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I haven't slept in over 72 hours edition
Cheers for the thread lad. Was worried I'd need to get out of bed and turn on my computer to make it
morning /britfeel/
oregano
Second
also, checkem
wagecucking today then off tomorrow haha bring on sunday r-right guys?
>had a dream
>girl in it has dementia
>during her lucid moments she writes me notes about how she always loved me, and she knows she has dementia and writes these to remind herself
Too early for these feels
>>28875121
Go to bed then you weapon
Anyone else looking forward to the CL final later?
Got a shit load of stuff to do before myself. Motivation, don't fail me now.
>>28875637
Cocaine is one hell of a drug my friend
>"How are those GCSE's going Anon?"
F-Fine
Mornin lads
Had a dream that I was during an assaination job with my family and thrn we got caught and mutilated. Then I was a reatrded spider thing and I was ina pit wiyh others like me and I had to eat them to uprgrade.
What does this mean?
Feel so fed up today.
>>28875696
Put a 50p bet on Real to win in Extra time. Too poor and not much of a gambler to bet any more.
>>28875696
Yes, might go pub. Or might watch at home in my jammies.
>>28875830
>GCSEs
underrage get out
>>28875121
Getting some braces today.
Finally got to sort out these disgusting gaps
Fucking cost a shit ton
>>28876055
>What does this mean?
You might have some pent up cock sucking desires that you badly want to try on your father.
>>28876153
How old are you lad?
Better not be underage
2 days until Love Island is back on TV, lads!
Even ITV2 is hyping this up. They have an overlay announcing it over their ITV2 shows, so you know it's gonna be good.
>>28876165
19 mate
Don't know if that is underage or not
Fuck sake lads, just lost my only friend. My only best mate, and he's gone and fucking stabbed me right in the back, just as I was there.
>>28876286
Yeah it is. Get out and come back when you're 21
>>28876238
>owning a television
>>28876462
No, make that 25
>>28876423
fucking shit mate, what happened?
>>28876468
True true. Thanks for that, pal.
>>28876469
apoligies in advanced for the bad typing, i'm a bit hungover. so expect to see some slop
but anyway, what happened was
>sitting in my mates car, he brought a plus one
>we were chatting away
>i went out for a piss
>came back and my mate told me to 'go walk up the road for a bit'
>i said 'why, i've got no reason to'
>he replied with 'because i want you to'
>i said fair enough, went along with it. i know damn well what he's gonna do
>they asked me to come back, laughing their arses off, like nothing happened
>anyway, later on that night i was dropping off the plus one
>he said that my mate was a dick
>suddenly rephrased it so he didn't get caught out
>said his stomach felt like a bag of dicks
didn't really wanna ask him why i got sent to the bottom of the road because that always makes matters worse
>>28876729
sounds like an arsehole, hope you can replace him with someone decent
>>28876729
I don't understand, what did they do?
Or were they just taking the piss out of you?
>>28876785
probably were chatting shit about him, desu I wouldn't have bothered walking anywhere and told them they can walk up the road I can't be asked to walk anywhere without a reason I would just argue it out
>leaving cert in 11 days
>haven't studied
>didn't apply for college
>didn't apply for apprenticeships
is 19 too old to repeat?
i wanna stay young
That dude updated his blog
>>28876886
>List of male attractiveness
>No mention of money or status, the real deciders
>Went to Uni
>Staying in small place in London
>Needed at extra 1000 to pay rent
>Mum helped out and paid it
>Said I'd pay her back with Student Finance
>She's happy with this
That was last year. Now I'm moving back to the family home since I don't need to be in Uni much next year.
>Mum phones
>Asks about the 1000
>Say I'll be paying her back when SF comes in
>Say that is in September
>She freaks on me
>Says she thought it was coming sooner
>Hangs up on me
>Refuses to talk to me
Did I do something wrong?...besides going to Uni
>>28876729
Sounds like you're being a bit of a pussy desu
>>28875121
Amerifat here. I remember when these threads started the OP image was so simple. Is the current OP image accurate?
>>28876951
probaly am to be frank mate, i'm a bit of a waste of oxygen
>>28876933
>Parent doesn't have their finances in such a state that they can hand out 1K without worry
>Complains to child they raised when they can't hand back 1K on demand
hmmmmmm
>>28876933
Yeah you fucked up by not telling her when you'd pay her back. It's a really autistic way of thinking to assume she knows what "student finance" means.
>>28876933
I'd would rather take a conventional loan then borrow money off my mum to be honest
>>28877012
She needed to literally fill out a form of her finances in order for me to get Student Finance. She is perfectly aware what student finance is.
>>28876987
I don't know if I should feel guilty or not. She's asked me when she'll get the money back hundreds of times since I've been here and I've always given her the same answer, she just decided to take issue with it today.
>>28877027
She was the one who offered to lend it to me, I didn't ask her
which one of you was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>28877061
Pay her back you thieving cunt.
Poleaboo got a delivery of two cute dresses today (only waiting for one more)
>>28877068
It was none of us, it's not real.
It's a scenario played out by some people who wanted to get our opinion on the people in the audio.
A social experiment on NEETs.
>>28876886
Holy crap, if that's an average face than I really am screwed
>>28876959
it's evolved over time to match current events and such. I would be interested in seeing a slideshow of all the Britfeel images in order to watch how it grows.
>>28875696
I'M MORE BOTHERED ABOUT WEDNESDAY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY OFFS
EVEN THOUGH THEY'LL LOSE
>>28877108
Poleaboo quite likes Hull
>Unique kit
>Steve Bruce seems like a nice guy
>Muslim owner
>>28877088
why does it feel so real then
>you're here in your smelly room, while everyone else your age is gone on with their lives
>you can't be stuck in playing computer games in your pyjamas all day Louis
feels like my life
>>28877129
>Overwatch reference
It's fake
>>28876985
Chances are it was just something stupid like the way you where dressed or something.
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/two-welsh-schools-evacuated-amid-11393509
>tfw nobody called in a bomb threat on the day of your english exam
>tfw you didn't get an automatic pass
>tfw you failed with everyone else
English was bullshit and probably still is, no wonder someone would want to call a bomb threat
>>28877126
I WON'T BEGRUDGE HULL PROMOTION IF THEY GET IT AS I QUITE LIKE THEM TOO
>>28877175
who is going after the welsh?
>>28877076
You'll never look like her, Minge
>>28877076
Can't wait to see you in that wig you utter freak.
>>28877193
Since they have all been declared "hoaxes", I wouldn't be surprised if someone payed their older brother a tenner to call them in.
>Poleaboo has hit Rank 5 for 8 seasons straight on Hearthstone
Literally the second best player ITT
>>28877106
considering were nearly 6 months in a slide show for this years images would hardly be worth it due to there only being one or two slight differences between images.
>>28877252
Britfeel has been around longer than that, I was thinking brtifeel images from all time. There has to be some autist who's saved them all, or at least a collective of autists that could compile their collectons.
>>28876933
See you on Judge Rinder.
Also >living in Londonstan
Anyone fancy sharing some vintage op images?
>>28877247
at least third, jun and azulad are both better.
Poleaboos cousin has a white gf
>She's morbidly obese (so fat she can't have kids)
>She's dropped out of uni like 4 times so doesn't get student finance anymore so now his cousin has paid for her to sit 3 years on a graphic design course
>He pays for her to go on holiday to Australia/Qatar to see her family
>She won't be converting to Islam
He's a cuck, right?
>>28876729
when he told you to walk up the road you should have told him to fuck off
why did you comply
>>28877088
you really think a middle aged man and woman would do this just to see /r9k/s reaction? get a grip
>>28877259
I regularly upload the folder with them all in but nobody ever saves it. re-uploads it for others.
takes a good hour to upload
I thought about maybe a britfeel 'know your meme' page, that could store a lot of info about people and all the images.
