I made a new thread because the old one is about to 404.
>friends
>fucking FRIENDS
How the fuck did I just get friendzoned?
SHUT IT DOWN
Don't even respond to her
She's heard about 4chan ruining peoples lives with mass abuse and is trying to placate you because she knows you're from here and doesn't know this website has no teeth anymore.
>>28782301
oh ffs
CALLA NO
>>28782301
HAHAHAHAHA
Unmatch right now just fucking end it
You're being fucked, OP. It's time to let her go.
Tell her you want to be more than friends
>friends
bail. just bail. unless you have a mighty 8 pack and a ridiculous face, just dont..
Dude, you didn't get friendzoned, chill out.
Just tell her you are sorry for the things that were said and then compliment her eyes.
Awww fuck, the friendzone.
Dont do it OP. Dont be her enotional tampon.
>>28782301
Yes it's ogre, quit now
Never admit to being an aspie ever again
>>28782301
Well, the friendzone is hard and it realistically only exists if the male (or female) is romantically interested in the other person but the other one only wants them as a friend.
So, is this who you want to be? Are you capable of forgetting all about being romantically interested in her?
There's also still the possibility that she's sperging out yet again and actually finds you charming in a sperg way but can't muster up the courage to admit to it because of how socially frowned upon it is.
Tell her she has a pretty face.
there's no point in doin this now
I'm crossing my fingers on this.
>>28782361
No, this is retarded advice
You dont throw around compliments lije that at the best of times but it takes a special autistic to compliment her eyes over tinder.
>>28782400
Pandora's Box has just been opened.
You probably could have gone slower. Apologized for the molerat bit, complimented her looks, etc.
Prolly just done went and fucked up.
>>28782400
lucky dubs maybe?
This entire saga. Either this is the most elaborate troll thread in history or OP and Calla truly are retarded.
The amount of times today I came into his threads, read a screenshot and said "IT'S ALL OVER NOW!"
It's like a retarded social tennis match.
Migrating with OP
Strongly considering:
"HOLD UP IT'S YA BOI UP IN THE BUILDING
FREE MY NIGGA BOOSIE YA FEEL ME"
>>28782400
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OP
you are coming off way to strong, just compliment her eyes or her lips, something subtle, don't go full blown fucktard and be asking her if you can be more than friends, she's going to end up treating you like an autistic 6 year old, just fucking listen to me and be more subtle you boner biting, elbow licking moron.
>>28782442
But Boosie has been out, cuzzo
got any pics of her OP?
>>28782439
I'm so fucking lost. I couldnt make this up if I tried.
>>28782400
Steve, you crazy muh nigga, this is just fucking crazy your social ineptitude astounds me.
>>28782301
Say, "But Calla.... I loved you"
>>28782470
Well shit.
Keep being yourself I guess.
>>28782470
Oh Jesus, here comes the pity. I don't want to say the cause is lost, becuase Lord knows your ass has rebounded from worse, but that doesn't look like a good response to me.
>>28782470
Ask her if she wants to marry you please
>>28782470
THIS IS BULLSHIT
THIS IS MADE-UP, RIGHT OP?
NO, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL
>>28782470
Go ahead and ask her out on a date then
>>28782470
This roast is crazy
i missed out on the last part of messages around the time where she thinks OP has a bunch of friends playing a joke on her. does she know about 4chin?
This is it guys. I'm so fucking nervous
When you get "friendzoned" you
>fuck off right away say that's not what i was looking for (unless you actually wanted friends?)
>>28782537
>insisting on the coffee
JUST ASK HER FOR LUNCH YOU FILTHY NIGGER
>>28782470
We can tell you're lost. For future reference, tone it down with the emotional outbursts. It's not attractive in either sex.
Don't get your hopes up too high with this girl. If she isn't being ironic, she likely has a mental issue or two. You don't want to get wrapped up in one of these girls.
>>28782537
oh shit op
>>28782537
OP I'm going to close my browser now and play xbox. Words cannot describe my exasperation.
Just..fuck you...ok?
>>28782442
I like this but make a new thread
>>28782537
I am in physical pain reading these
>>28782537
>coffee
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!
