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Chicago Police Scanner Thread 99 All Night Edition


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert
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First for Robert.
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>>79581933
10-4 Robert
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>>79581933

can a fellow anon post a nightly summary
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Need some summaries
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First for sucking cocks, anyone wants a cock sucked just ask.
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WE
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Keep your energy up Robert
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>>79581874
Almost midnight in Chiraq.
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> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>$400 found in garage
>Hottest party in town featuring fireworks, strobe lights, and guns
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS— (expected to continue all night)
>14 year olds robbing people at gunpoint
>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops
>Four men burgle and beat woman in her apt
>Too busy fightan to talk, but I left the door open for you
>They're being idiots on the phone, I got rid of it.
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Listening in to the Near North one and it's hilarious how low-importance this stuff is versus zone 6.

"Man and woman are arguing, man is punching the brick wall outside a store"

"Motion sensors activated in Forever 21 store"
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here we go

>>79580589
>>79580589
>>79580589
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Wow a noise complaint, the old fuckers must be missing out on their 20 hours of sleep
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>give that to Twelve-Thirty, he knows what to do

W-what did he mean by this?
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>>79581951

God I will never get sick of this
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>>79582005

thanks Robert
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>white male in car on phone for an hour

sounds like a /pol/ack
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This is kinda boring
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ROBERT
O
B
E
R
T
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gots bingo bango thanks nigger wearing all red lol
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REAL ROBERT HOURS SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
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>>79581874
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>>79581951
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SPOOKY NIGGER
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GUNS SHOTS H O L Y S H I T
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>cobra lounge

This sounds fake as fuck
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>>79581874
Just in July alone, four people were killed and around 31 were injured, I think. The month just fucking started.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-holiday-weekend-police-plan-met-0702-20160701-story.html

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/07/02/1-dead-9-wounded-in-fourth-of-july-weekend-shootings/
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Ooh DUI in black Nissan Murano at LSD / Grand Ave. Headed southbound.
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Robert is my nigger!
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>Drunk spic fighting everyone
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violating her outside with some friends?
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11:45 BOYS! LISTEN CLOSELY AND LOOK WHERE IM AT
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>>79582147
Get inside before the clock hits midnight
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>>79581951
Thats terrifying
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AYYY!
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>>79582005
>>Having panic attack on boat, better call cops

This is serious, niggers can't swim.
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>>79582126
violating a order of protection.
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>>79582147
TIME STAMP BITCH
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>>79582147
Better deliver
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Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.
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EDGY
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>>79582147

Light that brush on fire.
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>>79582252

no ffs learn something about demographics faggot.
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and now posting classics
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>>79582252
i might go check out detriots in a bit on my own
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>>79582252

Atlanta isn't as entertaining, trust me.
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Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film
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>battery in progress, 3 males jumping on one male in the street
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Well that was a fucking ordeal

>decides to get into more comfy clothes
>gets into shower

>faucet explodes
>it's the cold one

>spends ten minutes BLODDY fixing it

I hate my fucking life
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>>79581951
It never stops being awesome. I fucking love this clip.
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relationship problems
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>>79582316
Agree - makes we want to go live it.
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>coalburner is suicidal
WHAT A SURPRISE
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>2 males, 2 females selling drugs
>something about a shooting, couldn't hear
>Group of 4-5 about to fight
>>79582047
It's been a slow night.
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>>79582303

I'll join you. We can start our own thread just to compare the amount of crazy shit.
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>>79582252
>Have we tried listening to a detroit or Atlanta scanner? I feel like it might be nice to mix it up a little bit.

Nah, Chicago's going for a high score this summer.
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>female, white, 27, 5'9 long blonde hair hasn't been taking meds, got in incident with uber driver
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>>79582264
That guy looks like a fucking problem.
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>>79582412
especially july 4
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>>79582147
what're you doing robert make some magic happen
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>>79582316
If I lived in a bigger town I would try my hand at freelance photographer desu
But my small town is devoid of crime and niggers
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>Girl gets in Uber and is now missing

Should I be worried about this if im not living in chicago and a white male?
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>>79582316
>Listening to the scanner reminds me a lot of this film

Loved that film.
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>suspicious white man scoping out laundromat
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>>79582411
alright man u wanna start it then send a link over
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Uber in Chiraq?
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>>79582362
Are you /comfy/ now?
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>>79582362
No more tears, just Robert now, Robert.
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>>79582068
>check yo keys

wat
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FUCKING SHOTS FIRED GET READY ! DOING NOW
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>>79582489

yeah i'll make it in a few minutes
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>>79582526
CHECK YO KEYS AND YO PARTNER'S KEYS
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>>79582252

Detroit is less busy, but the crimes are far crazier. Also the police are more depressed. There's no pep in their speech.

