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Windy out edition
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first for this doctor's appointment is too fucking early
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I think my bloody roof's gonna fly off.
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Lads, have you said your daily thanks to based Moeen?
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>>25352735

Light drizzle as well here lads. I have 2 coats, one has a hood but doesn't zip up, the other zips up but doesn't have a hood.
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What the hell is this weather about? I'm scared lads.
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Glad I don't have to go out in the weather.

One of the few perks of being NEET.
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>open window
>door slams shut
>attic flies open
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>2 weeks of eating nothing but bro foods(roasted chicken, pork loins, lamb, peas, cheeses, kidney beans, home made wraps, etc)
>can't even stand eating this shit now and would rather die from DNP engulfing me
>want to have something different, paki shop has a pineapple and nutella calzone
>no deliveries till 4pm


FUCK FUCK FUCK I GOTTA WAIT 7 HOURS PLUS 20 MINS DELIVERY FOR MY FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY

NO IM NOT ORDERING FROM A COMMERCIAL STORE, THESE PAKIS MAKE THE BEST PIZZA IN SALFORD AND COSTS WAY CHEAPER THAN PAPA SHITS PLUS THEY MAKE CALZONES AND THOSE GUYS DONT
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>>25353251
Alright Ribena, calm down
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Anyone lose their virginity on Grindr?
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Edinfag checking in.
Sounds like an asthmatic huffing paint outside.
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Ever been out jogging and become a victim of a drive-by?
>*BEEP-BEEP*
>"OI YA CUNT!"
>*2L bottle of piss zings past literally inches in front of my head*
Pretty scary tbqh if that had hit.
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Well. I'm about to go cuck a bloke while he watches me fuck his wife. AMA lads
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>>25353683
do not live through women
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How's it going, m8s?

Still out of spoons.
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>>25353780
>implying my cutlery license will expire
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Blowing a ruddy gale here squire
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>>25353724
>do not live through women


Yeah, excactly why a couple times a month I go fuck an easy lay.

Living through women and fucking them is a different thing bro
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>>25353831
You too? It's almost like we all live in the same country.
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>>25353780
I've experienced this rule IRL. I once bought garden sheers and a cutlery set. The garden sheers went through first and were fine to buy without ID. But I needed ID for the cutlery said.
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>>25353251
never gonna make it
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>>25353780
I work in a Tesco and it's not uncommon for the check thing to come up when you scan cutlery. If the lad was alone and looked well under 16 I wouldn't have sold them to him
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>decided to stay awake all night and sleep through my 5 hour train trip today
>spent the entire time edging
>realise I had to move an hour ago
>ruin orgasm , blue balls
>less than 2 hours till the train ride
>balls are still throbbing
>5 hours of sitting ahead of me

FUCK
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>won a 50 quid gift card in work in November
>waited till after Christmas
>bought shitloads of biscuits and chocolate for 5 quid yesterday

Patience is a virtue.

But are the post new years sales better, or should I spend it all now?
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>>25354015
Oh, this is for Tesco, I could've said.
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>>25354048
Not sure lad, I don't head to Tesco all that often. I would just blow it now, the deals after new years can't be all that much better
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NHS mental health appointment on the 16th. they sent me a letter with emergency helplines. I guess they think I'm fucked.
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>>25354310

>letting anyone know

You certainly fucked up at least.
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>>25353979
where are you going lad?
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>>25354345
Down to Liverpool, gonna bring the drink asda gave us by mistake with a collection and get proper smashed while I avoid my extended family
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Any lads worked as stewards for the footy. Thought it would be a decent way to pick up some girl and share some banter with the other lads
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>>25354367
5 hours down to liverpool? you live in the middle of scotland or something?
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>>25352735

>Back from Uni for Christmas
>Mum comes in my room, asks me if I'm ok
>I say no, I'm fed up
>She asks if there's anything she can do
>Say "I don't know"
>She starts having a go at me for being unappreciative at Christmas

Is she trying to help or what lads?
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fuck hermes tbqh
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>>25354367

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (2.27% content).
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>>25354421
Maybe you should stop being a whiny little cunt m8
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>>25354404
Aye, up by Edinburgh
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>>25354453

m8 if I'm quiet and don't say much then my mum starts asking me "Why are you being so quiet?"

