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chat feels get sad edition
>>27223174
First for never had a first before
![Peter-Kay-001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CUYkiRT.jpg "Peter-Kay-001[1].jpg")
> Peter Kay
Yay or nay?
>muh feels
Get a grip.
>>27223238
G A R L I C
A
R
L
I
C
>>27223238
Firm yay.
Poleaboo is comfy in bed
Just finished reading a chapter of Kaiji
>>27223174
Make sure to post your waifu
Thinking about becoming a priest.
Can't get a job doing nout else, not even army'll take me.
>>27223279
You need a degree to be a priest
>>27223284
Yeah got one. Jeez mate everyone has a degree these days anyway.
>>27223284
I thought you just had to pretend god told you personally to become one
>>27223315
I don't have a degree I was too mental to even finish college.
>>27223262
Posting waifu for the first time in a while~
>>27223249
You have better taste than I thought you did, Poleaboo~
My life is so fucking empty.
Remember to make some Zooks, lads.
https://mega.nz/#!LRpykI7C!4c0RdXeQKCzEVBhFcz0UgdTvmbstYmH2gvd8b2lft-E
>>27223245
>>27223238
BREAD
R
E
A
D
>>27223238
No. PLEB TIER COMEDY.
>>27223262
Now that her show is over people mightstop calling her seasonal in a few months I hope. My feelings are genuine.
>>27223238
Yeah Phoenix nights was amazing
>>27223331
Nah, you need a degree, voluntary experience and to be able to pass an enhanced DBS check to make sue you're ok to be around kids.
>>27223123
How is not being a snitch being normie? Since when are abnormies little arse kissers to the boss?
>>27223279
Do you have experience with boys?
>tfw watched all of the vids from all of the youtube channels I enjoy
Feels empty
Anyone got any good channel recommendation to check out?
The one's I enjoy are
>Retsuprae
>Top5s
>WhatCulture
>Game/Film Theorists
>Wrestling With Wregret
What else is out there?
>>27223238
Massive yay
Used to hate him but he's one of my favourites now
Sums up working class British culture so well
Having OCD freakout need help. I was watching a youtube vid and I looked at a girl's body without being able to see her face. Anyway I thought she had a nice body but then her face came into view and I saw that she was really young. Does this mean I'm a pedophile????
>>27223410
That's a different argument mate. That bloke was on about people being after Poleaboo, not the shop story.
>>27223375
Fuck off Stew
>>27223421Making Zooks
>>27223437
Yes the rozzers are on their way right now.
>>27223397
ra ra ray von
Just had 7 cans of beer and a bunch of chicken and ribs... I think it's time to lay down for a comfy night in bed now and fall asleep soon.
>>27223437
It's worse, *grips you firmly on the shoulder looking you dead in the eyes* you're straight.
>>27223437
How is that OCD? Fuck off retard
>>27223421
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrTNhL_yO3tPTdQ5XgmmWjA
https://www.youtube.com/user/BritbongReturn
add an s to britbong return because 4chan thinks its spam
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxJf49T4iTO_jtzWX3rW_jg
>>27223437
If you like it it is natural.
I feel the same way, I can't help it. I'm not stupid enough to fuck a young girl but I know what I like and I bet many men like it too.
unless you're a neanderthal, you should be fine without butt raping a young girl.
Never feel ashamed for your natural interests and instincts.
>>27223346
Thanks, Tilde
Did you purge today?
>>27223531
Read up about Pure O OCD. Then fuck off retard.
>>27223542
Wish you'd stop shilling this boring shit on this website
>>27223421
UpUpDownDown
Cr1tikal
GradeAUnderA
The WWE Game Night videos are fucking top kek
Ashens
>>27223546
I don't think I'm normally attracted to young girls though. I just couldn't see her face and she had a developed body.
parents just got back from holiday.
no more watching pron without the headphones on.
they did bring me short bread so swings and roundabouts.
>>27223238
Absolute shit tier.
