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Chicago Police Scanner Thread Sassy Latina Edition


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert
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>>79578766
2nd for Polish Speakers
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>>79578766
WA FAG BINGO GENERAL
POST EM IF YOU GOT EM ANON
>98642
>DABS DABS DABS FOR SHOTS FIRED
> NO ROBERTS DOWN KEK PLEASE
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SHOTS FIRED
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>>79578812
third for unpronouncable last names
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Robert has many groupies
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>>79578817

JUST WATCHING CHICAGO BURN BRING THE HEAT
>THE WAGES OF SIN 10-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_bKpbiMz3A
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wait wait wait 'hol up anons

Robert is a police officer or a squad car with a specific radio code??
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Suddenly drag racing
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>Nth fo /comfy/
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Polish speakers?
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I just got off work any murders so far today?
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>>79578871

YES.
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>>79578871
Both
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>>79578817
>Stole a necklace
>Name "Runaway"
>Dispatcher laughs
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>>79578726
those threads were great
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>>79578871
ITS A RADIO CODE THAT MEANS ROGER HOLY FUCK GOOGLE THIS NOT EVERY COP IS NAMED ROBERT YOU FUCKS
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>>79578871

Car with specific code
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>>79578817
gray mode
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>>79578871
Some say, he's actually dead... But the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him... All we know is he’s called Robert.
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>>79578766
LMAO whoever made OPs pic is a God. I love these fucking threads.

CHECK YO KEYS
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>>79578871
No, its a better way to say "received"
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Just got here. Who the fuck is Robert?
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>>79578817
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>>79578951
>NOT EVERY COP IS NAMED ROBERT
Just the one, he's all we need.
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>>79578943

That dude gave someone a poke in the belly IIRC
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>>79578994
Thanks wa fag, hope they're treating you right
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>>79578871

Robert is a one-man wreaking crew.
Robert single-handedly keeps Chicago safe.
The criminal element shakes when they spot robert.

Officers on the night shift invoke his name for good luck.
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>>79578943
Do you have any screenshots of ferguson lulz?
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>>79578871
Robert=shift designation. Night shift cars are XXXXR, R for relief.
So anytime you hear (numbers) + Robert it means it's a night shift cop. Aka the heroes Chicago needs. It doesn't mean arrest made, or roger.
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>>79578951
it doesnt mean roger, it means "arrest made"
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>>79579070
He's also got mech armor
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POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT
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>>79579087
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>>79578943
>3 years ago
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THE CAR IS STILL THERE
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>>79579154
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Can we get the Spanish dispatcher back, she's got all the hot info
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>>79579221
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Damsel in distress!
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>>79578817
(((IF IF IF IF))) EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
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>>79579002
>>79578766

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE AN AESTHETIC VERSION
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Wife and baby finally in bed, what did I miss?
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>>79579087
Some random shit of some based cops gassing nigs I think
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GANG BANGERS CONFIRMED
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Who /not home/ here?
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gang bangers
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>>79578919
Just in July alone, four people were killed and around 31 were injured, I think. The month just fucking started.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/
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>gangbangers
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>>79579237

I agree. She must have stepped in while the current one was on lunch break.

BTW... the sexy sassy latina dispatcher is Roberta
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Gangbangers on the block
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Gangbangers~~~
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>>79579243
damn did they catch that big nigga?
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>>79579309
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>Gang banger beating his girl with his niggas
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MALE BEATING HIS WIFE WITH GANG BANGERS NEARBY
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Have you guys ever heard a 187??
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>>79579343
better than being at a woman's soccer game

your life must fucking suck anon I'm so sorry
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>>79579371
Still on the loose.
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>>79579343
We get it fag you're at a women's soccer game.
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>>79579371
that was michael brown, so you could say he caught himself up to a bullet
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>>79579343
Politely ask the goalie TO GET HER TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
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>>79579243

What an upstanding black citizen, I certainly hope he will not be hassled on the way to his next destination by a local constable with intent to kill.
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Did they ever find the guy in the Ghille suit, or catch the man with the machine gun from a couple nights ago?

>Large group shooting fireworks at school
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>>79579410
Shootings often but one time I recall hearing "5 shot on the corner one dead" live
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Wish people would stop ringing up over fireworks
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>>79579426

It's alright anon. At least the players are qts
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>>79579383
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can we post some /justiceporn/ in the meantime? I love it when robberies get botched by armed clerks
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>>79579516
no but I got detained on my way to a pride parade. I'm out on bail.
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>>79578766
>11:06 local time, Saturday night before July 4th

shit is going to get brutal
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>>79579012
he's Robert Cop
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Fucming Jacob got in trouble and actually was Take an from the fucking cop but we moved to jefferson near orchard near school We have firewo
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>>79579552
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>>79579452
What's the difference in a women's soccer team and a tribe of pygmies ?
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Just listening and painting warhams...

