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insomnia edition
Am I really this alone?
Highlight of my year was seeing kristen ritters feet.
tfw someone is gonna call the thread shit for not linking previous one
I didn't think, my mind isn't with it
got back from america today lads, didn't post here for the entire duration of my visit
quite proud
should just be called caffeine edition
or excess energy edition
>>25375379
And now you've gone fucked it up by posting
>>25375495
being back home made me crave for the place i call home on the internet
>>25375509
pretty gay tbf
>>25375535
guess im gay then desu senpai
>>25375552
Self acceptance is the first step toeards curing yourself
>>25375441
Make it yourself next time then you fucking cunt.
I have a normie friend who comes over to mine to play fifa sometimes
he invited me to a new years party, wish me luck lads
>>25375650
Enjoy risking your life on the most dangerous night of the year
>>25375695
its just a house party
he also said there would be no drugs, just alcohol so nothings gonna happen
>>25375925
>he also said there would be no drugs, just alcohol so nothings gonna happen
this is possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard
>>25375999
nice trips
whats stupid about it?
>>25376040
saying that nothing is going to happen because just alcohol is there as if just alcohol is going to make things any safer
>>25376059
i doubt the angry drunk types are the kind of people who get invited to new years parties
and i dont think people are gonna get so drunk that they start doing jackass type shit
>>25376109
>i doubt the angry drunk types are the kind of people who get invited to new years parties
Have you ever been to a new years party, or even a party for that matter?
Morning lads
Any of you ever been up to London for new years?
I've got a qt from abroad staying with me and she wants to go up, but I'm worried it's gonna be shit
>>25376389
>on r9k
you know the answer to that
>anticipating a habbening in UK to start off 2016
>want some fucking vegetarian pizza
>dominos/papa fag doesn't have any 50% deals or 2 for 1s outside of tuesdays
>the paki shop that serves awesome pizza isn't open till 4pm + 30 mins delivery
>the nearer paki shop next door isn't open till 3pm and it's not as good
FUCK ME MATE DO I REALLY NEED TO WAIT 8 HOURS TO EAT?!
I CANT FUCKIN EAT MY ROASTED DRUMSTICKS WITHOUT PIZZA
DAPPYS NEW SONG IS BANGING!!
>>25375357
It's shit for still not using the fucking NYE OP image
American here. Wish I was British.
I love LOVE British music. You all have great bands like Slowdive, MBV, Pink Floyd, the list could go on
I LOVE Harry Potter movies!
I LOVE oldschool runescape!
I just love everything about your country!
>>25377955
Fuck off you wanker
>>25377975
Why's that old chap?
Cheerio
-An American
>>25377286
just googled 'dappy new music video'
all his tunes are shit famalamadingdong
>>25378008
you don't know real music famalamafrimpong
>>25378469
Damnit stop posting, this thread needs to die so we can use the NYE pic
>>25378489
This will reach 500 by the time midnight comes. Relax mate.
Anyone else going to a party?
>finally finished wageslaving
>after working 10 straight days with only christmas day off I am neet again
So, n-new years eh.
>>25378885
What kind of normalfags do you think we are?
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO GO, GO, GO!
I hope she is working a New Year's Shift.
Poleaboos (mate) has just finished up his 15 day ban and is relieved to be able to post again
Finally caught up on comics and reached rank 3 on Hearthstone (Thanks to his friend)
Applied to no jobs but mum and sister have given Poleaboo a lead on 2 that he should check out
Found some great femdom videos, search femdom cult for "The English Mansion 247 slavery", 20gb large
Oink oinks finally notified Poleaboo he could collect his laptop, 3DS and mobile phones, 9 months of searching and no results, no new charges
Getting his soliciotor to post the stuff down since a same day return ticket to Aberdeen is 120 quid
Poleaboo now realises he could have either stayed silent during the first interview and gotten off scott free or pleaded guilty at the first opportunity and been back at uni within the week
The month of July was the best perioid in Poleaboos recent life, he was enjoying work at the amusement park, his roommates were based and he was able to express himself on his blog
>>25379316
Stop posting her, it brings up painful memories
>still not using the new year's image
He spent hours making it andy ou still the outdated christmas day one.
>>25376416
londoner myself, almost guarenteed to be shit.
I'll be in Greenwich, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fireworks from the observatory hill.
Also the spoons there is nice
>>25379325
>not even saying please
You didn't ask nicely, so my answer is No No No
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? Why do you keep making threads with the wrong fucking picture?
Jesus Christ you're retarded.
P.S. Fuck Hiroshima for not being able to keep the site running.
>>25379368
I'd like to cut that neck.
Stratford van anon here. I swear one of my regulars is a robot, I wish I had made some subtle robot reference to see if he responded
/stratfeel/
>>25379368
Get a job at Aberdeen Garthdee McDonalds and check out some top draw talent first hand
>>25379325
>poleaboo posts lewd images of grills he lives/works with
>gets upset when people post faces of people who model for mcdonalds
>>25379333
Fuck the new years image and fuck the autistic mouth breather that makes them
>>25379398
>moving to the other side of a different country to take a job at McDonalds
I will admire her from afar, if it's all the same to you.
>>25379409
Yeah well he contributes more than you do.
Scampi Fries make excellent pillows for tired fingers.
>>25379401
It brings up memories of when Poleaboo worked there
All small McDonalds look exactly the same
>>25379409
Did a graphic artist cuck you or something? Raped by a painter?
>>25379430
Why do you have the right to request that we stop posting pictures of other people after posting nudes of other people without their permission?
>>25379316
I am.
hooray for serving up big tasties at 12am
>>25379422
>he doesn't know who I am
Ok new chap
>>25379436
Cuck and rape first things to come to your mind, I sense mild projection
>Have MDMA
>No friends to do it with
Such is life, I'll just be playing video games on NYE when I could be out having a good time.
>>25379479
lmao nobody knows who you are
you make no difference to these threads
>>25379443
Police are returning the laptop etc therefore not being charged with that shit hence it never happened
Anyone else visiting their town on Animal Crossing to wish their residents a happy new year tonight?
i'm going full anti-degenerate in 2016 lads
deleted all my social media to start off with
>>25379501
Haven't visited it since 2004.
I think it's safe to say that nature will have reclaimed the town.
>>25379488
I can change the demographic within a few strokes of my keyboard, you're way out of your depth here lad
>>25379489
I hope they reinstate the charges and use this post as proof of no remorse.
>>25379512
Best get off of 4chan then, this place is no place for an honest good citizen.
>>25379489
They've installed spyware on your laptop mate, you're forever going to be on their radar now
>>25379537
>check start-up folder
>delete
wow hard
>>25379526
i need 4chan to stay red pilled
>>25379524
>I hope they reinstate the charges
How?
No proof. I reckon though someone just told detective that it wasn't worth the resources
mum just popped round to give me a roast dinner
nice one ma
>>25379576
By moving the case file from the suspended drawer to the active drawer and asking the CPS to resume the prosecution.
>>25375650
have fun lad, don't be the one that gets too drunk
>>25379483
where arw you
>>25379628
Still need to find the original video
>>25379682
I actually have a .gif of the original
Should I send it to Aberdeen police stations email with a few screenshots of your posts?
