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NYE lair-dwellers edition
first! so whose offing themselves tonight?
might as well snuff it
First for /brit/
Best me to it faggot, my image is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
I thought reeing at your mum was just a meme, what the fuck is this? anybody provide context?
I'm going to get the first post on /r9k/ in 2016 and I'll get it in this thread, for Britain.
>>25386775
>That fully crossed-out month chart
I can't handle it, lads, it's all going too fast
let's take a second to remember all the britfeelers who ended it this year
For the love of helium tell me I used the right image.
>I've been here for New Years eve every year since 2008
SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE
>>25386775
Compromise thread is half-hearted and neither good nor bad
>>25386939
you did good kid
>>25386936
Rest in peace lads. I'll do you proud or join you soon enough
>Stuck in house
>Want to be alone
>Assorted family memebers keep popping in every 2 minutes to ask random shit of me
This is worse than going out to a shit bar.
>>25387033
So go out to a bar lad.
>>25386930
Before we know it it'll be March 2016
So my plan is, have a takeaway and watch some flims, take my mind off the depressing nature of the evening.
fucks everyone else doing?
>parents gone for NYE
>are you not going out anon?
>nah
>tfw parents have more of a social life than me
>>25387057
Better get the takeaway quick, they close early on the last day of December.
>fucks everyone else doing?
Getting pissed with 4chan and watching jools Holland
>>25386998
OP Britfeel Anonymous 12/31/15(Thu)20:30:21
>Sperging
>Spaghetti
>Hope
>Link to thread in last (Thu)20:34:25 No.25386872
Worst 4 minutes of the year 2bh
what you lads up to atm?
making pizza and gonna watch eastenders in a bit
>>25387057
Going to my mates to drink with a bunch of lads.
My gf is working.
I just want to play battlefront desu lad
>>25387076
Well of course, they've actually had sex.
All my m8s are at a house party tonight but I cba
Just been looking through my diary of the past year. I kept an entry every single day. Jesus Christ its the most depressing shit you've ever seen, the literal diary of a madman. I think the fact I can objectively look at it now as cringeworthy pathetic whinging is proof that I might finally have made some progress with me life. I'm goin into 2016 with zero expectations, just gonna work out and focus on my hobbies. Not bothered anymore about career worries or trying to get myself a sodding bird
Off for a wank
>>25387108
Piss off, prat.
>>25387116
Upload it.
>>25387116
post a diary entry for the bants
>>25386775
I'm not even Brit but these threads are glorious.
Have a happy one :))
Who else here /spending another NYE alone/?
Not even that upset about it desu, feeling pretty comfy actually~
Have a good one lads~
>>25386775
cba digging through archives, are these thread images archived anywhere?
>>25387205
Uh kid, nobody wants you posting here. Kill yourself.
Worse than poleaboo and he's a paki pedo.
think the pet's dead lads.
great way to cap off the year.
>>25387208
im uploading a zip with them all in tomorrow afternoon.
>>25387205
yeah, spending nye alone. turned down going out with my friends
>>25387205
Why the fuck are you back you underaged shit.
>>25387208
Up your bum
>>25387116
You have to post some of the diary now.
>>25387141
Fucking make Me faggot
Eat your cunt robot
>>25387205
>implying you're alone when you have your waifu
>be me a robot
>broken and torn and just want to sink deeper
>resolve to sink deeper
>get a job
>working with normies
>they accept me and make me feel like a normie
>I start surfacing back and start feeing
>they invite me out and shit
>everything'sfeelinggood.png
>New Years eve
>feel alone
>normies party and getting drunk with friends and colleagues
>I'm alone and feel like shit
>I never asked to feel this or to feel again
>>25387156
>>25387162
>>25387331
Haha cunts. Alright hold on a sec, I'll post one of the more pathetic days
Got my cola, pringles order from just-eat as and when, find a movie to watch
COMFY
who give a fuck no friends / no gf; bet i have a better time desu baka senpai familian members
>>25387403
highly autistic young male here, give no fuck either. aint depressed and never been pussyNIGGA
>>25387397
I can't fuckin wait
>>25387403
I'm with you bro. Nothing like being comfy and indoors on NYE.
Might even watch the fireworks on my balcony, sipping on my scotch, waiting for what 2016 brings.
It's just me, the centipedes, the spiders, and all their miscellaneous prey tonight.
>>25387440
i'm 30 years old so hardly 'young'
This time last year I made this OC and then looked at pictures of my crush until I cried
I intend to do something similar this year
Some of you anons might be spending NYE alone but I promise you things could genuinely be worse.
Currently spending mine with a GF who has fallen out of love with me, it's a waking hell.
>>25387397
You're the sort of robot this place needs senpai
think my bf is going to cancel on me tonight, wew lad looks like I'm alone tonight
>>25387477
Why has she fallen out of love with you?
Why are you with her on NYE?
>>25387492
He's the robot we deserve desu senpai.
>family all gone out for NYE parties and whatever
>Watching Blade, making myself a pot roast with goose fat potatoes
>slowly cooking now, smells pretty good, got some drinks and stuff
>still feeling depressed as shit because no friend, but its pretty comfy atm
>eat this dinner, play some games or some shit then just go to sleep.
Pretty good lads, fuck the normies and their future hangovers.
recommend a movie to watch guys
>friends from school and sixth form all moved around
>some of them stayed where they went to university
>others moved for work
>i moved country
>we all ended up meeting up for christmas eve
>had a nice time
>nothing ended up being organised for new years
>some went into town but i stayed at home with family, so did a few others
>first time i haven't been to a party or out in 7 years
>isn't that bad
Don't know what you guys are complaining about.
Welp lads, gonna spend NYE playing scrabble with my Mother, as a 24 and a half year old man (boy).
>>25387477
Just give her a good old hatefucknormie reeee, get out etc etc
>>25387510
asl?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25387542
Told mine I wanna be left alone with my computer.
>>25387477
are you in Berlin? Serious question, I know someone that this has happened to.
>>25387057
>family party food only slightly more tolerable than that shit tier curry last new year's eve
Damn, I was at least able to go out and get a takeout earlier in the day last year. When the holidays are over I'm gonna go full Super Size Me tier to remember what edible food tastes like.
>>25387534
I'm watching the original psycho tonight. Would recommend if you don't know the twist already.
Lads going into the cold dark night to be normie, spent all day on the shitter or asleep but bought a ticket and didn't pay the 2GBP FUCK YOU ROBOT insurance for sickness. Fug
See you next year brobots!
>>25387564
I'm not looking for a hook up if that's why you want to know.
>>25387109
I've had sex mate, just a lot of shit happened in my life forced me to become a social recluse
>>25387397
>"Fuck it was a bad day. Woke up about 3.30 and never got back to sleep, just lay in bed feeling suicidal. Did literally nothing all day, just sat on 4chan again mainly, poisoning my fucking mind as usual. I went to the chippy for lunch and felt like shit afterwards. In the afternoon, I filmed myself wanking and then later jerked off another 3 times. Is that rock bottom yet? Kept checking (my ex's) Facebook page obsessively again. Wish I could just remove that cunt from my mind like Eternal Sunshine. But I still love her so fucking much it hurts. Suppose she's sucking that ugly bastards cock as we speak. He's a better man than I'll ever be though and I have to face the reality that I'm probably going to be alone for the rest of my sorry days. Went to bed at 8pm, sleep is absolutely the highlight of my life. Whatever"
To put it in some kind of context, I was absolutely suicidally depressed at this point, back in Feb. I can actually laugh about it now and see just how much depression fucks up your thinking patterns
>>25387520
Too painful and complicated for me to go into lad, just leave you with this bit of advice. If you're dating someone and you want to spend the rest of your life with them get them engaged and married ASAP, don't wait around for when it's actually the sensible time to do so when you're financially secure or whatever, just be a reckless cunt and do it as soon as you know. Because some random trying it on with her and saying "you're not married yet, I'll marry you" will trump years of faithful devotion
>>25387571
nah lad, my condolences to that brother in arms though.
