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Tuesday fry up edition
>tfw no freedom of expression in uk
WAKE UP YOU LAZY GOBSHITES AND ENTERTAIN ME
Morning lads, at my desk already. Let the shitposting commence.
>tfw no hannah gfspoiler for originality
>company I work for has lost 1.7 million through buying errors.
>gives it to me event though im not that high up
>give me one staff member under me to fix it
>company could get banned from trading because of this error
>saved 300,000 so far after a week of work
>need to save 500k more by Friday to meet a target set by the regulator that if we don't meet bad things could happen.
>non of my bosses seem to care that much and are incredibly non chalont about a missing 1.7 million. They won't give me more staff and don't care the target won't be hit
A britfeel without waifus is a sad britfeel indeed.
Post 'em.
Working from home this morning lads.
Which basically means eating an amazing breakfast, having a coffee and browsing 4chan until I have to leave the house for my first visit.
>>27169146
That's because you're now the scapegoat. When shit hits the fan it's gonna fly straight in your direction
>>27169328
How did he not see this lol good luck in your sacking meeting cause you lost 1.7mil
>>27169360
>cucked out of 1.7 million by his own jew boss
Havnt cum in a week and 2 days.
Feels weird lads.
>>27169146
I hate to break this to you, but that's because you're the fall guy. You are a lamb that will be sacrificed for the greater good of the company.
>>27169751
source on this?fucking robot
>>27169146
Call the fucking regulator & tell them your side of the story, you're bosses know exactly whats going on. The regulator is your only friend now.
How does a person that has high school grades but hasn't finished college go to uni or such? i tried to look into netherlands but every single god damn mother fucking uni needs post 16 education. Im not ready to do another 2 years with depressing children.
19 btw
>>27169877
It's you mom from before you wrecked her.
>>27169146
Do what the other lads say
Don't let mr goldbergshekelstein and his chums snake you
just got trips in a get thread lads
best i've felt in like 6 months
>>27169945
>implying the regulator's not in the jews pocket too.
>>27170110
I got quints of 5 once
Was doing laps of my room
What's the best beer to get out of lidl? Cheap and strong is what I'm after.
>>27170110
Nice one, lad.
Check these
>>27170006
Look into foundation years or open university courses lad.
GOOD MORNING CAMPERS
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR THE DAY?
ME? CHILLING ON FM ALL DAY
Slow thread today.
>>27170445
1.99 for dry wood 5.3% cider 4x440ml
Just got let go from work.
pls post rare Jezzas to cheer me up
>>27170650
lex luther levels of sanity
>>27170655
you're clearly experienced in this and I've got to say I like it a lot
ahhh very impressive/10
>>27170677
No worries mate, the beer might even be the same price/% but i'm more of a cider and vodka guy
>>27170666
Shouldn't you be happy?
>>27170687
That I'm unemployed now?
>>27170698
Yes. Unless you have zero money saved up.
>>27169260
A life without Azusa is a sad life indeed.
>>27170719
I have about 4000 in savings. Problem is I have bills to pay, rent, car insurance, etc.
>2 of my school friends have been together for a year
Not j-jealous at all.
Is britfeel dead or are NEETs just sleeping?
Always get intimidated by these threads when they have more than 80 replies, don't want to upset the status quo.
>>27170914
wat are you talking about, most post are just waifus
>>27169260
Still in bed lads, feeling a bit sweaty and smelly desu. Think I will finally have a shower today. Jun seems to like how I smell though.
>>27170655
>cider drinkers
why?
>2nd day working at Tesco after being a NEETgod for 6 months
>supposed to be working 5pm-11pm
>manager rings me up
>don't answer
>leaves a voicemail saying they are short on staff and asks if I can come in ASAP
>implying I'm that much of a wagecuck
>just ignore it and go back to sleep
>>27170957
Literally don't care what alcohol i get into my body, as long as it's alcohol
Or a liqueer
>>27170666
rare jez
>>27170960
>asks you to come in 6 hours early
I've always wanted to work the nightshift at one of those 24 hour Tescos, they look kinda comfy
>>27170960
If you said you were available all the time, that was a test to see if you'll drop everything to suck the Tesco dick.
Expect to be marked down on that in your evaluation m8.
>>27170960
Wow, fucking cheek.
>>27170932
I have no idea. It's like if you saw people having a conversation you wouldn't just but in and try to talk to them because they're already busy. It's weird I feel like I have to almost reserve a place in these threads by posting something early; now that I'm in the conversation I can post throughout the day.
>>27171005
I plan on leaving in a few months after I get some dollaroos anyhow, wagekeking just isn't for me.
>>27171061
senpai, you're always welcome in any thread on r9k, unless you have a cunt
>>27170650
is he inventing a new salute? he isnt pointing his hand upwards while holding his arm up
Really like those little sushi packs that you get from the supermarket lads, tasty little snack
They're a bit pricey though, the big one is like 3 quid and you only get a few pieces in but I can't resist.
Why is asian food so superior to ours? Is it because they're professional NEETs?
>>27171381
The only supermarket sushi I've had was from Asda and it was awful. The only proper sushi I've had was at the sushi restaurant in Manchester's China-bitit's not a full town's worth of China, really.
Anyway, scampi and chips is nicer than thai green curry so you're wrong.
>>27171381
>superior Asian food meme
>>27171381
>Why is asian food so superior to ours?
t. never been to asia
only the good stuff makes it over here because nobody here wants to eat steamed cockroaches and all the other stuff like that
>>27171474
in terms of health benefits, japanese food is far superior to ours (western). So much so that people in japan are healthier despite the ratio of smokers being high over there
>>27171447
>>27171458
>>27171474
*unsheathes katana*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
---original comment---
>>27171474
>>27171514
I much preferred even the cheap convenience store stuff to snack on in Japan than what i get here desu. trying to think objectively about it it just seems overall superior.
Well I'm back from the hospital
They force fed me, watched me, and made sure I couldn't purge
I've never felt so bewildered and upset in my life~
>>27171539
do they have cheese and onion crisps over there?
>>27171514
While you're not wrong, they're also healthy because they have a ridiculously relaxed attitude towards using CT scans so they can catch the worst things quite early.
