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Last day of 2015 lads.
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Can we stop posting pictures of random people and pretending it's us?

Bizarre thing to do.
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>>25366087
>Not using the NYE

You are fucking useless
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I don't know which of the people posting faces are just trolling, this unsettles me
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Bring on the equally disheartening 2016.
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>>25366116

We will have another thread before that don't worry.
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>>25366087
>Last day of 2015 lads

not for another 49 minutes cunt
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>>25366137

What about us Brits on continental Europe?

twat
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Don't forget her lads.
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>>25366137
Stop being so rude!!! tis new years eve tommoz for crying out loud
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Decided I want to be a bank robber lads, how do I meet up with some fellows that would want to do that with me?

Even if I get caught I'll go out in a Heat film style shootout.
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>>25366154
You mean refugees?
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>>25366087
>>25366137
Yea you fucking wanker what are you on about can you not tell the fucking time or what
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>>25366116
We cannot organise anything on here.
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>holding off going to bed
>have to wake up tomorrow and be social for New year

I just want to do drugs and play vidya on New year.

I don't want to be a normie. Just this once.
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>>25366154
>Implying you're British
You're not in Britain, therefore you're a fucking colonist mate
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>>25366160
Does she like black/mixed guys?
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>that poster who calls everyone 'melt'

I always wonder if he knows that that is the gayest insult anyone has ever said
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>>25366167

Refugees typically flee war or natural disaster...

The war within oneself doesn't count.
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So lads what do you think of pakis?
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>>25366087
LINK TOLAST THREAD FOR NYE OP IMAGE AND PSD

>>25352735
>>25352735
>>25352735


tinyurl newyearsopPSD

there also
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>>25366186

>implying my parents didn't take their 32yo son on holiday because they could see that he was "looking a bit down"
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>>25366166
You literally just walk into a bank with a replica gun and ask them for some money
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>Post my actual face in response to bait post
>People actually fell for my counter-bait

too fucking easy
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>>25366201
BLAST EM INTO SPACE

P.S. Evnin' constable
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>>25366201

Want to eradicate them m8.

I'm talking Srebenica x 6 million
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>>25366225
Banks in the UK don't store cash.
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>>25366228
>pepetheepicmeme
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Do you guys think any country in Europe could see a far-right revolt in 2016? Maybe a successful revolution that's anti refugee/muzzie
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>>25366249
The one I worked at did
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Who /gaybrit/ here?
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>>25366246
Can black people stay? pls mate
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>>25366087
Tomorrow is the last day you mong. Also don't we have a more relevant OP image? Need to get rid of all the christmas stuff now
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>>25366280
/bisexbrit/ here
>Feels good being master race desu
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>>25366257
>He took another bite
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>>25366291
Christmas is 12 days starting from the 25th you mong.
Did you not attend church you filthy brown cunt.
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>>25366280
fuck off, battyman.
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>>25366282

Yes I only have a problem with Islam, nothing else.
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>spent 6 months of 2015 unemployed
>spent another 2 month of 2015 technically unemployed but actually working 16-20 hours per week tax free at my barbers while also getting jobseekers

I actually got made redundant same day Witcher 3 was released so it was quite nice, in a way.
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>>25366306
You can be my psuedo ally then, we'll take this place by storm
>>25366308
I'd take a lick of that
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>>25366308
>meme.png
>>25366326
Thanks mate
P-Pakis out
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>>25366316
>2016-1
>still believing in the fairy stories
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>>25366264
Not a whole lot. Not worth trying to steal anyway. The golden age of bank robberys are over. You're better off trying to break into somewhere with some expensive shit.
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>>25366352
What's the plan then lad
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>>25366291
There's a NYE pair of images linked up there, we will probably get round to using them in May
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im going out on new years day but im not doing anything on new years eve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXC8yc7Qars

happy new year
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>>25366166
"Bank robber" doesn't exist as a profession. What you want to do is smash open or cart off cash machines.
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IM FREEEEE off to watch a flim.
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>>25366421

I was thinking more like robbing a security van full of cash ala https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409IGgu-Utw
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>>25366166
UK police never shoot anybody so you won't go down at all.
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I still haven't seen anyone in this thread more handsome than me.
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>>25366261
If ISIS keep up their shenanigans and governments keep letting in hundreds of thousands of immigrants I reckon we could see Germany, France, Sweden, Netherlands, Denmark etc becoming more right-wing.