>>27223587
Well there's nothing more to it then, you're fine
>>27223567
I may have made two threads about him on /v/ but that harldy counts as shilling my good man. I also stopped doing that as I got banned for a month
>>27223503
Sounds like a week's worth of calories there lad.
>>27223608
Shortbread is rank tho
>>27223572
>GradeAUnderA
Literally a Reddit paki who chats shit and shouts in a le so funny voice
I'm not a fan
>Ashens
Also Reddit
>>27223552
>did you purge today?
About 20 minutes ago senpai. Said I wasn't going to do it today but it got the best of me ~
>>27223688
>Ashens
fuck off m8. you're a literal spacker.
>>27223572
>c1tikal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWQZ5iyj3dQ
>>27223699
How does purging make you feel?
I've started cutting and think it might be in the same ballpark
Will post cut in about an hour
>>27223262
Posting a cheeky Jun though I'm playing EDF.
>moyes>moyes>moyes
>>27223688
>>27223723
I have enjoyed a few of ashens videos, I think he is sometimes shite but it is interesting to see the tat he reviews
>>27223699
You have some issues lad.
>>27223636
Yeah thanks I'm calming down now. That was stupid.
>>27223421
DSP's Hateful Truth game review series.
idubbbztv
lindybeige
davepretendo
larry bundy jr
million dollar extreme
rockcock64
This is a very varied selection for you to browse.
>>27223723
He's about as Reddit as you can get
>aha, I am le quirky British man! Here's my sofa haha
>Ooer I got some tat (that's British slang btw) from the pound shop - oh dear, that tastes a bit low quality (can you believe it!?)
>aha another look crate filled with.. What's this? Aha more tat!
>found a picture of the MGS2 results screen from the stream of a Japanese girl, who I've been infatuated with since finding here.
>it was a year ago
I don't understand this feel, lads.
>>27223867
Thank you mate now I will have something to fill my time with
>>27223887
What about my suggestions you fucking cunt
>>27223572
Thanks as well mate sorry only just seen your post
>>27223723
>>27223881
He's done an AMA on reddit and he did a series with Nerd Cubed who is reddit personified. That said, I've liked all of his videos, not so sure about his feature film.
>>27223921
WHAT ABOUT MY SUGGESTIONS YOU GODDAMNED FUCKING CUNT
>>27223882
post a link to her
>>27223262
Excellent waifu choice anon.
>>27224072
I would, but I don't want to get daydream cucked
What we listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXt6TxWbUk8
Onee-chan is acting very weird and distant today lads, though she is feeling a bit sick. I hope she's better soon.
>>27224143
I hope she dies tbqhm9
>>27223777
how does it feel /britfeel/?
>>27224202
Wouldn't know
My issue is my standards are way too high considering what a pathetic man I am
>>27224195
It's just a sore throat and a cold m8. Sorry to disappoint.
>>27223262
I always do
Anyone staying up for QT and This Week?
>>27224202
He's a looker in Hull
>>27224295
wait hang on how the fuck did that get past the robot
>>27224328
the robot knows that waifus must be posted
>>27224298
Haven't watched QT in a while. Normally just watch Peter Hitchens highlights on youtube. Is it still a virtue signalling clapfest?
>>27224352
If it wasn't it wouldn't be question time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
This Week is always pretty great though
>>27224298
Yeah, there's a dedicated thread on the politics board. >>>/pol/67818912
What's the film tomorrow lads?
>tfw can't get too drunk as have to be up early on Saturday
Just made my first omelette in the new house boys.
Used a bit too much butter though, it tasted too fucking sweet.
>>27224411
should've eased off on all the cum
>>27224407
Demolition Man
http://strawpoll.me/7063894/r
>>27224478
Pretty sure these polls are getting proxied to shit the past few weeks.
>Lego Movie wins in a landslide
>Scott Pilgrim vs K-On with the two films taking almost 50% of the vote between them
>Demolition Man suddenly making up 7-8 votes in the last few hours of the poll to beat Hot Fuzz, which had been leading the entire time.