What am I meant to do senpai
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>>25354453
This tbhdesufam
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>>25354453

this, if anyone asks you how you are, you can only ever say 'fine/alright/ok' doesn't matter whether you've just won the lottery, or mintues away from offing yourself m8.
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>>25354453
>>25354492

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
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>mfw met some qt from dubai who was here on holiday with family
>we went out a few times, even got my first kiss in 4 years
>she is gone now
>will never be able to afford meeting her.
>might as well just write it off.
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>>25354511
>kissed twice in his life
WWWWWWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
ROAD ROLLAR DA!
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>>25354492
>>25354507
>>25354478

my mum knows I'm not fine though, and I can't be fucked to lie.
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>>25354540
>>kissed twice in his life

yes anon, it was indeed literally 2 times in my entire life. This is why I am here, amongst other reasons
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Went ahead and brought Lightning Returns. What a shit game. It's so much worse than 13-2. I can't believe how boring it is.

I thought Final Fantasy games were supposed to be these huge epic rpgs. Lightning returns is like a bad MMO but offline.

Wish I could return it but I spent over 5 hours on it trying to like it.

Plus I lost my save file in tales from the borderlands right before episode 5. It's been a bad few days when it comes to vidya for me.
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>>25354545
>I can't be fucked to lie.

>parents constantly hassle me about a gf
>never want to attend family events anymore because it's all that will be talked about
>eventually just say "yeah got this gf in cornwall"
>2 years later they still hassle me about meeting her
>if i say I'm no logner with her, they'll hassle me as to what broke us up.
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>>25354574
>implying they believe your long distance gf

Oldest trick in the book lad.
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>>25354570
I got bored of 13-2 so didn't bother with LR.
13 honestly wasn't that bad desu I liked it enough to beat the story.
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>>25354574
Say she jumped into a flooded cayon and crushed a disc in her back. She drowned.

No one will bring it up again
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Woke up at 6pm yesterday, decided to stay up all night and ironman my way through today so I can get my sleep back on track.
11am already tired as fuck and wanting to collapse into bed and sleep all afternoon.
NOT GUNNA MAKE IT LADS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfbiGyhSz5E
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>>25354570
>Playing any of the XIII games
>Not emulating the old FF games
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>>25354622
>not playing FFXIV
smdh f a m i l y
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>>25354656
It's shit, Jeremiah
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>>25354594
>>25354622
I got bored with 13-2 too and dropped it about a third of the way. It was alright I guess, but not my type of game. Really loved FF13 though. It got a lot of hate for not being open world but I loved the gameplay and story. Solid experience. I was just hoping LR would be more like FF13.

I'm itching for a rpg. Would just play witcher 3 but my gaming pc is back at uni. Anyone here played the last remnant? Worth trying? Also have KotOR on the backlog but worried it hasn't aged well.
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>at work
>computers are down and I need to place an order
>"How are we gonna do it anon?"
>Holy shit this is it
>"Get me the numbers, I'll call it in."
>mfw
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>>25354745
bet you're feeling pretty big right now huh
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>>25354745
Was it a big order?
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>>25354745
May as well have sent your squire there with some parchment detailing what you wanted lad.
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Who /eatingleftoverchristmaschocolate/ here? Also am I the only one who doesn't like those Lindor balls?
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>>25354672
The Last Remnant is great if you're looking for a DEEP RPG.

and by deep, I mean you'll need a guide.
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>>25354768
I want Junko to step on me.
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>>25354775
Nah, just want something comfy desu.
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>>25354763

Honestly I feel really happy. It's great.