Countries like Poland and Hungary are already rightwing as fuck so I wouldn't say further pursuit of right-wing ideology is revolutionary.
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>>25366338
i smell a paki, bet you worked at a paki barber.
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>>25366463
Post pic

original post xD
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>>25366458
What if you run at the Queen and pretend to have a bomb?

Also how come ISIS only attack civilians how come they never go for the Queen or politicians? Are they dumb or do they not really exist and are just another tool of the Illuminati to keep us divided and scared?
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>>25366495

i'm so white I have green eyes

no filth in my bloodline at all
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>>25366456
kek good luck with that you autist. real life aint like gta.
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>>25366511

i did last thread
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>>25366514
I have green, brown and blue eyes. You jelly belly?
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>>25366548
>three eyes
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>>25366514
Are they a bright green or dull green. Bright green are god tier.
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>>25366572
>dandruff in your eyebrows

You have autistic/sociopath eyes
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>>25366513
>Are they dumb or do they not really exist and are just another tool of the Illuminati to keep us divided and scared?
Yes, the queen and politicians are just very sophisticated animatronics. I heard the guy that operates Ed Balls is the same guy that used to run Sir Killalot on Robot Wars.
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>>25366201
nowt wrong with em
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>>25366602
>believing you can tell anything about someone's personality from their eyes
lol mate you've been reading too much mystic meg
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>>25366602
Funny you should say that. Been called and refereed to as a sociopath on a number of occasions. Don't know how you can tell from my eyes though.
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Britbros, my mom wouldn't get oreos from the store, shit sucks right?
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>>25366678
I feel your pain anonson.
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are those girls still lurking the thread?
would love some more pictures or contact details
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Let us go then, you and l
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>>25366644
see
>>25366664

And remove the egg from your face
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>>25366644
I study graphology and have determined from your post that you're introverted, British, white and homosex right in the butthole SQUICK SQUICK SQUICK
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>>25366616
>muh tinfoil meymey
You know he's right JIDF
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>>25366536
I dunno mang, I'd say I'm equal to if not slightly less attractive than you and I'm average at best. There's probably people in the thread better looking than you t b h
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So whats everyone one doing for new years fellow Robots? Think of asking a few mates who I where planing to out with to do stuff but terrified that they don't respond. If they don't its the chinky and vodka in me boxers.
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>>25366572

0.00% content desu senpai cuck
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>>25366730
going to the /britfeel/ meet in stratford
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>>25366702
>those girls
hehe
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>tfw i just btfo a 30 y/o roastie on tinder and now i feel sort of bad
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>>25366201
They're alright. You have shit people in all communities, most of them are just hardworking friendly people. And when it comes down to it, I would rather Pakistan wins the war against India.
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>>25366616
That's so funny I can't stop laughing

>runs Ed Balls

I'm howling
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If you haven't done 23andme and found out your blood line you are not white nigger.
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>be me At work
>friendly, try to be sociable
>liked by everyone
>hear colleagues talking in staffroom about new year night out
>go in for break
>they stop talking about it
>I leave, they start talking about it again
>"so everyone is going?"
>"yeah, all seventeen of us bar thone we Havnt invited"
>Tfw girl who started a week ago who never talks is invited
>going to drink rum I got for Christmas and browse r9k alone
>tfw just like my last birthday