In the UK the doctor might see you for a few appointments or try different methods to find out what is wrong with you. In Japan you can turn up to the hospital and they're like "hop in, we'll do a body scan right here"
It's quite a problem because it costs them a fortune and there has been pressure from the government telling doctors and patients to stop getting scans for the dumbest little things.
>>27171558
i once saw this youtube vid of a british guy living in japan who was introducing britsh snacks to his jap friends, one of them being cheese and onion crisps, so I don't think they do.
>>27171554
Hahaha, should have water boarded you too.
>>27171516
U mad.jpg
>>27171588
terrifying thought
>>27171554
Fucking silly cunt wasting my (the tax payers) money
Go for a jog on the m25, fat prick
>Due to shit scheduling and sickies my work was short staffed last night.
>3 am dinish for the first time since before xmas. (been 7am for.thw last 3 months)
>asked to stay on
>nope
>place was a shithole.when i left it.
Fuck doing favours for a place that does nothing for me.
>>27171635
so where do you work
>>27167746
>Duncan Sebie in the window
My fucking sides. I love that gormless looking idiot.
Who /civilservice/ here?
>>27171656
Nights at maccas mate.
Its mostly deep cleaning and cooking food.for chavs who come in at the middle.of the night and asda nightshift workers on their break.
The guy whotook over from me in kitchen is one of the laziest cunts on nightshift thoughso doubt he did anything after i left.
>>27171554
Jesus lad, sounds like a prety rough time. Glad to hear you're alive though, you know where your friends are if you want to talk.
>>27171558
I had some great garlic crisps from lawsons though.
>>27171554
Still an attention seeker though, that's good. Would hate anything to happen to tripfags on an anonymous image board. How would we cope?
>got a conditional offer from liverpool even though ive been a NEET for 2 years and dropped out of uni with straight C's
We're all gonna make it
Job starts on saturday
I keep meaning to look into buying a car but i just sit here playing vidya
Anyone else happier during the night?
Ever since I fixed my sleeping pattern, I've never felt so miserable and lacking in energy. I used to be constantly busy when I woke up at 4pm, right up until I went to sleep at 7am, and now that I'm waking up at 9am, I cannot be bothered doing any of my hobbies at all.
>>27171866
evenings and nights are objectively comfier
>>27171554
infuriates me that my tax is going to keeping little fucking weirdos like you alive
fucking cretin, end your life
>>27171554
They should have euthanised you you fat cunt
>>27171826
>conditional
on what condition? you doing A-levels or something?
>>27171905
move countries desu, in better countries you wont have to pay for other people
>>27171916
I'm on a suspended sentence at the moment, as long as I don't violate it I will be accepted.
>>27171592
>>27171609
>>27171754
>>27171822
>>27171905
>>27171910
you're have all been tricked
>>27171949
This has just been pointed out to me. My excuse is that I'm an idiot.
>>27171949
>not looking at the trip
fug you got me
>>27171949
Good job lad, very impressive work from a master trickster
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
Not too long left to vote now lads, poll shuts at midnight tonight. Film will be, as always, friday at 10, the usual place.
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
>>27172014
Where can i watch the film?
>>27172033
Windows media player
>>27172033
*cough*http://pastebin.com/yXPjtt8Y*cough*
daily reminder anime is for poofs and pedos
>>27172053
What about Pokemon? Everyone used to watch Pokemon back in school.
>>27171554
Why do you need doctors to tell you to eat. Stupid cunt.
How do I get my wifes son to like me, lads?
>>27169260
Alright lads, having a very nice day.
>>27171866
For sure, i can sit in near darkness and my mind tends not to wander and dwell as much.
>>27172077
>used to
We are all supposedly adults here, adults who are into anime are fags, and need to grow the fuck up.
>>27172125
Don't be a cunt to him and offer help when he needs it.
If he doesn't want it don't get offended
Jesus christ lads.
>>27172155
>21
Lying sack of shit
>>27172155
Holy fucking shit, she only 21 too? looks like she has lost most of her hair, not to mention being hideously ugly.
Still, she has a Vag, so some beta fucktard will scoop her up.
>>27172155
HOLY SHIT I KNEW HER FROM SCHOOL
>>27172155
i feel bad for laughing
>>27172155
The trolls lair looks pretty legit.
>>27172155
Back off mate, she's my new waifu
>BBC news doing a piece where they get Syrian kids to talk about how war is bad in order to try to keep people from migrants
Kek this really is disgusting. Are the lefties that desperate?
>>27172298
I like how every time they show illegal immigrants, it's a bunch of subhumans forcing children in front of the cameras
>>27172298
I detest the BBC.
Supposed to be "unbiased" but they make no secrets of the fact that they are far, far left wing
>>27172214
Got her Facebook? I didn't bother screenshotting the other photos
>>27172278
>>27172259
>>27172226
>>27172196
I was tempted to superlike as it'd have been a 90% chance of becoming normie.
I don't think I'd be able to get it hard
>>27172298
>in order to try to keep people from turning on migrants
I was supposed to write
>>27172362
>having a literal troll for a gf
>being a normie
Pick one
You wouldn't be able to leave the house if she was your gf mate.
>>27169146
Make sure to email your bosses and tell them in completely clear terms that without more resource the target is impossible.
You need a paper trail of making it someone elses problem. Cc in your boss' line manager too.
Nothing like a cold shower, especially after the gym.
>>27172372
She'd probably lock me up under her bridge tbf
how to kill time at work
>>27172437
Sounds pretty hot mate, she might be a right kinky slag
>>27172466
Is that beard real or is it shopped?
>>27172504
looks to me like air stuck on.
the really harsh black underneath looks too dense for his hair type.
>>27172504
It's pubes he's harvested from his old man
>>27172550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yPTXYlDnY8
>>27172504
s m h
27172504
>>27172466
Read books or play on 3ds, the days fly by as long as I've got something to entertain me. Obviously don't follow my advice if you don't have your own office.
