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I haven't slept in over 72 hours edition
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Cheers for the thread lad. Was worried I'd need to get out of bed and turn on my computer to make it
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morning /britfeel/
oregano
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Second

also, checkem
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wagecucking today then off tomorrow haha bring on sunday r-right guys?
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>had a dream
>girl in it has dementia
>during her lucid moments she writes me notes about how she always loved me, and she knows she has dementia and writes these to remind herself

Too early for these feels
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>>28875121
Go to bed then you weapon
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Anyone else looking forward to the CL final later?

Got a shit load of stuff to do before myself. Motivation, don't fail me now.
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>>28875637
Cocaine is one hell of a drug my friend
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>"How are those GCSE's going Anon?"
F-Fine
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Mornin lads
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Had a dream that I was during an assaination job with my family and thrn we got caught and mutilated. Then I was a reatrded spider thing and I was ina pit wiyh others like me and I had to eat them to uprgrade.

What does this mean?
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Feel so fed up today.

>>28875696
Put a 50p bet on Real to win in Extra time. Too poor and not much of a gambler to bet any more.
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>>28875696
Yes, might go pub. Or might watch at home in my jammies.
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>>28875830
>GCSEs
underrage get out
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>>28875121
Getting some braces today.
Finally got to sort out these disgusting gaps
Fucking cost a shit ton
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>>28876055
>What does this mean?

You might have some pent up cock sucking desires that you badly want to try on your father.
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>>28876153
How old are you lad?

Better not be underage
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2 days until Love Island is back on TV, lads!

Even ITV2 is hyping this up. They have an overlay announcing it over their ITV2 shows, so you know it's gonna be good.
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>>28876165
19 mate
Don't know if that is underage or not
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Fuck sake lads, just lost my only friend. My only best mate, and he's gone and fucking stabbed me right in the back, just as I was there.
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>>28876286
Yeah it is. Get out and come back when you're 21
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>>28876238
>owning a television
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>>28876462
No, make that 25
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>>28876423
fucking shit mate, what happened?
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>>28876468
True true. Thanks for that, pal.
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>>28876469
apoligies in advanced for the bad typing, i'm a bit hungover. so expect to see some slop

but anyway, what happened was

>sitting in my mates car, he brought a plus one
>we were chatting away
>i went out for a piss
>came back and my mate told me to 'go walk up the road for a bit'
>i said 'why, i've got no reason to'
>he replied with 'because i want you to'
>i said fair enough, went along with it. i know damn well what he's gonna do
>they asked me to come back, laughing their arses off, like nothing happened
>anyway, later on that night i was dropping off the plus one
>he said that my mate was a dick
>suddenly rephrased it so he didn't get caught out
>said his stomach felt like a bag of dicks

didn't really wanna ask him why i got sent to the bottom of the road because that always makes matters worse
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>>28876729
sounds like an arsehole, hope you can replace him with someone decent
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>>28876729
I don't understand, what did they do?

Or were they just taking the piss out of you?
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>>28876785
probably were chatting shit about him, desu I wouldn't have bothered walking anywhere and told them they can walk up the road I can't be asked to walk anywhere without a reason I would just argue it out
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>leaving cert in 11 days
>haven't studied
>didn't apply for college
>didn't apply for apprenticeships
is 19 too old to repeat?
i wanna stay young
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That dude updated his blog
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>>28876886
>List of male attractiveness
>No mention of money or status, the real deciders
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>Went to Uni
>Staying in small place in London
>Needed at extra 1000 to pay rent
>Mum helped out and paid it
>Said I'd pay her back with Student Finance
>She's happy with this

That was last year. Now I'm moving back to the family home since I don't need to be in Uni much next year.

