Robert
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
alternative
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
ROBERT
ICE
CREAM
TRUCK
>>79576039
2nd for ICE CREAM TRUCK
Late Night Ice Cream Trucks?
>>79576039
WA FAG BINGO GENERAL
POST EM IF YOU GOT EM ANON
>98642
>DABS DABS DABS FOR SHOTS FIRED
> NO ROBERTS DOWN KEK PLEASE
I need the based black roman candle dude to deliver real quick
TACTICAL ICE CREAM TRUCKS
WTF is an icecream truck doing out at this time of night?
>>79576154
JUST WATCHING CHICAGO BURN BRING THE HEAT
>THE WAGES OF SIN 10-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
>>79576154
(((IF IF IF IF))) EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>79576194
selling drugs
so is something actually happening or wtf?
also
>chicago fire
>>79576194
Selling ice cream
>>79576154
yfw you haven't hit a Bingo yet
Left to jerk off. Is some anon supposed to deliver somehow?
>>79576154
Welcome Robert. Here's my rolling log...
So far tonight..
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>>79576039
Ice cream trucks are frowned upon
TACTICAL ICE CREAM TRUCK SELLING HIGH CAPACITY ICE CREAM COOKIES
>>79576194
budweiser truck brother is here
ROBERT DOWN ROBERT DOWN????
fireworks bro never delivered
>>79576039
Fireworks noganon was full of shit
>>79576172
He delivered earlier already when he launched them at 10:05, and there was a call about fireworks in the alley a min or two after the 10:22 claim
>>79576194
Selling ice cream
Still waiting on roman candle black dude to deliver.
Their pretty busy tonight....
No fucking way. I think I heard the madman screaming "ROBERT!" in the background.
>>79576154
ICE CREAM EDITION
>MOVE ALONG
GUYS IM THE ICECREAM TRUCK DRIVER. I WAS JUST ON THE SCANNER. WHAT MEME SHOULD I DO? IM LITERALLY JUST SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHY THE FUCK
Needs more fireworks
when is robert? is robert midnite?
>looking to make extra money
>become an uber driver
>forget you live in chiraq
>get shot
SORRY FOR THE DELAY . WE XANT FUCKING GET NEAR WE WOULD GET CAUGHT. TRYING NOT TO GET FUCKING ARRESTED. WILLIAMS ST GIVE ME TILL 10:30 I WILL SEND PICTURES TBIS IS LEGIT
>>79576212
Good point.
BUT.
They can take your phone and your car. Uber won't let you carry while in service.
>>79576154
RIVER OF BLOOD
anons never delivers.
fucking shitposters.
>>79576366
You have 3 minutes you son o fa bitch.
>>79576366
Nigger
>>79576349
TURN ON THE ICECREAM MUSIC
Whats the Robert meme? Is he a dispatcher?
>>79576366
WE DID IT WE JUST SCREAMED ROBERT DID T LICK UP
>>79576337
I heard it too, I'm not sure if it was "robert", but there was some kind of distant roar.
>>79576366
SHOUT ABOUT LORD KEK
>>79576366
??????????????
>yeah, they call me Runaway. Maybe you've heard of me?
>black on black
nigger confirmed
>>79576349
Return to your garage close the garage door and level the engine on.
>>79576366
dubs can't lie, post a pic to not disappoint kek. also, get closer, advertise your ice cream the loudest.
>The sassy dispatcher's got the giggles
>>79576366
Deliver my little Niggraqi that's all we ask. Deliver something.
Runaway black on black!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
>>79576349
Give free bane popsicles
>fireworks
ANON
>>79576251
>SHOTS FIRED
>KEYS
>DOA
>Girl laid flat out in KFC parking lot
>Dispatch bantz
>UBER NOT LISTENING
>Hispanics with backpacks cannot be trusted
>KEYS
>10-4's now called in with 20lbs of despair and sass
> she was black with a black jacket and some...black on it... i uhh.. i dunno, everything was BLACK
>>79576259
just started the gray one anon. lots of fun being had, post yours baka.
