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happy new year, /britfeel/ edition
>it's the new year since 1 hour
why does time fly so fast
>>25392396
GET THE FUCK OUT EUROTRASH
WRONG IMAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT IT'S 2016 NOW
FRESH BOARD
REEEEEEEE NO NORMIES OR PAKIS FOR 2016
>>25392352
First for obtaining a waifu in 2k16
3d ofc
Second for another depressing year
Rev up that photoshop lad, got to update the big pic
I was 2 seconds off from 00:00:00
>>25392352
>months crossed off on the image
new image when?
This bbc coverage
>>25392432
2016 has gone by already
>>25392410
>being this new
/britfeel/ was always just a meme where you pretend to be a brit you fucking newfags
same shit different day
new years is for fags
FIRST THREAD OF 2016
>>25392352
>have to top up my phone by the end of the month, to get free data/texts next month
>15 seconds to midnight
>I finally remember
>all this trash nig music on the london fireworks
It is now Current year
>normie music with the fireworks
do you think they'll play london calling again this year lads?
>>25392352
who waiting for London explosion?
happy new year guys
>>25392366
>2D waifu
truly pleb
Happy New Year........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_EEHPzfJ5g
This isn't part of the London fire work show, ISIS is attacking
2016 confirmed for worst year desu
>2016 is going to be my year
feels good family
Happy new year bros. official 9 years of lurking now - you guys are always here for each other, long may it continue
It is officially 2016 on Earth.
>2016
>still believing we'll ever be happy
It's okay lads we have cheap cider that's stronger than beer.
Who else was wanking when the clocks ticked over?
>>25392352
Happy new year lads. Hope it's a good one.
Love you all
>>25392507
2017 will be worse
CANT STOP THE ROCK
CANT STOP THE ROCK
LONDON CONFIRMED FOR MEME CITY
CRAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
live feed of London where?
>Don't stop til you get enough
>the beginning of 2016 was 6 minutes ago
>>25392548
CANT STOP THE ROCK
YOU CAN
STOP
THE ROCK
>>25392557
BBC 1
>you will never live in a world without fuckin smartphones
>>25392557
BBC ONE senpai
>>25392557
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35207822
Hope it doesn't get bombed desu
This was my first new years alone, I'm 20 years old and it'll be like this for the rest of my fucking, miserable life.
Worst part of it is, I don't drink because I'm a moral-fag. So I'm sitting here, sober as fuck and contemplating the point of my life.
Happy new years, britfeel, here's to a shitty 2016.
>Was going to go to bed early and make a fresh start
>Currently playing WoW
:^) (but imagine the smiley face is crying silently on the inside)
was really hoping for an explosion in the crowd. instead i have to sit hear and listen to this bullshit trash normie music. another year, another disappointment.
Pretty fucking rocking this mucis
FFSake, cant even play firework simulator in peace
Happy New year you fucks
>>25392583
>being a sadkunt
read the /fit/ sticky
get a job
start lifting
ez
These fucking fireworks are scaring my cat.
>8 minutes into the current year
>Still no GF
When will this nightmare end?
Happy birthday cunts
Happy new year robots. =)
original comment pls.. .
>tfw all those happy normies on bbc1 will be rushing for the tube cramped and freezing cold soon
>>25392583
I'm twenty years old and sober with my parents
I know how you feel
>>25392583
Well, start drinking then.
It's not going to get better by itself.
>>25392583
Jesus fuck, Are you me?
>>25392480
They played about 2 seconds of Bowie...
>Brussels cancels Nye celebration over terrorism fears.
well they would let all the pakis in.
>>25392583
>2016 and sober
Exactly the same story here, anon
waiting for the song to cut to some nasheed and the london eye to collapse
>>25392645
Tube is running all night, there is no rush they can go for another pint in some expensive as fuck 'wine bar' first
You wanna know what sucks lads? Being like me. I live my life on the internet and never go outside, so the older I get the less likely I'll make friends because they'll all be young.
Time fucking sucks.
>>25392352
Already 11 minutes past midnight
does anyone else not give 2 fucks about new years
My first waifupost of the year senpaitachi
>>25392697
I don't but it secretly hurts me inside knowing I have no gf to share it with.
>>25392679
>they can
doesn't mean they will.
I bet a solid 75% wanna see fire works then fuck off home
>>25392597
Is this comfy? It's genuinely been on my wishlist for months
Jesus is londond looks underattack
>>25392583
Wow, 20 years old
I suppose this is the sort of deep introspection that accompanies many, many years' experience :^)
>>25392697
lol ok edgemeister
I'll try to think of you when I'm emptying my condom in the morning
>>25392583
28 here and don't think I've spent new year's with anyone apart from my parents for at least the last 10 years, don't worry, you will become numb to the feels. You just have to imagine that where your heart is there's a cold piece of stone or something.
Shit finale; more fireworks is not impressive
happy new year robots
>>25392583
>>25392677
well that means more money for the stuff you enjoy :3
drinking is a waste of money anyway
"How much lighter do you think the barges are after they shoot the fireworks? A Tonne?"
Fucking autistic Dad
Christ alive they just shot everything they had in the air to finish that.
