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Windy out edition
first for this doctor's appointment is too fucking early
I think my bloody roof's gonna fly off.
Lads, have you said your daily thanks to based Moeen?
>>25352735
Light drizzle as well here lads. I have 2 coats, one has a hood but doesn't zip up, the other zips up but doesn't have a hood.
What the hell is this weather about? I'm scared lads.
Glad I don't have to go out in the weather.
One of the few perks of being NEET.
>open window
>door slams shut
>attic flies open
>2 weeks of eating nothing but bro foods(roasted chicken, pork loins, lamb, peas, cheeses, kidney beans, home made wraps, etc)
>can't even stand eating this shit now and would rather die from DNP engulfing me
>want to have something different, paki shop has a pineapple and nutella calzone
>no deliveries till 4pm
FUCK FUCK FUCK I GOTTA WAIT 7 HOURS PLUS 20 MINS DELIVERY FOR MY FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY
NO IM NOT ORDERING FROM A COMMERCIAL STORE, THESE PAKIS MAKE THE BEST PIZZA IN SALFORD AND COSTS WAY CHEAPER THAN PAPA SHITS PLUS THEY MAKE CALZONES AND THOSE GUYS DONT
>>25353251
Alright Ribena, calm down
Anyone lose their virginity on Grindr?
Edinfag checking in.
Sounds like an asthmatic huffing paint outside.
Ever been out jogging and become a victim of a drive-by?
>*BEEP-BEEP*
>"OI YA CUNT!"
>*2L bottle of piss zings past literally inches in front of my head*
Pretty scary tbqh if that had hit.
Well. I'm about to go cuck a bloke while he watches me fuck his wife. AMA lads
>>25353683
do not live through women
How's it going, m8s?
Still out of spoons.
>>25353780
>implying my cutlery license will expire
Blowing a ruddy gale here squire
>>25353724
>do not live through women
Yeah, excactly why a couple times a month I go fuck an easy lay.
Living through women and fucking them is a different thing bro
>>25353831
You too? It's almost like we all live in the same country.
>>25353780
I've experienced this rule IRL. I once bought garden sheers and a cutlery set. The garden sheers went through first and were fine to buy without ID. But I needed ID for the cutlery said.
>>25353251
never gonna make it
>>25353780
I work in a Tesco and it's not uncommon for the check thing to come up when you scan cutlery. If the lad was alone and looked well under 16 I wouldn't have sold them to him
>decided to stay awake all night and sleep through my 5 hour train trip today
>spent the entire time edging
>realise I had to move an hour ago
>ruin orgasm , blue balls
>less than 2 hours till the train ride
>balls are still throbbing
>5 hours of sitting ahead of me
FUCK
>won a 50 quid gift card in work in November
>waited till after Christmas
>bought shitloads of biscuits and chocolate for 5 quid yesterday
Patience is a virtue.
But are the post new years sales better, or should I spend it all now?
>>25354015
Oh, this is for Tesco, I could've said.
>>25354048
Not sure lad, I don't head to Tesco all that often. I would just blow it now, the deals after new years can't be all that much better
NHS mental health appointment on the 16th. they sent me a letter with emergency helplines. I guess they think I'm fucked.
>>25354310
>letting anyone know
You certainly fucked up at least.
>>25353979
where are you going lad?
>>25354345
Down to Liverpool, gonna bring the drink asda gave us by mistake with a collection and get proper smashed while I avoid my extended family
Any lads worked as stewards for the footy. Thought it would be a decent way to pick up some girl and share some banter with the other lads
>>25354367
5 hours down to liverpool? you live in the middle of scotland or something?
>>25352735
>Back from Uni for Christmas
>Mum comes in my room, asks me if I'm ok
>I say no, I'm fed up
>She asks if there's anything she can do
>Say "I don't know"
>She starts having a go at me for being unappreciative at Christmas
Is she trying to help or what lads?
fuck hermes tbqh
>>25354367
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (2.27% content).
>>25354421
Maybe you should stop being a whiny little cunt m8
>>25354404
Aye, up by Edinburgh
>>25354453
m8 if I'm quiet and don't say much then my mum starts asking me "Why are you being so quiet?"
What am I meant to do senpai
>>25354453
This tbhdesufam
>>25354453
this, if anyone asks you how you are, you can only ever say 'fine/alright/ok' doesn't matter whether you've just won the lottery, or mintues away from offing yourself m8.
>>25354453
>>25354492
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
>mfw met some qt from dubai who was here on holiday with family
>we went out a few times, even got my first kiss in 4 years
>she is gone now
>will never be able to afford meeting her.
>might as well just write it off.
>>25354511
>kissed twice in his life
WWWWWWRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYROAD ROLLAR DA!
>>25354492
>>25354507
>>25354478
my mum knows I'm not fine though, and I can't be fucked to lie.
>>25354540
>>kissed twice in his life
yes anon, it was indeed literally 2 times in my entire life. This is why I am here, amongst other reasons
Went ahead and brought Lightning Returns. What a shit game. It's so much worse than 13-2. I can't believe how boring it is.
I thought Final Fantasy games were supposed to be these huge epic rpgs. Lightning returns is like a bad MMO but offline.
Wish I could return it but I spent over 5 hours on it trying to like it.
Plus I lost my save file in tales from the borderlands right before episode 5. It's been a bad few days when it comes to vidya for me.
>>25354545
>I can't be fucked to lie.
>parents constantly hassle me about a gf
>never want to attend family events anymore because it's all that will be talked about
>eventually just say "yeah got this gf in cornwall"
>2 years later they still hassle me about meeting her
>if i say I'm no logner with her, they'll hassle me as to what broke us up.
>>25354574
>implying they believe your long distance gf
Oldest trick in the book lad.
>>25354570
I got bored of 13-2 so didn't bother with LR.
13 honestly wasn't that bad desu I liked it enough to beat the story.
>>25354574
Say she jumped into a flooded cayon and crushed a disc in her back. She drowned.
No one will bring it up again
Woke up at 6pm yesterday, decided to stay up all night and ironman my way through today so I can get my sleep back on track.
11am already tired as fuck and wanting to collapse into bed and sleep all afternoon.
NOT GUNNA MAKE IT LADS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfbiGyhSz5E
>>25354570
>Playing any of the XIII games
>Not emulating the old FF games
>>25354622
>not playing FFXIV
smdh f a m i l y
>>25354656
It's shit, Jeremiah
>>25354594
>>25354622
I got bored with 13-2 too and dropped it about a third of the way. It was alright I guess, but not my type of game. Really loved FF13 though. It got a lot of hate for not being open world but I loved the gameplay and story. Solid experience. I was just hoping LR would be more like FF13.
I'm itching for a rpg. Would just play witcher 3 but my gaming pc is back at uni. Anyone here played the last remnant? Worth trying? Also have KotOR on the backlog but worried it hasn't aged well.
>at work
>computers are down and I need to place an order
>"How are we gonna do it anon?"
>Holy shit this is it
>"Get me the numbers, I'll call it in."