>>79576154
>turn on stream
>hear bottles and fireworks within 5 seconds
>>79576349
TURN ON THE MUSIC AND KEEP CIRCLING THE BLOCK TILL SOMEONE COMPLAINS
>>79576482
>not listing the hatless menace plaguing the windy city
>>79576420
Since you're new here you have to play the drinking game.
Starting in about 15 minutes, you have to do a shot every time you hear "robert" coming across the scanner.
Just make sure to pin the phone number of your next of kin on your chest before you start.
>Stole a necklace
>Name "Runaway"
>Dispatcher laughs
Are the police in Chicago so far gone that they have to take refuge in their own good humor?
>>79576413
> I'm in
INJUN COMING OUT OF NAVY PIER
>>79576435
easy on the leaf
>>79576366
Fuck you and kill yourself in reverse order.
WE SHOT THE FUCKING FIREWORKS AND SCREAMED ROBERT
PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING
took off his apartment door!
SAVAGE LANDLORD
LANDLORD TOOK OUT APARTMENT DOOR
>landlord just ripping the door out of its frame
>>79576555
This is nothing but a comedy show to them because of how much nonsense happens in Chimpcongo.
>the landlord took off his apartment door
>Disturbance with landlord
>Landlord took off apartment door
WHAT?
>Anonymous caller
Is there a madman in our midst?
>piss off landlord
>landlord takes off apartment door
LANDLORD TOOK OFF HIS APARTMENT DOOR
>>79576610
>I WILL SEND PICTURES TBIS IS LEGIT
well we waitng
>>79576664
I don't think that's legal under landlord/tenant law.. also grand theft door.
>land lord took tenants door
Just fuck my whole shit up with zika bih
>>79576366
this fucking guy. be safe anon :^)
>Landllord removed apartment door
I bet the rent is late again
>>79576674
R A R E
A
R
E
> you fix the damn door
Rami went too far
anybody know addresses or have any locs of open webcams that we can harness for our intel gathering?
HEY DUMB SHITS
>>79576726
>implying the rent is ever paid
who is robert?
>>79576610
Didn't get anything.
>>79576039
I am attempting OC.
wakin up chillen
>>79576172
https://youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
FIREWORK COMPLAINTS
WAKIN' UP THE CHILDREN
LOTS OF FIREWORKS AND WAKIN UP DA CHILDREEN
>fireworks goin off
I don't know what this is all about but I like these threads
> LOOTLUM, LUDLUM, DEY WAKIN' UP DEM CHITTLINS
>>79576784
I wouldn't pay either. I mean, the rent is too damn high
10 laddies
TEN LADIES GOIN AT IT
OH MY!
OH MY
TEN LADIES GOING AT IT
10 monkey fight tonight!
>10 ladies goin at it
oh my
>10 ladies goin at it
did I hear that right
10 LADIES
OH MY
TWO LADIES GOING AT IT
OH MY!
10 FIGHTING NIGGERETTES
>TEN WOMAN BRAWL
oh my
DEY WAKIN UP THE CHILRENS
TEN LADIES FIGHTING ALL AT ONCE
>stay back
FIREWORKS, FIREWORKS EVERYWHERE
>10 ladys going at it
>"About 10 ladies goin' at it"
ABOUT TEN LADIES GOIN AT IT
>oh my~!
>10 ladies going at it
>oh my
top kek niggers should be gassed
>10 ladies going at it
>"oh my"
>"stay back, that could get... you know"
10 lady cat fight!
>FIREWORKS
>FIGHTS
>DOORS COMING OFF APARTMENTS
BEST THREAD
10 WOMEN
>10 ladies going at it
>stay back
>>79576366
>fireworks waking up the kids
is that you negro?
>>79576903
nigger war
>10 ladies going at it
10 ladies Goin at it
>oh my, any weapons?
>tfw no streams
11 15 Adam
>10-15 laddies going at it
any weapons Robert?
>no, they getting at it though
oh, well stay back Robert <3
kawii as fuck.
>>79576039
OP HERE. HALFTIME AT PROVIDENCE PARK
10 PEOPLE FIGHTING
THEYRE WOMEN
>ten ladies going at it
>oh my!
>stay back.. that could get... you know
>>79576903
nogwarts
fireworks waking up the children
FIGHT
10 ladies going at it
OH MY!