Pic related
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>>25366747
God I wish I could drive and get myself down there.
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>>25366178
did you post this before christmas?
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>>25366755
What did you do? Call her a roastie?
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>>25366616
>I heard the guy that operates Ed Balls is the same guy that used to run Sir Killalot on Robot Wars.
You know I always suspected
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>>25366717
>posted after mine
you retarded edgelord
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>>25366783
i pointed out her roastie logic in a sort of nasty way
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>>25366678
Oreos are just shit chocolate bourbons mate
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Who else JUST FUCKING ENDING IT tomorrow at midnight?
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>>25366755
Don't feel bad mate I do it all the time.
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>>25366825
>50 balloons
>60 freddos

qutie the hogmanay celebration you're having
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>>25366825
Don't do it dude pls </3
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Evening, lads

Well 2015 went pretty quick, glad to be rid of it. Had sex once in the whole year (one night stand).

Hopefully 2016 will bring a >gf
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>>25366821
Was she trying to betabux you?
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I hope you bigots don't want to bomb Syria

Original comment
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>>25366866
>managed to have sex
>didn't even need to go through the rigmarole of getting into a relationship first

fuck off you normie piece of shit I hope you get shot by rasheed and his buddies tomorrow
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>>25366825
>paying more than retail for buying in bulk
I'd end it as well 2bh
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>>25366729

nah not buying it
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>>25366893
She's right though, we need to concentrate our troops on purging the uk and our european allies of these scum
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>>25366904
sorry to have offended you my friend

i dont even remember the sex i was that drunk. so i effectively didnt if that makes you feel better
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>>25366764
My bloodline goes back hundreds of years to marauding low landers of Scotland. Eventually they got a castle with a lake and sold fish then they fucked off to Ireland at some point to have a fight then just stayed there for a couple hundred years then my dad moved to England now I am born in England.Am I white?
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>>25366764
>I want my DNA on a secret database

lol no
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Jesus christ am I the only one terrified of the new year, i've manged to deal with the anixaty through most of this year but its really coming back.
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>>25366943
Wow you got all that from a blood test?
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>>25366805
How am I an edgelord? You said you cannot tell anything from people's eyes, the guy who I responded too confirmed that I was right in my assumptions thus proving you incorrect.

You getting proved wrong makes me edgy does it? Okay.
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>>25366767
I don't understand this either, I act normie around all my uni friends but they never invite me ever despite loving to talk to me about shit.
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>>25366915
Ego is a powerful thing kek
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>>25367005
>get btfo
>make up a post after seeing it
>pretend you didn't
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I can't tell the race of anyone in Little Mix. None of them look white OR black.

This is the feature of europe. all the white women getting blacked and producing these mish-mash half n' half breeds that no one can tell apart from either race.
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>>25366825
Where are you mate I'd like to do a suicide pact with you would you like it? If we are close.
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>>25367020

desu i look like shit atm

i've gained 30lbs in 18 months

and i barely sleep
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>>25367045
i only bought one mask and i don't think the tank could do us both in.

You're just gonna have to end it all by yourself, lad. The way you came in.
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>>25366981
No one of my aunties is a historian she wrote a book about it lol
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>>25366092
how do i get in the skype group m8?
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>>25367036
it's called a tan you dumb head
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>>25367068
You're assuming you're good looking when 99% of people fall into the 'normal' category and girls have all different kinds of preferences. I'm still 10 - 12kg overweight and I've had girls tell me I look hot/ handsome
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>>25366767
Always happens to me too, lad

People will gladly interact with me and come up and chat with me and have a laugh but I never cross that line between 'colleague/acquaintance' and actual friend.

It's very disheartening
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>>25367036

mud, white, mud, black
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>>25367120
You don't. Invite only.
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>>25367120
https://join.skype.com/jTKeOaJaFJ2p
Enjoy
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>friend gets a different girl every week on tinder
>tells me it's easy and that I should give it a go
>"you're 25 man, where else do you think you're going to meet women at your age?"

