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muggy tonight lads edition
sweaty as fuck.
Nice cool evening up here in
>Liverpool
:3
What was that other bloke thinking with the old OP Image?
>>28886666
Where are you laddo?
>>28886717
looks like a /pol/tard made it
What did everyone's mums make them for tea today?
My mum made me a chicken curry for tea and then had a steak sandwhich just now as well that she made me.
>>28886954
I havent seen my mum in 3 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Uos2fzIJ0
Whenever I get sad I watch this
>>28886954
What is up with English people with tea (the meal)? Is it like a meal after dinner?
>>28886652
****original edition not made by a paki****
>>>28886625
>>>28886625
>>>28886625
>>28887025
tea = dinner
>>28887061
lol
get reky m8
>>28887114
>tfw born ugly
>tfw you will never life on easy mode
>>28886969
Who has been feeding you then mate?
>Haven't got laid in nearly 6 months
>Haven't wanked in almost two weeks
>Love of my life has no interest in me
About to try Craigslist or some shit. I don't mind what the girl is like as long as she isn't a landwhale and is under 40. Anyone here had experience with Craigslist? I'm tempted to try Tinder but I can't be bothered to chat and sift through hundreds of girls to maybe fuck one.
Tell me a bit about Edinburgh
>>28887244
Why don't you just wank you fucking normie?
>>28887066
No, dinner is a midday meal.
>>28887252
Don't you fucking EVER dare tell me what to do.
>>28887252
nice historic city, very stereotypically Scottish
>can't touch maisie edition
>>28887252
Expensive and grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, grey
>>28887244
Women don't make ads on craigslist you idiot
They're all bots
>>28887279
I've been doing that for the last 11 years desu, I just enjoy feeling close to someone every now and then.
>>28887328
Well shit, is Tinder really the best way to find a girl who just wants to fuck? I'm honestly pretty useless with girls until I get them into bed.
>>28887388
More or less. Plenty of Fish used to be a good spot as well, but I think Tinder might have killed it off
>>28887230
Myself and the takeaway
I dont even know where she is
>>28886652
Post you ages and what meds you're on & why
18
olanzapine 10mg (for paranoia and delusions)
sertraline 100mg (for anxiety)
>>28887001
That makes you laugh?
That sly bitch needs slapping
>>28887001
always the women stealing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzPKspCj1i4
>>28887285
No, a midday meal is lunch.
>>28887472
That reminds me of my mother, when she sleeps over at her boyfriends house. Used to freak me out but now I just shrug it off, sooner I'm out of this mad house the better for all of us.
>>28886954
She made me a jacket spud with beans, cheese. She's cooked a load of chicken for me aswell to support me in the quest for gains.
>>28887540
No, it's dinner you pleb
>>28887291
Don't tell me about Edinburgh
>>28887303
What does stereotypical Scottish mean?
Is the food nice? Are girls pretty?
What do you do on a Saturday?
>>28887539
except when theyre black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKaYRH6E36U
>>28887631
that all depends on where you live now in comparison desu
Hockney here m8s
Anyone
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>28887555
Im enjoying it ngl.
Been walking round in my boxers and watching horror films in the living room all night
>>28887702
which horror films? currently looking for some to watch myself.
>>28887687
Medium sized city in Sweden
Ameribro here, what's it like living on island as small as the UK? I can't imagine being able to walk from one end of the coast to the other. It seems like everyone should know each other.
>>28887844
>walking from one end of the coast to the other
That would take ages mate what are you on about.
>>28887735
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/the-25-best-horror-films-of-the-21st-century-so-far-20141030
Just been going through this list.
Most of them are shit desu.
>>28887844
White people aint aloud to walk around unsupervised, it offends the Muslims.
>>28887766
In America, 100 years is a long time
In the UK, 100 miles is a long way
Do you know everyone within 90,000 square miles?
It's an overcrowded and expensive shit hole though with a piss poor, lowly paid tech sector
>>28887252
Best city in the UK
>>28887844
>>28887916
Meant for etc etc
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-36398940
Had a chinky with my dad, now we're watching Battle Los Angeles on E4 and it's absolute wank
>>28887930
I'm going to move there, tell me more!
I don't know that much about Scottish people in general. In tv they are stereotypical red haired, men are big with sideburns women have freckles and curly hair.
They drink a lot but are more open and less polite than the English.
How much of that is true?
any gays he re?
Something first summer day players should be balanced on your poorly valeted attempt of fitting in by being singled out bonzee
Looking for gay sex in east london
>>28886666
I'm hating this humid weather. I'm sat inside with my window open and a t-shirt but i'm still sweating ass. It shouldn't be this fucking warm in May.
>>28887995
Watch Trainspotting
>>28887486
19
Flucloxacilin, Creon, Azithromycin, Doxycycline, nebulised Saline, powdered Colomycin, Vitamin A+D and E capsules, Prednisolone steroids, Ventolin inhaler and steroid Turbohaler
Cystic Fibrosis.
I am really horny, been trying to get a woman for a long time but I think I need to give up and try for a sexual experience with a man.
Currently in London but I can travel, would drive for at least 4 hours for the right cock.
>>28888287
>>28888045
>>28888025
Homospam pls leave
any on here bought overwatch?
is it shit , is it not shit?
>>28888287
This is quality shitposting
Prison Gay and driving 4 hours for cock
>>28888370
good with friends, boring on your own
As if people think chip is better than devilman.
Fuck is wrong with brits?
>>28888381
You never had gay thoughts mate?
Poleaboo enjoyed watching the football, glad Zidane won though he feels bad for Atletico as they deserved it
Now he is watching the MMA on Spike
>>28888538
You ever been in a fight before Amir?
>>28888410
I don't have any friends.
OCE
>>28887912
what number you at now?
>>28888537
I'm gay, so one or two
>>28888550
Got into two back in Year 4
One was a draw where nothing happened
The other one I got punched on the nose by a midget and began crying
I can't throw a punch
>>28888598
Oh well if it was year 4 it doesnt matter.
So is Amir your real name then lad?
>>28888551
you'll be sick of it after 5 hours
Karl was right the gays do come out late at night
>>28888586
Do you want to meet?
>>28888567
0
oce
still not oceeee
>>28888645
Why would I wanna meet some Londonistan Prison Gay?
Poleaboos cousin couldn't get a job after graduating (did some oil engineering course at Manchester unu, got all As at A-level in Maths, Biology, Chemistry)
She's been working at a call centre since
Now she wants to buy some shitty house in a shitty neighbourhood (rapes and all sorts on there and it's very close to a white area)
Put in a bid of 63k despite it being valued at 50k and having no plumbing, flooring etc. and not knowing anyone in the building industry
She makes like 800 quid a month but has a decent amount of savings
Dumb bitch
>>28888621
My name is Monica
>>28888702
I'm not a paki, I work out, I have a good body.
>>28888725
Your name is Mingita
Monica is too western for the likes of pakipoo
I have a good amount of money, about 160 grand saved
>>28888725
ARE YOU CALLED AMIR YOU BIG TITTED VIRGIN CUNT
FUCKING WEDNESDAY LADS
>>28888955
My name is MONICA
Boot fair tomorrow lads, looking forward to it, being as bank holiday Monday is gonna be a complete wash out
Any of you lads going to a boot fair tomorrow or on Monday?
>>28888832
Nice. Would love to buy a small flat for that.
>>28888644
kek'd hard
>>28888999
love bootfairs but these days everyone seems to be a reseller
>>28888644
Karl is always right.
>>28888888
Just want to see which lucky cunt got 7 8s.
>>28887995
I live here atm for uni, it's very grey like the other anon said but in a nice way. There's lots of cobbled streets and aesthetically old-looking buildings, lots of little pubs and stuff. Bit expensive though, and some parts are a bit rough once you get far enough from the city centre
>june next week
what the fuck
>>28889139
Be Christmas before we know it
>>28889003
I already inherited a house. Got no idea what to do with it. I suppose I can use it to buy food and pay bills with when I retire or if I get fired from my job. Will also be handy if my computer breaks although obviously that won't cost as much as 160 grand, ha ha!
>>28889313
What are you still doing here then? Fuck off m8
>>28888966
It's still only Saturday, ya coon
>>28889313
don't worry anon, it won't last :^)
>>28889020
aye, suppose it depends how often you go to them, but i see where you're coming from though.
haven't been for a good 2 years or so, looking forward to it
>>28889442
SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY MATE
THEY BLEW IT
Peng tings on my irc and my usenet too
>>28888999
Are you in cardiff by any chance? There's one going on at the stadium tomorrow.
I love browsing boot fairs and picking up cheap toys like nerf guns and pokemon cards cause i'm still a kid at heart. I'd go, but it starts at 8 and stops pretty quickly.
>>28889540
nah mate, i'm down south
I take shots at tripfagswhen I want, like what?