>>25387604
>I've had sex
Why the fuck are you here you normie piece of shit? Go the fireworks in London so that hopefully it misfires and hits you before going off.
Can't fucking stand you non-virgins.
Who /watchingthefireworksfromtheirbedroomwindow/ here?
>>25387569
I do too but she gave me a snarky reply, I'll play and watch Magic music channel with her, hope to keep it under 2 hours. Every hour I'll come upstairs (saying I need the toilet) and slam down a few more shots to keep my mood up.
>>25387670
I'm sitting in the family conservatory and the blinds are drawn.
>>25387670
not me because I don't live in moscow
2016!
>THE YEAR OF AMERIFEEL
:-----DDDDD
oh what eastenders wasnt on tonight :(
>>25387713
People are already setting off fireworks here
>>25387750
>Watching the soap Jew
>>25387602
I... I just want to cuddle you while we watch netflix and drink vodka anon-kun.
>>25387765
as much as I'm being screwed over by my bf tonight, I'm not going to do something like that with someone else
Would be at a party full of people I don't really like if I wasn't working a 9 to 5 tomorrow. Being a wageslave might be a blessing in disguise.
asda was closed so i couldn't get any mixer
wew lads looks like we're ringing in the new year with straight spirits
start as you mean to go on right?
>tfw no bf to have a new years kiss with
Just watched Kumiko Treasure Hunter, great film lads but it's fucking depressing. I can relate to her, I'm not a grill though
Will this thread lead into 2016?
>big pale british booty
>>25387764
It's on tomorrow 6:30pm then 8:30pm or 8pm.
>>25387833
f e m a l e
i
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b u c k i n h a m s h i r e
>>25387661
Calm down lad, I dedicate my life to working hard both physically and mentally, I don't drink or do drugs anymore, and hopefully I'll have
>tfw gf again soon
Work on improving yourself instead of hating others, you will be much happier
>>25387752
well they're probably russian
or iranian
either way you should contact the police because it's foreign cunts setting off explosives
>>25387835
I reckon it will. Probably with 100 posts left till purge.
>Ask "friends" what's going on for NYE
>Receive text "We're all down X's, we've been here a couple hours if you want to come"
Lovely.
>>25387876
>drinks
>does drugs
>has sex
>wants a gf
mate you better pray I never meet you
>>25387645
>I filmed myself wanking
hope OP image anon will continue to do them next year
>>25387936
At least they didn't bullshit you or tell you not to come, probably just thought you wouldn't want to come anyway if you act like a real robot in real life.
>tfw i don't even have friends to ask if there are parties
>>25387948
Yeah. I was into that for a while lol. When you jerk off 3-4 times a day you begin to look for slightly more novel scenarios haha
2015 was awful
i'm glad it's almost over
hope 2016 isn't worse
>tfw when dad asks why you're not going out and tell him you don't like drinking or drunk arseholes
>tfw dad asks if you still talk to your friend from school and you haven't seen him in 7 years
>tfw dad finds out you have 0 friends
>tfw January 1st, 2016 tomorrow
Happy new year lads, you are the closest thing I have to a friend
>>25387936
Go for it. One of the things I've learned is that its best not to whine and moan about it if you weren't invited at first and they invite you later. At least there's no excuses and such.
>>25387996
Well I did ask them hours ago what was happening, they've probably only decided to tell me now cos they're all drunk.
Or there aren't enough people which is usually the case.
>tfw backup friend
thinking about moving out 2016 lads. I'm 19 in August, feel like it will force me to grow up a bit.
On 12.5 Gs a year, can this end well?
>>25387937
Lol what you going to do lad?
Ask me for advice?
>>25388046
In you don't mind living in poverty, wouldn't advise it though, give it another year, get some more cash behind you and then do it
Where you from?
when i get drunk i get gay
what does this mean
>>25388005
What is that image from
looks kewl
>>25388043
Ah. Could be some other reason but still if I had that opportunity i'd go for it if only to be in a house with a bunch of drunk young sluts.
>>25387789
He's probably sucking someone's dick right now anon-kun, you can too.
>First time drunk
>First kiss
>First job
My 2015. Although my mother almost died twice.
>>25388083
I don't man, want to go for a pint and talk about it?
>>25388080
South Yorkshire. Near Sheffield, flat shares are around 300-400 a month I think it's fairly feasible. I'd rather be poor and free than under strict rules with disposable money
>>25388083
You loose track of inhibitions
You're still in the closet pal
>>25388083
What do you mean? You try it on with guys or think about it or just get a bit flirty?
>>25388111
>2015
>no firsts
>unless you count "first time almost sacked for being a mentalist"
>>25388055
I would legit fuck you up. Carve you up worse than that rent boy tilde.
>>25388090
Kek m8, there won't be any women at any of the parties the people I know throw and if they are they won't want anything to do with me and my m8s.
We're all stereotypical nerds and I'm sure at least half are virgins, the other half have only shagged prostitutes.
The only fate that awaits me and my friends is beta bux.
For 2016 i'm going to write down the time every time I have a cigarette and tally it up at the end of 2016.
Should be pretty neat. A normie could never do it but since I literally spend my entire day sitting in front of my computer it's no problem.
>extended family is downstairs
>everyone is getting drunk and loud
I can't handle it and I'm expected to show my face during the countdown tonight, what do lads?
>>25388043
either way, if you want to get out of the house why not go - it would have taken way less effort to ignore your text entirely, right?
biggest achievement in 2015?
for me it's getting my driving licence and first proper job at the grand age of 24. started lifting too.
>>25388129
Ah yeah up north you have a bit more of a chance, I'd still want 10k+ in the bank to fall back on though, I moved out at your age but I was on 32k a year and had w gf who worked part time/student so it was pretty comfy
Do what feels right cuz, its only you who can decide
>>25388117
yeah sure man, i'd love that
>>25388133
maybe, im not gay when im sober though
>>25388136
i was wanking last night talking to a boy about what we'd do to each other
>>25388111
>First time I lost my job
>Last time I have a GF
>>25388154
>tfw no circle of robot m8s
Go hang with them lad they sound like keepers even if you're more of an afterthought to them.
>>25388152
You couldn't carve a turkey mate, stop making unrealistic threats on the internet
wish i got a pistol for christmas so that i could put a bullet through my head 2night
>>25388216
Post your address mate. Put your money where your mouth is.
>>25388178
I went outside for a haircut...
>>25388094
just because someone else is a nigger doesn't mean i should be one
>>25388247
Buy me a pint after?
I'm in Reading.
>>25388111
>First Job
>Last GF
>First disposable income
>Multiple funerals
>>25388186
Fucking hell lad, how'd you manage that? Dad posh or some shit?
