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/britfeel/ three on the trot edition
Azor Jon
>Girl invited me to her uni at the weekend
>Agree to go
>"Yay, look forward to seeing you :)"
>text her today asking for more info
>no reply
Might go find a nice strong tree branch instead.
Posting in new thread:
Downloaded steam and looked through my friends list, bit depressing seeing some of the people i used to game with for like 6 hours a day havent been online for several years. One of them hasn't had any activity from 2010 except for one post in 2012 asking where he was. Makes me wonder where everyone is now
The sync seems to be empty
I have a nice weekend lined up. No work Friday-Sunday and a friend is coming up to graduate before moving to York. She's spending an extra 2 nights here with me in a hotel. We will fuck a lot, I'm aiming for at least 5 times per day, but I want to make a small movie selection for in between restaurants n sex.
So far I have Ghostbusters original and Zoolander 2 (probably shit but we watched the first together a few weeks ago). My mind is totally blank on what else and /tv/ is shit so no tips from there.
Any ideas? She likes comedies and thrillers mainly. And capeshit but we've both seen them all.
Was using tinder.
Match with really qt Asian.
Chatted. I was brave and asked her for drinks tomorrow she said yes.
Been nervous thinking about it all day. Think I am too chubby and bald.
Make a joke about finding her super attractive and say I am willing to travel to meet her no problem.
She says I am immature and changes her mind.
Doesn't reply.
>escaped humiliation when she would have stood me up in person
>>29906232
You're making me want to hang myself even more.
Just tried Hearthstone for the first time and it's pretty good. I hope this isn't the first steps down a dark path, like WoW.
>>29906339
Two for the long drop please
>>29906322
mate I've fucked a lot off twitter
not once have they looked as good as their pics. at best I feel half-catfished. don't worry about it.
Hope it rains tomorrow. Weather said it would be at most 19 degrees in my area.
![The-Cuckold-Poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4M4NRnP.jpg "The-Cuckold-Poster[1].jpg")
>>29906232
Let me know if you need anyone to watch
>>29906363
She longed it anyway. Feel really dejected. This is not healthy
>>29906339
don't be
I used to be a robot up until I was 23. No job ever, neet, KV drop-out, 126kg @ 6'. I couldn't walk the dog for 30 minutes without sweating like fuck. Walking up a hill was basically agony. I used to think "i'm unemployable and fucked for life" so I didn't try. I went on jobseekers every so often to appease my mother and buy wow expansions or upgrade my pc.
Got a job as basically a labourer in a huge department store for christmas (kinda accidentally, really) and it turned my life around. Nearly 4 years later I'm now 80kg (been around this for 2 years), a store supervisor and I'm pretty good looking desu. I still don't keep much of a social circle, I have a small group of friends because that's how I like it.
Anything can happen m8, chin up. Big changes can happen from a single step.
Gonna get a prozzie for the weekend, I've waited long enough.
How would I go about it? What's the best place to go?
>>29906639
ukpunting for reviews. Don't get an eastern european unless you want to be short changed.
>>29906590
How did you meet the girl? How old is she?(I turned 23 yesterday, still thinking about going to uni)
>>29906590
I have a job, I just feel pretty shitty as I got invited less than a week ago and now I'm going to be ignored and see picture on facebook the next day.
I have a pot noodle and I want to eat it but I can't tell whether it's because I'm hungry or just bored
What should I do at this difficult time?
>>29906814
Flip a coin, Anon
Anyone watch that refugee documentary?
Good watch imo, was really rooting for all the lads in it.
>>29906814
Eat two, just to be sure.
Lads, the last time I took an interest in music, video games, films, comics and books was somehwere around 2008-2010.
How do I pick up the enthusiasm and interest I had back when I was 20-22?
>>29906903
Losing interest in shit currently. What the fuck have you been doing for 6 years though? I just feel bored all the time.
>>29906695
At an ice cream parlour. I recommended the white chocolate sauce when she was indecisive n we went to a nearby park to hang out.