>>27224533
The last one is a good thing though
>>27224613
>If they are getting proxied, then whoever's doing it should probably pay more attention seeing as polling shut at tuesday midnight (>27182525) this week, at which point Hot Fuzz was well in the lead
Based Gorrila-chan
>>27224407
>>27224478
>>27224533
If they are getting proxied, then whoever's doing it should probably pay more attention seeing as polling shut at tuesday midnight (>>27182525) this week, at which point Hot Fuzz was well in the lead
>>27224612
>you
>btfo
>>27224645
PICK BOTH
>>27224533
Not quite, it was posted on /brit/ on /int/ and 8ch encouraging people to vote for Hot Fuzz.
>>27224662
Hot fuzz is overplayed and reddit tier at this point
the best film we've had was the fifth element
>>27224714
Do you just use "reddit" to describe everything you don't like?
Starting to get a bit muscly lads. Who /gettingfitforsummer/ here?
>>27224714
We can address all these issues at the after-showing council.
>>27224714
Then don't watch it mate. None cares what you think
Jog on mate
>>27224741
summer 2017 I hope for your sake
>>27224739
Yes pretty much senpai, or just lame ass unfunny shit that is merely popular rather than good, with lel so randum its a fucking swan humour, jumping all other for people with no attention span
>>27224407
Don't listen to >>27224478
Gorilla chan confirmed that it would be Hot Fuzz, as it was in the lead when polling closed.
Visiting Leeds this Saturday. What should I expect?
>>27224800
There is nothing wrong with Hot Fuzz. You're just salty because demolition man got cucked again, which it will be gain next week as i've got a stonker lined up.
Poleaboo has completed his daily cut
Bored
>>27224930
I didn't vote for demolition man but it is much more the kind of film we should be watching.
You are just booty blasted for getting called out on being a cunt
>girl I grew up with
>known her since I was about 6
>22 now
>she has recently reached out to me to "meet up for drinks"
>always ends her texts with two kisses every time
>she wants to go out on saturday night
FUUUUUUUUUCK
Not sure how to respond. I have been complimented on my looks by several girls but I always fuck up because I'm socially retarded. I don't mean "hue hue I'm a bit awkward lol!!!!" I mean I think I might be genuinely retarded when it comes to social interaction, I always fuck things up.
Should I go for drinks with her? We havent been close for years since she went to a different secondary school and then a different college but she only lives around the corner. She's pretty average looking but that doesn't mean shit since she's a fucking female and she's talking to me.
I should add, she fancied me from the ages of about 7 to 10 if that makes any difference
I'm more annoyed about missing black books after the film than the film itself, maybe it can be father Ted next. Tho the banter will be weak this week because I won't be there.
>>27224951
fucking why mate?
why?
>>27224951
Stop cutting in the same place, it's boring.
Try a different limb, or your dick.
>>27224971
Well the people feel differently and they watch what they want to and not what you think they should. The only film we shouldn't watch are those that are not good for shitposting.
>>27225011
your situation is literally my dream.
> i still miss a girl i haven't seen for 7 years
> why must i be so pathetic
>>27225023
First it was for attention and to show everyone that I'm the victim
Now, on top of that, I kinda like it, I go in harder than I used to and make multiple cuts
>>27224478
Fuck, I legit got a bit excited momentarily.
We really need to address the corruption in these polls desu.
>>27225042
>the people
in your obviously rigged poll?
>>27223262
>>27223346
>Missed you on Steam by 2 minutes
Come to the group chat ladd
>>27225011
Do it, prick. She doesn't have to become your waifu for laifu, but it would no doubt be nice to meet up with an old friend.
Unless you're some stupid weeaboo NEET virgin. But you're not a stupid weeaboo NEET virgin, are you, mate?
>>27225011
Just go. Try not to put unnecessary pressure on it, just consider it as catching up with an old friend and take it from there.
>>27225064
Mate, you need to talk to somebody other than /britfeel/
Clearly the abuse you're suffering has damaged your mental well being
>>27225073
The guy running them is corrupt. He lets weebs nominate and vote when they don't even bother to watch and join in the conversation, taking nominations and advice through the steam group that none of us regulars actually use.