>man made woman drink motor oil
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>>79582463
Nope. Get comfy!
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>>79582539
ok cool
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Don't worry Roberts, it's all gonna start soon, and once it does the crimes will flood in like hurricane Katrina
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who the fuck is robert
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>>79582026
Confiscate the beer keg for the Party at sarges house after the shift change...
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>>79582536
What the fuck are you talking about? Gonna do an Hero?
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First for Based Robert, King of Policemen
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>>79582615

Double up the wagon Robert
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Damn that was the longest period of silence so far
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>>79582503
Yes fortunately

It was really shitty two because a bunch of the pieces of the cold tap fell down the Damn drain so I had to get a towel and turn it off by hand
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>>79582539
>>79582571
I just tried the Detroit scanner. Really boring desu.
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>Robert will never save you from yourself
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>>79582560
was this from tonight? or from previous nights?
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>cut his wrist with a bottle
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What about St. Louis, that's the most violent city in the US per capita.
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Cut his wrist with a broken bottle.

Niggers
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A lot of people tonight making calls regarding self harm, not taking their medication etc.
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>>79582696
There's a Robert inside everyone of us just waiting to get out anon...
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ROBERT.......IN.........SPAAAAAAAACE

dat echo
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>thinking detroit is similar to chicago

please don't be this dumb
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>>79582615
>who is robert
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>>79582677
is it not worth it?
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Man cut wrists with bottle, Ffs why do people waste the cops time.
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Robert is on the scene!
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>30year old man cut wrist with a bottle

>he's under a lot of stress lately

YOU DONT SAY
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>bottle tough stuff lately
damn trying to cut yourself with a bottle, shit times.
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>>79582618
You make me want to be a cop, anon. That sounds /comfy/
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>30 YEAR OLD MAN CUT HIS WRIST WITH A BOTTLE SAYS HES BEEN GOING THROUGH SUM STUFF
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something about Pope John Paul
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>>79582699
It's from every night desu. Whenever someone has a stuck mic, the dispatchers tell everyone to CHECK YO KEYS.
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THE FUCKING DEAD POPE CAME BACK TO CHICONGO OF ALL PLACES?
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>>79582668
Dont worry, kek is with you now.
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>complaining about loud music
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>>79582803
BASED ROBERT
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Drawfag from a couple threads back. This is what I have so far, Robert #79581874.

>>79582615
pole pls
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>>79582793
idk, listen for a while before starting your own thread. Maybe I just hit a moment of silence.
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R O B E R T
O
B
E
R
T
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>>79582252
>turn on philly scanner
>4 seconds in
>"black male forcing white female into unmarked vehicle"

just another day in sunny pennsylvania
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seems like a slow nite, think it will pick up
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When Robert was growing up, his mother did her best to instill a sense of duty and to teach him the importance of protecting the innocent.
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We SHOT TWICE AND WERE LISTENING TO RADAR AND Nothing fucning firworms. GUYS EXPECT 5 or 6 SHOTS AROUND 11:55
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>>79582894
very cute idea
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>>79582862
>>79582854
>"resurrection" uttered on stream earlier

>now a dead(?) pope mentioned

what does it mean
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>>79582957
DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
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goooooooooooood morning roberts
>eating popcorn
>watching spoopy movie
miss anything good tonight? last night some crazy shit went down
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>>79582876
Let just hope Kek looks after Chicago tomorrow I hear weekends are really shit there
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>>79582957
Into liquor store.
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>>79582957
Pic w/time stamp you schmuck.
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>>79582957
Start a brush fire or a dumpster fire, see if that makes the news.
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>>79581951
I would have preferred the Gangs of New York ending.


https://youtu.be/x5kil3Pfkng?t=126
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>>79582894
H O T
O
T
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>mid 30s
>black
>black shirt
>black pants
>black shoes
>acting crazy
MC RIDE IN CHICAGO?
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Erratic nog stopped a train. Wtf? This is why nothing gets done in this country.

Now four shots heard in an alley.

