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NYE lair-dwellers edition
first! so whose offing themselves tonight?
might as well snuff it
First for /brit/
Best me to it faggot, my image is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
I thought reeing at your mum was just a meme, what the fuck is this? anybody provide context?
I'm going to get the first post on /r9k/ in 2016 and I'll get it in this thread, for Britain.
>>25386775
>That fully crossed-out month chart
I can't handle it, lads, it's all going too fast
let's take a second to remember all the britfeelers who ended it this year
For the love of helium tell me I used the right image.
>I've been here for New Years eve every year since 2008
SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE
>>25386775
Compromise thread is half-hearted and neither good nor bad
>>25386939
you did good kid
>>25386936
Rest in peace lads. I'll do you proud or join you soon enough
>Stuck in house
>Want to be alone
>Assorted family memebers keep popping in every 2 minutes to ask random shit of me
This is worse than going out to a shit bar.
>>25387033
So go out to a bar lad.
>>25386930
Before we know it it'll be March 2016
So my plan is, have a takeaway and watch some flims, take my mind off the depressing nature of the evening.
fucks everyone else doing?
>parents gone for NYE
>are you not going out anon?
>nah
>tfw parents have more of a social life than me
>>25387057
Better get the takeaway quick, they close early on the last day of December.
>fucks everyone else doing?
Getting pissed with 4chan and watching jools Holland
>>25386998
OP Britfeel Anonymous 12/31/15(Thu)20:30:21
>Sperging
>Spaghetti
>Hope
>Link to thread in last (Thu)20:34:25 No.25386872
Worst 4 minutes of the year 2bh
what you lads up to atm?
making pizza and gonna watch eastenders in a bit
>>25387057
Going to my mates to drink with a bunch of lads.
My gf is working.
I just want to play battlefront desu lad
>>25387076
Well of course, they've actually had sex.
All my m8s are at a house party tonight but I cba
Just been looking through my diary of the past year. I kept an entry every single day. Jesus Christ its the most depressing shit you've ever seen, the literal diary of a madman. I think the fact I can objectively look at it now as cringeworthy pathetic whinging is proof that I might finally have made some progress with me life. I'm goin into 2016 with zero expectations, just gonna work out and focus on my hobbies. Not bothered anymore about career worries or trying to get myself a sodding bird
Off for a wank
>>25387108
Piss off, prat.
>>25387116
Upload it.
>>25387116
post a diary entry for the bants
>>25386775
I'm not even Brit but these threads are glorious.
Have a happy one :))
Who else here /spending another NYE alone/?
Not even that upset about it desu, feeling pretty comfy actually~
Have a good one lads~
>>25386775
cba digging through archives, are these thread images archived anywhere?
>>25387205
Uh kid, nobody wants you posting here. Kill yourself.
Worse than poleaboo and he's a paki pedo.
think the pet's dead lads.
great way to cap off the year.
>>25387208
im uploading a zip with them all in tomorrow afternoon.
>>25387205
yeah, spending nye alone. turned down going out with my friends
>>25387205
Why the fuck are you back you underaged shit.
>>25387208
Up your bum
>>25387116
You have to post some of the diary now.
>>25387141
Fucking make Me faggot
Eat your cunt robot
>>25387205
>implying you're alone when you have your waifu
>be me a robot
>broken and torn and just want to sink deeper
>resolve to sink deeper
>get a job
>working with normies
>they accept me and make me feel like a normie
>I start surfacing back and start feeing
>they invite me out and shit
>everything'sfeelinggood.png
>New Years eve
>feel alone
>normies party and getting drunk with friends and colleagues
>I'm alone and feel like shit
>I never asked to feel this or to feel again
>>25387156
>>25387162
>>25387331
Haha cunts. Alright hold on a sec, I'll post one of the more pathetic days
Got my cola, pringles order from just-eat as and when, find a movie to watch
COMFY
who give a fuck no friends / no gf; bet i have a better time desu baka senpai familian members
>>25387403
highly autistic young male here, give no fuck either. aint depressed and never been pussyNIGGA
>>25387397
I can't fuckin wait
>>25387403
I'm with you bro. Nothing like being comfy and indoors on NYE.
