Fear not... Robert will be on the scene within 30 minutes. Put you faith in Robert
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
alternative
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>http://tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
alternative
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
THE ORANGE HAT IS GONE
BOTTLE OF HENNY AW SHIT
>>79572428
WA FAG BINGO GENERAL
POST EM IF YOU PLAYIN
>98642 THE HATS ARE OFF EDITION
pawsiply kaaackees CARRYING BOTTLE HENESSY, god damn TYRONE!
>khakis
>no hat
>bottle of hennesy
sounds like a classy guy tbqh
RIP orange hat
>>79572428
Nth for
>It's all so tiresome
HE WAS CARRYING A BOTTLE OF HENNESSY
NIGGERS
yfw the Orange Hat is MIA and running around the suburbs
Why aren't we all Robert?
>Robert leaves his house everyday knowing he may just die at work
>probably says I love you to his wife and daughter everyday before work
A true hero
>carrying a bottle of hennessy
niggers are so predictable
>>79572569
10-4 roberts, person down on Kimbell, lots of injured.
>>79572569
as someone living in WA from Chicago and who loves Bingo, you make my night
>>79572569
dank green version
>>79572589
>hennesy
Ol' Negro Spiritual, agreed, it's just all so tiresome :^(
>>79572428
Who /nothome/ here?
All so tiresome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSES3ZDxm8
>>79572569
hard mode
>>79572606
Mrs Robert loves her hero.
Anyone got a fresh bingo card for me?
HE TOOK OFF HIS ORANGE HAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
why are we looking for stripe shirt again?
>>79572606
>probably says I love you
Naw, son. He looks his little girl square in the eyes, ruffles her hair and says
>Honey, daddy is 10-42 this net.
>>79572569
ROBERT 10-4 LOVE YOU 2
>>79572665
>>79572714
THEY ARE LEARNING
>>79572739
To which she replies
>Check yo keys
>>79572700
>MFW
God-damnit, man. This is fucking amazing.
rip orange hat goy
>>79572690
Fat spic
>>79572739
> daddy?
> yes honey?
> check yo keys check yo partners keys
>tfw you look forward to listening to the chiraq police scanner at night
>Black and White Sweater w/ a knife
>Fled into the alley
>>79572852
D-drawfaaaaaag! We need you!
>>79572963
Every night this week, since the first one.
>>79573011
That drawfag made it extra cumfy
>>79572963
it's becoming my favorite part of summer
>>79572963
i'm more excited for it than i should be. i never make it to the late night stuff
Fresh bingo boards pls
>Monday will be Sunday!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
>16oz soup cup of strong chamomile tea, apple bread, and a wrapped in a blanket
c o m f y
what does check yo keys mean?
Guys im on the south side of chicago rn . Been listening to this for like an hour. Get ready at 9:50 remember this . Not a joke
57th street
>>79572928
Actually average flip but k
>>79572962
ahaha...we need the drawfag now. this has to be immortalized.
>>79573109
This. We sit here, being /comfy/, commiserating, while a city bleeds itself red to the gutters for our amusement.
What a fucking time to be alive!
>>79573235
Get out of my country REEEEEEEE
>>79573226
black people are liable to steal your car if you don't keep track of your keys
>>79573226
it means you should observe these repeating digits
All this police radio makes me wanna listen to my local Memphis police to see what my monkeys are up to at this time of night.
going to chiraq for family reunion stuff tomorrow... am i gonna die
>>79573226
someone holding down the "talk" button on their personal radio by accident.
>>79573311
Keys: Check'd
>>79573311
Double dubs of truth
>aw mayn
>>79572963
Its a summer tradition, scanner is boring as fuck when nigs go into hibernation during the winter.
OH shit I live on archer and 47th.
SASSY DISPATCH
>"AW MAYN!"
>>79573303
Asians>Mexicans>Blacks
PDX log in activate, these are desperate times here, take your allies were you get em.
>>79573311
>>79573282
Just use the dad jumping out of the window template
>robert
The Robert from everybody loves raymond was a cop. coincidence?
>>79573313
Someone with Chiraq knowledge - make an anonymous 911 call identifying a black male wearing a my little pony tank top & firing a gun at random street lights while shouting about Donald Trump.