Yeah it's not bad, I think if I pass my test i would struggle to maintain a flat and a car but I can try. Currently living with my auntie coz home life isn't great. I don't know man, it just seems like I can grow from it
>>25388269
But it's fun.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>whatsapp down
stacys all over the world are at their wits end right now
Thread Theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetIgGXH6DA
Have a good 2016 lads.
Just got back from the shop lads got 18 cans of Stella might go play some CSGO for 2 hours then head back here ready for the big moment
>>25386775
>third year uni student
>studying away from home is the happiest I've been in my life
>when I go home for summer, christmas etc I get depressed
>I finish next year and will have to move back in at home
It's all over t b h
gf2015 is still doable
>>25388189
You're not many things when you're sober.
But you could just be drunk, horny and desperate.
I know tons of straight guys online who are very open about their jerking habits.
>>25388342
>stacys amirite
No mate, the fact you know whatsapp is down means you either use it or know someone that does and just told you. That makes you a fucking normie and just as bad as the stacies you're trying to put down.
I have beer and half a pack of Party Rings.
I'm OK with this.
>>25388321
My dad passed away of cancer 6 years ago.
No mate, I was lucky enough to have a family friend who got me a well paid job 32k starting with 5-8k bonuses if we hit all out KPIs and targets for the month/year
I work my ass off though, pretty sure I could be CEO material one day
>>25388342
Wondered why that slag never replied to my message
Nephew came over before we leave, he's playing Zelda on my desktop
>>25388373
This is the thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qHmryJYs0
At least if you're one of the anons planning to kill yourself in the new year
gonna fap to drunk chicks on mfc tonight
>>25388324
>cheating on someone is fun
off yourself senpai
>>25388416
>family friend got me in
>buying into your own just world fallacy
fucking normie scum
>>25388447
>Zelda
>on desktop
lol no
Sad that no rich white people died in the wahabist state that celebrated new years 3 months ago.
>>25388480
I said sucking dick is fun, you should try it.
>>25388409
It;s trending on twitter
>at work today
>Starts pissing it down around 5pm
>shop is in a busy high street
>get to watch all these roastie sluts get their hair and makeup that they spent 5 hours on get fucked up.
>one girl comes in the shop to get out of the rain.
>tell her to buy something or leave
>she goes back out into the rain
>mfw i fucked her shitup so she wont look all nice for chad at midnight.
>>25388416
Good luck bro, we're all Gonna make it
>thread wont last until midnight
Fucks sake OP
>>25388409
calm down my friend take a deep breath
>>25388504
pepeshowingthefinger.jpg
>>25388503
doing that tonight would involve cheating and im not down for that
>go to Tesco to get some beers
>on the way back see a big ambulance and one smaller car ambulance with lights on at bus stop
The normies have started killing each other already lads
>>25388533
It's not really cheating if the relationship is basically over.
>>25388586
the relationship isnt over
>>25388481
Literally what
>someone is doing better than me
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEE
Its not like I was bragging I admit I was lucky, I was having a conversation with another anon about his plans to move out and was trying to offer some advice
>>25388514
Thanks man
>>25388598
You are pretty normie desu mate specially to be here on a night like tonight
>>25388503
>tfw never had my dick sucked
>>25388598
No you got in on personal connections and not skill then spout shit like "I could be CEO material one day"
Advice form people like you were you can't fail is pointless, you can just walk about and get a better job than he would all his life
>>25388583
It'll be some fucking 18 year old lad type who was dared by his mates to drink a fucking ton and is now hospitalized.
What a show off, bet he looked good in front of all the stacies.
need a funny tv show to start watching, any recommendations lads?
>tfw gf is at a party in another country drunk and smoking weed for the first time
I hope she cucks me so we can finally break up
>>25388704
Smack The Pony
>>25388690
my bf was the first person to suck my dick, felt amazing but I couldn't cum I think due to my excessive fapping, had to jack myself off but when I reached my limit he swallowed my cock and let me cum down his throat, that was probably one of the best experiences of my life
>>25388595
It is if he's sucking dick down south.
>>25388704
F is For Family as mentioned earlier, it's on Netflix
>>25388704
Countdown
>>25388737
but we don't know if he is cheating on me famalam
>>25388690
it's nothing that great mate
there's a reason the guy in porn needs to finish himself off wanking
QUICK LADS
POST YOUR WAIFUS
RIGHT
NOW
>i hate anyone who has a better life than me
>>25388518
>thread wont last until midnight
its okay...
if that happens,
take the op image,
open it in ms paint,
add a 1px black dot to a black part so you cant see it,
save and re-name it as .jpg.
make new thread.
That's how you avoid the duplicate file error.
>>25388111
>First holiday out of the country on my own
>First time I fucked a prostitute
>First time I had cocaine
>First time I went to a bar and drank alone
>First time I've broken down in front of a stranger
>First time I've written a suicide note
Wew, what a year. I spent about 3 hours working on that note in a little Hong Kong cafe before ripping it up and crying myself to sleep in the hotel room.
I have a feeling 2016 will be more of the same.
>>25388798
all in a single night?
>>25388671
I don't like the majority of the dickheads out on NYE, plus I've been to the gym and I'm pretty tired
If you notice in my earlier posts I said I don't drink/do drugs anymore, don't even have a gf right now, just dedicating my time to improving myself to be the best I can be, even started learning spanish
>>25388693
I never said I couldn't fail, I've worked fucking hard to be in the position I am now, the door was opened for me I was the one who had to walk through it an introduce myself, and yeah with the skills/knowledge I've acquired, the courses I've been on, I'm confident I could get to a top tier management level one day
>>25388756
He is. You know he is you just don't want to admit it. asl?
>>25388786
you are right with your greentext, but that pic is just...
>le striving to be dumb normiememe
>>25388770
back from hiatus
>>25388786
>I get butthurt by posters calling me out
brb calling the waaambulance
>>25388830
Uhh mate shut the fuck up this isn't your fucking Facebook
>>25388834
definitely not man, stop trying, and to shatter your dreams even further, im a hairy fat black man
>Friend has to work New Years
>We reschedule plans for 2nd Jan
>Do nothing tonight but meh, it's only 2 days away
>Friend texts me
>He has to go to work 3rd Jan, can't come out 2nd
>That's cancelled
>Got nothing tonight
>Try to scramble plans
>Other friends couldn't be bothered, was too late for them or were invited elsewhere
>No other friends
So now I am here. Though we may be going out on the 2nd anyways
>>25388825
The prostitute, cocaine and drinking in the bar was in one night. The note and crying to a stranger was another day.
>>25388877
>im a hairy fat black man
Literally my fetish. asl?
>>25388903
>having friends
You know the drill normie...
>>25388830
Have you ever tried not being such a whiny entitled faggot?
>>25388903
why are you blogging about this here?
I don't care
>>25388863
Thanks for your contribution, happy new year
>>25388974
Elaborate, what eludes you to have this perception of me?
>normies killing the thread
Please don't leave brobots, I'll get lonely.
>>25389132
They'll fuck off by midnight I'm sure.
>>25386775
I never read those threads and I to be honest find them bad, but I want someone to tell the author of the original picture that it is really good.
>>25389132
>fireworks 2 hours early
The Force Awakens was fucking shite. Better than episodes 1, 2 and 3 but no where near as good as 4, 5 or 6.