22 Pharmacy grad
I'm going to try see if an LDR is possible but it probably won't be. I'm sure we'll still send nudes for a few months though, I have quite a collection anyway.
>>29906746
bitches flake man. fuck them.
I met someone from tinder at a starbucks a while back. she was 29 but looked more like 36-38. buys me the coffees n cake against my wishes (bill was like tenner for me alone). After 2 hours insists we go to a mexican street food place I talked about so we head there, I get some nachos for a few quid and she gets a burrito (she paid for me here too). After this she INSISTS she drives me home. Takes me right to my door, makes small talk, says she's keen for another and I never hear from her again. Just no replies. Maybe she wanted me to take her in and fuck her right there but who knows.
>>29906988
>At an ice cream parlour. I recommended the white chocolate sauce when she was indecisive n we went to a nearby park to hang out.
This is Chad as fuck. I have slept with a good few women, been in several relationships, etc. But I could never pick up a woman by doing that, not in a million years.
Closest I got was getting a girl's number at a party and then having a fling with her a bit later. The other times it's either been internet dating, someone I've known for a while through uni, or they've pursued me.
>Have the white chocolate sauce. And you'll be having my white sauce later.
Fucks sake Chad. Good work.
>>29906903
That's pretty common I guess, I'm stuck in 2005.
Poleaboo is quite disappointed that there will be no film night tonight
>>29906961
Working and just watching tv and letting time pass. I don't even bother with the tv shows I'm watching they're just a way to make time not be still.
I might read a book or comic or play a game, but mostly just tv is on and I stare at it blankly.
>>29907118
We're all enjoying movie night in another room without you.
>>29907128
Can feel myself going the same way desu. I mostly just sit around updating 4chan and social media as hours pass me by. Grim as fuck really
WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE ENGLISH MURDERER?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36172473
>I dont give a shit.
>>29907184
I like Ian Huntley.
Some people say that he was a cunt, but he had the balls to do what he wanted to.
>be internet celebrity
>YGO abridged videos get 300k-1million views
>Start a new series
>Post vlogs about muh depression
>get around 5k views
Do you think it depresses him that only 1% of people who watch his YuGiOh videos actually give a shit about him as a person?
Quite amusing he gets about as many views as Poleaboos blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v3_bKldSTw
>>29907184
Harold Shipman probs
>finally have a sex dream where a cute girl sucks me off
>the feeling is indescribable, truly heaven
>not even a minute in my sister wakes me up and tells me to kill a spider
>>29907223
>>Post vlogs about muh depression
WhaWhaWha
We all want to kill ourselves, maybe he should get a proper job
>>29907184
That lad has probably posted on here desu
>>29907233
AWW DUDE CANT BEAT A BIT OF SHIPPOSTING
>>29907223
Nothing on this earth is as pathetic as "youtubers" with a few thousand viewers thinking people give a shit about them
>>29907258
>qt female looks to you to rescue her from danger
Sounds like you're living the dream lad
>>29907223
It wouldn't bother me at all. Everyone knows that no one wants to listen to someone talk about how miserable they are.
>>29907261
Guy probably makes 10x more than you do at your "proper job".
I always laugh when people talk about "muh proper job". I'm an internet entrepreneur, I'm 23 and I made 90 grand last year, and people often tell me to get a proper job. I just laugh in their face. They are slaving away hoping to get a half-day off, meanwhile I never wake up with an alarm clock and I can take time off whenever I want.
>>29907258
I have only had one sex dream, as far as I can recall it got to the point where I was going to do it with a girl and I got so anxious and frightened that it woke me up, would literally have no idea what to do in a situation like that.
>>29907374
>Guy probably makes 10x more than you do at your "proper job".
Doubtful
He can't monetise his Yugioh videos
Only gets Patreon money, about $4,000 a month
>>29907394
$4,000 a month to make low effort YouTube videos? Sounds alright.