Playing factorio aftet buying myself a suit for 165 bongsterling
/comfy/ atm desu
Dipping my jaffa cakes in my tea. I've never felt so alive
>>27173028
Lucky, my wifes boyfriend keeps taking my Jaffa Cakes
>>27173063
>wifes boyfriend
Never fails to make me laugh
>>27173121
Stop laughing at my pain, my jaffa cakes are under attack here
>looking on Argos website for a cheap kettle
>cheapest possible one, I don't give a shit
>one for 4.49
>check the reviews
>2 stars
>"doesn't boil very fast and the plastic feels cheap"
GEE I WONDER WHY A KETTLE FOR LESS THAN A FIVER FEELS SHITTY AND DOESN'T BOIL IN UNDER 60 FUCKING SECONDS
>>27173121
They could have gave her some better tits. Pretty poor for CGI
>watching them debate the snoopers charter
>"preventing extremeism of any kind creating fear and hatred in our community"
ready to be spied on because you browse this extremeist website? ready for everyone to know your browsing history in the eventual hacks?
>>27171866
Sort of. I feel like I can put off everything if I don't go to sleep. The longer I'm awake at night, the less I have to deal with. If I go to sleep, it will be tomorrow and life will go on. But as long as I'm awake at night, I live in a pocket world where time does not exist.
It's pretty comfy.
Bananas emit antimatter.
>>27171866
i do but i've been nocturnal since i turned neet years ago
Usually sleep like 10am-5-6pm. only awake at this time cause I keep falling asleep at like 6am
feel like total shit during these daylight hours, mind can't focus at all
>>27173195
>"preventing extremeism of any kind creating fear and hatred in our community"
If they want to prevent extremism why don't they just stop the extremists from coming here in the first place?
>>27172014
>I'm only one vote in the lead.
>mfw
>>27171554
>shoutanus so desperate for (you)s he pretends to be tilde
Kek. Tilde even said he only posts on his blog now you boring cunt
That army has some well nice trenches - DW
>>27173277
they'd rather find out who browses what so they can control you and destroy you if they need to
>>27173290
>http://strawpoll.me/7063894
I just voted for 2nd place to spite you even though I don't come to film night.
>>27171949
Haha you top ruseman lad
>>27170960
Good job not answering.
They might be dicks about it but really they can't make you go in.
If you had answered and said yes then every time some cunt decided to ring in sick with a hangover they would expect you to go in and would have been shitty with you the first time you said no, even if you had gone in a dozen times before.
Need to leave for slavery in 10 minutes lad
>>27171905
>my tax
>actually haivng that shit
Top cuck
>>27173277
That sounds pretty racist, anon. Turn off your computer and turn yourself in.
>>27173303
I hope the other side of your pillow is never cool.
I'm thinking of ending it desu
my life is ruined, I'll forever be that weird bulimic guy that fainted in front of everyone
I think I'll have to wait till mummy gives me a bit more space, I don't want her stopping me~
Lads pls send help
Can't stop pooing (think it was the Vindaloo) and my sphincter is quite literally roasting right now. Can't even touch a baby botty wipe to the ol portal without searing pain up the bum.
Pls help
Pls respond
>>27171447
>scampi
>nice
Get the fuck out of here
>>27173307
>If you had answered and said yes then every time some cunt decided to ring in sick with a hangover they would expect you to go in and would have been shitty with you the first time you said no, even if you had gone in a dozen times before.
iktf mate
I used to work in retail a few years ago and I got rused by that. I was too scared to say no when they first started asking me 'can you come in on your day off' and 'can you stay for a few more hours cus Deano hasn't shown up', then when I finally did try to say no to them they were proper cunts about it even though I helped that out endless times. It just became expected.
I'm no longer wet behind the ears enough for Mr Shekklestein to use my as his bitch.
>>27173303
JUST ONE MORE FOR DEMO MAN
COME ON MATEYS
>>27173328
its your own fault for eating paki food
>>27173355
If we don't it's like half the empire was conquered for naught la
Teacher's union strikes today
Any other college students home?
Paki food is actually shit, lads
I don't know how people can enjoy that shit, curries are fucking grim
>>27173328
Don't poo in loo. Find a street and ditch the sheet.
>>27173334
scampi is the best you little cretin
>>27173424
Nah, battered sausage and chips m8.
>>27173416
I'll just do it in a London street then
Still playing JC3 btw lads.
>>27173439
This guy gets it, chuck in a fried egg and bread sometimes too and have breakfast for dinner
>>27173439
sausage is alright but battered sausage is just way too greasy
>>27173576
nobody likes a greasy sausage
>>27173624
I do
t. not azulad
All you lads with anxiety and other mental health issues should hit the gym. Sometimes I get anxious if I haven't exercised for a while but I feel great after a good couple of runs at the gym.
You don't even have to go to the gym. Go for a run outside.
>>27173624
I wouldn't say nobody
>>27173652
I'm a cheap git and would like to get into running but I ain't got the right kit, so I just stay in and do push ups and sit ups for my daily bit of exercise.
>>27173695
Do some squats too
>food was supposed to be here by 10:15
>its 11:00
>they haven't even called me to tell me what's up
>>27173344
>I used to work in retail a few years ago and I got rused by that. I was too scared to say no when they first started asking me 'can you come in on your day off' and 'can you stay for a few more hours cus Deano hasn't shown up', then when I finally did try to say no to them they were proper cunts about it even though I helped that out endless times. It just became expected.
Exactly mate, they play the whole
>we're a family here
to get you to do more, but as soon as you need them, or just need them to cut you some slack then you're dead to them.
>>27173710
Nigga I don't want to practice squatting on dick
>>27173664
Whats this waifu called again lad?
>>27173695
>ain't got the right kit
All you need is a pair of trackies or shorts, an old t shirt and some trainers to run in...
>>27173757
do you need socks? all mine are crusty
>>27173756
bart i think.