thinking about killing myself
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>>25367025
How did I get btfo?And make up a post? Literally what are you talking about. You're a proper pikey you are.
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>>25367017
>but they never invite me ever despite loving to talk to me
They don't. They are faking and putting up with you.
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>>25367192
you wanted to be cool and live up to the psychopath persona so made up some bullshit about having heard it before
but only after I btfo the other guy with my mystic meg gag
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>>25367186
Mate just drink more and do the odd other stuff. I feel that same and thats what I do
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>>25367181
how do i get an invite?
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I wonder who will be the first poster to post a post after 1/1/16 00:00:00
And just how much of a loser he will be
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>>25367128

Same. I've tried talking to aquintances with similar interests about our hobbies but it doesn't work. How do you cross the line?
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>>25367228
depends on your timezone
4 minutes until new year celebrations begin
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>>25367228
>how much of a loser he will be
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>>25367215
What fucking psychopath persona? All I did was say that he has sociopathic eyes. How does that make me a psychopath?

Honest question mate, what is your IQ? And please don't lie and say anything with more than two digits.
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>>25367228
I'm going to try to make sure it is me I need to time how long the captcha lasts though
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>>25367282
>muh eyes
literally boring me now mate
iridology is less valid than astrology
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>>25367307
>he doesn't have a pass
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>>25366866
Same here bro, didn't even enjoy it
Been talking to some girl who is prime waifu material though (not fuck on the first date)
Hoping for
>tfw gf
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24 hours to go now lads

also, who else /flooded/ here
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>mfw last new year I was in bed a half 9

god fuck that job, thank fuck i got fired
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>>25367338
>I like having all my posts cached by google
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>>25367357
>who else /flooded/ here
not me, but those of you who are post pics plz. i want to see how bad it is.
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any of you lads do volunteer work for charity?
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Evening lads.

Is Dragon Age Origins a comfy rpg?
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>>25367186
>"if I was single I'd be on tinder all the time"

some people just have different motivations in life
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>>25367430
A mate sent me picture on my phone, water was halfway up ground floor windows with a swan looking through the glass pretty funny desu
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>>25367435
I did when I was a wee lad and needed a job but had no experience
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>pretend to be normie for the evening
>go out for the evening for a friend's birthday
>bit of town that I don't know
>arrive early so sat in the pub on my own
>no smartphone so look like a creepy wanker
>people arrive, go for food
>pay cash because my card got cancelled
>ask where the taxi office is
>everyone laughs and people offer to get me an uber
>no it's fine
>they send me to one which is shut
>walk in the pissing rain for an hour
>happen across a taxi office
>reasonable price
>arrive home at 0000
>set alarm for 0600 for work

Everyone had a good evening?
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>>25367516
>pretend
fucking liar
you ARE a normie
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>>25367186
>tfw you have days where you feel confident in yourself
>have a go for a good 10 minutes swiping people
>no matches within the day

I'm slowly telling myself I don't need a woman to make me happy.
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>>25367516
Should have said, it was four couples and me. Sorry for the shit greentext
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>>25366092
skype groups are always full of outgoing normans and as we know, females are about as normie as you can get. i wouldn't judge the population of anything 4chan related based on skype groups.
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>>25367529
I tried, honestly.

...
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>>25367435
I've done community service in one if that counts
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>new years eve approaching
>gonna have to head out with mates
>mates will bring their gf's or friends of friends
>they know so many other people but you only know 4 people
>your gonna have to stand round waiting ages to get served a drink
>gonna have to feel akward as fuck during the countdown
>everyone cheering and hugging one another, the couples kissing
>your there like lt. dan out of forest gump just alone acting like a loser

>but you wanna change so bad but fuck knws how to do that

fuck me guys i hate social anxiety jesus christ its fucking annoying like a boss healing itself and sending out minions
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I miss you, my BritBong. I wish you hadn't left me.
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My parents have asked me if I want to go out with them for new years.
Is there anything more humiliating?
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>>25367538

>been dating girl for a year
>didn't use tinder for a while before meeting her, used it once or twice early 2015
>eventually just uninstall, it's disrespectful to have it installed and she hates this degenerate shit
>get bored at weekend, might as well give it a look
>now has ads n shit
>same account still active
>start swiping, expecting matches
>get 1
>1

is my account disconnected or incognito if i don't log in or send my location for a certain amount of time?

fuck this was a bit hurtful
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Do you have to use your real name on Tinder or link it to Normiebook or anything?