>>28782566
I 100% completely agree with this
The stress I have gained just from reading these messages... you have no idea OP
>>28782442
Just say "I like your face"
>>28782537
> "please"
I don't know how to feel about the inclusion of this word
>>28782537
My god youre beta as fuqqq
>>28782580
Me too. This is becoming too much for me to take
>>28782537
>more than friends
>let's be friends and get coffee
You just lost the game
>>28782615
Is she an actual retard?
>>28782615
Ask her out for lunch tomorrow instead of coffee then. Nice and easy. Something low key.
fuck dude I'm stealing this
>>28782634
She either is retarded, still just fucking with OP or entire thing is bait
>>28782637
Do this, OP, it sounds like a good choice
>>28782615
>lololol!
what did "she" mean by this?
>>28782615
Okay, she's fucking with you.
Just call it quits, OP.
>>28782615
What the fuck is wrong with this girl
Shes still fucking with you op
Ask for nudes
>>28782602
Or one of my /fit/ lines. God speed
>>28782537
COFFEE IS WHAT STARTED ALL OF THIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>28782566
>>28782580
>>28782596
>>28782606
>>28782609
I don't get it. Social interaction can't require that much precision. She gets the point that he likes her, so why can't she just be straight with him? This is entirely on her IMO.
>>28782615
It sounds like she is too uncomfortable to say no, at least over text. You should back down and try again in person
>>28782537
She seems pretty desperate but you still
have to fcking chill a bit OP if you actually want to make this work. Idk tho ur personality seems pretty toxic desu
You guys really think she's fucking with me or was she just making a joke? I don't want to fuck this up again if she's serious.
>>28782738
She's serious you retard goddamn
>>28782714
First of all no girl is going to meet a guy unless they are convinced he:
1. isn't a psycho
2. won't be a waste of time
OP has failed to disprove both, especially the former
>>28782738
She's not fucking with you. She wouldn't waste all this time and not care about you.
>>28782738
Ask her when would be a good time to go get coffee or something then, and if she doesnt want to go for coffee then ask what she'd like to do and when.
If she agrees to a time and place then she might be serious
>friendzone myself with my crush
>"no anon i dont want to be just friends"
i've not only found a great girl, i've found a great girl that makes me do no effort.
>>28782738
Honestly OP? I have no fucking clue anymore. This is just incredible.
>>28782738
Stop assuming she's fucking with you, every time you've done that so far it's made things 100x worse.
>>28782764
He seems fine to me, girls are cowards if they're scared of a guy like OP.
>>28782301
Connor what the fuck!?
>>28782776
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING COFFEE
I want to see what you look like please
For fuck sakes this has lasted a fucking day man. You got it or you don't got it
>>28782738
she is sort of fucking with you. like how a cat toys with its prey. she gets off on feeling above you and your pitiful sexual advances give her the validation she needs. she will never get wet for your cock like she does for chad's. she might like you as a friend and even think you are turtle cute, but you will never slay her pussy. best you can hope for is pity kiss on cheek or a hug and a lot of wasted time listening to her complain about mundane shit.
>>28782615
>No, it's 1 in the morning lolol!
What did she mean by this?
>>28782830
Honestly, I'm with this anon.
This woman is obviously looking for an emotional tampon with how long this shit has been going.
Alright OP
Even though this is some sort of weird b8,
I'm still interested in reading more. Even though I know it's fucking fake
>>28782400
That's good shit man. I'm impressed with how forward you were.
>>28782879
She was implying that he was implying they'd get coffee now. Who drinks coffee at 1Am?
>>28782738
Maybe reply with "Okay, fair point lol. What about sometime this week then?" or just something similar to relieve the gross awkward tension
>>28782738
OK disclaimer I'm a KV but what if you do this OP:
"Actually I totally understand where you're coming from. We're both attracted to each other but nobody wants to rush to meet someone in case they turn out to be a total psycho."
Then after she agrees (hopefully).
"Exactly. You want to get to know someone first. However, I sincerely doubt you can truly get to know someone through the internet, since nothing can replace that human interaction.
