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My old thread got deleted.

Recap:
>talking to girl
>giving off mixed signals
>not even sure if she's fucking with me or not or if she's even real

Help me fix this for my sanity
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That's the point of getting coffee together you roastie
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>>28777356
She might be dumb, or shy, or acting like a pratt.
Either way, she isn't acting interested. I would leave her alone
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I saw (most?) of the last thread. She sounds nice and she likes you, Just go get coffee and talk senpai
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>>28777480
She has to be fucking with me
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>>28777356
ask her for a timestamp
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>>28777536
But I was told not to act insecure?
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>>28777524
In my experience this means she doesn't feel that comfortable around you yet, or she's already got too many dates with other guys planned. If you're gonna keep pushing to meet up, be more playful about it, or just keep talking to her for a while before bringing it up again.

Or maybe she's just stupid, seriously "getting coffee" doesn't literally mean coffee. Most girls I've met don't even drink coffee, they just get a tea or hot chocolate.
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Dude it's obvious what's going on here.
She was interested. That's why she "liked" you. You fucked it up, but she put you to test because she was giving you a chance to make up for yourself. You fucked it up again, royally, and she probably found it amusing, so she kept teasing you for the laughs.
Your chances of scoring with this girl are null.
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>>28777356
Lol you don't ask girls to hang out at your house if you aren't even sexual in texts yet. Ask her to meet up for coffee or a cold drink. Say you'd rather talk in person because you feel your personalities aren't coming off in texts. You kinda blew it way before tho. Offer her your number and say when you're ready to meet up for coffee or drinks, text me. And then just put down your phone and do something else.
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>>28777605
demand it instead of asking for it, show the progression of the conversation first though
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i was in your last thread op. at this point i think the best thing you can do is let off the gas and see if she comes to you. don't be a dick and say shit like "whatever, i'll be around", just shorten your messages and be kinda vague. if she's interested she'll give you the "whats wrong?" or something like that. if she's not interested she'll probably just bounce. but to be honest she sounds like she might have bpd or something. she probably sits on tinder (or whatever your on) all day just for the attention without any intention of ever meeting anyone. or she might just be trying to make her boyfriend jealous. fucking whore.
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Someone just tell me what to say word for word because I'm clearly too autistic for this. Fucking hell
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>>28777958
Dude, it is already over. The damage is done. You sound way too demanding and aggressive in your last couple of messages.
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>>28777958
if she can't even straight out tell you what she wants, she's not worth it. move on OP.
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>>28777958
well this is some serious autism, and damage control is the worst you can do now. I say it's over, instead of pushing her to meet you you should have lowered your expectations and just talk about some random shit
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>>28777958
well she's right. i don't think you're a good match for this bitch anyway. only 2 options left here - you could go scorched earth and be a dick, or you could say something like "your right, i apologize. i was just saying things i thought maybe you wanted to hear. i told you i had aspergers. i'm alot easier to talk to in person, it's hard for me to communicate via text". or something along those lines. but she sounds like a cunt tbqh familia
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>>28777993
This
If she says maybe just roll with it.
>All right cool, tell me when you thought about it.
To late now anyway
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>>28777958
just tell her to be more concrete on her answers

>>28778047
this is good too
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>>28777958
She's like a cat playing with a mouse.
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>>28777958
Psychologist here. She is just taunting you. She just wants to see if you are a funny , reliable alpha or an aspie mumbler guy. She just wants to hear you man up.
>tell her this.
Hey, lets forget about everything. You seem cool and I would love to meet you. Sometimes I am a mess, I guess that I am kind of impulsive. The thing is that I will be in X for a job giving some papers in the office. I have some time after, if It suits you we can meet :>
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>>28778099
>a psychologist giving terrible advice
Why doesn't this surprise me?
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She's hesitant, and you say

> or hang out at my house

You fucked up brobot :(
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OP, I know a lot about Tinder and human interaction. I can fix this for you and make everything better, but you'll have to trust me. I can give you my email if you'd like.
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>I don't even know you

What is it with people saying this. Your on a fucking dating app. Your trying to find someone. You talked with him a bit on text. If you think you like him, meet with him in public and get to know him. If not, fuck off.
This is not a hard concept.
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>>28777958
Jesus Christ that's literally the worst thing you could have said. Your chances are very low right now, you basically have to apologize. Make sure to thank her for understanding. And don't demand anything like that anymore.
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>People think she is neutral

Fucking hell mate she doesn't want to see you.