>>29907350
I just wish she'd do it when I'm not experiencing sex for once
>>29907382
I had that once, this was the first one where anything actually happened
It's happening lads
>started working out
>confident
>purchased my first mobile phone (Alactel ONETOUCH 3000 for 15 quid)
>going out drinking with friends for my 19th this weekend
am I finally going to be a normie?
>>29907551
have you drank before?
>>29907587
no
FUCK OFF ROBOT YOU CUNT
>>29907612
just don't embarrass yourself when youre pissed or it's back to square one pal
>>29907551
Wut, you can get a lumia 435 for like 38, pay as you go, which is an actual smartphone and no loss if niggers take it.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Microsoft-Lumia-435-SIM-Free-Smartphone/dp/B00U2AWFVU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1468359971&sr=8-2&keywords=Lumia+435
>>29907632
I don't plan on getting too pissed
>>29907638
>no qwerty keyboard
>has gps
>probably spies on me
>>29907662
it;s your birthday, everyone will buy you drinks lad
Think my cat's been shagging about
I knew she was a slag when I got her but she's been bringing this lad home who isn't castrated (luckily she is) and I think he's been marking her
She fucking reeks like bad breath
Fucking roasties
Poleaboo isn't sure if he wants to take his AA and E today
Might go on pause until I start laser
Bit scared now I'm in permanent infertility territory
>>29907662
>has gps
>probably spies on me
You know every retail phone is registered on the NMPR database right?
And if you use any carrier in the UK you are part of the botnet and all your calls and messages are saved?
If you're going to privacytard, do it right.
>>29906192
Had a hearty laugh at this post
But I wouldn't worry mate, something tells me she'll message you back
>>29907719
fucking ebin when you grow out of this in a couple of years and realise how much you fucked your life
>>29907728
I taped off my laptop's webcam and microphone.
Did I do good?
>>29907223
Actually made me really sad desu
I used to love TAS back in the day
>>29907880
>grow out of this
You do realise I'm 25?
>in a couple of years
Don't plan on living that long if I encounter any more hurdles
>how much you fucked your life
I'm already in a bad place, if it gets any worse I'm initiating my final retribution
>>29907719
>Bit scared now
Why? This is what you want, right? To be Monica?
>>29907394
48k a year? Not bad at all for minimal effort desu
Is patreon money even tax deductible? It's a donation isn't it?
>>29907922
>if it gets any worse I'm initiating my final retribution
Do it mate. Kill the polish sluts.
>>29907925
Things that are permanent are always scary
The issue is that I will be infertile RIGHT NOW, whereas I won't reap many of the benefits from HRT until a year or so from now
>>29907941
It will surely go down eventually
Just look at Spoony
Then he'll be fucked when he can't get a real job
>>29907949
nah, too unrealistic
just gonna go for numbers and headlines
location, location, location
>tfw I only make about 30k a year before taxes
>actually it's only 27k
Can't wait for my 15 minutes of fame on ITV news when Poley detonates himself in a Tesco local.
I read this earlier today and had to share with you
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14611912._It_doesn_t_bear_thinking_about___Man_fears_for_fate_of_hamsters_after_glass_panel__explodes__from_Crayford_flats/
>that fucking headline
>everyone says how much of a non-story it is
>bloke from the story replies to the comments, clearly not happy
>everyone roasts him
Shitposting there isn't 4chan level but it's good for a chuckle at front desk
>>29907979
Everyone will just assume that you were doing it for Islamic reasons mate. That's the way the media will spin it.
>>29908161
>those account names
>gypobastard
>>29908161
I feel a bit bad for that fucker though, the newspaper obviously spun it to be about the hamsters to take the piss out of the guy.
It did make me laugh when he said his broom "wouldn't reach" though.
>>29908204
You'll spread the truth
>>29908421
Nah I'll specifically tell the media that you used to post Isis memes.
>>29908472
Why would you stitch up your brother like that?
