquiring a document that can prove my address, hopefully one that I can get within the week.
Got a deposit on a car, but they need the paperwork to finish the finance.
>>29901664
I love wan wans! :'3
>>29901836
>>29902239
Fuck off you attention whores. It's people like you ruining this.
>>29902239
Kent's channel.
If you can find a streaming link for Kingsman, we could do that.
Verdict on this album lads? Pretty underrated imo desmond fampai.
>>29902322
Government letters and old utility bills are usually sufficient.
>>29902337
You're the only one causing conflict here friend.
>>29902360
I'll post a link for you to test in the chat when I get back from work.
>>29902203
>>29902240
reeeeeeee get out etc etc
Do any other lads use Gentoo? I can't be the only one.
Euro millions going up to 2.50 pound and they are adding an extra number
>>29902459
Applied for a council tax bill yesterday, not a peep out of them, so I'm trying to think of other options in case the council is so useless they can't send me a simple letter.
>>29902508
Please be lying m8.
>>29900395
I've bought it twice desu lad. Such a waste as I've barely played it on the xbone. And I still don't have it on pc
>>29902322
If you go to your bank they will print you off a proof of residency on headed paper.
>>29902527
last time i asked for a council tax bill they sent me 7 with all diff amounts on
>>29902239
>Kent has his own channel now
Such an attention whore smdh
>>29902405
WHAT ALBUM REEEEEETARD
>woman in charge of UK
>woman in charge of Germany
>woman in charge of USA
s m h
>>29902762
you've been rused lad
>>29902770
I wonder if Theresa will pull the sexism card when the election ruckus gets large enough
>>29902807
She will. I've already seena bunch of rightists talking about the sexism experienced by conservative wymyn. The right want the opportunity to bitch and moan as much as the left, that's why they always push the antisemitism thing, even when it has no basis at all. Now they are seeing the opportunity to steal the sexism meme as well.
>>29902807
Probably.
With any luck she'll be out on her arse in no time. She's pro-eu so when parliament votes to stay in the eu the public will blame her and the touries will be out in the next general election.
>>29902893
>when parliament votes to stay in the eu
wow you are stupid
>>29902893
>the touries will be out in the next general election.
Kek. Comrade Corbyn's Trotsky Tribute Band will never win an election. The Tories are here until 2025 at least.
>>29901748
Probably Midsummer Murders.
Cosy little country town. The detectives always get their man. No surprises, every episode is exactly the same. It's something your nan can watch.
>>29902914
Corbyn is in full dictator mode now
>step down
no
>it's for the good of the party
no
>you've lost the support of the party
no
>there's an overwhelming vote of no confidence
no
>the tories have already replaced Cameron and are unifying around May
no
>your leadership has been formally challenged
no
>you aren't eligible to automatically be on the ballot
yes i am
>no you're really not
yes i am
>ffs step down you power-mad freak
no
>you lost the leadership election, the leadership has been taken from you
i own the unions so now the whole country is on strike
>.step down
no
>>29903001
He's cleaning the party.
>Theresa May gets in without an internal vote
Good start to our doomed future as a one-party country.
>>29903001
Corbyn is a terrible leader. He doesn't look like he could lead a duck to water. Hell, he doesn't look like he could lead a fish to water.
How do you get through life knowing you'll always be alone? What the fuck is the point?
>>29903001
The thing is, labour have sorely fucked up because all this infighting people are actually siding with Corbyn.
He's been made the victim.
When labour fail we will look back and see it was this that done it.
>>29903056
Well there's no point even if you're with somebody.
>>29903019
That party being the SNP who will start competing for seats in northern England next election
>>29902906
The conservitards outnumber everyone else in parliament, of course they're gonna vote to stay
>>29902484
Poleaboo did for a short period
>>29903068
We can already look back and see the start of the decline was Blair.
>>29903154
Why don't you state your real name when posting Monica? Do you feel shame using it?
>>29903137
May will definitely whip the Tory MPs to vote for Brexit. Only the most hardline Remainers would rebel.
>>29903194
Just fuck off wiII you
Been having a shitty week in work and now have a banging headache, I want to just quit it already.