>I don't like coffee.
>She doesn't offer an alternative
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>>28778114
>goes to therapy
>not happy with therapy
You seem like you healed and your judgement is valed
>kek.exe
Besides, what went wrong??
Disphoria, anhedonia or mdd?
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my god shes still going with it.

Tell her she looks like a fucking molerat and that you're sipping on some nice coffee right now.
Fuck this roastie
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>>28777958

You blew it, just stop responding. In the future, don't get so defensive and autistic. Just tell her you're going somewhere and to meet you there. If she acts like this, move on.
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>>28778183
This. Just start spouting memes. Turn the tables.
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>>28778179
I'm not retarded enough to go to therapy and I feel sad for anyone who goes to yours.
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>>28778183
Fuck it. I'm done trying. This felt really good to say
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>>28778218
Woww you seem like someone whos got his life fixed and judgements is overhelming!!! In fact I might drop out my thesis in neuroconductual implications of Obonobos to study the level of edgyness in robots. Would you consider a straigh, bi or gay male? If you vape , please notify it to me also.
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>>28778099
>psychologist cruising /r9k
nope.
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>>28778272
Kek for the wreck of mole
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>>28778272
Dude, this was completely unneccesary. Next time just move on.
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>>28778272
that will work too. kek
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>>28778272
Wtf. Just wtf.
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>>28778272
Good, this bitch needed to be put in her place. The betas in this thread saying you should say sorry to her are fucking pathetic.
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>>28778314
People here are broken
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>>28777356

Christ above you are coming across as really needy. You should behave like it doesn't matter if you get a coffee. Bring up a female friend in future conversations and get her jealous.
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>>28777356
Hold on, how'd you get her from "if you're gonna be like that, then fuck you" to want to get coffee with you??
I left after you screwed up cause I thought it was over, but now this..
What happened?
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>>28777356
>why don't you wanna get coffee with me
cringe

"Getting coffee" is a big red flag, and she saw it.
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>>28778272
>when the autism kicks in
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>>28778287
In fact , yes.
You people are interesting as fuck. Staceys and chads and paternal issues and the orbiters. I am quite surprised with this board. Usually /pol/ack and /lit/, /b/ until the meme magic of bananas and traps and furrys forced me to exclude in best of the repost for 100th time so, here I am. questions are welcom"d
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>>28777958
You should of AGREED AND AMPLIFIED when she told you she "didnt know you"

Shouldve said something like "yeah, your right. I could totally be a serial killer that just wants to eat your brains"
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>>28778379
Tell me how I can get motivated.
Just do it, right?
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OP

SHE'S A FUCKING CRAZY BITCH LEADING YOU ON

DROP IT, DO A 360 AND RUN AWAY
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>>28778272
BRAVO OP. WELL DONE
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>>28778272
Holy shit man. Even if this one didn't work out you could've kept trying instead of abandoning ship, just think of of it as practice for next time. Clearly you fucking need it, because you had a chance and fucked up.

inb4 she's masochistic and wants your dick now
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Roastie got toasty lol
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>>28778435
No he didn't you fucking beta orbiter. She was being manipulative as fuck. She's an attention whore.
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>>28778435
>Even if this one didn't work out you could've kept trying instead of abandoning ship
Are you retarded. She clearly does not want anything to do with him.
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>>28778435
It was fucking over. If it makes OP feel better to autistically rage at her, let him do it
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>>28778448
Senpai it ain't even over

Bitches like that shit, just say you want to meet for a bite to eat

DO IT NOW FOR FUCK SAKE

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE
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>>28778448
>Y-Y-You're an asshole!
Every time
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This went downhill fast. How do you even fuck up this badly?
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I saw the earlier thread and this girl was really nice, and definitely had interest in you, sadly you just sabotage it by a combination of edgy teen angst and entitlement to pussy. Really sad.
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>>28778448
tell her you just wanted to fuck her anyway you wouldn't want to be close with someone so uninteresting like her
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>>28778448
>Not blocking ever immediately after your last message

Great, you let her get the last word in
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>>28778495
She's a diseased fish. Let her go, OP. There's much bigger and healthier fish out there.
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>>28778495
>Really? You probably talk to a ton of guys. You really like me?