Going back to back, you think you're me and tilde but you're not
filtering tfs, I do my job
Now why you dissing my blog senpai? calm down, you sound lost (Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
These trips shout away and keep shouting
I prefer the direct ting, not sneak dissing (filter, bye bye bye bye bye)
Cause when I press press press filter, truss man go missing
Post better than me on thisthread? Keep wishing
Anyhow, any who
You're a fat man and shout ain't top two in your crew
And I'm on one, what you gonna say or do
Can't check me, I'll check you
Think your hard cause you doxxed a kid?
Lyrically Ill drop you you prick.
Dont think cause your 6'3 im scared off you man.
Poleaboo dead
Shoutanon dead
I aint the one to mess with
>>28889682
Well, that's enough Britfeel for me. I'm off to bed.
>Poleaboo is on his 4th pack of crisps
>>28889578
Where abouts down south? I am looking for a lad to meet up with and have a gay experience, I am not gay but I am sick of trying everything to get a girl.
Here is my photo, are you interested? I'll do anything you want even trap up.
>>28889728
Well this shitposter is already worse than Mingita
Well done, you managed to be worse than the worst fucking poster on the whole of 4chan
>>28886954
Tagliatelle with meatballs
Me and my brother drove down to Norfolk today.
Dad had uncontrollable DMT's and he might be in the hospital till Wednesday.
>>28889755
Look mate I am not trying to be a good poster I am just interested in meeting another lad, maybe someone who is also frustrated with girls.
>>28889682
No where near as good as your diss to pakipoo.
What you playing at?
>>28889682
WHO DISS WIGGER
JUST SOME CUNT WHOSE WISHES HIS MUM GOT FUCKED BY A NIGGER
HE THINKS BY BRING ME DOWN HE'S GOING TO GET BIGGER
BUT BRO YOUR NOTHING BUT A WANNA BE NIGGER
Just measured myself.
I'm just over 5'9.
Think I actually might kill myself soon. Seriously.
>>28889267
Any of you lads up for some late night Halo CE?
>>28889831
GET SWOLE AS SHIT MATEY
>>28885994
just keep it lad, good clean (hopefully) fun. Looking forward to wearing mine again as stated in the last thread
>>28889831
That's average you dingus
Notoriginal, apparently
>>28887697
Hockney? is that Hackney m8
H A C K N E Y M A S T E R R A C E
>>28889828
That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker
ocee
>>28888045
are you a femboy? can deliver if so
hows it going lads, just finished work. what you been doing today?
>>28889831
5'10 isnt bad you faggot
>>28889999
>8889999
Dayum son, whered you fined thems
>>28888370
yes >>28885035 desu desu desu
>>28889976
THE ONLY BITCH AROUND HERE IS YOU
SO YOURSELF YOU MUST SCREW
>>28889930
I'm already in reasonable shape.
People constantly say I look weak as shit and nobody ever takes me seriously. What's the point in trying anymore.
>>28889961
>>28889999
Average yet I'm still shorter than all my mates and most men I pass in the street
Girls are all my height and taller in heels.
Huh.
>>28890059
>Dayum son, whered you fined thems
HAAHAHA NICE MEME YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>28890078
>Girls are all my height and taller in heels.
>tfw tall skinny possible mommy gf is obsessed with you
Do you sad fucks ACTUALLY believe the political opinions you espouse? Like, do you pathetic losers GENUINELY believe all of that shit? I thought it was always just banter, a joke that you guys were always contrarian and adhering to the most objectively wrong views.
>>28888287
>Anthony Burch works out to attract men dot png
>>28889334
I think I know you my M8 first two letters of your post code?
>>28890064
Ive come a long way from flipping an ounce
Money hid in the couch
Got your chick in the house
With my dick in her mouth
Ill bet you're listening now
Police sniffing around
Cause I'm big in the north and I'm big in the south
Bring my tour to your town, make you sit in the crowd
My pockets filled up with pounds
Just like my business account
Cause I grind like I'm broke, flight to the show
Done about five in a row, mind on my dough
But I still slide in your hoe like I didn't know
You can get it right off the boat, right from my phone
Let me just type in a code, life on the road
Go ahead, try it if you want, I bet you won't
And I've got a knife in my coat I hide on the low
Round here, it's do or you die, die if you don't
And they talk like they're here but they're never in the bits
Big tits, show me those
Quick dick, drove her home
Biscuits, Toblerone
Flip bricks? No, you don't
Big whips? No, you're broke
Click click, holy ghost
Switch kicks, throw my clothes
Calling my name, that's a real risk
>>28890130
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I can't believe it's 2016 and people still have differing opinions
Walking home from the pub lads. Feel like I might chunder
>>28890130
I have turned two Apolitical friends to right wing leaning people weary of foreigners and 'degeneracy'.
It suits my needs, I don't like non-whites in high numbers and I'll continue to do it until I've enough people behind me.
They're already spreading my 'message' tot heit friends - it hasn't always gone well but mostly it has.
>>28890195
I know you think you're a rapper
I know you think you're dapper
but your just another chavy brapper
BRAP
I know you think you're good or great and I don't wanna hate
but bro you keep spitting the same lines
it ain't no crime
but you'll never earn a dime
unless your rhymes are as flawless as mine
>>28890195
ALSO THIS IS WAY TO MUCH EFFORT I ENJOYED IT BUT JEEZ
>>28886652
I just got back inside after playing a game of catch the ball with someone from college.
>>28890533
What the fuck is catch the ball when it's at home
>>28890556
You throw a ball right
And get this, because this is important
You catch it
>>28890646
so catch then?
>>28890674
get out yankee dankee doodle boy
Poleaboo is considering buying some weight loss pills but he's hearing none of them really work
>>28890861
6 grand isn't enough to buy the number of pills you'll need
Also i made it home from the pub without chundering
>>28890861
Why did you never reply to betafeels?
>>28891100
I thought I commented on your blog a few times
>>28891138
It's not my blog, I'm on about when he wrote a rap song and dissed you.
I want to hear you rap.
>>28891152
I don't have enough creativity or intelligence to retort
>>28891186
Was it you who caused him to leave?
I thought it was you at first desu
>>28886666
real nice quads senpai
>>28890533
Sounds gay. Whyd you do that?
>tfw you are descending back into feminization porn
How did it get this bad?r
>>28891527
Poleaboo applauds your taste
>>28891246
I have generally been very supportive of him
>>28891728
>Poleaboo applauds your taste
it would be good but I was anorexic when I was last into it now i'm skinnyfat scum
just depresses me
>>28886682
Looking for work atm, willing to move anywhere.
Out of 10, how stabby would you say Liverpool is?
100 pages of porn later I finally came...
time fer bed
Any chance of ESA or other bennies working low hours? [probably <16]
I'm a spaz but I want to work and could do so reliably 1-2 days a week, or say 2-3 hours a day. Anything over that and my reliability goes to fuck.
fapping to irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
this scares me so much, is this what neet life leads to?
>>28894770
>"i shall gain access"
is he a fucking cop or something?
>>28894770
>"You gotta Cuuuuuhm"
Fucking hell that's going to reappear in my head at the most inopportune times.
>>28894770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
Speaks to me on a philosophical level.
Although I'd like some context because the way she talks about "My children" is weird.
>matched with some chick
>"hurr i like the banturr"
If I wanted to make toilet/racist jokes I'd stick with the lads/obligatory paki/nigger friend.
>>28896688
>implying you have friends
>implying there's a"chick"
If you just want to bump the thread then say so.
>>28889803
I did the diss to pakipoo, not him
>>28889682
>Chip
Good lad
Though be careful, there's some mong who hates him and will probably throw his toys out the pram when he sees this
>>28897151
>im a virgin with no friends
>therefore EVERYONE else must be! brb this guy claims he has friends, must insult
>Finders Keepers on Challenge
Nostalgia bomb status: DROPPED!
Mild hangovers are rubbish desu
Ran a 5k yesterday lads. Sore today.
Dropped 3 stone but still no gf.
Advice to the youngsters:
Don't end up 30 years old like me never having had a gf; it's actually possible and leaves a real sickly feeling on reflection.
Doing some research. Can't seem to find any evidence of poleaboo existing
>>28899003
But how?
I'm only 18 but I feel like I'm headed that way.
Even I get a feeling of wasted youth, like I had so many chances at school and I wasted them all.
>>28899018
Found an AH in Aberdeen in the 2013 electoral role. Two nog sounding names are also on there
>>28899025
>But how?
Women were never attracted to me.
>>28899081
Amer exists, but Poleaboo is a sex criminal, a tranny and a fundamentalist muslim. These personas do not exist.
>>28899081
Trail has gone cold lads.
>>28899139
So is the poster Amer or did he just pick a name randomly?
>>28899154
Amer is real - he created the Poleaboo persona.
The thing is, it got out of control, and became a meme - now there's countless people on here posting under the Poleaboo name.
>>28899178
If so then cudos to the weirdo crossdressing
If we knew his sisters name we could contact her and expose the girly clothes
>>28899154
I believe right up until his first conviction Amer's story was mostly real. But after that he couldn't led go of the attention and the lies have been escalating ever since
>>28887486
23
50mg cyproterone acetate
8mg estradiol valerate
>>28899226
How is cypro working for you anon? I'm on spiro but i'm not sure i'm too happy with it
>>28899207
The crossdressing and cutting seems a little too autistic to be fake. It's hard to piece together
>>28899351
If you plan on getting a prescription and going to the GIC they'll want you to swap anyway.