Should I get a takeaway tonight or stuff myself with crap from morrisons?
Can anyone recommend any games or stuff to watch?
I was going to go for the /v/ gauntlet but I don't think I can play a NES game in my current state.
>>29903122
>tfw SNP slowly take over the north of England with promises of all the benefits of Scotland.
>tfw slowly SNP rise up and gain the major vote
>tfw England is no longer a super power and all the power is now in Edinburgh (but decided by Glasweegiesoapdodgincunts)
>>29903164
Blair was a smart cunt.
>get in when the country is getting better.
>bail before the boom and let people blame Gordo for the shite. (Despite him being one of the best Treasuers)
>>29903137
Stop you are really embarrassing. There isn't going to be a vote on it.
>>29903220
Why would she do that when she's pro eu?
>>29903223
Why the agression? Just a bloody question.
>>29903243
Then the conservatives will be out in the next general election. Either way May gets fucked.
>>29903241
>blame Gordo for the shite. (Despite him being one of the best Treasuers)
at least most people realise this now
even the most common idiots get it and are sympathetic to him now
>>29903247
She is charged with negotiating Britain's exit form the EU. That will be her legacy. She can't have backbenchers fucking it up. Besides, May is one of the most authoritarian politicians in Westminster, she won't tolerate rebellion.
>>29903223
Kek, Paki's had a nerve touched.
>>29903268
You really have no idea how the system works do you?
>>29903274
Too late though.
Gordon's only fuck up was not getting a vote as soon as tony stepped down. Labour were still a shoe in to win at that point. By the time the election came it was too late.
>>29903274
El Gordo was a good treasurer. But he was a very poor prime minister. His ambition got the better of him. He served the country much better in his proper place as chancellor of the cheque book.
>>29902066
>image1xxl.jpgasoslel
>>29898968
I work with a paki just like that lol.
>sales job
Kent can you post the pastebin link for your room?
I lost all my bookmarks.
Opinions on this week's epidose lads? I've seen people on Twitter shitting all over it, but I thought it was decent.
>>29903416
>epidose
sucka nigga dick for an iphone 6
>>29903416
obvious ruse is obvious
>tfw you nearly post a witty reply to someone ITT but you then realise just how shit it was and how you have literally zero sense of humour or wit
Poleaboo is going to download a femdom manga and masturbate
He feels masturbation will help him feel better and sooth his anxieties
>>29903472
>anxieties
What's happened lad?
>>29903472
why don u use real porn nigga?
>>29903316
Please explain how you think it works oh mighty keeper of political knowledge
>>29903325
>>29903334
What the fuck are you even talking about, he was terrible. The economy was doing well as a result of a continuation of conservative policies and he sold all our good reserves off at rock bottom prices when he didn't need to.
>>29903488
You mean with real humans or just non-femdom?
>>29903487
Just the whole laser thing
Appoint for another patch test next week
I really wanted to have started actual sessions by now
Fucking hate my beard, it's disgusting
>>29903487
>>29903488
Seriously
Fuck the fuck off
Today has been the worst day of my life, just gonna go to sleep now.
Least tomorrow will be better though, I've got something I really want to show kent and shout and whoever else is interested. I'll post it here tomorrow around about 6pm
hope you all have a better day than me
>>29903371
I've worked with that type of guy in the past.
I'll say one thing for them, they always iron their shirts. When I was working a shitty 8 quid an hour telesales job I wasn't going to bother ironing a shirt.
>>29903532
Real humans G
>>29903534
Put sum respek on it doe
>>29903567
Respect for the cunts who are destroying this general
Yea, kill yourself. Please
>>29903567
>Real humans G
It's even harder to find something that hits the spot
>>29903467
I start writing responses on /r9k and most of the time I realize halfway through that it's all pointless and retarded so I just stop.