>>25379723
Yes. You should do that. Also post it here, as I have never seen it.
>hungry
>too much effort to make lunch
I'm suffering
>>25379723
I meant in Poleaboos possession, they've obviously already seen the 4chan stuff
the need to see him setting it up etc
anyone else extremely paranoid about a terror threat? i can just imagine in london people counting down with the projector ting and as the fireworks go off there are several suicide explosions on the riverbank fFUCK im so scared to go outside
>>25379756
>going outside on New Years
>not spending it with you're waifu
ree normie
>>25379672
Northwest
>>25379682
>>25379723
>>25379753
That would give them enough to get a warrant to ask your ISP for information.
>>25379756
No because there aren't any Muslims within 10 miles of my town, and I very rarely leave it.
>Oooh arrr, c'unryside for tha win lads
>>25379860
im going out into birmignham though you can understand why im fucking scared fuck
>>25379853
>your ISP for information.
This was 2 years ago when he was living elsewhere, again they already had this info, pretty sure the girl doesn't want to press charges
At work right now, feeling pretty sick, been pumping myself full of anti-vomit medicine for the past 48 hours, I hope I can managed to at least get buzzed and not throw up tonight peh
>>25379853
I realise that, I don't even have the .gif, I was just trying to wind the poor lad up
>>25379891
>>25379860
Stop listened to BNP podcasts
>>25379911
Makes sense, since it was a .webm
>>25379912
Pakis out desu (it is) lad
>>25379891
Good luck anon.
I'm safe in Slough, they wouldn't bomb it because they'd take out too many of their own.
>>25379977
Careful with that edge, son
>alone for NYE
>not even getting drunk
>just finished at the gym
>eating a nutritional healthy balanced meal
>probably won't even be awake for the countdown
Why do faggots get so excited about this shit
We need 400 posts before we can start the proper thread with the proper OP image.
We're not gonna make it, chaps.
>>25375118
where's the fucking NYE image that was made yesterday??
>>25380159
Honestly who cares
>>25380159
How about we post 400 pictures of cute animu girls?
>>25379409
oh yes, instead we should give our respect to mouthy fucking twat like you instead should we? Fuck you. At least the guy who makes the images fucking contributes something unlike you, you piece of shit.
>>25379520
fucking hell, we've got a right important cunt here lads
>chuckles
>was supposed to be going away with chum for New years
>ear has been hurting past couple days
>think nothing of it
>woke up this morning
>blood on face and pillow
>coming from ear
>go to docs
>bad ear infection
>can't go anywhere
>everything was already paid for
>spending New years alone
>mfw
Have some porn. Happy NYE!
>>25380245
>that expression
I wonder what she was thinking at the precise moment that photograph was taken.
Who's having a cheeky wank today then?
>>25380203
>being this upset over a comment on the internet
Top kek
What do you contribute about from whining all day? I undertake many personas, I can guarantee some of the funniest shit you've read in these threads were posted by me, pipe down you melt
>>25380218
More than you'll ever know laddio
>>25380259
"Fuck, I forgot to buy milk."
>>25380279
If you're David Cameron. Could you please stop letting in so many brown people? Tah.
why the fuck is no one using the right thread image
>>25380309
Because IT DOESNT MATTER, wish the cunt would stop making them desu
guys can you not post porn? I've got to spend christmas eve with the folks and while I'll be on the laptop I don't want them getting a cheeky glimspe of some $2 whore on my screen
Christ this thread's dead today. :(
>>25380232
Oh well, its not all bad.
>>25380337
Christmas Eve.
>typo or time traveller?
PAKIS OUT NOW TBQH
oc
>>25380358
obviously a typo you neek
>>25380360
Nah I don't mind em desu.
>>25379537
You'd be stupid not to reinstall windows after getting your pc back from the police.
>>25380260
already had 3 desu time for 4 i think, what shall i wank my self off to lads? thinking bbw creampie
typewriters
>>25380352
What country are you in? That looks good right there m8
>>25380352
Co-op frozen pepperoni? yuck
>>25380360
Why is there a coat rack with a white shirt on it on the outside of someone's flat?
>>25380480
UK
(fucking original comment)
>>25380352
>>25380519
Wait no, that's Ristorante isn't it? Even worse.
>>25380539
UK isn't a country
>>25380557
Don't be a retard.
>>25380531
Because theyre pakis I assume
>>25380187
and this is why I stopped putting effort in to making them.
>>25380557
Ur mum is a cuntry tho 2bh lad
Gonna go to manchester's city centre alone at 11pm tonight, want to see how insane and rowdy it is.
Hopefully lots of really drunk sluts and people from st helena selling drugs.
>>25380570
Ignore him, it's just one butthurt hater (that is what butthurt haters actually believe)
>>25380578
Looks like someone shit on your pizza mate
And leopard skin print bed, really? Unless you're a 50 year old woman I don't think you can pull it off
>>25380617
it's a doner pizza mate, i wouldnt be surprised if it was literally shat on.
anyone in the south west wanna meet up in bristol for new years?
>>25380531
It's painted on the inside of the flag, wouldn't want to be to controversial.
donner meat, put on a spit, warmed up and left to cool down everyday till the whole things done.
>>25380570
Good, fuck off lol
>>25380662
yea. lol. really funny.
STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD LET IT DIE!
>>25380679
Stop crying you fucking loser
WHATS HAPPENING LADS
>>25380923
dead thread is fucking dead lads
>>25380923
Large spells of Image autism, hatred of asian people, and some tfw no gf
Standard day, tobh.
>>25380923
I'm working through my Unrated songs playlist in iTunes, schmoking and playing Minecraft, same thing I plan on doing all night.
>go to jobcentre
>new adviser recommends me for some work experience slavery bullshit
>she didnt even look at my info to see that i already did work experience like 6 months ago
she cant force me to do this shit right?
when I go next time I'm just going to tell her I figured it would be pointless because I've already fucking done it.
>>25381014
>she cant force me to do this shit right?
No, but she can and will suspend your benefits if you refuse. I couldn't even get out of doing a workshop that I'd already done before.
>>25380984
>rating songs
Hmm, that's a good idea. What kind of stuff have you got 5-starred?
>>25381014
>>25381053
Just get a fucking job you lazy pricks
>>25381120
>implying the idea of going to a workplace doesnt literally give me panic attacks
fuck off
>>25381120
I do have a job, but even with qualifications and experience it takes time.
>>25381117
Nothing you guys will like I should think. I mostly listen to Industrial-inspired electronic music (EBM, Electro-Industrial and their derivative) and a few metal bands I liked in high school
>>25381156
>this isn't your DWP form, you don't have to lie here you lazy jobsworth cunt
>>25381189
>literally buying into the "you have to have a job to be a worthwhile human being" meme
Look up what jobsworth means you fucking mongoloid. Thinking you are a big man cos you flip burgers for 60 hours a week.
>>25381214
At least he's not scared of his own shadow buddy
Guess I'm going to the pub tonight with both of my sisters. Kinda just wanted to stay in playing an MMO, actually.
I hope you nerds treat yourselves to a nice dinner if you stay in or something.