Might even watch the fireworks on my balcony, sipping on my scotch, waiting for what 2016 brings.
It's just me, the centipedes, the spiders, and all their miscellaneous prey tonight.
>>25387440
i'm 30 years old so hardly 'young'
This time last year I made this OC and then looked at pictures of my crush until I cried
I intend to do something similar this year
Some of you anons might be spending NYE alone but I promise you things could genuinely be worse.
Currently spending mine with a GF who has fallen out of love with me, it's a waking hell.
>>25387397
You're the sort of robot this place needs senpai
think my bf is going to cancel on me tonight, wew lad looks like I'm alone tonight
>>25387477
Why has she fallen out of love with you?
Why are you with her on NYE?
>>25387492
He's the robot we deserve desu senpai.
>family all gone out for NYE parties and whatever
>Watching Blade, making myself a pot roast with goose fat potatoes
>slowly cooking now, smells pretty good, got some drinks and stuff
>still feeling depressed as shit because no friend, but its pretty comfy atm
>eat this dinner, play some games or some shit then just go to sleep.
Pretty good lads, fuck the normies and their future hangovers.
recommend a movie to watch guys
>friends from school and sixth form all moved around
>some of them stayed where they went to university
>others moved for work
>i moved country
>we all ended up meeting up for christmas eve
>had a nice time
>nothing ended up being organised for new years
>some went into town but i stayed at home with family, so did a few others
>first time i haven't been to a party or out in 7 years
>isn't that bad
Don't know what you guys are complaining about.
Welp lads, gonna spend NYE playing scrabble with my Mother, as a 24 and a half year old man (boy).
>>25387477
Just give her a good old hatefucknormie reeee, get out etc etc
>>25387510
asl?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25387542
Told mine I wanna be left alone with my computer.
>>25387477
are you in Berlin? Serious question, I know someone that this has happened to.
>>25387057
>family party food only slightly more tolerable than that shit tier curry last new year's eve
Damn, I was at least able to go out and get a takeout earlier in the day last year. When the holidays are over I'm gonna go full Super Size Me tier to remember what edible food tastes like.
>>25387534
I'm watching the original psycho tonight. Would recommend if you don't know the twist already.
Lads going into the cold dark night to be normie, spent all day on the shitter or asleep but bought a ticket and didn't pay the 2GBP FUCK YOU ROBOT insurance for sickness. Fug
See you next year brobots!
>>25387564
I'm not looking for a hook up if that's why you want to know.
>>25387109
I've had sex mate, just a lot of shit happened in my life forced me to become a social recluse
>>25387397
>"Fuck it was a bad day. Woke up about 3.30 and never got back to sleep, just lay in bed feeling suicidal. Did literally nothing all day, just sat on 4chan again mainly, poisoning my fucking mind as usual. I went to the chippy for lunch and felt like shit afterwards. In the afternoon, I filmed myself wanking and then later jerked off another 3 times. Is that rock bottom yet? Kept checking (my ex's) Facebook page obsessively again. Wish I could just remove that cunt from my mind like Eternal Sunshine. But I still love her so fucking much it hurts. Suppose she's sucking that ugly bastards cock as we speak. He's a better man than I'll ever be though and I have to face the reality that I'm probably going to be alone for the rest of my sorry days. Went to bed at 8pm, sleep is absolutely the highlight of my life. Whatever"
To put it in some kind of context, I was absolutely suicidally depressed at this point, back in Feb. I can actually laugh about it now and see just how much depression fucks up your thinking patterns
>>25387520
Too painful and complicated for me to go into lad, just leave you with this bit of advice. If you're dating someone and you want to spend the rest of your life with them get them engaged and married ASAP, don't wait around for when it's actually the sensible time to do so when you're financially secure or whatever, just be a reckless cunt and do it as soon as you know. Because some random trying it on with her and saying "you're not married yet, I'll marry you" will trump years of faithful devotion
>>25387571
nah lad, my condolences to that brother in arms though.
>>25387604
>I've had sex
Why the fuck are you here you normie piece of shit? Go the fireworks in London so that hopefully it misfires and hits you before going off.
