BUILD THE BULLET TRAINS EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
>Install extraflags mod
google: extra flags for 4chan
cvck mods filtered the link.
shows state and region flags of users
LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4
Unknown: 3-4(?)
tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull.
>tfw pauline and the independents have the power
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
>>79516378
Has Mal been drinking?
TURNBULL IS DRUNK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
MALCOLM IS SHITFACED
>>79516455
You're outta here!
Is Prepbull the drunkard going to be ousted like Tones was?
6th for drunken Prime Minister
>>79516401
preppingthebull is increasingly nervous right now. It's so transparent that he is shitting the bed right now.
WILL MALCOM STOP TALKING!
Too many melb tinnies
>>79516150
>3 million gun owners in Australia
>230 gun deaths in 2015
If we assume that all gun deaths were the result of a legal, licensed firearm (protip: they're mostly all illegally owned firearms), then that means that 0.0008% of firearm owners are responsible. Tell me more about this 'imminent danger'
Is Malcolm Turnbull drunk? He's rambling something chronic! This isn't even an election night speech.
Bullet trains would be nice
Was that a USB cable on screen?
So is ABC gonna go until 2am
nth for Drunkbull
Malcolm has finally lost it.
IS IT ME OR IS TURNBULL LIVERBLASTED?
NOBODY FUCKING CARES, YOUR SPEECH HAS BECOME A MEANDERING MESS
Where were you when Reddit lost their shit and all Aussie redditors come from Melbourne?
This speech just sounds like drunken rambling
>NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM INVASION/TYRANNY IN AUSTRALIA
THIS IS WHAT GUN RIGHT ACTIVISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE .
>>79516401
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/79514762#p79516431
yes
who else is /hidingunderthedoona/ right now?
HAHAHAHAH
ITT
LEFTISTS HIDING FROM REALITY
>>79516610
It is drunken rambling
Shorten's speech: classy, measured, gracious. Turnbull's speech: petulant, childish, disgraceful
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
I PUT THE LOTION ON THE SKIN
>>79516455
nope
I don't even know what he's been saying, but it makes me feel good and want to work for my country.
Is he our Trump?
Why are you social justice cucks supporting the liberal party? Is this a meme or something? /pol/ supporting dirty liberals? What the actual fuck......
>>79516614
see >>79516625
>i'm retarded at cross thread linking
>>79516554
>tfw a baby has a bigger penis than you
hold me bros
Prepbull is a embarrassing mess.
Coup now pls
>>79516625
Lah mayo
>>79516626
I am, might have a cheeky pull before i go to sleep.
>>79516614
fuck off cuck
"The erection the election is over. Only the counting remains." - Turnbull 2016.
>>79516626
I don't have a telly in my room, no doona here
> found a magnet link for 98GB of Anri Okita porn
B A S E D /t/
Jesus fuck, Malcolm stop rambling
>>79516626
Doona is such a comfy word
>>79516626
Here
>>79516647
>>79516610
almost like listening to some drunk boomer going off at the rsl about evil labor.
>>79516637
ITT ALT-RIGHTERS WITH YEAR 10 EDUCATION THINKING THEY KNOW POLICY/ECONOMICS & SOCIAL ISSUES
Which channel has the best election panel if any still on?
I just got home from a 10 hour shift.
I have ABC on now but because of turdbulls speech I can't see who is covering.
>pyne re-elected
>>79516703
BRING THE DOONA TO THE TV YOU DINGUS
>>79516672
You need to go back, zhang
>>79516498
>>79516499
>>79516501
Fucking love it.
Had a killer headache earlier but a nap fixed me right up lads
>>79516637
What reality is that? Be more specific.
>>79516626
>doona
>not calling it a quilt
fuck off
>>79516718
lol fucking this
>>79516699
Cuck!
Take a shot everyone!
>>79516614
:^) see you when the government goes tyrannical and you're shot/gassed/stabbed/hung and thrown in a ditch
>>79516626
>not wearing fingerless gloves/balaclava/jacket/pants
it's like you're not even a hacker tbqhfam
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
REDDIT BTFO
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79516756
But then I have to unmake my bed m8.
Also I live in Darwin and it's hot as shit here
>>79516745
ABC panel is slowly imploding due to lack of sleep, I think
>>79516614
t. melbourne fag
>>79516745
ABC has Penny Wong and Scott Morrison.
>>79516751
With Pyne, we're fine.
>>79516816
>hurrdurrdurrr derp derp derp
>>79516804
my condolences
>>79516718
Your liberal arts/english/cultural studies degree is not an education.
>>79516813
They're signing off soon.
>>79516840
Can't whine with Pyne
>>79516879
Haha, well meme'd!
>>79516626
I say quilt
What a fucking speech. Thank goodness based Pauline has had a great showing.
>>79516794
>THE GOVERNMENT WILL KILL YOU DUDE
You sound like you've just done your first joint and are trying to be "deep"
You have no idea about how society works.
>>79516772
Lol, the cheeky cunt grin on the cardboard
>>79516896
Mr Pyne? He's fine.
>72-69
oh fuck
>>79516751
God leftists are pathetic.