I was taking 200 Spiro split in to two doses but after reading some studies showing it reduced breast growth I decided to switch to Cypro.
Less head fog than Spiro, less pissing than Spiro, can't really drink though, had bad mood swings and depression at the 1~2 month point but that seems to have passed.
Would recommend.
>tfw no 6'6" bodybuilder MMA gf
>>28899414
>reduced breast growthave
R u a grillbe my gf plox
>>28899467
Post pic, and country.
>>28899414
>I was taking 200 Spiro split in to two doses but after reading some studies showing it reduced breast growth I decided to switch to Cypro
Sorry to be retarded but to make sure I'm not reading this wrong: are you saying spiro reduced breast growth, so you switched to cypro, which doesn't?
>>28899498
>Post pic, and country.
N-No... i-im shy...
>>28899505
That was your chance and you blew it.
good work mate.
>>28899457
But nymphanon, what about your waifu?
>>28899501
Yup. The studies the NHS sites show that over a prolonged period the breast development on Spiro is lack luster and more likely conical than Cypro.
>>28899457
>forgetting leg day
Bitches gots to learn
>>28899505
Suck it up.
At least a vague description and county.
>>28899525
Y-you don't know for sure that it was me who made that post
>>28899505
>>28899501
By the way I'm >>28899498 and >>28899414
Decided to namefag given the replies.
>>28899542
Brit, obviously
6"1
White
Blue eyes
Brown hair
>>28899457
>tfw me as a slightly above average male would destroy her in the octagon
Just goes to show that men choose not to have sex.
>>28899580
Busted, you philanderer
>>28899609
Brit
6'
I like vidya and motorcycles.
Pic related is me at work right now (up since 5 hence bags)
>>28899662
Totally didn't attach any pic. Here.
>>28899684
>tfw no qt 6' trans gf
>>28899695
Thanks! I'm not going because it's not my scene but in July they hold trans pride in Brighton. It's a paradise if that's what you're looking for, a few weird SJWs knocking about the place but if you hang out at the pubs near by you're sure to find some qts.
>>28899684
semi-passableqt/10
Well done. You'll never look like this poleaboo.
any /mu/lads here this morning
>>28899779
We /deja vu/ now
>>28897728
No you didn't I did.
And chips mediocre.
Debating whether to start drinking or not lads, fuck it
Evens yes
Odds no
who here /hasastiffy/?
>>28900184
Tomorrow's a bank holiday, why not.
Who /runoutofoxycodoneandisnowgoingintomildopiatewithdrawals/ here
Somebody fucking post please.
>>28900170
Prove you're nigii, he said he left?
Someone left a couple of pills in the gym changing rooms and I took them
Dunno why I did that. No idea what they were
I've got to the point where I genuinely don't give a shit If I die
>>28900335
Here ya go
O C
>>28900394
>yfw it was 2,4-DNP
>>28900323
That's funny because I have 2 boxes of 15mg codiene sitting in my drawer gathering dust from months ago..
>>28888245
Shit. That sucks.
>>28899738
>semi-passableqt/10
Not really.
You're all voting to leave, Right?
>>28900778
Poleaboo in hiding.
>>28900907
just read the news this morning, infact just read it for yourself.
they say they want Cameron out after referendum due to his lying and propaganda machine, but I doubt he would let that happen.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/tory-mp-andrew-bridgen-says-david-cameron-is-finished-as-party-leader/ar-BBtB6zx?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=iehp
>>28900962
>a 6ft, manfaced tranny is "semi-passable"
Fuck off you thirsty paki
>>28900984
Implying you aren't one aswell
>>28899684
nope.jpg
hahahaa
>>28901022
>aswell
Holy shit, you really were a filthy paki.
Fuck off you smelly cunt
>>28901047
They made a typo on a phone, they must be a Paki!
Your logic sir is astounding.
>>28899684
scroll down
think I see some trip fag using a picture of a girl
get to bottom everybodies like nope.jpg.
everybody suddenly has terribly high standards.
Poleaboo woke up 2 hours ago
Done nothing but play Hearthstone
What else is there to do?
>>28901145
>What else is there to do?
Play DOTA 2
>>28901183
I tried playing Heroes of the Storm
I don't like that style of game
Just woke up lads, had a really good 12 hour sleep. Really refreshed now.
Mum is making me a fry up then gunna play some vidya then later go to the shop and get some beers then get drunk and shit post. Should be a good bank holiday.
>>28901066
>typo
Are all you pakis really this fucking stupid? It wasn't about a typo you fucking mong. It was about the word "aswell"
You said
>Implying you aren't one aswell
What you are literally saying is you're a paki.
I repeat. Fuck off
>>28901210
>>typo
>
>Are all you pakis really this fucking stupid? It wasn't about a typo you fucking mong. It was about the word "aswell"
>
>You said
>
>>Implying you aren't one aswell
>
>What you are literally saying is you're a paki.
>
>I repeat. Fuck of
>>28901210
Or maybe cum for brains, I was saying that you're just a 6ft tall ugly man faced tranny cunt too. I realise that English probably isn't your first language but you should probably still be able to read well enough to infer that if you plan on continuing to live in the UK.
>>28901210
Also "aswell" is a typo. There is no such word. It's spelt "as well".
What should I do lads, watch top gear in bed comfy all day or play overwatch with a few friends hunched over a keyboard
Hey lads hoping you might help me out, been having a bit of trouble with me flatmate.
We're both str8 but when we've both been without a shag for a while we'll have a few lagers n faff around a bit, just two m8s havin a laff
Problem now is hes got a girlfriend n doesnt wanna do nothing no more. Last night I ask him if he could help a lad out, n he just starts flim-flamming my bollocks around, not even pleasurable at all. Like why even bother.
Should i offer him a few quid next time n maybe he'll snog me tackle? Or just back off entirely?
>>28900907
Only scroungers and scumbags want brexit.
People who are successful would never want out.
If you vote for Brexit you are admitting that you are in the lowest part of society.
Don't forget that the Queen claims benefit too.
>>28901369
The EU is a system that supports the elite and successful, it doesn't benefit the average person in any tangible way. Not to mention the way they're trying to stop unionisation and destroy your right to strike.
>>28901342
Fuck off you filthy canuck
>>28899018
I have been following and investigating the story of Poleaboo (aka Ribena) since he first came to the attention of /brit/ back in April 2015.
Using all the resources and time at my disposal, the last year has been spent by me attempting to verify his story, and in doing so, possibly help the man.
>POINT 1
The first thing that needed to be verified was proof of his crime, in this case his blog and the threads which were deemed criminal.
Both were easy to find
>blog
Poleaboo.wordpress.com
>threads
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990 (classmate, March 2015)
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084 (roommate, December 2014)
The girls he "stalked" are also doxxed in these threads and their details match up to what was already established such as the city he lives in, the university attended and their ethnicities.
>POINT 2
The next thing to be verified was that he was actually punished for those crimes/
I first attempted to contact the university, this however ended in failure
>Under the UKs Data Protection Act it is the universitys policy to neither confirm or deny whether an individual is or was a student at the university.
I then attempted to contact the girls
This too ended in failure as they would not reply to me
Running out of ideas I then browsed through their facebook posts through a fake account who one of the girls was foolish enough to add.
There I found sufficent proof. One of the girls bragging about her "stalker" being in custody, the timing of the post is close enough to the creation of the thread in POINT 1
http://i.imgur.com/1wM0df1.jpg
There was more proof needed still to verify that in addition to being arrested, he also had a court date
This is proven via an Instagram post she shared
http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
The date of the trial also matches up to information Poleaboo gave on his blog prior to the girl having made this post
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/04/13/status/
>>28901415
How do you know he's a canuck?
>>28901327
>top gear
New series is going to suck ass, they've tried to make it all PC friendly now with the nigger and the woman.
>>28901414
It actually benefits average people a lot.
The people it doesn't benefit are unskilled workers at the very bottom. The type of mongoloid who is doing a job that an Eastern European immigrant could also do. Scum like this like to think of themselves as "just an average bloke, innit". And in their shitty communities they are average. But when you take the whole of the UK into account, they are struggling scum that should just be flushed away.
That's who you are identifying with if you support Brexit. It's like admitting to yourself that you will always be a shitter and never be successful.
>>28901438
>POINT 3
Now having proven that Poleaboo exists and his tale valid, my next goal was to acertain guilt.
I can't give too much away at this point though but my conclusion is that he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
Evidence backing up this claim will be posted in around 2 weeks time, until then just contemplate how is seems the Polish girl was almost "bragging" about having had a stalker in POINT 2
>>28901438
>http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
The girl he was stalking is called Monika and his tranny persona is called Monica? That is fucked up man. He is seriously sick in the head.