Just doing a bit of autistic census collection lads:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
>>28877440
>you really think some university students would do this for a thesis?
>you really think some thinktank would do this for research?
>you really think some NEET would do this for a laugh?
Yes.
>>28877385
>He's a cuck, right?
are you jealous sissy?
>>28877479
you're delusional
if you think that a thesis could be written based upon the reaction of some spergs online to an audio clip you're wrong
>some thinktank would do this for research
absolutely howling with laughter at the thought of this. Again, do you think a thinktank would waste their time doing this?
no doubt in my mind it's 100% legit
>>28877513
>no doubt in my mind it's 100% legit
Explain the Overwatch reference
It's fake m8
>>28877532
not him but I don't even play vidya, can u explain what this reference is?
>>28877445
I'll reupload it
>>28877532
>Kid wants his parents to buy Overwatch
>Parents get mad
>Decide not to buy him Overwatch
what an unlikely turn of events, eh chum
>>28876466
>boning a smellyvision
>>28877563
Don't act retarded
They hamfisted the word "Overwatch" in there so people wouldn't think it was an old clip
How would his dad know about that game?
>kid
He isn't a kid
>>28877563
oh is that it? I thought it was some in game reference that only people who played it would get.
>>28877563
>tfw your copy of Overwatch has been dispatched
source on that 3dpg girl in the op pic?
>>28877586
>How would his dad know about that game?
Louis could have mentioned it? You're really picking at nothing here
Lads any opinions on over watch? I'm a lad with no mates but is it still a good bit of fun?
>>28877513
kek sounds like your little game has been exposed
sorry kid
>>28877631
Did you listen to the clip?
His dad wasn't the type of guy to remember the name of a random video game or feel the need to name it specifically
>when you have a dream that a pornstar gives you a blowjob
fucking legendary lads
>>28877652
Seeing as Louis is an extreme autist, it's likely all he's talked about for months, if he ever talks at all.
His parents probably remember every word they hear from him.
I didn't choose the thug life, it chose me.
>>28877652
in my opinion as someone with anxirety, in my household it would go
-mention it to mum who I trust
-mum mentions it to dad
-dad goes ''overwatch. wtfs that''?
-he might even remember it, or not and call it underwatch, overtale, pac-man. etc.
im just pointing out its not an impossible situation parents knowing things their son wants
>>28877652
>His dad wasn't the type
10 minutes of audio, holyshit detective neet you should join the police work with guess work like that. He thought his son had a video game and computer addiction but its impossible his son would of asked his parents for money for another one.
why do you hate immigrants/refugees?
Are you really so useless that people with no skills or understanding of English are a threat to your job
Just woke up, had a sausage roll and a really good coffee. Maybe gonna play some Dark Souls 3 later and have a shower. How are you cunts all doing?
>>28877753
>why do you hate immigrants/refugees?
We don't
>>28877753
Have nothing against them.
There are many meme racists on here, but the fact is that if they met an immigrant on the street they would be polite and welcoming.
>>28877753
>no skills
Plenty of immigrants have skills lad.
Some of them even speak half way decent English, you should meet some before making judgements mate.
>>28877753
I hate their smell, their voice and their appearance
>>28877774
Cuck shill found
>>28877803
well I was talking more about the refugees there
I guess that doesn't sound much better but whatever
>>28877805
>I hate their smell, their voice and their appearanc
>>28877842
Depends where they are from.
Syria was a pretty developed, modern country before the US and Israel invaded, many of them actually wouldn't struggle that much in European society.
>>28877843
>I love paki cock
>TFW your company gave all women an 8.6% raise
>>28877774
Because they rape our women and do nothing but leech off society. In European countries they commit disproportionately high amounts of crime and treat the locals like shit while walking around like they own the place. Reddit faggot stop your virtue signalling. Go walk in Calais and see if they love you as much as you love them. Cuck.
>>28877907
If they didn't also do it for men, that is illegal
>>28877927
all of the men in the company are too afraid to speak out against it
>>28877907
Maybe they did it to bring it in line with male wages
>>28877927
>underpaying women is legal
>>28877842
Sorry lad I haven't got an answer to the refugee crisis, I think even the great merkle herself announced refugees must return home after the war.
Thing is no country wants a large force of people who can't work, I assume skilled people will be kept unskilled people deported back, and they'll be a couple people who want to stay illegally, messy stuff really feel bad for the border guys.
>>28877950
>>28877944
>>28877939
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-36362998
It's been in the news
Anyone /IBDiploma/ here?
>tfw you're a filthy non-white foreigner who will study in a uk uni
better vote ukip to keep me out la's
>>28877996
just laughing at you wasting shit loads of money on a British university
>>28877753
>framed picture of penis
why
>>28877907
Equality works both ways.
I use to be very liberal but shit like this turns me.centre leaning right.
>tfw girl at work barks on about equal rights, then geta pissy when i tell her to carry rhe heavy stuff herself.
>>28877907
I'd just leave, fuck that.
>>28877964
That's illegal, yes.
The myth about the pay gap arises because women don't work as hard as men. They work fewer hours and easier jobs.
>this motherfucking stupid nigress has been blasting this ONE ooga booga song on loop for the past 2 hours
>you can hear it from a few blocks and on the road
Are nigresses fucking stupid and unaware that their presence is an inconvenience to everyone around them? even this new retard ive had the displeasure of being housemates with has really fucking shit hygiene/cleanliness (leaves fucking foil on the oven/toaster, leaves fucking remnants of french fries or whatever on oven, visible tissue on the toilet, too socially retarded to flush a second time).
it's like they're all genetically inclined to be retards. I mean, the males have been alright in my experience.
I'd call the council/police and start shit but im going to live in a nicer place this coming saturday and cbf with the drama as I'd gain nothing.
>>28878141
They earn less. They aren't paid less
Wish these fucktards would understand the difference
>>28877385
Make a new blog
>>28878152
I remember a story about a group of women from some supermarket, I think Tesco, arguing that they were paid less per hour than the men.
The difference? These women were pickers for online shopping, the men were delivery drivers.
It's absurd. The case was a joke of course, but it shows the mentality of these people.
>>28878150
>unaware that their presence is an inconvenience to everyone around them?
They seemingly take pride in being loud and rowdy like it's a positive thing
>>28878182
>>28877937
>>28877843
>>28877835
Mingepoo knock it off with this shit
>>28878182
I don't understand this meme, is it an America thing?
>>28878126
>liberal but shit like this turns me.centre leaning right.
why
I consider myself to be a liberalist and I strictly oppose affirmative action. Supporting it doesn't represent liberalism in my opinion.
>>28878150
>they're all genetically inclined to be retards
it's the lack of neanderthal dna
>>28878208
It's spam. Report it and he'll get banned here like he did on /int/.
>>28878197
Also this fucking nigress STOMPS around like she was cosplaying a fucking rhinocerus or something.
Like, you always know she's come home because you can fucking feel the stomping, even on her fucking room it's like she fucking stomps and tries to make her presence known, you'd think she was doing jumping jacks with picollo's weighted clothes.
It's no wonder they're the most fucking despised and have the highest demographic of being single (even worse than pajeet males).
>>28878221
Everybody report this post as spam now
>>28878262
>highest demographic of being single
ouch
they're almost like... robots
>>28878262
Let me guess, she's overweight?
Don't need no man?
Wears a tracksuit?
Weave?
>>28878288
far lower IQ tho, also more lazy and an even higher rate of living off welfare.