>mfw
>>25354745
bet you're feeling pretty big right now huh
>>25354745
Was it a big order?
>>25354745
May as well have sent your squire there with some parchment detailing what you wanted lad.
Who /eatingleftoverchristmaschocolate/ here? Also am I the only one who doesn't like those Lindor balls?
>>25354672
The Last Remnant is great if you're looking for a DEEP RPG.
and by deep, I mean you'll need a guide.
>>25354768
I want Junko to step on me.
>>25354775
Nah, just want something comfy desu.
>>25354763
Honestly I feel really happy. It's great.
>>25354766
Pretty big, has to cover the bank holiday
>>25354768
Last resort..
>Going away tomorrow for new years
>hurt my back yesterday
>struggling to move
>have pain along with popping and crackling in left ear
>feels like ear infection
>not had one since I was like 10
>everything is already paid for so have to go
The suffering never ends.
>>25354403
I did some for Newcastle a while ago, it's immigrant work. The cuties are all behind the bar.
>>25353780
Is the joke that he and his brother are heroin addicts?
>>25354807
Pain and crackling
Get that shit checked senpai. I had something similar when I was wee and it developed into permanent hearing loss and tinnitus
Caught the postman looking at me through the window, cunt.
>>25354949
Did you show him yer balls?
>>25354949
Press your bum against the window next time.
>>25354991
Just my nips.
>>25354993
I'll shit in the letterbox for when he puts his hand in next time, that'll teach him.
>>25353780
>not understanding that drugs addicts use spoons to prepare susbtances like heroine
They need to stay banned.
What a fucking day lads. The wind blew my room window in and I've been sitting freezing allday waiting for a joiner
>>25355260
Did you know that crack heads breathe air? We should ban air.
>>25355344
Go ahead and try.
>>25355338
I feel for you.
But. Just move to another room?
>>25355624
Doesn't really matter my room window is huge and the entire house is freezing. Luckily the guys here now to fix it.
my mates are all going out for new years and i've got a sore throat. any quick wives tales lads?
>>25355720
normies belong on reddit
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>25355727
I dont like reddit
>>25355720
Gargle salt water fgt
>>25355949
cheers bloke
i was having anal sex last night with a girl and shit got all over the bed
who /floodwatch/ here? a bridge collapsed in my dad's hometown and it's fucking written off where i am
>>25355986
Was it her shit or yours? I find it funny thinking that you were fucking her and shit yourselfAlso get out normie reeeeeeeee
If my fellow Stratford anon is here, watch out for the van in 5/10 minutes
/stratfeel/
>>25356029
I'm in Cumbria but my house won't flood, too far from any rivers and on a big steep hill so I don't give a toss hehe
>>25356075
How bad is Barrow? Got a job offer
The rain is comfy.
>>25356075
>cumbria
>implying you won't inevitably be flooded
Woke up with a really sore throat, think it's because I smoked my vaper cigarette too much yesterday.
>>25355986
get out off of my board shit dick, shit stinker
All the jager 2 nights ago finally caught up with me
Never experienced a shit like it
The noise was thunderous, my arsehole didn't understand what was happening, legitimately felt like my entire insides were coming out
When it was done I just sat there shaking for about 5 minutes
Christ
Fuck jager
Just made myself a vanilla cappuccino lads
>tfw you got a push-whisk for chrimbo
>>25354772
>am I the only one who doesn't like those Lindor balls?
Definitely mate, I think you might need help
What makes Lindt lindor filling feel 'cold'
Does anyone know the science behind this
jack wilshere is shite
>>25357000
Ok I just googled it
Endothermic decrystallization of fats in the ganache. Cocoa butter forms 6 different crystal isoforms which can be selected for by carefully controlling the temperature of the chocolate during processing. By selecting for a target fat content and isoform, you can favor those crystals that have a low melting point but high heat of crystallization. The effect is that when you add sufficient heat to break down the crystals, they absorb more heat than would normally happen in simple heat transfer and you perceive it as being cold (it's only slightly below body temperature, in fact).
You say Lady Gaga, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Hannah Montana, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Owl city, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Jonas Brothers, I say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Justin Bieber, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
You say Taylor Swift, i say AN ABSOLUTE BLOOTER!!!!
95% of teens watch the same crappy goals over and over. if your one of the 5% left who still watch real goals, thumb this up. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF BLOOTERS DIE!!!!
>>25357277
original commic
>>25357162
That's actually really fucking cool
>>25354949
i look out my windows cause shoddy cunts kept trying to break into my car
saw a lass jog past and think she saw me because she kind of looked up at my window, but i kept looking because she was wearing yoga pants
>down to the last pot noodle
>just had to lend my dad 60 quid so he could go gambling because his wage doesn't go in until Monday
>no toilet paper in the house to be found
>only a few sachets of cat food left
>hardly any booze
Think my parents might be planning a suicide pact.
My feet are fucking ice blocks, lads.
>>25357414
>Actually giving your dad money to support his addiction
>Not telling him to fuck off
Royal Mail are working again lads
Anyone else /infest/ here?
I'm in Lancashire near the flooding lads, the only 3 severe flood warning in the who country are about 5 miles away, looks like a shitty version of Venice
just took some DXM
i feel like a meme lads
feels good
seriously this is what memes must feel like.
>>25357578
You gonna be dry senpai? Flooding would ruin anyone's day
>>25354048
Lad not sure if each shop has different deals byt where i am pringles and 150g bags of walkers crunchy/sensations are one quid each, go mental desu
How the fuck do I dispose of batteries? I've a few dozen that need tossing out and I know enough to know they can't go in the blue bin.
>>25357414
>lending a degenerate gambler money
State of you
>>25357788
They usually have special bins you can put them in at your local "tip" or recycling place, be more fun to make a small fire and put them in it though.
The US version of the chase is too hard, it's no fun I get half the answers I get on the UK one, the host is hot though.
>>25357865
Is that how she presents the show?
What are we going to do about all these floods, lads
>>25357890
It's those bloody southerners keeping all the money for themselves. Not just a coincidence that only the north gets flooded while the south stays high and dry.
>>25357578
Where in Lancashire are you pal? My village had severe flood warnings but all we got was rain and a couple of blocked drains.
>>25357890
We should drill small holes in all the roads that goes down to the water table so they can't get flooded again
>>25357920
hahahahaha
get fucked poortherner
Need help lads.
I need one of those things that gets rid of the bits of fluff on clothes but I don't know what it's called.
I only have one coat and it looks ratty as fuck so I'd rather tidy it up than buy a new one.
>>25357975
CURSE YOU SOUTHERN POOF
>>25357987
Lint roller.
>>25357996
>building your house on a floodplain
what were you expecting you dozy paki hahahahahhaha
>>25357826
I might just do that, seeing as my area doesn't have any such bins.
>>25357890
Move somewhere higher up:^)
>>25357998
If that's the sticky tube thing then I already tried it. My nan used to have a battery powered thing that chopped off all the fluff but she's dead so I can't ask her and my mum doesn't know either.