Just because its bright as fuck doesn't make it nice
she's got kids bruv
why do people love to celebrate this? Makes me proper sad tbqh pharmacy
>>25392583
27 years old. sitting on sofa drinking a glass of milk. gf is sitting on chair on laptop smoking a cigarette. we have not acknowledged the new year yet, but will probably make brief reference to it when having a cup of tea before bed. maybe not though.
don't feel shit over a particular digit changing on the calendar. digits change on the calendar every day.
>>25392733
Is it better to have loved and lost, or to have never loved at all? I've had six years of New Year's with girfriends, friends, and parties. I'm now almost 30, and this is my first new year drinking alone.
2016 is shit desu
>>25392768
I thought that too.
right. can go back to my flim now
>>25392730
Sounds like bloody Beirut out there
Happy new year lads, all the best.
Hopefully next year we'll all be kissing our qt gfs as the bongs sound out.
>>25392782
is she Cute though mate
>>25392763
Well lighter as a concept really applies to force, so should be measured in newtons instead of kilogrammes. Remind him that he meant "less massive" instead of lighter if he wants to use tonnes as a measurement.
And I don't believe a tonne of fireworks was used, closer to tens of kilogrammes.
Who else /nofap2k16/ here?
Who /notlongtolive/ here?
Jackie Bird just referred to it as "two hundred and sixteen"
Happy new year everyone~
I love you all and I hope this year is kind to you~
Fucking normie fireworks making noise
Ree
>>25392831
Only for the next 30 minutes or so
best new year song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY
>>25392835
honestly I think I'll have to kill myself after I get my degree
>>25392655
I don't particularly like the taste, and I'm a moralfag so I tend to stay away from the stuff.
Then again there's a bottle of vodka in the house that was gifted to me a few months ago (the person didn't know me that well). I keep around for some strange reason, but if this night gets any worse, I'll chug the fucking thing.
>>25392660
Probably, our sad life is pretty common on this board. When I finish uni this year, maybe I can find a decent job and find some meaning in life.
2011 > 2010 > 2012 > dogshit > 2013 > 2015 > 2014
Coincidentally 2013 is the year I went to Uni
2016 already feeling shit.
who ready for 2017?
>>25392786
If you don't know what you are missing then maybe it doesn't feel so bad.
>>25392815
yes. good feet too.
>>25392892
>he fell for the uni meme
2016, where did it all go so wrong lads?
ANOTHER YEAR OF MISERY
>>25392840
fuck off you piece of shit faggot cunt
>>25392868
Wow anon, you're me
>>25392840
have a good un tildey mate
2016 is probably the year I kill myself
If dubs I'll get a gf this year and leave /r9k/ forever.
Happy New Year lads.
Did a repeat of last year and had a Downton Abbey party again. We dressed up in Edwardian outfits and watched the final episode together. Watching the fireworks on TV now. She seems happy.
Think this will be the year I go full homo.
tBh lads at the end of the bbc fireworks what was the scattish/irishit sounding song playing?
How's your 2016 been so far, lads?
Been good for me. Had a shot of whiskey, rubbed my balls with E45 cream and ate some chocolate coins.
>tfw got the first post of 2015 but no one cares because matey boy OP came up with a new thread
kill me now desu that was my highlight of 2016 and no one cared
>>25393034
Auld Lang Syne
Think this will be the year I go full normie.
Oh god
prepare for:
"How could you think like that? It's the year 2016 now, Jeeeze!!!"
>Drinking Banana Milkshake and eating posh Sausage rolls.
Living the life m8s.
What do you guys think of my 2016 leggings?
>>25393047
>first post of 2016
drunk desu don't even know what year it is
>2016
>Still browsing /r9k/
Living the good life at the start of 2016
>>25393039
Not great. Back with my parents so I feel bad about taking food and leaving my room after 10pm
>>25393039
And this is why I keep coming to 4chan. Thanks anon
POST WAIFUS
2016 EDITION
>>25393080
It leaves a nice ass effect
>>25393094
WEEABOOS KILL YOURSELF
RIGHT NOW EDITION
>new year new me
Gonna see how long I can do without fapping
>>25393053
ty famm!
>>25393086
>2016
>NEET
>celebrating posting on r9k
>in my bedroom alone
>got 6k in the bank to give me a comfortably NEET 2016
>getting drunk as fuck with plenty of booze still to go
Truly a great time to be alive
>>25393080
>tfw you'll never get drinks with Liara, Garrus and Tali
The SSV Normandy is the last place I remember fitting in.
>>25393132
sounds pretty comfy to me
>>25393124
I wanna fap but feel like I should try and have a week off at least
>you now remember 4chan before the response post links when you had to ctrl f your post number to see if anyone replied
How far we've come
>>25393094
I hope you can enjoy a wonderful year with your waifu, Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa waifu anon.
It's going to be a year without normies, chums! No social networking sites and no smartphones! Hurrah!
>>25393124
Already failed no fap 2016 desu.
Really feeling a wank atm
>>25393094
>>25393178
God bless your waifus, friends.
>>25393178
You too lad, you too.
who /bet365 slots/ here
>>25393290
Not me mate my money isn't so easily brainwashed from me by merchants
>gotta wake up early for work tomorrow
Great start to the year.