>Mum phones
>Asks about the 1000
>Say I'll be paying her back when SF comes in
>Say that is in September
>She freaks on me
>Says she thought it was coming sooner
>Hangs up on me
>Refuses to talk to me

Did I do something wrong?...besides going to Uni
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>>28876729
Sounds like you're being a bit of a pussy desu
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>>28875121
Amerifat here. I remember when these threads started the OP image was so simple. Is the current OP image accurate?
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>>28876951
probaly am to be frank mate, i'm a bit of a waste of oxygen
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>>28876933
>Parent doesn't have their finances in such a state that they can hand out 1K without worry
>Complains to child they raised when they can't hand back 1K on demand

hmmmmmm
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>>28876933
Yeah you fucked up by not telling her when you'd pay her back. It's a really autistic way of thinking to assume she knows what "student finance" means.
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>>28876933
I'd would rather take a conventional loan then borrow money off my mum to be honest
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>>28877012
She needed to literally fill out a form of her finances in order for me to get Student Finance. She is perfectly aware what student finance is.

>>28876987
I don't know if I should feel guilty or not. She's asked me when she'll get the money back hundreds of times since I've been here and I've always given her the same answer, she just decided to take issue with it today.

>>28877027
She was the one who offered to lend it to me, I didn't ask her
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which one of you was this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
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>>28877061
Pay her back you thieving cunt.
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Poleaboo got a delivery of two cute dresses today (only waiting for one more)
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>>28877068
It was none of us, it's not real.
It's a scenario played out by some people who wanted to get our opinion on the people in the audio.
A social experiment on NEETs.
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>>28876886
Holy crap, if that's an average face than I really am screwed
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>>28876959
it's evolved over time to match current events and such. I would be interested in seeing a slideshow of all the Britfeel images in order to watch how it grows.
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>>28875696
I'M MORE BOTHERED ABOUT WEDNESDAY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY OFFS

EVEN THOUGH THEY'LL LOSE
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>>28877108
Poleaboo quite likes Hull

>Unique kit
>Steve Bruce seems like a nice guy
>Muslim owner
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>>28877088
why does it feel so real then

>you're here in your smelly room, while everyone else your age is gone on with their lives
>you can't be stuck in playing computer games in your pyjamas all day Louis
feels like my life
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>>28877129
>Overwatch reference
It's fake
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>>28876985
Chances are it was just something stupid like the way you where dressed or something.
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http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/two-welsh-schools-evacuated-amid-11393509

>tfw nobody called in a bomb threat on the day of your english exam
>tfw you didn't get an automatic pass
>tfw you failed with everyone else

English was bullshit and probably still is, no wonder someone would want to call a bomb threat
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>>28877126
I WON'T BEGRUDGE HULL PROMOTION IF THEY GET IT AS I QUITE LIKE THEM TOO
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>>28877175
who is going after the welsh?
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>>28877076
You'll never look like her, Minge
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>>28877076
Can't wait to see you in that wig you utter freak.
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>>28877193
Since they have all been declared "hoaxes", I wouldn't be surprised if someone payed their older brother a tenner to call them in.
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>Poleaboo has hit Rank 5 for 8 seasons straight on Hearthstone

Literally the second best player ITT
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>>28877106
considering were nearly 6 months in a slide show for this years images would hardly be worth it due to there only being one or two slight differences between images.
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>>28877252
Britfeel has been around longer than that, I was thinking brtifeel images from all time. There has to be some autist who's saved them all, or at least a collective of autists that could compile their collectons.
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>>28876933
See you on Judge Rinder.

Also >living in Londonstan
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Anyone fancy sharing some vintage op images?
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>>28877247
at least third, jun and azulad are both better.
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Poleaboos cousin has a white gf

>She's morbidly obese (so fat she can't have kids)
>She's dropped out of uni like 4 times so doesn't get student finance anymore so now his cousin has paid for her to sit 3 years on a graphic design course
>He pays for her to go on holiday to Australia/Qatar to see her family
>She won't be converting to Islam

He's a cuck, right?
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>>28876729
when he told you to walk up the road you should have told him to fuck off

why did you comply
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>>28877088
you really think a middle aged man and woman would do this just to see /r9k/s reaction? get a grip
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>>28877259
I regularly upload the folder with them all in but nobody ever saves it. re-uploads it for others.
takes a good hour to upload

I thought about maybe a britfeel 'know your meme' page, that could store a lot of info about people and all the images.
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Just doing a bit of autistic census collection lads:

http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
http://www.strawpoll.me/10331071
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>>28877440
>you really think some university students would do this for a thesis?
>you really think some thinktank would do this for research?
>you really think some NEET would do this for a laugh?