>>25358019
most supermarkets in my area have battery recycling bins inside their shops
god bless you jezza
i am stoned and alert as fuck lads
>>25358019
There's a bin for them at the PC World near me
>>25358038
Electric lint remover
>>25357996
Here in the south we like to make sure our buildings aren't right next to flood plains and rivers so when they flood in winter we don't get rekt.
And if we do, we have high ground.
Do you not do this as well?
Do you just put houses on equal level with river ways?
>>25357596
>>25357944
I'm near croston but not too close so I'll be reet in terms of flooding, saw some RAF chinook helicopters fly by which was pretty cool as they were building up flood defenses
>>25358038
I have one of those, can't remember what it's called though.
I used it on an expensive sweater and it grabbed hold of the fabric and started unravelling it.
I'm getting pretty sick of people beating me in hearthstone with cards that I want to put in my deck but can't
>Tfw your ASMR material starts talking about his political views
>>25358050
Modern "conservatives" are even bigger normie enablers than modern liberals. If conservatism actually existed in the West, they would all be about arranged marriages.
>>25357651
I bought the 2 packs of pringles for 1.50, plus a sky sports day pass that comes with it. Too bad I hate sports.
antone know something motivational I can watch or read that will change my life
>>25358171
Read the instructions that come with a packet of toothpicks
>>25358123
link
original comment
>>25356059
Not him but I'm a /Stratford/ too
>>25358171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
no joke probably the most motivational video I've seen, and I've seen a lot of them
>>25358074
You're a legend mate, thanks.
tfw stuck in a pub drinking some hipster beer by myself
>>25358379
walk on, Jap. Go home.
>>25358379
wish I was with you m9 x
What are you kunts doing for NYE?
My mate was gonna have folk round but "had" to cancel because of his gf or something
So will probably spend it being sad
>>25358629
if you arent killing yourself on New Years you're a disgusting normie and need to fuck off
>tfw eczema
Skin is dry and woke up with bloody legs this morning
>>25358539
But theres no booze at home and everywheres shut
>>25358559
Wish you were here too babe
>>25358629
>cancel because of his gf
Normies are vile
>>25358629
watching flim, saved all the good stuff up for the end of the year to take my mind off how depressing it is.
>>25358662
>everywheres shut
Why?
>>25358647
But I have half a kilo of Kratom coming in on the 2nd so why can't I do it after I've enjoyed myself?
>>25358629
Dunno, my dad wants me to round his but the place is a mess and I come away stinking like my clothes are made from pub carpet.
Really hoping my mates are doing something but I need a good excuse to get out of having to spend it with pa.
>>25358629
Might try to fap and finish exactly at midnight. Could be challenging though.
>>25358877
Honestly have no idea, every pub I skimmed by wasnt open at 3pm and my regular off license was locked up
>>25358629
Sat on computer, if I can manage it I'll have a glass of champagne with parents at 12 and watch 10 minutes of that shit hootenanny thing which I don't even like because it always has some nigger soul singer on it.
>>25357557
> Battle Metal
Quality in all honesty lad.
T TT T TTT TILD BREAKKER !!
hah fags
yew
>>25359866
Is it slow in here today or is the website spazzing out again?
why can't i post a comment?
newfags cant post
>>25352735
Anyone know what this brand is? I'm pretty sure it's some cheap golf brand but I got it given and Its comfy as fuck. It has Roche written on the inside but it's not Nike
this is thread is so shit
>>25360049
Brits in general are shit, not surprising a whole thread of them will be either
>>25358629
In this thread, of course. Drinking my life away, as per usual.
Might get a takeaway, live a little.
>>25358050
I am as far-right as you can get. But I'm beginning to mellow with age and the more I hear about Corbyn, the more I like him.
My plans for middle age are to become a comfy, 40 year old manchild living for free in council accommodation, milking the system for all I can get and benefitting from ludicrously far-left policies such as this one. Legalising drugs and lowering the age of consent would be cool too.
Corbyn will be getting my vote. Fuck my principles, they have got me precisely nowhere in life. I want to be a state-sponsored layabout. Britain is fucked beyond words anyway so I might as well just sit back with my comfy feet up watching the shithole burn whilst I claim as much as I can from Jezza and his mob
VOTE LABOUR
>>25352735
when can we have a cant swim edition
>>25360127
>live a little.
I'm going all out today, woke up while there was daylight and put the heating on to celebrate.
Just got my first power and gas bill for the 4 months I've lived here, 100 quid for both
Is that good or bad? Not sure if that's expensive or not
>>25358629
Spending New Year's Eve alone, spending New Year's Day with my oldest sister. I'll probably post saying Happy New Year's nerds to you nerds, but that'll be the highlight
>>25360209
it's decent
https://www.ukpower.co.uk/home_energy/average-energy-bill
>>25360238
>like a third of average
Shit me. And my girlfriend never stops whining I leave the lights on too. That's not half bad
what are you doing for nye tomorrow robots?
>>25360260
>my girlfriend
FUCK OFF NORMIES
REEEEEEE
>>25360264
Alone in a dark room, finding new ways to distract myself from the lack of friends and experiences I should be having on that day.
>>25360264
Going drinking with the boys in portsmouth
>>25360264
Going to Cardiff with the lads, gonna get right proper fucking smashed
>>25360264
volunteered to work on new year's day because I have no friends to go out with on nye, so I'll be sleeping.
>>25360264
Buying a nice new tie in the january sales, then hang myself with it
>>25360260
Maybe she is just sick of your ugly mug, mate
How viable is it to live on your own in a 300pcm flat on only a student loan of about 600ish a month?
>>25360429
after bills you will have about 100-150 quid to live on
>>25360311
SNAP!
>>25360429
>only a student loan of about 600ish a month?
What kind of student loan is that? I had the full government subsidy for poor people thing when I went to uni 6 years ago and it was nowhere near that
>>25360429
Are bills included in that?
300 a month is cheap as fuck for 1 bed, or is it a kitchen with a bed and toilet in it
>>25360479
>tfw I had 3300 student loan a year
thanks parents
>>25360260
That's even better considering there's two of you! Get LED bulbs if you want to shut her up. For 10 hours use of one I pay 1p. To leave every bulb in my flat on all year would only cost me 60 GBP.
>>25360479
Snap?
>>25360509
My 2 bed, 1 kitchen, one full size bathroom and a living room flat/house (shared entrance but I have my own stairs inside for a top and bottom floor) for only 500 a month, I'm not even Northern
>>25360530
Is there something wrong with it or is it in the middle of nowhere?
I am northern and thats a better deal than I could get but rent is weird. Everything seems to be 400 a month minimum but for 650 you can get a real nice 2 bed thing which would be great if I had anyone to live with
>>25360391
Are you the lad from Sheffield?
>>25360518
>mummy makes him spend GBP on light use
lmao more tendies for me
>>25357920
It rains more up north idiot, and youre all apparently too stupid not to build on floodplains or get decent flood defences
>>25358083
although the somerset levels m8...