>>25381301
u gonna give them the d lad?
>>25381309
No, I'm not giving my D to anything in this lifetime, sport
Who /alone/ on NYE here?
>tfw too lazy to think of excuses which i can tell my co workers and other people what i did on NYE
feels bad to live in hell
>>25379357
I live in Greenwich, gate clock?
>>25381415
>>tfw too lazy to think of excuses which i can tell my co workers and other people what i did on NYE
"Everywhere is too busy that night"
It implies you go out on other nights, but you don't actually say it so it's not a lie if you ever get called out on it.
ordered a chicken and mushroom pizza with a garlic bbq base and a cheese n bacon stuffed crust, was looking forward to it until i opened the box n one of the slices had a puddle on it. pretty sure it was spit from the polish delivery guy 2bh
>>25381624
why do people use these threads as a blog?
>>25381489
tell them ur spending the night touching ur self to 2d cartoons and shit posting on a japanese forum with ur pals
>>25379357
>spoons
>nice
fuck off lad
>be pretty anti-social past few years
>have few friends but never really go anywhere
>not been out on NYE for years
>past year got shit together
>arrange to go out on nye
>really looking forward to it
>don't suck with girls anymore and decent looking
>high chance of getting laid
>be ill, can't get out of bed
The one year I actually WANT TO FUCKING GO and I can't.
FUCKING SHIT FUCK CUNT.
>>25381722
>muh too ill to get out of bed for the best night out of the year
man up you fucking loser, i have a friend with kidney stones and even he's coming along tonight
>Waiting for my da to pick up my Rum
I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25381799
My back is fucked. I literally can't walk.
>>25381799
not him but i dont see how NYE is that much more better than any other party. I've had better nights that werent on NYE.
also, having kidney stones is not nearly as bad as other symptomes you can get from illness, such as random attacks of dizziness. when i take paracetamol i feel fucking fine but occassionally on a daily get a random dizzy attack where i just fucking fall over and pass out for a few minutes. i guess if i took drugs (and you gotta take some on NYE or you will be hated by every fucking normie) it wont make it better.
>>25381826
unlucky that lad, cant wait to get tanked up n cheat on my mrs with some bad slag
>>25382031
>kidney stones are not nearly as bad as random attacks of dizziness
confirmed for knowing nothing about kidney stones
>>25381175
lets see your audiobooks pal
>>25375118
>05:55:55
That's impressive m8
Alright lads
Just got back from the shops to buy some tinnies, saw the qt I've had a crush on since high school and finally got the courage to make some small-talk with her. It went well, I think.
>>25382152
mongoloid ur
>raining outside
>doesn't matter because I'm staying in my flat
Take that normies
>>25382100
eh, i fucking had kidney stones to the point where i had to go to the hospital. yeah they hurt like a bitch, but that's about it. if you dont drink alcohol or take drugs on NYE and drink water and take painkillers you can survive.
if you have random attacks of dizziness, get one and fall onto the street and hit something (car, curb) then you might actually fucking die.
>>25382236
Calm down, DeeDee
>Fookin...shitposting on /r9k/ right?
how is depression actually defined?
if you have a chemically normal brain that's persistently experiencing the symtoms of depression, but for justifiable reasons (i.e. social isolation, nothing to hope for, nothing to live for, etc.) is that still considered depression? or will they say 'nah you're healthy, your life's just shit m8'
>>25382143
It's all Douglas Adams at the moment. I've also got the versions of 2-5 read by Martin Freeman but I haven't got around to copying them off the discs yet.
I think some of you lads would appreciate the Dirk Gently radio plays featuring Harry "lodsofemone" Enfield.
I can't wait for tonight when all the normies have gone
>Friend works January
>Thought I'd be nice, rearrange drinks for January 2nd instead
>Tell group
>Everyone is okay with it
>Means I'm staying in tonight but meh, it's only two days later
>Friend texts me saying that they go into work on the 3rd, cant do drinks on 2nd
>Try to last minute scramble some sort of gathering without him tonight
>Everyone else has plans now or its too late
>I screwed myself over.
>>25382286
They don't test your brain to see if its cehmically healthy mate, if they did that they would find out SSRIs are shit and won't work for you, and then they might have to actually try and treat you.
>>25381660
what are people meant to use it for, please do instruct us all
why are some people depressed and others not
my normie co worker who has sex, friends and everything is depressed
I, an autistic no life hermit robot, have never been depressed even though i had plenty periods of struggle in my life
i want to fuck a whore to bring in the new year
do you think they'll be out whoring themselves for free tonight or is it worth trying to research and ring a couple
On New Year's Eve, I like saying to people I know I'll see in the next few days, "See you next year". It's hilarious.
>>25382441
I bet that's why you're spending this new years eve with us innit lad
>>25382377
New Years' is a busy season for them unless you've pre-booked. Might be able to get a cancellation appointment though.
>>25379489
Great, now go fix your life. Get a job already.
had an asda heinz bean and cheese pasty.
didn't taste to great, just like beans in a pasty.
>>25382459
So I have to book an appointment?
Where's the best site to get one?
>>25382469
Sounds right vile senpai. Only pasty with beans in it I ever enjoyed was a full english brekkie one I had in cornwall.
>>25382441
That is really funny, you are a funny guy anon.
>>25382260
>you will never do a load of drugs and explore yoker with deedee
>>25382286
The best definition is the anecdotal one. People can all say 'I'm depressed' but those have really felt it will know the crushing feeling of hopelessness, the drain of energy, the lack of colour in everything and even the feeling that you'd want to cry but not be quite sure as to why.
It can be chemically imbalanced or it can be caused by environmental and life issues.
Also, there's no one way to get around it either. Some pull through better than others just as some get it worse than others.
My friend told me of a man who killed himself. He had no cause to be depressed, great life had it all. In his final letter he simple stated 'I don't know why I feel this way, I just do.'
Nothing is ever black and white, it's all a spectrum and everyone is 'somewhere' on it.
Keep getting really bad acid reflux lads, don't know if I can drink tonight
When did they start putting creme eggs in heroes? They're fucking rank this has ruined Christmas
>>25382531
Feels bad family.
>You will never build a spaceship out of a cardboard box and go to the moon and then get cosy in hyper sleep in your cardboard ship.
JUST end it all.
>>25382441
those same people would probly cheer if you offed yourself lad
>>25382555
>creme eggs
>fucking rank
I hope fightanon beats you up senpai
Do builders have autism?
Bought some ASDA Smart Price curry sauce and poured it on some chips. Tastes pretty nice, would recommend it if you're poor like me.
>>25382610
some might. i work at the assembly line and have autism and an IQ of 115. so high intelligence does not always equal good job.
I've been blocked by Simply Red.on Twitter It's such a shame as they are my favourite band and their music is so exciting.
>tfw don't experience insomnia as such but just really light sleep with very heavy dreaming where I wake up like every half an hour
Brain won't switch off
>>25382626
>115
>high intelligence
along with IQ meaning almost nothing, thats a little above average at best
>>25382765
are you taking any stimulants or other substances?