Confirming my true motives would strike fear into the hearts of the normans who abused us all these years
>>29907983
>tfw make less than 10k a year
Today I've been watching Michael Palin's around the world in 80 days, it's super comfy but I don't have anything to replace it with. Can anyone recommend another travel programme where the presenter isn't a massive faggot?
>>29908717
Karl Pilkingtons and on Youtube "Rick Steves" although he is a massive faggot his youtube series is max comfy. Try it out Heres a link brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd8gLq6iZg4
>Tall and decent looking
>Have a good STEM degree from a Russell Group Uni
>Kissless virgin
>Been a NEET for 2 years because of extreme social anxiety and other meme illnesses
Should I kill myself? The other NEETs here at least have excuses.
I move to Budapest in September lads to start a new life with my job.
Ex gf broke up with me months ago, and I've been going to the same Thai massage place every Friday because it's the only form of human female bodily contact that I have.
Still..
>Worth it.
I'm just glad I turned my life around before I hit 25
>>29908818
>Thai massage place, but qt girl is a Jap
>>29908717
Palin has several series that are super comfy. I'd recommend them all. I think they're available on YouTube, but you can definitely torrent them on pirate bay etc.
He also has done a couple of documentaries on painters that he likes which, despite not being interested in art, I found fascinating.
I find ray mears' bush craft documentaries cathartic as they're slow paced and wallow in the beauty of the natural environment (in contrast to bear ghrilys who I find offensive, voyeuristic and distinctly uncomfy)
>>29908818
oh my fuck. great idea why have i never thought of this!? asian qts HAVE to touch me if i pay up. hahaha
>>29908854
Exactly m8, I started going every Friday about 6 months ago.
Some will even touch your penis then you can brag to all your weeb friends about getting touched by Asian qts
>>29908818
what's the job mate? oc
>>29908881
LAD no way!? greentext it now!
for any robots with the confidence to leave the house
>>29908939
I'm working in the legal department I finished my LPC and I'm working as a solicitor
Where should I go to uni lads?
Leeds or Liverpool, both cities look like a blast
>>29908785
Why didn't you have a job lined up right after you got out of uni?
>>29906322
why would she call you immature thats awful
>>29907382
only sex dreams I had I was in jail. it was weird I could like control what I was doing in them. when I started to cum in the dream I would wake up and feel myself cumming. felt so good.
>>29909033
Depression, anxiety. All that jazz.
>>29906140
Fuck off already. You make these threads everyday, nobody cares about you
>>29909033
take it you never been to uni or been to r9k fuckinell
>>29908940
Be me
Gf leaves me
Lonely as fuck
Search online for Asian escorts to fuck
Notice massage advertisements
Google search for Thai Asian massages in my city
Go in on a Friday after a pint at weatherspoons
Pay 20 for 30 mins of full body massage, about 25 mins in after rolling on back, I get a boner
She notices
I shit a brick & apologise
Her hand slowly creeps up my towel and begins fapping my dick
I cum after about 3 mins of eye contact fapping
Cleans her hand and throws me some cleansing wipes.
I get dressed, give her a hug and walk out
Just be back soon, okay?
I fucking did.
And that Gentlemen, was the first time an Asian ever touched my dick.
>>29909390
ey piss off yer dirty little paki britain is dirtier than your dead nans fuck hole we seek solace here. you find your own hole!
>curly wurlys
>freddos for 60+queens poons
>pictures of your mum looking like rose west
TWAT
>>29909422
>>
not readin it its not green not getting away with that m8 what you think you're doing writing a poem or some shit?
>>29909459
>It kept preventing me from posting, so I gave up and wrote it normally.
>>29909422
>>29909489
JUST READ IT
its beautiful!! I think youve shown the way to all anons
I think thai asian massage advert should be added to the OP image!!
Bravo Vince
Bravo!!!
>>29909537
That and an adultwork advert.
Let's face it lads, its our only hope.
>>29909422
where do you live?!
i need this service
>>29909440
What the fuck are you saying? What's wrong with you?
>>29909694
Manchester desu.
Google search Thai massages
Or use vivastreet for more ''personal services'' near you.