I cant stay and listen tonight
have to put fences up.
have fun, mates
Bout to take a big ol' dab to wake our lord and savior.
>"Sounds like Key & Peele's substitute teacher"
That dispatcher actually sounds kinda cute though
What should I listen to?
Ladies, gentlemen and all you /pol pervs...
Robert has arrived.
2 sassy
sweet sassy molassy tonight is gonna be good, I can feel it
>>79573343
Which part?
>>79573233
Get ready
>>79573343
only if you're white
>>79573429
Filipinos and Viets are the Mexicans of Asia.
>shirtless guy with dreads shooting off roman candles
Fireworks.
WE WUZ CHEYE NEEZ 'N SHEET
>>79573488
10-4, Robert. You'll be here in spirit, I'm sure
>>79573535
I'm ready for your blessed message.
>>79573534
this matters
>>79573343
>>79573343
It's a possibility
>>79573504
Fuck off quebec. Everyone hates you.
>>79573594
I was the dreaded roman candle shooter.
>>79573597
>Crook County
Good luck anon.
>>79573506
>>79573418
Sassy Dispatch is my dispatch waifu. I called dibs like, three days ago.
>All you other Roberts need not check yo' keys.
hey i just got here, what happened?
>>79573647
Rude. Hi Ontario.
>>79573545
no flip or viets ever called me neckbeard.
>>79573505
THANK GOD
>>79573671
Going again rn . See if i can spark attention. Cops everywhere
>life savings kept in garage
>>79573694
Welcome Robert. Here's my rolling log...
So far tonight..
> 4 hispanic males with guns hanging out behind funeral home.
> Dispatcher who can't stop laughing
> Mom hits son in head with a skillet
> Check your keys
> Dispatcher making fart noises
> Does anyone speak Polish?
> Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
> Man armed with golf club threatening to hit people
> Man stabs roommate in chest with knife.
> 16-year-old acting up. Is she crazy or high?
> Man with little shopping cart dodges in an out of traffic
> Boyfriend hitting woman with hammer
> drinking, smoking PCP and sitting on the porch, They dont live there
> Let's go to Wallgreen's and have a fight
> Perp lives Beatles song... he came in through the bathroom window (and left a lot of blood in the tub)
> Woman "laid out" at KFC
> Driving "Erotically"
> Who is the "Gatekeeper"? Man, myth or minimum wage employee?
> Man beating up 85-year-old father
> Screaming in the background
> How much coffee have you had?
> Dispatcher arguing with cop
> Dead on Arrival
> Hispanic male breaking all the car windows on the block
> Shots fired -- city stands silent in amazement
> Watch out Chloe.... he's in the house!
> Marcus and baby-mamma fighting while pushing baby stroller
> Car on the grass, officer confused...I need a ambulance, towtruck, errythang!!
> More screaming in the background
> Your Ubers are not listening
> Never trust a Hispanic with a backpack
> Colorful shirt, dark personality, harazzing 7-11 customers
> Cabby smacking down fare who ran without paying
> Shots fired
> More Shots fired
> Sunday will be Monday
> Shots still being fired
> Sassy dispatch
>"God has 400 dollars in his garage"
did I hear that right?
>>79573694
garbage can fire
and they were looking for a guy in a black and white shirt and orange hat... and the newest development is that he potentially took off the orange hat
>>79573545
Mexicants can't even compete
yo>>79573545
utube.com/watch?v=LiySJOncVfw
Drawfag here. What do you think Robert would look like?
ROBERT
>>79573803
Apparently, according to the Kektrips by this anon here
>>79573777
>>79573777
>>79573694
>HOW MUCH COFFEEE?
>ROBERTS on the scen yo
>waldo spottted
>400 dollas in garage
>>79573854
Like Bruce Wayne.
SHIFT CHANGE
>>79573786
>Man in jeep trying to "pick up" kids
that actually happened? man im kinda sad for missing that
>>79573854
DRAWFAG THANK GOD
I need you.
LOOK HERE:
>>79572739
AND HERE:
>>79572852
>>79572962
>>79573936
Robert
Simulcast in Espanol
>Spanish speaking officer
>>79573764
Okay let's make this all about you then (??)
>watch your keys please
>>79573854
like this
>10-4 move your cars Roberts.