Kylo Ren looks ridiculous too, nobody can possibly look THAT jewish
>>25389132
>brobots
lol as if, we troll eachother into suicide every day on this fucking board. fuck off. If you ain't a normie, everything here you not cool with that.
>>25389015
you're trying so hard to be a normie buddy. just accept who you are
Who else /comfy/ for new years? Wearing these leggings my girlfriend got me for christmas.
>>25389015
Nice misuse of the word 'elude' famala
Pakis will be all out in their taxis raking in the shekels
>>25389179
no birds in it either. seen it twice now and on second time I only MILDLY got aroused but probly cos I were fallin asleep anyway
>>25389179
T-T-T-T-T-T-Touch me...
i wanna be diiiirty....
>>25389289
well why don't you join them you bell end
>>25389289
Remind your female friends not to get into taxis driven by "asian" men, particularly those with uber.
Unless of course they WANT to be gang raped.
>>25388877
Sooooooooo, how are you anon? ;)
>>25389318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz5D-D7VYmY
>Poleaboo decieded to go to the /brit/ meetup
>Shaved, wore the clothes his sister bought for him
>4.20 quid train ticket one way since the last train back is at 8.20pm
>Fuck it, you only live once, will ask dad for a lift back if one of the /brit/ lads don't put me up
Arrived there at 7:10
Took a few minutes before I spotted the Starbucks logo, one other guy waiting there, looked a proper normie, his hair clearly took a lot of time to do
Stood a few feet away from him as I was waiting, looked like he was browsing /brit/, he didn't speak to me but I would have told him to fuck off if he did since he was such an obvious normie
Lot of slags and qts about, hurt seeing them
Didn't like seeing the lads all dressed up with fresh haircuts either
Decide fuck it, no one is coming and even if there were they'd only be 3 of us
Buy a ticket home
One other obvious /brit/ poster arrived when I left, looked young and smug
Bought a takeaway on my way home to cover up my absence
Fuck all of them, I'm out 8.40 quid+ the takeaway, wasted my time and felt painful emotions
Same old shit, just like at uni, I try but no one wants to know
If there ever is a real meetup, I'll come and stab those little cockroaches
>>25389446
somehow i doubt you would have been accepted into the meetup since youre a paki
>tfw drifted apart from my friends
>tfw they're all partying and having fun right now and I'm at home
I don't even like them that much, I just want... someone
Why can't the Polski Skleps sell this to the normies instead of Tyskie and Zywiec?
>>25389446
>Expecting non normies to attend a fucking MEETUP
You were your own worst enemy.
>>25389487
might as well just drink isopropyl alcohol.
>>25389480
There was no meetup, only one other lad apparently turned up (he waited an hour), I had the good sense to leave after 10 minutes
It was a joke, several people in the thread said they were coming, it was the main topic of discussion, poleaboo said he decided not to go and then he was shamed, reminded this is the most social thing he'll have done in months and that he was a pathetic paki, expected to back out
>>25389562
Euthanasia doesn't need to be so overt my dear.
>>25389645
You devilish guys. You made pakiboo actually go to an imaginary meet up.
>>25389483
I'm the exact same bro. Except I'm pretty sure I'd had a shitty time if I went out.
Where all my QB niggas at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_PANWkHTT8
>>25389487
must taste disgusting
i rather pop me a few caps of DXM
>>25389483
>>25389728
It's okay lads friends are for normies, I used to have friends too but it's not worth it desu better off being comfy as home getting drunk with britfeel and listening to music.
If they were really friends you'd never have drifted away so fuck em
Anyone else gonna watch jools holland?
Jesse glynn is bae
are you all ready for BANG BANG SHKREEEEEEEEEEEEE BANG BANG BANG BANG?
>>25389758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
>>25389861
Jesse glynn is a coalburner.
>>25389800
desu its nowhere near as gut corroding as you may think, well atleast from what i can percieve. Stroh 80 tastes ten times worse.
>>25389861
Anyone good on? I like when he has Eddie Vedder.
bf coming confirmed lads
the happiness begins tonight
>>25386894
here la
>>25389865
Just hoping the chavs next door blow my house up, they shoot fire works out of the bedroom windows and occasionally at my bedroom window.
>>25389910
Jess glynn
Hozier
James bay
Some others i cant remember
Munich police tweet warning of a terror attack, ask people to avoid crowds and train stations
>>25389929
>James bay
The gayest. He's like shit pussy version of Ryan Adams who looks like a Beck tribute.
>>25388166
Take a photo of yourself, print it out and stick it to the back of someone else's head so they have vague memories of you being there
>>25389931
>NYE
>Avoiding crowds
RIPs
Nothing will happen though NYE is too obvious for terrorists they like to do it randomly when no one is expecting it.
>>25389961
Yeh that one song was catchy but i agree
Also i always think james may whenever i hear his name
>>25389990
>implying they arent going to blow up the crowd at the london celebrations
no way they can check all the people in a crowd like that, its fucked man
>>25389758
my favourite mobb deep track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUODkPXuh0c
closely followed by shook ones pt 2
>>25390010
Yeh but if they blow up london theyll just be killing pakis
>>25389990
>Terrorists like to attack at random
What about 9/11?
That wasn't random was it? Happened on fucking 9/11
>>25390010
ISIS are so fucking incompetent
>>25390010
Nah mate they can't do that because if they did everybody would take note, wake up and turn on Islam.
They do random smaller scale attacks to scare people enough to put it on their minds but not enough for them to stop being fat lazy consumer liberal blue pilled Islam loving fucks. How are they supposed to wage war against us if we stop letting their troops live within our borders?
>Muslims trying to ruin new year
Why do they do it? They are like the tripfags of the real world.
I want /pol/ to fuck off
Oy someone help me, theres a gang of muzzies outside of my loft here in nottingham
>>25390130
i want pakis to fuck off
>>25390116
These are the same people who make women dress as ninjas because if they see an ankle they'll turn into unstoppable rape machines. Why do you think?
>Danczuk getting grilled because of "muh 17 year old girl"
17 is fucking legal. What the fuck are these stupid cunts on about treating it like he was texting some 12 year old? Makes me angry tbqh.
>>25390157
Fuck off back to /pol/ then
>>25390144
What do you mean outside of your loft? Like they're in your house?
Anyone gonna have their first wank of the year later on?
>>25390189
i was here long before you fucking nonce
>>25390190
Sorry, meant lift, the elevator in the apartments
>>25390159
Do you not realise what board you're on?
>>25390130
Why don't you fuck off you terrorist sympathiser.
You won't be acting like such a prick when it's people you know getting shot up by shitskins.
>>25390189
shouldn;t you be out in your taxi
>>25390130
Hi paki Reddit!
>>25390162
They're just mad because they're all old roasties and are worried if blokes realise they can fuck hot 17 year olds they won't have any beta providers to buy tampons for them (they can't afford tampons themselves because of the VAT).
>>25390232
>underage
Fuck off, you're shitting up the thread
>>25390065
kek don't make me larf m8
>>25390065
lol this made me lol lol
>>25390261
How is he underage? Because he doesn't like terrorist? Fuck it I'm underage too then if that's the rule.
Police in #Munich asking people to stay away from main train station and station in the Pasing area due to a "serious, imminent threat"
i just want to cuddle a cute girl
>>25390261
You'd like it if I were underaged wouldn't you Abdul?