>>29909724
bak to amerika u fug
>>29909733
Type in ''Asian'' in the search bar on Vivastreet then ovb your area.
ENJOY DESU
>>29909733
im stockport lad, which one did you go to?
>>29907184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
>>29907258
being sucked off is a hundred times better than sex desu, no contest.
>>29909812
I can't say exactly the one as I don't want her to be bombarded with abuse.
Just search on vivastreet, then click '''agency''
>>29909733
do they wipe your cum up for you or what?
how does that part work
>>29909963
how many robots do you think are in this thread at 1am, and how many of them do you think live in manchester?
just delete the post after 5 minutes if youre worried anyway desu
>>29909982
I wiped my own up.
Only because I was being a nervous faggot and was expecting a Triad to come bursting in.
>I watched Rush Hour 2 the night before
>>29910010
wiped it up with what?
>>29910010
Right mate! how much did it cost, come now?
internet comment about the new pokemon game. It's a phenomenom!
I was at macdonalds today when a mid 20's female came in right beside me with her phone facing me. she could tell how annoyed i was and said "sorry but theres a pokemon rite here..." she was there for 5 minutes. i had to get up and move.
>>29910072
what you on about you daft tart
>>29910020
A cleansing wipe she gave me.
>>29910031
20 because it was my first time.
I go in for regular normal massages and just to talk to her on Friday's I pay 25 bongs for 30 mins of heaven.
If I pay extra or ask I can also ''get more'' she's become more of a friend now, so it;s odd if she touches me.
I think it was more of a ''welcome'' thing.
>Fuck, I love Asians.
>>29910086
oh i see
the only decent one in my area i could find was this one
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+fishponds-bs16/bristol-new-oriental-rose/135639323
50 quid for half an hour seems a bit steep though
17 year old lasses are prime
>>29910079
you havn't heard? It was even on bbc national news for christ's sake
>>29910136
Cheaper compared to the one I'm fucking this weekend
http://adult.vivastreet.co.uk/escort+manchester-m1/23-years-japanese-girl-new-in-m1-full-service/129776192
>>29910193
Get the fuck out you creep.
>>29910455
she's ruff m8
why you shagging her
>>29910535
Skull fucking her
>>29910193
Looks like an ugly back tattoo on a chubby slag
Prime women there lad
>>29910193
What kind of creeper follows 17 year old girls about near 1am on a Wednesday morning?
Please don't tell me you went to a Highschool party..
>>29910854
shut up or ill follow you
>>29911000
Hahahaaha
You actually were.
FAGGOT
A
G
G
O
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Riced my desktop, lads.
>>29911333
Looks good lad
I wish I still did drugs.
It's 2am and I've decided I want to be a bit fucked up. If I start drinking now then I won't get there until 3:30 or 4, then be up until after the sun rises and sleep in way too late.
Drugs? Instant.
I miss drugs.
I don't want to go into work tomorrow.
How the fuck am I meant to keep it up for 30+ years exactly?
>ex-NEET mate telling me he's landed a 20k a year job
>meanwhile I haven't had a job in nearly 5 years and can barely get an interview for bottom of the barrel supermarkets
Lads I have no friends
What should I do to get some? I used to play sports and have hobbies but I'm skint and stuck in the house every day.
I haven't had any human contact outside this board in months
>>29912230
Friends are for normies, lad.
>>29912230
where do you live?
i'll be your friend senpai
>>29911765
Managed 48 hours without drinking, still felt like shit.
had 2 drinks tonight and already feel better
>>29913039
Scotland
Oregano
>>29910193
Swear this niggas 6foot5 obese middle aged nigga
>>29903543
Post it now nigga
Just woke up at exactly 4:20 and there was loads of aliens ayy lmaoing at the end of my bed.