Just wanted to say I love you all. Heres to 2016 lads
>>25393015
Unlucky, but maybe be? Pls b dubs.
the calender is fucking full /britfeel/
it's fucking over
Really want a slice of toast but I've got no Warburtons super toastie green bread.
>21 and doing my AS levels
Is there a bigger loser than me in /britfeel/?
>tfw I've been doing the bare minimum of work and now only 4 months to prepare for exams
what nOw lads
AND THEN ONE DAY YOU FIND
TEN YEARS HAVE GOT BEHIND YOU
>>25393176
>70p freddo's
what the fuck
>>25393319
jokes on you mate I just won 50 quid from a 40p spin
>tfw 2015 was gonna be one of the worst years of my life but then i saved it at the last
never in doubt lads
>>25393397
Nothing wrong with that anon. I fucked my A-levels and went to a shit uni.
>>25393423
have fun losing it all, addict.
>>25393397
I never achieved anything higher than GCSE so I'll loser fight you bro
>>25393167
I really want to see if I stop fapping I can be more productive and happy and less depressed.
>>25393215
Try starting from tomorrow
>>25392715
ahahha for real nigga?
>>25393115
>he doesn't have a waifu
>he doesn't watch anime
Get out normie
>>25393124 Same, I'm trying to not fap for 1 mounth
>>25393176
>tfw still clicking on the image name rather than the thumbnail to open it avoiding interstitial ads
>>25393423
>implying you're going to stop now and ever be up from gambling
You know the merchants gave you that 50 quid because they know it'll make you give more back.
>>25392868
thought the same thing when i was a uni. well been a wageslave for over 2 years now and wish i had killed myself upon graduation. look forward to your next 50 years of wageslaving days senpai and happy new year
>want to play vidya
>want to watch stream instead if streamer is streaming
>not sure if stream's going to be on due to new years
charliewinsmore wu@
>Tfw drove out to a hill overlooking the city to watch the fireworks going off.
Was pretty nice. Have also just found out that re-runs of Eurotrash is playing on the Real Lives channel.
2016 is off to a nice start already.
Happy new year britfeels
>>25393397
I'm 22 and haven't done shit since I did very poorly on my GCSEs in year 11
>>25393124
Always start these no fap sesssions but I forget hours later and when I find myself masturbating from sheer habit I suddenly remember and just shrug it off.
Lads why does wallowing in your own self pity feel so good? I need to know so I can stop it.
>>25393484
>Try starting from tomorrow
I don't want to try.
The nofap people have a hidden Christian agenda, fapping is the only way I'll be able to ejaculate besides wet dreams, why deny myself?
>>25393397
Nah. I fucked up my A Levels and got rejected by every uni i applied to. That was back in 2011. I have done fuck all since then.
What are you planning to do? Uni?
>>25393397
I dropped out of uni in my third year, now I'm 23 and live with my parents and have a job that makes me want to die
>>25393553
It's just the emotional high you get from actually feeling something. I'm just numb if i'm not wallowing in self-pity. At least when you feel like shit you're actually feeling something.
>>25393579
should have done a foundation year boy
>>25393589
>dropping out in the last year
For what purpose? What job do you have as well?
Not like getting a degree matters too much. Basically everyone i know who went to uni and got a degree (some in STEM from pretty good unis too) are in shit jobs anyway.
Well goodnight, /britfeel/ see you in the morning.
>>25393540
Try find something to occupy yourself with. It's a good distraction to stop yourself from thinking about rubbing one off. I always end up doing it when I'm idle.
>>25393498
Good luck senpai desu
>>25393558
Because only the weak have such low self control. Maybe after sustaining for a while you will have the urge to go outside and find a grill to bust a nut with your God level testosterone
>>25393654
cute dick bro
>>25393579
Yeah, I want to go to uni.
Truth be told, I've already fucked up my AS levels twice and A2s once. I worked full-time for 8 months and now I'm funding another attempt. I'm incredibly high in the loser rankings, and I'm not saying that because /r9k/ has made me think that being a loser is cool.
I'm trying to apply for work experience at banks as well but I'm not optimistic. I've dug an enormous hole for myself.
>>25393652
It's about having connections
>>25393536
how do you fuck up GCSEs, I didn't even study and got mostly As with some Bs and a couple of A*
>>25393654
Goodnight mate, pleasant dreams.
>>25393633
Yeah, i was thinking about it. All though i have said it every year since then that i'm going to apply again (probably to a foundation year like you said), but i never have done and probably never will. I was meant to apply this year, even started a UCAS app and everything, but it's been untouched since like October and the deadlines in two weeks.
Don't even know if it would be worth it anymore.
I had a smoke and listened to the Tannhauser overture outside my empty student apartment block to bring in the new year. Everyone is back in their home towns/cities or out so I'm alone here.
2016 is going to be a shit year.
>>25393677
should have enrolled on an access to HE lad; i started one at 22, completed one year of study then got into uni.. easy
>any lewd image on 4chan is enough to have me breaking out in a wank
Is there something wrong with me?
ANOTHER YEAR AND THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY
JUST ONE MORE YEAR AND THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awAp5UGpncY
>>25393662
>God level testosterone
There's a small increase after about 7 days but after that there's no more improvement. Either way, nobody on this board is going to convice a lady to do sex with them regardless of how much testosterone they have.