Niggresses are pretty much guaranteed to be the demographic with the highest % of mooching taxes, since it's inevitable theyll have demonspawns living off welfare as well.
>>28878262
>even worse than pajeet males
Looks like there is hope for poleaboo yet
>watching HIGNFY
>Katherine Ryan a qt
She is quite remarkable lads tbqhwy
>>28878409
>sleeps with black men
cool, new doubt on my JSA claim
I left 1 hour early after I finished applying for 5 jobs, sending 5 spec letters and chasing jobs I applied for
went to an advisor and said I'm done, she let me leave early no questions asked
what the fuck is wrong with the world
>>28878398
Not even that obese paki cunt would stoop low enough to want being with a gorilla.
After being around polish/slav goddesses it's pretty much impossible for anything else to keep close, even 10 shots of oral jelly viagra wouldnt get my dick hard at the most "attractive" nigress that walked the earth.
>Poleaboo browsing the archives for historical (you)s
>Find out last night /brit/ stitched him up by harassing Rosy with rape threats and pinned the blame on Poleaboo
>>28878499
When I was on JSA my advisor literally just signed my letter and told me to fuck off. I'm employed now tho and making way more money, thank god.
how can anyone live off of such little, youre literally just stuck on 4chan and bankrupt just eating pizza.
>>28878409
She's funny, but panel shows tend to make her, and most of their guests, not funny.
>>28878440
Why are racists so insecure? I'd think being the "superior race" would give you kind of a confidence boost, but all that wanking to interracial fetish porn seems to have withered your spirits somewhat.
>>28878539
It's not being insecurity, it's point out how trashy and undesirable she is.
>>28878533
this is different, work programme, it's living hell
got an appointment with a councillor, going the ESA route to get out of this shit hopefully
>>28878527
I'd like to buy that anon a pint
>>28878527
>>Poleaboo browsing the archives for historical (you)s
Of course, you attention seeking fuckup.
>>28878539
>She's funny
>>28877061
seeing as how most people are cunts and you probably are too, your mum is most likely expecting you to try and get out of paying her back, that's why she's gone into meltdown
Poleaboo just finished watching a Pokemon movie on CITV (the Darkrai one)
>>28878536
>t. assmad gorilla
>>28878633
>>t. assmad gorilla
oc
>>28876108
Or go to the pub in your jimjams mate. Best of both worlds.
>>28878650
>sharnelle getting riled up
shouldnt you be shouting and being obnoxious in the middle of town right now? or have you already spent this month's welfare money on fried chicken and pizza?
>>28878599
memeIord
>>28877076
This is quite a lot of stuff to hide and i imagine your mummy cleans up after you. Aren't you worried about mummy and daddy or sister finding this stuff?
[SPOILER]also where is the top left dress from?[/SPOILER]
>>28878650
>he spends his weekend
>sitting on britfeels
>posting photos of men in fedoras
>his mother weeps
>>28878681
Don't feed Mingita please
>>28878681
I stick the stuff in boxes in drawers under my bed
My mum knows not to enter my room and look through my stuff
>>28878714
still wearing your device?
>>28878527
is that your actual name poleaboo?
>>28875121
what are you lads passionate about?
Do estates that say "no public access" but have open gates count as private land?
>>28876886
I've got an attractive face and skinny fat body. I am not represented in this piece of work.
BREXIT PAKIS OUT
>>28876985
Maybemail they were jerking each other off or doing sniff or something
>>28878732
getting all the pakis out of the UK
>>28878527
more like looking up the original pole so you can emulate him better
>>28878721
No, I stopped wearing it after I though I brought myself under control but recently things have gotten out of hand, I sometimes masturbate 4 times in an hour
>>28878221
fuck off with your spam you paki cunt
>>28878739
>brexit
>pakis out
You realize you'll be getting rid of all the qt polish and slav women right? plus gregor the factory worker.
>he's gonna go into a club and all he sees are pajeet/nigress women and of course those fat slags.
>>28878185
>work as an online shopper
>at least 80% are women
it's an interesting phenomenon. not figured out why really
>>28878734
I think so. But sometimes people put those signs up even though their path is public access because they think nobody will check
>normie couple moves into house near me that has a public access path going through their drive and right past their window
>they put fancy electric gate in and 'no access' sign up
>check land registry to confirm that it is public access, report them to the council and sustrans
>they have to take the code pad lock off the gate to let everyone else through again, wasted that money on a gate for nothing
devilish
>>28877068
>>28877129
It is a kiddie called Louis mate, he posts in these threads. He was posting yesterday about his dad shouting at him and recorded a Vocaroo of it and posted it. We found his youtube channel once and it is all him being a full blown turbo sperg. If anyone has link still please post it as it is interesting to look at.
>>28878808
I work at a tesco extra.
dotcom(the online shop picker things) is like 50% men 50% women in my experience.
I don't see any women work the food isles at night though for some reason, all the women are on groceries (they still pull those bigass cages so it's not really "muh equality", though I'd never see a woman on the juice/cheese section FUCK all that heavy shit, I work out and even I hate lugging that bullshit around).
Fedora posting is sick desu.
There is no effective comeback.
4chan meme racists BTFO
>28878857
People are ignoring you.
>>28877385
No he has a girlfriend that he loves.
>Went to sleep last night with plans of what to do today
>Woke up at 6, decided to get a few extra minutes nap
>Got up at 12
>All motivation to do the things I had planned is gone
Why does it have to be this way?
>>28878895
it's your own laziness, it's not "this way"
>>28878813
They've done this in a cul-de-sac with a path at the end of it that accesses a busy route in a bid to appear high-end and trendy. They've put picket fence like gates at the entrance to it and threaten to call the police on anyone who tries to walk along the pathway because "muh private land"
Is there a KKK for pakis and where do i join?
>>28878926
I know that, but why does all motivation have to be sucked out of me?
>>28879003
try stormfront
tell me about the poleaboo
is it a man, girl, tranny?
why does xe like poles?
>>28879074
It's a fictional character.
>>28878182
I thought you hated women mingeta
poleaboo killed britfeel
>>28879084
yeah we needed a meme so we made one
>>28879110
quit talking about him and he'll go away you fucking nonce
>>28878813
>Went through a phase where I rode my bike out into the country as far as I wanted to and visited every bridge over a motorway along the way
>One bridge is at the end of a public path that ran alongside the entrance to a farm and farmyard
>The few times I went there a woman stopped me and claimed I was on her land, accused me of throwing rocks from the bridge and even said she was gonna set her dogs on me
>On pointing out the public path sign to her she said I couldn't take my bike there anyway because it was illegal
I'm not really sure what her problem was.
>>28879124
what the f**k did you call me?
>>28879063
Thanks mate, looks like my kinda place
>>28879128
>I'm not really sure what her problem was.
She's a bitch
>got paid last week
>spent 300 bong already
>got 200 bong to last me the next 20 days until pay day again
Fuck sake lads
>>28879379
Wow what a retard you are. Do you know what a budget is?
Only spend 16 quid/day or 116quid/week
>>28879379
> 500 a month
bruh
why are you even working? Must be working what 20 hours a week
get more shifts
>>28877937
So stating facts makes you a fedora wearing autist? Wow either you actually think sucking paki dick is cool and edgey or you are a genuine cuck faggot. By the way can you prove one of my points wrong? In fact fuck all you brit fags you invited them and you'll vote stay so enjoy getting bombed and raped you nation of cucks.
t. South africa
>>28879431
But I had to pay over 100 bong to get my laptop fixed and then 40 bong to get me mum's laptop fixed so it fucked my shit up senpai. Then I also had to get two of my watches fixed because they both had broken so I had no watch to wear and that was another 40 quid.
Bad times desu mate.