>>25390318
You are clearly underage too
Now fuck off
>>25390343
inb4 nothing happens
They're just trying to get retweets
>>25390343
This isn't /pol/, fuck off
>>25390347
LOL
UPBOATED
>>25390362
Let's hope nothing happens.
>>25390347
Burnt like a poorly cooked steak
tom >>25390157
dick >>25390232
and harry >>25390257
>>25390343
Oh look it's fucking nothing.
Obligatory #RefugeesWelcome
>>25390344
Come to the pub in greater london and get yourself a melanin monkey
>>25390390
Looks like we got a normie over here
>>25390376
Are you new to these threads? We don't put up with non-britons or terrorist sympathisers here.
>>25390350
>everyone who disagrees with me is underage
Says the manchild
>>25390423
>Are you new to these threads
no but you clearly are
>>25390417
>not being a tryhard edgememeclown means ur a normie
>>25390466
>no u
really?
>Last year I was at a New Years party, even had a girl to kiss
>This year I'm sat shitposting and drinking alone
2015 sure was a shitter
>>25390409
how do i go about doing that
>>25390423
i've been here since the beginning and i'm not white
you've been talking to a darkie the whole time m8
>>25390423
>>25390487
>he's not aware that britfeel is just a meme
LOL
most people here probably aren't /brit/. I'm not a brit and have never even been to UK but am a regular poster here and people never fucking notice it.
you see non british words being used here so often here (for example "drug store" or "mom")
you faggots put up with germans, americans and other faggots from other nations without even realizing it.
>got half an hour to down another 2 cans of Stella to keep up with my schedule
Let's get involved lads!!
Thread anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM
Lads please calm the fuck down. For all the anti pol people, get the fuck out, this is as nationalist a thread as the damn slavshit threads on b and int.
Anyways, anyone get a kebab sandwich lately? Im hungry as fuck and the munchie box palace is busy
>>25390544
>being so beta you need to come to another countries thread to be accepted
wew lad
>>25390565
>this is as nationalist a thread
because you think it is??
>Fireworks have been going off since it went dark
Can't these fuckers at least wait until midnight? Scaring the shit out of my dog
>>25390515
With a johnny
>>25390544
>this wall of text
yawn
>>25389446
>I try but no one wants to know
Expect you were the one who walked away you absolute fucking retard.
>>25390565
> kebab sandwich
> doner meat and two slices of kingsmill
>>25390544
fucking hell youre clever pal, bet you feel quite proud of that long explanation nobody gives a flying toss about innit
>>25390565
Don't order take away tonight mate will take a week to come and be shit tier quality because the workers will all be drunk and pissed off they have to work and also be super busy
>>25390565
>this is as nationalist a thread as the damn slavshit threads on b and int.
see>>25390544
>>25390576
i get accepted in my countries thread just fine. i just like it here more ;)
>>25390581
Read the op m8
There is no beer in the house I have to have wine, I'm sick of drinking wine
>>25390581
No, because Stone Cold said so.
Any of you tossers up for a genuine, once in a life time, authenticated, "culturally enriching", good old fashioned, no holds barred fist fight with a hench 6'2 Asian bloke? I'll buy a pint afterwards even though I don't drink. I just want to feel something before 2015 is done and dusted, you know what I'm saying?
>>25386775
fuck the bored it all crossed off, will there be a new one ,its how I know what month it is.
>>25390565
Fuck off you boring shit
>>25389645
kek you got BTFO hard. the only normie here is you, going to a fucking meetup
>>25390604
>>25390590
wow yeah fucking huge post lads it took me a whole 2 minutes to write it and i almost hit a quarter of the text limit wow
you fucking clowns. i was just laughing at your dumb asses.
>>25390616
Where u at. I have 2ginger irish whiskey im trying to get rid of. Goes great with fizz
>>25390581
>thread centered around Britain and life in Britain
>non-Brits frequently driven off
>flag in every OP
>>25390565
A nationalist thread?
A thread full of outsiders and rejects who are bitter are nationalists?
Have you not considered what our OP image is? Not really patriotic is it, fucking moron.
>this is a nationalist thread
>eats kebabs
What an explosive start to 2016
>>25390162
So many 17 year olds hit on me at work its crazy.
I'm not even attractive. I'm a fat tall guy who doesn't stand a chance with women my own age, but these girls seem to like the idea of being around an older guy.
(I'm thinking i must fit into a 'Daddy' fetish to them or something. Or maybe it's because I'm not immediately trying to jump on them like the teenage boys do. People often want what they can't have)
>>25390633
Do u want to fight or fuck?
>>25390585
Normies are cunts desu mate fireworks should be illegal for the general public as they are clearly too fucking thick to be responsible with them. Should only be available at designated displays.
That's the hypocrisy of the UK though, campaign and get offended by dumb shit but let people blow their own hands off, burn buildings down and give everyone's pets PTSD because muhhh normie culture
>>25390597
I stayed for a few minutes, the other guy saw me but didn't speak to me doesn't matter anyway, wouldn't have wanted to hang out with just the two of us, too much pressure
>>25390639
Sorry for trying to sort my life out
>>25390633
I'll fight u but only if we play this song in background lad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4mXZN1Zzk
>>25390674
Why is she showing her hair in public?
>>25390653
I'm sure you were mate
I'm sure you were
>both of the two people I regularly talk to are offline
>>25390633
Where do you live? I'm 6'1 and would love to beat up a paki for ruining where my grandparents grew up.
Anywhere near York?
>>25390655
All the whisky I have is the good stuff I don't want to ruin with mixing it. I might go on to disarrono and lemonade at this rate
>>25390529
>actual nigger getting upset over a Filipino redpilled swag forum
I'm mulatto and I have thick skin. You need to get yourself some thick skin you nigger.
>>25388704
Mystery Science Theater 3000, They literally just watch bad movies and make fun of them. Start with Hobgoblins or The Movie, the first 2 seasons are pretty naf.
>>25390633
No mate I'd beat you to death with a packet of bacon and you wouldn't be able to get your 72 12 year olds. Don't wanna ruin that for you.
>>25390683
>tall
Fucking tall fags
>>25390731
m8 by darkie i just meant not white. go swing on some fucking trees bruvva
>>25390683
17 is legal. It's literally a non-issue, but it's the focus of every article.
Infuriating because girls 16-18 are the best sexual experiences you can have and they're trying to demonize it.
>yfw the terrorist attack the Munich police were tweeting about was ISIS shitposting in this thread
>>25390728
Yeah, Leeds to be precise. You in or what?
>>25390653
haha you mad faggot
>>25390691
>Sorry for trying to sort my life out
Get a job you lazy cunt. Going to meetups where you were looking for other fucked up people isn't sorting anything out. You're just looking to validate your misery.
If you really wanted to socialise you would have talked to that 'normie' even for a bit, but instead you wanted to tell him to fuck off. You're a joke.
>>25390691
>Sorting one's life out is going to a fucking 4chan meet-up for this guy
Lads, just look, it can always be worse.
>>25390686
Agreed mate. Worse in the rougher parts of town on bonfire night and halloween when you get horrible little fucks throwing fireworks at cars etc
If you get ID'd for a pair of fucking scissors surely low-grade pyrotechnics should be more carefully monitored
>>25390802
actively participating in social life is improving your shitty robot life, yes. he was trying.