Can't fucking stand you non-virgins.
Who /watchingthefireworksfromtheirbedroomwindow/ here?
>>25387569
I do too but she gave me a snarky reply, I'll play and watch Magic music channel with her, hope to keep it under 2 hours. Every hour I'll come upstairs (saying I need the toilet) and slam down a few more shots to keep my mood up.
>>25387670
I'm sitting in the family conservatory and the blinds are drawn.
>>25387670
not me because I don't live in moscow
2016!
>THE YEAR OF AMERIFEEL
:-----DDDDD
oh what eastenders wasnt on tonight :(
>>25387713
People are already setting off fireworks here
>>25387750
>Watching the soap Jew
>>25387602
I... I just want to cuddle you while we watch netflix and drink vodka anon-kun.
>>25387765
as much as I'm being screwed over by my bf tonight, I'm not going to do something like that with someone else
Would be at a party full of people I don't really like if I wasn't working a 9 to 5 tomorrow. Being a wageslave might be a blessing in disguise.
asda was closed so i couldn't get any mixer
wew lads looks like we're ringing in the new year with straight spirits
start as you mean to go on right?
>tfw no bf to have a new years kiss with
Just watched Kumiko Treasure Hunter, great film lads but it's fucking depressing. I can relate to her, I'm not a grill though
Will this thread lead into 2016?
>big pale british booty
>>25387764
It's on tomorrow 6:30pm then 8:30pm or 8pm.
>>25387833
f e m a l e
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b u c k i n h a m s h i r e
>>25387661
Calm down lad, I dedicate my life to working hard both physically and mentally, I don't drink or do drugs anymore, and hopefully I'll have
>tfw gf again soon
Work on improving yourself instead of hating others, you will be much happier
>>25387752
well they're probably russian
or iranian
either way you should contact the police because it's foreign cunts setting off explosives
>>25387835
I reckon it will. Probably with 100 posts left till purge.
>Ask "friends" what's going on for NYE
>Receive text "We're all down X's, we've been here a couple hours if you want to come"
Lovely.
>>25387876
>drinks
>does drugs
>has sex
>wants a gf
mate you better pray I never meet you
>>25387645
>I filmed myself wanking
hope OP image anon will continue to do them next year
>>25387936
At least they didn't bullshit you or tell you not to come, probably just thought you wouldn't want to come anyway if you act like a real robot in real life.
>tfw i don't even have friends to ask if there are parties
>>25387948
Yeah. I was into that for a while lol. When you jerk off 3-4 times a day you begin to look for slightly more novel scenarios haha
2015 was awful
i'm glad it's almost over
hope 2016 isn't worse
>tfw when dad asks why you're not going out and tell him you don't like drinking or drunk arseholes
>tfw dad asks if you still talk to your friend from school and you haven't seen him in 7 years
>tfw dad finds out you have 0 friends
>tfw January 1st, 2016 tomorrow
Happy new year lads, you are the closest thing I have to a friend
>>25387936
Go for it. One of the things I've learned is that its best not to whine and moan about it if you weren't invited at first and they invite you later. At least there's no excuses and such.
>>25387996
Well I did ask them hours ago what was happening, they've probably only decided to tell me now cos they're all drunk.
Or there aren't enough people which is usually the case.
>tfw backup friend
thinking about moving out 2016 lads. I'm 19 in August, feel like it will force me to grow up a bit.
On 12.5 Gs a year, can this end well?
>>25387937
Lol what you going to do lad?
Ask me for advice?
>>25388046
In you don't mind living in poverty, wouldn't advise it though, give it another year, get some more cash behind you and then do it
Where you from?
when i get drunk i get gay
what does this mean
>>25388005
What is that image from
looks kewl
>>25388043
Ah. Could be some other reason but still if I had that opportunity i'd go for it if only to be in a house with a bunch of drunk young sluts.
>>25387789
He's probably sucking someone's dick right now anon-kun, you can too.
>First time drunk
>First kiss
>First job
My 2015. Although my mother almost died twice.
>>25388083
I don't man, want to go for a pint and talk about it?