>>28901482
> he is most definitely INNOCENT of all criminal wrongdoing
Was with you up until then, you're gonna have to pull a rabbit out your arse to prove beyond reasonable doubt, lad.
But I look forward to it.
>>28901509
>Innocent
>prove beyond reasonable doubt
You got that ass backwards, m8
I'm on holiday in Florida. It's alright but it's too hot and Americans are weirdos.
>>28901502
nah, it's very normal to adopt the name of someone who "inspired" you
>>28901438
You know Poleaboo was going way before April 2015? He has been going since at least early 2014, possibly even before. He started off just making posts about the Polish girl he lived with and how much he liked her and wanted her to be his gf. This was before he went mental and it all kicked off.
It was always a bit creepy though.
>>28901533
There is nothing normal about it.
>>28901520
This thread has already passed judgement, he's guilty until proven innocent.
There's no fun with the reverse scenario, we'd go back to arguing about pakis out.
>>28901369
This is all the Remain campaign has, baseless insults and bullying. Vote leave
All the leave campaign has is baseless insults and bullying. Vote remain
>>28901438
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/17207990 (classmate, March 2015)
>https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/15202084 (roommate, December 2014)
Jesus poley. Those threads are creepy.
I guess I can believe all the polish qt shit but im still on the fence about the tranny crap.
But its a touch too autistic to be a character
>>28901624
How childish
>>28901482
alright poleaboo, hows hearthstone going?
>>28901659
>I guess I can believe all the polish qt shit but im still on the fence about the tranny crap.
pic
>Those threads are creepy.
What's so bad about them?
Issues are outlined and then it's just purging
>>28901369
so your arguement is insulting people?
>>28901438
>http://i.imgur.com/UeaeU7D.jpg
>Andrew Shanks
http://www.abdn.ac.uk/business-info/working-with-students/law-stream-167.php
>>28901454
I'm on about old top gear
>>28901473
Yeah that sounds like me. My job could probably be done by about 5000 pounds worth of technology (that's about 4 months of my wages). What people don't seem to understand is that poor people don't just disappear, we've got this habit of hanging about even when we're not needed. Take for example Victorian Britain during the peak of the industrial revolution, jobs got replaced by machines and all of a sudden there's a huge problem with the poor as unemployment shoots up. The solution? Tax the wealthy and introduce social policies. If you don't then the wealth gap and the unemployment rate grow too large, you have to have a benefit system to keep it all in check. Not to mention that people who watch their children starve to death will be considerably more likely to riot or revolt etc. Russia, France, Spain are all perfect examples. Without population control measures (that no one in their right mind would consider moral) capitalism can't continue in the same form as it is for too much longer. The sooner we leave the EU the sooner this shirty house of cards finally crumbles and the human race can finally start progressing again. Equality, liberty, freedom.
>>28901369
Look at Switzerland
>>28901624
The EU actually pay for people to shitpost online in their favour
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9845442/EU-to-set-up-euro-election-troll-patrol-to-tackle-Eurosceptic-surge.html
>>28901450
He's posted before - he is a normie canuck - or at least claims to be - who gets triggered by the continued existence of britfeel and comes here to mock our slang. Although he does so very poorly.
>>28900411
NIGIIS BACK HOLY SHIT
>>28901770
They're not getting their money's worth with this guy, then.
>>28901741
>that no one in their right mind would consider moral)
Sorry, how are population control measures not moral? Should we just keep filling the world with useless retard babies until the place is uninhabitable because we don't want to ruin Charlena and Deano's plans for a free council flat?
You should absolutely have to hold a license to be able to have children in the modern UK.
Is Derek series2 any good without karl?
Poleaboo will be on the sex offenders register right? Could we not just make an enquiry about him?
>>28901438
>aka Ribena
Why was he called that?
>>28901889
And your plan for the children born to couples without a license?
>>28901913
There are probably fuckloads of people called Amer Hussein on the sex offenders registry, though
>>28901929
They become taken to the ministry of love and become unpersons, of course
>>28901913
I look forward to after the trial, where it comes out his parents never registered properly and he turns out to be here illegally. The shenanigans while he deals with depotation will be epic
>>28901949
IKR it sounds like they're trying to rewrite 1984 but without any of the sexy varicose vein paragraphs!
>>28901929
Abortions if detected within an appropriate time limit. If not they will be put into care. Couples who don't qualify for a full license yet can get a provisional license and will be encouraged to foster.
Also, if you are a couple and the girl accidentally gets preggers, but you are decent people, you will be able to apply for a fast tracked license, but obviously this wouldn't be encouraged, just used in the scenarios where accidental pregnancy among two responsible tax payers takes place.
But for example, if you are a woman who is on bennies, pregnant and single, unless the reason is extenuating circumstances for example your husband died recently, then you are off to abortion clinic.
>>28902010
Is this a typical attitude of the kind of person who supports Remain?
you can't have a baby and expect the state to pay for its upbringing. You must prove you have a good stable home life and jobs
>>28901936
True, but I think he lives in Lancashire. Possibly even lancaster, more likely Manchester though
>>28901955
That'd be funny
>>28902010
>If not they will be put into care
>adding more children to the already overwhelmed care system when they have parents right there
why? children raised in care tend to have worse life outcomes anyway http://www.prisonreformtrust.org.uk/Portals/0/Documents/careasteppingstonetocustody.pdf
>>28902048
He's in Rochdale, right? There are fuckloads of muslims there and they're not very imaginative when it comes to names, so it could be tricky.
>>28902010
It sounds grim mate. If you ever wanted to incite rioting in the streets that's a pretty efficient way to go about it. And good luck getting your military/police to stop it when their cousins/friends/etc are being forced to have abortions. Do you want a coup? Because that's how you get a coup!
>>28901608
>>28901702
>Waaahhh, Pavel took my job because I am too thick as shit to succeed. Waaaaaa! Someone close the borders, I don't have a girlfriend but Andrei has a QT, waaaa!
You're fucking pathetic. No job, no girlfriend, living with your mum and you want to blame everyone but yourselves. Isn't that right?
>>28901929
We deport the criminals who do this of course.
>>28901741
Why is it everyone else's fault that you're poor? You had the opportunity to get an education, go to university and get a good job. You were just too thick or lazy to take advantage of it.
>>28902083
what if they're english, where you gonna deport them to? the sea?
>>28902076
So that would be a yes, then. I can't stand the elitism of liberals and champagne socialists in this country, with their smug, condescending attitudes towards the English poor. It's disgusting.
>>28886954
>Tfw I haven't seen my mum in over a month
>Tfw I actually learnt to cook for myself.
>>28902032
I am voting to leave mate. I agree with you that we need to leave, but I don't understand how people can consider population control immoral. Human population, like that of most wildlife has been controlled by nature throughout history. Now we are too advanced for nature to control our population, so we should as be taking some responsibility and doing it ourselves.
There is a finite amount of land and resources on this planet. Then when you consider the pollution and waste that of course increases with the more people there are, and you'd be mad to think we can just keep increasing the population and thinking there will be no consequences.
>>28902073
You realise china's one child policy is a huge success right?
We could just do what they do and have child tax after the second child, money is a great motivator
>>28902100
British people already have few children and would follow the rules
>>28901925
Pissed in his flatmates ribena
>>28901913
Poleaboo isn't on the sex offenders register, his crime wasn't sexual in nature
>>28902076
I was actually going to vote remain I was just commenting that your arguement was baseless insults and here you are doing it again
But please be an ignorant twat who cant handle people with different political opinions and wont ask questions to understand a view point
You do not have to agree with a view point to understand it.
also you actively push people away from remain
>>28902076
What you should understand is that you are not one of the chosen. You are not one of the elites. When it comes down to it, you will be left to rot with the rest of us, having served your purpose as a useful idiot.
Watching the first season of London's Burning. Fucking comfie lads.
>>28902117
>I am voting to leave mate. I agree with you that we need to leave, but I don't understand how people can consider population control immoral. Human population, like that of most wildlife has been controlled by nature throughout history. Now we are too advanced for nature to control our population, so we should as be taking some responsibility and doing it ourselves.
>
>There is a finite amount of land and resources on this planet. Then when you consider the pollution and waste that of course increases with the more people there are, and you'd be mad to think we can just keep increasing the population and thinking there will be no consequence
>>28902091
Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Merely warning that you can only make life for the lower rungs of society so hard before they snap. At the moment the lower classes are content. They get to watch TV play Xbox drink and fuck, but you take too many of these distractions away and they'll start to realize what's happening.
>>28902062
>adding more children to the already overwhelmed care system when they have parents right there
I don't think this will be the case. I think we would actually end up with less children in care due to the fact there would be less births overall, especially from those sections of society where the children typically would end up in care.
>>28902073
In practice I don't think anyone would see it as grim as it would lead to lower crime and greater prosperity for the entire country.
>>28902103
I grew up poor but got my shit together and now I make good money doing business in Europe.
You want to fuck up my business so that you can have a better chance of getting a 7 quid an hour job. You're utterly pathetic. But the funny thing is you're actually fucking yourselves, because people like me employ people like you and I will be forced to sack all of my employees if we leave Europe.