Yes.
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>>28877385
>He's a cuck, right?
are you jealous sissy?
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>>28877479
you're delusional

if you think that a thesis could be written based upon the reaction of some spergs online to an audio clip you're wrong

>some thinktank would do this for research

absolutely howling with laughter at the thought of this. Again, do you think a thinktank would waste their time doing this?

no doubt in my mind it's 100% legit
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>>28877513
>no doubt in my mind it's 100% legit
Explain the Overwatch reference

It's fake m8
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>>28877532
not him but I don't even play vidya, can u explain what this reference is?
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>>28877445
I'll reupload it
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>>28877532
>Kid wants his parents to buy Overwatch
>Parents get mad
>Decide not to buy him Overwatch
what an unlikely turn of events, eh chum
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>>28876466
>boning a smellyvision
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>>28877563
Don't act retarded

They hamfisted the word "Overwatch" in there so people wouldn't think it was an old clip

How would his dad know about that game?

>kid
He isn't a kid
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>>28877563
oh is that it? I thought it was some in game reference that only people who played it would get.
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>>28877563
>tfw your copy of Overwatch has been dispatched
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source on that 3dpg girl in the op pic?
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>>28877586
>How would his dad know about that game?
Louis could have mentioned it? You're really picking at nothing here
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Lads any opinions on over watch? I'm a lad with no mates but is it still a good bit of fun?
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>>28877513
kek sounds like your little game has been exposed
sorry kid
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>>28877631
Did you listen to the clip?

His dad wasn't the type of guy to remember the name of a random video game or feel the need to name it specifically
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>when you have a dream that a pornstar gives you a blowjob
fucking legendary lads
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>>28877652
Seeing as Louis is an extreme autist, it's likely all he's talked about for months, if he ever talks at all.

His parents probably remember every word they hear from him.
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I didn't choose the thug life, it chose me.
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>>28877652
in my opinion as someone with anxirety, in my household it would go

-mention it to mum who I trust
-mum mentions it to dad
-dad goes ''overwatch. wtfs that''?
-he might even remember it, or not and call it underwatch, overtale, pac-man. etc.

im just pointing out its not an impossible situation parents knowing things their son wants
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>>28877652
>His dad wasn't the type

10 minutes of audio, holyshit detective neet you should join the police work with guess work like that. He thought his son had a video game and computer addiction but its impossible his son would of asked his parents for money for another one.
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why do you hate immigrants/refugees?

Are you really so useless that people with no skills or understanding of English are a threat to your job
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Just woke up, had a sausage roll and a really good coffee. Maybe gonna play some Dark Souls 3 later and have a shower. How are you cunts all doing?
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>>28877753
>why do you hate immigrants/refugees?
We don't
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>>28877753
Have nothing against them.

There are many meme racists on here, but the fact is that if they met an immigrant on the street they would be polite and welcoming.
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>>28877753
>no skills
Plenty of immigrants have skills lad.

Some of them even speak half way decent English, you should meet some before making judgements mate.
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>>28877753
I hate their smell, their voice and their appearance
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>>28877774

Cuck shill found
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>>28877803
well I was talking more about the refugees there

I guess that doesn't sound much better but whatever
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>>28877805
>I hate their smell, their voice and their appearanc
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>>28877842
Depends where they are from.

Syria was a pretty developed, modern country before the US and Israel invaded, many of them actually wouldn't struggle that much in European society.
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>>28877843
>I love paki cock
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>TFW your company gave all women an 8.6% raise
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>>28877774
Because they rape our women and do nothing but leech off society. In European countries they commit disproportionately high amounts of crime and treat the locals like shit while walking around like they own the place. Reddit faggot stop your virtue signalling. Go walk in Calais and see if they love you as much as you love them. Cuck.
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>>28877907
If they didn't also do it for men, that is illegal
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>>28877927
all of the men in the company are too afraid to speak out against it
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>>28877907
Maybe they did it to bring it in line with male wages
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>>28877927
>underpaying women is legal
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>>28877842
Sorry lad I haven't got an answer to the refugee crisis, I think even the great merkle herself announced refugees must return home after the war.