Life is good
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>>79579550
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>>79579603
GUYS GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO WE HAVE MORE FIREOWKRS
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Has anyone been compiling the reports like the furfag did yesterday?

>>79579566
>going to a degenerate parade
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>>79579343

What's it like living in a metro area where the only sport you can be bothered to watch on a weekend is a women's soccer match?

Belay that response, you live in Portland, I hope the great Cascadia quake rips your asshole open this weekend and your family burns in a sea of magma.
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>>79579603
Are you the ones firing fireworks at the school?
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> Concert just ended
> Heavy foot traffic.

Number of "shots fired" calls about to spike
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>>79579039
>>79579004
>>79578951
>>79578871
>>79578856
>>79579088
>>79579121
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>>79579618
Gibs that punchline
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Another late night.

Have some theme music with the stream.

http://youarelistening.to/chicago
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>>79579621
I have a whole DA army I'm trying to sell off.
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if robert is what they call the nightshift

what the fuck do they call the dayshift?
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>>79579621
THIN YOUR PAINTS
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>>79579664
Wait what ? SCANNER PICK IT UP
LOL? ILL SEND PICS
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>>79579523
that's crazy
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>>79579665
Nigs gonna nig very soon.
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Oh shit. Just heard on my local scanner cops on my street. Looked outside, sure enough there they are.
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>>79579687
Pygmies are a bunch of Cunning Runts
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>>79579642
>"I'M RIGHT HERE!" *gets btfo instantly*
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"Large crowd"

Here we go
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>>79579621
I have 3 sets of DA from dark vengeance
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What's usually primetime?
Like 12-1am ishh?
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>>79579243
.>>79579221
>>79579154

Ferguson. where fucking goons just take a massive shit on their neighbors. Imagine being a lowly indian convienence store owner and the whole block collectively wrecks your shit up. Despite the fact that you probably live among them and know them. Damn
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>>79579780
3/10
nice dad joke.
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made a remix of anons OC
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>>79579658

I live in a worse place, anon, Commiefornia.

At least here I can buy parts for my lower receiver. Father and I plan to buy some before we go back
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>>79579742
Steve
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It's Saturday night when does the rampage start?
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>>79579855
promise?
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>>79579780
BAZINGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79579410
Guy got killed by a dog in a gang fight last night.
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>DRUNK NOG REFUSING TO LEABE
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>intoxicated males vs off-duty officer
>he's inside and safe
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>>79579753
Yep, I heard someone on the scanner say something about people firing fireworks at a fucking school.
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Drunk guy won't leave
off-duty PO is safe
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>>79579874
30 minutes I would guess

>tfw on more addies than a horse could handle
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Did they just run plates for a Lamborghini? Also this mumbling mother fucker.
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>>79579874
Should start picking up within the next 20 minutes.

>>79579621
Nice Meowth cup, m8.
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>>79579777

LOVE listening to my local scanner.

True story....

Listening one night, hear a "domestic" call come across. Hear MY ADDRESS come across the radio.

Someone down the street heard my neighbors screaming at each other and gave cops the wrong address.
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Even the damn dispatcher sounds bored as hell over these firework complaints
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99 all day err day
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99 all day?
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>>79579874
27 MIN
cap this
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>>79579986
>Did they just run plates for a Lamborghini?

Very likely. I live in a nice part of the city and those fuckers go roaring down the street at like 90mph all the time. I saw the cops chase one earlier this year.
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>>79579912
>Guy got killed by a dog in a gang fight last night.
I'm glad its that way round not the other. Savage way to go
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>>79579896
Ya man.
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Evening, Roberts!
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w-why are fireworks such a big deal?

I mean I understand it's a city, but everything's made of either brick or steel

>tfw born in Waukegan
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white male
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>>79580068

What the fuck is the point? Isn't it really obvious who owns the lambo based on how few there are?
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>>79579986
Probably a hedgie having fun with his Lambo.
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>>79579621
Yep Nice pokemon cup and warhammers (I see your are a rich man!) ... those things add up.