>>25382770
>IQ meaning almost nothing
that's what I'm saying
>thats a little above average at best
but now think how many people have a job that requires more thinking than assembly line. relatively way more than people who have an IQ of 115 or higher. only about 16%.
>>25382827
drink and smoke quite a lot
installed tinder
left swiped everyone till there were no more people left.
destined to be alone.
>>25382827
>only about 16%.
about 15%
>>25382856
some people are more prone to suffer from insomnia due to substance abuse than others, just saying. for example DXM stimulates me alot and when I take it in the evening i will not only be unable to sleep that night, but also feel awake and capable throughout the night and then only become tired the next day at night. while others fall asleep while on it.
>>25382883
source? I was using the attached graph.
when you add all the percentages together you get 100% (100.2 to be exact, i know), so apperently the percentages represent the amount of people within that range. I said 115 or higher, so this includes 145, 130 and so on. and when you add them together you get 16.1%.
>>25382882
tinder is for outgoing types. i have 1500 matches and i'm still a virgin
the thought of meeting up with strangers for sex terrifies me
>>25382882
Can't be all that bad mate. I can't even look at a photo of myself without deleting it.
>>25382253
kidney stones put you through a higher intensity of pain than child labour m8
>>25382995
I doubt it seeing as they don't cut open your dick with scissors when you pass a kidney stone
>>25382980
they were all those big hair, big eyebrow poutey shallow types.
>>25382995
did you even read my post you fucking retard
and now consider that the children who labour are still labouring even though they could kill themselves or just die. they dont either of that so apperently it's still possible.
if you get an attack of random dizziness and fall infront of a truck you won't be able to celebrate new year's with your normie mates anymore.
>>25383029
don't bother with tinder mate. just delete it. you won't meet anyone worthwhile on it.
Gentle reminder that every other species on the planet manage to give birth with little fuss and without being pumped full of drugs, human women are just whingers
I was talking to a girl I've kind of been on off with over the last few weeks. As in we had a date but I didn't contact her after and she didn't reply to my next invitation a week later. I fucked it up essentially naturally I left it there.
Anyway she seemed quite open to me again so I've been flirting a little again today. Anyway I was bored and was teasing her to tell me what she'd got for christmas.
I was like tell me tell me tell me. Tell me or i'll torture you! tickling her a bit and she said You already torture me.
She said this with some heaviness that's made it stick in my mind.
Usually from this story I'd assume I'm a faggot who beta's out and spams her but I talk to her maybe 3 times a week at most and fairly maturely. Could this be an admission of feelings for me.
/brit/ Manchester meet up
7pm, Starbucks at Victoria station
Poleaboo is maybe going
>>25383024
>implying they worry about the health of the stone or complications that encur death from bloodloss.
>>25383024
it's the pain they give when moving down ur ureter from ur kidney to ur bladder m8, the actual passing isnt too bad
>>25383035
ur logic in that post was pretty retarded desu
Question for black britbots: how do you feel about people using your colour as an identifying trait?
I was out with my family at a big shopping centre and my sister asks where a loo is and I spotted one, she asked where and I said "right there, where that black guy is standing". It was relatively hidden so I had to give some kind of marker for it, and people are more recognisable that structures and there was a black guy next to it and him having black skin was the most obvious feature when describing him, yet she looks at me like she's thinking "what the fuck?" and tells me to hush and "don't be racist!".
What the hell?
>>25383155
nah, you're just too retarded to understand.
Kidney stones are a constant, and therefore foreseaable pain
random attacks of dizziness are neither constant nor foreseeable and are an acute danger to your life. no medication will prevent them.
>>25383091
It's because humans haven't been standing erect long enough for our bodies to adapt fully to it. The angle of the female pelvis has changed to make it easier to stand erect and have sex in the missionary position but at the cost that childbirth is more difficult. Seeing as it was mostly a danger to the mother and not the child, there hasn't been enough selection pressure to fix it.
More info here if you care: http://www.wannabe-anthropologist.com/wba_writing_pelvis.php
>>25383099
how's the police investigation going lad?
Moved back in with my parents. BT's internet is absolute horseshit compared to Virgin.
>>25383099
nobody cares you paki fag just off yourself already
>>25383240
>Moved back in with my parents
Why would you do that lad?
>>25383189
Poleaboo won
He's getting his stuff back and the forensic team seems incompetent so these current charges should be drooped soon
>>25383270
Whatever, I'll enjoy my normie night out
>>25382948
where'd you get DXM from pal?
>>25383279
Because I'm buying a house and thought I'd be moving in by now and cancelled my tenancy.
Then the cunts at the top of the chain turned around and said we're not moving before Christmas even though everyone below them wanted to.
Now they've said they haven't even finalised all their mortgage stuff yet. Told them I'm essentially homeless now and they said for 600GBP I can stay in an empty house they own for a month.
Basically they sound like rich tossers who want everything done on their timeline and fuck everyone else. Typical boomer bastards.
fucking hate it when there's a last minute cancelation
>>25383359
cough medicine. i got capsules containing 30mg dextromethorphan hydrobromide monohydrate
>>25383401
safe, from the pharmacy?
>>25375118
I couldn't fall asleep, so at around 8 this morning I took acid to make myself feel better and now here I am
>>25383371
Sounds awful mate, my condolences.
I'm quite fortunate that I'm not in a chain, though the guy I'm buying from has been divorced for 5 years and has to get his ex-wife's opinion whenever I talk to them as its half hers (another sign not to get married, as if I needed more).
>>25383359
>>25383401
>>25383441
alsooo it's non prescription. just go to pharmacy and say you have a dry cough and want capsules. u will probably get dxm ones. you could even just say you want them containing dxm but if you're unlucky they won't give it you so easily. or just order from internet.
it's not a stimulant or anything though, actually it's a dissociative, but me it makes me mostly very drunk feeling and only slightly dissociated and when i take more i get so drunk that i have to puke
why does my post not show up wtf
Still want to be a bank robber lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1BpY9B8cAA
Well sent the old texts around the everyone asking what's happening tonight. Everyone replied with they don't know which I guess means I'm not invited.
Looks like another new year spent on 4chan.
>>25383484
Posts with links in them sometimes get delayed
If you're using 4Chan X, did you definitely submit it? Look in the quick reply window under the captcha
Have you filtered yourself somehow?
>>25383467
Lucky, could be weeks before my lot get their act together and move out. Now I've got an hours drive to work every day.
>>25383534
it shows up now, pretty late. kept refreshing and shit. no links.
>>25383340
>Poleaboo won
>He's getting his stuff back and the forensic team seems incompetent so these current charges should be drooped soon
The ol' popo like to sing ye with the ol' CP when they nab ye computer. Sure Poleaboo had no CP from surfing /b/ or 4+4? That would be difficult to explain.
Feeling depressed, lads. Always do on NYE. I fucking hate getting older.
>>25383441
Dxm is olev. I'm one who can sleep on it, it actually gives we the best sleep of my life. It is not safe though. It turns you retarded. I've yet to find a more neurotoxic drug. I still use it a few times a month though. Dxm feels better than being smart. Who needs short term memory anyway? I can't even smell the syrup without getting sick though. I'm left with just coricidin and robogels. Last try I puked 4 times as I was puking out my ass. Fuck that. Pills just make my stomach hurt but I keep it down.