>>25354766

Pretty big, has to cover the bank holiday

>>25354768

Last resort..
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>Going away tomorrow for new years
>hurt my back yesterday
>struggling to move
>have pain along with popping and crackling in left ear
>feels like ear infection
>not had one since I was like 10
>everything is already paid for so have to go

The suffering never ends.
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>>25354403

I did some for Newcastle a while ago, it's immigrant work. The cuties are all behind the bar.
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>>25353780
Is the joke that he and his brother are heroin addicts?
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>>25354807
Pain and crackling

Get that shit checked senpai. I had something similar when I was wee and it developed into permanent hearing loss and tinnitus
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Caught the postman looking at me through the window, cunt.
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>>25354949
Did you show him yer balls?
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>>25354949
Press your bum against the window next time.
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>>25354991
Just my nips.

>>25354993
I'll shit in the letterbox for when he puts his hand in next time, that'll teach him.
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>>25353780
>not understanding that drugs addicts use spoons to prepare susbtances like heroine
They need to stay banned.
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What a fucking day lads. The wind blew my room window in and I've been sitting freezing allday waiting for a joiner
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>>25355260

Did you know that crack heads breathe air? We should ban air.
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>>25355344
Go ahead and try.
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>>25355338
I feel for you.

But. Just move to another room?
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>>25355624
Doesn't really matter my room window is huge and the entire house is freezing. Luckily the guys here now to fix it.
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my mates are all going out for new years and i've got a sore throat. any quick wives tales lads?
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>>25355720
normies belong on reddit
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
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>>25355727
I dont like reddit
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>>25355720
Gargle salt water fgt
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>>25355949
cheers bloke
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i was having anal sex last night with a girl and shit got all over the bed
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who /floodwatch/ here? a bridge collapsed in my dad's hometown and it's fucking written off where i am
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>>25355986
Was it her shit or yours? I find it funny thinking that you were fucking her and shit yourself

Also get out normie reeeeeeeee
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If my fellow Stratford anon is here, watch out for the van in 5/10 minutes

/stratfeel/
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>>25356029
I'm in Cumbria but my house won't flood, too far from any rivers and on a big steep hill so I don't give a toss hehe
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>>25356075
How bad is Barrow? Got a job offer
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The rain is comfy.
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>>25356075
>cumbria
>implying you won't inevitably be flooded
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Woke up with a really sore throat, think it's because I smoked my vaper cigarette too much yesterday.
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>>25355986
get out off of my board shit dick, shit stinker
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All the jager 2 nights ago finally caught up with me

Never experienced a shit like it

The noise was thunderous, my arsehole didn't understand what was happening, legitimately felt like my entire insides were coming out

When it was done I just sat there shaking for about 5 minutes

Christ
Fuck jager
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Just made myself a vanilla cappuccino lads

>tfw you got a push-whisk for chrimbo
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>>25354772
>am I the only one who doesn't like those Lindor balls?
Definitely mate, I think you might need help
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What makes Lindt lindor filling feel 'cold'

Does anyone know the science behind this
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jack wilshere is shite
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>>25357000
Ok I just googled it

Endothermic decrystallization of fats in the ganache. Cocoa butter forms 6 different crystal isoforms which can be selected for by carefully controlling the temperature of the chocolate during processing. By selecting for a target fat content and isoform, you can favor those crystals that have a low melting point but high heat of crystallization. The effect is that when you add sufficient heat to break down the crystals, they absorb more heat than would normally happen in simple heat transfer and you perceive it as being cold (it's only slightly below body temperature, in fact).
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You say Lady Gaga, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Hannah Montana, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Owl city, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Jonas Brothers, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Justin Bieber, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Taylor Swift, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
95% of teens watch the same crappy goals over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still watch real goals, thumb this up. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF BLOOTERS DIE!!!!
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>>25357277

original commic
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>>25357162
That's actually really fucking cool
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>>25354949
i look out my windows cause shoddy cunts kept trying to break into my car

saw a lass jog past and think she saw me because she kind of looked up at my window, but i kept looking because she was wearing yoga pants
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>down to the last pot noodle
>just had to lend my dad 60 quid so he could go gambling because his wage doesn't go in until Monday
>no toilet paper in the house to be found
>only a few sachets of cat food left
>hardly any booze