Thinking about having a go just to bang some sluts but how does it work for that type of thing?
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>>25367673
just make a fake facebook
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>>25367605
Snog some random slag. That's what I'm doing.
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>>25367605
just get pissed before hand. cures my social anxiety every time.
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I'm a normal lad graduated and want to get a property in London eventually.

Is it basically impossible?
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>>25367724
yeah
though why you'd choose london is beyond me
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>>25367724
Yes unless you suddenly gain a ridiculous amount of money.
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>>25367724
Indeed it is

Fuck's sake roboto-kun
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>>25367653
>Is there anything more humiliating?
having your birthday on new years and spending it completely alone.
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>>25367751
I work in Public Affairs and want to work in politics after I reap my current job for the relevant experience and contacts, which sadly is all in London
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>>25367724
You would have to become a millionaire and you might as well live somewhere nicer with less stabbings if your were that rich
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>>25367784
commute into london from kent or oxford
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>>25367759
>>25367761
>>25367797
Fuck, thanks lads.

Might be worth adding if you post here do not get a job in Public Affairs. Every day is HELL for me considering I'm r9k tier
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>>25366513
>Also how come ISIS only attack civilians how come they never go for the Queen or politicians?

Because you (we) are the target they're after. The point of terrorism is to terrorise the population - proving that the government and armed forces cannot protect the populace. And through that mechanism force a change of government. It's a type of low-level warfare that can be conducted with limited resources.
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>working tomorrow till 3am
>ringing in the new year by dishing out popcorn and cokes and cleaning shitters and 300 seater screeners.

Tell me why i shouldnt just fuck my shit up permanently?
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>>25368146
What's working in a cinema like?

Going to the cinema is literally one of the only things I actually enjoy in life and I always imagine it's just a dead comfy job, giving people popcorn and sweeping out cinemas.

Do you ever get free tickets or anything?
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>>25368146
Sounds like your shit's pretty fucked already.
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>>25368206
i worked at a cinema once. it's not comfy at all.
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>>25368323
Damn

I always imagine as an old man I'd like to retire and go part time and work at a cinema, just giving out popcorn to alte showings and catching bits of films.

I don't know why I like the cinema so much but there's something about it.
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>>25368206
4 free tickets a day for mates and unlimited films for yourself. 40% off concessions.

It's actually an alright job once you get the hang of it but it's not for a robot because you have to interact with potentially hundreds of people a day. Androids can do it though.
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>>25368362
Sounds lovely.

I know nobody likes to go to work but I don't think I'd ever be out.

>Tfw Public Affairs
>Tfw have to be a giga normie and meet with people more important than I'll ever be and make them feel like they're on my side
>Tfw too awkward and clangy and probably gonna get fired anyway

How hard is getting a job there?

Cinema staff seem massively less retarded than your average customer assistant
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>>25368406
Not very hard at all. Most people only stay a week or 2 then fuck off so it's a never ending influx of newbies. Everyone i work with is great though and i like working there, getting my fill of socializing then going home and being robot.

But i work in a massive cinema with 20 screens and 5 of them are imax so work can be very hectic at times. Im more senior now though so i mostly get to only do concessions instead of cleanup crew.

If you want to be comfy then go to some shitty Odeon or something with 4 screens.
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>>25368463
D-d-does the magic of walking into a dark screen and waiting for your film to start with the popcorn wear off or does it stay as great?
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>>25368508
Not really, plus i feel like a smug frog when i go to the films now because i just walk passed the ques with my cheap snacks while all the staff say hi and let me do whatever i want.
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>Be Psychology BSc second year
>always have been interested in the subject, didn't want to do anything else
>people go on about how I'll end up a dead beat with no real job even if I get a masters
>it's probably true
>too late to switch courses without major hassle, have no interest in other ones anyway
This is what's troubling me atm
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>>25368634
Just fucking pamper yourself with experience mate

Write to any cool sounding place and ask to go in, learn some obscure language and do some extra curriculars

Worked for me and I studied unemployable: the degree
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>>25368634
Is there no jobs for Psych majors? Isn't there lots of police jobs that make use of that?