>>28902070
True, would probably need a decent reason to ask for the info too.
>>28902119
>You realise china's one child policy is a huge success right?
Such a success that they changed it to a two-child policy last year
>>28902119
>You realise china's one child policy is a huge success right?
kek
it was the thing of horror stories
the secret police would come at night and rip babies from the womb
>>28902159
I don't give a shit about your business, especially not if you are immorally hiring foreigners rather than native Brits. I hope it goes bust
>>28902159
Maybe you should have thought about where you are doing business then?
How is it his fault if you didn't plan your business well enough? You are responsible if you go out of business mate, not some bloke in his mum's basement.
Pathetic.
>>28899457
>tfw you'll never be ringside as she knocks out a rival
>tfw no sweaty victory sex
>>28902197
I only have native Brits as employees.
If we leave Europe, I won't go bust but I will have to sack all of my British employees and move the business to a European country and hire foreigners.
A lot of people will be in the same position. Most of them with much bigger businesses than me. Watch unemployment soar after Brexit. Watch wealth creators like me leave this country and set up elsewhere.
>>28902204
You clearly don't know anything about business. Which is why you are in your mum's basement.
I'm not going to go out of business. But I will have to put a lot of British people out of a job.
>>28902240
>hi my name is anon and im full of shit
The post
>>28902240
>Which is why you are in your mum's basement.
I'm not in my mum's basement doe
>I'm not going to go out of business. But I will have to put a lot of British people out of a job.
Doesn't sound to me like you are going to be doing too well then, senpai. I am just saying you need to take responsibility for it rather than trying to blame your failures on others.
>>28902158
This is Dickhead with BBC news, we're receiving word that Isis has begun rounding up pregnant women who already have more than two children and forcing them to have an abortion in an attempt to preserve their dwindling supplies. The UN representative Anon has made a statement saying "Cool, I can't see any problems with this at all".
Not grim.
>>28902258
>I have wasted my life up until now and everyone else must have done the same, right?
>>28902273
>Doesn't sound like you are going to be doing too well
I'll be doing fine. It's my employees that I am worried about. But my hand will be forced because my business depends on the common market.
I'll actually probably be doing better because I'll be living and working in a place with nicer weather, better food, and a lower cost of living. It's just shit that I will end up putting people out of a job, but my hand is forced because my business (like countless others) relies on trade within the common market.
>>28902280
lol you really are mentally handicapped
>>28902280
If you word it like that, obviously you can make it sound grim.
I don't remember suggesting we should 'round up' anyone.
If you accidentally get pregnant and cannot support the child, you go and have an abortion. If you don't do this the child will be taken away from you and put into care by someone who has the resources and shown the willing to prove that they can raise a child by working to get their license. Simple as that.
>>28902300
>I'll actually probably be doing better because I'll be living and working in a place with nicer weather, better food, and a lower cost of living.
That's awesome then man .Not really sure what you have got to complain about. It is not your fault your employees rely on you for money, if they themselves had worked harder or had the ability too then they will be able to get another job. Not your fault if they are not good enough to succeed.
Honestly, the idea that business owners who have been fucking over British workers will suffer as a result of Brexit makes my dick tingle.
>>28902301
Probably, but not enough to think mass abortions are a sensible idea. Besides it got my point across, one man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist. If the bad guys suggest it it's horrific but if it's done in a "clean" and "official" way it's just procedure. That's the kind of thought process that ends with gassing the Jew's.
>>28902310
If you're taking them away that's the same as rounding people up. You're just wording it to sound as inoffensive as possible.
>>28902328
I hope they will be OK but considering unemployment is going to go mental, it's unlikely they will find another job quickly despite being skilled.
I just don't understand why Brexiters want to fuck up the country and make everyone who is good have to leave. My successful friends are already looking for flats in Berlin, Frankfurt, Paris, Hong Kong etc.
>>28902329
It's the British workers who will suffer.
>>28902392
We're all secretly masochists.
>>28902384
>If you're taking them away that's the same as rounding people up.
So, in the current existing legal system, when a parent is deemed incapable of raising their kids and the kids are put into care, they are being 'rounded up'? Is that what you are saying?
>>28902384
Instead of killing the baby's why don't we just purge the old, all they do is use Bennies any way.
If you enslave babys and train them to be indentured servants and kill the old you can remove old peoples home and have flats instead.
>>28902384
>one man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist.
>Literally unironically memeing
>>28902392
>My successful friends are already looking for flats in Berlin, Frankfurt, Paris, Hong Kong etc.
That sounds pretty nice tbf. You lot have got it made. I wouldn't be losing any sleep over it if I were you.
>>28902432
I see your point. I suppose the difference being that what is happening at the moment is relatively infrequent but under your proposed system it would be en mass I would argue that the volume of children being removed would dictate the use of "rounded up"
>>28902384
>not enough to think mass abortions are a sensible idea
If you are just going to over exaggerate everything to a ridiculous extreme then there really is no point trying to have a discussion with you.
>>28902449
I believe the original quote is "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" written by Gerald Seymour.
>>28902497
>but under your proposed system it would be en mass I would argue that the volume of children being removed would dictate the use of "rounded up"
Not really. Once the law would be put into place most people would obey it and only have kids responsibly. It is not like accidental pregnancies and single motherhood are massively difficult to avoid.
Guys i'm going to be broke soon and need a job ASAP. What's this kangaroo delivery shit I see all the time in London? Easy to get a job with them?
>>28902520
You're probably right. You won't change my opinion and I won't change yours. I was kinda just doing it out of boredom from working the weekend.
Hot blonde just walked past my flat and my first thought wasn't rape her, what's wrong with me?
>>28902558
deliveroo
https://deliveroo.co.uk/apply
as long as you already own a scooter or bicycle you should be alright
>>28902551
Like all those people who obey the drink driving, phone driving, drug, and public urination laws?
>>28902578
maybe you've finally finished puberty and become a mature adult male who can control his sexual thoughts and impulses
>>28902609
you might be right there famalam
>>28902601
You are right, we should abolish all laws. Clearly they are not working.
just made a Rhodesia tribute lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvo0VP0oMTM
>>28902666
>>28902601
Take it to pol you boring cunts
>tfw slowly redpilling my mum, talking to her about the 'moderate' side of islam and how racemixing means white people will die out
>>28902666
Straw man. I'm not suggesting that, I'm merely pointing out that your assumption that people would agree with and follow your proposed laws is perhaps a little naive.
Lads, do you think my mate, whose picture this is, has got a chance with that blond girl who posted her face earlier?No regrets!
>>28902475
I care about my country. I love Britain and I love being British.
I am just sad to see Brexiters destroy it. I will personally be fine, but I would like to have my children grow up in Britain. Sadly it will be too much of a shithole after Brexit.
my dogs gonna die soon
dont know what to do
>>28902674
i like how the note about his shorts is pointing right at his dick
>>28902696
What girl? Can you post the photo?
>>28902696
shave that fucking moustache and he would look significantly better
pulling the fringe forward a bit so the massive forehead was less visible wouldn't hurt either
>>28902696
Who? Link the post.
>>28902692
>Straw man
Just doing what you've been doing for this entire discussion mate.
If an anon posts a comment but nobody reads it, does he even exist?
>>28902698
>I care about my country. I love Britain and I love being British.
That is pretty gay desu m8. Do you run an anal bead sales business?
>>28902700
same here lad, my doggos back legs started to give out
>>28902731
All I'm doing is picking holes in your idea, you're the one attempting to protect it. The impetus is on you to prove your idea can work not me to prove it can't.
>>28902744
Nah I'm just happy to be born here because it gave me the opportunity to become rich. Free education, free healthcare when I was a kid (I had a kidney infection that probably would have cost my life in many parts of the world) etc.
>>28902747
Exact same here? How olds yours?
>>28902773
You literally suggested laws shouldn't exist because people drink and drive.
>>28902773
Nigii is wondering where these tripfags come from.
>>28902777
You are rich now though so you don't need free healthcare and education. Fuck these scrubs,don't worry about them, get gone man.
>>28902773
Just fucking kill yourself you stupid cunt
>>28902785
No I reminded you that laws exist and people don't necessarily obey them. People only tend to obey laws that either they agree with on a moral level or where the penalty for not doing to is incredibly severe.
>>28902822
>eople only tend to obey laws that either they agree with on a moral level or where the penalty for not doing to is incredibly severe.
>citation needed
>>28902783
got him from the pound but they estimate around 12-15 what about you lad?
>>28902805
Not everyone is a sociopath man.
>>28902804
Geographically? The south east is where I live now but was born near the east coast and raised on the Welsh borders.
>>28902723
I don't have a mustache, I have 36 hours of Sunday lip stubble. And I can't do shite all about the head, that's cranial.
I mean my mate's head...
>>28902129
Oh wow. Do you know which roommate?
Stop talking to the trip tranny cunt you mongs.
>get put on setraline 100mg
>suddenly the sky is brighter and grass is greener
>anxiety is almost completely gone
I'm so happy anons
>>28902837
>Not everyone is a sociopath man.