Bunch of uneducated, dope smoking morons.
What was that qtpie Asian standing behind GOATbull?
the police are going to get you crooked union fucks!
and you still lost
communists eternally B T F OOOO
its obvious the redditors are back
sorry this isn't your liberal hug box tyranny is in fact in affect and war doesn't just happen across the other side of the world
also europe is a place with literally more retarded gun laws than australia and look whats happened there brussels, france etc.. people being gun downed in the streets like shooting fish in a barrel
anyone who is too retarded to see this is a fool
>>79516883
Ditto. Need to get up in 6 hours to run DnD. Was meant to go to sleep at liek fucking 11, but got caught up in this. I don't even fucking follow politics!
>>79516936
>>79516857
You have to go back
>>79516816
>I WANT [reddit/Melbourne/Cucks/Shills/Neoliberal/Globalists/Leftie] TO GO
>>79516982
His son's wife
>>79516751
Voted for him today. No regerts.
>>79517003
Holy shit I also gotta get up in 6 hours
They need a few days to get the fake votes sorted.
>>79516974
:)))))
based xenaphon
>>79516980
Lol
http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html
>>79516986
Should've outlawed assault muslims
According to ABC poll, looks like Labor are going to pick up 5 more seats.
>3 more years of MANDATE to try and ram through shit
Zzzz.
>>79516962
>give government very large amounts of power
>expect it to be nice and give that power back
Greetings from the Soviet Union, aka where my grandparents fled from because they were in mortal danger of being rounded up and sent to die.
>>79516879
At least I can call what I have an "education".
>Insulting higher education/degrees
WOW the alt-right being anti-intellectual, how SHOCKING
I don't have a Liberal Arts degree, nice try!
>>79517093
BTFO!
>all these fags squealing about the fuccbull being drunk, muh no guns, muh liberals are finished, muh muh muh green didn't win, muh muh muh muh
are you faggot reddit blow-ins actually watching the results? or are you just shitposting for the fuck of it?
also, how many aus/pol/acks do you think actually support the libs as they stand? it's a lesser of two incompetencies situation to a tee.
>>79517031
>[Alt-right/racists/nationalists/nazis/channers/righty/anything-I-don't-like]
Night lads
Turnbull is drowning his sorrow cause he knows he's gonna get knifed next.
>MFW
>Post a positive comment about Turnbull in /r/Australia thread.
>Get downvoted into oblivion within 30 seconds by ass-hurt socialists.
r/australia is gettin real salty up in 'ere
>>79516986
based norway
Brevik dindu nuffin.
>>79517031
thats not what i said you autistic fucking cock gobbler.
>>79516401
>One Nation: 4
oretty good for a right wing meme party
>>79517131
>WOW the alt-right being anti-intellectual, how SHOCKING
Get used to it. These chumps probably dropped out in year 10.
>>79517061
I'm starting at 6. At this point I might as well just stay up and have a few more drinks.
>>79517102
Yeah that's a grounded viewpoint
Australia in 2016 is comparable to the Soviet Union! Wow, I've never thought about it that way, thanks paranoid basement dweller!
>>79517151
Night m8
>>79517169
it's literally 75% Greens voters. Don't know why you people bother going there.
>>79517174
>Brevik dindu nuffin.
*tips fedora*
LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS
LOOK AND LAUGH
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Q L D
L
D
>>79517146
>muh
>>79517074
Nice unrelated study.
>>79517151
Night, im going too, I'm cold of body and spirit.
>>79517146
>also, how many aus/pol/acks do you think actually support the libs as they stand? it's a lesser of two incompetencies situation to a tee.
except it was good old johnny coward that spent us into massive debt
oh yeah
and he took muh guns
Reddit trying to troll is like watching a fat chick trying to fit through a small doorway.
>>79517195
No point, there's no point now.
Also
KERRIE O BRIEN BTFO
>>79517225
REDDIT ABSOLUTELY BUTT BLASTED AHAHAHAHA
>>79517225
out polled in queensland
>>79517174
>Brevik dindu nuffin.
This is real
>>79517181
>socialist shitting on the working class
Wew
E
W
>>79517262
How is it unrelated? Lmfao...conservacucks/racist/right wingers are proven to have lower IQs than progressives
>suck on that Kerry O'Brien
what did she mean by this?
>ALP 70
>LNP 68
just a little further :^)
>>79517316
You don't work, you're just a bum who sits on /pol/ all day.
GROOVE IS IN THE HEEEAAAAARRRT
Someone redpill me on the parties
Also have all the votes been counted in yet?
>>79517225
hahahahaha
>won't find out if anyone got a majority until Tuesday
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Could someone tell me why the fuck they're waiting until Tuesday to count more votes?
>>79517203
>LE AUSTRALIA COULD NEVER GO TYRANNICAL
God I can't wait until WW3.
Even if you're a shitposter I'll just find people like you to hang.
Antony Green getting his dick wet tonight
>>79516614
>greens voters
why do you hate women why do you want them to be raped by thirdworld migrants
kek Leigh dealing out the bants
Im going to bed. see you cunts in the morning
>>79517169
Let's hear the positive comment.