>>27173757
Well I don't wanna go out in an old pair of trainers that are falling apart and I haven't got the dosh for a decent pair
>>27173808
>not going running barefoot like an african in the savannah
Never gonna make it
>>27173837
I'm ashamed of my hobbit feet
>>27173718
YANKS OUT!
occ
>>27173880
To ascend into godliness you must embrace yourself frodo
drinking a beer that I thinks been open for 2 days on my desk. got too drunk one night (was trying to drink so much that I'd feel sick and not want to drink the next day, because other times I've 'quit' alcohol that seemed to be best way) and left it there
wish me well lads. doesn't taste as bad as usual beers that I drink from a previous night though
>>27174029
And this ladies and gentlemen is what you call "rock bottom"
>>27174186
i'll rock your lass's bottom m8
>tfw mom woke me up 11:40am
Fuck sake, its not even 12 its too early for this shit
Gonna quit my job and join the army lads. Think my parents will kill me
>>27174482
GTFO YANK
27174482
>>27174521
I'm not a proud citizen of the greatest country on Earth also known as USA
USA
S
A
>>27174590
>greatest country on Earth
England
>>27174662
Behave
It's a shit hole
just had a wonderful fish n chips lads
>>27174590
>greatest country
60%
>>27174662
>that shithole
>a good country
The UK will always be a shithole of a country
>>27174495
Nah, a mudslime will though
>phone rings at work
>no one else available to pick it up except me
>>27174710
UK isn't a country,retard
>>27174730
Bullshit, its just like America where you have different states, stop acting like special snowflakes
>>27174714
I bet his insurance premiums were sky high after that crash
What an idiot
>>27169260
Afternoon lads, what's everyone up to?
Orignal 2bh.
>>27174770
How can you be this fucking retarded?
England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland - These are countries.
Alabama, Texaco, Obesity, Michigan, Welfare - These are states.
>>27174827
the UK similarly, is a country mate
>>27174730
Yes it is you mong.
>>27174827
Those states have way more autonomy from the federal government than those "countries" do.
They're more like countries than Wales or Scotland
Might have to become my dad's carer lads, not looking forward to it at all.I can't stand him
>>27174920
pillow over face when asleep say he was in pain and wanted to end it . 7 years in prison
>>27174956
I'm too pretty for prison desu
s m h v
Lads, I posted in another britfeel thread last night about my sushi stealing cunt of a cat.
This morning I was in bed, enjoying that last half an hour of semi-sleep after your alarm goes off,when my bellend of a cat comes screeching into my room, followed by some enormous ginger fuck. They both jumped onto my bed, had a ten second cat fight, grunted at each other then ran off again.
My fucking life lads...the ginger is a neighbourhood cat that sits outside my door all the time, winding my cats up. They sit there just batting the cat flap. Looks like he has worked out how to get in. I really hope this isn't a regular occurrence.
Couldn't get back to sleep because I genuinely thought I was going to die, so had a ridiculously early morning.
Right lads, joke time.
>What do you get if you cross the queen and price Charles?
>>27175157
Murdered in a tunnel
>>27175105
>owning a cat
It's like having a fat demanding gf. You can't fuck it and it only gives a shit about you because you feed it
>>27175157
Incest Babies?
Anyone digging The Life of Pablo as much as me?
>>27174814
Watching silly shows to pass the time. Roommate is dragging me out for drinks tonight with some of his friends. I've only slept 4 hours and I really don't want to go because autism and I only know 1 person there but I can't say no. Wish me luck
>Made herbally-infused brownies
>licked the spoon and whatever mix was left on the bowl after I scraped it all out
>about two hours later I'm actually feeling quite lit
Crikey lads, these are gonna be good
>>27171826
LJMU is pretty much better in every way compared to that shit hole
>>27172014
Why is there no K-ON?
>>27175489
Nobody in the film chat suggested it
>>27175467
can brownies really be that good? what kind of herbs did you put in them lad?
>>27175489
Hello
>>27175502
Hi Junlad, how are you this fine day?
>>27175502
>what kind of herbs did you put in them lad?
>>27175489
i mean yeh, we actually dont want to watch it for the film night.
>>27175514
Very good desu lad, pretty happy about what theonline femboi bf is saying.
>>27175502
>>27175499
Can we have K-ON added to the list?The English dub version desu. The nip voices irritate me.
>>27175467
Aww yiss, looking good famalam.
Just waiting for the washing to be done, then I'm going to pull out the vape.
Got some new stuff in recently, and I'm still surprised how much you get used to the taste of a specific strain if it's all you consume for 2 months.
>>27175548
No
oc oh see oc
>>27175554
>pull out the vape.
*tips fedora*
what is she doing these days?
>>27175622
looking old and fat
>>27175575
Hey, it's not a euphoric vaporiser, just pic related.
I'll let you have DUDE WEED LMAO, but fuck lumping me in with those bastards. I just don't want lung cancer at 60.
>>27175532
Your online bf is a cool guy, would suck his dick
>>27175622
Fucking Tyrone
>>27175560
Why not :(Super OC
>>27175502
I've got some pretty strong weed in my house but I don't really want to smoke it because...I dunno, it has been a while and I just don't want to stink my house out with it.
I make fucking amazing brownies. Do I just grind it up and bake it in or what?
>>27175074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qujQV58z_3E
>>27167746
Improved version of britfeel image, a few threads back most people agreed that guy in the window just wasn't cutting it
>>27175800
might want to capitalise the W in world leaders on the /britfeel/ times
>>27175622
5 kids and living on bennies.
>>27174495
Make sure you pick a job where you'll get technical training that you can use once you leave. Don't sign up as a dumb fucking bullet stopper.
why is this thread so dead??
422422
>back to the wage cuck tomorrow
JUST
I fucking HATE my job and deep down I kinda wish I'd get fired, but then again the money is decent and as much as I'd LOVE to be a NEET again that isn't going to pay the bills and it won't help me further myself. I don't want to be a 40 year old man baby with no social skills, or skills in general, still living at home.
I also work with only old guys. I'm the youngest guy by about 15 years..we have nothing in common and there is also no fanny.
JUST
>>27175201
>owning the most meme tier dog aside from a pug
>>27175290
hated it at first but now I reckon it's one of his best
>>27176455
Least it's not a fedora dog
>be NEET for nearly 6 months now
>get a job interview for the local One Stop
>mum tells me I don't have to go if I don't want to
Is this a trap?
>>27176187
I know these feels. They hurt.
I wish I could be good at something.
>>27175658
If you want it on the list come to the movie night and suggest it when nominations are taken.
>>27176598
Go lad, improve yourself. You don't have to be trapped here.
>>27172383
I wonder if he did, this is his only hope
>>27176598
Yes. The small print says you're getting kicked out if you don't.