Things are picking up, lads
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>>79582967
ZOMBIE POPE

THIS IS RELATED TO THE CEMETERY SHOOTING TWO NIGHTS AGO

ZOMBIES ARE HERE

ZOMBIES ARE HERE
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Yeah the detroit scanner is near dead surprisingly. i'm goin back to chicago.
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Is the audio quality intentionally deteriorated for the public, or it is like this for everyone?
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>black male in train car acting irrational

>black male on train acting irrationally

Dis gon be good
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>>79582967
anon..I..
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-per-pope-visits-chicago-flashback-1005-jm-20141005-story.html
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Gangbangers
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>Woman beaten by a spic, a nog, and a white?, claims she's been hate crimed and will only speak to a white female officer
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>male black gangbangers armed with guns
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>>79583061
>>79583058
>>79583051

you actually believe him? hes been doing this shit for a hour, hes those attention whore anons who pretend to be on the scene just to fuck with the thread
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>>79583130
Shut up India
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>>79583130
POO
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>>79583130

old shitty equipment
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>>79583143

black man black shirt red shorts
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Give location first on the fire, so we know its you.
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>>79582459

Here's one I found from Austin Chiraq
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>>79583130
You shit in the street.
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>>79583130
>he doesn't understand radio frequencies
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Not the car tyres ?!?!!
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>>79583130
Police scanners always sound shitty it's like a requirement. I guess they get used to it after awhile
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>>79583191
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My local police scanner just switched to encrypted private net work /pol/ I'm so sad. I live in Southern California and this shit was great entertainment. Went off air after a manhunt for 3 suspects.

>they gave the number of one of the suspects on air and people were calling
>could hear helicopters/sirens in background
>suspects knew where the police were putting roadblocks etc and which house they suspected the 3 were at
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
http://www.pe.com/articles/police-807083-riverside-county.html
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>Erratic man in black shorts, shirt, shoes on train tracks blocking train

Did I hear that correctly
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>>79583218
>tyres
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>>79583191
lmfao
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>>79583130
Your internet connection is as shitty as your streets.
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>>79583160
IN
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>>79582005

The people who do these are such fucking heros. Just remember to cut it into multiple posts. I'm taking screenshots of all of them starting yesterday.
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>>79583130
No, the radios sound like that pretty much everywhere I've ever listened to them. But you are from India, so you don't get to use the word "quality." You literally have family members that shit on the street. I hate you - go away.
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>>79583286


LOO
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>>79583305

Case in point
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>>79583247
lol thats funny
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When will they learn to FUCKING AVOID THE ALLEY?
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>>79583247
they encrypted the camden nj one relatively recently and that was a major bummer. shit is completely crazy there
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>>79583342
DESIGNATED
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LMAO someone is stealing from that shitty Jewel near Wrigley Field
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>Restaurant being broken into
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People treat Indians worse than Jews here
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2700+ listeners!!!

MIDNIGHT BITCHES
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>>79583356
>eye cancer
put on tomorrow
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>>79583130
Post pic of loo to stop bantz, if not you deserve it.
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>>79583391

chifag detected
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>>79583356

You can tell the ones that I write because I like to throw a little humor into them.

Example from yesterday...

>disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Entire shift offers backup.
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>>79583413

At least the Jews gave us Mel Brooks. India has produced nothing of value to society despite having a billion fucking people...except the occasional eight limbed spider baby.
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>>79583341
>You literally have family members that shit on the street
Not really.
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jesus christ, that name
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>>79583413
Because they frequently take their women for breeding.
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>>79583130
I think they still use analog in Chiraq. Here in San Diego it's almost all digital P25, very clear.
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>>79582568
You wanna live in the Motor City, you gotta pay the motor price.


Fucking good nights listening to those, kek.
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>>79583519
Post shitter.
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>>79583519

sorry about the memeburgers india, I for one like your country and many of your cultures.
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>>79583523
He looks high as fuck.
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>>79583539
>analog signals
>for voice communication

kek
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>>79583130
Doesnt understand radio
Doesnt understand loo

POO!!!!
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2926 listeners
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>>79581874
Wait, what's going on in Chicago?
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>>79583630

if we break 3K a church will catch fire.

cap this
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Is there any reason there's so many bloods in Chicago? Is there a crip presence or is it just bloods and folks?
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>>79583519
>not really
Sounds like you're unsure.