>>29903586
I'll off you myself how bout dat bitch ass punk
sheeit
>>29903612
Unlike these lads
>>29903615
>>29903567
>>29903488
who obviously don't put much thought into their posts
>>29903640
Poleaboo puts more effort into his posts than most people
>>29903640
sheeitt nigga you atting my bruh?
very anxiety ridden day at work, was staving off the panic attack and trying not to speak all day because my voice felt so weak and quivery. Couldn't even drink from my mug because my hands were shaking so much that it was spilling on my desk. Definitely thinking it's time to visit the Doctors
>[Sorimura Youji] Loli Bitch Counseling (Girls forM Vol. 11) [English] [CGrascal]
>[Oouso] Pet or Slave - The Case of Rafflesia Yamada (Girls forM Vol. 12) [English]
man what do we realy have to say in order to say something meaningfull
>>29903668
>anxiety
>has a job
>>29903543
sleep tight prince x, hope u feel better
wait i havent followed the politics scene much other than voting leave
so if we voted to leave why arent all the poles out yet? I thought we'd kick them out if we left?
>>29903748
We're switching from EU to EEA - free movement, free trade, no vote or veto anymore.
If anything we lost our ability to opt out of refugee quotas and gained nothing.
>>29903491
There is not going to be a vote on whether we leave the EU, we have already had it.
>>29903748
The government wanted to remain. So remain we shall.
>>29903748
The vote itself doesn't mean jack shit.
For the UK to leave the EU parliament has to vote on it. The conservatives have the most MP's in parliament and they're pro EU, so if they vote they're gonna vote to stay because that's the party policy. However, they could vote to leave because if they don't they'll all lose their seats in the next general election OR they could all vote to leave and May flip flops to be pro leave and makes the whole process a lot easier.
tl;dr Your votes mean shit all
>>29903796
i don't understand or care really what that means, what is going to happen to the polish? Will we fucking finally be rid of them?
>>29903806
And Parliament is the vote with actual power, it's up to them whether we leave or stay.
What's the point in this game anyway lads? Who is it supposed to appeal to?
Kent, have you changed the password on your channel? I can't log in.
>>29903844
Why are you worried about the polish when we are infested with shitskin pakis
>>29903844
No, EEA means plenty more along with others will be coming.
>>29903923
>hy are you worried about the polish when we are infested with shitskin pakis
as of next week i'm gonna be living alone in my parents house lads
reckon i might turn a bit strange as they're more or less my only daily human contact
You ever considered starting a snapchat, Poley?
I reckon you would be safe enough, nobody could ever prove it was you.
>>29903958
I'm happy you agree with me
>>29903844
No, EEA means free movement stays. So Poles aplenty
tfw first sip of larger beer of the evening
Is that Grimsby movie any good
>>29903937
>>29903923
i voted leave because /britfeel/ sources said it meant EU laws would no longer apply and theyd get kicked out, so wtf did we vote for if we're gonna be getting more?
>>29903997
This is what you get for trusting 4chan when making real life decisions
>>29903997
You should stop taking advice on votes from NEETS on /britfeel/ and /pol/ and spend a couple minutes looking it up.
>>29903923
Have you been outside in the last decade?
Can't get a house share around here without getting out numbered 6 to 1 by euro scum in a 2 bedroom house
>>29897718
>Tfw America is getting rid of the slime
>>29903963
For how long?
I lived alone when my roommate moved out for 1 month..he was also my only contact and I got a bit lonely desu. Still felt sane, you grow to be more comfortable with being by yourself
>>29904006
>>29904007
fuck this shit then, does canada give out dole for brits at least? they're commonwealth after all, think I could move where they're uncucked instead?
>>29903852
That's about as likely as the Queen taking action.
There will be no second vote in the Commons.
>>29904017
>euro scum
Kek, what do you think you are?
Do any of you NEETs use aftershave
>>29904043
>canada
>think I could move where they're uncucked instead?
oh anon....
>>29898082
Waifu posting has declined.
>>29904083
straya then? my point still stands, could I at least get a job there?
also fukcs sake i cant believe meme magic failed us
>>29903963
where are your parents going?
>>29904073
>shaving with a razor
What century are you living in?
>>29903839
They wouldn't lose their seats. A lot of people who voted leave are freaking out about it. If another referendum were held, right now, then remain would score an overwhelming victory.