>>27175467
What herb did you put in anon?
Paprika?
>>27176455
She's a proper qt tho lad
>>27174495
Join the ffl. New life. I'm going in June
>>27169260
A dearth of waifu posts today
By the way here is my waifu
Poleaboos braindead bastard father replaced the radiators in the house and stacked them outside the front door (probably the norm in pakiland)
Neighbours complained while he was out
Mum had to clean up the leakage
Dad comes back and needs help moving one of the larger radiators
Call him a bastard for inconveniencing mum
We're moving the radiator around the block to the back garden
Walk swiftly and smacked him on the back of the leg with the radiator (accidently)
Struggle to understand why he is so pissed at first
He snaps and goes on a tirade at me in paki language, some really vile shit
Tell him it was an accident and ask if they exist in pakiland
Try and wait for an apology
Fail
Finish the job and he keeps swearing at me
He's the reason I cut t b h
>>27176954
Your dad sounds like a prick but you cut because you're a little bitch
Coming to the movie night?
Ate loads today, still only 1400 calories though. Pretty happy with that for the amount i have had.
>>27175800
DJ CUTTY CAMS ON THE DECKS
>>27176187
where you working pal?
>>27176999
Have a fully working laptop now, so maybe, but still banned
Room/pass?
>>27176954
Top update lad, where's tonight's pic?
>>27177151
This guy seems to know>>27172050
>mummy bought me a packet of GOLD bars
>brother took and ate them all
REEEEEEEE
>>27177151
>still banned
From the internet? How do you fun post?
>>27177320
Get off the chocolate, fatty. Have a banana.
>>27177357
Banned from 4chan
Got 30 days a while back but I'll be done in a week
No fun posting via mobile phone so barely bother browsing
>>27177216
Good, assumed something had changed
I see these threads all the time, but always hide them.
Could someone please explain why they are necessary? Is Britain really that different from the US that it requires its own constant feels thread?
Not bashing, just curious as to what the purpose of these threads is.
>>27177424
Can't you just use a proxy to circumvent the ban?
So many romanian prozzies on adult work
they cant all be legit
>>27177447
There's certain feels that only a Brit knows.
>>27177447
It's just pink board >>>/int//brit/
>>27177447
We're special snowflakes who feel we're too good for /brit/ on /int/
>>27177457
proxies are banned
>>27173718
honestly this happens to me all the time when i get a chinky delivered.
worst is actually when justeat says its gonna be 45 minutes, I go to have a nice long dump and suddenly there is a maniac slamming on my door only 10 minutes into my relaxing poo time. HALF AN HOUR EARLY WTF RASHEEM!!
>>27177465
Like what in particular? I am interested.
>>27177478
I see
>>27177510
Huh, okay.
>>27177478
>>27177510
/int/ is for normies
>>27177451
That gets you a bigger b& mate
>>27177516
>>27177556
Fucking agents of control. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>27177544
And that's why this place is shit, its just an congregation of forced outcasts that just want to distance themselves from the rest of brits to feel "so special and different"
>>27177537
>Like what in particular? I am interested.
You don't know how it feels to have dave and his mates slowly destroy whats left of your sorry little island all so he can be m8s with the jews that run the USA and the EU
You also don't understand self loathing in quite the same way as we do. Pakis might be forming colonies in our cities but its our fault for letting them in.
You also don't understand the feeling of every girl being a 7 at best, maybe 8 with good lighting, l the while they act like they're 20/10s despite the fact they're 4"2 and fat.
You don't know the pain behind /britfeel/
>>27177670
Why not go post in brit then dumb dumb?
>>27177670
Have you seen the state of the rest of the board?
It's practically reddit with all the normies and fedoras
/britfeel/ is the last bastion of the golden era of /r9k/ (early 2014)
>tfw you're feeling alright and then you catch sight of yourself in the mirror
>>27177706
>You also don't understand self loathing in quite the same way as we do. Pakis might be forming colonies in our cities but its our fault for letting them in.
Edgy
>>27177712
Already do my man http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/56411971/#p56413716
/brit/ on int
>>27177746
its the truth bruv
lads, who's dad is this?
http://www.naughtygentleman4u.net
>>27177844
>verbally and physically abuse minorities
>minorities form their own communities
>complain minorities "don't integrate"
>>27177898
>ask them not to settle near us
>they settle near us
Maybe they could just stop committing so many crimes
>>27177898
>come over
>sponge on bennies
>rob shit
>destroy their council flats/houses >>27176954
>Whites move before their property comes worth less than a twix
>all their mates move in
>set up sirrah courts
omg anon don't be racist :^(
>>27176469
only just seen you replied, I'm exactly the same. Nothing will beat MBDTF but it's up there with the best
>>27177931
Stop getting your news from the BNP website
And while you're at it, stop raping babies
>>27177726
Haven't looked in the mirror for 5+ years
Makes me want to self-harm when I do
>>27178012
Even the bbc won't deny 'immigrants' are criminals
>>27177995
Paki neighbourhoods are more economically succesful that white areas on average
Whites are violent, stabbing each other for a Mars bar and shagging each other in the middle of the streets at midnight
Anyone watching this guardian "debate". Why is Nick Clegg even alive?
>>27178053
>Immigrant commits a crime
>All immigrants blame
>White guy rapes a baby
>NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE
Typical racist logic
>>27173292
I wish I had found his blog, he seems quite nice
>>27178094
>don't pay tax
>sell smuggled goods
>steal everything
>scam benny system
>>27178138
Its not my fault you are too dumb to understand culture or statistics.
>>27178032
how do you know what you look like or if you've grown a deformity on your cheek
>>27178094
>>27178138
gr8 b8 i r8 8/8
the robot thinks you're a cunt too
How do I hand my notice in?
>>27178171
I wash my face and I shave... I'd notice if I had a deformity.
Some said I wasn't gonna show up... Well that's what the talking's about
But I show up for the showdown to show off when the show's on for all of the crowd
>>27178170
>mfw successful Asians do pay tax and lead legitimate lives but you are too shit at your own life
stay salty friend. people often blame games for cheating when they can't accept they're not good at them.
hi niggers. What did you all do today? Also, if I sign on for the dole, how long will I be able to go for before they make me get a job?