>>79573990
Roberto
>>79573777
Where do you keep it, in a bank?
Did they ever find Waldo?
she can't even think anymore
Move yo cars!
>>79573954
I keep thinking of like... a younger Edward Flynn. Would that be acceptable?
>"I can't even think anymore"
Chicago is hell.
move the god damn cars
Chicago Prepare For 4th Of July Violence/ Top Cop Sick And Tired Of Murders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXZQGLAnc6k
>>79573777
well thats the ghetto mentality, some keep it under their bed
Guys Im the dreaded guy with roman candles . I was on the scanner earlier. Give me something to do with them . Im on adams st . Seen two officers and been listening to radar for an hour. Going to deliver at 9:05 near the cops
>>79573754
Nah MB.
>>79574149
There are plenty of wide open spaces in this great country.
>>79574135
There was a semi-canon pic of a chicago cop named Robert being harassed by sheboons and looking chill AF.
Flynn looks like him but older, so, yewah, that works.
>>79574135
How about Robert Patrick, except not as Terminator-y?
>>79574187
yell im a big guy very loud until they hear you
>>79574190
Maritimes?
>>79574187
Hit the cruiser.
>>79574187
Shoot off more shit and scream "THE EMAILS ARE A FALSE FLAG, THE FOUNDATION IS THE KEY ROBERT"
>>79574187
shove them up your ass you attention seeking faggot
>>79574187
Be a law abiding citizen and put out your roman candles. Then shake the officer's hands. Thank them for their service and duty.
>>79574187
Run around the street yelling "Robert" over and over again.
That would be worth hearing across the scanner.
>>79573471
>possibly on the autism spectrum
>"Two white males got up and are walking around, which apparently is suspicious"
The sassy dispatcher is running out of patience
>>79574187
insert it into your anus.
make sure to go all the way.
Can somebody explain why it is legal to listen to a police scanner?!
>>79574187
Guys, we have an opportunity to do something to please KEK, what should we do?
>>79574288
10:05 * just get ready!!!! Dreaded male if they say that!
fresh
select all images with pizza
>>79574334
Because it is?
>>79574326
I hope she yells, desu
>It's kinda hot when she blows a fuze
>>79574375
NICE.
>>79574358
Shooting at police tires and running . Screen cap
>>79574334
local laws anon. do you copy.
Who is robert
>>79574375
garbage can on fire... yiiiiiiissss
>>79574334
Tax funded
>>79574334
Serious answer...
There is a fundamental difference between the UK system and the American system.
(at least I think it's the UK system, it may be the Italian system).
Under your system, everything is technically illegal until it is made legal.
Under our system, everything is legal until it is made illegal.
>5'2"
when will they learn
>dispatch teaching cops to use the fucking radio
COULD YOU PAUSE
fucking rookie
PAUSE WHEN YOU HOLD THE KEY DOWN
>cant tell if i'm drunk or if i'm so stronk my arms now barely fit into my shirt
this is one hell of a feeel
>>79574375
playing this card starting now. 20:02pst ROBERT
>>79574375
oops, fixed the i bottom row
>>79574334
It's paid for by taxpayers, so it's public knowledge. That's why 911 calls are released too.
We've got corpse.
>>79574187
You mean 1005? If you're gonna pretend to be from a city at least know what time zone they're in asshole.
>>79574525
Sassy dispatch don't take shit from no limp key pusher!
>>79574563
flex out of the shirt
you're an animal
you're a sex monster
>>79574525
>>79574532
>>79574538
You think they'd teach them that in the police academy
>>79574463
All things good and holy.
CUTE
>>79574619
Boyd needs to get his shit together
Traffic lights out at Milwaukee damen and north Ave ? The rich people won't be happy about that!
>>79574334
Because freedom motherfucker
>>79574572
saved the good one. Washington state thanks you.
>strobe lights, fireworks, and guns
Oh boy now the fun begins
not bad looking
>shooting fireworks
>shooting guns
>singing
>strobe lights
SHOOTAN OFF A GUN
88 YEE OLE FEMALE FEELIN WEAKN DIZZY
>fireworks strobe lights and guns
sounds like one hell of a party
>shooting off fireworks
>shooting off guns
>FIREWORKS BRO STRIKES AGAIN!
look at this nazi
I'm OP....
who wants to take over starting new threads?