Any of you niggas suffering from social anxiety/spaghetti spilling behaviour, one word - flubromazepam
Legal to buy/possess and give you the ability not to be a sperg
Thank me when you get a social life
Cheers
In pub by myself drinking peronis
Hate the looks people give when the waiter brings you food desu
>>25360479
Well the loan itself is about 563 a month plus another 63 per month bursary
>>25360509
>Are bills included in that?
No, so i'm pretty worried that the 320 i'm left with wouldn't be enough to cover bills and shit like internet/phone bill.
The flat is furnished though at least.
>>25360640
>implying I want a social life
>>25360640
where can i buy it?
>>25360622
I don't live with mummyShe left me ;_;
>>25360675
>tfw no busty mid 30s cougar to look after you
>>25354427
should have added another 'e'
>>25360647
Which pub lad?
Mummy is all stressed making tea, getting cross at me when I asked where the toilet paper is.
>muh "I've been shopping"
>"I'm making tea"
>"I've been and bought furniture"
Stupid woman, told her it's her job as a woman to make the food and she should be grateful I eat it most days without complaining.
>>25360663
Fair enough mate, just trying to help fellow robots out
>>25360666
Plenty of sites
Buckledbonzi.co.uk is a reliable source
Good luck chap
Who /actuallynormielad/ here? Whos turn up new years eve?
>>25360710
Pub in south east
Bracknell. Nice chips
>>25360774
Who spend the whole night trying to find the fittest girl you can strike a conversation with and then don't leave her side until after 12 so you get that cheeky midnight kiss?
>tfw no qt brown gf.
How do you do it lads? That's all I need is a black babe with either fat arse or big tits.
>>25360787
I thought waiters in the south east looked at everyone like they're scum.
>>25360640
how does it make me not a sperg?
>>25360809
god i hate pakis so fucking much
>>25360809
Kill yourself social detritus
>>25360809
Easy, there's no such thing as a qt brown girl
Shitskins will always be shit
>>25360640
Benzodiazepine with a 3 day half life
Better than any I've ever tried, and I've tried them all, just don't keep redosing or you might black out for a few days kek
>>25360827
>>25360833
>>25360836
Why are you lads being so horrid. Black birds are genuinely based.
>>25360816
>>25360855
Meant for you big guy
>>25360806
yee boi
gotta get into the new year in style
>>25360745
im scared of taking drugs again
how do you feel on them?
someone just told me flubromazepam's pretty strong and i should probably start on something like benzos
>>25360900
Niggers are shit
Women are awful
Together you have an extremely disgusting species
>>25360951
And benzos aren't fucking strong?
>>25360647
>peronis
Hey big spender
>>25360951
Flubromazepam is a benzo derivative get the 4mg pellets if you've never take them before, just be careful because they have a 3-4 hour onnstet and like I said a 72 hour duration, don't keep redosing because you will blackout do some reaserach if you're unsure mate, but they work for me
>>25360969
Not really, maybe if you've never tried them before I guess
What is your favourite ever film lads?
Mine is Black Hawk Down, only film along with Gladiator that has ever brought a tear to my eye.
>>25360806
>You get the new year kiss
>Chad cums on her tits
>>25360951
Oh and you feel calm af, literally nothing phases me, you can converse with strangers about bullshit, basically become a functioning human
>>25360900
Britfeel was the kid who's mum's new boyfriend was always a 6'4 paki.
>>25361082
are you addicted then?
how are you off them?
>>25358653
I know that feel desu baka senpai
>>25361066
>Gladiator
gay
>>25361082
Are there prescription medications that do this, I may have the opportunity coming up to try some new meds and I would rather have something that I didn't order off the internet instead
>>25352735
Holy shit lads, phone line finally restored after 2 days, at this rate, it might go down again tonight.
That was fucking hell
>>25361066
Shane Diesel:Black Bull for hire
>>25361073
Nah usually ends up her coming back to wherever the after party is, usually my mates house cause parents always go away and he lives in a fucking mansion, house is just full of randomers that follow from the pub after closing time, normally get at least a blowy out of it
I am chad in disguise btw
>>25361105
No, you just need to know when to take a break and its all good
>>25361118
Yeah diazepam is probably the closest, but I prefer this because of the extra long half life
>>25361137
>I am chad in disguise btw
You and every other beta male on /r9k/ oddly.
>>25361066
>Two Ridley Scott films
>Neither Bladerunner
>>25361108
*hugs* desu
original comment
>>25361066
Bladerunner
BBC news just now covering the floods
>Waterfront Takeaway
>its underwater
>kek
>>25361163
Too complicated for me.
>>25352735
>car written off due to flooding 4 days ago
>courtesy car arrives
>large branch falls on car, shattering windscreen
Just life in cumbria I guess lads.
>>25361188
I thought the Chuckle brothers in Rotherham?
i'm feeling so absolutely shit here, and have no idea why.
im getting drink tonight to make it go away, and tomorrow...and the next day.
>>25361188
>1188
last 4 digits of the floodline number m8
>>25361137
>chad in disguise
I thought you just played timesplitters while all the actual chads had sex around the mansion.
>>25361162
Strange isn't it
>>25361368
Nah we play FIFA sometimes but I'm usually too busy making cocktails and chatting up slags
>>25361120
make sure you have lots of shit downloaded to keep you entertained then
>>25361188
Look North just said it wasn't that bad
Sympathy for you from a fellow Cumbrianon
Mum's ignoring me because I said we should deport Muslims.
how do I fix it lads
>>25361514
Convert to Islam and move to syria
>>25361514
Remind her of Rotheram or numerous other incidence of Islamic enrichment.
>>25361066
Bladerunner or The Thing
Who /soberfornewyears/ here?
Preserving gains are of the up most importance to me right now
>>25352735
WOAH YEAH IT IS WINDY!
>>25361632
Too right lad, it's a doggy dog world so you've got to stay ahead of the game
>when you go to the pub and they've got no more Guinness
I'm not gonna make it, lads
>>25361632
I never drink alcohol, so sure
>>25361668
>guinness
poof detected
>>25361666
>>25361669
Good lads
i have really come to despise most of you
>>25361808
Luv u 2 bruv
>>25361286
Just have a cuppa, la
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
Add your markers lads
>>25361632
me lad. I'll drink a couple of kopparberg non alcoholic ciders
Right guys I fucking tried but I'm back to
>NEET
>no gf
>no future
I can't stand living with my alchy parents anymore but can't afford to move out and so I'm just going to kill myself in the new year. Fuck it. Life is for betas desu.
>>25361808
Embrace the culture brother my bitter internet compadre
>>25362139
good on ya lad that'll show those normies
>Entire left side's been numb and all my joints have been stiff for the past week
Am I dying?
>>25361669
What are you, gay?
original comment desu
>>25361936
>>25361632
Just bought 8 bottles of Bulmers original for 7 quid. Saved 1 quid from Tesco. I'll be drinking that on new years at 12am
>>25362347
Shit that's a good deal lad, might see if I can pick that up myself
Is there any friendlier way to kill yourself than jumping off a bridge? I can't think of anything.