Thing is no country wants a large force of people who can't work, I assume skilled people will be kept unskilled people deported back, and they'll be a couple people who want to stay illegally, messy stuff really feel bad for the border guys.
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>>28877950
>>28877944
>>28877939
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-36362998
It's been in the news
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Anyone /IBDiploma/ here?
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>tfw you're a filthy non-white foreigner who will study in a uk uni
better vote ukip to keep me out la's
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>>28877996
just laughing at you wasting shit loads of money on a British university
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>>28877753
>framed picture of penis
why
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>>28877907
Equality works both ways.
I use to be very liberal but shit like this turns me.centre leaning right.
>tfw girl at work barks on about equal rights, then geta pissy when i tell her to carry rhe heavy stuff herself.
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>>28877907
I'd just leave, fuck that.
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>>28877964
That's illegal, yes.
The myth about the pay gap arises because women don't work as hard as men. They work fewer hours and easier jobs.
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>this motherfucking stupid nigress has been blasting this ONE ooga booga song on loop for the past 2 hours
>you can hear it from a few blocks and on the road

Are nigresses fucking stupid and unaware that their presence is an inconvenience to everyone around them? even this new retard ive had the displeasure of being housemates with has really fucking shit hygiene/cleanliness (leaves fucking foil on the oven/toaster, leaves fucking remnants of french fries or whatever on oven, visible tissue on the toilet, too socially retarded to flush a second time).

it's like they're all genetically inclined to be retards. I mean, the males have been alright in my experience.

I'd call the council/police and start shit but im going to live in a nicer place this coming saturday and cbf with the drama as I'd gain nothing.
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>>28878141
They earn less. They aren't paid less

Wish these fucktards would understand the difference
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>>28877385
Make a new blog
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>>28878152
I remember a story about a group of women from some supermarket, I think Tesco, arguing that they were paid less per hour than the men.
The difference? These women were pickers for online shopping, the men were delivery drivers.

It's absurd. The case was a joke of course, but it shows the mentality of these people.
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>>28878150
>unaware that their presence is an inconvenience to everyone around them?
They seemingly take pride in being loud and rowdy like it's a positive thing
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>>28878182
>>28877937
>>28877843
>>28877835
Mingepoo knock it off with this shit
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>>28878182
I don't understand this meme, is it an America thing?
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>>28878126
>liberal but shit like this turns me.centre leaning right.
why
I consider myself to be a liberalist and I strictly oppose affirmative action. Supporting it doesn't represent liberalism in my opinion.
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>>28878150
>they're all genetically inclined to be retards

it's the lack of neanderthal dna
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>>28878208
It's spam. Report it and he'll get banned here like he did on /int/.
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>>28878197

Also this fucking nigress STOMPS around like she was cosplaying a fucking rhinocerus or something.

Like, you always know she's come home because you can fucking feel the stomping, even on her fucking room it's like she fucking stomps and tries to make her presence known, you'd think she was doing jumping jacks with picollo's weighted clothes.

It's no wonder they're the most fucking despised and have the highest demographic of being single (even worse than pajeet males).
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>>28878221
Everybody report this post as spam now
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>>28878262
>highest demographic of being single
ouch

they're almost like... robots
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>>28878262
Let me guess, she's overweight?
Don't need no man?
Wears a tracksuit?
Weave?
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>>28878288

far lower IQ tho, also more lazy and an even higher rate of living off welfare.

Niggresses are pretty much guaranteed to be the demographic with the highest % of mooching taxes, since it's inevitable theyll have demonspawns living off welfare as well.
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>>28878262
>even worse than pajeet males
Looks like there is hope for poleaboo yet
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>watching HIGNFY
>Katherine Ryan a qt

She is quite remarkable lads tbqhwy
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>>28878409
>sleeps with black men
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cool, new doubt on my JSA claim

I left 1 hour early after I finished applying for 5 jobs, sending 5 spec letters and chasing jobs I applied for
went to an advisor and said I'm done, she let me leave early no questions asked

what the fuck is wrong with the world
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>>28878398

Not even that obese paki cunt would stoop low enough to want being with a gorilla.