>>25388080
South Yorkshire. Near Sheffield, flat shares are around 300-400 a month I think it's fairly feasible. I'd rather be poor and free than under strict rules with disposable money
>>25388083
You loose track of inhibitions
You're still in the closet pal
>>25388083
What do you mean? You try it on with guys or think about it or just get a bit flirty?
>>25388111
>2015
>no firsts
>unless you count "first time almost sacked for being a mentalist"
>>25388055
I would legit fuck you up. Carve you up worse than that rent boy tilde.
>>25388090
Kek m8, there won't be any women at any of the parties the people I know throw and if they are they won't want anything to do with me and my m8s.
We're all stereotypical nerds and I'm sure at least half are virgins, the other half have only shagged prostitutes.
The only fate that awaits me and my friends is beta bux.
For 2016 i'm going to write down the time every time I have a cigarette and tally it up at the end of 2016.
Should be pretty neat. A normie could never do it but since I literally spend my entire day sitting in front of my computer it's no problem.
>extended family is downstairs
>everyone is getting drunk and loud
I can't handle it and I'm expected to show my face during the countdown tonight, what do lads?
>>25388043
either way, if you want to get out of the house why not go - it would have taken way less effort to ignore your text entirely, right?
biggest achievement in 2015?
for me it's getting my driving licence and first proper job at the grand age of 24. started lifting too.
>>25388129
Ah yeah up north you have a bit more of a chance, I'd still want 10k+ in the bank to fall back on though, I moved out at your age but I was on 32k a year and had w gf who worked part time/student so it was pretty comfy
Do what feels right cuz, its only you who can decide
>>25388117
yeah sure man, i'd love that
>>25388133
maybe, im not gay when im sober though
>>25388136
i was wanking last night talking to a boy about what we'd do to each other
>>25388111
>First time I lost my job
>Last time I have a GF
>>25388154
>tfw no circle of robot m8s
Go hang with them lad they sound like keepers even if you're more of an afterthought to them.
>>25388152
You couldn't carve a turkey mate, stop making unrealistic threats on the internet
wish i got a pistol for christmas so that i could put a bullet through my head 2night
>>25388216
Post your address mate. Put your money where your mouth is.
>>25388178
I went outside for a haircut...
>>25388094
just because someone else is a nigger doesn't mean i should be one
>>25388247
Buy me a pint after?
I'm in Reading.
>>25388111
>First Job
>Last GF
>First disposable income
>Multiple funerals
>>25388186
Fucking hell lad, how'd you manage that? Dad posh or some shit?
Yeah it's not bad, I think if I pass my test i would struggle to maintain a flat and a car but I can try. Currently living with my auntie coz home life isn't great. I don't know man, it just seems like I can grow from it
>>25388269
But it's fun.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>whatsapp down
stacys all over the world are at their wits end right now
Thread Theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetIgGXH6DA
Have a good 2016 lads.
Just got back from the shop lads got 18 cans of Stella might go play some CSGO for 2 hours then head back here ready for the big moment
>>25386775
>third year uni student
>studying away from home is the happiest I've been in my life
>when I go home for summer, christmas etc I get depressed
>I finish next year and will have to move back in at home
It's all over t b h
gf2015 is still doable
>>25388189
You're not many things when you're sober.
But you could just be drunk, horny and desperate.
I know tons of straight guys online who are very open about their jerking habits.
>>25388342
>stacys amirite
No mate, the fact you know whatsapp is down means you either use it or know someone that does and just told you. That makes you a fucking normie and just as bad as the stacies you're trying to put down.
I have beer and half a pack of Party Rings.
I'm OK with this.
>>25388321
My dad passed away of cancer 6 years ago.
No mate, I was lucky enough to have a family friend who got me a well paid job 32k starting with 5-8k bonuses if we hit all out KPIs and targets for the month/year
I work my ass off though, pretty sure I could be CEO material one day
>>25388342
Wondered why that slag never replied to my message
Nephew came over before we leave, he's playing Zelda on my desktop
>>25388373
This is the thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qHmryJYs0
At least if you're one of the anons planning to kill yourself in the new year
gonna fap to drunk chicks on mfc tonight
>>25388324
>cheating on someone is fun
off yourself senpai
>>25388416
>family friend got me in
>buying into your own just world fallacy
fucking normie scum
>>25388447
>Zelda
>on desktop
lol no
Sad that no rich white people died in the wahabist state that celebrated new years 3 months ago.