>Stay out of it!
my motherfucking sides chicago
from the other night, not my oc
honey bunches of foot traffic.. stay alert.. stay safe.
We need an actual chat so you fags stop spamming everything you hear
SHOTS FIRED
This is better than the tv, chimpcago is the gift that keeps on giving.
Just in pics of landlord with tenants door :)
#notmyalley
Chicago has a fireworks show going on at Navy Pier. I think they're about to let out.
You know what that means.... massive crowds of people with nothing to do.
>>79577136
Here's some dubs
>>79576610
WE HAVE 2 MORE SHOTTINF AT 10:42 GUYS WE FOUND COP WE WERE ON SCANNER TWICE
>>79577126
It's apart of the fun, nigger.
>gunshots reported by anon
Yessh drink again.
whats check yo keys i missed that
>>79577030
>>79577031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEoK5Ql10pY
dam guys I am on 5th and Adams and just saw this a few minutes ago. I need to move out of this fucking city.
Why hasn't someone started a live TV show where they follow around cops in Chicago at night?
Would be great tv
How big is everyone's penis?
>>79577126
Fuck off
>>79577065
>>79577030
>yfw they're all 400 lb short, loud ashy whalebeasts
>you have no face
>>79577200
KEK IS HERE
>>79577247
>live
thats why
>>79577200
G00d on ya m88
>>79576039
OP here.
My phone will die soon, can someone make the next thread later?
Foot pursuit!
9 or 10 ladies fighting lolol
Is that a foot chase I hear?
>>79577210
point them at each other you irredeemable faggots
>>79576039
>>79576039
>>79576039
>>79576039
hey guys, my first time in this thread. hoping for some good action. i hear a cop running on foot!! looking good already
62 Adam, godspeed
>>79577247
oh thx let me get on that.
>>79577126
fuck off nigger lover
>>79577210
be a hero... aim it at the patrol car and run like you're back in Kenya.
>>79577247
you'd never get a film permit approved
how do you hear anything on this shit
it all sounds unintelligible
>>79577248
8.5 inch cock here, 2 cans
FOOT CHASE ON MOZART
>>79577188
>>79577200
the fire rises
>>79577248
dont worry about it big boy
>>79577126
nigger detected
>>79577274
Don't ruin my fantasy
CHASE THAT BEANER BACK ACROSS THE BORDER
>yfw a composer whos been dead for years is in chicago
ONE IN CUSTODY
I'm new to these threads. Who is Robert? That's my name too.
WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHWHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS ATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEWHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS YS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS WHATS CHECK YO KEYS
>>79577248
take two hotwheels cars and put them together and that's my benis
>>79577301
Holy shit you're a women soccer game?
>>79577301
Yea
>>79577362
Fucking this or you did nothing of actual note.
>>79577405
>OUT OUT OUT
>>79577436
Check yo keys
>>79577248
the plastic end of a shoelace
>>79577436
basically reminding cops not to lock their keys in the car when they go on a foot pursuit
>>79577126
> guy who left to jack off earlier
>>79577522
kek
>>79577301
once it gets close to 300 posts people will be competing to be the OP
>>79577518
does the car lock in front doors when they close it?
>>79577507
Aglet.
>>79577409
AND IS CURRENTLY IN A POLICE FOOT CHASE
RUN MOZART RUN
>>79577325
same friend, I joined right before
>10 women
>>79577585
yeah auto lock
>>79577522
Yes.
DRUMOND
>"Fluids leaking from the vehicle"
>Fireworks all over the place
>his name is drama and hes in the car
keemstar
>>79577586
thanks comfy, that was on the tip of my brain but I couldn't find it.
>BLOCKING BOTH LANES
>>79577518
that isnt what that means rofl
>>79577627
i couldnt do that shit then
ON DA ROOF
75 minutes to respond
> keep pressure on that wound
Firework sniper on the roof!
>>79577586
faglet amirite
>we got a male on the roof
>he's shooting of fireworks
>>79577442
Forced to go with family. At least the players are qt af
>>79577451
Thnx oniichan
>>79577580
Yes. It will will be important to have the right person doing it.