After being around polish/slav goddesses it's pretty much impossible for anything else to keep close, even 10 shots of oral jelly viagra wouldnt get my dick hard at the most "attractive" nigress that walked the earth.
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>Poleaboo browsing the archives for historical (you)s
>Find out last night /brit/ stitched him up by harassing Rosy with rape threats and pinned the blame on Poleaboo
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>>28878499

When I was on JSA my advisor literally just signed my letter and told me to fuck off. I'm employed now tho and making way more money, thank god.

how can anyone live off of such little, youre literally just stuck on 4chan and bankrupt just eating pizza.
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>>28878409

She's funny, but panel shows tend to make her, and most of their guests, not funny.

>>28878440

Why are racists so insecure? I'd think being the "superior race" would give you kind of a confidence boost, but all that wanking to interracial fetish porn seems to have withered your spirits somewhat.
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>>28878539
It's not being insecurity, it's point out how trashy and undesirable she is.
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>>28878533
this is different, work programme, it's living hell

got an appointment with a councillor, going the ESA route to get out of this shit hopefully
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>>28878527
I'd like to buy that anon a pint
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>>28878527
>>Poleaboo browsing the archives for historical (you)s

Of course, you attention seeking fuckup.
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>>28878539
>She's funny
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>>28877061
seeing as how most people are cunts and you probably are too, your mum is most likely expecting you to try and get out of paying her back, that's why she's gone into meltdown
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Poleaboo just finished watching a Pokemon movie on CITV (the Darkrai one)
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>>28878536

>t. assmad gorilla
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>>28878633
>>t. assmad gorilla
oc
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>>28876108
Or go to the pub in your jimjams mate. Best of both worlds.
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>>28878650

>sharnelle getting riled up

shouldnt you be shouting and being obnoxious in the middle of town right now? or have you already spent this month's welfare money on fried chicken and pizza?
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>>28878599
memeIord
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>>28877076
This is quite a lot of stuff to hide and i imagine your mummy cleans up after you. Aren't you worried about mummy and daddy or sister finding this stuff?

[SPOILER]also where is the top left dress from?[/SPOILER]
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>>28878650
>he spends his weekend
>sitting on britfeels
>posting photos of men in fedoras
>his mother weeps
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>>28878681
Don't feed Mingita please
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>>28878681
I stick the stuff in boxes in drawers under my bed

My mum knows not to enter my room and look through my stuff
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>>28878714
still wearing your device?
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>>28878527
is that your actual name poleaboo?
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>>28875121
what are you lads passionate about?
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Do estates that say "no public access" but have open gates count as private land?
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>>28876886
I've got an attractive face and skinny fat body. I am not represented in this piece of work.
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BREXIT PAKIS OUT
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>>28876985
Maybemail they were jerking each other off or doing sniff or something
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>>28878732
getting all the pakis out of the UK
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>>28878527
more like looking up the original pole so you can emulate him better
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>>28878721
No, I stopped wearing it after I though I brought myself under control but recently things have gotten out of hand, I sometimes masturbate 4 times in an hour
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>>28878221
fuck off with your spam you paki cunt
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>>28878739

>brexit
>pakis out

You realize you'll be getting rid of all the qt polish and slav women right? plus gregor the factory worker.

>he's gonna go into a club and all he sees are pajeet/nigress women and of course those fat slags.
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>>28878185
>work as an online shopper
>at least 80% are women

it's an interesting phenomenon. not figured out why really
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>>28878734
I think so. But sometimes people put those signs up even though their path is public access because they think nobody will check

>normie couple moves into house near me that has a public access path going through their drive and right past their window
>they put fancy electric gate in and 'no access' sign up
>check land registry to confirm that it is public access, report them to the council and sustrans
>they have to take the code pad lock off the gate to let everyone else through again, wasted that money on a gate for nothing

devilish
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>>28877068
>>28877129
It is a kiddie called Louis mate, he posts in these threads. He was posting yesterday about his dad shouting at him and recorded a Vocaroo of it and posted it. We found his youtube channel once and it is all him being a full blown turbo sperg. If anyone has link still please post it as it is interesting to look at.
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>>28878808

I work at a tesco extra.

dotcom(the online shop picker things) is like 50% men 50% women in my experience.