Think my parents might be planning a suicide pact.
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My feet are fucking ice blocks, lads.
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>>25357414
>Actually giving your dad money to support his addiction
>Not telling him to fuck off
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Royal Mail are working again lads

Anyone else /infest/ here?
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I'm in Lancashire near the flooding lads, the only 3 severe flood warning in the who country are about 5 miles away, looks like a shitty version of Venice
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just took some DXM
i feel like a meme lads
feels good
seriously this is what memes must feel like.
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>>25357578
You gonna be dry senpai? Flooding would ruin anyone's day
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>>25354048
Lad not sure if each shop has different deals byt where i am pringles and 150g bags of walkers crunchy/sensations are one quid each, go mental desu
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How the fuck do I dispose of batteries? I've a few dozen that need tossing out and I know enough to know they can't go in the blue bin.
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>>25357414
>lending a degenerate gambler money
State of you
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>>25357788

They usually have special bins you can put them in at your local "tip" or recycling place, be more fun to make a small fire and put them in it though.
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The US version of the chase is too hard, it's no fun I get half the answers I get on the UK one, the host is hot though.
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>>25357865
Is that how she presents the show?
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What are we going to do about all these floods, lads
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>>25357890
It's those bloody southerners keeping all the money for themselves. Not just a coincidence that only the north gets flooded while the south stays high and dry.
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>>25357578
Where in Lancashire are you pal? My village had severe flood warnings but all we got was rain and a couple of blocked drains.
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>>25357890
We should drill small holes in all the roads that goes down to the water table so they can't get flooded again
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>>25357920
hahahahaha

get fucked poortherner
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Need help lads.

I need one of those things that gets rid of the bits of fluff on clothes but I don't know what it's called.

I only have one coat and it looks ratty as fuck so I'd rather tidy it up than buy a new one.
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>>25357975
CURSE YOU SOUTHERN POOF
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>>25357987

Lint roller.
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>>25357996
>building your house on a floodplain

what were you expecting you dozy paki hahahahahhaha
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>>25357826
I might just do that, seeing as my area doesn't have any such bins.
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>>25357890
Move somewhere higher up:^)
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>>25357998
If that's the sticky tube thing then I already tried it. My nan used to have a battery powered thing that chopped off all the fluff but she's dead so I can't ask her and my mum doesn't know either.
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>>25358019
most supermarkets in my area have battery recycling bins inside their shops
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god bless you jezza
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i am stoned and alert as fuck lads
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>>25358019
There's a bin for them at the PC World near me

>>25358038
Electric lint remover
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>>25357996
Here in the south we like to make sure our buildings aren't right next to flood plains and rivers so when they flood in winter we don't get rekt.
And if we do, we have high ground.
Do you not do this as well?
Do you just put houses on equal level with river ways?
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>>25357596
>>25357944
I'm near croston but not too close so I'll be reet in terms of flooding, saw some RAF chinook helicopters fly by which was pretty cool as they were building up flood defenses
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>>25358038

I have one of those, can't remember what it's called though.

I used it on an expensive sweater and it grabbed hold of the fabric and started unravelling it.
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I'm getting pretty sick of people beating me in hearthstone with cards that I want to put in my deck but can't
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>Tfw your ASMR material starts talking about his political views
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>>25358050
Modern "conservatives" are even bigger normie enablers than modern liberals. If conservatism actually existed in the West, they would all be about arranged marriages.
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>>25357651
I bought the 2 packs of pringles for 1.50, plus a sky sports day pass that comes with it. Too bad I hate sports.
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antone know something motivational I can watch or read that will change my life
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>>25358171
Read the instructions that come with a packet of toothpicks
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>>25358123
link