>>25383650
>DXM is neurotoxic
citation needed. and not safe? nigger are you kidding? it can't even kill you, except maybe if you take some which contain DXM and other stuff like paracetamol together.
maybe they are neurotoxic if you pop like 20 capsules you fucking junkie.
>spending new years alone, sober and posting on a venezuelan wildlife advice forum with a bunch of socially inept misfits
What did I do to deserve this
Highlights of the year #1
Crossing a pedestrian crossing before the lights changed. What a time to be alive.
doing no fap but i got really drunk and last night and wanked till for a bit and some pre cum came out
does that count?
really cannon be fucked to restart the counter ffs
>>25383650
>pills hurt in my stomach
>short term memory problems
how much of that shit are you taking? everything in high amounts will damage you you retard
>>25383820
>tfw spending new years alone on a Filipino swag forum
I just want a gf to make my days more fulfilling.
>>25383855
>>25383820
I'm okay with this desu.
New years is always shit.
Wife's been called up to London by her boss to work late on an important project. Looks like she'll be missing NYE. Think I'll just pick a few comfy films to watch with her kids.
never celebrated new years in my whole life lads
>>25383935
Boring cuckbait post, bruv.
How long do cans take to chill anyway? There must be a way to work it out from their size and the fridge temperature and if I open it and check they'll take longer to cool.
>>25383935
Is this cuck bait?
It sounds like cuck bait.
>tfw the bf is coming over tonight and I'll be getting a NYE blowie
>>25383935
>up to London
We already knew all southerners were cucks
>>25383946
>>25383950
>acting a clown is now considered bait
Why the fuck are normies dumbing every meme down?
>>25383947
put them in the freezer
>>25383935
>work late on an important project
This is so obviously cuckbait I don't know where to start
As if any company "works late on important projects" (the most generic term ever) on NYE
So I used the word cunt in front of someone earlier didn't call them a cunt, I stubbed my toe and said " ah you cunt" I received a torrent of abuse from said person as to how wrong it is
So I googled the matter to see as to why people are offended by such a simple word, here is one of the results
JUST
>>25383965
lol thats really gay lad
>>25383965
Bf called me by another guy's name as he was sucking me off. I think he might be a little bit gay.
>>25383982
>acting a clown
you literally have a mental disability
>>25383999
you bet it is, king bender over here lad
>>25384014
dump him
>>25383984
That's a plan. I'll check em and if they ain't cold enough, COOLER FOR TEN MINUTEN.
>>25383998
Was it an American? I've never known a British person to kick off about the word cunt.
>>25378598
>This will reach 500 by the time midnight comes. Relax mate.
>18:30
>268 posts
Shows what you know cunt
>>25383998
>>25384041
My mum doesn't like that word either
>yfw cameroon kicks out the sandnigs and establishes open carry legislation into a labour majority parliament and passes
So lads
Which city is going to get a terrorist attack in 5 1/2 hours' time?
My bet would be here in Birmingham because we're one of the worst places for radicals, but I guess the police already know this and have clamped down.
I'm guessing London is more likely?
Has anyone made a special NYE edition of the OP image? They are always very impressive.
>>25384104
>cameroon
Typo? Or are you actually talking about Cameroon?
>>25384069
I think women get pissy about it, I'd never call a woman a cunt outright to her face just because they tend to throw a hissy fit.
>>322126085
Does anyone here?
>tfw got banned off reddit for 4chan vote brigading
I only use the website to look at pictures of girls.
>Housemates have gone home for New Years
>Have flat to myself after spending xmas with family up until today
I'd feel bad if I didn't have a pretty great week. Guess I'm just going to stay in and play shit games and watch shit anime after using my new body hair trimmer and meticulously shaving my balls.
Liverpool is really fucking quiet despite it being the 31st.
>>25384117
Nottingham and or manchester m8
>>25384117
London is the obvious target, but therefore will also have the biggest police & army presence.
I'd say Edinburgh
>>25384023
It's a different term for to act a fool you sperglord. He was acting LIKE a clown. That better?
>>25384125
Nah hes a nigger man. Like the country
>>25384134
Wrong board lad
>get invited to a new years event
>place is 3 hours trains ride away for me (1 hour for them)
>expected to meet them for 10pm and travel all the way there on my own
>weathers shit and i've got little money
Fuck that shit, i'm just staying in
>>25384041
>>25384069
>>25384131
It was my sister, she's 26.
Like I said I didn't call her a cunt, just said the word in front of her and she went mental, I just laughed at her, said ok, finished FIXING HER FUCKING COMPUTER FOR HER, in silence and then walked home, I could understand if she never swore but she's always saying things are "shit" and how things don't "fucking" work, I just don't see the difference
>>25384140
Too many scallies in Liverpool, all the students go to Manchester
It will soon be 2016.
>>25384140
>>25384238
I'm a student, but but there's usually more people out than this. But I'm not complaining, means I didn't have to suffer through busy buses and pissed people calling me love even though I look nothing like a girl.also would like to buy a robot bf
>>25382286
It's a made up illness by people seeking attention.
They're basically just lazy and wnat people to sort out their lives for them.
>>25384134
Sorry.
This was it btw
>>25384314
That shit was bonkers tedious. Me and 2 lads did rotations to get it eventually.
>>25384293
>people calling me love even though I look nothing like a girl
Love isn't a female-only term, though men wouldn't call each other love.
>>25384293
>and pissed people calling me love even though I look nothing like a girl.
>male
>student
>long hair (possibly ponytail)
>in Liverpool
You are just the worst
>>25384314
You link cross-board like this
>>>/v/322126085
And are you even old enough to be on this forum, son?
>>25384405
Why for not knowing how to link cross?
>>25384417
No, for playing Halo and posting it in multiple places. Not knowing how to cross-post just makes (You) a newfag too
>tfw former oneitis is getting blacked
well that helped me get over her for good.
once you go black, you're a race traitor cunt and no white man will ever want you again.
>>25384374
>Men wouldn't call eachother love
Tell that to Liverpool mate. I've got medium length hair that reaches just under my ears (not even neck length), so maybe from the back there's some confusion, but from the front I just look like an ugly baby faced 20 year old boy.
>>25384393
>Male
I wish I was a little girl Does that help?
>Student
Liverpool Uni is a shithole
>Long hair
Mate if I was one of the shitters that just threw my hair in to a ponytail because I'm lazy then I'd just hang myself. I don't spend 40 quid a month keeping it trimmed and styled to put it in a shitty tail.
>in Liverpool
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
>>25384439
I'm not technically a new fag, been on r9k a while just never other boards except paranormal when I'm really bored.
And halos decent, nout wrong with adults liking it.
just had a roast dinner, feeling full. gonna chill alone tonight and watch a film. may even have a wank lads
should i go out tonight lads?
just got this feeling its gonna be shit.
>>25384478
Ah, so you're gay (and possibly a nonce). why on earth would you go to uni in Liverpool
Currently downloading Rome total war ii.
NYE gonna be good.