Also, Labour is in disarray. The LibDems no longer exist. And no-one would trust UKIP with the country. So the Tories are all that's left. You have to vote for one of them, so the Tories will stay in power no matter what they do.
We're british. We're just too lazy and apathetic to do anything about it.
>>29903844
On the contrary. Leave wanted to open the borders up completely and let literally EVERYONE in.
It was only Farage who argued against immigration. But Leave was really about taking control of our borders so that we could let every single person on earth into our beautiful, rich country.
look into my eyes lads
>>29904103
You can still use aftershave to smell good.
>>29904083
I've heard that Trudeau is a total pussy and quite possibly an actual, legitimate, willing cuckold.
>>29903958
>Someone in this threadwho are we kidding, it's poleaboo
>has a folder on their computer with about 50 of these fedora guys in it
baka t b h desu
>>29904153
Icke was right!
Shapeshifters out! out! out!
>>29904036
up to a year
>>29904095
back to theircountry of origin
Reportings from a lifelong NEET's first day of work:
>arrive at 9:30am
>boss tries to be funny but isnt
>by 10am the two faced cow has started yelling at everyone
>not given a break until 2pm
>5 minutes to force feed a sandwich at 500 miles an hour and then piss
>toilet didnt even work, was blocked
>back to work until 6:30
>finish at 7:30 despite being told 6:30, not paid for that hour
>get home
in some ways i'm not even shocked or annoyed, of course no one decent would hire a NEET, i'm just glad i can finally make my mum proud and be independent in a few months
>>29904073
Haven't been clean shaven in 3 years. Aftershave felt and smelt good when I used it though
>>29904043
Canada only let in pakis and skilled immigrants, they will 100% deny your migration application if you have no/limited work experience.
>>29904094
Exact same thing with aus bro, countries don't let you in just for being white anymore.
Sky Sources: Labour's National Executive Committee decides #JeremyCorbyn will be included on ballot for leadership contest automatically
>>29904225
It gets easier anon
Don't read the spoilerdesu it never gets easier, I just wanted to give you some hope
>>29904225
You need to grow some balls. Don't let anyone tell you that you can't go on break. You are entitled to breaks, by the fucking law. And they have to pay you for your work. If work finishes at 6:30pm, then YOU finish at 6:30pm.
It's people being little pussy bitches that let bad employers get away with shit. Don't let them push you around.
>>29904225
>not getting paid for that hour
Salary job?
If not, you're a muppet because you shouldn't have clocked out, or you should put that over time in your timesheet depending on what you use.
>tfw you stayed on another on your first day
enjoying being that guy
>'so steve, I'mma gonna need you to stay on tonight, thanks, and can you come in saturday, cheers mate.
>>29904279
Seconding this lad. If they're going to keep you past your shift then you best be fucking paid for it.
What's the job?
>>29904279
If i didn't take their shit then the people we work for would suffer and i feel its better me than them, i guess thats life when you decide to work in a position that caters (literally) to disabled people
>>29904279
This desu. Everyone gets shit on until they take charge.
>>29904073
>2016
>shavingshiggydigoriginal
>>29897718
>Britfeel
>Goyim thread of today
Hearthstone update lads
New (free) hero
>>29904313
Is it care work?
If so you can just put it on your timesheet.
Don't be an fanny and if you finish at 6:30, leave at 6:30.
I did care homes and did nights. Lazy bastards would come late everyday so I use to stay on. After a month I went fuck this and did my handover notes in the book and left. There is always someone around getting paid to stay late so you don't have too.
>>29904279
>If work finishes at 6:30pm, then YOU finish at 6:30pm.
>asked to put in extra time
>refuse and leave
>fired next day
Great advice anon
>>29904313
That's a hard one, lad. The problem still lies with jew bosses who want to cut as much from caring as possible. Even worse with private care homes who seem to expect to generate a profit.
Get those disabled people, or their families, to put in official complaints and demands for more staff.
>>29904402
The problem I think is that he's not being paid for the overtime
ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU PAKI CUNT
>>29903965
>>29904424
I reckon it'll get better anyway it was a proper busy day
>>29904402
Read your contract before you get hired. Usually, they can't force you to work beyond your hours.