Actual autistic guy here. Even I know that this is some autistic beta shit. It was fucking over at this point.
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>>28778448


She's obviously hurt by what you said.
Tell her you want to raw dog her throat and spew warm glazed cum all over her forehead as it drips and sheens like a diamond
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>>28778496
For once, tripfag is correct.
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aw this thread again

afkew9234
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>>28778414
First fix your studies and family links. If you cant , earn money and go away. Start to read books. NOW . You lose 10k neural connections a day.
Do sport. After building up do combat sport. After boosting confidence with intelligence+strength commence to read newspapers, to get involved in your work/study enviroment. Be polite as fuck, be ingenious if ylu want to be a talkative man. Be yourself if you want to be respected.
Dont fear. Dont think. Just act. The only one who can ends sloth is you. And it starts now. Nor later nor tomorro nor nect week. You succed or you fail but you jusst have to act.
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>>28778477
"... Do you want coffee now?"
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Oh god OP. For future reference, here's how to talk on Tinder. Just follow this and you'll be finel.
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>>28778602
"You WILL drink coffee with me!"
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>>28777958
You fucked up but she's acting like a bitch anyway
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>>28778608
Another example. Be friendly, be nice, don't be insecure, and don't attach yourself too early on. You'll be fine, just move on.
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>>28778608
>I got a drunk girls Facebook

Wow, impressive. You talk like a faggot btw
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>>28778664
Well, she's currently my gf, which is more than most people here can say.
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>>28778608
This is like the 40th time you've posted that this fortnight fucking hell man
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>>28778647
This is cancer m8. You're just probably an attractive guy and this is why the convo is going well. This is literally low-effort conversation, like you both turned your brain off. You're literally saying nothing. I've had conversations like these before, but the girl didn't fuck me because I'm not attractive

TLDR: Fuck off normie ree and all that jazz
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>>28778448
>admits she was messing with you
>calls you the asshole
Oh, women.
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>>28778608
>she finds cute from the beginning

Even if he was talking to her in Somali, he would have still gotten in her pants evaluate he is a good looking chad.

Fuck off
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>>28777958
She's right you know... That showed some severe insecurity.
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>>28778453
>>28778458
>>28778475
Eh whatever, I honestly thought it was salvageable, he recovered just fine from his last sperg moment. Maybe I just wanted him to succeed since I followed this thread from the start.
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>>28778448
God bless you, OP. Shit like this is why I don't date. If women can't be clear about their motivations then they aren't worth my time.
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>>28778830
Honestly I'm kind of glad OP failed. I only want the uglys and manlets of this board to succeed, not the attractive autists who can't even avoid spilling their spaghetti over the fucking internet
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>>28778608
>>28778647
>>28778706
>this faggot again
Fuck off attention whore
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>>28778706
>I am chad bragging about making a drunk slut my gf on a board for social retards

Wow how fucking pathetic can normies be
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>>28778750
She was obviously just trying to get back at him. She was genuinely interested and when OP sperged out on her, she laid down the "b-but I was just kidding, ahah!" card to make sure she's back on top.
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these threads were great to lurk in

bravo OP you fucking autist
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>>28778874
For once I wish we could come together and make a fake profile of a typical r9k-looking fella and try and get him a date online through our combined meme powers.

That would be so much more fun and informative too, for what would work for us

Though I guess it would fail because a guy like that would never get any responses
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>>28778608
>>28778647

sex

ouinal
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>she's really still responding
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>>28779179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m34GUn0QqA

Literally what this has turned into. Fushta!
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Girl lost. OP won. Thread over
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>>28779179
op pls stop youre so fucking retarded
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>>28779179
ask her if she wants a coffee now kek
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She really has to get the last word in, doesn't she
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>>28779179
OP, straight up ask her for sex. You have nothing to lose and she seems crazy enough to do it.
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>>28779287
rolling for this. do it op. just say "so... you wanna fuck or what?"
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>>28779286
OP quick "so this is what arguing feels like... do you want a coffee now?"
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>>28779286
tell her to let the butthurt flow through her

ask for nudes for icing on the cake
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>>28779287
HOLY SHIT IT WORKED!!! LOL
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>>28779286
ask her if she wants to have make up sex
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>>28779377
this. do it familia
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>>28779286

Post her a pick with ur dick in one hand and a coffee carton in the other and say will you help me cream my coffee. I dare you.
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>>28779391
you fucked up when you said "wait really"
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>>28779392
this op

tell her lets find a nice muddy hole to get naked like rufus
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>>28779391
dude don't reply so fast we are experts here, ask her for nudes
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>>28779391
>wait really?

God I hate you so much OP. How is it that you can't resist being a giant faggot.