I tried to get into the game in middle school *dont judge*, but it was too expensive for me. Also the skeletons were fragile as hell.
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reminder
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and another
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>>79580119

Fires, explosions, sane people trying to get some sleep, excetra excetra
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SUSPICIOUS "ANONYMOUS" WHITES
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only the banned can not drink here.

>suspicious
>white
pick one
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BREAK IN
ANONYMOOSE
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>>79580142
>What the fuck is the point? Isn't it really obvious who owns the lambo based on how few there are?

So few? They built 14,000 Gallardos. They're not that rare around here.
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>sounds like bombs going off
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SORRY FOR THE SHITTY PICS GIYS . BEEN DOING THIS ALL NIGNT YOU GUYS KNOW IM LEGIT. WE FUCKED UP!!! JACOB IS GONE. WE SHOT SOME NEAR OUR HIGH S. WERE ON MAPLE
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>>79580204
it's the 4th of July

I'm sure there are more gunshots fired everyday than fireworks today.
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>>79578766
>CURRENT YEAR
>not posting the soothing ambient version

http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
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/r9k/ is on the loose in Chiraq.
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>>79580258

chicago youths import some seriously high grade illegal fireworks shit tho
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>>79580201
Fuck that looks fun.
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>>79580258
are you listening to the 763 feed? Im not hearing some of this stuff
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>>79580201

Looks like fun.
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>>79580201
lel
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>>79580291
Lol
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DEPUTY BTFO
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>>79580201
>That filename
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>>79580311

its in the op...
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>>79580291
Jacob is robert.
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The extra cops guarding the fireworks are going off duty.

The streets belong to the mob, and to robert.
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>>79580291
F A K E
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>>79580337
Yep, 763. Citywide dispatch.
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bring the damn radios back
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>gunshots heard in an alley
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>>79580337
the dispatcher said it on the 763 feed
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>GUNSHOTS IN ALLEY AT MOZART STREET
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>>79580201
>You're a nigger, Harry.
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>>79580323
Seconded
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dat whistle
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"Understandable"
"No it's not"
SAVAGE ROBERT
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>group of...people
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>SHOTS FIRED
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GROUP OF.......PEOPLE
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ROBERT WITH THE BANTZ
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WE NOGWARTZ NOW
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>>79580201
Didn't everyone do this when they were younger? We even shot them out of cars during the day at each other in the middle of the high street.
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>COLLEGE TEENS SHOOTING FIREWORKS
>People drinking throwin bottles
do nigs go to college?
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>>79580493
noisy cop BTFO
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>>79580493
Heard that but missed what wasn't understandable ... you catch it?
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>>79580537

in the quantum reality I am from, that video was hipsters.
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pointing a gun at a car
no description of either
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>Nig ROBS ASIAN AT GUNPOINT
why was the ching chong in chicongo in the first place?
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>Asian Male robbed at gunpoint
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>black man robs asian man at gunpoint
niggers are literally walking cliches
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>>79580540
Fucking collage grants specifically for nogs!
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ALL YALL MONKEYS NEED TA STAHP LIGHTIN' OFF DEM FIRECRACKAS AN LET THEM NICE WHITE FOLK GET THEIR SLEEP
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>>79580540
to drop out
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>>79580628

>collage
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you ever get the feelin sumthin bigs gonna happen?
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asian owner robbed yet again
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>>79580583
I think they were releasing people that should of been arrested, I'm not 100% sure though.
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>>79580675
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>>79580537
not really no

I grew up in MN so Roman candles are illegal and therefore commodities on the 4th of July

however, we did put a mortar in upside down on accident one year and it was pretty cool to be surrounded by a shower of sparkling gunpowder
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>Two twin boys pointing a gun at the caller
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>>79580622

Bet it wasn't a Korean
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14 year old kids robbing people at gun point.

Jesus.
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>>79580311
she dindu nuffin. god damn she was holding a small child, damn nig nogs.
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Legends of the Gun Pointing Niggah
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>>79580675
yeah
like you checking these dubs
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Goddamn it Stacy
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minors are being dicks
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>>79580583
someone was apologizing for being loud over the channel
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We got twins!
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>>79580642
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2 young men who dident do nuffin pointed a gun at caller.
>10-4 Roberting intensifies.
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Oh shit
you boys are in trouble now
pointing gun at an adult
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>tfw I'm wearing a red shirt and ripped jeans
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>>79580664
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>>79580774
holy fuck I didn't even realize she was holding a child
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>>79580807
>We got twins!

All nogs look the same to me...
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>>79579343
>tfw work during real robert hours

Honestly being a night shift cop sounds fun as fuck.