>>25362370
Absolute cracking deal, bruv. Certainly was getting a bargain.
>>25362374
just look in the mirror la
>>25362374
Tank of helium and a breathing mask, then people don't have to scrape you off the pavement.
>>25362418
But then he wouldn't become a problem to normies and that's the whole point of sudoku. You need to make the normies deal with you.
>>25362418
I don't think that's as easy as it sounds though I'm a retard so would probably fuck it up can't argue with gravity though
ahh yea folkes! so good folkes! ahh yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLbRQghBQ_w
>>25362485
This desu throw yourself in front of a train at commuter hour for maximum effect
Anyone use a browser extension on here or recommend one at least?
>>25362494
>Pepperoni
Fucking pleb
>>25362499
Then we can all see him over the news.
Make sure you leave some form of note saying "i hate normalfags/normies"
>>25362520
>>Pepperoni
>Fucking pleb
HOLD UP LADS, WE GOT OURSELVES A PIZZA GOURMAND IN THE THREAD
>>25362512
4chan + oneechan
No idea how people use the site without.
>>25362520
If pepperoni is pleb then pizza as a concept is fundamentally flawed.
>2016 is in 2 days
>>25362594
>oneechan
What's wrong with 4Chan X that you need a branch of it?
>>25362520
Fuck off you cu/ck/
I thought it was NYE tonight lmao whats wrong with me
>>25362611
>those autism shoes
Huh not original who woulda thunk
>>25352735
Have any of you lads ever had an orgasm? What does it feel like m8s
>>25362644
lmao mental are you already out on the lash getting the gash?
>>25362673
no i am ill lol
I asked a boy if I could be his boyfriend yesterday.
Didn't go as well as it could but I realise it could have gone much worse...
I've just sat in bed reading Bismarck and shitposting. Trying to avoid the feels.
But it's barely working lads.
I don't know what to do.
Unusual feels.
>>25362751
ur gay lmao
>>25362751
Was he not a nancy boy like you then?sorry anon :(
>>25362803
Thanks lad.
Almost didn't notice the fact that I'm gay
>>25352735
I remember being on a ferry to Dublin just over 2 years ago, I was so close to just jumping overboard. What do you think would have happened? Would they stop the ferry or something.
>>25362751
shit pal, what did he say?I'm thinking of asking this real cutie out sometime, but I'm afraid of him being straight.
>>25362751
I'll be your bf anon
original comment
>>25362851and making a big deal out of it, which, no doubt he probably will. But idk, he's giving off those 'vibes', you know
>>25362844
>What do you think would have happened? Would they stop the ferry or something.
Probably depends on the type of ferry. The big ones that move cars probably wouldn't have any way to get you back on board. They'd probably just throw you a lifebelt and call the coastguard of whichever side was closer, assuming you didn't get dragged under and mulched by their engines.
>>25362844
You'd be like Axl Rose in the Estranged video then Slash would come out of the water with a guitar
>tfw no qt friend who will come out to and then he will be your qt bf
>>25362594
Thanks senpai
Next question: my extensions area is all crowded and squashes my address bar to almost unuseable when the window is less than full screen, is there such a thing available in Chrome to make the extensions area into a flyout menu like the main settings menu?
>>25362822
I'm gay
He's Bi
We go to the same college and catch the same bus in the morning.
We've been flirting for about 3 months and yesterday was a sort of first date.
We went to see Star Wars,
All day I was wanting to tell him that my feelings were serious but chickened out until the very end.
We were on the bus home and he was tired so he fell asleep on my shoulder and I put my arm around him so he wouldn't get shaken around by the bus.
I was very happy with that, even though a few people were giving us funny looks.
I told him if I could be his boyfriend and he was quite surprised by the sincerity and it wasn't such a flirty childish game anymore.
We got off the bus, hugged and I walked home, he said he didn't think we should put labels on our relationship yet and his friends & parents didn't even know he was bi yet...
Doubting anything more will ever come from this... :(
>>25362939
This would have been perfect but I can't get it to work ;_;
https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!msg/chrome/biwuMIplfGA/CiiBkH6OGBUJ
>>25362948
>We were on the bus home and he was tired so he fell asleep on my shoulder and I put my arm around him so he wouldn't get shaken around by the bus.
cute as fuck
>I told him if I could be his boyfriend
You should have just kissed him senpai.
Meet him again and flirt, make sure you include some physical contact arm touching etc and gauge his reaction, he may just not want to be known to some kind of shirt lifter to his parents yet.
>>25362877
I'll use a UN from here.
Lots of variables for asking out a straight guy, friendliness can usually be mistaken for 'vibes' if you're really hoping for a good outcome.
Assess the situation carefully, don't do it if it'll fuck your shit up in other aspects. I've been tempted to ask out straight guys but they're always in tight social groups so the worst case scenario is a big deterrent.
>>25362803
how the fuck did that get past the robutt
anyone going propaganda birmingham tomorrow?
>mates asked me few weeks ago if I want to go away for NY
>say yeah
>get everything booked and paid for
>couldn't really afford it
>going tomorrow
>today
>feel run down with cold
>hurt my back
>hobbling about like an old man
>really don't want to go
>can't not go as everything is arranged and paid for
WHY the fuck did I say I'd go. I honestly just want to sit alone on NY and recover and I wouldn't feel bad at all for being alone.
>>25363127
I went last year and literally had the worst new years of my life.
>>25352735
Was raining non stop all day, horrible being outside working in this weather
The river avon came very close to its banks, but didn't burst.
/stratfeel/
>>25363024
Wish I did try for a kiss at some point but the perfect occasion never appeared.
I sent him a text to say 'see you around college' or some shit along those lines, next time I see him will likely be on the bus or at college in about a week.
I'd rather wait for him to make a move on our next encounter, scared he might want to avoid me though.
>>25363176
where you working mate?
>>25354511
Better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
>>25363173
What happened anon, were you the only non-chad there?
>>25363173
how come fami?
>>25363144
same
arranged to go somewhere involving a 4 hour train journey but i really, really just want to stay at home on my own with whisky
fml
>>25363144
you can recover on the plane. You'll be touristing around living in luxury. It's not like your off to basic.
>>25363189
pharmacy, I drove down justins and hodgson today, beeped 4 times but didn't wanna push it in case I got an asbo.
>>25363178
I didn't say make moves anon, just continue being friends and a bit flirty, with the occasional physical contact, Don't go cuddling him or anything, but like touch his arm when you are saying hi if he is looking the other way to get his attention
>>25363219
4 hours on a train is rough.
Where you going?
>>25363226
He's going to get drunk in a shitty cardiff nightclub
>>25353977
why does this make any sense, its a fucking spoon
>>25363258
Fuck Cardiff, I'm going to Tenerife.
>>25363238
Acting like a cliche anime schoolgirl?