So how about this. Tomorrow, I was going to watch [insert movie] with a couple friends of mine, but instead I want to watch it with you. Let's meet at [insert o'clock] at [insert theatre], and maybe we'll have [lunch/dinner] afterwards.
something something idk...
>>28782677
this is funny thanks
>>28782738
Dude if she's spent this much time talking to you and went back after a blowout like that to talking civilly, there's a good chance she's being honest or at least feels guilty for going off on you.
Don't freak the fuck out and just do a more confident version of you.
Also apologize for the molerat bit and mention that she actually is p. cute. It's truthful and a little compliment that isn't written like shit never hurts.
OH MY GOD GUYS I'M FUCKING IN
>>28782456
What are you on?
Women love it when men are forthcoming with their intentions. OP was spot on with that whereas all your sissy compliments will do is dry up her pussy.
>>28782830
This. And you should press her and say that she is being a fucking egocentric bitch, and you just want to be nice and what the fuck is wrong with her, you are wellcome, Op.
>>28782935
OP be a man and insist on the coffee, she will think you're alpha and her pussy will get wet
>>28782935
"We could go for hot chocolate"
>>28782935
assuming this isn't all fake, goes to show that all that PUA bullshit about negging and creating drama working was right. The molerat comment is what sealed the deal.
congrats OP, molerat snagged
>>28782935
How did OP Fuck up like a million times and still end up successful? We have no excuse anymore robots
>>28782974
>molerat snagged
>>28782470
She wants to ride your bologna pony.
>>28782974
this probably is all fake, but if it isn't then holy shit neg theory confirmed to the point where it makes up for autism
>>28782935
Lets meet up for lunch.
>>28782974
But it was going well before that all happened.
>>28782935
congrats, robot. see you on the other side
>>28782989
>no excuse
>OP is probably a 6'3" male model
>>28783010
YES! You're telling this slut right away that THIS IS A DATE!
>>28782958
DON'T DO THIS
Op, listen friend, you're a fucking retard okay? Here's what ya do: LITERALLY FUCKING ASK HER TO LUNCH YOU DUMB CUNT THATS ALL SHE WANTS IS TO MEET YOU AND GET TO KNOW YOU IN A PUBLIC PLACE WITH NO PRESSURE
>>28783010
post her other pics OP, or post yours both are equally well received
I hope she looks back on past messages and actually dares to open the 4chan link now that OP is doing well.
>>28782935
Drop the coffee man.
Figure out a place to meet up, maybe get a lunch that isn't shit and have a plan for after that. Play it off casually.
>>28782442
Make your own thread, nigga!
>>28783028
Kek, i was joking hoping OP would take the b8 and anger everyone in this thread
>>28782958
Hahahaha yes.
Bitch you drink this coffee or you will wear it!!!
Rofl
>>28783020
Perhaps
I demand a pic OP
>>28783051
Hasn't replied yet
op what do you look like
please post a picture
i need to know
>>28783010
>asking her
You done fucked up you shouldve just said lunch it is to seem confident
>>28783010
>taking dating advice from a board full of virgins
ask /b/ retard
i need more pics of this turbo autism slutbag
>>28783072
after this entire shit plz
>>28783091
>/b/
>not virgins
pick one
>>28783091
>ask /b/
Same shit but their underaged
>>28783078
>>28783107
Need pics of both to confirm bait threads or not
>>28782879
She's teasing him. Just being playful is all.
OP has to be a hyper Chad, there's no other possible way
>>28783072
did you really say that oh shit waddup line omg
Guys can i make a tinder without a phone number
>>28782958
OP, I'm being serious with you. She's testing your assertiveness right now. If you drop the coffee idea, she'll know you have no backbone.
Continue to insist on the coffee date. I would go as far as sending her a message that "you ordered her a vente frappe at the such and such Starbucks, hurry up of it'll get cold"
If you do this, I guarantee you will get laid less than an hour after the meet.
What should I do?
She's being a total QT right now btw
>>28783138
No
Original commento famalam
>>28783194
sears has puppies???
>>28783194
Kys mah man, she's fucking with you LMAO
>>28783173
Yeah, the problem is you need a Facebook
>>28783194
I can't believe. I'm sorry OP I can't do it. You have to post pics proving you're Chad for me to buy this.