>kinda want to become a cop
>don't want a useless degree
>need a four year degree to apply for any department near me

Life is suffering. I've considered enlisting and then going the cop route though.
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>>79580536
WE WUZ WIZARDS EN SHEITT
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>>79580754
>grew up in MN so Roman candles are illegal
Fireworks are illegal but guns aren't??? We use to go in a field and shoot all sorts of fireworks at each other
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>PERSON WITH GUN
dese aint fireworks no more
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>Two fourteen year old assailants with a gun.
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>>79580720
Mmm probably illegals.
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>>79578766
CHECK DEM MF KEYS IF YOU 10-4 AF ROBERT
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Anon from the other thread, I'm stealing your summary thus far and adding shit from the last two threads.

> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>$400 found in garage
>Hottest party in town featuring fireworks, strobe lights, and guns
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS— (expected to continue all night)
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>>79580880
Same but I'm afraid that I will fail the polygraph test.
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>>79580201
>file name
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>>79580773
Chicago is literally more dangerous than both Baghdad and Kabul

random niggers are legitimately more dangerous than organized jihadi insurgent groups
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>>79580902

This is why fireworks are illegal.

http://abc7chicago.com/news/barbers-hand-blown-off-in-fireworks-accident-retrieved-by-dog/1410459/

http://www.kmtv.com/news/local-news/man-injured-in-omaha-fireworks-accident
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>>79580797
Check yo keys and yo tone
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>>79580940
Why?

You smoked the herbal jew didn't you anon?

>it's okay so have I
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>>79580967
>Chicago is literally more dangerous than both Baghdad and Kabul

Yep, the martial law jokes don't seem so crazy now, do they?
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>>79581019
>This is why fireworks are illegal.

Darwin is smiling from his grave.
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>that filename
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Checking in, what did I miss?
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>>79580816
kek
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>>79580934

No problem. Glad someone was reading them.
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>>79581041

You know they're gonna revolt and the UN Peacekeepers will end up patrolling the major US cities, right?
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>>79580934
>>79581071
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>>79580902
it's some fucking "class" of fireworks that used to be illegal but they recently changed it like 5 years ago

they separated classes by how high they can shoot, I believe

if it shoots >5 ft (7.5 km for bongs) up in the air, it's in a class of its own and can only be purchased in certain states like Wisconsin, South Dakota, North Dakota, and Iowa.
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>>79580754
I grew up in NY. We couldn't get shit but sparklers, smoke bombs, and those snapper things.

Didn't stop my uncle from driving to PA and loading up on hundreds of dollars worth of good fireworks every year. Cops didn't give a fuck either.
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Normally I'd be fapping before bed but the Chiraqi police have me spellbound, I cannot fap because the only thing getting me erect now is JUSTICE.
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>>79581071
Niggerish behavior
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>>79581140
yes we were limited to those too until a few years ago

I still don't think we can get bottlerockets though
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Having a panic attack - better ring the police
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>people stuck on a boat having panic attacks
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>>79581071
guhn pointan kneegahs
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>>79581019
wtf kind of hood ass homemade fireworks can blow your hand off? I've been hit full on by bottle rockets and had them explode on me, it's unpleasant but not horribly dangerous or powerful.

Probably some homemade shit.
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WE
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place is a total fuckhole
going through street view, dumping goodies
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>>79581140

They are illegal in PA but not illegal to sell. PA folks can't buy them - at least, it was that way 15 years ago. A lot of stores were just south of the NY border.
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panic attack
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>PEOPLE ON BOAT HAVING PANIC ATTACKS
>BOAT IS STUCK ON THE WATER
A boat on water... isnt that suprising
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When will be a new niggening?
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>>79581232

What the hell happened to that one chick?
>>
Roberta, our sexy saucy latina dispatcher is no longer around.

I bet she's playing cops and robbers with Robert
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>>79581249
holy shit that is depressing
two fucking spindly trees
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>>79581019
lol we found old firecrackers in my grandma's house after she died and the instructions for use were literally "light and run like hell"
>>
So I don't get how these dispatchers work... It seems like they get in queue for radio-ins. Also just learned what was a conference request.. yet we're listening to a city-wide scan. Do they wind up crossing keys when there is more than a couple on that conversation? I'm not fully understanding and I'm not seeing much comprehensive that I can concentrate onn while I'm enjoying my root beer and this stream and you fine anons... anybody have experience with these dispatch centers?
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>>79581291
i was in that thread when it happened
everything was moving so slow and boring until that moment happened
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>>79581232
wtf happend to that female gook? It was a stoke?
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>>79581291
Please tell me this was Ferguson
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>>79581232
I wouldn't want to be holding one of those mortar fireworks when it goes off.
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>>79581318
More like cops and roberts
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>VOMITING CAN BARELY STAND
>INTOXICATED MALE ASKING FOR POPO AND AMBERLAMPS, THEN DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
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Onnnnnnnnnn Grey Street duh duh dun duh duh dun
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>>79581271
>>PEOPLE ON BOAT HAVING PANIC ATTACKS
>>BOAT IS STUCK ON THE WATER