>>28879435
I earn more than 500 a month but I put 1k in savings and then just have 500 as spending money each month. I pretend my savings don't exist though so if I run out of money before pay day I just have to wait.
Fuck me lads these are good
Buy own toppings, anchovies my favourite and about 50p a tin.Dont even have takeaway pizzas anymore
>>28879457
so stagger them
do a couple a month
completely retarded to waste money on getting watches repaired too, if you're wearing them for fashion it doesn't matter if they work or not, and you don't use watches to tell the time thse days
>>28879438
>t. South africa
You're cucked by niggers m8 You'll NEVER have a white leader ever again, no matter how fucking corrupt and shit the ANC is
>>28879485
can confirm
aaa comment not original
>>28879483
>>28879483
So youre disciplined enough to put TWO THIRDS of your earnings into savings but not disciplined enough to have a 500 monthly budget
sorry mate this is a non issue. If it is that big a problem just take some money from your savings, make it the exception not the rule
>>28879486
>so stagger them
Nah m8 I basically live on my laptop so couldn't wait around and I had to get my mum's fixed because it was me who broke it in the first place so I felt bad.
>completely retarded to waste money on getting watches repaired too, if you're wearing them for fashion it doesn't matter if they work or not, and you don't use watches to tell the time thse days
But the strap/chain was broken on them as well so I couldn't wear them at all and I do use watches to see the time when I don't have my phone to hand.
>>28879483
>1k/month in savings
>500 in hand
you've got that backwards
what on earth are you saving for?
>>28879545
basically
>I want to complain about it but don't want to take any steps to change it
brilliant
>>28879530
>not disciplined enough to have a 500 monthly budget
I normally am fine with it mate, like I said these unexpected expenses have stitched me up. Just means I am going to have be proper thrifty for a couple of weeks.
>If it is that big a problem just take some money from your savings, make it the exception not the rule
Nah mate, that money is not a safety blanket for me overspending. It is my future NEET money. Gotta keep chasing the NEET dream senpai.
>>28879571
How can I change anything? The money is already gone mate.
>>28879554
>what on earth are you saving for?
I just enjoy having money. The plan is eventually I'll have enough money to just got NEETing for however long I like when I get tired of work.
>>28879590
I won't ask but one of the main reasons for having savings is to account for 'unexpected expenses'. Family emergencies, car fuck ups, housing problems
It's all irrelevant anyway as you can live comfortably on 200 in 20 days anyway.
>>28879461
Faggot cuck who cant form an argument to defend his cuck ways detected. Kek.
Dips fedora
>>28879497
a 5% minority controlled 40 million blacks for generations with an iron fist only to be sanctioned to death by brit fags and other euro cunts. We fought a war over this shit. Yet you guys voluntarily let the shitskins in to replace you in your own country. You fucking invite them and give them free everything. Kek. So whose the cuck? Fucking brit cucks the world is lauging at you.
>>28879485
3 for a fiver. Sweet chili chicken one is nang too. Double pepperoni, third choice. Muad ting.
PAKIS OUT
POLISH QT'S IN
>if I can't get a polish gf then I will become one
>>28879676
>Faggot cuck who cant form an argument to defend his cuck ways detected..
>Dips fedora
>>28879811
I know m8 well worth it
and my mates think they get a good deal paying 5 quid for one dominoes pizza
dominoes is the biggest rip off on the planet but it seems to have a grip on most uni campuses. Never understood it. Even the cheapest ones with all the deals is about the same as stocking up your freezer with GOAT tescos pizzas
>>28879820
>POLISH QT'S IN
>everyone stopped replying to le fedora man so now he is arguing with himself in an effort to keep his character going
>>28879896
Polish people round here don't commit any crime, they're law-abiding and normal
compared to Syrian & mudshit refugees they're nothing, they'll help in the coming civil war
>>28879889
Right, that's not really an appropriate thing to be posting here, is it?
>>28879764
92% white here. lad. Most of those shitstains are in London and Birmingham as well which no self-respecting person would ever want to live in
More than can be said for you cucks with your 8% white lol
>>28875121
>I haven't slept in two days, I've bathed in nothing but sweat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3vjUVbgwE
Fancy wanking off to some upskirt stuff today. Anyone have any recommendations?
>spent 45 minutes filling out online job application
>after finishing got an immediate message telling me I'd been unsuccessful
What a complete fucking waste of time, fuck you Tesco
64 mile tail back on the M5 going to Cornwall/Devon
kek normies
>>28880190
Your fault for being so fucking pathetic that they just filtered you out straight away.
>>28880220
It's completely arbitrary though, all the answers I gave were completely reasonable.
>>28880170
Hatsune Miku's striped underpants
>>28879896
Poles > blacks > chinks > dog poo > norms > pakis
>>28880190
The questionnaire is to vet retards. Don't answer what you would actually do you cuck.
>>28880190
Don't worry mate. I worked at Tesco for a month once it was shit. Better off being NEET desu.
>>28880268
I didn't, I answered what I thought they'd want me to do
>>28879764
https://youtu.be/aeDk6ZeGNnU
>>28880205
kek everytime
Normies, when will they learn?
>>28880276
Yeah, not going to bother applying for any more jobs for the time being. Not even on bennies so I don't really care, just wanted some extra money
why is it that if i breath on my hand quickly, it is cold, but if I breath slowly it is warm?
what is the reason for this>?
>>28880323
time to get a hobby Anon
I'm a fat cunt who loves pizza
>>28880323
I just tried it, mine is always warm.
>>28880367
>tfw not rich enough to buy domino's every day
it's so good, apparently people in the US hate it though
>>28880363
You mean like stamp collecting?
>>28880380
Are you serious mate? Pizza GoGo lays the smack down on Domino's.
>>28880370
Blow really quickly,through a small hole, like you were whistling.
surely that is cooler than if you blow really slowly with a fully open mouth?
>>28877753
I am not against immigration as a concept, it can be beneficial for many different reasons, and of course asylum should be granted to those who need it, however the massive virtually unchecked immigration that is occurring at the moment throughout a lot of europe has many disadvantages:
- successful immigration involves successful integration into the country that is accepting these people, however the massive numbers of immigrants inevitably leads to ghettos forming which leads to alienation of both migrants and natives, which in turn leads to conflict on both sides
- language skills are not checked for families coming over to the uk, this means you might have a father who speaks english, but his wife, parents and (as is the case with a lot of non-westerners) a generally high number of kids (3+) who do not speak english or speak it very little and likely won't be taking classes
- immigrants universally commit a disproportionately high amount of crime
- there is essentially no cultural 'training' for immigrants i.e. they don't understand how to behave in the uk
- massive influxes of people leads to massive strains on infrastructure/economics/services/land/resources etc. this is more pronounced in the uk as we're a relatively small nation
- there are many reports which state that very clearly not all people immigrating to the uk/europe are simply fleeing conflict as the media continually spouts; if they were would they not simply move to the nearest non-conflict country? there are many peaceful afircan/middle-eastern nations that are closer and open to these immigrants, however western europe seems to be the go-to place and it not our [western europe's] responsibility to bear the vast majority of these immigrants, especially given the above reasons
>>28880367
> tfw live across the road from a dominos
> only been twice in two years
Not that it's not good, but I'd rather go with a kebab.
>>28880323
Because when you breath slowly you're breath doesn't displace the air particles towards your hand.
if you breath quickly close to your hand it will still be warm because there's not enough air particles for it to displace to feel cold.
>>28880397
>Pizza GoGo
more like Pizza WhoWho
>>28876729
Is no one thinking that his friends are secretly gay and they sucked each other off or something?
>>28880395
or reading a book.