But my point was more that work stops when the pay stops. If he's not being paid, then he shouldn't work. When they make you work without pay, they are STEALING from you. If you did the same, they would fire your ass and press charges.
>>29904440
>it's okay, my wife will stop fucking the black guy, tomorrow.
>>29904062
(Euro) English
White skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, a paragon of genetics of our Anglo ancestors.
>>29904500
>Usually, they can't force you to work beyond your hours.
So when you refuse to do that extra work and then they fire you, at least you'll have the moral high ground.
>>29904545
>So when you refuse to do that extra work and then they fire you, and you take them to a tribunal and you win at least you'll have the moral high ground and some of their money.
>>29904545
No, you have an employment tribunal. Bring them up on unfair dismissal, breach of contract, etc.
>>29904545
I don't know what world you live in. You don't slam down your tools and REEE out the door, just say you have to go on time. They literally cannot say 'no you have to stay'
Unless you're salaried, then you're fucked.
>>29904593
>Unless you're salaried, then you're fucked.
"That's fine, but I'm contracted for 40 hours/week so I'm off early on Friday"
>>29904545
you have to be working for them for 2 years before you can take them to court for unfair dismissal
>>29898190
Your waifu looks interesting in 2.5D
>>29898190
top tier waifu anon
>>29898724
>pop on britfeel in Q4 2016
fixed
>>29904593
This.
It's a simple case of going to manager and saying 'that's 'x' o'clock' I'm done. They will say okay, or can you stay on. If they ask you to stay on you will be paid for it. (you are using a clock in system right?)
>>29904612
'Can't do that, but we'll give you less hours next week, promise'
>I thought I was getting less hours for staying on last weke
'sorry, next week'
They do this all the time. The best thing is, you're already below your hours for the year. When I was doing the rota I use to have to give people less than 40 hours. They never complain about it because 'still same pay at the end of the month'.
>tfw I dump them on a 50 hour week during the busy period.
>>29904577
>No, you have an employment tribunal. Bring them up on unfair dismissal, breach of contract, etc.
Can you honestly imagine the average /r9k/ poster arranging an "employment tribunal"? What, your employer sacks you so you call the police to make them take you back at your shitty supermarket job or whatever?
>>29904684
>'Can't do that, but we'll give you less hours next week, promise'
"I'm not on annualised hours, unless I get that in writing I can't do it. You know what HR are like"
>>29904440
if you let them abuse you like this it won't get any better
not getting paid for work you've done isn't "well that's just the way it is! ;)" it's illegal, exploitative and immoral
better to have no job at all than to have a job like that, you need integrity as an adult
>>29904402
You can't get fired for refusing overtime.
>>29904577
Not if it's during trial period. They can let you go for whatever.
>>29904717
I forgot about those eternal probation periods.
Don't they sometimes let people go right before it ends so they don't have to give them full-timer benefits?
>>29904702
'that's fine then.'
3 weeks later
>hey anon, we're kinda busy right now so I'll I've given you monday and wednesday off, but I'm going to need you in on Saturday and Sunday, and if you read our contract, it will state you can work those days.'unless you notified in the interview and have in writting that is not in your availabilty.
Split days off are the best way to fuck with people.
>>29904767
Ah yes because my employer is intentionally out to get me.I forgot.
>>29904711
>can't get fired
m8 anyone can fire you at any time and if you somehow fight them and win, and they're forced to keep you on, then you'll be assigned toilet cleaning duty all day every day until you decide to leave of your own volition or just kill yourself.
It's my birthday tomorrow and I'll be alone all day, I'll probably get a fuckoff big pizza for dindins and have it all to myself then go to bed at 8pm because I'll be so full
And the assumed birthday card from my parents hasn't arrived yet so I'll have nothing to open in the morning
I hate being an adult
>>29904800
They literally can't. They need to give you a written reason.
>>29904742
>don't they let people go before it ends so they don't have to give them full time benefits.
yes, this happens a lot, especially busy periods.
However, some shit people get full time benefits because some managers keep putting off the progress review that shit people who should be fired end up getting full time jobs because we missed the probabtion timeline to let them go.