And Therapists? could always teach psych after.
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>>25368687
I think he's implying the good jobs need years of experience so he'll be on a shit wage for ten years
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>>25368634
Just go teach it
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>>25368708
Yeah but thats ALL good jobs. Might as well be broke for a long time then be filthy rich for the rest of your life fucking chads old roasties.

Or settle for something shit/mediocre and never be able to move out of mummies basement.
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>>25368206
There will be a bait thread on /tv/ where the pasta is something like

"if you're one of these people that leave a mess at the cinema, fuck you. Sincerely - the person cleaning up your mess"

That's what working in the cinema is like. I like to "accidentally" make a mess for someone to clean it up.
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>>25366087

Who /stratfeel/ here?

bloxxy
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You know there's so much content for any kind of fetish except legs.

I like nice long legs, not FEET, LEGS!

I just want vids of long legged birds walking about.
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Where is the boundary for London?
Is everything inside the M25 London or is only the boroughs?
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>>25369433

I usually count watford, which is inside the m25, but not a borough.
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>>25369433
I suspect the answer would depend on where you reside, as an outsider I'd say all within.
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>>25369433
County + City.

People in the county but not the city will agree.
People in the city will say only people in the city.
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What happened to Tilde lads? Did he finally leave? Haven't seem him in a few days
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>>25369630
moved to 8ch
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>>25369641
Shhh he might come back
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>tfw fell asleep

Does anyone else post from their dream machine?
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NEW TAKE ME OUT ON SATURDAY BOYS

>tfw working saturday evening so miss the /tvbrit/ bants
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>feel like I'm waiting for something
>don't know what

lads........
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>>25366087
>Playing Gaylo 7: LaGuardia
>Servers fucking up so I can't play with friends
>Have to actually go outside for once and face the pakis and niggers in the streets

Fucking standard, lads.
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>>25369911
You posted that yesterday, faggot.
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>>25369827
Most normie program seen posted on here 2bh. /int/ is that way byebye
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>>25369630
I am still here familia~

Haven't really felt like posting much since some of the discussions made me uncomfortable desu
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>>25370048
hi tilde, hope you are well friend.
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>check my pof randomly
>get a message
>pic related

th-thanks...
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>>25369806
I always post from my dream machine at night when I have to be up early for work
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>>25370048
Glad you're okay friend.
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>>25370031
Because it happened yesterday too, ya daft cunt.
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>>25370062
Getting messages at all with online dating is an achievement.
Treat it as practice, you might even get laid.
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>>25370062
Oh come on I've seen worse
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>>25370065
lel I used to do this but I forgot to log out and ended up on there at work. Embarrassing tbqh
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>>25369509
>tfw live in Watford
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>>25370136
>>25370131
Rather be alone than fuck with that thing.
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>>25370062
She looks like a blob fish
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>>25370062
Either it's a guy posing, or a girl genuinely interested in you. Which is strange because the only reason most women have accounts on dating sites is to get an ego boost due to guys giving them attention they normally wouldn't get in real life.
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>>25370156
Fuck off she's decent compared to some of the dreggs I get messages from. Red head too which is a bonus.

Hell if you're not going to reply give me her username so I can.
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>>25370189
She messaged me first. Too much of an uggo though.

>>25370200
>Fuck off she's decent
See >>25370181
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>>25370156
Stop aiming for 10/10s you twat

Unless of course you're a 10/10 normie twat yourself you can fuck off
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>>25370233
>having low standards
>calling others twat

Just so you know everyone is laughing at you when you are seen in public with your uggo gfs
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>>25370233
Why are you getting so pissed off at me? I've been with someone better than her so I'd go as low as 5/10. She's a solid 7/10 though.
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>>25370216
>uggo
Is this a wind up? What are you expecting?
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>>25367504
Hey lad I'm in York, that happened at the King's pub I think... don't remember the fuckers name but it gets flooded so often all their stuff (made of wood) is nailed to the floor.