Usually I can suspend disbelief but not this time
>>28783215
I don't know I guess so. I don't go to Sears
>>28783194
Sears? As in the furniture store?
Go to the beach so you can show off your pasty flabby body
>>28783194
She's talking to you like you're her new gay best friend...
>>28783194
go to a record store man
find obscure funk vinyl
>>28783229
I'm not Chad at all. I'm not posting pics of myself here though
>>28783215
Not live ones.
>>28783226
Well i have one of those never used it though just for messenger
Tell her the beach so you can see how sexy she looks in a bikini
>>28783194
This thread is so fucking baity and fake and unironically homosexual that I've completely lost interest, Connor.
Just tell us it's fake
>>28783194
Do as aqua anon did and take her to look at fish then go to the beach with lunch
>>28783252
Post pic of her then?
>>28783251
>>28783194
also depending on how autismo u might wanna get and how it goes in general you could put on some billy caldwell and dance with her with a big smile on your face
>tfw projecting my fantasies
>>28783194
Please tell her how qt she sounds.
>>28783194
To qt to not be messing 28th you, I'm sorry OP it's just too good to be true
>>28783260
So anyway to do it without a number
>>28782917
No!!!
Coming from a guy who has gotten his dick wet this shit sounds so detached that she'll only think you actually are trying to lure her into meeting.
Being articulate is not nearly as effective as making it seem that everything is off-the-cuff. Chicks want spontaneity, not predictability yet they seem to be incapable of understanding that not speaking lik a idiot wit no fuggin manners doesn't actually take effort. It always pays to seem relaxed as opposed to uptight.
>>28783310
Where's you knife?
>>28783310
I'm really starting to think you guys are right. I really want this to be real. This is killing me
>>28783194
I had a girl do this kind of shit to me for years. You're getting strung along dude.
If you're not hitting within the next month, just bail like a sane person.
this baits already been too long
>>28783282
Link to the aqua anon thread?
>>28783310
Dude don't hold down the top keys for so long man. It only take a touch to type.
>>28783332
AAAAAAAAAAGH
YOU LUCKY FUCK
>>28783348
I'm not baiting. This is real at least on my end. I'm just as confused as you are
>>28783010
She said she doesn't like coffee and reminded you it's 1 in the morning. She wanted you to book it to her house right now, baka.
>>28783332
>I have all the systems
that sounds fishy man
detach yourself first, invite her to some outing (beach record store, whatever) but don't be upset if she doesn't show up
you will be of course but just roll with it
you don't really have anything to lose that way
>>28783332
Nah this is fake fuck you
>>28783332
DON'T ask if she's fucking with you again. Just say sounds like fun or something.
>>28783332
>>28783376
NVM, didn't realise you confirmed it with the latest screenshot. Could she be any more explicit? I hope there are no more updates from you except a couple of hours later saying you smashed it five times.
>>28783332
>I have all the systems!
She's fucking with you, sorry OP
Ask her if she has a Panasonic 3DO
>>28783332
>I have all the systems!
It's over OP
>>28783332
ask her if she'll please fart on your face
>>28783376
yeah she is going to change her mind by tomorrow. better fuck her while you still can op.
tell her you wanna come over and play her games tonight.
>>28783398
I just did
I can't do this anymore guys
>>28783352
No i sorry don't have the link to it.
>>28783113
>>28783138
>>28783401
Here you bois go
senpaitachi
where is this going?
>>28783186
Solid advice here.
>>28783332
Whatever her reasoning, it seems like she actually wants to hang out with you. Just pick something she said and go for it, see where it takes you
>>28783428
YOU JUST HAD TO SPAGHETTI AGAIN HOLYSHIT THERE IS NO WAY SHE DOESN'T GET DRY AS SHIT NOW AND DROP YOUR ASS.