I don't see any women work the food isles at night though for some reason, all the women are on groceries (they still pull those bigass cages so it's not really "muh equality", though I'd never see a woman on the juice/cheese section FUCK all that heavy shit, I work out and even I hate lugging that bullshit around).
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Fedora posting is sick desu.

There is no effective comeback.

4chan meme racists BTFO
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>28878857
People are ignoring you.
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>>28877385
No he has a girlfriend that he loves.
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>Went to sleep last night with plans of what to do today
>Woke up at 6, decided to get a few extra minutes nap
>Got up at 12
>All motivation to do the things I had planned is gone

Why does it have to be this way?
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>>28878895
it's your own laziness, it's not "this way"
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>>28878813
They've done this in a cul-de-sac with a path at the end of it that accesses a busy route in a bid to appear high-end and trendy. They've put picket fence like gates at the entrance to it and threaten to call the police on anyone who tries to walk along the pathway because "muh private land"
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Is there a KKK for pakis and where do i join?
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>>28878926

I know that, but why does all motivation have to be sucked out of me?
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>>28879003
try stormfront
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tell me about the poleaboo
is it a man, girl, tranny?
why does xe like poles?
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>>28879074
It's a fictional character.
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>>28878182
I thought you hated women mingeta
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poleaboo killed britfeel
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>>28879084
yeah we needed a meme so we made one
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>>28879110
quit talking about him and he'll go away you fucking nonce
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>>28878813
>Went through a phase where I rode my bike out into the country as far as I wanted to and visited every bridge over a motorway along the way
>One bridge is at the end of a public path that ran alongside the entrance to a farm and farmyard
>The few times I went there a woman stopped me and claimed I was on her land, accused me of throwing rocks from the bridge and even said she was gonna set her dogs on me
>On pointing out the public path sign to her she said I couldn't take my bike there anyway because it was illegal

I'm not really sure what her problem was.
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>>28879124
what the f**k did you call me?
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>>28879063
Thanks mate, looks like my kinda place
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>>28879128
>I'm not really sure what her problem was.

She's a bitch
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>got paid last week
>spent 300 bong already
>got 200 bong to last me the next 20 days until pay day again

Fuck sake lads
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>>28879379
Wow what a retard you are. Do you know what a budget is?
Only spend 16 quid/day or 116quid/week
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>>28879379
> 500 a month

bruh

why are you even working? Must be working what 20 hours a week

get more shifts
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>>28877937
So stating facts makes you a fedora wearing autist? Wow either you actually think sucking paki dick is cool and edgey or you are a genuine cuck faggot. By the way can you prove one of my points wrong? In fact fuck all you brit fags you invited them and you'll vote stay so enjoy getting bombed and raped you nation of cucks.
t. South africa
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>>28879431
But I had to pay over 100 bong to get my laptop fixed and then 40 bong to get me mum's laptop fixed so it fucked my shit up senpai. Then I also had to get two of my watches fixed because they both had broken so I had no watch to wear and that was another 40 quid.

Bad times desu mate.
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>>28879435
I earn more than 500 a month but I put 1k in savings and then just have 500 as spending money each month. I pretend my savings don't exist though so if I run out of money before pay day I just have to wait.
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Fuck me lads these are good

Buy own toppings, anchovies my favourite and about 50p a tin.Dont even have takeaway pizzas anymore
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>>28879457
so stagger them
do a couple a month

completely retarded to waste money on getting watches repaired too, if you're wearing them for fashion it doesn't matter if they work or not, and you don't use watches to tell the time thse days
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>>28879438
>t. South africa

You're cucked by niggers m8 You'll NEVER have a white leader ever again, no matter how fucking corrupt and shit the ANC is
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>>28879485
can confirm

aaa comment not original
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>>28879483
>>28879483
So youre disciplined enough to put TWO THIRDS of your earnings into savings but not disciplined enough to have a 500 monthly budget

sorry mate this is a non issue. If it is that big a problem just take some money from your savings, make it the exception not the rule
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>>28879486
>so stagger them

Nah m8 I basically live on my laptop so couldn't wait around and I had to get my mum's fixed because it was me who broke it in the first place so I felt bad.