>>25390633
>Asian
oc
1hr to go lads
>>25389446
>Didn't like seeing the lads all dressed up with fresh haircuts either
You were pissed off that people bothered to try and look nice for night out? Why senpai? Please tell me you put some effort in your appearance.
>>25390777
Are you the paki who plays rugby from Milford?
>>25390633
>Asian
>is actually an arab
nice try, but you'd get fucking decked if you ever came across me you lanky retard
>>25390362
/pol/ are confidently predicting habbenings everywhere, so it's pretty safe to expect fuck all to actually happen.
>>25390823
He didn't participate though, the autist was busy fuming at peoples haircuts.
>>25390894
I guess the fire in Dubai is "nothing".
Ok :-)
>>25390918
It's a fucking fire mate.
>175 cm
>walk around manchester
>see midget bloke fuck up a 190cm brawner
>buy midget some mcdonalds, he begins crying necause tfw no 12cm+ donger
Feels bad man.
>only 140 posts before bump limit
>50 minutes
Will this be the final thread of 2015?
important end of the year poll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6416206
/hootenanay/
who JOOLS here?
>>25390854
>>25390865
Well, I might've fibbed about the height bit just a teensy but the fact still remains that I'd love to emasculate one of you fuckers. I'm even willing to let you taste my piss once we've had our little bout so should show you how serous I am about the whole thing.
>>25390979
final thread in your mum m8 if she was a 4chan thread her image limit would be 5000
Why does wallowing in self pity feel so good?
>>25391013
tfw jools opens on the piano
>Jools Holland Hootenanay
>>25391011
>implying those are multiple persons
there's only actually 4 different people on that list.
>>25390962
Whereabouts do you live senpai?
POSTING IN A STICK
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>>25390979
no because its only 3pm in Cali
>>25391011
>gimmick
did you hit your head or something m8. since when have we been using /brit/ lingo in 'ere
>>25391022
>being so insecure he has to lie about his height on an anonymous image board while simultaneously telling himself fairy tales about how he'll beat people up
>>25391022
Sounds pretty hot desu, post email, I'm in
Hooootenanny!!
>>25391076
Joos plz
>tfw gf who is in a foriegn country at a party stoned for the first time and drunk hasn't replied in over an hour
C
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>me
>>25391064
GMT is the only real time standard on Earth. We officially enter 2016 when London does.
The most accurate clock in the world is at the NPL.
>>25391061
Near salford central, specifically off silk road nearby
Well lads, waiting for a lift to someone's house for a party that's been going on for hours.
Can't wait to be the last uninvited person to enter before midnight.
>>25391071
If you read between the lines, it says that I might have, you knobhead not that I did for certain.
>>25391101
Getting stoned makes you mega horny too
I'm spending New Years Eve with my Parents tonight, like always, Happy NYE lads
>>25391139
>le mysterious man :>)
hoot.
>>25391149
Doesn't make me mega horny makes me sit terrified in the corner white as a ghost shaking every time somebody talks to me
>Jess Glynne
>>25391161
You can find out for yourself if you're brave enough to accept my open challenge.
>>25391156
I'm gonna go downstairs and sit with my parents in a bit. I've been a little shit even though I'm twenty years old at university so I think I need to at least be kind for new years.
>>25391183
Do you even have any fighting experience?
>>25391174
I don't like it, I don't like soul singers or niggers for fuck sake.
>>25391183
Already have. post some contact details to arrange fuccboi so you can slap me about and force feed me your piss
>>25391215
I was gonna try and sit with my dad for a bit but he's shirtless and pissed up watching graham norton and i figure if im going to make an effort then he could too.
>>25391285
>Anti-black racism
F a m, where do you think you are? America?
>>25391344
I live in a market town in the country, we don't have niggers here.
>>25391215 I will be watching it on my TV up here, if my TV doesn't decide to be a dick
>>25391238
None whatsoever. That's what makes the whole prospect so exciting. Though I doubt anyone is actually going to take me up on the offer seriously.
>>25391302
I'm open to any park setting. You can choose which ever one tickles your fancy (as long as it's in >>25390777) since it won't matter anyway. I'll be going by taxi regardless.
>it's actually 2016 already
Jesus Christ. Time needs to seriously slow the fuck down.
>>25391337
>tfw dad is an alchy
>never had a conversation with me in my entire life when he's not pissed
>talking to him when he's pissed is a nightmare because he is not himself at all just a complete mental patient
>make an effort to try to talk to him when he is sober
>just gives me small answers then halfway through just asks me how much money I want
>literally never asked him for money in my life
Fuck it desu mate that's life for some of us we're never going to have a normal family existence, sad but true.
Is anyone going to be live streaming the new years eve fireworks display? or would that be gay..?
>>25386775
I remember how comfy these threads were when we were ticking off the march box.
All male, all robots, most of us on bennies, no hostility, no tripfags and personality clashes, as should be the case on an anonymous board.
>>25391400
it's still 2011
>>25391400
FUCK OFF. ONLY BRITS ARE ALLOWED IN THESE THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25391395
What you think I'm going to do it tonight?
>>25391395
>has no fighting experience
>is looking for a fight
Fuck I know you're probably a 5'7 chubby manlet but I would love it if you were what you say you are and acted like Billy Big Bollocks in public so someone who actually knows how to fight could rip your arms off.
odds on terrorist attack in london are climbing
get home safe lads
>get drunk as fuck at a party
>ask a weeaboo girl to come see a pop punk band in April
>she says yes
Lads, now that I'm kind of sober, I wasn't ready for this
>>25386930
fucking hell this is too much la I can remember the whole thing empty vividly, what is my life coming to
>>25391395
>I'll be going by taxi regardless.
You'll be going home in an ambulance though
>incoming bagpipes
lol
Jools Holland's Annual Hootenanny is so comfy.
>tfw on tag
>tfw can't leave house
>tfw girl I've been seeing is drunk af 300 miles away
>begging me to come up
>wants me to break my tag
legit thinking about it but I have 5 days left and don't fancy going back to court desu
Shittest time of the year to have broken the law desu, should have through this through
>>25391487
Here's hoping for one
>>25391520
get out rasheed
>>25391511
why the fuck are you wearing a tag?
>>25391487
>londoners dying
music to my ears
>>25391511
What did you do to get on tag? I assaulted a police officer last year and got a 50 quid fine and a 6 month conditional discharge.
>>25391509
> mfw no seasick steve
>>25391458
You've got something better to do?
>>25391470
>>25391499
I doubt there's anyone on here with the physical accolade to bring me down to my knees.
>>25391487
didn't see this in the betfair specials m8
>>25388395
Literally the opposite for me fucksake I have to go back in 1 day
>>25391487 I'm already safely home lad and far away from London
>>25386775
In 26 minutes we will probably see a terrorist attack on live tv
>>25391572
Its too late to make the required travel arrangement s
>>25391491
Which band is it mate?
>watching hootenanny
>it's full of blacks already
Fuck this I'll go down, get my glass of champagne and come back to my room, I'm not watching that shit, might make a racist comment as I leave to be a little edgy.
>>25391427
there's no point. it'll be like cat in the hat all over again
>>25391487
You all think im safe here in nottingham? The muzzie gangs dispersed now its just the nignog across the street making noises im worried about.