original comment
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>>25356059
Not him but I'm a /Stratford/ too
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>>25358171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

no joke probably the most motivational video I've seen, and I've seen a lot of them
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>>25358074
You're a legend mate, thanks.
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tfw stuck in a pub drinking some hipster beer by myself
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>>25358379
walk on, Jap. Go home.
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>>25358379
wish I was with you m9 x
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What are you kunts doing for NYE?
My mate was gonna have folk round but "had" to cancel because of his gf or something
So will probably spend it being sad
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>>25358629
if you arent killing yourself on New Years you're a disgusting normie and need to fuck off
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>tfw eczema

Skin is dry and woke up with bloody legs this morning
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>>25358539
But theres no booze at home and everywheres shut
>>25358559
Wish you were here too babe
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>>25358629
>cancel because of his gf

Normies are vile
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>>25358629
watching flim, saved all the good stuff up for the end of the year to take my mind off how depressing it is.
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>>25358662
>everywheres shut
Why?
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>>25358647
But I have half a kilo of Kratom coming in on the 2nd so why can't I do it after I've enjoyed myself?
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>>25358629
Dunno, my dad wants me to round his but the place is a mess and I come away stinking like my clothes are made from pub carpet.
Really hoping my mates are doing something but I need a good excuse to get out of having to spend it with pa.
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>>25358629

Might try to fap and finish exactly at midnight. Could be challenging though.
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>>25358877
Honestly have no idea, every pub I skimmed by wasnt open at 3pm and my regular off license was locked up
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>>25358629

Sat on computer, if I can manage it I'll have a glass of champagne with parents at 12 and watch 10 minutes of that shit hootenanny thing which I don't even like because it always has some nigger soul singer on it.
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>>25357557
> Battle Metal

Quality in all honesty lad.
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T TT T TTT TILD BREAKKER !!

hah fags

yew
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>>25359866
Is it slow in here today or is the website spazzing out again?
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why can't i post a comment?
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newfags cant post
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>>25352735

Anyone know what this brand is? I'm pretty sure it's some cheap golf brand but I got it given and Its comfy as fuck. It has Roche written on the inside but it's not Nike
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this is thread is so shit
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>>25360049
Brits in general are shit, not surprising a whole thread of them will be either
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>>25358629

In this thread, of course. Drinking my life away, as per usual.

Might get a takeaway, live a little.
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>>25358050

I am as far-right as you can get. But I'm beginning to mellow with age and the more I hear about Corbyn, the more I like him.

My plans for middle age are to become a comfy, 40 year old manchild living for free in council accommodation, milking the system for all I can get and benefitting from ludicrously far-left policies such as this one. Legalising drugs and lowering the age of consent would be cool too.

Corbyn will be getting my vote. Fuck my principles, they have got me precisely nowhere in life. I want to be a state-sponsored layabout. Britain is fucked beyond words anyway so I might as well just sit back with my comfy feet up watching the shithole burn whilst I claim as much as I can from Jezza and his mob

VOTE LABOUR
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>>25352735
when can we have a cant swim edition
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>>25360127
>live a little.
I'm going all out today, woke up while there was daylight and put the heating on to celebrate.
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Just got my first power and gas bill for the 4 months I've lived here, 100 quid for both

Is that good or bad? Not sure if that's expensive or not
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>>25358629
Spending New Year's Eve alone, spending New Year's Day with my oldest sister. I'll probably post saying Happy New Year's nerds to you nerds, but that'll be the highlight
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>>25360209
it's decent
https://www.ukpower.co.uk/home_energy/average-energy-bill
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>>25360238
>like a third of average

Shit me. And my girlfriend never stops whining I leave the lights on too. That's not half bad
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what are you doing for nye tomorrow robots?
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>>25360260
>my girlfriend
FUCK OFF NORMIES