>>25393688
Didn't do any of the coursework and barely showed up for any exams
I used to skip school all the time toplay runescape and WoW
>>25393682
Yep. The only guy who i know who went only got a good job, because his dad got him a job where he works.
>tfw spending new year shitposting
>>25393625
Good answer.
I go through life assuming that most people feel as miserable as I do, but no one is openly a misery guts. It got me thinking, do they wallow in the highs of emotion (from the social interaction and social media likes they couldn't live without) in the same way we wallow in self pity and sadness? Is that how they , like us, can live ignoring obvious truths about humanity? Because of the same (although opposite) emotional high?
Are we. as the majority of humans, being tugged along through this mundane existence by our emotional pubic hairs?
>>25393652
I stopped going to lectures, didn't do a dissertation. I think starting on SSRIs and a tricyclic was the real thing that sent me into a death spiral of being too behind and too anxious/autistic to get help. I also hated my course had no friends and drank to cope with these. I only muddled through to 3rd year on acing the exams and doing no coursework, I hated projects especially group shit.
I'm now an underpaid technical copywriter
>>25393760
this happens a LOT
>>25393724
how old are you now?
comment
>tfw you want to do something productive but you can't decide what and you should have been asleep 2 hours ago
>Drunkenly made a POF account the other night
>Rewrote it today
>Here it will stand getting no messages for eternity
Dunno how to feel lads, was just gunna delete it but I dont think it will matter either way.
>>25393397
I'm 23 and still haven't finished uni. Final year but I'll have to have redo two modules, which means I won't finish till Christmas 2016 instead of this June or whatever. Even then it'll be a 2.2 degree.
This is a sad new year for me. Worried about the future and feel like I'm getting too old. My close friends all have jobs now. Some of them actually managed REALLY good jobs too. One is a senior programmer, the other got a job at jaguar land rover last year.
Happy new year though lads. Hope you aren't sat here feeling feels trying to forget like me. Times like this, I really wish I could just drink. Probably a good thing I can't.
>family has gone to bed
>just put my bottle of smirnoff outside
>browsing /r9k/ while I wait for it to cool
happy new year everyone, I hope 2016 is kind to you
>>25393862
>tfw you want to do something productive and know exactly what but should have started 8 years ago
>>25393807
Eng lit here, how'd you get into copywriting?
>>25393881
I'm 24, got suspended during my final year, got a criminal record, living with parents and will probably end up with a 2:2
>>25393080
back to /vg/ you go
>>25393733
a3 and a6 are my favourites
>>25393397
yes, I'm 23 and have done nothing past gcse.
>going to uni
fucking normies
>>25393864
My friend "came out" to me the other day and revealed he has a number of dates lined up through January. It amazed me that he was using dating apps and websites behind my back, and that he had been very successful with them. It really demoralized me because I realized that he, with a job, car and rich family wasn't like me at all. The only reason I love him is because we've been friends for so long but if I were to meet him today I'd dismiss him as a normie.
I just wonder how long it is until he stops talking to me entirely.
>tfw constant pain in your left arm from a football injury you picked up 10 years ago and couldn't receive treatment from because the NHS constantly fobbed you of and it's constantly gotten worse where you are now at the point of being unable to even sleep because of the pain and every word you type is agony
I hope they private the NHS and put all the cunt doctors to work in the gulags desu. Anyone know if I can sue? If not I'll go blow some of the cunts up and pretend I was a white jihadist just to piss the left off.
>>25393904
I applied did a test and then some IQ test bullshit then a 2 hour interview and waited and was then offered the job.
I remember talking to an english grad before doing the test, it was funny because I hadn't read the job ad properly, and he asked me if had done any of that kind of work before and my reply gave away how clueless I was. guess he had a shit tier IQ.
>>25393984
Yes plenty of people sue the nhs very successfully
>>25393971
>I just wonder how long it is until he stops talking to me entirely.
As soon as he finds a romantic interest desu senpai
Happened to me a few times over the years.
>>25393864
the rule of internet dating sites is that the guy MUST initiate. the ratio is usually 2/1 male membership over female. Ladies have zero incentive to initiate because they are too busy shoveling out mountains of messages from thirsty fags
>>25393984
Go back to the doctor senpai.
got root beer, wings, and playing tf2 into the new year.
comfy times
>>25394036
That post is pretty american desu
25, never did anything past secondary school except work one shit job for a couple of years. Who else fucked here?
Also >tfw no gf
>>25393750
lol i used to play RS and wow at that time too, never really skipped school though since my one used to ring home if you were absent at morning registration.
>>25394009
yeah, usually the way it goes
>>25393989
In my experience 80% of Eng grads just study it by default because they're dumb
>>25394012
Yeah well aware of that baka
Probably should just delete it
>>25394019
I intend too mate and I anticpiate his response of 'lel just walk it off m8 haha XD gib 100k now pls tax payers'
Anyone watched Genshiken? Worthwhile?
>>25394054
got my hijab, quran, and playing farming simulator into the new year.
comfy times
what are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS26orQu-js
is there a more melancholic track in existence?
>>25394131
Yeah worth a watch, 3rd series is kinda different too so if the first two don't click then try that one
>>25394131
It's shit, sounds fun, I know but it isn't
now fuck off
>>25394059
what do you do now? on bennies?