>>25388480
I said sucking dick is fun, you should try it.
>>25388409
It;s trending on twitter
>at work today
>Starts pissing it down around 5pm
>shop is in a busy high street
>get to watch all these roastie sluts get their hair and makeup that they spent 5 hours on get fucked up.
>one girl comes in the shop to get out of the rain.
>tell her to buy something or leave
>she goes back out into the rain
>mfw i fucked her shitup so she wont look all nice for chad at midnight.
>>25388416
Good luck bro, we're all Gonna make it
>thread wont last until midnight
Fucks sake OP
>>25388409
calm down my friend take a deep breath
>>25388504
pepeshowingthefinger.jpg
>>25388503
doing that tonight would involve cheating and im not down for that
>go to Tesco to get some beers
>on the way back see a big ambulance and one smaller car ambulance with lights on at bus stop
The normies have started killing each other already lads
>>25388533
It's not really cheating if the relationship is basically over.
>>25388586
the relationship isnt over
>>25388481
Literally what
>someone is doing better than me
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEE
Its not like I was bragging I admit I was lucky, I was having a conversation with another anon about his plans to move out and was trying to offer some advice
>>25388514
Thanks man
>>25388598
You are pretty normie desu mate specially to be here on a night like tonight
>>25388503
>tfw never had my dick sucked
>>25388598
No you got in on personal connections and not skill then spout shit like "I could be CEO material one day"
Advice form people like you were you can't fail is pointless, you can just walk about and get a better job than he would all his life
>>25388583
It'll be some fucking 18 year old lad type who was dared by his mates to drink a fucking ton and is now hospitalized.
What a show off, bet he looked good in front of all the stacies.
need a funny tv show to start watching, any recommendations lads?
>tfw gf is at a party in another country drunk and smoking weed for the first time
I hope she cucks me so we can finally break up
>>25388704
Smack The Pony
>>25388690
my bf was the first person to suck my dick, felt amazing but I couldn't cum I think due to my excessive fapping, had to jack myself off but when I reached my limit he swallowed my cock and let me cum down his throat, that was probably one of the best experiences of my life
>>25388595
It is if he's sucking dick down south.
>>25388704
F is For Family as mentioned earlier, it's on Netflix
>>25388704
Countdown
>>25388737
but we don't know if he is cheating on me famalam
>>25388690
it's nothing that great mate
there's a reason the guy in porn needs to finish himself off wanking
QUICK LADS
POST YOUR WAIFUS
RIGHT
NOW
>i hate anyone who has a better life than me
>>25388518
>thread wont last until midnight
its okay...
if that happens,
take the op image,
open it in ms paint,
add a 1px black dot to a black part so you cant see it,
save and re-name it as .jpg.
make new thread.
That's how you avoid the duplicate file error.
>>25388111
>First holiday out of the country on my own
>First time I fucked a prostitute
>First time I had cocaine
>First time I went to a bar and drank alone
>First time I've broken down in front of a stranger
>First time I've written a suicide note
Wew, what a year. I spent about 3 hours working on that note in a little Hong Kong cafe before ripping it up and crying myself to sleep in the hotel room.
I have a feeling 2016 will be more of the same.
>>25388798
all in a single night?
>>25388671
I don't like the majority of the dickheads out on NYE, plus I've been to the gym and I'm pretty tired
If you notice in my earlier posts I said I don't drink/do drugs anymore, don't even have a gf right now, just dedicating my time to improving myself to be the best I can be, even started learning spanish
>>25388693
I never said I couldn't fail, I've worked fucking hard to be in the position I am now, the door was opened for me I was the one who had to walk through it an introduce myself, and yeah with the skills/knowledge I've acquired, the courses I've been on, I'm confident I could get to a top tier management level one day
>>25388756
He is. You know he is you just don't want to admit it. asl?
>>25388786
you are right with your greentext, but that pic is just...