If you like the coalition's policies, that's great -- but Turnbull himself is a spineless twat that will sell out anyone (including himself) to get the title of Prime Minister next to his name.
>>79517381
>God I can't wait until WW3.
Oh wow. Are you old enough to post here?
What's going on?
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
QT ALERT
why is aus/pol/ so leftist? so many labor supporters ITT hating on Turnbull.
Libs>Labor any day
>>79517360
Isnt the non working bum the core of labour/greens voting base?
Hahahahahah love the pre-filmed intro that acts like there was actually been a result
>>79517405
>If you like the coalition's policies
>>79517404
See you in the morning. I love you.
HOLY SHIT< DID LABOR PERFORM ELECTION FRAUD AND STILL LOSE?
FUCKING K E K
>>79517377
Australian efficiency at work
>>79517131
liberal arts/english/cultural studies degrees do not make you more intellectual.
Parroting whatever politics your lecturers tell you in university is not an education.
>bullet trains
We're not allowed bullets thanks to Howard.
Okay it's over. Night lads, let's pray that Libs get in to destroy the minorities
>>79517411
>>>/r/Australia
>>79517377
Union rules means they can't come in on a sunday to print the fake votes.
>>79517381
Ah, this is where I have the upper hand
Your flaming pants + fedora will make you easy to spot in the aftermath of the nuclear winter, you'll be an easy target.
>>79517146
Honestly, they shouldnt have lost so much ground when they knifed tones.
they're globalist shills that have now lost a fair amount of their power, and that's fine as now the minor parties get some of the power to push some of their own legislation and/or block outright stupid bills from going to the floor.
better than labor's abortion though
>>79517468
>LE GO BACK TO R EDDIT MAY MAY XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>79517225
where are these numbers from?
KEKBULL ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79517321
Non-sequitur.
>>79517424
basically its almost a draw and australians don't know how to count things or something
and the redditors are in this thread as well
>>79517495
hurrrdurrr im an ignorant retard
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/02/labors-economic-record-is-better-than-the-coalitions-and-they-must-make-it-count
>>79517475
>SHIT WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY THEM DOUBLE TIME AND A HALF TO COUNT ON SUNDAY CUT PENALTY RATES QUICK
WHO EVEN ARE THESE MUPPETS
just give me sweet sweet shoulder length qt in the middle
>>79517541
>and the redditors are in this thread as well
kys
>>79517424
Hung parliament in the lower house, current centre-right party blown the fuck out after they called a double dissolution hoping to win back a better majority in the senate. A party will have to cut a deal with independents in the lower house to form Government.
Senate is fucked, many independents and possibly up to 4 One Nation senators, who are a well known Nationalist party that haven't had any seats in parliament since the 90's. 4 seats is nothing on the surface considering there's 76 seats but they'll hold the balance of power and will be able to vote down anything they don't like.
>>79517553
>theguardian.com
Kill yourself, senpai.
Equivalent to me posting a Breitbart article.
>>79517174
That shirt legit gave me a giggle m8.
>>79517377
They are going to secure all the ballots rather than keep counting them because it would be less secure to leave random fuccbois counting on their own overnight, there were a whole lot of issues at the last election because of continuing to count over the weekend that lead to court cases etc.
That's the whole point of delaying counting so it can be done at a centralised properly supervised location.
>tfw Leftists think losing is winning
Please liberal
You can do it
What time are you guys setting your alarms for tomorrow?
Post your alarm time and breakfast routine.
10:30 checking in. Going to sleep at real nigga hours so I can catch up on a couple of GoT episodes (season 6 has been fucking epic so far).
For breakfast its the usual soft eggs on toast.
Semester break has been very comfy so far.
>>79517553
Can't tell if all this is just shitposting due to straya thread or we are being raided by shills like Jordies
>>79517553
>theguardian
Here's an article from Stormfront to counter your "point".
>>79517553
is your brain broken you fucktard?
the shitposting stops when we're actually on something serious.
>muh bob hawke
eat shit
>>79517577
The telly in the middle looks like to says Trump.
>>79517523
aec gov au mate
STOP MAKING NEW THREADS CUNTS.
KEEP IT IN THIS THREAD UNTIL IT DIES.
>>79517631
>semester break
>alarms
Kek
>>79517453
You couldnt even make it past the basic ATAR requirement dude!
I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university? Or those that view images on /pol/
Keep thinking I do a liberal arts (whatever that is, sounds buzzwordy), if that makes you feel better
>>79517523
Right 'ere mate
Feels so good man
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefs-20499-QLD.htm
>>79517602
You can look up the statistics yourself on the IMF website.
It's a fact liberals are the most reckless spenders.
You're extremely ignorant, my chumpy friend.
http://theconversation.com/the-idea-that-conservatives-are-better-economic-managers-simply-does-not-stand-up-56678
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-12/dunlop-the-myth-of-coalition-economic-management/6308704
>>79517586
well thats all that has happened basically
>>79517614
oops, forgot to attach this
Aus politics is a joke
>le change leader every year
Can we PLEASE have some fucking stability
>tfw this is why people welcomed the NSDAP into power in germany to provide stability
ALA putsch when?