Didn't you just post
>Why is it everyone else's fault that you're poor? You had the opportunity to get an education, go to university and get a good job. You were just too thick or lazy to take advantage of it.
Or was that not you?
>>28902859
I would assume so, as that is obviously poleaboo
>>28902857
I don't care what you call it, shave it off right now. it's dirty as fuck
>if we leave the EU, the sky will rain down, Lucifer will rise from the pit and usher in an age of eternal night, the lamentation will be unceasing
Anyone else sick of hearing this bollocks lads?
Poleaboo is watching One Piece, the anime seems to have just about finished the Dressrosa arc
>>28902859
The hapa
>>28902872
Poleaboo got Setraline but never took it
>>28902834
Around 11, got him when I was 8.
They said he wouls only live till 10.
This his him btw
>>28902833
Have you or anyone you associate with ever: driven drunk, driven over the speed limit, got on a train with no ticket, used an illicit drug, or sworn in public? Chances are yes because none of those things cause immediate and physical harm to others. However, how many people do you associate with who have murdered some one etc. Do you see what I'm getting at?
>>28902902
Why don't you watch a good anime like kill la kill or umaru?
>>28902857
Still don't know who the blond you were talking about is.
>>28902912
>swearing in public is the same as shitting out kids with no regard for your ability to provide any kind of decent life or care for them
>>28902914
Half way through KLK, I don't think it's that special, not sure if I'll finish it
>>28902941
>I don't think it's that special
It's silly over the top self aware edgy fun
>>28902891
No, you're being so now I'm going to keep it until Monday now out of sheer, petty, spite.
That is your doing, rude Anon.
>>28902696
get rid of the "stubble" and you're cute. it's a pity you aren't secretly bi-curious.
>>28902931
THE TRAP WHO POSTED HERE EARLIER JESUS CHRIST
>>28902965
you're only harming yourself
you have zero chance with any girl if you keep that moustache
>>28902940
Like I said here >>28902574 I'm getting bored now.
>>28902965
*being rude
I'm tired from my handsomeness,
THIS IS HER FFS SOME UGLY SLAG IN A SCHOOL SHIRT >>28899684
>>28902987
>you have zero chance with any girl if you keep that moustache
To be fair mate, he has zero chance even without it. I mean look at him ffs.
>>28902999
Wouldn't touch her with yours mate.
why do you idiots respond to tripfags?
>>28902964
TTGL did it better
also
r8 my taste
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride?status=7&order=4&tag=
>>28902907
CUTE WAN WAN SENPAI
NOT OC OR OP
>>28902968
Oh me? He doesn't really seem my type physically, skinny neck, skinny wrists. Unless he's amazingly witty and we had loads in common, not my cup of tea.
bored as fuck in my flat.
What are my fellow Worcester friends up to?
>>28902967
>pity you aren't secretly bi-curious.
Do I look like some kind of "str8" loser, or worse an "only faps to girls with knobs but I'm totes gay" type?Don't answer that I don't need to know the answer.
>>28902987
It's not like Sunday evening is party night for me, or any other night.
>>28902998
your vanity will get you nowhere in life
does it occur to you that there is now concrete evidence that you have been on /r9k/, the cesspit of pathetic depression
your FACE is now associated with it
4chan has permanent archival sites that are indexed by google
in the future when google starts doing searches with facial recognition software, a potential employer of yours will search your face, see a result from /r9k/ and throw out your application on the spot
you've literally fucked up your entire life because you were so vain you wanted to brag about how pretty you thought you looked to a bunch of nobodies on the internet
>>28903047
Hereford checking in, touching myself to anime same as every Sunday.
>>28887985
>Had a chinky with my dad, now we're watching Battle Los Angeles on E4 and it's absolute wank
Is this slang for Chinese food, orsomething lewd involving an asian girl? Also, you should have known about how bad Battle LA was going to be from the reviews.
>>28902901
Yeah the fear mongering is getting to me along with the strawmen insults from people in this thread.
I'm honestly on the fence but it just seems like remain has no arguement so instead they will shame you into voting, insulting you or playing to fear.
were as from the leave camp I've seen and read how europe has changed rapidly and how it effects our country
>>28903062
>your vanity will get you nowhere in life
I was joking, you daft sod.
Are you joking? You sound serious.
>>28902901
If we stay in the EU we will go to war with the US in 30 years.
>>28903087
facial searching is no joke
>>28887985
>it's absolute wank
but wanks are pleasant?
>>28903030
Thank you, does anyone else like my dog?
>>28903138
Looks like a dog. 6/7
>Chinks forced to apologise over advert
Disgraceful. SJ has gone too far.
>>28903021
>Wouldn't touch her with yours mate.
What?
>>28903345
just a happeningsfag who updated his copypasta after his mayday meme didn't happen
>>28903435
This. He's probably been evolving since Ron Paul was trying to win the nomination.
>>28901183
m-m-mmr?
>>28903300
They're saying he wouldn't fuck her even if he was able to use your dick instead of his.
>>28903663
I would. Just to give you AIDS.
>>28902588
I applied for this a couple of days back. Still unsure of why you're supposed to do in your down-time; is there an office you work out of, or are you entirely independent and doss about wherever all day waiting for orders to come through?
>>28903674
I don't get it, who are you trying to give your AIDs to?
>>28903693
Where I live they sat around on these benches in town
>>28903728
What are you having difficulty with? Reading or understanding?
>>28903435
Are you implying that unprecedented levels of immigration and a swelling muslim population right under our noses ISN'T happening now?
>>28903964
>re you implying that unprecedented levels of immigration and a swelling muslim population right under our noses ISN'T happening now?
Thanks for the (You) kiddo.
>>28902874
Yeah. I want everyone to get the opportunity to get an education, go to university and get a good job.
I have no sympathy for the cunts who didn't take advantage of that opportunity and now want to leave the European Union and destroy the lives of those who did everything right and worked hard, like my employees.
>>28903964
Of course it's happening
but there isn't going to be some immense global chain of terrorist attacks on ramadan, just like there wasn't one on may day as that same OP was trying to suggest
>>28903996
There aren't enough good jobs to go around.
>>28904024
You're right. And leaving the European Union will make that situation much worse. It will also mean that people who can't get a good job here won't have the opportunity to get one easily elsewhere in Europe.
The only people who support Brexit are the ones who have no chance of getting a good job in the first place, and have to compete with eastern european immigrants for shit jobs.
>>28904063
No it won't. No more eastern europeans willing to work for less than minimum wage = more jobs.
>>28903996
>I have no sympathy for the cunts who didn't take advantage of that opportunity
That is pretty sociopathic tbf. You don't know everyone's circumstances. People aren't born equal despite what they say.
>>28904063
>if we leave the EU there will be zero migration or trade with it
I wish you retards wouldn't post. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Just went down the shop to get some cider lads. Was really nice and hot and sunny out. Just going to sit here in my bedroom and drink them though cus nowhere to go and no friends. Want to play some Dungeon Keeper but the sun is making it too depressing to play a game like that.
>>28904063
>The only people who support Brexit are the ones who have no chance of getting a good job in the first place, and have to compete with eastern european immigrants for shit jobs.
I have a good job and my reason for voting exit has nothing to do with migration of economics. It is on the moral grounds of democracy and the ECB.
>>28904072
More shit jobs for scumbags on the bottom of society, yes. Is that you?
>>28904097
If you can't get a good job in the UK, you think an employer abroad is going to bother with the hassle of visa paperwork and fees to employ you? No chance.
But if there's no paperwork and no hassle then you might have a chance.
You're a retard if you think everything is going to be the same afterwards. You'll fuck up the country. Thank god I have the money to leave.
>>28904121
>I have a good job
I hope you still have a good job afterwards mate. Who are your employers?
>>28904123
>If you can't get a good job in the UK
Who said that? You are strawmanning now.
You will still be able to get jobs in European countries if you want one.
>>28904141
>Who are your employers?
A building society. So yea, leaving the EU won't effect us at all.
>>28904123
>so scared about leaving the EU he starts throwing insults and being defensive
lol
is he a /britfeel/er
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7w6Sak1pQ
>>28904123
>But if there's no paperwork and no hassle then you might have a chance.
The real barrier to getting a job in germany will be not speaking arabic
>>28904180
why is he trying to be filthy frank?
>>28904123
These 'scumbags' are young (mostly white British, but also many young Asian) people who have been systematically excluded from the job market thanks to immoral hiring practices. You attack and bully an entire generation, and then call them scumbags when they dare to speak out. You are human filth
>>28904180
fuck off, not funny. everyone knwos that pewdiepie is a rich normie who drives at least a lambo or something
also why is he talking like filthy frank? fucking faker
>>28904123
fucking kek
what a retard you are
the only european country worth getting a job in is switzerland, which isn't in the EU
>>28904239
he lives in brighton though
>>28904261
Because he likes cock
>>28904261
>brighton
>normie central
Lads, what's the most ideal time to have a BBQ? Don't want to wait too late to fire it up so it's too cold to enjoy but don't want to eat too early.