>le striving to be dumb normiememe
>>25388770
back from hiatus
>>25388786
>I get butthurt by posters calling me out
brb calling the waaambulance
>>25388830
Uhh mate shut the fuck up this isn't your fucking Facebook
>>25388834
definitely not man, stop trying, and to shatter your dreams even further, im a hairy fat black man
>Friend has to work New Years
>We reschedule plans for 2nd Jan
>Do nothing tonight but meh, it's only 2 days away
>Friend texts me
>He has to go to work 3rd Jan, can't come out 2nd
>That's cancelled
>Got nothing tonight
>Try to scramble plans
>Other friends couldn't be bothered, was too late for them or were invited elsewhere
>No other friends
So now I am here. Though we may be going out on the 2nd anyways
>>25388825
The prostitute, cocaine and drinking in the bar was in one night. The note and crying to a stranger was another day.
>>25388877
>im a hairy fat black man
Literally my fetish. asl?
>>25388903
>having friends
You know the drill normie...
>>25388830
Have you ever tried not being such a whiny entitled faggot?
>>25388903
why are you blogging about this here?
I don't care
>>25388863
Thanks for your contribution, happy new year
>>25388974
Elaborate, what eludes you to have this perception of me?
>normies killing the thread
Please don't leave brobots, I'll get lonely.
>>25389132
They'll fuck off by midnight I'm sure.
>>25386775
I never read those threads and I to be honest find them bad, but I want someone to tell the author of the original picture that it is really good.
>>25389132
>fireworks 2 hours early
The Force Awakens was fucking shite. Better than episodes 1, 2 and 3 but no where near as good as 4, 5 or 6.
Kylo Ren looks ridiculous too, nobody can possibly look THAT jewish
>>25389132
>brobots
lol as if, we troll eachother into suicide every day on this fucking board. fuck off. If you ain't a normie, everything here you not cool with that.
>>25389015
you're trying so hard to be a normie buddy. just accept who you are
Who else /comfy/ for new years? Wearing these leggings my girlfriend got me for christmas.
>>25389015
Nice misuse of the word 'elude' famala
Pakis will be all out in their taxis raking in the shekels
>>25389179
no birds in it either. seen it twice now and on second time I only MILDLY got aroused but probly cos I were fallin asleep anyway
>>25389179
T-T-T-T-T-T-Touch me...
i wanna be diiiirty....
>>25389289
well why don't you join them you bell end
>>25389289
Remind your female friends not to get into taxis driven by "asian" men, particularly those with uber.
Unless of course they WANT to be gang raped.
>>25388877
Sooooooooo, how are you anon? ;)
>>25389318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5D-D7VYmY
>Poleaboo decieded to go to the /brit/ meetup
>Shaved, wore the clothes his sister bought for him
>4.20 quid train ticket one way since the last train back is at 8.20pm
>Fuck it, you only live once, will ask dad for a lift back if one of the /brit/ lads don't put me up
Arrived there at 7:10
Took a few minutes before I spotted the Starbucks logo, one other guy waiting there, looked a proper normie, his hair clearly took a lot of time to do
Stood a few feet away from him as I was waiting, looked like he was browsing /brit/, he didn't speak to me but I would have told him to fuck off if he did since he was such an obvious normie
Lot of slags and qts about, hurt seeing them
Didn't like seeing the lads all dressed up with fresh haircuts either
Decide fuck it, no one is coming and even if there were they'd only be 3 of us
Buy a ticket home
One other obvious /brit/ poster arrived when I left, looked young and smug
Bought a takeaway on my way home to cover up my absence
Fuck all of them, I'm out 8.40 quid+ the takeaway, wasted my time and felt painful emotions
Same old shit, just like at uni, I try but no one wants to know
If there ever is a real meetup, I'll come and stab those little cockroaches
>>25389446
somehow i doubt you would have been accepted into the meetup since youre a paki
>tfw drifted apart from my friends
>tfw they're all partying and having fun right now and I'm at home
I don't even like them that much, I just want... someone
Why can't the Polski Skleps sell this to the normies instead of Tyskie and Zywiec?
>>25389446
>Expecting non normies to attend a fucking MEETUP
You were your own worst enemy.
