[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
i haven't showered for a month now. i wash my armpits in
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 68
Thread images: 27
File: 0104142_PE250908_S5.jpg (655 KB, 2000x2000) Image search: [Google]
0104142_PE250908_S5.jpg
655 KB, 2000x2000
i haven't showered for a month now. i wash my armpits in the sink with soap to prevent smell. what should i do?
>>
>>28886768
keep going. All the longest living third worlders lived their whole lives without showering. A 126 year old man in Brazil is a chain smoker and hasn't showered in 30 years.
>>
File: 9Pf0hAX.jpg (343 KB, 1172x708) Image search: [Google]
9Pf0hAX.jpg
343 KB, 1172x708
>>28886768
pic related... you can be just like this 90 somthing iranian that never showered in 50 years. He smokes poop too.
>>
>>28886768
probably kill yourself. No really though, what drives you not to shower?
>>
>>28886979
literally, laziness.
>>
>>28887156
thats lazy
>>
Good thing you probably never leave the house i guess. Holy hell you probably smell like feet, cum, shit and fart.
>>
File: 1438227458200.jpg (94 KB, 800x800) Image search: [Google]
1438227458200.jpg
94 KB, 800x800
>>28886768
at least your saving your parents money with the water bill.
>>
>>28886768

Shave. Shave everything you can, it reduces the body odor by a fair margin.

Wash a different part of your body everyday. Since it has been a month, begin by your feet and genitals, those are the most important part.

If you're too lazy to use shampoo, wash your hair with just water and a comb. It will still get rid of most things.
>>
You could just take a fast shower.
>>
>>28886768
now do this >>28887969 and be a real hero
>>
>>28887929

No, he can't.
It's not difficult because it's hard to take a shower, it's easy as pie and millions shower on a daily basis. Yet, it's impossible for him now, at that particular moment in his life.

I've had the same problem and I finally acquired the habit to get showers regularly. It's a psychological block, not a lack of will to do it. I conquered it by changing the time at which I was supposed to shower, and tricked myself with the idea of showering only partially.
Once you're in the shower and have begun, it "clicks" and you can do it entirely. Repeat every week until it's a habit, like it's for most people.
>>
>>28888203
this is the most touching thing i've read in a while.
>>
>>28886768
>what should i do?
Take a god damned shower ffs
>>
File: spurd2.png (31 KB, 408x389) Image search: [Google]
spurd2.png
31 KB, 408x389
>>28886768
ebic thread OP simply ebic xD
can i reblog this and show the lads over at >>>/s4s/ :DDD
>>
>>28887929

When I feel awful, I just go into the shower, turn it on, sit down, and cry until I'm done. Maybe OP can do that.
>>
>>28888888
FUCK YOU NIGGERFUCKER
>>
>>28888888
Just as disappointing as it should have been. congrats
>>
>>28888888
s4s master race has spoken
>>
>>28888888
Checked kekked and Shreked
>>
File: 1426564357346.jpg (29 KB, 470x364) Image search: [Google]
1426564357346.jpg
29 KB, 470x364
>>28888888
nice get lad
>>
File: 1388283778136.jpg (4 KB, 119x125) Image search: [Google]
1388283778136.jpg
4 KB, 119x125
>>28888888
hiolym shit look at the numbers
>>
>>28888888
What a waste of numbers.
>>
>>28888888
goddamnit

everyone go home
>>
File: 1463407822440.png (139 KB, 434x463) Image search: [Google]
1463407822440.png
139 KB, 434x463
>>28888888
[s4s] strikes again.
>>
>>28888888
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeet niggaz
>>
File: 6456445663457623457345.jpg (16 KB, 419x249) Image search: [Google]
6456445663457623457345.jpg
16 KB, 419x249
>>28888888
boast spurdo :DD
>>
>>28888888
s4s was a mistake
>>
File: 1464305994800.png (60 KB, 904x692) Image search: [Google]
1464305994800.png
60 KB, 904x692
>>28888888
I came from another thread just to witness this
>>
>>28888888
Unfortunately toasting in not so epic bread.


seriously fuck you s4s you ruin everything.
>>
File: 1463420487630.png (202 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1463420487630.png
202 KB, 500x500
>>28886768
>what should i do?

wash your dick/balls too, that and your armpits are the most sweat generating part of your body

get rid of the sweat and nobody will be able to tell you havent showered

source: haven't showered in two months and no one has noticed
>>
File: 1463868975343.png (137 KB, 565x555) Image search: [Google]
1463868975343.png
137 KB, 565x555
>>28888888
I was jumping around through threads for the last 5 minutes to witness this get. Time well spent.
>>
>>28888888
fuggin wew lads
>>
File: what.jpg (88 KB, 557x763) Image search: [Google]
what.jpg
88 KB, 557x763
>>28888888