REEEEEEE
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>>25360264
Alone in a dark room, finding new ways to distract myself from the lack of friends and experiences I should be having on that day.
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>>25360264
Going drinking with the boys in portsmouth
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>>25360264
Going to Cardiff with the lads, gonna get right proper fucking smashed
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>>25360264
volunteered to work on new year's day because I have no friends to go out with on nye, so I'll be sleeping.
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>>25360264
Buying a nice new tie in the january sales, then hang myself with it
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>>25360260
Maybe she is just sick of your ugly mug, mate
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How viable is it to live on your own in a 300pcm flat on only a student loan of about 600ish a month?
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>>25360429
after bills you will have about 100-150 quid to live on
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>>25360311
SNAP!

>>25360429
>only a student loan of about 600ish a month?
What kind of student loan is that? I had the full government subsidy for poor people thing when I went to uni 6 years ago and it was nowhere near that
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>>25360429
Are bills included in that?
300 a month is cheap as fuck for 1 bed, or is it a kitchen with a bed and toilet in it

>>25360479
>tfw I had 3300 student loan a year
thanks parents
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>>25360260
That's even better considering there's two of you! Get LED bulbs if you want to shut her up. For 10 hours use of one I pay 1p. To leave every bulb in my flat on all year would only cost me 60 GBP.
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>>25360479
Snap?
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>>25360509
My 2 bed, 1 kitchen, one full size bathroom and a living room flat/house (shared entrance but I have my own stairs inside for a top and bottom floor) for only 500 a month, I'm not even Northern
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>>25360530
Is there something wrong with it or is it in the middle of nowhere?
I am northern and thats a better deal than I could get but rent is weird. Everything seems to be 400 a month minimum but for 650 you can get a real nice 2 bed thing which would be great if I had anyone to live with
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>>25360391
Are you the lad from Sheffield?
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>>25360518
>mummy makes him spend GBP on light use

lmao more tendies for me
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>>25357920
It rains more up north idiot, and youre all apparently too stupid not to build on floodplains or get decent flood defences

>>25358083
although the somerset levels m8...
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Any of you niggas suffering from social anxiety/spaghetti spilling behaviour, one word - flubromazepam

Legal to buy/possess and give you the ability not to be a sperg

Thank me when you get a social life

Cheers
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In pub by myself drinking peronis

Hate the looks people give when the waiter brings you food desu
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>>25360479
Well the loan itself is about 563 a month plus another 63 per month bursary

>>25360509
>Are bills included in that?

No, so i'm pretty worried that the 320 i'm left with wouldn't be enough to cover bills and shit like internet/phone bill.
The flat is furnished though at least.
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>>25360640
>implying I want a social life
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>>25360640
where can i buy it?
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>>25360622
I don't live with mummy

She left me ;_;
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>>25360675
>tfw no busty mid 30s cougar to look after you
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>>25354427
should have added another 'e'
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>>25360647
Which pub lad?
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Mummy is all stressed making tea, getting cross at me when I asked where the toilet paper is.

>muh "I've been shopping"
>"I'm making tea"
>"I've been and bought furniture"

Stupid woman, told her it's her job as a woman to make the food and she should be grateful I eat it most days without complaining.
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>>25360663
Fair enough mate, just trying to help fellow robots out
>>25360666
Plenty of sites

Buckledbonzi.co.uk is a reliable source

Good luck chap
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Who /actuallynormielad/ here? Whos turn up new years eve?
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>>25360710
Pub in south east

Bracknell. Nice chips
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>>25360774
Who spend the whole night trying to find the fittest girl you can strike a conversation with and then don't leave her side until after 12 so you get that cheeky midnight kiss?
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>tfw no qt brown gf.