>>28783428
You're a fucking tard m8 all you had to do was say ok
>>28783428
OMG YOU FUCKING RETARD SHE IS NOT FUCKING WITH YOU
is it wrong to assume op should have just asked her to his house or he go to hers instead of coffee
>>28783428
good choice OP
too good to be true
>>28783428
steve nooooo
you had it bro, play with puppies at sears and go get her to play with your wii later
the molerat that got away
>>28783428
I'm sorry for you OP, you should just manage your expectations for this kind of shit. Literally don't expect anything, the only contact you've had with her is via texting
>>28783428
Ask her for pic as proof at least...
>>28783428
Oh, nvm. I forgot what board I was on. Of course you give up pussy when it's fucking right in your face.
>>28783428
Fuck you. I was living vicariously through you and you ruined it
>>28782935
Enough to make my dick hard.
>>28783428
Nigga send Pinch me please so i know this is real to fix this shit
>>28783428
Ask her fir. Pick of her touching her pinky to her ear to see if it is real
Yo just be straight up enough chit chat set it up and make it happen
>>28783428
why he acts like this? cuz it's shitty bait
it will get prolonged forever
>>28783428
Don't you see the pattern here? Every time you listen to the trolls saying "ITS OVER!!" and fuck it up. Just be normal and take her jokes lightly in a non-spaghetti way. She's giving you all the chances here m8.
This is it. Let's find out whether this is fact or fiction
>>28783428
You could at least play along if it's true you fucking retardcomplete saying she's too good to be true
>>28783498
Do this rn OP
>>28783531
>be straight up now unless you wanna prolong the convo and let it fade out
>>28783531
Its go big or go home op...
She cant be this optimistic. I think shes either retarded or mad and trying to set u up
>>28783531
Not bad you fucking retarded piece of shit
>>28783531
Pro tip: She wants to fuck you, not play video games. That's only a lie to get her to your house, baka.
>>28783531
future tip mate, should of gotten her PSN when she first mentioned it. with online communication like this you want to start establishing whether theyre real or not
>>28783531
Nigga you are probably some model looking 6'2 tall motherfucker
No women deal with this autism otherwise
>>28783531
Man, you made the virgin move, listen, when you doubt the girl isn't into you, DON'T FUCKING TELL HER!
Think about how you can change her oppinion about you, you don't need to tell her every single thing that passes in your mind. Fuck man, I wish I had a easy opportunity like this.
>>28783428
I CAN'T OP WHY
OP doesn't seem to be listening to the right people on here, too many ideas being thrown at him
>>28783612
OP should use logic and determine he's on tinder, not fucking LFG playstation pals.
send her this op
>tfw going to uni in a few months
>hopefully get some good acid
Good job OP at least you tried
Still no pics of OP or full pic of girl... confirmed bait?
I'm starting up my PS4. I'll be back with an update
>>28783649
wtf
you're gonna get rick rolled, I guarantee it
>>28783649
god speed you gloriously retarded bastard
>>28783649
Can't believe she hasn't told you to fuck off yet. Your profile pic must be chad as fuck.
>>28783649
this can only end with you compleatly fucking everythhing up. God's speed OP
>>28783649
OK unless someone was really determined with this b8, at this point this is real
>>28783649
Goddamnit op this is so frustrating NEWSFLASH : SHE WANTS YOU TO FUCK HER. quit messing around buddy.
I need to go to bed but I must know what the outcome of this hyper autism is
>>28783649
Inb4 OP has the most beta nerdy nasally voice and she's entirely thrown off
>>28783658
I really hope he does that would be hilarious
>>28783658
>h-hey, is this-
>NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
>NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
>NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND
>DESERT YOU
>>28783665
>>28783672
>glory be thy name
As soon as she gets on, just start describing your genitals. Bitches love that shit.
>>28783674
It has to be real, you can't make this shit up
Suggest playing split screen at her place ;^D
>>28783690
kek
OP say something on vocaroo for us to judge your voice
>>28783649
This can't be true. Is this bait? The gods of chance never smile this way to me.
My head canon now is that OP is using a cat fish account and was never going to fuck this woman anyway. I can't deal with this otherwise, he keeps fucking up and somehow she keeps giving him chances to recover.