Im willing to bet you and all your family shits in the street
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>>79583519
POOPIE!!!!!
POO POO POO.
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>>79583652
just a normal day
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>>79583652

chicago, robert
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>>79583630
Which one is Robert?
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>>79583626
?
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COULD YOU STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD WITH INDIA POO JOKES. HA HA FUNNY MEME. STOP.
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>>79583652
this
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60 "young people"

>code for 60 niggers
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>>79583705
it was fading before you said this, now people will post it even more
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>>79583690
There is a Robert inside all of us.
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>60 young people

here we go
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>>79581874
I live in Park Ridge. Anything good going on today?
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>>79583655
Dubs don't lie!
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>>79583750

u gunna die
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>>79583705
>>79583585
You shit in the streets too?
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>>79583690
Robert is 1. He is the son of kek. He is part of kek here to free chicago from its sins. We eat the body of robert. We drink the blood of robert. Mann gin and juice is grlss
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Its after midnight, shit is about to start
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>>79583773
I know but I hope I make it though the holiday :(
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Gotta smash that boat niugguh
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>>79583750
>I live in Park Ridge. Anything good going on today?

Fireworks.
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>>79583487

Doin' gods work.
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>>79583690
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Officer Ryan O'brian call the desk !!!
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>>79583705
Nice proxy poop
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How many nigs in south chiraq have a criminal record? At this rate it sems like every male over 14.
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oohh this voice is turning me on
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>Traffic?!?!?
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that disbelief in her voice
>you hit TRAFFIC?
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>I'M A RABBIT, I'M A RABBIT
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CHECK YO KEYS
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If I was one of those gang banger, tonight and tomorrow would probably be the best nights for a hit.

1. Show up and spray the place.

2. Call in a fireworks complaint from the same location.

3. When people call in shots fired, cops think it's fireworks and ignore for a few hours.
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>gangbangin'
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>>79583930
>Turned on by black women
Whoa there.
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>>79584000
>>79584002

I find it crazy that they even use that word.

makes it sound like fucking gta.
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PT CRUISER YES
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they keep playing that nigger music
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I feel like we could get a bingo card for nog cars

PT Cruiser
Malibu
Impala
Intrepid
300

What else am I forgetting?
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>>79584000

devilish trips
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>>79584076
Is it the same one that was throwing half-sticks of grenade out the window last night?
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>>79584075
It IS fucking GTA in Chiraq. It's crazy.

Rockstar should put the next GTA in Chicago. That would be fucking sweet.
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>>79584105
Pontiac.

>poor old nigger thinks it's a cadillac
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>>79584105
escalade
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SHOTS FIRED
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shots fired
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>>79583717
What the fuck.
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SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
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>A basketball
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>>79584075
I'm shocked Chiraq isn't a location in GTA yet.
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>>79584105

crown vic
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>>79584105
G35

Huffy
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Anything crazy happen tonight? Seems surprisingly slow compared to last nights pit bull deaths and women being pulled into sewers.
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Did we just get the Reaper foghorn again?
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>>79584193
second this

I'll play if someone wants to make the bingo card
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>>79584136

what if they already did and it is a super realistic ARG?
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hear shots
report the first Mexican I see
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>>79584194
>Huffy

kek's favorite brand
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379 HEHE
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>>79583717

My friends and I used to do that. Fun as fuck.
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>>79584224
Whoa.
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>>79584198
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>>79584193
>crown vic

i find it strangely ironic that they love the car they have spent so much time in. maybe they're curious what the front seat is like.
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>this spunky young voice
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>>79584198

They've only yet begun to chimp
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>>79584218
>I'll play if someone wants to make the bingo card

ditto
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>>79584280

it is the same reason they call each other nigger.

it is about taking a symbol that has power over you and making it your own.
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>>79584105
basically anything dodge-Chrysler
anything that looks blingy
and anything that looks VIP
Maybe make a donk card
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>Three black men in hoodies chasing woman, one confirmed with gun
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North shore burbs what are yall doing for the fourth?
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Dispatch getting fresh.
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>>79584198

Nothing too crazy tonight

and....

someone throwing a microwave

Never change, Chi.
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>>79584287
>>
Pt cruiser again... on a loop?
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>>79584385

listening to you die, Robert
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>>79584385
trying to keep the nigs out of the north side
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>>79584395
>Pt cruiser again... on a loop?

Refresh the page, sometimes the stream falls behind.
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stop going to the alley!
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>>79584395
Wonder if it's the same one people were throwing sticks of dynamite out of last night.
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sounds pretty boring night, woman are pretty sassy today tho
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Fighting in the street.
4 people
No description
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OP checking out. Robert take my pasta and make the next threads. 99 Robert.

>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>who is robert
>>
>>79584105
Escalade
>>
>forgive me

what a qt
>>
Did they just save there was a Zebra? On the loose or what?