>>28880407
Oh yea. I guess that is the same reason why wind is cold. Like it blows the heat away or something.
>>28880395
Like memes
I'm the architect of 2 well used memes here, and a couple more rarer memes that aren't as frequently posted
Working on a hot new spicy meme right now, and it's already received some engagement, so I'm optimistic
>>28880426
Either way, he can't keep going on like this.
SHUT UP LYNN
>>28880415
good explanation mate.
i'm still confused as to why air particles moving quickly towards my hand feels cooler than normal though, surely they should be at room temperature regardless?
Have you ever crafted a meme?
>>28880466
not really something to be proud of
'memes' aren't funny, normie fag shit, actual comedy is better
>>28880498
>actual comedy is better
oh my god the Daily Mail
Nigel Farage and Ukip, m i rite guise?
DONALD
TRUMP
LMFAO
>>28880457
Yes anon it is at room temperature, but because of homeostasis in the human body, the chances are you're warmer than room temperature so it still feels cold.
That's also why you're breath feels warm because you're warmer inside than outside.
If you lived in a really humid and warm place chances are even if you blew on your hand you'd still feel warm.
>>28880466
I've done a bunch ITT. I can't remember all of them now. My favourite one I created the 'doesn't know how to use shampoo' guy. That was funny and loads of people thought it was genuine even months after the fact.
I'm also almost certain I coined the term 'wagie' as I would post in the 'Good morning wagecucks' threads every day trolling wagies, but I felt wagecuck and wageslave were too long to write repeatedly, so I started using wagie having never seen it used before and now it is widely used on r9k.
I had a bunch of britfeel specific ones bu I have been drinking heavily the last month or so so I can't remember what other stuff I came up with in the past.
>>28880521
yeah not quite like that shitter, you're still thinking memes
stop trying so hard
think MDE
>>28880457
not him but when you blow air on your hand a lot of particles come into contact with it, absorb heat, and then get displaced by 'new' particles that can also absorb heat in turn
you are constantly losing heat to your surroundings at room temperature, only when you have a lot of air particles hitting and moving away i.e. taking heat out of your hand, it's happening at a faster rate so it feels cooler than normal
>>28880547
It was 'doesn't know how to use shower gel' even. Not shampoo. Where he thought you had to leave shower gel on your body all day to get it to work.
>>28880521
He's right, memes aren't funny
>>28880586
Neither is "comedy"
>>28880543
Can you explain why how come, sometimes when you have a shit in the winter, steam comes off of it?
dad fucked up the butter with his crumbs again.
>>28880595
so what is funny to you
>>28880599
>>28880457
>>28880323
>>28880370
>>28880430
>>28880407
>this entire conversation
>>28880658
Women getting physically assaulted is pretty funny
the only thing ive thought about for the past 2 hours is fast food. not sure whether to get dominos or morleys
>>28880256
>tfw you will never taste it
REEEEE WHY LIVE TEEBEEDESU
>>28880658
Nothing is funny. The idea of humour is frivolous. It is a weakness.
Should I buy overwatch lads?
Also is Louis dead?
>>28880658
Wont lie, idubbz is actually enjoyable
>>28880735
Buy a generic, ambition-less, free-to-play tier game with no skill ceiling and a "I win" button?
Nah
>>28880729
>Nothing is funny. The idea of humour is frivolous. It is a weakness.
take it easy buddy
>>28880751
Hard to argue with all the first points, but what do you mean an I win button, I thought they're wasn't any power creep.
>middle class wankers looking at houses they'll never buy in the country
Reee
Want to play vidya but also want to watch football and PERHAPS but some BETS on. If I play N64 I can watch football on the laptop and have games on TV so I will do that.
Not a brit, but i thought i'd drop by to ask about Louie. Does he post here?
>>28880790
Ultimate abilities are "press to win"
Most stupid design decision in the game. Takes literally no skill
>>28880776
I bet you think that is 'funny' as well. We'll see what is so 'funny' when I am victorious from a life of discipline while you are wasting your time searching out 'memes' and 'comedy'.
>>28880817
he posted the vocaroo here, he's probably here right now
NIGGRESS OUT
POLISH GIRLS IN
SELL OFF THE COLONIES
STAY IN EU
>>28880595
>"comedy" isn't funny
>"fun" is just a buzz word
>>28880830
>life of discipline while you are wasting your time
you're arguing with a NEET on /r9k/, the pit of this shithole
who are u kidding
pic is u
>>28880817
No mate, he is still doing his Scientology documentary isn't he?
>>28880846
Fun is literally a buzzword though
You have to explain why something is fun, otherwise it's completely pointless
>>28880719
She's a kind of android though, wouldn't she just taste of silicone?
There are people here who don't like dank memes
Fuck off you cancerous shitstains
>spend 2.5 quid on a fucking chorizo
Tastes bretty good, ill admit. Dunno why cured meats are so expensive in this inbred island compared to middle europe though. Do the british not have enough IQ to make their own salami/chorizos etc?
>>28880862
comedy and fun makes people laugh, laughing is enjoyable, therefore it's fun
???
>>28880880
"dank memes"
yeah so cancerous of us
>>28880889
Anne was a mistake though anon
>>28880858
Burritos don't belong in this image. Nu-males eat wraps, not burritos.
>>28880889
You're such a cuck, holy shit
>>28880887
you hoping they'll cure heart disease before it catches up with you?
>>28880870
So she can't even fart on your tongue?
What's the point
>>28880889
I don't get that Miyazaki actually does think anime was a mistake, he literally hates what it's become, and the westerners that like it. He thinks it's all the same shit in a different skin over and over again.
>haven't showered in two weeks
AMA
>>28880921
and that's not a buzzword?
>>28880938
>He thinks it's all the same shit in a different skin over and over again.
Just like capeshit
>>28880889
Laughter is only enjoyable because of the social construction you have associate with it.
>>28880568
That makes sense laddo, cheers.
>>28880966
then why do babies laugh before seeing others laugh?
>>28880961
Yeah pretty much, capeshit is the wests answer to anime shit. And the west has Hollywood.
>>28880979
They don't. It's wind
>>28880922
kek I was in a car crash when I was like 7 and they had to replace my heart with a synthetic one so it literally doesn't effect me.
>>28880841
total cancer biscuit kek
can't wait until he can't put on that stupid fucking accent anymore
Rasheeds pulled a fucking fast one
9.50 for my takeaway box of cinnamon cashews
>>28880966
wow..!
awesome..! :)
you must be really big on Nietzsche, and that other philosopher you like
>>28881003
you got shafted m8
>>28881003
Always see these cunts when I'm in Londonistan
they tempt me in, but I can never eat a whole box without feeling sick
>>28880979
They don't? Babies come out crying then they see other people laughing and smiling so they copy this behaviour from a very young age.
Basic psychology. Maybe if you spent less time seeking out 'comedy' and more time, I don't know, reading a book? Expanding your mind? Then you would know these things.
>>28880999
Fake accents/voices piss me the fuck off. Refuse to watch any video/stream where it's obvious
He's from the North East. No one fucking speaks like that there
>>28881003
atrocious mate, absolute scam
don't feel sorry for you because you're wearing Roches though
>>28881029
>babies only laugh because they copy people
actually ahem i am a certified armchair psychologist as well and i can confirm that babies are born with the knowledge of love and laughter and also you are dumb
>>28881065
Yea, just like dogs and lions have human protective emotions as well
>>28881003
wow lad, 9.50 your having a laff.
>>28881041
>stupid fake hammed up twee brit accent
>calls himself "The Cynical Brit", have never seen him be cynical about anything ever
>Probably doesn't know what the word cynical even means just used it to try and sound smart
>Thinks he's hot shit with his chad and stacey Law Degree
>Literally has a "wife's son"
human garbage
>>28881065
I am not an armchair psychologist it is one of my many studies of interest. And calling me 'dumb' might work in one of your comedy get together, but not in serious, intellectual discourse I am afraid.