>>29914661
that was me, sorry
i wont do it again
>>29914661
hypnopompic hallucination
>>29906590
these are the posts that make me want to an hero
never been fat and i'm a kissless handholdless virgin, at least you had something obvious to improve. no woman has so much as looked twice at me
It's so distressing seeing people develop so much more than you. I'm a NEET in my twenties, also never had a job, on anti-depressants and no motivation to do anything except jump off a cliff. I think I'm beyond saving now
>>29913991
i'd be your friend, you sound a bit like me but i'm not in scotland
>>29910072
>tfw normies are playing pokemon outside
>tfw too scared and anxious to go outside so just sit in playing the old gen 2 games
just end it senpai
>>29914804
>>29914805
420 blaze it ayy lmao
you guys seen all those grown men that ran out into a road to catch a mewtwo?
>all the normies in here
christ even the brits on /r9k/ are normies, this country is the worst in the world for robots
>>29915215
thats a good thing
oceee
>>29915229
well idk how you cope living in this country, even for normies it's shit
>>29915413
I aint coping, I was the one posting about how every time I leave my home chavs yell shit at me to the point I don't leave. I am one insult away from a mass shooting.
Gettin' pretty tired lads.
>tfw I'll probably wake up in the evening
Sleeping pattern's buggered. Nocturnal one week, Diurnal the next.
>>29915931
>tfw having to stay up all night and the following day to help fix sleeping pattern
>>29915558
just do it, theres nothing else here for you
bumping the thread b4 i anhero
LADS I FARTED AND ITS FUCKING RANK
SMELLS SO GOOD
>>29914856
Got Skype etc?
>>29915558
oh ok, sorry anon. I can mostly ward chavs off with my autism
>>29916204
fuck i know that feel
anyone else been fucked since the EU Ref?
Still no reply lads. Feeling sad desu
Discount chain Poundland agrees to 597m takeover by South African retail group Steinhoff International.
>>29917350
Have a (you) my fellow sad and lonely friend
police and ambulance outside the flats some bloke screaming in pain but they can't get in. the noisy fucker woke me up, i hope he dies the cunt
>>29917769
Feel poorly too but my slave driver only goes statutory sick pay so I can't afford to lose the money.
You might never hear from nigii againgoodright?
I knew this would come back to haunt me one day
Thanks for being my only friends lads
>>29917944
5/10 character, was at least believable and annoying
6/10 ending, suitable and leaves possibility of return
1/10 earphones
also whose gonna look after your fish?
Lads remind me, did tilde just want to be skinny cause he was fat or did he do it because he wanted to be a girl?
Also how old was he?
Swear him, nigii, azulad and junlad are all the same age
>>29918139
I know for fact that tilde, azu and jun are all different ages. No idea about nigii but he's probably 15 desu
>>29918262
How old was tilde?
Azu was 18 I thought tilde was as well
>>29917944
You dead then senpai?
>>29911957
My nightmare is becoming a reality
>>29918296
I think tilde was 19 or 20, jun talked about starting a masters so he's obviously a year or two older
I didn't think you could get pkmn go in UK yet
>namefag special edition
Ree
>tfw still no reply
>>29908717
>the presenter isn't a massive faggot
>Michael Palin
>>29918967
Michael Palin is cool though, who would you recommend?
>new girl starting at work
>she's tall and model tier hot
>me the ugly manlet has to help train her
oh shit oh fucking shit I can't do it lads
Morning lads, just been woken up by 4 sirens hammering up the street outside my flat. Can't see anything out the window.
Wonder what happened?
>>29918967
Fuck off you cunt Palin is a GOAT-tier presenter
>>29919072
Michael Palin is great don't listen to that faggot
>>29919072
Not that faggot but Anthony Bourdain's travel shows are great, even more so if you enjoy food
It's my 23rd birthday, everything is shit
Card/presents from my parents haven't got here yet, I've got work to do but I just want to sit around and mope
Probably gonna go buy a bunch of reduced bags of cookies from Sainsbo's later, then scoff them all and throw up
>Beat Labour in two General Elections
>Won the Scottish Referendum
>Gave us a fair EU referendum
>Recovered the UK economy
>Top tier banter at Prime Minister's Questions
>Refused to take massive amounts of Syrian refugees
Press F to pay respects.