Might be quite affective on him actually
>>25363251
near brighton to bristol
>>25363106
I am the robot
>>25363315
>"alright mate"
>light nudge to arm
Its not like I am in any position to give advice
>>25363215
hmm...
hmm...
>>25362293
I'm just me. Sorry to disappoint, anon
>>25363360
I appreciate the advice, might not be the most helpful but I'm happier to talk it out rather than keeping it bottled up.
I'm quite effeminate and we're both small, underweight teenagers, I think my femininity it one of the main appeals to him right now since he's more accustomed to traps and futa than to vanilla gay on the spectrum.
That's probably were one of the biggest conflicts comes from though too because I'd rather he be the more dominant but he's just as submissive as me.
We each want the other to be the leader and as a result, nothing goes further than flirting and light physical contact...
>>25363483
People like you disgust me
>>25363538
Thanks for your opinion, friend.
charlie brooker's on lads
i know you fascist types probably hate him and think he's a cuck for marrying a paki
Time for 2015 wipe. I need my yearly dose of lefty bollocks.
>>25363630
He was better when he was more cynical and angry, it's just sad watching him now.
>>25363538
I agree I fucking hate sub fags who just want to out sub you because they don't want to actually do anything or make any decisions. Might as well be women.
>likes traps
>is beta as fuck about
fuckers
>>25363630
I did like him a lot more before he became a full time leftist whinger
>>25363630
>marrying a paki
>paki
>marrying
He got cucked twice in one, good job.
>>25363655
He stopped being funny when he marries Konnie
Not gay but Coutinho is a qt :3
>>25363655
>>25363681
agreed. still has his moments though
>>25363144
Where are you meant to be going senpai?
>>25363660
I see where you're coming from but it's mostly being submissive through fear of fucking it all up.
I'd rather keep things at the current status than making an alpha move and risking the better outcome. If it all goes to pot, I'm scared I might not get another chance with such a great guy.
>>25363278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcE0aAhbVFc
Well with all that's gone on this year obviously Brooker had to have his 5 min whinge about Clarkson.
Fucking hate obnoxious identity politics narcissistic communist tumblr-blogging students, lads
>>25363483
Wish I was cute desu
>>25363794
It's more work than it's worth anon.
Shaving, waxing, skin products.
And I still haven't gotten anything worthwhile for the effort.
I'd rather not do it but I know I'd look like a cavetroll otherwise.
The ride never ends...
>>25363890
You still must have got a bit lucky with your face and body
>Brooker on feminism
Oh Christ here we go.
>>25364012
This
I'm ugly and no amount of products will change that
Dunno why I haven't killed myself yet
>>25364049
Stop posting spoilers you cunt.
>>25364299
>Spoilers for Charlie Brooker's shitwipe
What.
>>25364012
Muted for 2 minutes for nor attaching a novella to my post.
Mods no ban pls.
>>25364471
Thanks now I'm probably going to prison
>>25364491
I'm 18, m80. Thanks though.
>>25364471
You're attractive
I wish I looked like you desu
You should come over to /femgen/ on /lgbt/
jonathan channon
>>25364525
Some people I know IRL browse /lgbt/ so I've been hesitant to post my pics in there.
Thanks though, I love the /femgen/ threads.
>>25364471
Hey, I know you!
Unoriginal comment baka
>>25364561
Do I know you tho?
Reveal thyself!
>>25364471
>>25364559
Get out normie qt
>>25364580Joseph? Its me, f a m
>>25364622
I know a few Joes.
If it's the Joe that I haven't spoken to in about a month because I'm too autistic, message me on facebake
>>25364559
Post skype
original comment
>>25364699
No skype.
Kik?
>>25364716
>I can't show my face
>I can only use a chat where it's impossible to see me
lmao nice try you obese faggot
>>25364739
>52kg
baka
fuck off with this home lust bullshit you faggits this is britfeel not britgaybois
>>25364811
>home lust
Sexy bungalow gets it's back door pushed wide open.
Does anyone else get sore bones? I'm not dying am I?
>>25364782
suck my dick or fuck off attention whore
>be me
>make myself some pasta like normal
>onions, garlic, chopped tomatoes
>try some new pasta
>was delicious
>get really bloated and painful stomach ache for 3 hours
Its just clearing up now. Wonder what the fuck that was about. Only thing that was different was the pasta I used.
Faggots are killing the UK
anyone else watched Charlie Brookers end of year wipe? It's like tradition
Why are there so many benders here? I got no problem with it just genuinely curious as to why the number is so disproportionately high. You'd think with Grindr and all that they'd be too busy on meters on Chad cock to be posting feels on r9k
>>25364856
Hey anon, we should go to brighton sometime
>>25364843
Is this the new tits or gtfo?
How am I supposed to do this?
>>25364870
Why are not knee deep in slags on tindr?
hypergamy and other stuff straights complain about is worse for homos, unless of course you look like >>25364471
>>25360391
Jack/Bryce?
>>25364906
Are you mental? I could have a dude sucking my dick in an hour and I'm not even gay.
Getting a bird to suck my dick that takes a lot more time and effort unless you pay for escorts
>>25364854
>Be you
>Eat Italian "food"
>Wonder why I'm sick
I'm a dago-loving moron.
>/britfeel/ complains about pakis all day
>80% of /britfeel/ are gay/bi degen faggots anyway
amazing desu
>>25364856
Faggots are making the UK a great place, go back to /pol/
>>25364944
Since when is eating pasta bad, dickhead.
Is drinking the same as lifting? After a night of drinking I have really sore muscles the next day and it feels like I've been for a run and to the gym.
we /homo/ now
>>25364870
>>25364943
Not every gay is interested in casual sex
Plus if you're ugly like most of us are, the only people who'd suck your dick are fat old men
>>25364943
That's because you're a straight/top.
Also maybe we want a relationship and not a dodgy hookup
>>25365004
>men aren't interested in casual sex
who do you think you're kidding?
The gayness will die in the next thread.
Battyman talk is not permitted in /britfeel/ There's a queer board called >>>/lgbt/
>>25365000
Nice trips.
Don't worry, robototrons, I'm not going to spoil your Britfeel thread.
I'm off to /lgbt/ anyone want to join?
>>25365020
I thought this was r9k
>>25364951
>>/britfeel/ complains about pakis all day
You make it seem like there's a vocal minority.
>>25365009
>>25365004
>not being interested in casual sex
>Wanting a relationship
Are you guys gay or something?
>>25365060
Yeah, a board full of incels. Doesn't mean we wouldn't have NSA sex if we could.
>>25364951
>pakis hate gays and dogs
it's only natural
I did something for new years, just cos youre kinda useless without me.
That's as much effort as I can be fucked putting in tho.
if anyone wants the psd to add more gime a shout.
>>25365148
didn't know what to do with night, just laid some fireworks over it.
don't like it, ill remove them, but I aint doing anything else.
>>25365190
you forgot the muslims murdering everyone on the thames bank as the fireworks mask the gunfire
I live in a student house full of sociable, energetic people and while I'd like to be one of them all I can do is be a recluse.