>>27225075
I've only rigged for Pilgrim against K-On and that was because subs are no good for the chat. I've not proxied or advertised to vote for Hot Fuzz on this board or any other.
>Talking to myself more and more every day
Am I going mad, lads? I'm starting to have full on conversations with myself.
>>27225113
>talk to somebody other than /britfeel/
There is no one else
>>27223346
Good to see you alive lad, drop us a message or something yeah?
>>27225148
Glad to see you're fully aware of whats going on. I'm sure you've attended every film night
>>27225148
I agree, that guy is corrupt and a slut for the weebs. Everything Is based on the steam chat and they just laugh at us. It's not like they even watch it.
>>27225228
I have, yes.
>>27225183
I do the same subconsciously
Sometimes I imagine I'm a politician and I'm being interviewed on radio 4
>>27225148
All of this weeks nominations were made during last week's stream, so only people who actually show up can nominate. Check your facts, faggot.
>>27225148
>>27225286
Except the weebs have never won a week. The closest they came was last week and I cucked them out of it with my proxies.
>>27225363
Most of the weebs didn't want K-ON and voted for Pilgrim.
>tfw just got shit job at Tesco
>hate it and makes me want to kill myself
>old employer in finance has been ringing me off the hook trying to me to come back
>willing to give me everything I ever wanted to come back and work for them again
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw
>>27225288
>MUH CORRUPTION
You're a fucking liar anon. Stop being salty because your shit film didn't win
>tfw in love with the girl who works at waterstones
>buy books i'll never read just so i can have fleeting chit-chat with her
;_;
>>27225399
I've seen first hand that we agreed Ferris Bueller in the chat after Rush Hour. But what happened? The anon in charge threw a fit and said he didn't want to watch that so filled the list with weeb shit.
>>27225387
>The weebs didn't want the one film they have not shut up about since film night started.
Alright m8.
>>27225443
No one agreed shit, it was literally one guy going on about how great it would be to watch Ferris Bueller.
>>27225059
Try to reconnect man, you never knowjust BEE urself :))
>>27225091
I'm a stupid weeaboo but I have a job and had sex withUkranian prostitutes
>>27225098
Thanks, I'll try to treat it as a normal day out.
>>27225522
Godspeed anon and nice trip dubs.
>>27225443
>>27225449
Are you the same lad who joins the stream, moans about the film for about half an hour, and still doesn't leave?
bros i m drunk as shit and just shaved my l
pubes. there's blood everywhere
my dilemma is that my legs and gooch are hairy as fuck, and I mean fucking hairy seriously I'm like a gorilla, and it looks wierd having a bald spot where my pubes were
I'm not going to try to shave my arse or gooch as my attempt already already resulted in blood, but should I just shave my leg hairs?
also I want to shave my head bald, and I have a lot of hair already but i think I'm going to regret doing that so no
help me lads what do
also why do I feel the need to cut my hair when I drink
>>27225428
>confident enough to chit-chat with her
fuck off, normie
I'm pretty sure the gorilla fag is actually just the Jun guy messing with us with the steam chat.
>>27225568
Yeah and what if I am? What are you going to do?
Hope you like K-On because I'll be suggesting it every week from now on.
>>27225602
Oh yeah God what a cunt he is for hosting film nights for us
>>27225602
>gorilla-chan
>Junlad
>Same guy
Incorrect
>>27225568
You've replied to two different people.
I'm this guy>>27225449
I've never moaned about a film. The only time i've left is when Rush Hour was started about half an hour early.
>>27225443
What? That literally didn't happen, stop trying to stir shit or being schizophrenic, whichever one it is
t. someone who was there last week
>>27225638
This.
Gorilla should only post the voting poll in the movie chat so that only those of us that bothered to show up get to nominate and vote.
>>27225428
>in love with a girl
Lame.
>tfw no cardio
Charged into the mosh pit at a gig tonight and quickly realised my folly when one song had played and I was so gassed I thought I waa going to die.
Pits are always full of fat pricks. Don't know how they do it.