>>79517598
Reminder 4 one nation seats are speculated nothing is confirmed
>>79517663
>>muh bob hawke
>eat shit
durrr i cant handle facts durrr
>>79517647
Shitposting. I'm doing it too to an extent.
>>79517631
All the Tyrells and the sparrows die
>>79517676
Waking up at any time after 11am.
Its too late for breakfast and too early for lunch.
>>79517468
Why are you sending somebody to the Adult Requests board?
>>79517631
7:00am with reheated KFC gotta be ready for work.
>>79517675
until the morning when it all starts again
>Greens only one (1) seat
>tfw commies btfo again
So who does /pol/ support in this election and who does reddit support?
>>79517680
What do you study mate? Political science is still an arts degree.
>>79517683
>http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateFirstPrefs-20499-QLD.htm
UGH MUH DIK
Honest question.
Turnbull's speech sounded like he was going full austerity and planning to sell some stuff off.
Does Australia have any big ticket items left to sell?
>>79517801
LDP no seats
Why live
>>79517760
>not posting the superiour one
>>79517680
>I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university? Or those that view images on /pol/
Who was the last great leader that 'studied' politics? or had a degree in something related to politics
>>79517680
>I wonder who would have more knowledge on politics; those that study it through university?
Again, parroting whatever your university lectures tell you really isn't politically open-minded and is rather a degradation in education.
>>79517807
/pol/ = pauline hanson and liberal
reddit = labor, greens
Read it and weep, you uneducated losers.
http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
If you think Libshits are better economic mangers, you need to sterilize yourselves now so you don't pollute the gene pool with your low IQ enabling genes.
>>79517827
Medicare :^)
>>79517888
Go to bed Bill.
SO WHO ARE THE GOOD GUYS?
Are the Greens doing well?
im for the greens.
time to dump your victory Turnbulls /pol/
>>79517807
reddit supports the Greens because its communism
pol supports Liberal because they're the most right winged / fuck off muslims
The best thing that has come out of this election is Pauline Hanson is back. Shes very openly anti muslim and was big in politics in the 90s
pic is her
>>79517807
/pol/ - pro guns
reddit - anti funs
nothing new
>>79517884
>/pol/
>liberal
we bullet train
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateInformalByState-20499.htm
200,000 people in NSW made an informal vote, Jesus.
>>79517225
reddit on sucide watch
>>79517922
One Nation.
>>79517888
>hurr durr *sips tea*
>>79517827
Medicare
>>79517808
Does it matter what I say?
If I saw engineering, you'll laugh and say that doesnt tell you about politics.
If I say medicine, you'll say I'm lying.
If I say economists, you'll call me a Keynesian shill or neoliberal/globalist/shill or whatever buzzword you have today.
So why would I tell you?
Why are you insulting Arts degrees? Are you really that fucking stupid? What type of person insults a university qualification (I guess those that can't get them).
>>79517807
well obviously reddit hates freedom, so they'd support the greens
>>79517911
Ebin >>79517888
If none if you cucks bother to read this then you're just confirming to yourselves deep down you know you're the ones in the wrong.
But of course its fun to be le edgy contrarian alt-right
>>79517827
Melbourne
>>79517884
reluctantly liberal
>>79517922
Labor.
>>79517930
this is better actually
Prepbull's shills in the media are turning on him.
>>79517930
Pauline Hanson is an inarticulate retard and will only discredit the anti immgration cause like she did in the 90s
>>79517888
I got some nice trips too, heh.
Literally no one ITT will bother to click those links.
Feels good to be objectively right.
>>79517973
>>79517945
>>79517930
>>79517884
Isn't the liberal party run by the guy who ousted Tony Abbott? Does /pol/ like him or not?
>>79517883
>>79517855
>Thinks university is parroting lectures
Christ.
>>79517855
>study politics at a tertiary level
>proceed to get BTFO by a bunch of amateur enthusiasts on a cantonese comic book forum
it's truly laughable.
>>79517827
UNIVERSITY
Cuckbull promised they'd deregulate uni fees after getting it knocked back and they're going to try again
Hostile Senate will protect our godless country though
>>79517971
fine arts degrees are useless and an arts degree doesn't get you a job hence useless
>>79517888
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
Reminder to you illiterate libcuck voters.
>>79518042
we reluctantly support them because it's either them or labor
>>79517427
As cute as my left nut cunt
>>79517956
this
>>79518042
yeah it is. wish based tone was back, but turnbull is fine. hopefully he gives us bullet trains
>>79517888
Bandt, you can stop crying now
>>79518042
liberal party is run by a literal JP Morgan merchant banker globalist
liberal party cucks suck his cock anyway cause they're loyal to the brand despite the brands actions
total pleb bait party
>>79517888
>>79518099
Mind explaining what about those PDFs that strengthen your position?
>>79518000
That would be magnificent.
Have any meme parties done any good?