>>29919603
Happy birthday hunna, you should buy some strong booze and drink until you black out, that always cheers me up on birthdays and the like
>>29919355
This is where you act like an Chad before she knows what you're really like
Or you act nice and you might get to fuck her ugly friend
>>29919603
Happy birthday fampai. You should get yourself a caterpillar cake desu
>>29919689
Fuck off and good riddance
>>29908717
Late reply but The Story of China was great, I don't even like the chinks but I watched all 6 on a Sunday afternoon while it was raining and it was comfy as fuck, it made me want to go to China.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06ymzy7
>>29919818
Watched an episode of that recently, enjoyed it quite a bit. There always seem to be tons of documentaries about India on BBC 4 and I find them really comfy for some reason
>>29919689
>Couldn't manage to get a majority in his first election, barely scraped one in his second.
>Caused the number of Scottish nationalists in Parliament to jump to 56
>Crippled the economy for the next 5-10 years to settle an internal dispute in his party (unsuccessfully)
>>29917944
Whose following you?
>>29919946
Plain clothes police lad. Everywhere I go. And a van parked outside my house.
I have a collection of 40 GB, I think that might be the reason. But I don't want to delete it incase I am being paranoid.
>Nigii is now a nonce
Wow, what an interesting twist in his story arc
Nigii the nonce
>>29919998
I'm not a nonce mate. That means a child molester.
I'm not a child molester, I am an ethical paedophile.
>>29920024
Shut up nonce
>>29920060
I'm not a nonce mate.
>>29919702
>>29919768
thanks anons
Might go for a long walk up a hill and sit there overnight or something stupid like that
>>29920075
Don't reply to me again nonce, I don't want to have to give evidence at your nonce trial for being a nonce
I've asked this before, and nobody responded.
Please, someone who is a NEET, give me advice on how to claim them.
>>29920082
As if you'd be capable of giving evidence in court. You'd be stuttering in the witness box until you fainted from anxiety, you socially inept virgin.
>>29920094
Claim what? Bennies? A gf? Pokemon?
Poleaboo didn't take his AA, only E last night
>>29920094
It literally couldn't be easier, just fill in the form online and wait for the call
>>29920138
Bennies, sorry. I should have been specific.
>>29920143
yes but there's so many different types, and it confuses me.
>>29920160
Just get JSA
>>29920160
>>29920211
if he's confused it sounds like he might be a PIP case.
>tfw normie ex-friends have added you to a whatsapp group and are trying to get back in touch with you
What do I do lads? Feel like sperging out and ignoring it but this is probably my last chance
Going to be living in this apartment in Tokyo for a month lads. Looks comfy as fuck.
Someones pretending to be nigii again and people are falling for it
>>29920211
>>29920215
What are these? Explain?
>>29920306
Fuck off thainonce
>>29920348
>Thainonce
What does this mean?
>>29920024
Probably shouldn't of googled ethical paedophile.
Anyway whats the difference?
>>29920381
A child molester molests children
An ethical paedophile is attracted to children, but has made a personal commitment to never engage in sexual activity with a child.
>tfw keep getting softbanned on Pokemon GO
>>29918633
Nah I wouldn't die the same day Mr Robot season 2 starts.
>>29919946
No one lad
>>29919965
stop
>>29919998
no, I have no interest in sex
also samefag
>>29920112
kekonlyusingthetriptoproveitsmesorry
>>29920410
hope i dont get arrested for googling it
>>29920471
Nah you won't, it's fine, it's not illegal to be attracted to children.
>>29920450
How do you get banned
>>29920460
Noncigii
>>29920112
I'm a turbonormie mate, I come here to bully the nonce and the paki
>>29920306
how'd you swindle that lad? looks incredible
>>29920636
you just want to ride his dick i bet
why have normies ruined pokemon for me?
>>29920660
keep projecting, literally don't care what a grub like you had to say
>tfw no reply still.