>>25394059
Me too, I shoulda went to college looking back, I might have made a friend or something, oh well.
what you lot doing
>>25394036
>root beer
Tastes like mouthwash, fucking foul stuff.
>>25394180
Playing on sacred 3
>>25394180
just had a below average wank, might play some soulstorm or something
>>25394180
Getting fucked and listening to Alice in Chains
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT'S MY DRUG OF CHOOOOICE
WELL WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
I DON'T GO BROOOOOKE
AND I DO IT A LOT
>>25392352
I want a black flag tattoo but I'm not an anarchist
what do
>>25393677
if you're not fucking about and seriously put the effort in, being 21 doesn't mean shit, son.
>>25394146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPjV4Y73Seo
darkthrone is GOAT 2bh
>>25393845
22original comment and all that, ok still not original
>>25394151
Rude, dude. Is hostility any way to open the year?
>>25394216
>tfw I feel so alone gunna end up a big old pile of them bones
>>25394239
>band tattoos
>tattoos
please don't normie
>>25394239
Become an anarchist
>>25394287
love tattoos lad
Don't have any tho kek
Could I join here even if I'm not a sissy Brit?
>>25393881
>Even then it'll be a 2.2 degree.
Do everything you can to get at least a 2:1. A 2:2 is literally worthless.
>>25394312
Depends. What ARE you?
>>25394273
>>25394295
You fucked up there cunt.
>>25394083
I was at the job centre doing job experience and there was this girl who said she wanted to get into copywriting. And I sort of had a bit of laugh to myself because its a shithole nothern town and here she is at the job centre saying she wants to get into copywriting, the work coach asked her if she had considered a career in retail.
I guess getting this job and it being awful is my penance for laughing at her
>>25394146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PWkN9viNxA
If you're a real robot you need to listen to Alice in Chains desu
>tfw it's my birthday on the 15th
>tfw my dad pre-ordered me overwatch
feels good
>>25394336
A cheeky Dutchy.
>>25394146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS8m44KjGGU
Props for posting something off my fave album though brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pp9DC56hh8
Full album link if anyone fancies a listen to it in entirety. T-Third time lucky..
>>25394339
I know SHAME SHAME SHAAAAAAAME
lads the muslim girls in my uni are cute tbqh
>>25394146
getting cosy to this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>>25394336
A sissy Amerigordo obviously
>>25394335
>A 2:2 is literally worthless.
Not true
A third is
>>25394308
lad i think not having structure would be fucking disastrous
I'll have to read on it but fuck me,
>>25394364
them bones, angry chair and would are my favourites
>>25394368
Dutch people are autstic
(citation Louis Van Gall, Gus Hiddink)
>>25393969
It's better than having to work. Literally the only reason i went, so i could escape having to wageslave for a few more years. Closest i'll get to being NEET again without actually being NEET
>>25394373
>it makes this post twice, deletes it both times then posts it again
what did it mean by this?
>Got best GCSEs out of my circle of friends
>Thought I could go to Oxbridge
>Ended up getting Ds at A-level
>Somehow envious of a friend who did a computing BTEC and is studying games technology at a shitty local uni
>>25394373
God damn son, Mogwai and Have a Nice Life. Good taste.
>>25394146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVdEqBbr4k
An old favourite
>>25394426
First post had 3 working links and one dead
Second post had 1 working link and 3 dead
Third post got it spot on
My room smarts to smell like solvents when I turn on my laptop and I think it's making me retarded. What do I do?
>>25394422
It's van Gaal you poofter.
>>25394426
Fucked up a link in the original, Copy pasted to repost, the copy pasted shit didnt come out as links. third time was the charm. Ive been drinking the lonliness away please no bully.
>>25393730
I want to do this, but access to HE in business. Can you tell me what it was like?
>>25394473
God damn retard but at least you have good taste
>>25394146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TOB2McGSVw
i've been going so fast recently that I am not even normalweight anymore
bulking back up with peanuts and wholemilk
>>25394415
Look it's not realistic but in a Utopian society we would't need cops because if anyone was being a cunt our friends would just beat them to death, we'd all agree on a way to dispose of our own rubbish, I'd help put your house out if it were on fire and everyone would learn some fucking responsibility. And a lack of responsibility would be punished severely..
I'm not an anarchist politically speaking because only in some magical Utopia world could it work but fundamentally it is sound.
>>25394117
>>Here, let's take a massive amount of money for a service that might not even treat you right
>>But at least it's not AMERICAN STYLE HEALTHCARE!!!! THAT'S ALL PRIVATE!
>>25394472
>don't disrespct muh Dutch culture
Fuck off you stoned prozzy fucker
>>25394368
Folkert?
>>25394531
go back to your trump thread ameriburger
>>25394531
Are you mimicking the qt audience?
>>25394516
Anarchy is a cool idea, the only issue is that it requires everyone to be on board so is most likely to work on a small scale
Sadly small groups of people cannot be recognised or respected by the other governments because it means those governments accepting that some people want to be free and independent, and even worse, the ability to leave shows that people are not automatically property of the state
>>25394335
Can't. Too late for that. It's impossible now, those two modules I have to redo will be capped. I can't get a 2.1. I fucked up badly.