>>79574741
Mexicans
>>79574713
Thanks m8, drinking some Seattle Cider right now.
>>79574585
K, can we tap into their frequency and say, "We got a nigger situation, over"?
>owner refuses to give her back her change
lel
>>79574793
S A V A G E
>>79574461
roger dodger
>>79574506
Makes sense. But even in the UK, you cant access the frequency the police use
>>79574574
thanks
>>79574681
But surely criminals listen to it as well. Like when they told all the unmarked vehicles to move and their location that isn't a good thing.
>>79574748
The Smacking Lips featuring DeWayne Coin
>POPPING OFF FIREWORKS ON THE STREET
>10:05 CST
THE BASTARD DID IT
>>79574797
The Jews
DREADED MALE HERE. JUST SHOT THE ROMAN CANDLES DID THE SCANNER PICK IT UP
>>79574187
Wait did this guy just deliver?
>>79574834
Sounds like your stream is about 1/2 an hour behind
>>79574842
do you really think niggers have the intelligence to seek out and use that information
these are the same people having a firework family fistfight out in the street
We RoBert now.
>>79574891
I think so.
>>79574884
>firework at street
yup
>>79574884
YES YOU ARE A LEGEND
>>79574884
I knew it was you. Be safe.
>>79574918
it's broadcastify tho
Shots Fired!!!!
>>79574713
Beautiful area to bad all the people in the state can't just be killed to make it tolerable to visit.
>>79574842
the good stuff they call in. if you get your name on the radio your shot or about to be rekt, so its risk vs reward.
>>79574983
Not sure. I'm on broadcastify too, but the owner refusing to give back change came across my stream about 1/2 an hour ago.
>>79572428
Can somebody fill me in on Robert?
>>79574667
>>79574740
Your standards are deplorably low.
>>79574884
>shoot fireworks to get on police scanner
>accidentally get arrested
>>79574884
now to see your mugshot
is this the 3rd thread??
when robert?
>>79574884
IM IN THE WOODS WITH TWO FRIENDS WE ALL HAVE THE SCANNERS WE HAVE 5-6 MORE ROMANS GOING TO POP OFF SAME SPOT ON ADAMS. THERE IS AN OFFICER PULLED OVER . WILL DELIVER AGAIN. BTW IM A DREADED BLACK M 19 JUST IN CASE. ADAMS ST
Shits silent dafaq
>>79575065
its a new AI for Chicago chimp wrangeling.
>>79574842
I think the only thing you could really gain from listening, is when your own illegal shit is called in. That'd give you a heads up that they're possibly headed your way.
>>79575074
or maybe your standards are too high since you are a porn addict
HOMELAND SECURITY CHECK REQUESTED
>>79575136
Yes, third thread of the night.
Homeland security check?
Oooh animal fight
>>79575138
YELL BIG GUY OR BANE PLEASE
>>79575138
DELIVERING AT 10:20 !!! WILL REPORT BACK IF THEY MIVE. We here gun shots .
>animal bite
also reposting shitty OC
>>79574793
>that savage tattoo tho
its for guys like this that i sometimes think preemptive arrest might not be such a bad idea. you just know he's going to fuck somebody up.
>>79575138
ROMANS DON'T POP OFF. YOU'RE LITERALLY JUST A DREADED FAGGOT
ILLEGAL PARKING IN THE HANDICAPPED SPOT, BE CAREFUL
>>79575138
Chimp on D'Wayne
>>79575263
OH SHI--
>>79574410
>guadalupe
>>79575263
YELL BIG GUY OR BANE PLEASE FOR THE MEMES
>>79575263
>We here gun shots
>here
Well I'm convinced you are black
>>79575014
>>79575178
You could also approximate the polices location.
>>79575183
it's a distinct possibility but those girls are still pretty ugly.
>>79575284
But would he assault a white person? he looks like he would only go for subhumans tbqh
OH FUG THE MADMAN IS ACTUALLY LIGHTING FIREOWRKS IN THE STREET
>>79575174
God bless Robert. We need him here in Erie.
>>79575183
You're right. It really does.
>driving Uber in Chiraq
For what purpose.