You've basically set her up to trash you again
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>>28779391
>Wait really???

Are you a kid? Don't act surprised. Act like you own her. Without being mean, be assertive.
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Just kidding I'm retarded.

At least I tried.
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>>28779437
>>28779429
op is stage 5 terminal autismo
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>>28777356

sorry OP, i only look at vagabond tinder threads.
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>>28779455
Maybe. But you look like a fuckable molerat.

Verbatim OP, don't improvise.
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>>28779391
>Wait really?
Ruined
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>>28779455
>i look like a mole rat
Tell her "But you're my molerat <3"
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>>28779455
she's still interested op i'm telling you.
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>>28779455
tell her lets get naked like mole rats and fuck the hate away in a nice warm muddy hole
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>>28779455
alright OP this is what you say

"i'm actually pretty sexually attracted to that one molerat from kim possible"
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>>28779455
girls love conflict, it makes life interesting, keep saying nasty stuff then apologize then continue
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>>28779486
Yes, but you're my mole rat <3
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>>28779455
I like how someone else's insult is actually really bugging her.

How does it feel that the only thing that works against this girl are things other guys came up with?
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>>28779477
I hope you know what you're talking about
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>>28779515
JESUS CHRIST. THE SAVAGE
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>>28779515
How old are you both?

Yes I am original
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>>28779515
>>28779515
What do you look like OP? Asking for a friend
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>>28779515
WHAT. THE .FUCK.

ask her for nudes OP, she will deliver 100%
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>>28779515
"Okay, I'm really sorry for everything I said. I never really learned how to talk to girls and I never really got as far as I got with you. Fuck the coffee, what do you want to do?"
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S-she's just teasing me r-right?
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>>28779609
Why does she keep coming back for more?
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>>28779558
I'm 20 and she's 19
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>>28779609
alright op

"block me then faggot oh wait i forgot you want me to bust a nut all over your face thats why you're still trying to hop on my dick"
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>>28779609
>>28779597
Do this. Maybe try to sorta salvage it. Women love to be aplogized to.
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>>28779609
tell her she needs to watch her big ass mouth before the beta uprising gets to her doorstep
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>>28779609
She sure gives you a lot of attention for someone who thinks you're a creep.

If she was really indifferent she would've unmatched already
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>>28779644
they always do lmao
>>28779609
OP ask her out again or ask for nudes
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>>28778608
No OP, just no. This retard is almost as bad as you

All that shit, for what? No date, no number, just a facebook page?

No, this is autistic shit from a retard.
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>>28779653
OP is the attractive autist variety
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>>28779609
>As if you don't enjoy the attention. You wouldn't be talking to me if you didn't want to go further. At least send me some nudes.

Just follow my voice OP, don't listen to the autists around.
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>>28779609
no, she's not teasing
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>>28779609
I'm a weeirdoooo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belooong here.
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>>28779649
Fuck this funny. Needed a good laugh m8

5/5 brettygood
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She's catching on to you guys now. Fuck
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You hired a guy called "Crazy Steve"?
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>>28779756
ITS NSA JUMP SHIPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHH
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>>28779756
DUDE THIS IS YOU'RE WAY OUT HOLY SHIT YOU CAN RECOVER FROM ALL OF YOUR FUCKUPS
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>>28779756
I-I'm your friend?
~uwu
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>>28779756
You're trying too many approaches. Stick to one "personality."

Tell her:

Why do you ask? Don't worry I won't show them your nudes when you send them.
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>>28779756
>implying I have any friends

Also, she suspects because you've dropped your capital letters and punctuation.
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>>28779756
that was solid connor. good job. fuck that bitch. she doesn't deserve us.
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>>28779756
say "It doesn't matter I won't show them the nudes when you send them"
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>>28779756
"Only like 4 of them. Why?"
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>>28779756
Say "Damn I'm suprised you didn't unmatch me haha"
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>>28779784
Don't listen to this autist. Sticking with one personality is boring. Be unpredictable.
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>>28779756
Okay OP this is the line you say:

I'm sorry we got off on the wrong leg, or should I say fake leg made out of wood. I shouldn't, but I should. I'm quite mellow, a white fellow, my pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello to a fine chick I matched on Tinder.

(eminem lyrics btw)
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Wew lad she's toasty
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>>28779900
fuck i messed it up it should be "wrong foot"
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>>28779756
"I'm just fucking with you, Jesus Christ. It's just me. Now send me the goochy"
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>>28779916
You should've said that you don't have any friends
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>>28779916
Absolutely fantastic.