>>27225574
It all sounds like a great idea
>>27225744
>inbetweeners
>SIGH mega lame dude
>>27225687
i personally would prefer it this way but Gorilla wants to maintain a link with Britfeel, so i think the system we have got now where films only get nominated in the chat but are voted on outside of it is the best balance.
>>27225772
I used to post on a very niche Murricunt dominated imageboard and I had to make sure I had lots of niche British reaction images to distinguish myself,you BUMDER!
>>27225184
Therapy then? We're all a bit fucked here but you seem to be a lot worse with all of this shit you're going through. Get some help mate
>>27224951
>Pat your head
>rub your stomach
>>27226016
Anxiety makes therapy impossible
>>27226222
I went to see my therapist after a few pints, it seems like she is going to turn out to be useless anyway though.
It was just good saying some things out loud to someone who seemed to care.
>>27223174
The worst misscarriage of justice the nation has ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnN0onuFGo
>>27226424
HE'S here
Yup
Who /leeds/ here, latenightbros?
Today I only ate a bowl of cereal, a 6 inch sub and some doritos because I was too lazy to do my washing up so I had plates to eat
How was your day lads?
>>27223608
sound on porn is overrated anyway. 9/10 times I watch it muted, unless I'm listening to the intro/interview
>>27223867
Another fan of based Lindy
>>27226424
turn on captions at 3:45
wtf
>>27226424
Ian Huntley was a bigger miscarriage
>>27226464
I ate 6 turkey dinosaurs, watched a couple of episodes of anime, played Warframe for a little bit (gonna get old fast) and wasted 2 hours trying to get an achievement on Super League Football in Pinball FX (was so close!)
Gonna finish off a gamemaker tutorial now and then start on my game (top down, 2d sandbox) tomorrow.
someone post the old ian huntley copypastas
they were hilarious
bet no one remembers them
>>27226730
The ones where that guy was supposedly his pen pal and they talked about the games he played in prison?
>>27226767
yeah
i'd love to read them again but i think they were posting before the old archive got shut down
fucksake
>>27226730
I want to believe
Made him sound like a right lad
>>27226730
those poor sprogs
https://discord.gg/0tTP68lFXHFSFExF
official britfeel discord group
@27226914
rather not be involved with that gayshit desu.
tfw I read 50 pages of my book and then worked on programming for 2 continuous hours today without browsing 4chan at all
I think my concentration is getting better senpaitachi
>>27226914
And I bet it's full of insufferable fucking normtards
Yea, fuck off
>>27226934
firstly its not gay secondly give me a (you) next time you fucking cunt
>>27226957
As for you I'm the only one there so no but thanks for the (you) anyway friend
>>27226664
Sweet pal, good luck with your achievements
>tfw I never meet anyone online who lives in england
>>27227080
On what games?
>>27227080
For reals brah? Weird af.
>>27227097
the omegle game :^)Its the only place I seem to be able to talk to people and now a bot has ruined it
>>27227120
lets make a new tag and have a chat anon
>>27227080
join my server with the link here
>>27226914
>go chicken and chip shop
>nigger barges in front
>say "scuse me m8 i was first"
>he gives me a screw face and says "dont get happy" (wtF?)
>chicken man says i was actually in front
>gives me 2 extra wings
>nigeer says "Wait till i get my food cuz ill knock you out"
>i go home instead
>>27227323
why are black men so toxic
>>27227370
p-pls no bullying
>>27227323
Why didn't you wait to be knocked out?
>got a bad headache and feel like shit
>want to go lay down and sleep but don't want to wake up during the day cause I feel even worse during daylight
precarious situation lads
>>27227430
shitposting cant wait
>>27227370
no idea pham. in hackney we are full of brutish niggers, have to be vigilant
>>27227323
Black culture is one of violence, the only way he would have understood is for you to beat him into submission.
Anyone from Oxford or Coventry?
>>27227370
The Warrior gene is present in all negroids and around 20% of caucasians.
People with the warrior gene exhibit higher levels of behavioral aggression in response to provocation. It also results in more risk-taking.
>>27227525
>hackney
which chicken shop was it?