I think I would just drop out at this point but I met someone online and we have a second date in like a week. I'm worried that dropping out will mean they will just not bother with me, I mean, who wants to date a loser who dropped out on the final year? I'm already punching above what I can with being out of their league and all. Dropping out will be the final nail in the coffin.
>>25394499
I did access to science. Seem to remember the course was intense - especially toward the end. Content was very relevant, interesting and it set me up perfectly for uni. Would do one again senpai.
>>25394562
I'm British m8
>>25394576
Or the QT panel, and most of the British population
>>25394531
>>25394117
>wanting to be intentionally misdiagnosed in order to boost profits
Yanks out, plz.
>>25394430
if you had to revise to get them grades then I have bad news. Gcse is absolute poverty tier, I never went to school and I came out with 11 GCSEs and im not even smart
>>25394603
What do you do now? Have you finished uni?
>>25394548
No, I'm far greater probably.
I'm just joking, I'm actually an antisocial loser, are you suprised?
>>25394653
To get the Ds? I basically left my revision until the last week.
>>25394430
Are you me? I have the exact same friend too.
It's fucking depressing. I'm happy for the guy but at school I was in Set 1 (top set for the smart kids) and he was in Set 4, the set below him was for literal retards with learning difficulties and mental illnesses. Now he's really happy, has loads of friends, studies a subject that he loves, has a qt gf and has his own car.
>>25394655
I'm a civil engineer - graduated from uni in 2012.
>>25394653
Yeah, i don't know how anyone fails GCSEs unless you don't go to exams or whatever. I'm dumb as fuck and got mostly A's and some B's.
>>25394516
I understand that it would work in a utopian society, but growing up on a council estate, I have no faith of a utopian society ever coming into existence. I've always been geared towards looking after our own, hence why I am against foreign aid and against europe. I'm not even /pol/, I just see laissez faire the way forward.
>>25393080
>tfw cant even tell if that's a trap
lads help
>>25394531
Don't listen to the haters mate, they're britfeelers who stubbed their toe once and had a good doctor to give them a bandage for it. Once the get fucked over like I have they won't have much to say.
>hurr that's just you
This kid I knew in school
>people in school played a game where you punch people for fun
>kid got bunched in the arm
>got in in a nerve and passed out smashing his face into the desk
>swallowed half his teeth
>gets surgery on NHS to remove them
>they drop one of his teeth back into his body somewhere
>'lel hey we got most of your teeth but we dropped one back in you somewhere sorry walk it off lel XD'
>went private and they sorted him out
Fuck the NHS they are a shite organisation stealing money from the British public so they can house dying old people and can't even look after them properly.
Another little diddy
>brother is a low tier footballer
>gets an ankle injury
>Goes NHS doctor
>'lele that's football mate walk it off XD'
>never gets better and can barely play for a year
>realise wife's private health insurance from work covers immediate family
>Goes to private practice
>you've torn a UCL should have had surgery a year ago
>gets surgery is playing again albeit losing a year of football and being able to walk
Again, fuck the NHS.
>>25394717
>A's and some B's.
>'s
>dumb as fuck
right
Who /Grimecuck/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWFTyamEZrU
>>25394740
Does it really matter what the genitals are?
Were "fembot" threads always been this common?
>>25394746
GCSEs are almost a given senpai. Spell your name correctly etc . .
>>25394769
Yes lad it does I want to put my dick inside of a vagina and thus can't be attracted to things I know don't have one.
>>25394740
the bodyfat distribution is definitely female you fucking retard. there literally are no traps who look like that.
>>25394798
Just how educated do you think I am on females?
>>25394795
Wow well that's quite bigoted of you.
It's 2016, maybe you should grow up and act like it.
>>25394792
I was agreeing with you man, only retards can't get apostrophes right
>>25394756
Not heard that track before, it's really nice
>>25394837
kek
>tfw the extra year will add more weight to that shit in the eyes of normies
Just had first wank of 2016 lads; just blew a fucking massive load. Felt britty good baka baka senpai desu.
(had to change my t shirt btw)
>>25394745
Yeah, the worst thing about it is that the NHS is basically the UK's secular religion. Criticizing it gets you shouted down if you're a member of the public and crucified if you are a politician.
All those people sound like they got the worst end of a system that tries to push people through asap instead of taking time to treat them. I hope they're alright now.
>>25394852
not a song of her but still nice video about grimes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xXnte2zbsw
always watching this when I'm high on dxm, feels lovely ._.
>>25394866
what was you watching man?
feeling a wank coming on myself
>>25394866
>doesn't wank naked
really?
>>25394828
you dont need to ever had sex to be able to tell this. I'm virgin too. just gawking at women alot
>>25394915
nigger pussy baka senpai
>>25394937
I guess i'm just not smart/observant enough, started getting fucking suspicious of every picture claiming to be the poster.