>had a haircut for the first time in 3 months
>I thought I now look halfway decent
>4 people have mentioned it sounding surprised, not actually saying it looks nice
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
>>27178194
Just tell your manager that you've got a new job and are giving them your notice. If they're not a colossal dick they'll congratulate you and that'll bypass all the awkwardness. Do it first thing when you get in.
If they're a cunt, send it as an email and copy in someone else (HR or another relevant manager) so they can't send a shitty response calling you an ungrateful twat.
>>27178194
I just went to my boss and said I was leaving, he said to put in in writing so I just wrote a little note saying what day I wanted to leave.
>>27178234
>le assumption face
>>27178269
Why does everyone have to fucking mention it
Yes, I had it cut. Big fucking deal
>>27178254
Poleaboo has been signing on since October
They don't make you do anything, it's just sign on and leave
They realise how hopeless the situation is
gf just sent me this...
robloxxx
Lads I swear some kids just took a picture of my car as I popped to the shops, are they marking me to have my car nicked or something?
>>27178318
It's going on tumblr as the twatmobile
>>27178318
What car is it
asdfg
>>27178194
If it's a large, impersonal workplace just email.
If not, just ask to speak to your line manager and outline your leaving.
>>27178234
>>mfw successful Asians
Yeah, successful ones. The rest evade tax and claim bennies
>>27178317
at least its white
>>27178194
Don't listen to >>27178275 unless you're working in McDonald's. Tell your boss first and then give him a letter to say you don't want to work and make sure you're giving them enough notice for your end date (i.e.; a week for every year you've worked there up to six weeks or something). You can't just say you want to leave next Tuesday.
>>27178317
Google image search says otherwise
>>27178376
My letter gave him 3 week notice, I should have given 4 but fuck em. He already knew I hated my job
>>27178138
it's natural that when you get a group of people together some of them will be bad, these are the natives
but when we start adding extra people (like you), extra people who naturally have higher crime rates, this is additional crime we wouldn't have had if we hadn't let extra people in
that is why immigrants are blamed for crime
why must pakis ruin everything brit related
fuck off nobody likes you
>>27178361
got any sources to back up your claim?
>>27178332
Don't really fancy my car being posted on social media for kids to laugh at tbqh.
>>27178448
I think you have ruined the thread yourself. Thanks mate.
>>27172466
Glue pubes to your face
>>27178318
You sound like one of those fucking idiots on fb
>some guy was hanging around my house and then I saw this infinitesimal bit of chalk on the wall! They are marking my house to steal my dogs for gypsy dog fighting bait!
Is your car shit or nice?
Either appreciating a nice car, or mocking your clapped out astra m8
Pakis are lovely people and I don't know how anyone can say otherwise!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_Bangladesh_Liberation_War
>>27178566
Without pakis, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
So no, pakis really are ruining britfeel
>>27178566
not even the poster you were originally responding to if that's what you meant and no i didn't bother reading any of your chinwag
otherwise
>telling you why you're wrong is ruining the thread
fuck off paki
Do you ever wish you had a cute, little boyfriend to grab by the hips andsqueeze and hugsilly?
Pakis thinking their British are the worst.
>>27178737
Would rather rim him tbfh
>>27178737
I wish I had a big beefy boyfriend tohold me close and cuddleall night
>>27178748
Apart from their albinism they all look perfectly normal.
Apart from that mad looking fucker at the top right.
>>27178770
Pure filth.Good idea though.
>>27178748
albiniggers
pakissaywhat?
>>27178117
Nick Clegg is such a scumbag
Its just lies and muh feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDIslAv6d5Y
mad tune
There's way too many benders on First Dates
Now there's some interracial benderage as well
Like any self-respecting white man would fuck a non-white creature
>>27179087
On couples come dine with me there is always a gay couple
>>27179123
Channel 4 innit. They've seriously gone the "so progressive" route this past year. Even more so than usual
>liked a girl for the past 2 years
>asked her out to meet me on sunday, took so much balls, i was shaking. came off really beta, stuttered a little
>she said "yeah if i'm free"
>messages me on saturday at 8:00 saying she'll be busy on sunday
>ask her what about next weekend
>she says she'll be busy then
>completely heartbroken
My past two or three years have just been me fantasising about being with her, i've been trying to get her to like me. i feel like ive been wasting all my time and i never even bothered with other girls over that time so now i feel like i have no options. and am destined to be a kissless handheldless virgin for a long time.
>>27179123
On all the game shows they have a gay couple too. It doesn't bother me but I always wonder if gay people really like gameshows or if they just pick contestants selectively.
>>27179159
>"yeah if i'm free"
Translation: "No, but I'm too much of a passive whore to say it bluntly"
>>27179155
Always have been, it's just that progressive used to mean edgy drug banter.
The point of the channel is to annoy the majority, which you are now a part of. You grew up and are now the enemy.
>>27179159
Date another girl and make her jealous, good chance she'll come running
>>27178317
>tumblr
Lol gud 1 family
Thoughts on the snoopers charter?
Better lock up your anime lolis.
>>27179179
They have too much free time. Normal couples are busy contributing to the world through offspring. Queers have literally nothing going on
>>27179206
Nothing to worry about if you're a law abiding citizen.
All it means is muslims will get put in jail more easily.
>>27179242
The past would suggest greater powers of this kind are never used against those it should target
>>27179206
Doesn't bother me, I haven't got anything to hide.
>>27179210
>offspring
>contributing
More people = less to go round
I don't know why people are so bothered by gays. Sure it's annoying how progressives suck up to them, but what's wrong with the people themselves? You don't have to have anything to do with them.
>>27179087
This stuck up bitch on right now
>Try to quit job and hand in resignation
>everyone keeps asking me to stay
>manager askes me to just at least stay another 2 weeks
FFS ive been sacked from every job ive liked now the one i hate im successful at.
>>27179353
Are you me?
My boss asked if there was anything he could do to make me stay. But now I have set the wheels in motion it would be too awkward to stay
>>27179327
Maybe read up on the damages of mindless, self-serving hedonism
>>27179379
>My boss asked if there was anything he could do to make me stay
MOAR MONEY!1
>>27179347
She's a beautiful English Rose, and channel 4 set her up with a disgusting, dirty Itie
I'm more pissed off at the single mother whore trying to find a walking wallet though.