A hook-up app certainly is a great way to deal with those insecurity and low self-esteem problems of hers.
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>>28779756
> tfw I now have a friend
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>>28779916
"Wait you know i'm just kidding right lol :)"
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>>28779916
Say

>Wow okay I was joking haha did my friends really get you that worked up?
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>>28779916
say something along the lines of

>have self esteem problems
>go on tinder to fuck with dudes
>get upset when they fuck with you back

but dont greentext it
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>>28779916
>What joke? Why would I joke about wanting to fuck you? I like your body and you seem nice enough to be a girlfriend.
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>>28777356
>"i don't even know you"

bitch what the fuck do you think dating apps are for. if you aren't interested stop leading people on you dumb slut.
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>>28779916
"Let me know when you find the right guy on a hookup app whose magic dick pumps self-esteem into your butt"
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>>28779916
Link this thread
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>>28780014
this tbqh the toast levels will be off the charts.
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>>28780014
This is how OP eventually should end it unless he can somehow turn this around. I just find the prospect of her reading all these autistic comments really funny
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>>28779916
You're being mean OP
send her a dick pic
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>>28779916
Oh so you think insecurities are exclusive to your gender. Fuck you, I'm here on my own trying to meet people and you've rejected my every attempt at getting to know you, but now you're the victim? You're the insecure one that matches with a trillion guys who adore you simply because you're a mildly attractive girl?

Fuck you.
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>>28780026
das the point tho
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>>28779916
tell her "you're right, I'm sorry. can we still get that up of coffee so I could apologize to you personally. it'll be on me."

girls love being right because they have some mental problem of being right all the time
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>>28779916
SEND A DICK PIC tbqh.
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>>28780014
end with this then stop replying
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>>28779916
TOASTY ROASTY

OP was not a faggot today
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I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.
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>>28780014
This OP. Fucking do this now.

It will be hilarious, especially after the self esteem comment.
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>>28779916
send her the link to this thread so she knows it's not a joke
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>>28779391
>wait really

I feel like we are the ones being trolled here.
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>>28780102
Send a picture of your dick and say that your dick could be that magic dick.
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>>28780102
OP you savage brute
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>>28780102
Jesus H. Christ this is absolutely tasty.

Fucking destroy her OP dont even try to repair things.
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Show her this thread OP, do it now!
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>>28780102
THE FUCKING MADMAN

original
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This thread is a roller coaster of emotions, and I'm so happy I'm here rn. I love all you guys. Now let's watch two autistic ppl fall in love.
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>>28780102
Holy shit, she's a fucking riot. She just keeps replying. You could make up some bullshit about leaving your phone out or blame your assburgers and she'd probably forgive you. What city are you in, OP? I want to match with this roastie.
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>>28780102
USE THE RAP LYRICS IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO GET LAID YOU FUCKASS
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>>28780179
Usually I try and pretend like OP isn't making all this up but he's drawn this out for too long
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Lol women logic at its finest
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>>28780102
Link the thred to her mate
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>>28780219
>With pleasure, wanna help?

Come on OP!
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>>28780219
Send your dick and ask if she would like to slob on your knob.
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>>28780220
How many times must you be told this OP? Do it now damnett!
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>>28780219
>fuck you
Oh, she mad.
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>>28780102
Say "I want to fuck your asshole doggystyle and stick my index and middle finger into both your nostrils and yank your head back while you squeal like a pig."
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>>28780219
You've reached the crescendo m8. You can't keep building up the music any longer. It's time for the climax, I have blue balls here

LINK THE THREAD
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>>28780220
Fucking do this now OP!
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>>28780175
Yeah this is amazing. I can't stop laughing and I haven't laughed in a while
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GET HER SKYPE OP
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>>28780220
Linking the thread is s really dumb idea. Do you really want her showing her friends and bringing more normalscum into here?
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mfw OP doesn't even know how to link it to her
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Okay now I'm mad. Fuck girls
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>>28780305
This.
The fuck are you retards thinking. As if there weren't enough normans on here already...
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>>28780319
ruined yourself op. you left it strong but came back and fucked your own ass
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>>28780305
M8, we're helping some guy who's matched a woman on tinder and there's countless threads about sex and relationshops. This place is filled with normies as it is.