>>25365148
>>25365190
Fuck off back to 4+4chan you whiney cunt
We don't need your shitty OP images
Don't act like you're doing anyone a favour
>>25365148
Why do you hate us now OP-sama?
>>25365190
>>25365148
hurry the fuck up and make a new thread
>>25365046
A whole general of britshit doesn't belong in /r9k/
There's a board for you faggots called /int/
>>25365246
few posts to go yet laddy
>virgin media
>152mb broadband
>new 200mb gets released
>say they're upgrading everyone's 152mb to 200mb for free
>check when
>''your speed upgrade will be ready by the end of December''
>nice
>do speedtest yesterday
>same speed
>check site again
>''your speed upgrade will be ready by the end of May''
Fuck right off.
I remember quite a while back when they had Usain bolt working for them and they said they were going to upgrade my internet for free. I kept checking and checking when it was coming and it would always get pushed back. It never came.
>>25365148
>if anyone wants the psd to add more gime a shout.
Do eeet
>>25365234
How about you fuck off, I like him a lot better than you.
>>25365234
its the same me whose been doing it all year.
you have a problem with it do it your fucking self. or stfu.
>>25365246
were only on 410 posts and its not Nye yet.
>>25365243
I hate everything in general.
>>25365148
>>25365190
Lovely New years limited edition pic, mate.
>>25365190
>>25365148
Nice one thanks friendo have a Freddo
>>25365282
okay hold on.
>>25365301
Freedoms almost a quid they were 20p when I was younger
>>25365308
Erm the New Year doesn't start until midnight tomorrow bud
>>25365320
Freddos
autocorrect haha
>>25365308
ERH.... mate.... youre a day early
>>25365320
10p when I was younger kiddo
>>25365283
How about you cry into your cum drenched anime figures some more you fucking melt
>>25365289
I know its you, retard, I would literally make something in mspaint if I had to, it wouldn't change the demographic of the threads, go choke on your instant noodles fgt
>>25365308
no i'm not excited because i'm not a fucking normie cunt who has things to look forward to
i don't even know what day it is
>>25365234
I would much rather you go away, as you contribute nothing but bile.
>>25365289
>were only on 410 posts and its not Nye yet.
90 posts and 90 minutes to go, where's the back to the future guy to get this bitch over the edge.you just know there's going to be one made with the wrong picture if it's left to happen naturally
>I hate everything in general.
I like the house flooded warning sign, you're a funny guy in between being salty.
>>25365308
>deletes comment
>>25365308
ha, well meme'd, frenderinio
>>25365329
>>25365334
>he deleted his post out of embarassment
>>25365352
I remember buying a freddo for a tuppence-and-sixpence newfag
>>25365301
caramel freddos>everything else
>>25365352
>>25365320
Not only are Freddos getting more expensive, the size is being reduced.
I remember when they used to be the size of your palm and you could get a few bites out of one. Now you're lucky if you even taste it.
>>25365358
Or you could fuck off and stop ruining the mood for the faggots trying to hook up.
>>25365380
>on an anonymous imageboard
>>25365397
who would want to hook up with a white british guy? no thanks
>>25365397
no fuck off fag homo twat
I'm a Muslim ask me anything
I live near Croydon in south london
>>25365397
Don't even get me started on the disgusting homosexual dynamics that you shit stabbing nausea Inducing kiddy fiddlers bring to the thread
>>25365389
They're called Tazs m8
Anyone from Stoke in tonight, lads?
What's occuring?
>>25365392
It's because when you were younger you palm was a lot smaller mate.
>>25365445
When are you going to fuck off. This is obvious bait and you know nobody likes you.
>>25365445
Get out of the UK, your culture does not mix with ours. Allah is Satan in disguise.
>>25365445
If you guys hate Jews so much, why do you get the same cockstyle as them at the mohel's?
>>25365502
Actually my entire neighbourhood is 99% Muslim apart from old people, every shop is halal. Seems integrated enough
>>25365465
Ay up m8.
Nothing, just having a few tinnies like. What about you?
>tfw girlfriend annoys you too often nowadays
>tfw she's leaving the country in 5 months anyway
also, my housemate just went to the local sainsbury n brought me back a white magnum to eat in bed.
what a guy
>>25365502
allah is just the arabic word for god. arab christians call god allah too
>have legitimate fear of mudslimes and terrorist attacks
>love going to movies but always think they're going to get shot up
>go to Meadowhall (big shopping centre)
>always think it's going to get shot up
>going out NYE
>mfw I won't stand a fucking chance at survival when I've been drinking all day and I'm absolutely shit faced
I am legitimately worried.
>mfw I don't have a suitable reaction image
>>25365502
>>25365486
>>25365508
why is /britfeel/ so racist? :'(
>thought I was over her
>she has been at university
>check normiebook
>you have been invited to an event "twenty twooo"
>"for my 22nd birthday I'm coming back to town and I'd like to celebrate it with my favorite people in my life"
>I'm the only guy on the list, all the rest are her close female friends
Not sure how to feel about this
>>25365445
knock up any white slags lately?
>tfw two pure white 16 year old pure white slags on facebook pregnant with my babies and they don't even realize
gotta love the uk m8.
>>25365148
>>25365190
>>25365282
tinyurl newyearsopPSD
there it is.
both night and day are in one psd controlled by a groups visibility.
do what you want.
>>25365578
go and start making out with one of her friends you normie fuck now get out
>>25365578
She see's you as a friend mate, nothing more. Although might be worth going to try your luck with someone else there.
>>25365578
Did you date her? (Ree normie, etc). Did she reject you? (Don't go)
>>25365536
>tfw cucking your gf with her best friend
speaking of muslims, what's pakiboo up too?
>>25365613
We dated and had sex twice. Yes yes, I guess that makes me a normie but we broke up because I dropped out of college because of my depression.
It ended strangely to be honest
>>25365563
>mfw I won't stand a fucking chance at survival when I've been drinking all day and I'm absolutely shit faced
Just remember that there are about 100 of them and 60 million of us and so the chances of you getting hit is pretty much zero.
So stop worrying, friend. Even if it happens it probably won't happen to you.
>>25365646
>pakiboo
????
????
original
>>25365563
depends on what city you live in. london is the biggest target. don't expect anything outside there tbqh
>>25365563
I honestly wouldn't risk it mate. They've already arrested a husband and wife couple planning big attacks, Brussels is being closed off for New Years because of terrorism plans. They're planning something big, don't think you'll be safe because you're going out somewhere remote.
Muslims are everywhere and just waiting for a chance to strike, like rats.
>>25352735
might kill myself on new year lads
what's the best way to do it?
>>25365563
>>going out NYE
>>mfw I won't stand a fucking chance at survival when I've been drinking all day and I'm absolutely shit faced
You'd deserve it you normie twat
>>25365563
lol you fucking moron I love the fact that your fear of muslims is damaging your ability to live a normal life. You keep it up you'll be scared to leave your house by the time you reach pensionable age.