When is acceptable to send another message?
>>29920644
I work from home, and my boss doesn't give a shit where I am as long as I get the work done, so I thought I might as well live in Japan for a month.
The apartment is going to cost my entire monthly salary so I'll have to dip into my savings for a bit, but I think it's worth it since it's only a month.
had a job interview today lads
>message some girl on facebook advertising for shitty job in call center
>daddy gives me a lift down
>go up the stairs, feel the sounds of normies penetrate my soul
>nope, start shaking and breathing heavily gotta get out
>pussy out
>go home and tell my parents as it is, they understand and are pretty chill
when she messaged me on facebook asking where I was, just told her I had a medical emergency and we rescheduled for tuesday.
How the fuck do I get over my anxiety? Fairly sure i'll get the job as they take anyone, but I just can't bring myself to fucking face the room of normies
>>29920677
how many you sent already? don't ever go over the double
double is the limit
>>29920661
No-one will give a shit about that phone 'game' in a month so stop crying.
Got here early so i'll show you now
I planted my tank and bought some catfish, managed to get an albino one, just wanted to show my movie night friends. I'm off again now. Not gonna post here again so please ignore the people pretending to be me.
>>29920723
If you can't face the work environment there's no way be able to handle a call centre job.
t. anon who quit his call centre job on the first day
>>29920567
Cheating
It only last a short while
But the first time I did it I could go for hours without being caught, now it's really quick
>>29920748
Poleaboo would like to piss in that tank so all your fish die :)
>>29920784
>>29920775
Poor timing, chum
>>29920723
what did daddy say when you got back to the car?
>that was quick?
>>29906140
I see a little round-headed buffoon in that picture.
>>29920769
I worked in one for a few weeks, it's fucking shit but it seems impossible to get another job if you're on jobseekers. It's like they can smell the incompetence. neet life is fucking ass
>>29920804
hahaha exactly that! gotta love daddy
Think I accidentally passed an exam today.
Professional qualification for work. Didn't go to the training courses but stayed signed up because it got me 2 days off for study leave. Planed to just use them as a holiday Monday and Tuesday, and then go fail today.
Pretty sure I nailed it. 2ez.
Bought two chomp bars just now and sperged while doing so.
>H-how much?
>Two. T-thanks.
Sometimes my voice just catches and I can't help it. Just fuck my life up.
Think I'm going to have a day in bed
got out of bed early because I thought I could get shit done.
realise that was a terrible mistake. theres nothing for me in the world.
>>29920725
Only sent the one text. Think it's worth sending the second on whatsapp and saying something like
"Hey did you get my text the other day?"
>>29920929
It's okay pal.
I bought a video game today, and since the guy did not say anything while I handed it to him, I locked up and conducted the entire transaction in silence, even when he did start chatting. Not a straight forward one or anything too, I had a completed rewards stamp card which I just shoved towards him without saying a word.
>>29921019
nah leave it I reckon mate, it's a bit beggy
I can guarantee that the one place any male Pokemon fans will not find a Pokemon is on a naked woman.
>May is PM now
>this means eventually no more /britfeel/
Cherish every moment you have here, lads.
Having the worst pizza hut buffet ever lads.
They only have one pizza out, and it's onion.
Like, just onions.
Who gets a pizza with only onions on it?
This armpit air conditioner is the best thing you'll see all day
>>29921107
Cox her.
Be the hero britfeel deserves.
>>29921122
could put on my pants and feed my arse crack too
>>29921049
Bit shitty to invite someone to something then ignore them when they ask for more details.
Guess I just need to let this friend go.
>>29921107
If she starts censoring the Internet the normiestablishment will lose their shit
>>29921117
I stopped going because of that bullshit. They never have good pizzas out.
>>29921164
just see what happens, don't go mental over it
if you think they're fucking you over just drop it, act like you don't give a shit if it's brought up
Poleaboo just saw a blonde white girl walking past his window
Think we made eye contact
>>29920748
Nice tank lad.