>completely retarded to waste money on getting watches repaired too, if you're wearing them for fashion it doesn't matter if they work or not, and you don't use watches to tell the time thse days

But the strap/chain was broken on them as well so I couldn't wear them at all and I do use watches to see the time when I don't have my phone to hand.
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>>28879483
>1k/month in savings
>500 in hand
you've got that backwards
what on earth are you saving for?
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>>28879545
basically
>I want to complain about it but don't want to take any steps to change it

brilliant
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>>28879530
>not disciplined enough to have a 500 monthly budget

I normally am fine with it mate, like I said these unexpected expenses have stitched me up. Just means I am going to have be proper thrifty for a couple of weeks.

>If it is that big a problem just take some money from your savings, make it the exception not the rule

Nah mate, that money is not a safety blanket for me overspending. It is my future NEET money. Gotta keep chasing the NEET dream senpai.
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>>28879571
How can I change anything? The money is already gone mate.

>>28879554
>what on earth are you saving for?

I just enjoy having money. The plan is eventually I'll have enough money to just got NEETing for however long I like when I get tired of work.
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>>28879590
I won't ask but one of the main reasons for having savings is to account for 'unexpected expenses'. Family emergencies, car fuck ups, housing problems

It's all irrelevant anyway as you can live comfortably on 200 in 20 days anyway.
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>>28879461
Faggot cuck who cant form an argument to defend his cuck ways detected. Kek.
Dips fedora
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>>28879497
a 5% minority controlled 40 million blacks for generations with an iron fist only to be sanctioned to death by brit fags and other euro cunts. We fought a war over this shit. Yet you guys voluntarily let the shitskins in to replace you in your own country. You fucking invite them and give them free everything. Kek. So whose the cuck? Fucking brit cucks the world is lauging at you.
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>>28879485
3 for a fiver. Sweet chili chicken one is nang too. Double pepperoni, third choice. Muad ting.
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PAKIS OUT
POLISH QT'S IN
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>if I can't get a polish gf then I will become one
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>>28879676
>Faggot cuck who cant form an argument to defend his cuck ways detected..
>Dips fedora
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>>28879811
I know m8 well worth it

and my mates think they get a good deal paying 5 quid for one dominoes pizza

dominoes is the biggest rip off on the planet but it seems to have a grip on most uni campuses. Never understood it. Even the cheapest ones with all the deals is about the same as stocking up your freezer with GOAT tescos pizzas
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>>28879820
>POLISH QT'S IN
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>everyone stopped replying to le fedora man so now he is arguing with himself in an effort to keep his character going
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>>28879896
Polish people round here don't commit any crime, they're law-abiding and normal

compared to Syrian & mudshit refugees they're nothing, they'll help in the coming civil war
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>>28879889
Right, that's not really an appropriate thing to be posting here, is it?
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>>28879764
92% white here. lad. Most of those shitstains are in London and Birmingham as well which no self-respecting person would ever want to live in

More than can be said for you cucks with your 8% white lol
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>>28875121
>I haven't slept in two days, I've bathed in nothing but sweat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3vjUVbgwE
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Fancy wanking off to some upskirt stuff today. Anyone have any recommendations?
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>spent 45 minutes filling out online job application
>after finishing got an immediate message telling me I'd been unsuccessful
What a complete fucking waste of time, fuck you Tesco
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64 mile tail back on the M5 going to Cornwall/Devon

kek normies
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>>28880190
Your fault for being so fucking pathetic that they just filtered you out straight away.
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>>28880220
It's completely arbitrary though, all the answers I gave were completely reasonable.
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>>28880170

Hatsune Miku's striped underpants
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>>28879896
Poles > blacks > chinks > dog poo > norms > pakis
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>>28880190
The questionnaire is to vet retards. Don't answer what you would actually do you cuck.
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>>28880190
Don't worry mate. I worked at Tesco for a month once it was shit. Better off being NEET desu.
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>>28880268
I didn't, I answered what I thought they'd want me to do
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>>28879764
https://youtu.be/aeDk6ZeGNnU
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>>28880205
kek everytime

Normies, when will they learn?
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>>28880276
Yeah, not going to bother applying for any more jobs for the time being. Not even on bennies so I don't really care, just wanted some extra money
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why is it that if i breath on my hand quickly, it is cold, but if I breath slowly it is warm?