>you will never be extrovert
>forever an introvert sperglord
>Wanted to do something productive
>Didn't want to go to sleep, even though that would've been the most productive thing
>Organised my downloads folder
>Currently clearing my email inbox, subscribing from mailing lists, etc.
why arent you faggots offing yourselves right now? itd be the biggest NYE "fuck you" to the normies
just watched that martian film. enjoyable. got me through the depressing evening
>tfw speed upgrade
>>25395006
>didn't get proper socialisation as a kid
>now you're going to suffer because of it for life
>>25394909
That's really dreamy, I love it. Much better than the slowed down version he posted, but I reckon it could sound better if it was originally mixed to that tempo rather than skewing the sound like it did.
>>25395055
well, this is part of the reason but DESU i think it all boils down to genetics. i always was a weird kid. went to multiple psychatrists because of this. always been an annoying asspie. SINCE kindergarden. destroying kids stuff and such. i cant blame them normies for hating me.
anyone here want to fight?
i'll fight you anywhere any time any place, I just want to fucking feel something
I'll buy you a pint aftwerwards
>>25395055
>earliest memory is being alone and not knowing where my mum is
Thanks psychologay A-level teaching me all the ways I'm spaz
>>25395115
I only fight girls pal.
WITH MY COCK.
been a pretty pukka year so far desu
>>25395052
>tfw plusnet
jfmsu
>>25395190
>>tfw plusnet too
Semi-reliable, but slow.
>>25395160
>not fighting boys with your cock
gaylord
>>25395190
>tfw it started out slower than i used to get but gradually increased
feels relieved man
Can't you get Virgin in your area? It's amazing.
>Looking at apartments in Yeovil
>87 quid a week, apartment looks fairly nice
Hmm
>>25395216
>not fucking boys with your cock instead of fighting
turbofaggot
>tfw no longer at uni to make all your puny Internets look like shit
>Whole family is fat as fuck
>All they do is fucking eat all the time
>I keep a small selection of snacks in my room so I can eat them at my own pace
>This morning had a packet of cheese doritoes, 3 apples, a 12 pack of Kinder Maxi chocolate I got for christmas with 8 left and a small bag of chocolate coins
>Family had 2 boxes of quality street, 2 boxes of celebrations, 4 boxes of roses and 1 box of cadbury heroes
>half of them are already gone
>literally all I ask is that I am allowed to enjoy my own food without it being taken from me
>dad came upstairs a few minutes ago
>a tub of quality street in one hand and a tub of celebrations in the other
>looked at me
>walked over to MY FUCKING FOOD
>laughed and said 'son, I think quality street needs a Mosque in multicultural britain'
>opens my doritoes
>pours half into the quality street box
>grabs 7 of the 8 kinder max bars
>says 'these are the mosques towers, the doritoes are the main building'
>opens the celebrations
>throws the coins in
>'guess they are celebrating a pay rise'
>walks off
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW IS THIS FAIR?
The worst thing is that they accuse me of being 'antisocial' if I don't have any of their chocolate because they view it as a big family gatheting. fuck this shit
>>25395398
>tfw mussies cuck you out of your doritoes
love you lot
in a really lazy mood can someone tell me this is worth reading or not
>>25395398
>>25395608
not really desu desu
desu senpai senpai
og
>get invited to new year party
>all going well
>they bring out lie detector that electric shocks if lying
>get asked if im a virgin
>lie and say no
>it shocks me
>everyone laughs
happy new year
>>25395583
love you too bae
Lets see how fast britfeel is in 2016.
http://www.speedtest.net/wave/c51ea522b3a1a03a
baka desu senpai senpai senpai senpai baka
I got some gift cards for christmas so now i have 50 quids worth of ebay/amazon credit
what should I get lads?
>spend until 5am in revolution club
>pajeets get refused while wearing smart casual apparently their black leather shoes arent allowed
>i get in with smart casual and climbing boots
>there are white guys in t shirts inside
>decent amount of male pakis n other minorities
HAHAHAHA
>>25395687
why do they bother showing megabits per second when everyone uses megabytes per second?
even in the adverts they say '50 meg download speed', it's intentionally misleading
>>25395687
2nd place
fug.
>>25395776
Yeah I guess it's to rip off the dumb normies that can't tell the difference.
>>25395776
GIGA
BIT
PIPE
>>25395033
fuck me
been meaning to clean up my computer etc since august 2014
still have tho, 0 fuckin motivation
>>25395687
>Ee High Speed Internet
>High speed
>poverty connection
Thanks lad, gave me a right fucking laugh.
>>25395653
lmao it's controlled by someone who presses it if they think it would be funny to make you out to be a liar and you fell for it
unlucky mate
baka desu senpai
lajdsl;fjasdl;fjal;sdfj;lasdawerfasd
Is it still cool to be a member of UKIP, lads?
Which is the best party for NEETs?
>>25393080
Fuck off you slutty whore.
>christmas flied by
>even NYE is over already
if this time keeps passing by so fast i will soon become depressed i think lads
fuck lads I've been wasting all my time. all of it.
>>25396236
Fuck off mate there's no wonder girls don't like posting here when they get cunty responses like this.
>>25396272
>Wanting girls to post here
Go fuck yourself, normie.
I think, just something temporary for tomorrow whilst something new is organised.
good nye lads
>>25393080
i've seem this image posted too many times before anon pls
>>25396342
no idea why she reposts it so much
>>25396301
maybe a complete new background, or new wojak
>>25396414
new wojak would need redrawing by a pro artist.
new bg obviously.
this tune just came to mind....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpHplgvVYaM
looked for hixxy remix but no dice
>>25396471
get SIR to do it
Anyone want to listen to Til The End with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4qHmryJYs0
link
>>25396513
who is SIR?