>>25365668
Fuck off normie, first gays now full on chads.
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>25365699
Best way is train, but they won't be running then.
go into Londond and shout ALLAHU ACKBAR and let the crowds trample you to death
>>25365668
>we broke up because I dropped out of college because of my depression.
sounds like a she was a gold digger or didn't really care about you anyway desu.
>>25365690
>>25365686
>caring about a few blown up normies
>leaving the house anyway (ree,normie ect)
>>25365597
Cheers lad. Captcha on that site was wewy
WEWY
>>25365699
go full hatred mode with a knife in a playground if you want (not advocating it at all)
>>25365702
You don't mean that
>>25365703
I don't know why I said I was scared of mudslimes as people because I'm not, it's their terror groups that worry me. It doesn't stop me from going places but I do get paranoid when I'm there. I also have a bad feeling about NYE.
Maybe I'm just paranoid.
>>25365746
Wewy Laddy
Can we get a faces of /britfeel/ going? Always been interested in who I was chatting with here... anyway I'll go first so don't be shy :-)
>>25365445
Rate this picture I drew of Muhammed
>>25365796
fuck off whore you aren't one of us
die
>>25365796
Sure, here's me
>>25365796
JUST
she looks like brendan fraser hhahaha
>>25365796
She looks terrifying mate
>>25365727
I broke up with her because I didnt think it was fair for me to wallow in self pity and ignore her the whole time.
She took it pretty badly and so did I since she was the only gf I've ever had, now I cant even approach women without being on the brink of a panic attack.
>Brother is nearly 30 and had to move home for a few months because of personal reasons before he moved away to carry on his work
>Give my parents hell and was messy, rude and always tried to fleece them out of money
>Never made an effort to speak to them or go out with them or anything like that
>Would shower at weird times like 3am and wake them up but not care and was generally very rude for no reason and stroppy
>Finish uni and move home, try my best to make my parents have a pleasant life because I know how depressed my brother made them
>Get a grad job that needs the car for a few months, but we luckily have a second one that doesn't always get used/ isn't necessary for one of my parent's to go to work, who can walk
>They say I can use it to get going whilst I start my grad job and save a bit of money so I can move out
>One day they suddenly say I'm really selfish and unreasonable and have a go at me saying I just take everything and bitch when I don't get what I want
>I live in my room, never ask for anything and always bring food in for them or offer my dad to go for a pint, which my brother never does
>Brother asks for thousands of pounds one day cos he fucked up and they give it him
>Begrudge giving me fifty quid at christmas
Why do my parents hate me when I do nothing but try and I'm the most successful child?
>>25365796
No, the last 2 times I posted a pic of myself I got banned for ''cam whoring''
>>25352735
does anyone else secretly want the muzzies to take over britain? it would be pretty funny to see all the libfags who caused this mess get stoned,crucified,beheaded ect
>>25365796
sounds like fun!
got these bottoms off the bf for xmas
>>25365859
first born always gets special treatment from parents. it's the same with my 36 year old brother whose a shut-in
>>25365859
Probably got Alzheimer's and mixed you up with your bro
>>25365796
>tfw lost a ton of weight and still average at best
>>25365796
me on the left ;) dont hit on me silly boyssss
>>25365899
I've got a strange fascination with religious dictatorships.
I want to see how long it would take for me to be either executed, converted or mixed up with a rag-tag rebellion.
>>25365910
This lad is more of a meme than /stratfeel/
>>25365925
Rarely seen a more punchable face
>>25365925
did you actually fall for the bait?
>>25365796
really, there were grills here?
would poke in the boobs.
>>25365899
I think it would be funny seeing the lefties try to continue justifying both feminsm and Islam's treatment of women.
>>25365919
kek
>>25365918
He's the middle child and I'm the last, it's not even that way
He literally lives his life as a giant manchild and doesn't speak to them when he doesn't need anything.
Sounds silly but I feel a bit upset at what they said because I've done nothing but try and make them proud by being respectable and getting a good job and they're acting like I'm motivated by selfish desires when in reality I just want to get to work
>>25365796
Don't touch me ugly girl
>>25365925
>still average at best
kek, 3/10 at best laddo
>>25365973
Parents are generally cunts desu mate
>>25365796
>tfw best looking guy on britfeel
>>25365838
she would have dumped you soon enough anyway. girls don't want to be with losers.
>>25365983
Can people stop posting all these ugly mugs they're creeping me out
>>25365961
>islams treatment of women
that's why I like them so much
the farkhunda shit really turned me on now imagine that happening to a hot blonde swedish girl
>>25366009
You got that beta kinda face, pal.
>>25365983
stop keeping your thoughts to yourself.
>>25365999
Fair enough,
still upsetting when you spend months offering your dad to go for a pint because I know how much it upset him my manchild brother wouldn't, the same brother who was too childish to sit down and eat Christmas dinner because he said 'it's cringey' and went home and ate microwave pizza alone instead
Fuck them
>>25365796
you uh... got skype or kik? i'd just like to chat with a girl for once
>>25366021
i'd fight you
>>25365796
tfw look like a paki
>>25365958
About a third of the posters in /britfeel/ are female judging from the skype group and who turns up to the meetups.
>510 posts in
>NYE images ITT
>Spaghetti over which to use
New thread lads.
>>25366087
New thread lads.
>>25366087
New thread lads.
>>25366087
>>25366009
>best
keep telling yourself that pal
>>25365958
>>25366062
i can never tell if these types of posts are people trying to be funny and bait people or genuinely just naive thirsty retards
>>25366086
Paki Paddy, Krishnan Guru Murphy
>>25366086
what are you then? paki
>>25366009
You should be in the remake of The Brute Man
>>25366123
i'm british. i was born here, so that's what i consider myself.
>>25366118
was only asking, it is possible. and would poke that's all.
>>25366093
well someone made the choice for you.
>>25366144
no you are not mate
>>25366175
it's nearly 2016. being british isn't limited to skin colour anymore.
>>25366144
Being born in Japan doesn't make me Japanese, only a citizen.
In Japan I am known as a "nisei", a second generation immigrant. But I'll be never be Japanese sadly.
>>25364782
alright tilde?
>>25366144
>i'm british
no you're a paki
you'll never be a brit, completely different race
brit = ethnicity
british citizen = nationality
>>25365234
fuck off you normie cunt
>blahblah original blah suck my cock
>>25365388
well I remember buying freddos for some salt and coal kiddo
>>25365445
hurro, why do you look like poo?
>>25366369
Well look at this soft southern richman
>ooh, one's family could afford coal and salt and freddos
Did you eat them off gold plates too, you poncey shit?
>>25366064
and I'd wee into the air in splendid celebration!
>>25366287
if he was brought up here, then he's british as the rest of us mate
>>25366464
genuinely laughed my arse off at that.
>haha I'm a poncy shit!
>>25366530
no it doesn't, it's an ethnicity
>>25366530
>brought up on a diet of curry and islam
>british
>>25366092
how do i get in the skype group mate?