Just kill me lads
I'll never have someone who loves me
I'll never be happy
I'll always be NEET
>>25391547
Beat some cunt half to death managed to get off on self defence
>>25391567
Yeah I just got 200 hours com serv and 3 months tag and 1000 fine, avoived a suspended sentence so thats one bonus I guess
>>25391598
That's too bad, but it's not like I don't understand. Wish I had said something a tad sooner Tbh.
>>25391572
I've been boxing since I was 7 have 12 years Jujitsu and 4 years Muay Thai kick boxing and have fought in competitions for years so yea I'm pretty sure I would literally kill you if we had a fight.
>>25391628
>I'll always be NEET
>I'lll never be happy
does not compute
>tfw have barely any memory of this year
The days just blur together
>>25391628
Ur a nigger m8.
Alright lads post your memes into the 2015 time capsule to reopen when you have a family someday
Will I be safe in Lincolnshire?
>>25391618
YES NOTTS BRUV.
Let's meet up
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
sequenyaaaaaaaaaah
baba deesibaba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>25391657
And somehow you still wound up over here. Well done arkid.
>>25391628
But being NEET is the GOAT lifestyle
>>25391655
I'm totally up for it another night
Any one watching 8 out of 10 cats?
Trumps gettin roasted
>>25391684
Literally nothing happened this year
Or last year either
>>25391720
>implying being a good fighter makes you a normie
Normies like to drink and do drugs don't really want to do that when the only thing I enjoy in life is physically fighting other trained fighters
>>25391730
Being sat alone in a room all day is no fun
>>25391712
Oy help me im in carlton, theres more nigs and muzzies here than londons faggots of colour assembly
>>25391766
he's actually doing pretty well with his demonlock
I hope I can actually improve my miserable life this year, lads.
>>25391787
Buy better booze, vidya and drugs
>>25391604
I'm black and I hate when modern artists try to do soul, white or black
>>25391787
Nothing forcing you to do that as a NEET
It's really no different than sitting in an office all day.
>tfw missed still game
>tfw only an excuse gets shitter eaxh year.
>tfw least ill catch the ducks oilers game.
>tfw alonw for nye.
>tfw gym closed tomorrow
top year, got my first violent stalker
Lads, how do I sign off? Next year they're planning on sending me onto the work program and I can't deal with that shit so yeah...
>>25391802
>hearthstone jokes
Poleaboo
For once I'm not alone, I finally have a qt fembot to kiss at midnight.
>>25391806
Good list desu mate better than >get gf >become wageslave
Good luck
>>25391841
stop going to the meetings and they'll take you off
>>25391806
>daily schedule to brush your teeth and shower
I just imagine you having a golden star chart or something.
But good luck robot.
>>25391857
Why are you trying to catch a whale?
>>25391873
I don't want to get sanctioned though. After the 26 weeks are up I might sign back on so that's why I'm asking.
>>25391857
>pictures of her kids in the background
classic
>>25391806
that's a solid list mate, it'll steer you well. the best part is that if you even only manage to stick one or two of them, you'll still be in a much better place. good luck
>>25391806
You're focusing on a lot of things at once. If you think you can maintain all these good habits at once fine, otherwise I suggest picking the important few. Good luck senpai
>>25391865
Thanks, senpai.
>>25391875
Yeah it's miserable and pathetic that a 23-year-old man needs that sort of thing but I'm really fucking depressed and can't be fucked to take care of myself. I really need to change and this could help. Ticking things off a list makes me feel good.
>tfw I'd legitimately love a golden star chart if it wasn't so autistic and embarrassing
>>25391890
It beats crippling despair, lad. She is also nuts in the sack.
>>25391841
Just don't go. I just never showed up for my appointment to the work programme and i never had any repercussions. Then after a period my advisor brought up that the system or whatever had said i had completed it.
>>25391840
>babby's first stalker
Oh boy. I'm so good at having stalkers I might as well be called The Stalker Kid.
Had everything from insane chavs who would literally watch me sleep to insane girls who would wait outside my house and chase me up the street whenever I went outside then pretend like she bumped into me by accident.
Why I don't like to be near people.
Quick, make a 2016 picture, 50 posts away lads.
>>25391901
>>>25391841
it won't matter if you get sanctioned
>>25391841
it says something about the dwp that for a moment i thought this post meant you were going to top yourself
>>25391946
this one's a girl's nutjob ex. coming yup on half a year now and just won't fuck off. police involved and all. wouldn't be surprised if he was reading this. utter childish cunt. hopefully he gets hit by a drunk driver on this wonderful night.
>>25391841
Just don't show up. When I was signing on I had a cash in hand job, they tried to make me do the slave labour thing so I told them I wanted to sign off because I had a job then they started asking about my employer but obviously I was cash in hand so couldn't let the police state know so then I told them actually I got sacked and never went back to JC and they just left me alone.
>>25391917
I've kind of prioritised them in my head. I've also made them easier. I don't have to quit soft drinks, just cut down. I don't have to quit fast food, just cut down. I don't have to shower every day but I'll have a visible recording with big red marks letting me know I didn't do it to guilt me into improving.
It's a lot of work but I think I can manage it. I decided to do quarterly instead of yearly because it seems more realistic. The end is in sight and not an entire fucking year away.
Thanks.
>>25391806
Do you have a job?muh original comment
>>25391814
I don't drink/drugs, I'm getting sick of video games
I've been like this for a long time I just want something different, I just want to cuddle someone more than anything
I can't decide whether to play rocket league, civ 5, or fightan games all night
or maybe i should be productive
decide for me guys
>>25391857
She literally looks like she has down syndrome
>Chav genetics
Gonna crack open a magners cider in preparation to start 2016 with you guys.
will post a picture up in a bit
>>25392024
CIV 5
it's the only decent option you've listed.
>>25392019
No, NEET that only leaves the house to buy cigarettes. On ESA (and hopefully soon also PIP) for OCD.
>tfw 500 squid per month
>tfw it could soon be 800+ with a juicy backpayment
>>25391806
Good list, I'd remove that can of soft drink though. You don't need it.
Good luck anon
Holy fuck lads it's nearly over.
I don't want to do it again.
>>25392024
>productive
Like what?
my new years resolution is for arsenal to win the league
>>25392071
guitar or music production
Just in case I forget, have a happy new year you fuckin lobsterbacks
-t. Texas
9 minutes before the new year starts lads
>>25392063
>tfw you practically get the same as me and i work 20 hours a week
I need to get on ESA lad
>>25391975
Stalkers are the worst, literally the most pathetic human beings in existence. And there's no advice to give about them. Only thing you can do is something that will get you in trouble, which just feeds into their game. Like you said, just have to hope they die or move onto another target.
>>25391400
where are you from bra? germany here
>>25391455
>being this new
>>25391013
I think my dad is watching it downstairs.
>>25386775
/Stratfeel/ was the only good thing to come out of 2015.
Can't think of any resolutions. The only obvious stuff is not achievable like get a gf. What do?
haven't done anything for NYE since 2000 and do not plan to any time in the future. this is fine.
>>25392133
yeah, that's what i figured. all the advice pretty much ends at getting the police involved, so now it's just about waiting. good luck to you with your ones and that.
>>25391379
/Shropshire/?
>>25392020
You got money? Could spend a couple of weeks in Japan visiting cuddle houses
>>25392063
>for OCD.