I know somebody has been doing versions of it. seems they would be the best person to do it.
meh, this is a conversation for tomorrow desu.
>>25396587
I didn't even mean to redraw the entire work, just use a different appearance (different clothes or something )
>>25396724
well I just meant it would be good if we could get the original artist to do it, so it had the same style.
but whatever, off to bed. night night.
>last /britfeel/ standing
>>25396539
what an amazing sendoff
RIP lemmy
i shouldn't still be drinking
PLEASE MEET ME SOMEONE FOR A PINT OR SOMETHING
I HAVE NO FRIENDS
IM NOT EVEN AUTISTIC
JUST LONELY
FUCCKKKK
>>25396937
Why not anon, I just poured myself a new big gin and lemonade
>>25396966
WHERE DO YOU LIVE ?
>>25396983
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
comment
>>25396966
>>25397010
>claim to be lonely
>be a faggot to someone offering a possible olive branch
>>25397113
>merely 9 fucking minutes have passed and ur bumping your fucking question twice
>>25397113
what?
comment
>>25397132
I'm too drunk to give a fuck
Go die alone, like I care youshit
>>25397179
wow
very rude
I hope this is the yea that I finally die. Happy new year niggers.
>>25397179
i wasn't even the faggot who said he was lonely, i was just an observer you fucking asshole.
Tfw also lonely
Tfw I'll talk to someone on Skype
:(
>>25397310
I didn't understand your post and spoke out of turn, I am sorry anon.
Lonely anon, if you post at least an approximate location you are much more likely to find someone who might want to hang out or chat shit
>No new posts
What are you all, normies?
>>25397505
Just too drunk to post shit man
>>25397505
nout to talk about
>>25397538
>too drunk
So yeah you're a normie?just kidding it's nice to have a reply just so I feel less lonely
>>25392583
Nope, fuck you anon. This year is going to be different, it's going to be successful. If you're not positive you will be shit on
>>25397598
I am drinking alone while my parents are in bed
This is probably the most sad I've ever been on a holiday.
Tired tbqh lads.
>>25397718
where are ya?
why you sad?
>>25397672
You're in bed with your parents?
what
>>25397778
No, they are in bed, I am at my laptop in my home office.
Sorry for the confusuion i am drunk
>>25397841
>in my home office
you have a home office? Lucky bastard
>>25397841
but you wrote your post correctly, this guy is just a fucking retard >>25397778
>>25397929
Well I do have autism
>>25397924
It was my brothers bedroom
Just home from a normie event lads, been hit on by so many guys it's disgusting. Why do benders assume that just because I have a beard I want to bum them?
>>25398025
fuck you man.
being a lonely gay robot is probably the deepest form of suffering
>>25397983
your brother has an office?
>>25398045
I'm not rude about it in person and actually apologise for not wanting to dent their shit but just want a girl to reach out and stroke me ;_;
>>25398025
Because a beard is the signal gay guys use to signal other gays.
Straight people don't have facial hair.
>>25398123
>Straight people don't have facial hair.
Your stereotyping is why less tolerant aren't so inclusive.
>>25398099I would kill for a guy to hit on meHell I would kill to be invited to a a new years party
so lonely
>NORMIES WANNA BE ME
FEELS GOOD
SOMEBODY TELL EM THEY WON'T BE ME
>>25398245
I'll hit you anon.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU ROBOTS!
>>25398245
>I would kill for a guy to hit on me
>Be bear looking fucker
>Show concern for flattening lesser beings on dancefloor
>Don't react badly to people (guys) touching beard
>About then guys try touching my ass
2bh I got 4 drinks bought for me but I'd rather get one 5/10 in my phone book
I went out and got pissed tonight for the first time in like a year.
It was fun for like an hour and the other 7 were shit and now I feel like shit.
Not worth it. Atleast I have /britfeel/.
>>25397369
post your user
>>25398393
Yea mate going out is a normie meme that's how they feel included so they can take selfies of themselves being 'out' #out#lads#NYE it's all bullshit desu mate they're just as miserabel as you and they're searching for a gf harder than you are but can't hate them for it they were engineered to be this way if they weren't we'd be starting the revolution already
anybody else still remember when 9/11 happened?
Now look at us.
time is a turd.
>>25398938
Don't understand point? Millennials want to preserve fragility of being by recording themselves?
>>25398964
THAT SCENE SEEMED SO LONG AGO BUT NOW WE'RE HERE.
RECORDING THEMSELVERS?
DO YOU MEAN HISTORY? BECAUSE THAT'S ALL HUMANS DO!
GENES MOTHERFUCKER. GENES!
I'm a Brit abroad, this thread always makes me miss home.... Happy New Year robots
>>25399013
I've done too much cake to know what you mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
>>25399080
State current location bongbot. Happy new year.
>>25399092
i thought i had a month to cross the road.
>>25399186
That's made up from prague
I was about to make a post moaning about shit tonight that has made me feel bad but I just cant even be bothered, you know? Whats even the point
>>25399718
And yet you managed anyway. It's going to be a great year.