WELP HE GOT IT
>>
File: 1420875560024.png (11 KB, 211x246) Image search: [Google]
1420875560024.png
11 KB, 211x246
>>28888888
Waste of a get desu senpai
>>
>>28889038
>no one has noticed
Serious question, is there actually anyone beside you to notice at this point ?
>>
File: 1456901412003.jpg (90 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
1456901412003.jpg
90 KB, 640x640
>>28886768
>>28889038
oh, and you should wash your hair with shampoo every few days as well just so it doesn't become itchy as fuck
>>
>>28889069
i still live with my parents and have a job shelving shit at the grocery store so yes
>>
>>28888888
This should be illegal
please ban
>>
File: 2345634647478756.jpg (433 KB, 1000x1166) Image search: [Google]
2345634647478756.jpg
433 KB, 1000x1166
>>28888888
>>28889064
Ebin gets tbqh family friendo :^)
>>
>>28886828
i wonder what kind of diseases you could get if you touched this guy
>>
>>28888888
"Chinese cartoon image"
>>
>>28889161
it says, welcome to australia

my japanese skills finally paid off
>>
File: 1462790026048.jpg (98 KB, 540x438) Image search: [Google]
1462790026048.jpg
98 KB, 540x438
>>28888888
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS FUCKING POST
>>
Damm that's gross
>>
File: american psycho oh.jpg (182 KB, 816x816) Image search: [Google]
american psycho oh.jpg
182 KB, 816x816
>>28888888
I journeyed a long way from another thread just to see this
>>
File: 1434117892212.png (295 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1434117892212.png
295 KB, 500x500
>>28888888
Really enjoying these dubs
>>
File: ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL.png (454 KB, 1077x731) Image search: [Google]
ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL.png
454 KB, 1077x731
>>28888888
God has truly abandoned us
>>
>>28888888
now this here be a nice get
I'm pressive very nice
>>
>>28888888
Witnessed

Oral anal cumfest
>>
File: 1459225783654.gif (1 MB, 200x150) Image search: [Google]
1459225783654.gif
1 MB, 200x150
>>28888888

Pathetic post, just like this gay earth
>>
>>28888888
kektopkektop
>>
>>28888203
you're a fucking autistic weirdo
>>
>>28886802
What the fuck are you talking nigga? Brazilians shower twice a day and men buy more perfume than women here.

It's still a third world shithole, yes it is.
>>
>>28888888
Remeber, [s4s] belongs to [A/Jp]
>>
File: 1450078687320.png (355 KB, 473x480) Image search: [Google]
1450078687320.png
355 KB, 473x480
>>28888888
he does it again the absolute madman
best get getter I have ever seen
>>
File: gippo5.jpg (124 KB, 250x254) Image search: [Google]
gippo5.jpg
124 KB, 250x254
>>28890012
Not on my watch, bby.
>>
>>28889149
>>28889064
>>28889041
>>28888984
>>28888951
>>28888888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjd30Iat20c kaksoispiste... de
>>
>>28890223
>Gippo Dude
Not sure if you are the original nametag. If yes you are old like me.
>>
>>28890258
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when I had a mustache I let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them
Original OC
>>
File: 1316761345976.jpg (60 KB, 625x504) Image search: [Google]
1316761345976.jpg
60 KB, 625x504
>>28888888
Eeben.
>>
File: 1324674689907.jpg (10 KB, 175x220) Image search: [Google]
1324674689907.jpg
10 KB, 175x220
>>28888203
>turn on shower
>put soap and shampoo on
>rinse
>get out of the shower
That's real hard and time consuming. What a terrible barrier to overcome. It definitely won't take 10 minutes. You wouldn't happen to be Indian, would you?
>>
>>28890360
P O O
O
O

dnaiwudiauwndaiwnd
>>
File: 1376101053642.png (514 KB, 800x825) Image search: [Google]
1376101053642.png
514 KB, 800x825
>>28890299
Wait were you the guy streaming in the early days of s4s?
>>
File: 1439386266667.jpg (13 KB, 210x240) Image search: [Google]
1439386266667.jpg
13 KB, 210x240
>>28888888
SUOMI PARAS
SAATANA SAATANAN
>>
>>28888888
The digits! They repeat multiple times!
>>
>>28888888
Why do the most retarded posts have to have the best numbers?
>>
>>28888889
this guy must be like "aww shieeet i missed the same numbers"
Thread replies: 68
Thread images: 27

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.