>>28881003
why'd you buy it then
>>28881003
You went to a takeaway for cashews?
>>28881091
*tips trillby*
Indeed, my good gentleman! Comedy is for lower lifeforms, not higher intelligence such as ourselves.
>>28881090
Disabled comments also
You know someone is full of shit when they disable comments and/or ratings
>>28881041
Yeah, I watch a few seconds and he goes "dubble yew tee eff" in this really fast, enunciated style that reminds me of every sperglord at school who thought they were "sophisticated" because they put on a southern accent.
>>28881119
>Disables comments
>Posts comments on other youtubers videos talking shit
for someone who complains about hugboxes he sure loves his hugbox
>>28880935
Actually maybe it's better if she's a robot because you could get your tongue right up in there and it wouldn't be unhygienic in any way, although possible risk of electric shock
>look up book on philosophy
>40 pounds for ebook version
>find free pdf download that i can open in browser within one google search
don't understand who pays that sort of money in this day and age.
how can an ebook possibly be worth that much?
>>28881270
All philosophy is way, way, way past the copyright stage now....
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIEDWILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>28881355
don't understand why that is a meme.
don't really see it as an exceptional chant, and i'd never heard the song beforehand.
memes are hilarious you absolute benders
>>28881270
because some people are willing to pay for it
I was asking my parents and some of their friends about basically this recently, it turns out that the previous generations actually really don't understand how they can get stuff like that for free/extremely cheap
>>28881349
what about contemporary philosophy? people still publish new books on philosophy, just someone is publishing a critique on socrates, doesn't mean the book isn't protected under copyright
>>28881384
>contemporary philosophy
>>28881377
I used to think that but then I took an arrow 2 tha knee! xD
>>28881403
hey I didn't say it's any good, I'm just saying that people still produce it
>>28881414
that's not a meme that's a catch phrase
>>28881180
she can also release flavoured lubricants as well
>>28881414
>either ALL memes or funny or NONE are
so autistic
you can make your cum taste of pineapple if you eat loads of pineapples
>>28881515
Eating loads of pineapples hurts your tongue
>>28881542
This is true I did it once and my tongue hurt.
Why does it hurt your tongue? I read it is some kind of self defense technique for the pineapple I think.
>>28881567
It's a defence mechanism against being gay as it's mostly gays who like to suck dick
>>28881567
it contains enzymes which basically digest you as you eat it, obviously it doesn't do all that much, but you still get epithelial damage, some people bleed from pineapple
>>28881487
send a funny 'meme' or two then
>>28881584
Can pineapples be gay?
>>28881593
That's good to know thanks mate. If a bug goes in a pineapple then ,would the pineapple eat the bug?
>>28880818
Literally all the ultimate abilities take skill to use, and all of them are incredibly easy to counter.
>>28881649
it's meant to be a defense mechanism to defend the pineapple from being eaten so probably the bug would get out of there before it was entirely digested, but if it stayed there for long enough I don't see why not
>>28881594
jojo and initial d memes are great at the moment
>>28881725
Pineapples are cool.
>Poleaboos sister running up the stairs
>"Run, fatboy, run!"
>Poleaboos sister ignores the taunt and continues up to the next floor
>Her bar strap rolls down her arm and she looks at it
>Make another joke about her arms being fat
>She snaps
>"I know I'm not fat, you bastard, but you ARE getting overweight"
Cruel
>>28881863
Too many curries you fuckin indian
>>28881863
why do pakis love using "bastard", like i hear them use it all the time in conjunction with "fucking" to make "you fucking bastard" and they always pronounce it "Bawstad" like kek what the fuck indians
>>28881956
I don't know anyone who speaks like that m8
Guess it's used for the same reason everyone else uses it for
>>28881863
Fatty paki hahahahah
even your sister knows you're fat
>>28881956
Haha yeah ikr, my ma does a good impression of it
To the normies of /britfeel/, do your girlfriends know you post on 4chan? What do they think to it?
>>28881863
What did you expect to happen?
that she'd think she was fat and not notice her bra was stretched out, because someone else had been wearing it?
>>28881863
Your sister is solidly on fire every time.
No wonder you are the way you are, you get roasted full-time like a rotisserie chicken.
>mfw was drunk last night and some manlet and his gay friend started me
>Tried to calm the situation,. turned away help from some chavs I know in favour of a peaceful solution
>mfw the manlet headbutted me unexpectedly.
>mfw 6'3 and had a head on him at LEAST and had a few litres of beer in me and didn't move an inch.
I saw the manlets plan of a sneaky headbutt collapse before him and the fear in his eyes as the little shit tried to quickly sulk away into a bar. I bet he thought he was going to knock me the fuck out. Barely registered. Did draw blood though but the little weak shit had a bruise to the ego after that one.
Couldn't find them later on. Should I have just fucked their shit up straight away? Some people just start for no reason. I could have folded the two of them.
>>28881956
U INSULTING MY WAY OF SPEAKING SON OF BASTARD BITCH RACIST BASTARD ??????
>>28882291
>guy nuts you
>leaves you dazed long enough for him to walk away
>you come to bloody and confused
>you think you won
>>28882340
I wasn't dazed, I followed them asking why they did what they did and they tried to get into a bar. The gay one got upset at being called out then started shouting at me. A few guys came between us to break it up and I looked and they were then gone very quickly.
They kept walking away from me. I had a light gash on my forehead.
>>28882366
Wow anon, you're so manly and impressive
Going on a pubcrawl tonight. I don't like the taste of beer much, prefer spirits like tequila or whisky with and without a mixer.
What's the best drinks I can buy for alcoholic unit:price ratio?
>>28882366
>I had a light gash on my forehead.
Sounds like you have one between your legs too.
>>28882366
>gash on your forehead
yeah you sound like a cunt too
>>28882397
Lager
>>28882397
blue wkd
ocococ
>>28882397
It depends on where you are greatly, pubs have all sorts of offers and prices.
>>28882291
My mate beat 3 people up for starting on him in town and he went to jail so depends how much it is worth to you to beat up bullies.
>>28882389
>>28882400
>>28882409
Which one of you manlets was it, then? Nice blazer by the way, fag. Kek
how do you fucking do it lads
>twitch whores earning more than you ever will
>PrincessLexi, some chaturbate girl, earned at least 50,000 yesterday for some cammiversary event she did for 12 hours
>see this KittyPlaysGames cunt living in a lavish fucking mansion just for her efforts as a "gamer grill" on twitch
whats the fucking point lads, society is fucked
>you will never be given large amounts of money from an oil baron
remember when oxygen bars were a thing
good times
>>28882448
>got so rumbled by a manlet he is now fictiously carrying on the argument with strangers on a Welsh Sheep Grazing Information Webpage
>>28882468
>oxygen bars
Shrewsbury?
>>28882444
Wasn't looking to beat anyone up, was pretty drunk too but these guys were two weird fucks. i have no idea how it started because the gay one suddenly got annoyed but I definitely did not insult him.
I shoved the gay one because he was getting too close and bitchy that was it.
It's confusing...I just wanted to buy nick nacks from the shop then go home and end my night.
>>28882490
You seem very content with defending the manlet/yourself.
Out for a beer now anyway... see you soon?
>>28882464
might just become a trap or get into real weird fetish shit
not very pretty though
>>28882417
>blue wkd
This, alternatively cider and black current. The latter looks more like a "mans" drink but still gets you pissed in a pint glass.