>>27179395
I didn't want to seem crass, my new job is paying me more anyway and I hate working there so it would have to be quite a lot of money
>>27179407
>fat interracial lesbians
ticking boxes the show
>>27179451
Channel 4 - YES!
>>27179451
>I didn't want to seem crass
You're already leaving, who carres
>>27179303
I don't know where you got that information but it's wrong. Hundreds of terror attacks have been thwarted.
>>27179507
>recording my internet history, phone calls and all movement ever
>forget to track those coming back from ISIS
>>27179481
I was too anxious and just wanted it to end not to have some conversation. I would have had to stay if he offered a lot or looked like a total cunt for the next few weeks
>>27179311
So you don't mind your own goverment spying on you?
>>27179206
Just another example of the country becoming a joke
Wish I could emigrate
played and finished hl2 with the lads, now i'm going to play with myself.
Have you ever had a fish and chip lads
haha
Lads,
Need some advice.
Speaking to girl from tinder on whatsapp for a month or so (couldn't meet as she was hours away at uni for term time). Going really well, talking as if we're pretty much a couple already.
Finally met her for a date last week which went really well (imo). Making her laugh, broke the touch barrier, and saw a perfect kiss moment come around (chose not to as it could later backfire the fact we kissed on a first date). Later on after the date I message saying I enjoyed hanging out. She replies back hours later saying that she's had some drama with her family hence late reply. Ever since (approaching a week) she's been distant and replying with the absolute bare minimum saying she's still upset at the family drama.
My misogynist/red pill maymay side tells me i'm being cucked and she's pushing me away, but also part of me feels like it could be legit.
I guess what i'm really asking is whether to pursue the 'im here to talk if you want' sympathetic card, though that reeks of beta to me, or just ride it out for a few days more and then confront her about it saying something like 'if you don't want to talk anymore i'd rather you told me rather than stringing me along'
>pic unrelated
>>27179700
Literally every single family has it once a week on Fridays
Bit of British cultural knowledge for ya there m8
>>27179561
That's not how it works. Why would we be interested in monitoring a fucking mong like you?
>>27179721
yeah confront her about the way you feel like she is acting, worst thing you can do here is to play along.
>>27179730
It's in our marriage vows and all
>tfw im a girl
>>27179747
Exactly they do it just for control and power
>>27179768
Are you a filthy Catholic or something?
Our Church of England vows had Roast Beef dinner in it.
Can anyone explain what the fuck that Happy Valley ending was about?
>>27179762
>omg anon you're so clingy and pushy
Then it's no longer her fault, but his
>>27179802
proddies confirmed roasties
>>27179721
Ask her about it but for christ's sake don't do it more than once or chase it up
>>27179630
can I play with you, lad
>>27179721
just drop all contact till she responds
that digimon game is good desu lads
>>27179721
Yes you're being cucked. She sees you as a beta because you didn't take the initiative, and your sympathetic talk is reinforcing that to her.
You've messed this one up, time to try another.
>>27179848
Sure, might have to share but you can play with me anytime.
>>27179785
L E E D S
Can't stop playing system shock lads, no game in the last five years has gripped me this much
>>27179944
Was never a fan. Always thankful of it spawning Deus Ex though, and that's top qualla
Think mum saw my cuts as I wore a t-shirt today, pointed out blood on my hoodie a few days ago
>>27179880
Poleaboo got the Platinum trophy 2-3 weeks ago, only touched it again to fill up the field guide with the new digimon in the patch
Downloaded World of Warcraft today
Playing as a male Orc Warrior
Got to get to level 20 to unlock something in Hearthstone
>tfw he says he likes you but you're sure he's just humouring you until someone better comes along
kill me please
>>27180016
uh ok why are you telling me this?
>>27178494
My lived experience.
Stop oppressing me. Im a minority in my own country :^(
>>27180286
A question we've been asking for months now.
>>27180275
explain more anon, are you dating already?
>I'm on first name terms with the delivery driver for the Indian
JUST
>>27179986
Surprisingly never played that in my life, despite it being exactly my kind of game.
>>27179853
This is the correct answer, works every time
>>27179353
Ask for more money. They'll tell you to fuck off sharpish
>>27179785
You the lass wanting the new car?
So, turns out The Division gets fucking boring fucking fast.
i hope i die in my sleep tonight.
blox
>>27180370
> not alternating between two/three places to ensure this situation never develops
Oy m8s I just move to Leeds. Any interesting places I should visit?
>>27176600
That would mean actually joining a bunch of autists on a friday night to watch something reserved for alone time
>>27180603
I do that with alcohol but they still recognise me
>>27180547
I watch a stream while playing. Its OK/10 for me
>>27180663
Then no weeb shite for you friendo
Anyone lads want to have a JO sesh?
Does anyone know what girly supplements tilde started taking?
>>27180603
I live in a small town, it's hard to do that.
>>27180729
Hopefully cyanide desu
>>27180719
:(This comment is more original than the "You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content)." comment.
How long can someone stay up for healthily?
Like 20 hours?
>"we want our weeb shit!"
>"okay, well if you watch the stream, you'll get a chance to nominate it for next time"
>"no, we don't want to, you should just put it in any way!"
>"that's not how it works."
>"no, put our weeb shit in! we won't actually come and watch it, but WAAAAAAAH!"
the k-on argument in a nutshell, boys
>>27180663
Then why vote for something you won't watch?
>>27180983
>our
It's one guy lad
I stumbled across my Easter egg lads. It's a Star Wars one, assuming the Frozen one is for my sister.
>>27180982
As a one off? Like a couple of days
>>27175548
K-ON was removed from the list because the regulars aren't weebs and we decided that only those of us that bother to turn up and join in should be able to nominate films.
So you can fuck off.
>>27180982
6 hours, after that your immune system begins to slow down and your reaction time suffers. Humans are supposed to take a nap every 4-6 hours.
I dropped my meatballs and paste all over the floor, so I had to quickly make something else.
Who /sussex/ here?