>>28780319
Come on, what is this? You were supposed to fuck her. Not deal with your mommy issues on her.
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>>28780305
she won't enjoy the most sexist board on 4chan and neither would her friends
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>>28780319
Oh god he self destructed so bad. Damn op lol

Shouldve linked the thread
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>>28780319
S P I T T H E T R U T H
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>>28780319
I don't know about that one friend, too much weakness
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>>28780319
You sound salty af kek
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>>28780319
Well. That was stupid.

Of all the options you had you choose that.
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>>28780319
>admitting you're a virgin
Ya blew it.
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>>28780319
OH FFS OP YOU GIANT FAGGOT

Do not post anything that didn't originate from someone other than you. You seriously fuck over everything.

Should have linked the thread instead, now you wrote some cringey shit instead. Now she's gonna block you its all ogre m8
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>>28780319
im gonna go play video games
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Now she knows you are a virgin, this is dead. She wiukdnt touch you now no matter what.
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>>28780319
Everyone is gonna say this is weak but fuck that. You weren't gonna be with her anyways, so at least give her some fucking perspective. Let her know how fucking good she has it so she remembers it the next time she has the fucking audacity to complain about "muh insecurities"
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>>28780319
was showing that side of you that most people on the fucking internet would find quite pathetic the best idea, op?
was it?
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>>28780379
Yep, thread is over m8s. Such a fucking dissapointment
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>>28780372
all....OGRE??

:D:D
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Best thread in a long time, good job OP
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>>28780381
>implying she's going to remember a goddamned thing
They never learn. OP fucked up.
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Is it over? Did OP fuck it for us all
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>>28780337
>>28780341
>>28780347
>>28780354
>>28780357
>>28780361
>>28780364
>>28780372
>>28780379
What the fuck else was gonna do? Pretend he's Chad, somehow fix this mess and then fuck her? Robots have to spit the truth to these fucking toasty roasties who think their life ia a misery because that one Chad didn't fuck her. Give her some fucking perspective.
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>>28780102
SAVAGE
AVAGE
VAG
AGE
GE
E
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it's been 7 minutes shit
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>>28780434
he did. quite. in every way possible
like admitting you're 12 in the internet in the middle of a fucking firestorm
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I thought she was cute :(
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>>28780475
Fuck with her more and be dominate? It isn't about fucking her you retard. It's about fucking with her.
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>>28780482
It worked. She's at his house, sucking his dick.
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>>28780475
rt perspectivo yo
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>>28780504
Same. I'd let my jism land on her face.
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>>28780319
>geez, I wonder why girls don't like virgins


Holy shit, that's a fine display of virgin rage if I've ever seen one.
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>>28780515
Yep. I came to this thread for laughs and bantz, not to be reminded of my own crippling autism
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>>28780515
Fuck her brain with your virtual cock
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>>28780319
I leave the board for a measly hour and shit blows the fuck up. Went from "looking great" to an austist paradise reeaaaal quick.
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>>28780475
I agree with this, make her roast in hell
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OP is officially kill.
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>>28780661
He's probably angrily masturbating right now. I can't blame him desu. Hope you're doing alright, Connor.
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>>28777356
>>28780319

Should have linked the thread instead of frog squealing you glorious autistic bastard
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where were u when Connor is kill?
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fun time has ended now
go back to your boring life modafocka
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AM I TO LATE? DID OP FUCK IT ALL UP? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!
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Connor sama ;_;

We miss you already

If you're still here, link her thread, or link her screen cap off thread
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>>28780716
i was shitpost when
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>>28777356
i imagine like OP looks like this
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Everything seemed so hopeful at the very start. I was the first one to suggest advice to you, OP. Your autism is unparalleled. And that is something nobody can take away from you.
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>>28780779
No OP is definitely attractive otherwise she wouldn't have tolerated his Aspergers for so long
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>>28780779
>that monstrosity gets to cuddle and have sex while girls don't even look at me
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>>28780836
Honestly the girl in that picture is probably uglier and fatter. I'd rather be a virgin than fuck whoever is behind that phone
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rather fuck lord of the onion rings than fuck that 19 year old cunt
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>>28780759
I'm still here. I'll post some more screencaps in a minute.
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come on connor help us help you get dat ass
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>>28780904
CONNOR LIVES LADS.
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>>28778495
I saw the thread yesterday, told op she was fucking with him. Tinder is you seal the meet up around 3 messages, thats literally it.

Do what I did OP, go to a doc, say you are a hypersexual and they will prescribe drugs to make you not even care about women any more.
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>>28780904
mah basketball american
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How do I even talk my way out of this?
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