>>79518042
Liberal party is pretty much what the Republican party would be if Marco Rubio got the nomination
>>79518099
dubs, holy shit.
retards ITT literally too scared to find out the truth
>>79518168
it proves liberals are horse shit at economic management.
come on m8, it's not that complicated. i know reading and numbers might be a bit scary to you, but you need to try.
:^)
>>79518099
dude, this is getting embarrassing
>>79518163
Both major parties really do suck.
ALP likely to be the subject of a police investigation after the QLD branch sent out text messages as 'Medicare' warning against voting for the LNP ayyyyyy lmao
>>79518041
Hey, fuckwit, your *sips tea* method of shitposting here to make yourself feel about Labor losing means no one's going to bother. I don't support the Liberals because I already know that they don't handle the economy better because I've read about it, they're just crypt-capitalists who scratch the back of big businesses.
>>79518202
Looks like One Nation will do well.
>AEC giving Lab 70 to Libs 68
Jesus this is gonna take forever
>>79518242
What's the matter? Numbers and stats frighten you?
>>79518263
okay then?
>>79517553
>.theguardian
ayyyyyy lmao are you going to link me to infowars next
>>79518235
>checking your own dubs
embarrassing
How long till Malcolm Turnbull is ousted?
Why not vote independent?
>>79518316
See
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/985AC3105CB3AB37CA257F6300148D99/$File/56250_dec%202015.pdf
>http://www.ausstats.abs.gov.au/ausstats/meisubs.nsf/0/537B103E4DDB062BCA257F69001104EA/$File/52060_dec%202015.pdf
>>79518235
So you're not going to elaborate?
Umm... :^) I guess.
>>79518339
we do
not everyone does.
>>79518202
One Nation didn't do too bad.
>>79518359
>im too scared to read the content of the links myself so im just going to ask the OP to spoon feed me and then dismiss it because he refuses to
How'd I do cunts?
>its a young liberal dismisses evidence and relies on ad hominems episode
you cunts are fucking prepping hard tonight!
>>79518339
Most of us do. The rest of the population don't.
I'm taking off to bed now. Have fun with the triggered redditor everyone.
>>79518358
Good night, you double digit IQ, uneducated, jobless losers.
>>79517553
>https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/02/labors-economic-record-is-better-than-the-coalitions-and-they-must-make-it-count
(i am quite drunk)
This is the perfect example of the libs economic policies
Every time:
'Oi senpai Labour are spending too much given the current economic cycle position, hence debt/deficit/ structural inadequacies are all up.
>people vote liberal
>they do the cuts make the fucking grim decisions
eventually global growth goes up and money starts flowing back in
Libs don't have any other substantive policies other than authoritarian economic reform.
People want social/other reform so they vote labour back in
....economic cycle peaks 2-3 years later and starts to fall
All of a sudden libs are back in
MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
The fact the current global economic position is so fucked has lead to the hung parliament which will ruin what was in a decent 10 year election cyce
>>79517712
one is enough to cause trouble
>>79518412
lol. Katter is meme tier. Think that texas guy from the simpsons. Hilarious.
>>79518339
~23% of people voted for someone other than the major two parties (Labor/Coalition parties)
Senate will probably about ~20% minor parties
>>79518081
You're an idiot.
Whilst yes, Art degrees do not have the economic return that STEM (generally) has, to imply that a degree is worthless (considering that you most likely could not complete one) is an extremely narrow-minded view on what education is.
To weigh up education based on how much money you get from it is stupid. Education degrees have some great job prospects in Australia, would you consider that degree useless?
It brings large holidays, competitive entry level pay (with a ladder to climb), and an ageing workforce which means young graduates are favoured immensely. However, you may not earn as much as an engineer who plays their cards right.
>>79518412
Pretty good, Greens not on there which is even better
>>79518358
explain how the fuck this backs up your position'
all i can see is the very obvious fallout of the 2008 crisis and a very straight line of average otherwise
stop being a faggot and try to be constructive
>>79518261
They'll have a fall guy, one of the shittier unions maybe, who will say they did it of their own initiative. It'll be swept under the rug instantly.
>>79518410
>I'm just going to post a 36 page pdf without citing it and expect everyone to read the whole thing because I'm a lazy bumhole that can't into arguments
>>79518099
>trying to argue that a fiscally conservative party will have less austerity than a leftist gibsmedat unionist party
That's a bad angle to take, even if a handful of autists here read all that cherry-picked shit, you'll never convince any meaningful group of people with your spergout.
>>79518339
I did.
Sadly we have had a pretty strong two party system for some time now and it doesn't seem to be shifting from that any time soon.
Why do Libs suck off John Howard? Didn't he sell off nationalised assets which eventually led to net losses in profit over time?
>>79518528
With Goldman Sachs
Never Relax
>>79518339
it only works in a few places where the major parties are disliked. my electorate is either ALP or IND, and fuck the ALP
>>79518486
>Education degrees have some great job prospects in Australia, would you consider that degree useless?
yeah... teaching is for women who should be raising their children
i dont know who should teach. probably nuns or the menopausal.