>>28783649
Too good to be true or too real to be bait
>>28783649
Once she's on the mic just talk to her and get to know her better. If you can keep her up longer she'll be tired when you get LUNCH together. It's the perfect set-up, every time I've dragged out a phone call and met up for a date the next day it's much more intimate. If you get something to eat then go to a park, I guarantee once you sit down on a bench she'll put her head on your shoulder and cuddle up to you. You could even sleep with her that day.
>>28783739
We're narrowed it down to either OP is related to Sean O'Pry or this is all b8 from her or OP
>>28783739
>mfw Crazy Steve is actually bipolar
>has two personalities with two tinder profiles
>this is him talking to himself
>>28783758
Could be that he is mentally retarded too to not pick up all these chances.
This has been an incredible series of threads full of autism, romance, betrayal, forgiveness, and redemption. Well memed, OP.
>>28783649
ebic conclusion to this OP
Also, I'm not sure if this has been addressed in the thread, but if a woman you don't know says she thinks you two would be "great friends", it means she wants you.
The crisis point for the fedora is when a woman says she wants to be "just" friends.
>>28783649
FAKE AND GAY
fuck you op and your original comment
Anyone got pics from the last thread? I was taking a nap
>>28783858
>>28781296
Too lazy to get pics but here's the thread
>>28783858
>>28783858
i think its still up
This can't be fucking real, the girl has same writing style as OP, this thread IS HOAX
I'm back.
>get on PS4
>look up the username Calla gave me
>it's legit
>send a friend request and a party invite
>SHE FUCKING JOINS THE PARTY
>I'm nearly having a heart attack at this point
>say hi
>a girls voice responds
Holy shit I feel so relieved yet anxious. I don't even know what the hell to say to her. At least I know that I'm talking to a female. She wants to play Overwatch with me, so I just bought it and I'm waiting for it to download. I don't know what the fuck to say to her and it's getting awkward really fast so I told her I had to go to the bathroom and I came here to post this.
How the fuck do you talk to girls over mic when you're not doing anything?? I'm dying.
>mfw he's chatting to her right now
so cute
>>28783901
amazing
i'm happy for you you crazy fucker
>>28783901
You already fucked up, sorry man. All you can do is try to salvage that "coffee date" by saying you're pretty tired and need to go to bed. Then you can jerk off knowing an alternate universe version if you is getting laid by her at this very moment.
>>28783901
Record her voice and post in this thread so we know you're for real
>>28783901
>remember that time I called you a molerat ha ha
>>28783901
get a recording or else I will assume youre faking
>>28783901
this is your one chance to make it or break it. Don't fuck it up
>>28783901
at least you have overwatch to comfort the friendzoning
>>28783936
2nding
Oregano
>>28783901
Just take a breath son. The battle's over. You good now.
Talk about the game, you're both hype over it. If that peters off a bit, ask some questions about her. Not invasive stuff, just little things. Get to know her a bit and let things go from there.
The important thing is don't freak. Just force yourself to act like this is someone you've known for ages and eventually you'll get more comfortable and it'll be easy going.
>>28783901
AMAZING
congrats. just talk to her about the game maybe?
Too many falling for this bait, OP still never gave us any proof otherwise
>>28783901
I don't even care if this is fake or whatever. This whole story makes me smile. Good luck anon.
>>28783901
post some vocaroos you faggot
OP post your pic
99% you are a robot in chad's body, she wouldn't accept so much autism otherwise
Bro, invite me to the party. I'll keep the ball rolling while making you seem interesting.
>>28783901
Godspeed OP
Don't fuck up
>>28783901
no pic and nothing happened
>>28783901
OP if this isn't fake you should be trying to rearrange the previous plan, tell her that as she isn't fucking around with you then you would be pleased to join her at her place to "play videogames" of course.
>>28783875
Oh shit nigger
I'm calling it right now, this girl is undiagnosed autistic
too bad OP doesn't have any weed
he could just smoke, forget hes talking to a girl and just be himself and have fun playing the game with someone who isn't a complete troll
ball is in your court brotha, you don't need to drive to the hoop and dunk it, just pass the ball around and take some shots
I wasnt here for the old thread.
Can anyone fill me in on what happened before this thread?
>>28784047
Which makes her perfect for OP, two autists in love
>>28783901
> no vocaroo
dropped and fake