Just gonna take a handful of sleeping pills and a few shots of jim beam
See you in 2016 lads
>>25383340
>"Poleaboo won"
>parents think he's a failure
>no friends
>no gf
>siblings think he's a loser
>no degree
>no job
>criminal record
>but poleaboo won
>>25384492
Going out any night is shit lad
What you drinking lads?
On Malibu & Diet Coke at the moment (no homo)
>>25384506
do you want to multiplayer? I'm not good just got 96 hours played mostly in co-op
>>25384503
I'm too much of a baby to move too far away from family. Plus my mum's in an ill state of health so I don't want to be too far away.
You got me on the gay part, and I'm only a nonce if it's po-ju.
>>25384547
Gonna give it a whirl first m9. I'll post in here again later if I fancy it. Reckon I'll probably suck hard for quite some time.
>>25384546
Literally a fucking Gaylord. Get yourself some real rum son.
some silly fucking dick swine's letting off fireworks already
>>25384592
>Literally a fucking Gaylord
srsly no homoexcept futa
>Get yourself some real rum son
I have real rum, but I want something coconut flavoured at the moment.
>>25384546
non-alcoholic beverage
>>25384639
What ya got?
>>25384633
You live near David Cameron?
>>25384661
nah i live in suburban manchester
And I keep falling into this darkness, and there's no one to light it up, to bright it up.
>>25384654
I've got a bottle of captain morgan spiced and one of white. I may get on to themwith diet cokewhen I've had the Gordons G & T & cucumber tinny I bought to try.
>>25377998
We're all Pakis now fuck off and Allah Akbar.
>>25384546
JD+Coke, and I've also got my MFLB to hand.
Got pizza and chips in the oven for a big feast tonight. Here's to a gf-ful new year, boys.
Gona spend the new years in manchesters city centre, how easy is it to score drugs off the street?
>>25384715
Fair dos. Got some Goslings black seal dark rum to mix with ginger. Also got some four roses bourbon. Gonna get so fucked tonight.
>>25377955
I wish I was an American, I would have shot myself drunk with a high calibre revolver years ago if I was.
>>25384546
Cough syrup
Just realised the gyms gonna be closed tomorrow too
When does it fucking end
>>25384816
the day after tomorrow
>tfw had to get out of bed because mum made me tea
Had been in bed for 33 hours now I'm up though so won't be able to get back to sleep. Wasn't gunna drink tonight but now that I am awake might have to go get some booze
>>25384546
Cold red wine.
>>25384816
January 4th senpai
>>25384816
>start going to the gym because it's new year
you're never gonna make it
https://strawpoll.me/6414633
>>25384764
it's usually fairly easy but recently the police have cracked down hard on street dealers and tonight especially it will be very hot. still if ye wanna try and score walk around picadilly gardens and catch the eye of sand / nigger looking types
>>25384816
>going to the gym
Get out you normie
>>25383749
>>25383835
Are you guys being serious? I'm not taking it because I have a cough.
Recreational dose is usually between 200 and 400mg(in robogels that's 13 to 27 pills, half that many pills if coricidins). If it's syrup I've puked on doses as low as 150mg, and I start to get pain at just 90mg if I haven't eaten beforehand.
Of course just taking the usual 15 or 30mg once a day when sick isn't going to do much but inhibitinhibit cough. Recreational doses will make you retarded though. That's why I go no more than once a week. It's not even that obscure. It's well known that daily dxm abuse fucks your memory in the ass dry.
>brother lives in dubai
>text him about what's going on over there
>message not received
>>25384895
Tbf I'd go to the gym if I had one i n my house but I don't and I don't like to leave my house so I don't go.
>>25384889
Told you it was just one butthurt hater senpai
>>25384849
Not soon enough
>>25384863
Nah just new years day
>>25384866
Been going to the gym at least 4 times a week for the past 5 years, nice try tubs
>>25384895
Happy new years mate
>>25384902
Does he live in a hotel?
>>25384816
Home gym master race reporting in.
oh cee
>>25384902
mate... the pakis have gotten into dubai too and are lighting the place up
>>25384953
yes, though i don't know if it's that one
>>25384960
Using a home gym is like masturbating.
Why bother when you can just have sex instead?
what should I wear in the city for new years?
I can go casual with a hoodie, jeans and basketball shoes, but they'd never let me into bars or clubs in case I meet with some bitch outside.
I can also just wear some short sleeved button shirt with a vest and dark jeans, smart casual looks good but I might get mugged and raped (and possibly overdressed compared to the 65% of the people wearing chav track suits and trainers).
Is ISIS destroying Dubai?
>just called off my plans tonight to go on a pub crawl with my only friend in this country
>mfw he's forced to go on his own to save face in front of his family
Pretty fucking funny famili, I save my shekels and get to ponder suicide in peace alone tonight.
Well I hope he gets laid or some shit I guess.
>>25384986
Depends what you;re doing. Clubbing, go smart casual. If you're going to the fireworks I recommend an anorak and wellies
>>25384980
because unless you're bare backing a vietnamese hooker your hand feels better
Right so i was going to go out, but now there is a fucking storm happening.
>>25384960
Don't have the room or else I probably would, also my gym has sauna, cute girls and there's a bit of a bro culture going on (nothing like chads) just everyone is really friendly
>>25384978
Shit RIP in peace for your brother
>>25384986
u shud where a clown soot m8 cos thats wot u are lmoa rolf tl;dr
>>25384980
I like gym for gains and fapping because gf won't let me set my phone on her back to play porn during doggy anymore. Fucking bitch. I hate her so much.
>>25384986
Ask /fa/
Just go in a buttoned shirt in case you get hot, dark and good fitting jeans and plain looking trainers. Keep it subtle but smart-ish.
guys i officially gave up drinking last saturday and have not touched a single drop since and i feel like i'd be cheating myself if i drank tonight but as it's new year i don't know if i should. i'll take the majority vote (vote ends @ 19:45)
should I drink or not?
>>25385026
That's the best time to go out mate the streets will be really quiet because normies are scared of rain
>>25384986
>A shirt (doesn't need to be especially smart, can be flannel or something if you like).
>Dark jeans
>dark shoes
>Optional: a jacket
Better to be mildly overdressed than under. As you say, some places you won't get in with a t-shirt but if you play it safe you'll get in anywhere. Worst case scenario you end up at a grungy, sweatbox venue with everyone in t-shirts and you in a shirt. In that case just roll up the sleeves or unbutton it, revealing your undershirt to look a bit more casual and you'll be fine.
Jacket is optional because if you're bar-hopping or moving around a lot you don't want to pay cloak room fees. Might be cold though.
>>25385060
Don't fall off the wagon mate. Stay dry, stay sane.
>>25385017
hmm, I think smart casual would be better then... just as a precaution, ill just take a taxi home, pajeets are very non-violent anyway.
>tfw only smoke weed
>tfw buying some ciggies and a lighter just to smoke socially and half assedly with the group of people just chilling outside
not so easy when you just move in the city and don't know anyone, having to resort to this shit
>>25385060
Normally I'm completely pro drinking but as you have quit for a week I'd say don't do it, just because some normies say you have to because the number on the end of the year is changing doesn't mean you should.