>>27181093
>the regulars aren't weebs
If only you knew lad
>>27180275
>suicidal anime imagery
Are you an mtf?
>>27181122
Buckhamshire
>>27181149
no, not yet anyway
>>27181093
>the regulars aren't weebs
lmao.
I honestly stopped coming here far less back in december when there seemed to be a major flood of smug anime girl posting and weebshit.
Popped back in today and nothings changed.
>>27180983This is actually my first time posting about K-ON in this sub reddit. People like the show but not autists, why should we have to deal with your shit?
>>27181175
>tfw able to clock mtfs on imageboards before they've even started transitioned
I'm like a real life Blade Runner.
>>27179159
I've experienced this many times, it makes you feel like a freight train's just ploughed through you
>>27181155
where in bucks?
Fuck off Gaben
>>27181333
Wycombe
Night guys
I don't know how robots are always talking about girls they like.
I literally do not have contact with women in any capacity.
Some said I wasn't gonna show up... Well that's what the talking's about
But I show up for the showdown to show off when the show's on for all of the crowd
Nfu squad
>>27181403
I walk past a middle aged receptionist 8 times a day
>ordered food over an hour ago
>still hasn't turned up
I'm getting tired and sober lads
all out of weed, dealer's out of town
what do lads?
>>27181381
I was wondering if it was just me.
>>27181484
Tuesday maintenance innit
>>27181392
Whycomb
>>27181480
I hate that shit, it happens so often when using Justeat.
You plan for your food to be there in about 40 minutes then an hour later theres still nothing and now everything is ruined.
I wish we were more like the yanks when it comes to delivery where if it's late its free.
>>27181483
Go to church
Get a job
>>27181504
When you can brush
>>27181505
Considering just going to bed and turning all the lights out desu
the film night should be themed to avoid completely mediocre shit
I vote for a hong kong film night
so looking forward to a friday kebab, lads.
it's all i'm working towards this week.
>>27181401
ni ni lad
>>27181632
well then you should fuck off
>>27181717
k enjoy your scottpilgrims and k-ons
>>27173462
Story was trash but I didn't even care, the wingsuit was just so fun
Viva la revolution lad
>>27181738
>k-ons
Never going to happen is it senpai
If you want a film, nominate it
>>27181632
>not voting for Jackie Chan night
>every night
Any of you fags watching the hamburger primaries? US adverts are p. comfy tbqph
Just got back from wageslaving lads.
They didn't say anything about me not answering my phone when they rang me to come in early. They did get me to come in tomorrow on my day off though but I made sure to only do 4 hours in the evening so I can still stay up late tonight. After Friday I wont' be in work again until Tuesday night so that is good.
Tempted to get a pizza in.
How have the NEETgods been?
>>27171447
Nudo in Manchester is pretty gud
>>27181915
Where'd you wageslave senpai?
>>27181915
Enjoying being neet desu, also playing WoW and wanking over femboys a lot.
Wish I had a bf but I'm an ugly shy cunt hahahaha
>>27181915
https://youtu.be/4zipneBwlt8
>>27181936
Struggling to wank right now desu. bad feel
>>27181929
Tesco mate
>>27181936
Jelly desu.
I went round my mate's house the other day who I hadn't seen in years. He had a proper professional gaming set up all top of the range gear that I couldn't even afford, he paid for it all with his student finance loan, but he only has to go to uni like once a week so he is basically NEET and just spends his whole time playing vidya on his comfy as fuck set up.
The best part is he lives with his grandparents and they dgaf what he does with his life or if he is a manchild in their house forever. Proper jealous of him. I hate having expectations upon me.
>>27171866
pretty much my only relief
Poleaboos daily cuts
Been making multiple cuts for quite a few day
Enjoy the feeling now
The series of cuts on the arm look quite nice
>>27182169
mate, stop. thats haram
>>27182083
Used to work for a big tesco in the north west. Sucked dick.
>>27182169
If you make enough scar tissue you might pass for white....
Or an acid attack victim.
>>27182231
his dad will do that to him the moment he finds out his son is a massive vagina anyway
anyone else /northwales/ here?
We're like the scottish, but tolerable
>>27182356
I didn't know anyone lived in north Wales I thought it was just mountains.
>>27182356
Been to Prestatyn like 50+ times
Comfy as fuck driving through the hills
>>27182356
You're like the Scottish but harder to understand and you think we don't know you're insulting us in your sheep babble
Can we get Fridays film confirmed now?
>>27182433
>they switch to welsh when you walk in
we are on to you boyos
>>27182459
Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban
>>27182459
We can indeed!
Friday's film will be Hot Fuzz!
The movie will kick off at 10 Friday night at the usual place, as always with some chill music beforehand and some comedy and shit-shooting after. Thanks to those who voted, hopefully see a lot of you lads there!
>>27182411
It is just mountains, but there's a few million of us up here. Not proper mountain folk unfortunately, but there are less normies than innacity
>>27182416
Prestatyn is great, mostly because its not Rhyl though. Literally all there is to do in Rhyl is heroin and wifebeating
>>27182433
That's the locals lad, the ones who refuse to learn english and have the vernacular of a drunk roastie at 4am
>>27182525
I win again!
occ
>>27182585
How can you refuse to learn English in Wales? You'd learn it whether you liked it or not unless you never read books, or watched movies, or did... anything except farming and drinking
>>27182471
I was told a story by one bloke who claims he walked into a welsh chippy, ordered two large portions of chips and some fish in english.
The welsh tart turned to her mate and said in sheep babble give them smaller portions because they're English
Apparently the look on her face was priceless when the bloke said "I asked for large portions, actually" in sheep's tongue
>>27182585
>>27182638
Wasn't there a welsh telly channel with like a maximum of 8 viewers a day?
>>27182638
Yeah, the deep welsh just farm, drink, and occassionally remember to pick up their bennies. Still mad about England invading and rekking their culture, so they refuse to do anything with their lives
>>27182656
Yeah its pretty bland. Noddy in Welsh is top tier stuff when you're baked or hungover though
>>27183304
>>27183304
New bread fresh thread lads
>>27183304
>>27183304
>>27183327
>page 1
>not at bump limit
why would you do this
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