>>79518454
Stick around and make an argument. Linking to data and saying the argument speaks for itself is [Molly meme goes here]
>>79517922
The ones that keep the illegals out. It seems that leftards haven't realised that the muslim scum are the biggest blight on this earth.
>>79517888
Just don't fucking bother, if these monkeys see something they can't explain, they just ignore it and keep thinking the same way even though the party doesn't have a real leg to stand on.
>>79518584
oo sexism, I was wondering where that was...let me just get my bingo card.
>>79517428
Libs actually have work so do instead of trolling poll and r/australia
>>79518486
You don't need a fucking expensive piece of paper to make yourself an artist. Any artist worth their salt does it as a form of expression, not a fucking cash cow. Arts degree tards are the laziest kinds of cunts.
>>79518551
you cant reason with them.
they have to come to the conclusion themselves
>>79518567
because he was a good boy neoliberal, neolibs being the driving force behind the liberal party
>>79518567
Because he banned guns and sold off everything to get his precious surplus.
>>79518567
Made the country safer aftr port arthur m8
Liberals are afraid of liberty and don't want the common man being able to defend himself
He should hire a private security detail for that
>>79518486
hahaha
why is reddit here?
>>79518643
Rug muncher, gtfo
>>79518576
now, repeat after me.
yes Prime Minister Turnbull
>>79517888
being on the the wrong side of history
in the current year
>>79518584
>yeah... teaching is for women who should be raising their children
>letting modern women teach your kids
Enjoy having your daughter come back home one day with her muslim boyfriend and tell you she's voting Greens
>>79518245
This. BOTH the Liberal Party AND the Labor Party suck and voting should NOT be mandatory here in Australia unless we get genuinely better parties that are more representative of the average Australian. At this point, I predict that Mal will form a new Coalition government, but hopefully it will be a minority government just to prevent the Coalition douches from going full-retard (and I am AGAINST minority governments in general, by the way).
>>79518576
>mfw i accidentally got off the elevator on the GS level of 101 collins last week and there were 6 guys in yamakas in the lobby
Why do you hugbox reddit leftists need to support and barrack for each other? Are you that insecure about the soundness of your belief system that you need to act like cultists to stave off cognitive dissonance?
>>79518663
Arts degrees are not just limited to Fine Arts.
But if you were kidding (Which I really hope you were) then here is a lol for you
lol! epic!
>>79518643
its true though
men shouldnt teach most subjects. its a feminine job for lazy retards who want holidays.
hanging around children all day every day is not a masculine ideal.
>>79518691
>port arthur
don't tell me australians actually believe that or aren't at least a little bit curious about port author
>>79518801
>MASCULINE IDEAL
Gender roles!
I'm really close to bingo
Just a reminder, lads
>>79518567
i dont suck him off.
his knee jerk reaction ends up with me not being legally allowed to defend my property from those who may do ill.
fuck him.
>>79518567
Strong foreign policy mainly. He stopped refugees and maintained strong ties with USA and China.
>>79518643
kek
you aware of how absolutely fucking DESPERATE the education industry is for male teachers? policy goes out the fucking window when reality bites hard.
>m-muh sexism
protip: if you want the best job security and the best holidays for a career, try primary teaching as a male
>>79518843
FALSE FLAG
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>>79518843
Mate read the fucking thread theres millions of Liberal voters who loved how John Howard took their guns away
They fucking love it! They're so liberal they can't wait to throw their liberty away!
>>79518663
this. The only reason an artist would go to school for art is to meet a bunch of other artists, drop out, and spend your days making stuff.
You don't need to go to school for it. You will already be curious enough to look for new things, or have questions to get answers to on the internet or in person.
Then you just get making art, and build up your portfolio. Youll probably land a wage job somewhere if you've a big enough body of work cool like advertising or cinema, and then you do extra stuff on teh side.
Then liberal arts and philosophy is mostly vanity. There are so few people who have the capacity to do that stuff well, and they tend to come from other disciplines
>>79518861
Where is Year 10 dropout? I just wanna compare us.
Must be in the 150s
Sigh
>>79518789
>>79518850
do i have you in my folder, cunt?
>>79518486
I love how you list long holidays as the first reason why your shitty degree is worth something.
Unlike you leftist lazy slackers, most of us actually enjoy and are fulfilled doing work that's productive for society. Earning more money is just a bonus.
>>79517883
You do know there are books and shit available right? That you are free to make an informed decision about whatever you want based off of a wide variety of reference materials? There's even societies for people leaning toward right wing politics. Have you ever been to university?
AEC fag still here anyone got any more questions before i fuck off?
>>79518914
Just so you know, you have literally 0 idea what you are talking about.
I just want you to know that.
>>79518486
when i say arts degree i mean an English, philosophy or sociology degrees. Also most of the cancerous greenies stem from arts. I do not consider teaching or buisiness degrees arts degrees as they actually are considered qualifications.
Why spend ~$50k on a piece of paper that does not get you a job?
Also I am currently studying pharmacy.
>>79519030
Who's your favourite MILF MP?