>>25385060
don't drink or else you're proving to yourself you're weak
>>25385053
>plain looking trainers
whats the point he won't get in a club with trainers, mate
>>25384937
I thought it was a minority just like to check quickly. Hope the Op image guy actually gets a look at it .
Currently enjoying some raspberry vodka and diluting juice + some Sour Cream and Onion pringles.
wew lads, apparently no casualties in the fire
thank heavens
>>25385109
Do you lot still live in the early 2000s?
Literally no clubs here will stop you from coming in even if you are dressed in jogging bottoms, trainers and a t-shirt.
>>25385109
Worked for me, it can work the same for anyone family
>>25385141
Hope the OP image guy tops himself
>>25385150
In a way mate are we not all casualties of the society in which we live?
>>25385162
Unless the bouncer thinks you're a prick
In 4 hours and 37 minutes it will be legal to have sex with someone born in a different millennium than you.
>>25385186
Then bouncers scare off 90% of customers
>>25385196
>>25385202
Alrigh /brit/lads.
>>25385179
fucking deep man, fucking deep
>>25375118
Glad to have a day off tomorrow
/stratfeel/
>>25385196
Been on holiday to Mexico a year ago. It's 13 there.
>>25385210
Technically I'm a /britfeel/er who's invading their thread instead of the other way around
>>25385210
alri
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25385145
>raspberry vodka
Lush lad
>>25385196
I wish the girls had miniskirts as part of their uniforms when I was a kid
>Tesco open until 10 o clock
So I've got an hour to get motivated and get ready to leave the house and I'll be able to get booze. Failing that I'll have to be sober. I don't really mind either way but I worry I might regret it later if I don't get any booze in. What do you guys reckon?
>>25385232
>mine closed at 7
fuck you
Also Just-Eat does booze deliveries all night
>>25385224
(a;erfviuhaerligfvhaerlifuhjaefli)
>>25385232
Stay sober, don't be a weak minded faggot, start as you intend to go on
>>25385224
It's 16 in America, damn femnazis have to ruin everything.
>>25385224
>>25385196
>>25385202
This desu I'm the guy who was living in Lisbon and it's 14 there.
>>25385225
Funny, I'm actually the opposite. Regularly post in /brit/ but it's ruined for the whole night because some autismals decided to meet up and now it's derailed the thread.
>>25385232
Definitely get some in. It won't even be bad picking it up since tonight is a night where it is completely acceptable to be buying booze. The cashier will just think you're en route to a house party. DO IT NOW lad, you will regret it otherwise.
Who /drinking alone/ here? Think I'll order dominos and watch Deadman Wonderland start to finish.
>tfw another year passed of being a lonely HHKV NEET
>got enough booze in to last the entire weekend
Not risking repeating last year where I ran out and had to go out in the rain and buy overpriced vodka (I think) from the one paki newsagent that was open at 1am on New Years
>>25385265
What if I intend to go on shitfaced and kill myself before 2016 is out though...?
>>25385246
Have you got any just booze places near you on Just-Eat? I have loads of takeaways that do booze but you have to order food as well.
>>25385290
>Who /drinking alone/ here?
Always
>Think I'll order dominos
The only bad thing about living in the countryside is that I can't do this :(
>>25385290
My brother told me to watch that. The albino downy was a qt but the rest was kind of meh. I'd rewatch yuruyuri instead.
>>25385319
My just-eat lists the local Londis, they'll brink you beer and bog roll as long as you spend over a tenner
>>25385336
That's amazing m8
>>25385319
The that's your choice mate
All the best either way
Who /Fisforfamily/ here?
Tanks
>>25385290
Maybe if you used the map you wouldn't be so lonely.
>dad comes into my room
>"not going anywhere tonight?"
>"naa I'm not going out"
>"are you sure, I can give you a life somewhere if you want?"
>"n-no thanks"
>"well... alright then"
>hear him let out a sigh as he walks out
Great, now I feel bad
>>25385374
Watched that the other week, was good, thought it was a bit short though.
Kind of weird to hear Americans swearing so much since most of their shows don't allow it.
>>25385421
>I can give you a life somewhere if you want?
What did he mean by this?
Think I'll head to bed before midnight. Let me just sleep through this
>>25385374
Just finished watching them an hour ago, great but shame it's only 6 episodes long.
>I will put you through the fuckin' wall
>Dad, we're outside
>Then I'll build one out here and put you through it
>>25385448
you know he meant to type lift you pedantic fuckwit
>>25385278
I'm gunna go for it mate just need to try hard to get motivated so I can get dressed and head out
>>25385421
>>25385448
Shit I meant "lift"
>>25385421
People's parents actually do this?
I wonder what my parents think... They don't really speak to me but they must have an opinion.
>>25385414
Is there a britfeel one? If you mean zeemaps then I am on the newest /r9k/ one just in a shitty town.
>>25385550
Yeah, I think most people's parents just don't really know what to do to help them because they had an easy time.
>>25385440
>>25385492
Hopefully enough people watch it so they can make more episodes
I'm guessing you guys are Bill Burr fans?
>Flicking through Tinder
>Get match with one girl
>Her profile picture is her in the centre flanked by two munters at the edge of the picture
>Open up profile after match
>"I'm the one on the left"
Feel cheated.
Scouser here. To all the jellymad cunts ITT saying how shit Liverpool is, you're just jellymad that even the biggest scouse robot is a Chad anywhere else in the country. :^)
>>25385550
Parents don't know how to help (and you probably spent years spurning their efforts), so eventually they just stop trying and hope you'll fix yourself.
>>25385596
Never heard of him before I watched it.
I could make a killing being a taxi driver for normies. Give them discounted rides for money.
>>25385596
Fucking awesome show in my opinion. Watched the whole thing in one night. They better make a season 2
Lads what should I do to see in the new year? Keep playing smite or go rewatch iron man 3?
So who else is going to about going out tonight?
looks like clarksons having a good time
>>25385669
Not since uber was created you couldn't.
>>25385448
Poster doesn't know how to proofread his own shit. He meant to type "lift". As in, give his son a ride anywhere he wants.
>>25385608
Southerner here. To all the jellymad cunts ITT saying how shit Kent is, you're just jellymad that even the poorest southern robot is a rich Archibald anywhere else in the country :^)
>>25385700
Have to stick with seeing if people I know want lifts.
>>25385697
Only 2 succubi, not bad Jezza.
RIP
>>25385630
He is the funniest bloke I've ever heard. Two of his stand up specials are on Netflix 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way' is my favourite but the other one he has on there is hilarious too. If you're in need of some laughs tonight I highly recommend them.
He's got a podcast too which is quite entertaining.
>>25385608
When you speak you sound like you have cerebral palsy.
look forward to spending another year with you lads
youre all i got
>>25385448
>>25385528
>>25385503
>>25385701
What if he meant he could get him out of the country and set him up with a false identity? Maybe that poster is wanted by the authorities and in hiding.
>>25385682
Find a better filum at least laddie.
>>25385706
Sorry m8, I don't speak posh cunt. Can you do it again but not shit this time?
>>25385755
BOSS TOP MAD FOR IT
Your city talks like it's still the 90s.
Mum being a right cunt called me an idiot because I didn't know how to turn the oven on properly even though the fan is broken and there are like 7 options.