>>28882448
>get beaten up by a short gay guy
>can't live it down
smdh
>>28882513
No oxygen that was flavoured with different things
>hanging out with my friend
>decide to go into town
>go into a pub for a pint
>decide to go to another bar
>walking down the street
>brush shoulders with some guy
>he goes full autismo rage mode
>tries to start a fight with us
>uwotm8.jpg
>headbutt him in the face
>turn and start walking away while he is stood there in shock
>After we get halfway down the street he decides to pipe up and start following us again
>starts shouting that my mate is gay
>turn around incase he tries to attack us
>some strangers see he is in drunk autism mode so hold him back
>go into next bar
>pull a 6/10 slag
How was everyone elses Friday evening?
>>28882545
Oh gotcha, here there was literally a club called oxygen.
Just listening to some /scooter/ lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_uLt2YdgMM
God I miss the 00's.
>>28882448
>get beat down by a gay manlet
>take it out on anons
anyone here lift? not interested in normies who lift either
no gyms near me other than one cardiobunny shithole, got a squat rack, bench and all the good stuff outside
>>28882291
Don't say anything, just ignore them. If they swing first, then they were asking for it, ready to fight. If they leave, then so be it.
>>28882614
>there is 00s kids now
>>28882654
Early 1990's kid here, but I do like a lot of club music from that time period.
>>28882684
You need to have been born in the 80s to be a 90s kid, so don't start that shit
>>28882717
x6 - x5 for x0s kids
>>28882584
Thanks for asking normie.
Stayed inside, movie night, went to bed alone once again.
>>28877477
>no jedi option
NORMIE RELIGIONS GET OFF MY BOARD
>>28882584
>>28882291
hahah oh my god wait these are the same people from the stories in each others stories wtf
has that ever happened before? what are the chances?
you two should make friends now because you are both robots
Is it worth getting an adult scooter? Everyone seems to have them now.
>>28882935
Do you have anywhere to go on it?
>>28882935
you mean a mobility scooter?
>>28882968
I work at Tesco I can ride it in.
>>28882977
No that is for fat people. I meant an adult micro scooter, you know the ones everyone has now? Like the ones where you kick your leg then go 'WEEEEEE' and roll down the street.
>>28882998
yeah why not lad sounds fun
>>28883048
Will you get one as well?
Might play some Sunless Sea this evening lads after Hull vs Weds while I wait for CL final.
>Done some cleaning
>Changed the bed sheets
>Read more of my book
Feel pretty good tbqh. Today has been pretty productive.
This ITV gameshow is fucking shit lads
2 black faggots trying to be the nigger Ant and Dec
>want to migrate to here
>it's so slow
>>28883260
I'm watching highlights of the F1 qualifying.....on channel 4
>>28883294
riccardo gets pole
>>28883263
It is fine mate come in and start posting and it will speed things up. We used to be faster but a lot of posters have fucked off, so we're just rebuilding at the moment.
>>28883345
NOOOOOO YOU BITCH
It's the only half decent thing on. Still pretty pissed they moved highlights to C4.
>>28880205
Grrr. I live in Devon and can't stand it when the fucking grockles turn up en masse and start shitting up the place.
>>28883379
>leave for 10 minutes
>only 5 posts
don't think I could cope mate
>>28883504
Rather have 4 half decent posts than 10 pictures of that fucking tranny
who /overwatch/ here lads?
>>28883554
fuck off fag oregano
>>28883586
?
You don't like video games lad.
>>28883554
Not louis, his dad won't buy it for him
>>28883609
Only good video games worth the price
Not overhyped marketing bait
>>28883618
His mum will be an enabling faggot and buy it for him, then dad will smash his laptop and Louis will probably self-harm.
A sad story but the most likely one.
>>28883609
im tired of reading about fucking overwatch
literal the flavour of the month game after undermeme
>>28883549
Good point, /brit/ is absoultly shocking atm.
bought a ps4 with ratchet and clank from argos for 300 quid
did i do a good thing lads?
>>28883666
As a PS fanboy and PS4 owner since ~launch, no. You fucked up.
There's literally nothing on the PS4. I play GTAV, Rocket League and that's about it.
>>28883638
What don't you like about it?
its only 30 GBP on pc that doesn't seem that steep.
Every triple A game is over hyped, we live in the age of hype culture.
>>28883652
Undertale wasn't a bad game a bad game though, yeah people wouldn't shut up about it, but for 10 quid it was a nice tongue in cheek rpg.
if you're talking specifically about /v/ they're always like this during a big release its just how the wheel turns mate.
>>28883692
I can't take it back now they only give store credit
>>28883549
haven't been in /brit/ for a while, are people posting pics of trannies?
>>28883654
/brit/ is much too quick, how the fuck do you talk about anything. Just looks like meme spamming to me
>>28883733
you faggots will eat up anything they throw at you
>>28883806
Elaborate mate, posting sad frog pictures while spouting stuff without any context makes you look silly.
>>28883733
30 GBP for a game that is literal free to play tier quality
>>28883741
Don't take my opinion as gospel mate, you might get a kick out of it.
But I'm looking to ditch it for an Xbone or something. I use my PC as my main gaming tech, so you might get on alright with a PS4.
There's also Uncharted, only played the second, but they're solid entertainment.
>>28882643
Yea I lift at my uni gym. I'm weak as piss though.
A squat rack, bench and some dumbbells are all you need
>>28883846
like i give a fuck
its an anonymous image board
i could be anyone and you wouldnt know, retard
>>28883850
That's a fair criticism, i don't know if I'd call it free to play quality but I'd agree there's a lot of free to play aspects shoe horned into the game.
>>28883927
if that's how you feel why even give me a (you).
>>28883942
because i dont give a fuck
did you miss that point
>>28883967
I don't think you know what you're saying.
>>28883666
You royally fucked up.
Have you opened it? If you haven't, Argos are pretty lenient with returns. You could just say it was an unwanted gift, and you want the money back.
>>28883666
Is it region free? Are you a weeb? Can you speak the old Nihongo?
Might be worth it
Paying 300 quid for a Ratcher and Clank (despite how fucking amazing Ratchet and Clank is) is a bit of a silly move
>>28884012
im saying that im going to keep replying because i couldnt care less
im here to waste time
its trivial
>>28883741
>>28883866
Dark Souls 3
Fallout 4
End of year Battlefield One
Only games you'll need
>>28883783
I dunno man, someone's been here for a few months saying how much he likes crossdressing and posting selfie of himself in a skirt
Like maybe he's doing it for a laugh and it's just shit posting but you'd have to be on the fucking spectrum to constantly buy and wear girls clothes just to troll people on a Malaysian passport renewal forum
>>28884043
> Are you a weeb?
That reminds me, Persona 5 is coming out for it too. I'm not a massive weeb, but I loved P4G.
>>28884062
You should buy overwatch if you want to waste time.
What is destruction of daisy lads?
>>28884291
i think thats some cp vid where this guy rapes a kid
why are you asking
>>28884291
It's the title of Don Monty's new gardening themed mixtape
>>28878527
His name is Amer Hussein
Who was it saying he would have a proper paki name?
>>28884325
Someone told me to search it earlier today.
>>28884362
yeah
dont do that if you dont wanna be put on a watchlist
>>28884337
>Amer
Not really a paki name
>>28884380
to late, i couldnt find anything anyway
Figured it was just some gore video
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
Good movie night yesterday, cheers to all the lads who turned up. The new poll is now open, cast your votes before midnight Tuesday.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10327500
>>28884401
could you imagine if you could just straight up google shit like destruction of daisy and get an instant result
weird when you think about it
>>28884397
Yes it is, it's a variation of Amir
>>28884445
Many people seem to have been lost since it started.