>>79518861
Math faggots
Why so many women
>>79518914
As someone who works at a school, people are not desperate for male teachers. They hire women preferentially in all but manual arts to try avoid a potential pedo scare. A male is a risk, even the rumor they're pedo can destroy a school and lower a schools profits (because even public schools focus on profits).
>>79518920
>>79518924
sad to see
>>79519078
I thought Pharmacy was fucked in Australia?
>>79518995
all in due time, anon.
all in due time.
>>79518993
You still trying bro?
>>79518993
>>79518993
dont worry anon education is devalued as shit these days having a career is way better
>>79519079
nfi post some
>>79519030
Yeah, who won?
>>79518042
Liberals are a center-right globalist party.
/pol/ reluctantly likes them because they are the lesser of two evils.
They were much more popular when Based Tones was in charge because he wasn't a cuck.
We're gunning for One nation but they're an irrelevant meme nationalist party who won't win many seats.
They're likely to do really well this time around though which is nice.
>>79519005
So you think I do an Education degree? I mean, Education obviously did not work for you, but there is no point hating an entire field like that.
>Enjoy doing work that's productive for society
>Implying Education wouldn't be productive for society
>Implying holidays in education are completely empty
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Keep guessing my degree though!
>>79519075
maybe you shouldnt have pissed away 50k on an animation degree, faggot
>>79519178
here ya go m8
>>79518993
I'm sorry about your IQ
>>79518789
>he needs an expensive piece of paper to do anything in the subjective, expressive field that is art
>>79518801
>men shouldnt teach most subjects.
*most subjects don't need to be taught
Fixed that for you, kids don't need 'social sciences' brain washing classes and they don't need 'drama' classes.
>>79518850
>>Gender roles!
>Acting like you're a true advocate for the destruction of gender roles
Can't fool me mate. I know your position is "No gender roles for women", not "no gender roles at all".
Also
>NIGEL FARAGE IN DRAG
CAN'T BARRAGE THE HANSON
>>79519195
whos next? YOU DECIDE
EPIC HUNG PARLIAMENT OF HISTORY
>>79519096
where the fuck do you live?
NSW and QLD, i know of multiple males who are able to select any school they want to teach. i even knew a bloke who got a full ride through uni on the condition he taught remote schools for 3 years on graduating.
he looked at the options, said "no thanks" and they sent him to sunny coast just so he didn't fuck off overseas. kek.
>>79519078
You have no idea what you can do with any of those degrees, so why call them useless?
just because you can't think up a job for them off the top of your head, doesn't mean there are not jobs/professions for these degrees to enter/do.
Philosophy degrees can work in the medical field in certain aspects for example.
>>79519119
Tis sad m8 but what can we do? the majority of people in our countries are enfeebled sheep that can't survive without BIG government.
>>79519277
THIS every teaching graduate I know has got a job.
Continue here
>>79516378
>>79516378
>>79519206
i dunno youre pretty stupid and self righteous so lets see
Journalism
Gender studies
Psychology
i bet
>>79519275
that was cringey shit mate
>>79519275
>he thinks Libs won't win
>>79519206
We can clearly gauge your degree is in the lower half of >>79518861
>>79519277
What school does he at on the coast
>>79519277
Rural Queensland.
>mfw my boss freely admitted that hiring me was a risk to my face
Guilty of being a pedo until proven innocent bruh.
>>79519251
>he thinks IQ means something
LMFAO
>>79519237
My friend does animation and has had his work displayed at Pixar/Disney, and he has worked with Seasame Street.
He is still in his undergrad program, dude is going to go further than you EVER will.
>>79519250
i cant find a pic of julia gilards gigantic ass but she winds hands down
fuck my 40 year old milf fetish
>>79519384
who cares i get to see all sides squirm and sell out.
win win
>>79519365
just let it die anon, it's past 1am
>>79518486
>While yes, Arts degrees do not have the economic return that STEM has .... to imply that a degree is worthless is an extremely narrow minded view
No it isn't.
Why is the degree worth so much in the first place? Why are STEM degrees so hard to complete in the first place?
Because of the intense logic based thinking styles that are developed. These degrees build character and genuine intelligence. An engineering degree doesn't just limit you to engineering, it's a degree that show employers that you're no dummy and can learn advanced concepts.
Most arts degrees teach you sweet fuck all and the difference in intelligence is observable. Don't think for a second that a humanities course fosters critical thinking, or any worth while thinking style for that matter.
>>79519434
>>mfw my boss freely admitted that hiring me was a risk to my face
>Teachers
>Male
>201x
yeah nah nah shits fucked
>>79519145
It used to an insanely lucrative career due to an informal oligopoly by Aussie pharmacists, who would never open up shop too close to a competitor. Now that big business have got their fingers in the pudding, you'll see Chemist Warehouse, etc. everywhere undercutting the old local pharmacies with imported pharmacists from overseas who will work on the cheap and making all of their profit margins on vitamins and cosmetics instead of the actual medicine.
You'll probably end up with a whole generation of Australian trained pharmacists unable to get out of the public hospital system and eventually necking themselves when they realize the comfy dream of owning your own corner pharmacy business is now practically impossible.
I'm talking out of my ass btw.