>>25385756
Good lad, it wouldn't be the same without you
>>25385791
You're still wearing the same clothes from the 90's
>>25385756
You too mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA
>>25385834
Nah lad, I can go to any town fucked by Thatcher and find scallies sporting FILA trackies and reebok classics like they're top end merchandise.
Scousers have moved on.
>>25385906
Piss off you've got the worst accent in the UK, most of you descend from Irish slaves anyway. No one outside of Britain can even understand a word you say and you saying things like "BOSS" shows that you are using sayings from the early 00's.
New years eve OP image for you lads
>>25385906
Scousers are literally white English niggers, nobody likes you and the sun was probably correct about you subhumans picking the pockets of the dead people at that football match crush.
>>25385992
I sort of prefer this, but OP-sama put so much effort in I want the next thread to use his night version)
>>25385973
I was taking the piss out of the way you talk, BOSS, TOP, MAD FOR IT are all phrases common outside of Liverpool that scousers stopped using in the 90s.
better fucking use the correct image next thread I swear down
otherwise it's going to ruin the entire year
also considering that the fireworks are on the image would it not be proper to have DEC crossed out ?
>>25375118
test ac text robot pls
>>25386069
Have you never used a calendar before? It's still December until after midnight
>>25386108
Midnight is January kiddo.
>>25386023
Does anyone even have it saved?
>>25386108
Fucking idiot why would the fireworks be going off before midnight?
>>25386123
Then there'd be no months crossed out because it's January of a new year.
At no point would you have all 12 months crossed out.
>>25386108
I update muh business before I go out so when I wake up it says january.
Am I the only one?
>>25386153
It's not midnight yet.
>>25386140
Over-excited hindus setting them off early.
>>25386135
It's in the last thread, use the archive to save getting a repost message
>>25386135
It's in the archive. Here, let me get it for you chum...
>>25365148
>>25365190
>>25385762
>tfw she reads your message but doesn't reply and you don't want to seem desperate so you never speak to her again
>tfw 1 week no PC and getting withdrawl symptoms, not getting back until Sunday night
>Fucked up applying for bennies because got paid more than I expected, JC asked me to come in again today I told them to suck a fat one and let me enjoy the festive season with my family
>tee eff double you no gee eff
>>25386176
That's what I said you prick >>25386108
Either all but December is crossed out (2015) or none of them are crossed out (2016).
Unless the new thread is posted at exactly halfway between 23:59:59 and 00:00:00 so the 4chan clock glitches and considers it part of neither year, having all months crossed out is retarded and wrong.
>>25386069
I agree, its just gonna be satisfying to see them all crossed out so I updated it for you.
I will get the New year edition thread ready
>>25386221
Accuracy spergs vs completion spergs, the battle continues.
>>25386221
lmao you're so fucking anal
>OP pic autism
Bane of this general
>>25386261
We're going to end up with 5 of these things
>>25386222
that looks like shit....
if you wanted the fireworks more prominent fine but why the blue cast?!
>>25386288
don't worry it all stops tomorrow
>>25375118
As a nineteen year old apprentice in full time employment, am I exempt from paying council tax
>>25386310
it's hd, therefore it needs a blue filter
>>25386222
pfft come on lad this looks like I've highlighted the image
>>25386324
>>25386310
That is what he posted, I missed
>>25365190
>>25386310
https://strawpoll.me/6414633/r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w1TzLR2tYc
>>25386320
No, of course not. why on earth would you be?
>>25384781
i love you mado
>>25386320
No, you are not.
Robot, fuck off
>>25386367
because im 19
>>25386404
So?
Only students are exempt, you admit you are in full time employment
>>25386387
>mado
It's easier on the body than the amounts of alcohol some people ITT drink...
>>25386367
>>25386395
I'm on day release for 16 hours a week. I think I qualify for full time education status as I do an NVQ
Really need to start looking for a job lads
>>25386320
https://www.gov.uk/council-tax/who-has-to-pay
eating twiglets tbqh
>>25386320
If you're on that apprenticeship scheme where they pay you the same amount of bennies you might be exempt?
>>25386320
>23
>earn 92/week part time
>still pay some council tax.
jhjffgj
>>25386479
>>25386510
>>25386525
cheers. just checked. not exempt. fuck.
is it a lot lol
>>25386479
https://www.bristol.gov.uk/council-tax/discounts-for-people-who-arent-counted-for-council-tax
>Who isn't counted
>...............apprentices,
>>25386589
loloolololoolololoollololololol
>>25386320
https://www.gov.uk/council-tax/who-has-to-pay
If you live alone you get a flat 25% reduction. If you're counted as a student you get a 100% reduction.
As an apprentice, you get a 100% reduction if you earn less than 195 bong a week or your apprenticeship is accredited by Ofqual or SVEC.
Go to a CAB and ask for a benefits check regardless of whether or not you think you meed these criteria.
>>25386591
see your local council for details some seems to offer reductions
>>25386597
Alone on NYE? And I don't mean you're not with anybody, I mean you're not with someone you'll kiss at midnight before making love in the early hours of the morning.
Pretty pathetic if you are.
>>25386349
no I was saying opaque blueness wasn't a good addition.
I am op image guy.
this is my last edit, with stronger firework layer, December crossed off and higher definition for the last one.
that's it then im done.
people can chose whatever they want
Variation for you lads, enjoy x
>>25386608
kggkjghjhg
>>25386644
gmslhlfgnadlnepig!FTRHGFd21211e!!!FHGbvnghngf!!!!1
>>25386632
Appreciate it mate. I've got your picture ready for the next thread.
>>25386677
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>>25385009
All hope lost for you lid desu
might aswell join in with the pron posting.
>>25386597
I earn more than the Max bracket
>>25386620
>>25386619
cheers boys. what kind of general cost am I looking at?
I thought it would be like a grand. sorry I know I can find it online somewhere but I'm not an intelligent
>>25386777
keepin it british
>/r9k/ a pink board
Shit, I totally forgot that porn was ok here.
>>25386591
>is it a lot lol
20% of your income that is over 62.90/week, up to a maximum of like 1,100 ish depending on your band
fuck sake lads stop posting nudey pictures
makes me depressed every time I see an attractive woman and knowing I'll never have her
NYE Edition lads
>>25386775
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>>25386775
>>25386779
Council tax varies greatly by band, type council tax calculator <your city> in to google to find out. You could be looking at a grand a year, at most, unless you live in some posh southern tory council.
>tfw you can remember being in this exact thread this time last year
well nothing's really changed but in another step closer to my own goals in the broader sense of life. Still wary of that whole "YOUR YOUNG YOU GOT PLENTY OF TIME!!! :D" because before you know It you'll be 25 years old and workin a minimum wage job. Phew, long as I get where I want to be by age 21-22 things we'll be all right.
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>>25385675
If you guys liked that you should check out Bojack Horseman, it isnt quite as funny but it has its moments and it has like 20+ episodes since it got 2 seasons. That's on netflix too.
>>25386257
Wow that is a nice pic
![Taking-a-Look-2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t4Mib2t.jpg "Taking-a-Look-2015[1]")