For example, at the end of my last post as author someone tried to start a new thread (after this one).
But it was an anti-Robert thread.
As far as I'm concerned, anyone who doesn't love and respect Robert should not be in control.
>>79577690
Jew got it mang
>>79577409
>>79577594
This nigga is back in action
We got buses blocking traffic.
>>79577518
No, its a reminder to the officers to not be wasteful with holding open their radio mics. When they're open they flood that frequency with static.
>there's people who waste every night listening to niggers and cops
>they think they're more productive and better than the niggers
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
So when they say 22-40, is that their unit number or something?
>>79577210
O my
>>79577734
Fair play, but how is the stadium so full? Is it actually bigger than MLS?
>>79577719
>75 minutes to respond
>WE GOT THE KID
DREAD MAN WE FUCING SCREAMED ROCERT AND SHOT AND GOT CHASED WE JUST SHOOT AT TWO CARS WE KEEP DELVIERINF GIVE HS SHIT TO DO WE ARE BAXK ON ADAMS COPS WVERYWHERE JACOB ALMOST GOT ARRESTED!
>>79577725
I mean.... haha?
>>79577805
>people can't have entertainment in their free
time
0/10, apply yourself
>>79577805
>night
we have jobs during the day
holy shit, how have i missed these threads? are they a recent thing? this is fucking gold
>>79577805
The difference is that I went to work, and didn't steal a pack of newports today
>>79577210
Have a duel and shot them at each other
>>79577000
nice digits
Absolute niggerish behavior
So comfy
>>79577881
just started this week
they're addicting
>>79577839
Shoot fire works in your closes liquor store that's bound to get you on the scanner nigger!
>>79577805
hello it's the weekend and I worked my 40 last week and plan on working 32 (+8 vacation) next week
have a nice day
>>79577839
HOLY SHIT, WERE YOU ON MOZART?
god bless jacob
>>79577805
It's reality radio yadick.
Plus
>it's live
Unlike reality tv
>>79577839
>anons shitposting
>>79577839
HE JUST GOT FUCKING CUFFED ON ADAMS GIYS HAHAAHAH FUCK YKU GIYS
>>79577910
THIS
>>79577881
2014 it started as detroit scanner threads, but chicago is much busier. For some reason they stopped, but just recently became a thing again.
Activating comfort mode.
>decide to listen to local Memphis police
>lots of silence
>hep C hep C hep C hep C hep C
niggers in Chitown do it so much better, our niggers are boring at least this weekend.
desu chicago pd should somehow throw in a short little ad every half hour or something
i wouldnt mind if they got extra $ :^)
>>79577805
i'm an engineer. i have weekends off. GFY!
...and i'm not a nigger! :D
>>79577822
I'm in Portland, Oregon. They don't have a Football/Handegg team, so Football/Soccer is pretty big here.
>>79577953
>it's just a troll, bro
>>79577881
This is probably the seventh night in a row. Lost count. So comfy.
Welcome to the thread!
imagine drinking and being loud
>>79578000
tripes
robert is no in the sand park
>20 niggers drinkan and bein LOUD AF
>>79577953
>OH SHIT GUYS IM IN CHICAGO, IM GONNA DELIVER
>WOAH GUYS I FOUND PEOPLE WE GONNA DELIVER
>LOOK GUYS WE GONNA DELIVER
FUCK OFF
>>79577996
>engineer
me 2
>>79577881
we used to do this on /b/ a few years ago
>>79577881
I hope these threads never die
>>79577978
I bought a new bed for this shit.
>true story
>2400
>4chan got me investing in good life decisions and shitty
>a state of comfy unbeknownst to most
> this time they left the name of aaaa Joanna
>listening to the scanner
>Lurking an Anime Thicc thread
Max comf
>licensed parties
>ANONYMOUSE
>2100+ listeners
It is not even late yet.
"who is that keeps calling, is it ANONYMOUS"?
selling drugs in the alley and giggling
>>79578185
Give me free parties of give me death!
Dealing in the alley. And uh fireworks
We had shift change at dispatch.
New dispatcher sounds like Latina.