Robert's Rules of Law & Order
FROM ANONYMOUS
>>79575329
>>79575329
He already said he's black
Delivering with fireworks though
>ANONYMOUS
>>79574463
It means arrest made.
>>79575263
Yell "Robert" alot so that we know it's you
its robert from raymond in the middle
>>79575346
understandable, im just shitposting
Chiraq police have quick response times
They must be everywhere
Those fireworks were not the dreaded man's. Wasn't on Adams St.
>>79572701
someone reposted my OC from last night
Looking forward to the SHOW OF FORCE this weekend
>>79575138
You know a great way to get on the police scanner?
Kill yourself.
>>79575263
yell robert or bane or big guy really loud please
>>79575526
Almost like it's a major US city with a large police force.. weird..
> 41 xray, wat dat?
Our jolly dreaded african american friend should delivar with fireworks at 10:20 on adams st
LISTEN
>>79575536
Love it when that happens.
I posted something on /pol (and /pol only) about a year ago, and it wound up showing up on a national news site as part of their article.
ROMAN CANDLE ANON PLEASE SHOUT BIG GUY OR SOME SHIT LIKE CLAPPING WHILE RUNNING OR SAY JEB! FOR PRESIDENT!!!
>>79575263
FUCKING COPS MOVED . WE ARE OFF ADAMS . WE SEE SOME COPS ON HARRISON I AM GOING TO YELL ROBERT AND SHOOT TWO ROMANS 10:22
>>79575620
Well yeah
But it's amazing how quick for me. In my major Oz city and it's going to be more than 10 minutes for most of the shit you hear here
OP Here again...
Someone needs to step up and take over control of posting new threads when the comments hit max.
I did the first three posts, it's someone else's turn.
If someone doesn't step up, this thread will archive without a replacement and Robert will be ashamed of you.
>>79575472
Yeah, fireworks have been going off outside my house for the last 3 hours almost every 5 min
It's near the 4th of July, predicting fireworks isn't rocket science
>>79575626
xray is female or the letter x
either a 41 year old woman or some code 41 x
>>79575707
You better deliver
>>79575753
SOMEONE TAKE OVER
SOMEONE TAKE OVER
SOMEONE TAKE OVER
SOMEONE TAKE OVER
OP IS OFF
HOMELAND SECURITY CHECK NAVY PIER
>>79575776
SWE WE ARE 10:22
JUST GOT HOME, WHAT'D I MISS TONIGHT?
>>79575808
too high, sorry, robert.
who /comfy/
>>79575874
anon is gonna deliver
>>79575911
Deliver how
>>79575874
Anon should deliver fireworks at 10:22
>>79575808
I got it
>>79575897
god I wish. have to drive soon. wish I wasn't going out to see friends. Drinking home alone is way better than socializing.
its 10:22 anon is full of shit
>>79575183
nah I'm with the other guy. You're setting yourself up for a life of child support if those pics are your level.
>>79576013
thank you anon for taking over the threads
ICE CREAM
NEW BREAD
>>79576039
FIREWORKS IN THE ALLEY
>>79575897
sipping whiskey and club soda now myself
I C E C R E A M T R U C K
>ICE CREAM TRUCK IS FROWNED UPON
Not sure if people on this thread know, but the online scanner is delayed by several minutes.
Get the fuck out of here ice cream truck, you're not wanted here!
>>79576105
great combo anon, approved
>Ice Cream Truck
>>79576013
Thanks. I'm mentally invested in these threads now and didn't want to see it all get flushed.
Robert would tip his hat, if he wasn't fighting the godless hordes trying to destroy his city.
NEW THREAD
>>79576039
>>79576039
We're about at the bump limit, get ready to move on:
>>79576039
>>79576039
>>79576039
>>79576039
>>79575391
No cash to be robbed of.
People who absorb all light and use flip phones can't use your service.
>>79575897
got a hoptical ipa, waterworld on flix, fairly comfy
>>79576147
move it on.
>>79576355
NEW THREAD
>>79576355
NEW THREAD
>>79576355
NEW THREAD
>>79576355
>>79576741
kill yourself tripfag
>>79576850
>>79576850
He's a namefag, not a tripfag, newfag. :^)
any polish speakers tonight?
got damn they'll never find out what he's saying xD