I have just smoked a weed cigarette
>>29904624
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I think I prefer 2D
>>29904658
Thanks lad :) Do you have one?
>>29904794
Have you ever worked?
It's a popularity contest, especially in shitty minimum wage jobs. I worked retail and the manager flat out told me he was giving one guy shit hours to make him want to quit. People they didn't like got the least amount of hours and the shittiest days.
>>29904824
Im drinking a Stella, might have a weed cigarette before bed
>>29904794
If you're not a yes man, then yes they will be. Most managers hate cunts that make shit difficult for them.
Except night work managers. They're always so chill.
>>29904801
go onto /brit/ and tell them it's your birthday, you'll get nice (you)s and hopefully some memes to celebrate with
t. spent my 20th birthday entirely alone
>>29904824
I'm vaping a weed trench.
the future is now.
literally spent 4 hours listening to gospel music on youtube lads
>>29904854
>>29904859
Yet another reason to avoid the private sector I guess.
>>29904859
Everyone is chill on the nightshift. It's bizarre.
>>29904871
I've been watching some old Russell Brand trnews
>>29904843
>I'm not sure how I feel about this. I think I prefer 2D
2.5D waifus are slightly unsettling desu
Anyone watching this child genius shit on channel 4, that last kid was wank wasn't he? I beat him. I AM smarter than a 10 year old,
>>29904877
Go into the private sector just make sure you're a skilled, valuable employee before you join. Not a disposable call center worker who has to be herded like a handicapped.
>>29904888
Nightshift is home of the banter.
I notice that nightshift always has their group and they all seem to get on great and there is never any in fighting (except with dayshift) and they just fuck with each other all the time.
>>29904924
>hah take that kid im smarter than you
this is why people hate you
>>29904863
Is /brit/ friendlier than /britfeel/? I've never been on there because I'm guessing it's full of normies rather than partly normie like on here
>>29904960
>I AM smarter than a 10 year old
He's obviously joking you autist. Simmer down
how do we get rid of the NEETs on /britfeel/?
>>29904940
All this talk has made me want to get a part-time job in nightshift. Won't it fuck up my sleep though, not sure I can work that around uni
>>29905002
get rid of pakipoo and i will happily leave
>>29905002
it's all about job creation
>>29904843
>Do you have one?
of course desu
>>29904968
Wouldn't say full of normies though there definitely are some. Generally they're androids, and will treat you better than the self obsessed autistic robots in this thread.
>>29905041
Might just be oblivious but I don't think I've seen her posted before. CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>29905021
It will a little
I usually stay up at night on my days off as if i was working hours. But i have no other life outside work.
>>29905107
haven't posted her in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55C0Dc6k7Ts
>Wake up to angry buzzing
>There's a wasp behind my blinds
>Fucking crush it
HATE WASPS.
>>29904429
Sorry, I meant to but I forgot
No, it's not really my sort of thing, same with twitter
What would I even post?
>>29905176
Guess I'm watching this then
>>29904911
it depends on how good the artist is
>>29903408
Poleaboo too needs the pastebin for the room
>>29905262
Cute pictures of Monica?
>>29905392
>>29903408
http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
Feel free to join now, I guess, I'll start the movie at about 10pm if that's what people want.
>>29905417
I'm not one of those vapid whores
>>29905455
There's a movie at 10? What's going on? This isn't film night. What film are you showing? I'm confused
>>29905530
I mentioned showing Pixels earlier if people wanted it.
>>29905530
It's some attention whore. Just ignore it.
Just got fish and chips for supper lads
>buy a lot of games in the steam sale
>proceed to play none of them and instead sit on 4chan
How to motivation lads
>>29905927
At least you bought them in the sale lads
>>29906140
>>29906140
>>29906140
New thread over here lads
Downloaded steam and looked through my friends list, bit depressing seeing some of the people i used to game with for like 6 hours a day havent been online for several years. One of them hasn't had any activity from 2010 except for one post in 2012 asking where he was. Makes me wonder where everyone is now
>>29906178
Do you think they all changed user names to avoid you?
>>29906221
No, because if you change user names on Steam, all your previous account stuff comes with you.