I bet her name is Roberta
Who snitched on the dealer? Must be selling some dodgy grams
>>79577978
how do you control the sunlight at this hour in aussie land?
>>79578193
>trying to use a counterfeit 100$ at a gas station
counterfeit $100 bill
>>79578091
>I knew I fucking remembered doing this shit before
>Blastin' music and bangin' on the door
Please tell me, I'm new. Who's Robert?
>gregor
fucking Poles
RESURRECTION CONFIRMED, HOLY SHIT JESUS IS IN CHIRAQ
In other news, I like whoever is dispatching tonight, you can actually understand what she's saying and she's giving decent info.
>FEMALE SCREAMING FROM APARTMENT "GET YO HANDS OFFA ME"
Nigger's mating ritual
RESURRECTION
I can't pronounce the last name
>resurrection in the er overflow room
>resurrection in the er overflow room
We zombies now
i can't pronounce the last name cuz iss polish n ima negress
FLASHER
L
A
S
H
E
R
>>79578221
>>79578318
Our lord and saviour.
>man pulled his pants down infront of a woman
>no description
>>79578318
Patrol car
>i can't pronounce the last name
it amazes me that niggers have these good jobs and they can't even read
Pulled his pants down
>pulled his pants down
didn't know louis was in chicago for the fourth
>>79578339
Holy shit what stream are you on, you hear everything before me
new thread soon.
mods sticky plz.
>>79578346
yes, enunciation is amazing
>>79578345
Kek
I thought I heard that, but I figured, nah
Jesus or Zombie
>>79578417
Robert's stream
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
it's probably superior american internetz
dem kids sitting on dem steps
HE IS TALKING TO THE OFFCIEE HE WAS IN CUFFS ON 17TH ST FUCK GUY AHAHAHHA DREAD MAN HERE
>ressurection in the ER
have the mods ever stickied this?
>>79578472
10-4 Robert, Robert
>>79578318
Some say that he used to be a stormtrooper, but he was kicked out when he tried to eat Darth Vader All we know is that he's called Robert.
>>79578512
>AHAHAHAHAHA MADMAN AHAHAHAHAHA
fuck off
>>79578512
You know what you have to do
LEAVE NO TROLL BEHIND
How long until we need a new thread?
you can tell the competent person has Saturdays
>>79578528
back during ferguson similar threads yes.
Finito.
>>79578610
Now
>>79576039
wait wait wait 'hol up
Robert is a police officer or a squad car with a specific radio code??
>>79578618
So a cop has to shoot somebody, put it on the Bingo, Kekbert will make it happen
>>79578618
I bet /pol/ was glorious when ferguson was going on, I missed that one
>>79578675
Robert is love. Robert is life.
>>79578636
bravo!
>>79578618
The Ferguson sticky with the imbedded 2 Pac/Thomas the Train remix was the best 4chan has been since 2004.
>>79578675
Robert is God
>>79578318
>https://www.quora.com/What-do-Robert-and-Charlie-mean-when-spoken-on-a-police-scanner
here you go senpai
>>79578618
Ferguson was maximum comfy. Remember that pakistani dude who was protesting with them and got his fucking phone stolen on stream?
>>79578675
Robert is code for arrest made or The letter R such as 1134 Robert would be 1134r
new thread
>>79578766
>>79578766
>>79578766
>>79578766
ANY POLISH SPEAKERS
>>79578675
Some say that he's made of rubber porcelain, and that his shadow is that of a beluga whale. All we know is that he's called Robert.
>>79578766
>>79578766
>>79578766
new thread
>They need a Polish speaker
/pol/ish speakers needed.
Anyone speak /pol/ish??
>POLISH SPEAKER
OH KURWA
New bread!!!!
>>79578650
>>79578780
Go go go!
>>79578847
you are a fucking retarded nigger
>>79578766
>>79578766
>>79578766
>>79576366
is this the aussie who said he was gonna camp on the streets and shit
You just listen to police scanners and say racist things?
>>79578761
Bassem Masri I believe.
>>79576039
Has anyone actually gone and seen something they're talking about? Like those two kids they just said were suspicious, we could speed over there and say we heard about them on the scanner lol.
>>79579402
that's the plan, yes