>>25389487
might as well just drink isopropyl alcohol.
>>25389480
There was no meetup, only one other lad apparently turned up (he waited an hour), I had the good sense to leave after 10 minutes
It was a joke, several people in the thread said they were coming, it was the main topic of discussion, poleaboo said he decided not to go and then he was shamed, reminded this is the most social thing he'll have done in months and that he was a pathetic paki, expected to back out
>>25389562
Euthanasia doesn't need to be so overt my dear.
>>25389645
You devilish guys. You made pakiboo actually go to an imaginary meet up.
>>25389483
I'm the exact same bro. Except I'm pretty sure I'd had a shitty time if I went out.
Where all my QB niggas at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_PANWkHTT8
>>25389487
must taste disgusting
i rather pop me a few caps of DXM
>>25389483
>>25389728
It's okay lads friends are for normies, I used to have friends too but it's not worth it desu better off being comfy as home getting drunk with britfeel and listening to music.
If they were really friends you'd never have drifted away so fuck em
Anyone else gonna watch jools holland?
Jesse glynn is bae
are you all ready for BANG BANG SHKREEEEEEEEEEEEE BANG BANG BANG BANG?
>>25389758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
>>25389861
Jesse glynn is a coalburner.
>>25389800
desu its nowhere near as gut corroding as you may think, well atleast from what i can percieve. Stroh 80 tastes ten times worse.
>>25389861
Anyone good on? I like when he has Eddie Vedder.
bf coming confirmed lads
the happiness begins tonight
>>25386894
here la
>>25389865
Just hoping the chavs next door blow my house up, they shoot fire works out of the bedroom windows and occasionally at my bedroom window.
>>25389910
Jess glynn
Hozier
James bay
Some others i cant remember
Munich police tweet warning of a terror attack, ask people to avoid crowds and train stations
>>25389929
>James bay
The gayest. He's like shit pussy version of Ryan Adams who looks like a Beck tribute.
>>25388166
Take a photo of yourself, print it out and stick it to the back of someone else's head so they have vague memories of you being there
>>25389931
>NYE
>Avoiding crowds
RIPs
Nothing will happen though NYE is too obvious for terrorists they like to do it randomly when no one is expecting it.
>>25389961
Yeh that one song was catchy but i agree
Also i always think james may whenever i hear his name
>>25389990
>implying they arent going to blow up the crowd at the london celebrations
no way they can check all the people in a crowd like that, its fucked man
>>25389758
my favourite mobb deep track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUODkPXuh0c
closely followed by shook ones pt 2
>>25390010
Yeh but if they blow up london theyll just be killing pakis
>>25389990
>Terrorists like to attack at random
What about 9/11?
That wasn't random was it? Happened on fucking 9/11
>>25390010
ISIS are so fucking incompetent
>>25390010
Nah mate they can't do that because if they did everybody would take note, wake up and turn on Islam.
They do random smaller scale attacks to scare people enough to put it on their minds but not enough for them to stop being fat lazy consumer liberal blue pilled Islam loving fucks. How are they supposed to wage war against us if we stop letting their troops live within our borders?
>Muslims trying to ruin new year
Why do they do it? They are like the tripfags of the real world.
I want /pol/ to fuck off
Oy someone help me, theres a gang of muzzies outside of my loft here in nottingham
>>25390130
i want pakis to fuck off
>>25390116
These are the same people who make women dress as ninjas because if they see an ankle they'll turn into unstoppable rape machines. Why do you think?
>Danczuk getting grilled because of "muh 17 year old girl"
17 is fucking legal. What the fuck are these stupid cunts on about treating it like he was texting some 12 year old? Makes me angry tbqh.
>>25390157
Fuck off back to /pol/ then
>>25390144
What do you mean outside of your loft? Like they're in your house?
Anyone gonna have their first wank of the year later on?
>>25390189
i was here long before you fucking nonce
>>25390190
Sorry, meant lift, the elevator in the apartments
>>25390159
Do you not realise what board you're on?
>>25390130
Why don't you fuck off you terrorist sympathiser.
You won't be acting like such a prick when it's people you know getting shot up by shitskins.