Fucksake whats the point, you don't even clean your teeth at regular times. OCD my arse
7 minutes lads. I wish time would stop moving forward i'm so fucking lonely
>>25392148
Go for something easy to achieve, like to not murder anyone.
>>25392024
Civ is the comfiest game and best for escaping your life imo
Well, it's been an eventful year. Neither good nor bad. Just a lot of stuff has happened, positive and negative.
Can't even seperate it like 2014 where I had a good beginning and a shitty end, it went from good, to bad, to meh, to good, to bad, to amazing, to awful and so on. Some weren't even things I did on my own accord or intended to do, just a ton of events and shit falling on me or good luck gracing me.
Who else here had a rollercoaster year?
>>25391857
Yeah that new Chris Hemsworth film was really good
>>25391806
>350gbp a month
My autismbux doesn't pay that well m8.
>>25392148
Same. I never have any goals. I don't know what i want from life.
Well actually, the one thing i want is to stop being a wagecuck and go back to being NEET, but it's not possible, but other than that i pretty much have zero desire. I'm just a living husk.
>>25392189
that feel bro
>>25392167
I'm a NEET dude, I can't even afford a passport. Do they even let foreigners in those places?
>>25392148
baby steps; fleshlight, then body pillow, work your way up
Both my parents have now gone to bed, presumable so they don't have to pretend they don't hate me at midnight
>>25392183
OCD affects people in different ways, senpai. For lots of people it has absolutely nothing to do with hygiene.
It's difficult to explain but tl;dr: :^)
>>25392199
I want to get back into civ desu played it like 500 hours.
Here's to spending the new year with you guys.
let's hope we get gfs this year.
Get ready to post screenshots as the date rolls around lads
>>25392200
>Who else here had a rollercoaster year?
>normie
>>>/out/
>tfw not sure if it's fireworks going off outside or bombs
>>25391975
I hope he gets you good. You sound like a proper cunt and probably fucked his girl thinking you're a big man and now you're scared as fuck because your actions have real life consequences.
Hope you choke on your own blood and die alone regretting every decision you've made.
>finished work at 9pm tonight
>start at 8am tomorrow
is this what getting wagecucked feels like?
Lads I'm drunk as shit and my gf is in India visiting her family I'm so alone atm.
>>25392245
>mfw married
Dont do it
Who /heliumtankready/ here?
>3 more minutes left for a quick new years wank
>>25392271
>indian gf
OH
>>25392245
Maybe auld Lizzy will croak it this year
happy new year lads. going to wait for midnight then go for a shit. start as you mean to go on
>>25392264
Yes.
You're literally getting the minimum amount of time they legally have to give you between shifts.
NO FAP 2016
Hope 2016 will be good for all of us.
Here's to a whole new year of britfeel.
>>25392228
>tl;dr I don't really have OCD.
Its ok senpai I'm not that mad I just want to know how I can fake it too for that sweet free money
>>25392297
Yed yes I know poo in loo etc it just happened mate.
>>25392286
>realizing my last wank of 2015 was a quick one to some tranny porn before meeting up with my girlfriend and her mates for NYE celebrations
man... too late now
I'm walking in my street, going to sit down at the local park for 4 minutes and think about my Goals for 2016
HAPPY NEW PAKIS OUT
Happy New Year
290
First for happy new year you awful bunch of cunts
Happy new year guys. I love you all. Here's to 2016, and a lot more britfeel to come.
woo happy new year!
2016 and I still wish I was dead
Happy new year guys. Maybe we'll all cross the line this year.
Happy new years you bunch of cunts
<3
>>25392245
Happy new year mate.
>2016
Why don't you have a job lads?
First 2016 post for post you're waifu
happy new year fags
>>25392273
I contemplate on if I should get married or just stay in a relationship with them.
Has it turned out that bad for you?
HAPPY NEW YEAR BRITFEEL NEW THREAD IS UP
>>25392352
>>25392352
>>25392352
>>25392352
Let this be my first shitpost of the year.
Happy New Year Robots
>>25392347
>>25392348
>>25392351
>>25392353
>>25392354
>>25392358
>>25392260
there he is. what a wonderful day.
FUCK YOU 2015
YOU CUNT OF A YEAR
jk 2015 was okay
HAPPY NEW YEAR LADS
how was your decade lads
2013 > 2015 > 2014 > 2011 > 2010 > 2012
Happy new year faggots
>>25392348
Winner winner chicken fucking dinner
Watching the fireworks from my window getting fucked
>>25392339
it if its any consolation i didn't manage to make it m8...
>>25392348
00:00:00 post time
breddy gud m8
happy new year lads
>>25392348
>00:00:00
Nice one m80
(Original)
>all these normie fireworks going off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EEHPzfJ5g
>>25392307
believe me, I checked. ah well, HNY, off to bed.
>>25392348
hapeeepee newyears
mubarak lads :^)
i'd kiss you all on the cheek if i could (no homo of course)
AWW SHIT fireworks distracted me from flim,
just in time, happy new year faggots & faggots alike.
>>25392398
2013 > 2014 > 2010 > 2011 > 2012 > 2015
happy new years nerds
Im so hungry, i havent eaten since last year. Cheers
>>25392348
>>25392351
>00:00:00
glorious
let's have a great 2016 guys
Happy new year, hope its a good one for us all lads
>>25392458
My mum does that stupid joke every year
>>25392348
Told you all yesterday I'd be the sad bastard getting the first post of the new year in
>>25392351
Unlucky mate gg
does anyone else hear fireworks going off outside? blooody hell la. do you reckon i could phone the ol bill to quieten things down a notch?
>>25392508
>2016
>not liking the joke
No banter for you m8? Off to a bad start there
>>25392511
they were the same exact moment lad
IT FEEL'S SO GOOD IN MY HOOD TONIGHT
>>25392562
I was first mate
>>25392541
you'd be a party pooper if you did 2bh
>>25392398
2013 > 2012 > 2011 > 2014 > 2015
"happy" new year i guess
Alright lads the last number on the end of the date has increased and things are still exactly the same as they were before what do?
>>25392348
>01/01/16(Fri)00:00:00
Congrats OP, this is the best thing you'll do all year, and it was less than a second in. It's all downhill from here.
Happy new year, you bunch of lovable cunts. I hope you all find a GF this year.
>>25392649
Find posts and demean them by going
>2016
So the person feels even worse about their shitposts
>>25392348
>>25392351
>I post same moment
>post listed second
welp, suicidal thoughts less than 10 minutes into 2016.
>>25392684
There's always next year
>this isn't oc
>everyones stopped posting
Told you britfeel would die in 2016
>>25392398
2012 > 2010 > 2013 > 2011 > 2015 > 2014
All I ask is for 2016 to be better than the last couple years. It won't take a lot for that to happen.
>>25392915
We're in the 2016 thread mate, keep up.
Got smashed on drink and asked a cute girl to Facebook marry me, she actually did. Idk how to feel
>>25392930
>hoping things will get better from this point on
Foolish
The glory days are behind us so are the shit days these are the days of apathy nihlistic hedonism and not giving one single solitary fuck about anything
wooooo
Well this is it then
Happy 2016, fuckers
I hope you all get to where you want to be in this new year.
>no terrorist attack
/pol/ was right again
>>25387098
About to have a psychotic breakout because muh drugs