what is the reason for this>?
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>>28880323
time to get a hobby Anon
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I'm a fat cunt who loves pizza
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>>28880323
I just tried it, mine is always warm.
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>>28880367
>tfw not rich enough to buy domino's every day

it's so good, apparently people in the US hate it though
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>>28880363
You mean like stamp collecting?
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>>28880380
Are you serious mate? Pizza GoGo lays the smack down on Domino's.
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>>28880370
Blow really quickly,through a small hole, like you were whistling.

surely that is cooler than if you blow really slowly with a fully open mouth?
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>>28877753
I am not against immigration as a concept, it can be beneficial for many different reasons, and of course asylum should be granted to those who need it, however the massive virtually unchecked immigration that is occurring at the moment throughout a lot of europe has many disadvantages:

- successful immigration involves successful integration into the country that is accepting these people, however the massive numbers of immigrants inevitably leads to ghettos forming which leads to alienation of both migrants and natives, which in turn leads to conflict on both sides

- language skills are not checked for families coming over to the uk, this means you might have a father who speaks english, but his wife, parents and (as is the case with a lot of non-westerners) a generally high number of kids (3+) who do not speak english or speak it very little and likely won't be taking classes

- immigrants universally commit a disproportionately high amount of crime

- there is essentially no cultural 'training' for immigrants i.e. they don't understand how to behave in the uk

- massive influxes of people leads to massive strains on infrastructure/economics/services/land/resources etc. this is more pronounced in the uk as we're a relatively small nation

- there are many reports which state that very clearly not all people immigrating to the uk/europe are simply fleeing conflict as the media continually spouts; if they were would they not simply move to the nearest non-conflict country? there are many peaceful afircan/middle-eastern nations that are closer and open to these immigrants, however western europe seems to be the go-to place and it not our [western europe's] responsibility to bear the vast majority of these immigrants, especially given the above reasons
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>>28880367

> tfw live across the road from a dominos
> only been twice in two years

Not that it's not good, but I'd rather go with a kebab.
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>>28880323
Because when you breath slowly you're breath doesn't displace the air particles towards your hand.

if you breath quickly close to your hand it will still be warm because there's not enough air particles for it to displace to feel cold.
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>>28880397
>Pizza GoGo

more like Pizza WhoWho
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>>28876729
Is no one thinking that his friends are secretly gay and they sucked each other off or something?
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>>28880395

or reading a book.
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>>28880407
Oh yea. I guess that is the same reason why wind is cold. Like it blows the heat away or something.
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>>28880395
Like memes

I'm the architect of 2 well used memes here, and a couple more rarer memes that aren't as frequently posted

Working on a hot new spicy meme right now, and it's already received some engagement, so I'm optimistic
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>>28880426

Either way, he can't keep going on like this.

SHUT UP LYNN
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>>28880415
good explanation mate.

i'm still confused as to why air particles moving quickly towards my hand feels cooler than normal though, surely they should be at room temperature regardless?
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Have you ever crafted a meme?
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>>28880466
not really something to be proud of

'memes' aren't funny, normie fag shit, actual comedy is better
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>>28880498
>actual comedy is better

oh my god the Daily Mail

Nigel Farage and Ukip, m i rite guise?

DONALD
TRUMP

LMFAO
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>>28880457
Yes anon it is at room temperature, but because of homeostasis in the human body, the chances are you're warmer than room temperature so it still feels cold.

That's also why you're breath feels warm because you're warmer inside than outside.

If you lived in a really humid and warm place chances are even if you blew on your hand you'd still feel warm.
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>>28880466
I've done a bunch ITT. I can't remember all of them now. My favourite one I created the 'doesn't know how to use shampoo' guy. That was funny and loads of people thought it was genuine even months after the fact.

I'm also almost certain I coined the term 'wagie' as I would post in the 'Good morning wagecucks' threads every day trolling wagies, but I felt wagecuck and wageslave were too long to write repeatedly, so I started using wagie having never seen it used before and now it is widely used on r9k.

I had a bunch of britfeel specific ones bu I have been drinking heavily the last month or so so I can't remember what other stuff I came up with in the past.
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