>please forgive me

holy shit she sounded hot.
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>drag racers
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>9mm on the porch
here we go boys!
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>>79584136
If It were up to me i would make it so it was a mexican guy coming from Mexico illegal whos delivering a truck full of drugs and guns to his cousin. He gets chased by police but his cousin "hector" helps him get away by hiding the car in a friends car shop. Then just add all the missions and shit
>>
>drag racing complaints

we need for speed underground now
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>>79584606
>Zebra

Nah, license plate
>>
9 males on the porch with guns..
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>>79584719
>>drag racers

find another way home, pizza boy
>>
how the fuck is a cop supposed to tell if a dindu is slurring there words or they are just speaking ebonics?
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I'm about to fall asleep, so here's my notes for this thread so far, some from the main line and some from the Zone 6 line. Punch them up as necessary for entertainment.

>Drunk spic fighting everyone
>White female apparently missing after incident w/Uber driver
>Man cuts his wrist w/broken bottle, says he's "been going through some stuff"
>White woman beaten by a spic, a nig, and a 3rd unknown ethnic, claims she's been hate crimed
>Man tries to fight train with body, who will win?
>Two black men walking down the street damaging car tires
>Man smashes boat for unknown reason
>You hit TRAFFIC!?!?
>Three black men in hoodies chasing woman, one confirmed with gun
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Drag Racing
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>intoxicated male in a car with kids in front of the liquor store
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How many homicides tonight?

On track for the worst year of the millennium

http://heyjackass.com/
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>>79584841
No one here likes the tuna
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>>79584848
They ask Robert. Robert knows
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>>79584873
blew a tranny at the drag strip smdh senpai
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so what's the deal with the car type binger?
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>>79584913
kek
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>>79584888
Bonding time with dad. I dont see anything wrong with this.
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>all these music complaints
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>>79584955
praise kek
he has blessed us, good night
>>
>>79584964
at least he's there ya know?
>>
Christie Brinkley?
>>
>>79584974
ever be woken up by a nig going by at 2am blasting tunes?
imagine that 100x and u got chiraq, how the fuck do yall even sleep
>>
>>79584892

>>79584892
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>>79583539
link? The dispatchers talk so fucking fast in SD.
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CHRISTIE BRINKLEY SUICIDAL
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>>79584984
not for much longer lol
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>>79585017
Missing persons...

Glad to know my feed is not lagging
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>>79584888
he's probably just sitting there reflecting on his life wondering where he went wrong..
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>>79585030
U juss dnt no wut gud musik souns like foo
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Tfw you set the roof on fire with fireworks
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>>79585124
da beat of my dram make the bass go boom
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Parking lot fight, bitches in
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>>79581874

/nothome/ here. Phone died and just got on muh laptop, so I'm just /comfy/

What'd I miss, lads?
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>>79583356
>polasky
its pulaski you fucking leaf
in honor of chicagos polish overlords
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>>79585445
nothin much its a slow nite
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>>79585445
>>79584871
>>79582005
>>
>>79585445
first of all
>>79584892

All I've heard that's notable was a few people fighting in a parking lot, currently a battery in progress, and a man cut his wrists with a glass bottle, then said he'd been "going through some stuff"
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MALE WHITE GANGBANGER
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>>79585861
pop pop
>>
ANTHONY HOWARD
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wait guys i think its starting to pick up
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I want the last 2 hours of my life back. This is boring..
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>>79586053
suicide threats and shootings and shit everywhere
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>>79586366
I heard one murder by fireworks
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Why do half the cops sound high as fuck?
>>
Homeland Security Check?
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>>79586336
same
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She takes the music complaint what a bitch!
>>
Shots Fired, Shots fired, and grabbing some Nazi uniforms
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>>79586862
go to a party or go tell someone to move their car. what would you do
>>
4 males fighting with guns?
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>>79586952
I don't want to be the one breaking up a party, end up arresting some minor while there are shots being fired everywhere.
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NONCHALANT DRIVING
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GERMAN SHEPARD BOYS
Some nigger's dog is about to get shot!
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Where is everyone? I went out drinking with the lads and the scanner thread is expired and OP is kill.
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>>79587429
>>79584892
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>>79587429
I dont know
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>>79587429
canuck forgot to use the right thread title m8
>>
Threads got split again, so there are 2 going, just like last night :(
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>>79587503
Thank you Robert
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Been gone for awhile. Any nigs got shot?
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>>79584892
>>79584892
>>79584892
>>79584892
New bread
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