I swallowed a bug while I was cycling, also saw a qt riding her bike I wished was my girlfriend but she isn't and probably won't ever be because briefly sharing a glance while you're cycling past one another isn't the basis for a strong relationship.
>>28904353
3pm
then you get the rest of the evening to relax in the garden
>>28904370
So follow her and talk to her?
How can you be so autistic that you don't understand how to pursue women?
>>28904392
Yeah but I wanted to have it today if possible.
>>28904154
>You will still be able to get jobs in European countries if you want one
It will still be possible. Just much more difficult.
It will be the same as getting a job in the US. Possible, but in practical terms almost impossible for 99% of people
where can you get cheap sleeveless hoodies?
without ripping the sleeves off
>>28904407
I'm not sure pulling a u-turn and chasing her along a country lane is good idea, lad, but thanks anyway.
>>28904419
well you're too late do it on bank holiday unless you want a subpar rushed bbq
>>28904440
You're telling me you're out there cycling and don't know how to perform a u-turn on an empty road?
Kek lad, you are one pathetic individual. Stay away from women in future.
>>28904430
>sleeveless hoodies
Why would anyone wear this?
>>28904427
>the same as getting a job in the US
Wrong. The EU is not like the US and the US immigration system is a completely unique system. Massive display of ignorance there lad.
>>28904477
i want the style of a hoodie but without the inconvenience/warmth of the sleeves
so far I just roll them up to halfway but I'd really like them gone
>>28904472
Yeah, you got me, I have to go in straight lines because I wanked too much and my arm bones all fused together.
>>28904472
more like it would come off like a creepy move
>>28904508
But the whole point of a hoodie is to keep you warm when it is cold...
>>28904529
Quiet country roads are perfect then.
>>28904370
who else here cycling just to gawk at hot roasties? i cycle with an average heart rate of like 160 and i'm already an underweight piece of lankletshit. why the fuck cant my homosexual piece of shit body burn less calories fuck sake? Fat people have it easy.
What is that weird alien sound that is in loads of early 90s G-Funk? Like what instrument can make it or what is the name of the effect?
>>28904538
I don't quite think you understand what a roastie is. It's not a moniker for female. Please lurk for a sufficient time before posting, so as to become acclimatised with our culture.
>>28904492
Different system, similar chances of success.
>>28904430
No idea, de-stitching the seem around the sleeves would prob be your best option while not potentially butchering the hoodie if you were to rip/cut
>>28904533
i use the hood for keeping the wind and sun out, and my ears warm in the morning when it's chilldy
I'd settle for a short sleeved hoodie desu
What are some comfy shows on netflix, looking for something after I've finished rewatching house for the 8th time. Thinking of rewatching dexter for the 4th time
>>28904571
nope all females are roasties, females can not be robots have a nice stay over the summer new friend
>>28904571
roastie detected. get the fuck out.
>>28904599
Just buy a fucking hat you doughnut.
>>28904586
A roastie is a nasty looking vag. It doesn't mean women you fucking gaylord.
The reason we use it to refer to women that post here is because they're so undesirable that they must have fucking minging cunts.
>>28904608
Watch The Jinx: Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
Is a doc but is literally best thing ever on Netflix
>>28904618
>being this new
no, the term doesn't mean at all what you're talking about. roasties get laid all the time, hence they are roasties.
>>28904608
>>28904609
>>28904610
8,9,10 never seen this before pretty cool
>>28904580
>It will be the same
>different
You're done mate. Try again next thread.
>>28904635
No it literally means "looks like roast beef", nothing to do with their minge temperature.
The term for women on 4chan is cumdumpster or slut. Like I said, lurk more before trying to contribute because you are obvious.
>tfw no smug roastie cuckoldress gf
>>28904639
By resorting to pedantry, you've already made yourself look like an idiot.
You could try arguing your point, but that would require intelligence eh?
>Washed the car
>Birds crap all over the bonnet no less than 2 hours later
Why the fuck do I bother?
>>28904679
I argued my point. You said it would be the same as getting a job in the US. I corrected you. Then you said it would be different.
So what, you've back tracked too far for us to have any discussion. Any argument you thought we were having, you lost.
>>28903663
oh right, I wouldnt ever desu
>>28904676
why would you want to date a roastie?
you DO know what that means right?
>>28904671
keep trying hard to fit in you fucking autist.
>28904717
>get called out and btfo
>get mad
Thanks for playing kiddo.
>>28904103
I just went down the shop to get some pepsi and got spat on
>>28904713
>you DO know what that means right?
yes, do you know what I was saying with my post? apperently not.
>>28904742
apparently you didn't
>>28904699
Is that because of what I said about your wrists? Don't feel bad about it senpai.
>>28904752
really? what makes it apperent to you you fucking retard? is it surprising that i want a literal roastie to KEK me if i want a cuckoldress in the first place, meaning I'm into humiliation?
Don't respond to it. Ignore and filter.
>>28904773
>>28904742
>apperent
how can I respond to you when you don't even know what you're trying to say?
>>28904732
>is this new that he cant even quote posts
hilarious
>>28904513
made me smile.
Thanks lad.
Have till tonight to choose a laptop. Got 250 quid. Just want to watch films, youtube and 4chan. Anyone got any suggestions? I got told lenovo was the best.
>>28904797
Oh, I forgot that I was talking with a retard. Let me correct my mistake so that even retards like you can make sense of it: I meant apparent, not apperent.
>>28904809
lenovo g50
>>28904599
What do you wear with a sleeveless hoodie lad? Long sleeve t shirts? I would love to wear one but I dont like long sleeve t shirts and my arms are to skinny to pull one off.
If your more specific about what you want I can probably find you one.
>>28904830
>i want people to take me seriously
>i want to be a cuck
pick one
>>28904768
No im not the big forehead kid who fancied you, I was just telling them who he was on about.
>>28904736
Who spat on you mate? Did you bang them?
Anyone else depressed as fuck to be sat posting on here on such a hot, sunny, bank holiday weekend?
This is a real bad feel desu. Wish it was raining.
>>28904866
Some kid, he was about 17 6'4 and fat. I just ignored it.
There's nothing I can do about it really.
>>28904842
short sleeved shirt, probably a polo
i've seen a few similar but they're all sleeveless denim jackets with hoods
>>28904736
why'd he spit on you?
>>28904900
Did it hit you?
That is fucked mate. I understand ignoring people for just chatting shit cus that ain't worth it, but if someone spits on you I dunno how you can not retaliate. That's just dirty.
>>28904900
>being intimidated by a literal child
Honestly don't know what to say. I thought the guy complaining that a dog scratched him was bad.
>>28904930
Yeah and then he turns out be some gyppo and before you know it his 12 uncles are coming after you.
>>28904894
Not anymore, I've been doing this for years since I left uni
>>28904924
You muscular lad, if not you probably shouldn't wear them.
But if you like them whatever I guess, let me pull up a few links. What colour do you want?
>>28904696
You didn't argue your point.
You just said that the EU wouldn't have the same immigration regime as the US. Obviously that's the case, since it's different legislation.
When I said "it will be the same" I wasn't referring to individual laws and statutes. I meant it will be the same level of difficulty for someone wishing to have a job there.
But you knew that already. You are just being pedantic because you aren't clever enough to actually make a point. Either that or you aren't clever enough to understand what I was saying. Or you literally have autism.
>>28905000
>it will be the same
>it will be different
Which is it?
dunno if to go to the pub or catch up on videogames + order sushi, been away from my flat for 2 weekends and just got back
>>28904930
Yeah it went im my face.
>>28904948
Oh right because me or you could take on some 6'4 rugby player right? Shut up you cunt.
>>28904999
grey or navy
>>28905016
It will be comparable
>>28905055
Yet another change. I gave you a chance but this is beyond ridiculous. Like I said, try again next thread because your credibility here is in tatters.
>>28904948
Fuck off mate, he didn't want to get into a fight with a lad bigger him.
>>28905016
For 99% of people it will be exactly the same: completely impossible.
>>28905076
What about similar?
>>28905076
You're not replying to the same guy.
Things don't need to be exactly the same to cause the same result.
I could shoot you with a magnum or a smith and wesson, at the end of the day you'll still be dead.
Your autism social worker should have explained this to you.
>>28905126
"I wish I could shoot you"
t. guy who just lost an argument on 4chan
>>28905039
http://www.asos.com/converse/converse-sleeveless-zip-up-hoodie-with-patch-logo/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=6129687&clr=Grey&SearchQuery=sleeveless+hoodie&pgesize=5&pge=0&totalstyles=5&gridsize=3&gridrow=1&gridcolumn=3
http://www.riverisland.com/men/sale/hoodies--sweatshirts/grey-zip-up-sleeveless-hoodie-292654
I like those ones.
>>28905081
thats why you run in shop grab a coke and a couple of bags and chase him down the street and twat with it
>>28905136
OH those are nice
if only i were asian
>>28905135
Hahaha ah you are that spastic troll. Can't you wear a trip or something so we can filter you?