Do you miss them?
>>28884469
Probably could if you tried hard enough.
>>28884397
Its not british
>>28884445
Keep posting Face Off, it'll win eventually
fag
>>28881649
look into how figs are pollinated by wasps
>>28884445
Not a single decent film again.
>>28884488
Amer/Amir are very different though
>>28884553
Shut up pakipoo
oce
>>28884553
One letter isn't a big difference
>>28881863
you need to post pics of your sister desu
>>28884401
There is a documentary on Youtube about it where they interview the pedo bloke who made it because he is in jail in Philippines now. They also dig the girls bones up from under his kitchen floor in his Philippines house.
of for a quick roll up lads
>>28884611
I was just wondering what it was, dont really want to know about it anymore.
>>28884592
Amer (river), a river in the Dutch province of Noord-Brabant.
Amer, Girona, a municipality in the province of Girona in Catalonia, Spain
Amer International Group, Chinese company
Bree Amer, Australian television personality
Nicholas Amer, British actor
evening lads
finished my third year of uni, got 2 weeks left in my student house, trying to find a job, nothing is going well
but my seinfeld marathon is going alright
>>28884653
I don't think Poleaboo is named after a Dutch river, m8
>>28884469
>Age 9
>Discover porn
>Don't really know what it is but think it's pretty funny
>Wonder if there's any involving people my age
>Literally Google "Child Porn video"
It's a wonder my dad didn't get sent down
>>28884673
haha
#normie things
>>28884611
Link?
OCOCOCOCOCO
oh see
Anyone else watching the game?
>>28884704
>Age 20something
>Steal anecdotes from elsewhere on the internet
>Repost them in the hope of (you)'s
>>28876886
Be more specific. Also add skin color
>>28884744
Poleaboo is
Atletico deserve to win but I would like Zidane to have some more glory
Who else here /freckles/
They get darker in summer while the rest of my skin burns. Bad feel
>>28884749
What are you on about?
Is that a comedy sketch or something?
>>28884804
I've got freckles on my arms but not my face
>>28884714
you on the dole too lad?
>want to start a bonfire
>neighbours still have their washing hanging outside
>don't want to be inconsiderate
its 8pm though who keeps their washing out this late
>>28884813
Heard the same story countless times before mate
>>28878739
it amuses me that in order to not sound like a racist, Nigel has to constantly say he wants MORE pakis
EU lads
in/out
>>28884827
Fucking do it, you faggot. Praise the sun!
>First exam in 9 days
>haven't revised for it
>have been watching startrek all day
>>28884862
OUT
I'm going to see Paul Nuttall tomorrow, he's speaking at my local town hall.
>>28884817
Same. Though it only looks qt on grills and traps when they're on the face
>>28884873
Haha hahaha nerd!
Any one bought overwatch here lads? it any good?
>>28884862
I'm ready for Brexit
>>28884873
which series lad
>>28884445
Face/Off is perfect for movie night.
>>28884611
>>28884517
>>28884469
>>28884362
I looked this up a while ago. It's a snuff film made by an Australian guy named Peter Scully.
It's talked about on the deep web a lot but apparently it no longer exists on there.
The only people who have definitely seen it are the detectives who worked on the case and the people who payed to see it when it was live streamed.
Daisy was an 18 month old baby at the time of the video, they tortured her but she's still alive, supposedly unable to bear children.
They also tortured and killed another girl named Cindy and made her dig her own grave.
Horrific stuff, but it's fascinating how depraved humans can be
>>28884909
I wouldn't know. My dad won't buy it for me
>>28884937
get a part time job lad, I don't know how old you are but common, if you aren't getting bennies you should get a job.
>>28884937
LOUIS GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO GET A JOB
>>28884968
But I just want to sit in my room on my laptop. I don't want to leave my room
>>28884827
Just knock on their door and ask if they can take it down.
Why do you want to have a bonfire anyway?
>>28885007
Maybe you don't need another reason to stay inside, get a psychiatrist to help you find out why you feel uncomfortable outside.
>>28884995
[Start's crying and sniffling]
>>28884909
mines just been dispatched, gonna play itwearing panties, leggings and a plug pretending I'm D.Va
>>28885027
I'm not a basket case. Mum said to leave me alone
>>28885009
My mums ex boyfriend cut down a bunch of bushes and an entire tree aside from the main trunk in our garden and just left it in a huge pile so I'm burning it all away
I'm not going to ask them because their need for dry clothes is more important than my need to burn wood.
AlCohOl am I right, Britain?
Why the fuck is there no operation that counts how many unique items are in a list in python?
All I fucking want is something like
list=[a,a,a,b,b,b,c,c,c]
n=countunique.list # n=3
all I fucking want
>>28885052
What?
Never called you a basket case mate, and whats yeer mum got to do with anything. talk to your dad or someone you trust lad.
you sound confused.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CREATURE ON CHELSEA FLOWER SHOW
Seriously... fucking BBC
>>28884751
I didnt make it lad, just posted it
>>28885081
You are not trying very hard anon.
Unless maybe you are using an older version of python, but I don't think it's a particularly new feature.
dont know what to do
SOOOO BOREDD
>>28885199
Er no you absolute spanner, read my post.
For that list, it would return 3, since you have a, b and cuck.
>>28885230
Me too
Fancy a bum?
>>28884920
TNG, first run through. But i've watched loads of random ones on Syfy
>>28884995
>>28885031
The way louid' dad was mimicing abd patronising his wife was fucking infuriating
MAKE A NEW THREAD YOU BASKET CASE
BAAASKET CAAAAAAAAASE
MY VOICE SOUNDS AUTISTIC WHY??
Seriously hoped it would get better as I got older but nope got worse.
>>28885239
Shit, I misread
Can't you just make a set of your list and measure the length of the set?
>>28885324
That'll do, cheers.
>>28885272
His step-dad is a cunt.
>>28885584
>literally on google images
>>28885624
>who ever suggested it came from anywhere else?
>>28884933
Seems to be a lot of yes and no as to if Daisy is alive or not.
I'm sure it exists somewhere. Somewhere in the deepest corners of the darkweb, maybe even freenet now.
>>28884873
How many other exams you got lad?
If you get 28888888 in a /britfeel/ thread with your steamid in the post I will gift you a game up to the value of 30 bongs.
>>28885917
>If you get 28888888 in a /britfeel/ thread with your steamid in the post I will gift you a game up to the value of 30 bongs.
Implying anyone cares enough for 30 "bongs"
what's the best way of discreetly getting rid of sex toys lads? went a bit mad and drunkenly bought a buttplug, i live with my parents so i cant just throw it in the bin
>>28885987
I care desu
>>28885994
Just throw it in your neighbours wheelie bin.
>>28885994
Why can't you wrap it in something and put it in the bin?
You could always just keep
>>28885987
you try typing the pound symbol you cheeky cunt
>>28885994
Put it in a backpack and walk to a public bin.
Make sure theres no one around and job done.
>>28885994
How did you manage to order and receive it without being detected?
Keep it, you might enjoy it after you get used to it.
>>28886036
kek they're really old, this is probably the funniest option
>>28886062
scared to do that in case my parents still see it, also not really into putting things in my arse it turns out
>>28886075
this is probably the best option, just gotta work up the nerve to do it
>>28886170
lovehoney have completely plain packaging
TRYING TO MAKE A THREAD BUT CANT
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>28885994
Melt it in the oven at night and bury the remains in the garden.
>>28885994
wrap in tin foil then stick in an empty can of beans or w/e
>>28885994
Wait for the milk man to come in the morning then when he has left his vehicle sneak over and place the buttplug into one of the milk floats.
>>28886232
start the fire desu