How do you do it lads? That's all I need is a black babe with either fat arse or big tits.
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>>25360787
I thought waiters in the south east looked at everyone like they're scum.
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>>25360640
how does it make me not a sperg?
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>>25360809
god i hate pakis so fucking much
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>>25360809
Kill yourself social detritus
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>>25360809
Easy, there's no such thing as a qt brown girl
Shitskins will always be shit
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>>25360640
Benzodiazepine with a 3 day half life
Better than any I've ever tried, and I've tried them all, just don't keep redosing or you might black out for a few days kek
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>>25360827
>>25360833
>>25360836

Why are you lads being so horrid. Black birds are genuinely based.
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>>25360816
>>25360855
Meant for you big guy
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>>25360806
yee boi
gotta get into the new year in style
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>>25360745
im scared of taking drugs again

how do you feel on them?

someone just told me flubromazepam's pretty strong and i should probably start on something like benzos
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>>25360900
Niggers are shit
Women are awful
Together you have an extremely disgusting species
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>>25360951
And benzos aren't fucking strong?
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>>25360647
>peronis
Hey big spender
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>>25360951
Flubromazepam is a benzo derivative get the 4mg pellets if you've never take them before, just be careful because they have a 3-4 hour onnstet and like I said a 72 hour duration, don't keep redosing because you will blackout do some reaserach if you're unsure mate, but they work for me
>>25360969
Not really, maybe if you've never tried them before I guess
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What is your favourite ever film lads?

Mine is Black Hawk Down, only film along with Gladiator that has ever brought a tear to my eye.
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>>25360806
>You get the new year kiss
>Chad cums on her tits
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>>25360951
Oh and you feel calm af, literally nothing phases me, you can converse with strangers about bullshit, basically become a functioning human
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>>25360900
Britfeel was the kid who's mum's new boyfriend was always a 6'4 paki.
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>>25361082
are you addicted then?

how are you off them?
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>>25358653
I know that feel desu baka senpai
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>>25361066
>Gladiator
gay
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>>25361082
Are there prescription medications that do this, I may have the opportunity coming up to try some new meds and I would rather have something that I didn't order off the internet instead
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>>25352735

Holy shit lads, phone line finally restored after 2 days, at this rate, it might go down again tonight.

That was fucking hell
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>>25361066
Shane Diesel:Black Bull for hire
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>>25361073
Nah usually ends up her coming back to wherever the after party is, usually my mates house cause parents always go away and he lives in a fucking mansion, house is just full of randomers that follow from the pub after closing time, normally get at least a blowy out of it

I am chad in disguise btw
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>>25361105
No, you just need to know when to take a break and its all good
>>25361118
Yeah diazepam is probably the closest, but I prefer this because of the extra long half life
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>>25361137
>I am chad in disguise btw
You and every other beta male on /r9k/ oddly.
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>>25361066
>Two Ridley Scott films
>Neither Bladerunner
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>>25361108
*hugs* desu

original comment
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>>25361066
Bladerunner
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BBC news just now covering the floods

>Waterfront Takeaway
>its underwater
>kek
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>>25361163

Too complicated for me.
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>>25352735

>car written off due to flooding 4 days ago
>courtesy car arrives
>large branch falls on car, shattering windscreen

Just life in cumbria I guess lads.
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>>25361188
I thought the Chuckle brothers in Rotherham?
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i'm feeling so absolutely shit here, and have no idea why.

im getting drink tonight to make it go away, and tomorrow...and the next day.
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>>25361188
>1188

last 4 digits of the floodline number m8
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>>25361137
>chad in disguise

I thought you just played timesplitters while all the actual chads had sex around the mansion.
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>>25361162
Strange isn't it
>>25361368
Nah we play FIFA sometimes but I'm usually too busy making cocktails and chatting up slags
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>>25361120
make sure you have lots of shit downloaded to keep you entertained then
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>>25361188
Look North just said it wasn't that bad
Sympathy for you from a fellow Cumbrianon
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Mum's ignoring me because I said we should deport Muslims.
how do I fix it lads
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>>25361514
Convert to Islam and move to syria
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>>25361514
Remind her of Rotheram or numerous other incidence of Islamic enrichment.
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>>25361066
Bladerunner or The Thing
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