>>28905159
Every day you come here to try and bait and every day you get blown the fuck out. Surprised you still try.
>>28905144
You're not being realistic, the lad got spat on saw the guy that did it was a big bastard didn't want the trouble.
You don't think about making make shift weapons to sconce bigger twats unless you do krav magar or are used to conflict. Even then what's to say he doesn't just grab the bag from the lad and whack the shit out of him with it.
>>28905212
well if you people can walk around with your head hung low to scared to stand uo for yourself go ahead tybe be personallty faggots
>>28905212
Even if he got beaten up it's still better to stand up for yourself than to shuffle away like a cuck that's been told to sleep on the sofa.
Who here voting for brexit in the hope that it will cause the EU to collapse so we can build a better union of free, independent nations where democracy, sovereignty and openness are respected?
>>28905284
>>28905263
Hope you realise these two are faggots who have never been in a fight.
>thats why you run in shop grab a coke and a couple of bags and chase him down the street and twat with it
Because going to prison is something any robot could deal with?
>>28905263
Your advice is shit mate, no need to get pissy about it.
>>28905284
Why because being beaten up will make him feel good?
if he doesn't think he'd win the scrap why should he fight the lad, he literally gains fuck all from getting the shit kicked out of him.
>>28905401
time to see what real prison gay is
>>28905209
Mate you have proved yourself retarded time and time again. Luckily it's always obvious it's you because you can't resist saying something stupid that gives you away. Every single time. My girlfriend and I are howling laughing at you.
>>28905285
Here
I think if we leave so will Ireland, Greece, Portugal, Spain and then we can restart our own shit but not as fucked as the current set up.
time to make a stirfry lads
what you all having for dindins
>>28905401
>Implying you'd get caught
>>28905405
what ever you sat cuck
>>28905516
>implying shops don't have cctv
Keep chatting absolute bollocks mate, you've been swigging to much fairy liquid.
Be realistic lads. There was a 5 inch height difference, about a 7 stone weight difference.
If I had hit him I would of been beaten up by someone who looks a lot younger than me. If he was under 18 like I think he was the police would see me as the bad guy, parents would see me as the big guy, I would get known around town as the dude who threw the weakest punch. I mean this kid could legit just of picked me up and slammed me, broke my bones. Add to that he had all his friends with him and it wouldn't of been a scrap I would probably end up with broken bones. Is a month of not been able to use a laptop plus getting arrested worth it? Obviously not.
People always think they will react differently until something actually happens, none of you would of done anything.
>>28905564
hence why I said down the street
>Dad asks me to put some music on his mates ipod
>Nudes of his missus just right there in the menu thing
Why even?
>>28905599
Wank to them mate. You know you want to.
So lads my best man just wore the kilt i got him for my wedding next month to a wedding last night.
Am i overreacting by being pissed off. Its the same tartan as the one im wearing and feel him wearing it to another wedding before mine (if it was after i wouldnt care) is a fucking cheek
>in b4 comments about marriage and cucks.
>>28905614
Not really she's some stringy 40 year old bird.
>>28905592
Fair enough mate. Don't worry about it. Kid was a cunt anyway, he'll probably have a shit life.
>>28905597
You still have to walk into the shop you twat, literally your imaginary scenario is shit. try this shit in real life, I'll be laughing when the local news reports some cunt getting picked up for it.
"B-but i chased him down the street"
better yet I hope the geezer you pull this on just smacks the shit out of you with it.
>>28905616
No you should be pissed off. You paid for it and specifcally got it for your wedding,
He basically wedding cucked you.
>>28901895
nah its pretty shit
Lads I have been trying so hard to get a woman, been going to the gym and everything and I am just so sick of it, thinking about giving up and being with a lad. Anyone else in the same situation wants to experiment?
>>28905597
Chase a dude down a street full of people when he had 7 mates with him. Implying a shop wouldnt have ctv of me buying the cans.
Implying I could knock 8 of them out with a plastic bag of unheavy coke cans.
Nice bait
> arguing about a confrontation that probably didn't happen, hours after it supposedly happened.
I don't care for them, put i'll take a poleaboo and tilde update over this.
>>28905616
Yeah, why the fuck does it matter?
>>28905678
Pakis out to be honest.
>>28905707
I'm not a paki mate.
>>28905515
>what you all having for dindins
Tesco microwaveable curry.
I wish I could just plug myself into an electrical outlet to recharge and never have to eat again.
>>28905639
B-but I have a shit life as well, I dont get to have friends or be tall.
Whatever, someone will end up smacking him eventually.
Looking for a place to buy bitcoins. Bitbargain doesn't accept debit card payments. And Cubit requires verification which sounds scary.
I'll probably tumble through Helix light, so should I just go for Cubits or is there a better way?
>>28905698
Because he bought it for him for HIS WEDDING. It's not a gift for him to do whatever he likes with.
It's perfectly reasonable to be upset about it. Some other cunt got a free groomsman outfit.
>>28905679
>>28905642
Smash the tape before you leave
>>28905746
Who cares? Its like my mum buying me a hoodie for my birthday and getting mad because I wore it the next day.
>>28905678
Learn to be okay being alone instead of forcing yourself to take dick.
Then do things for yourself not going to the gym to get women
>>28905747
Might as well kill the shop keeper as well right no witnesses, just walk around with a pocket full of sand and a hammer.
>>28905745
Most places require verification
I use local bitcoins though
>>28905745
> Bitbargain doesn't accept debit card payments.
But they do accept BACS, is there a reason you can't do that? Or PingIt etc?
BitBargain is my go-to place for Bitcoin (buy ~250GBP/yr), haven't found a service like it really.
>>28905698
Because of this
>>28905644
I bought it for him specifically for my wedding. Its the tartan I chose and i dont want to sound like a women, but by wearing it sonewhere else hes pretty much took the attention off my kilt, especially considering we run in the same circles.
>>28905777
No it's not like that at all.
Like i already said its not a gift. It's an outfit for his wedding that tradition demands he pay for. Whoever the fuck the other wedding was should have also bought him an outfit for their own wedding.
It's cheeky and disrespectful as fuck.
>>28905792
People will always disappoint you. Case in point, I was at the MCM Expo the other day and some girl I met added me on Facebook. I thought "Wow maybe she likes me?" Tried to arrange to meet up with her, radio silence.
Here's my point. Life is violent. Life is misery. Life is shit. We're all alone, waiting to die alone, confused and in pain. Wouldn't it be nice to meet someone along the way who could alleviate that pain? To feel something other than anger, fear and envy?
That's why I want to try sucking a cock.
>>28905804
no need to kill them
the frighteners should suffice
>>28905825
kilts are bent as fuck anyway lad. He probably didnt mean to upset you so just get over it.
>>28905777
Not really. It was bought for a specific reason.
If your mum bought you a shirt to wear to a dinner and you wore it out ro weatherspoons the night before shed probably be pissed.
Do toshiba make good laptops?
Im looking at the Toshiba Satellite C50D-B-120
>>28905905
Yes that specific line is good too. I have a satellite.
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!
so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....
if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-
well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!
>>28905901
Oh fair enough then. I wouldnt care personally but whatever, tell him how you feel I guess.
He will probably apologise.
>>28905905
>Toshiba Satellite C50D-B-120
I have the one released just before this and it's great, heavy duty, great battery life, durable as fuck - can't count the amount of times I've dropped it down the stairs.
>>28905912
Can you play dvds on it? It doesnt say on the website. My brother bought an acer and even though it has a disk tray it can only play cds, not dvds.
>>28906012
idk because lol physical media.
Mines is a very old model too though.
>>28905678
what's your dick like, anon
>>28906012
You still have DVDs? fucks sake man are you living in the past?
>>28906061
My internet is shit and goes off a lot, what else am I suppose to do? Go outside?
>>28906012
i'm >>28905950 and mine plays dvds
>>28906077
torrent stuff, streaming is complete and utter pleb tier
>>28906077
You're a shit guy mate.
The reviews are quite bad.
http://www.toshiba.co.uk/laptops/satellite/c50-b/satellite-c50d-b-120/
Plus no disk drive.
Think i'll get this one >>28904835
>>28905745
hack forums m8
>>28906293
CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU FUCKING CUNT COME ON YOU FAT FUCK TRY IT
>>28906322
I'm not fat mate.
>>28905852
>We're all alone, waiting to die alone, confused and in pain. Wouldn't it be nice to meet someone along the way who could alleviate that pain?
No because in doing so you give others the key to your happiness & well being.
Thats why I mentioned learning to be okay being alone, then learn self acceptance.
Do I still get lonely yeah its a natrual thing, but it passes for me, I'm still working on myself acceptance but Im taking more interest in myself and what I want to do or try than I ever have instead of trying to get the attention of anyone to be my friend.
also I am sorry about your expo incedent I used to go to london mcm but it's a lot more crowded and more like a market than a con / celebration
>>28905440
>pretends to have a girlfriend
>>28905679
>buying
mate you grab a can and a bag, leave the shop and then deck the cunt