They make engravings on a famous pillar for every year and how high the flood water gets. Worst it's been in 75 years boys! I'm hunkered down while Storm Frank smashes my windows in and I get snuggly with the heating on 25 degrees
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>>25370216
>>25370181
People on r9k deserve to be alone desu

She isn't half bad. Looks like a doll.
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>>25370268
It's his sister
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>>25370261
>>25370268
Why are you here?

Original
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>>25370284
>She isn't half bad. Looks like a doll.

Solid 7 right there, familia
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>>25370283
Lucky I'm in Bristol we get fuck all flooding here. Not cosy at all. We need some to wash the chavs away.
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>>25366767
I feel you anon. I'm in the same position as you. Drinking whiskey alone by myself like every other NYE
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>>25370156
she's pretty qt, just an awkward smile.
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>>25370326
There's literally nothing wrong with her

Fuck off Chad cunt
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>>25370326
The one with the darker hair is definitely a bloke
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>>25370329
Kek you want to skip the floods and just fucking carpet bomb southmead m90
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>>25370354
She looks ok in the second picture but the first one looks like ehr neck is snapped.

She's probably autistic.

>>25370358
If you're happy with your low standards then that's fine.

>>25370364
Girls with a crimson chins are disgusting.
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>>25370284
>People on r9k deserve to be alone desu

Why because we won't fuck uggos?

It's guys like you who are willingy to stick your dick into any warm wet hole that give women the advantage when it comes to dating because even ugly fucks like that girl above are expecting to get laid.

Have some self-respect people
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>>25370364
And probably the far better fuck mate
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>>25370390
>not wanting good chin genes for your children
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>>25370390
Post pictures of randoms you deem acceptable pls.
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>>25370329
Get a blanket and some jammies (pajamas) and rock up the heating with a hot chocolate and a dram of whiskey, turn off your big light and knock on a lamp behind your monitor, listen to comfy music and browse boards you don't go on.

That's my 10/10 night. I don't have much so it's something I can do occasionally.
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>>25370390
Now rather than a blob fish she's got more of a Deadhand vibe
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>>25370396
>thin
>puts effort into appearance
>wears dresses

she's decent gf material. Stop fucking trolling me

Nothing wrong with a strong chin.
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>>25370421
I've got 2 caps from watching Question time who would date and find acceptable*

*They are my taste in women so I will take your disagreement with a grain of salt whilst being respectful of your opinion.
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A bit late isn't it lads

Why are you all still awake?
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>>25370465
Forgot to say the lefty girl on the left.

Also this girl. Obviously slutty looking one but still would date.

There's girls who are actual wife material then there's slag looking ones that are decent.
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>>25370457
>puts effort into appearance

Christ imagine if she didn't. Would be nightmare fuel.
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>>25370465
Scare some up from pof lad not this feeble bait.
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>>25370465
Any girl that goes on QT and holds right of centre views is worth marrying, so long as they aren't hideous.
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>>25370479
I fell asleep so just posting from my dream machine now
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>>25370390
post another

she honestly just looks like the type of girl who is just unphotogenic but cute irl.
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>>25370483
She looks annoying as fuck I bet she's vanilla in the bedroom
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>>25370479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
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>>25370494
Anything right of Corbyn is to go ageist the wall when the revolution comes.
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>>25370494
>holds right of centre views is worth marrying, so long as they aren't hideous.
>right of centre

Seriously guys? You need to bolster your fucking standards a bit. I exclusively date white supremacists.
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>>25370531
See I'm not gonna lie she looks nice in this picture but the other pictures have revealed her uggoness
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>>25370537
You really think this adorable old man would send people to gulags?
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>>25370578
you just have literal pleb taste

you're attracted to peasant facial features
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