This ain't funny, you know how nogs are around water!
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>>79581071
Chiraq has been popping tonight, Robert.
>>
I guess the body removal crew finally showed up.


1st for infinity G35
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>>79581249
avoid posting google maps, mods might ban you like the last anon who did that
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>>79581336

We used to over-pack empty shotgun shells with powder (sometimes bullets casings) and then crimp in fuses - long ones - blew up a lot of shit. Would always buy M80s in Myrtle Beach and bring those home for summer shenanigans.
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>>79581318
I just realized my ID has 'Sex ' in it
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>>79581249
>new fallout screenshots
Aw shit, these graphics look great. Like I'm in a real post-apocalypse.
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More pinball sound
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>>79581314
>>79581378
>bright lights start flashing
>she grabs her head and falls down
>starts twitching around on the ground
my guess is epileptic seizure
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>>79581485
why?
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>>79581495
L-lewd Robert, 10-4
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>>79578766
Could someone explain Robert to me?
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Listening to these streams, people are so fucking dependant on the police force, they literally ring up over anything, I'd hate to be a cop and half my night is spent following up fireworks and adults who are too fucking stupid and incapable to take care of themselves.
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>>79581507
all you got to do is buy ticket to Chicago
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>>79581529
strict rules against doxxing?
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>>79581553
Niggers

explains itself
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>WERE LOOKING GOOD
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>>79581553
The nanny state is working as intended.
t. Canadian
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>>79581495
noice
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>BURGLARY IN PROCESS BEATING FEMALE
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Why don't we get one of these started for Detroit?
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>>79581522
thanks leaf
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>burglary in progress, 4 males on 3rd floor kicked in a door and started beating a female
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>>79581487
people always brought M80's back from florida

had lot's of fun with those

a kid actually put one in his shoe and it launched 10 ft in the air


also HOLY FUCK WE'VE GOT A HAPPENEINGNGNGNGNG
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4 males kicked in door; beating female
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Break in beating a woman!
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>>79581553

It's like the nigs are completely dependent on the government for everything.
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>>79581543

Is that not allowed?
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>>79581659
>4 males kicked in door; beating female

NOICE
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>couple of males broke into a womans house and starts beating the shit out of her

No surprises there
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>>79581642

detroit does not have the same population density.

is boring.
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>4 NIGS WITH GUNS BREAK DOOR IN AND BEAT A FEMALE ON 3RD FLOOR
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>>79581546
Cop cars id end in R. Robert is the call sign they use for R just like "Roger" in the military.
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>>79581595
that's sort of stupid, but thanks
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PAROLE NIGGER
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HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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looks like a black on black gangbang/robbery in progress
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>>79581743
PCP
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>RANDAL BROWN 203 pounds JUST JUMPED ON THE CALLER
Oh god he's dead
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>>79581743
What did he do?
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>>79581553

Yeah

I get the violence, robberies, trespassing and break ins, but the rest?

I read that the police there ignore fireworks calls and shit, though. So, they're filtering it themselves.
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>>79581553

The problem being if you don't call and try to do something on your own someone else can call on you and you get your shit pushed in by the big blue dick.
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>tfw no female neighbors to argue with and eventually make my wife
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>>79581743
Not dreadlock Anon!!!!
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>>79581291
this is great
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Hope robert is planning the next thread
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>>79581657

Fireworks going off around me all night - no police sirens. It's nice to live in a legal state.
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>>79581813
That's too abstract, anon. I can't into that feel.
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new bread

>>79581874
>>79581874
>>79581874
>>79581874
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>They're being idiots on the phone, I got rid of it.
>Multiple shots fired
>suspicious black bag on porch
>>79581232
M80s, blockbusters, etc.

>>79580311
Why does he dance?
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Just tuned in. What have I missed out on?
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>>79581743

Bet that's resurrection dude

Black Jesus
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bread for robert

>>79581874
>>79581874
>>79581874
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