>>79519390
no idea
>>79519434
damn nigga, guess those abo schools are rife with pedophilia, damn the white man!
>>79519444
>got his work displayed at pixar
well that's good for him, and it's good he worked hard on that career path
too bad a majority of animation degree holders dont end up working for sesame street or getting their shit at pixar.
good job on knowing where i am in life though, you pretentious cunt
didnt know leftism gave you mind reading abilities
>>79518454
replying to yourself
you have to go back
>>79519693
Even I can tell he's baiting at this point.
>>79519341
move to NZ obviously.
>>79518567
He was in power over a decade and ticked all their ideological boxes.
Plus like what else is there besides Menzies himself. Hewson and Peacock failed, Fraser went too left for them in his retirement and considered to be basically a traitor (and the fact no one wants to remember anyone involved in The Dismissal).
Other than that you've got what...some shit cunt who drowned and had a pool named after him (Holt for those kids not blessed with an Australian History lesson from someone with a useless BA) and Billy "at least my son was on Nip/Tuck and Abbott made me less of a laughing stock" McMahon.
Laborites can at least go for the Hawke/Keating duo then grudgingly (for the dominant Right) Whitlam and then pretend they are even in the same tradition of Curtin or Chifley.
>>79519693
>too bad a majority of degree holders dont end up working for or getting shit .
ftfy
>>79519653
It's not that rural, think coastal but not in Brisbane. The pedo scare is still alive and well, hell Derryn Hinch is basically confirmed Senator now.
>>79519735
im just so tired, and our countrymen are too good at baiting.
>>79519778
implied
>>79518843
One of my teachers at school was at the massacre so gfy mate, it happened. Now whether he was a patsy or not, we may never know
>>79519529
What are you basing "hard to complete" off? Dropout rates? Dropout rates are fairly similar, maybe they differ by a couple points across faculties, but really they are quite uniform.
>logic based thinking styles
>These degrees build character and genuine intelligence
>Dont think for a second that a humanities course fosters critical thinking
Jesus christ, the stupidity in this comment.
>>79519384
Oh, they won. But the Parliament just got a lot more hostile toward them. If they couldn't pass legislation before, wait till the new senate convenes.
The Libs have been neutered. Turnbull must be counting his new term in weeks, not months, let alone years. He'll be knifed once he can't get shit done and it'll be clear by spring that he can't get shit done anymore.
Looks like we go back to the polls next year.
>>79519876
good try see you tomorrow
>>79519834
>Hinch admitted to having sex with a 15-year-old female when he was in his early thirties
waste of a liver transplant tbqh
>>79519899
>>Dont think for a second that a humanities course fosters critical thinking
but it doesnt
>>79519693
you are sitting here insulting tertiary degrees at 1:25 am, your life is obviously not going anywhere to be honest.
>>79519994
but it does
Wow, that is easy!
>>79520037
He'll be glad you're on the same boat.
>>79520037
You're sitting here, defending your usless degree that you're gonna use to get a job at jb hifi and maybe starbucks, (if you're lucky)
lost track of time watching this election spiel anyway
>>79520037
>you are sitting here insulting tertiary degrees at 1:25 am, your life is obviously not going anywhere to be honest.
What the fuck are you doing here then?
>>79520037
I want to believe that you are good enough at baiting to have posted this ironically
>>79520150
And I'll still outearn you at Starbucks because $24.50 > $0.
>>79520155
I'm here because I finished my exams and have nothing better to do, I don't need to look for a job (because I have one), nor do I have to do chores tomorrow (I moved out).
I'm allowed to be up, I've been working and wanted a break.
>>79520334
>implying im unemployed
>>79520402
Work for the dole programs don't count
>>79520334
hahah u been putting in work you tight af
>>79517225
YES
FUCK YOU GREENS YOU STUPID CUCkS
>>79520431
>implying im on any sort of centerlink programs
>implying im on welfare
>implying im not gainfully employed as a landscaper
>>79520516
Congratulations!
So with your qualifications of manual work, how did you come to the conclusion that Arts degrees are worthless.
>>79519899
>What are you basing "hard to complete" off?
Course content obviously. Also why do you think that ATAR threshold exists and how it's considerably low for liberal arts students? And why a higher IQ is linked to STEM degrees?
>>79520334
Starbucks? I know which coffee shops I'm gonna be fiending. You'll know it's me when the time comes. Watch your ass, gayboi.
so who won?
>>79520610
Common sense.
>>79521143
the Australia Nazi party by 53%
>>79520735
>Bringing ATAR into discussion
Christ
at USYD all Bachelor of Engineering programs are at 90 ATAR, comparable
Bachelor of Arts is 82.50.
not much of a difference.
>Higher IQ
IQ is pointless/useless.
>>79521163
Common sense = attacking an Arts degree
fuck, listen to yourself dude, this is getting sad.
>>79521310
Just as an add on
Bachelor of Arts (languages) is a 98.50 ATAR degree.
>>79521310
And at La Trobe, arts is 50, Engineering is 73.
Considering Top universities like Melbourne they would generally accept high atars across all degrees.
But the fact is, STEM degrees demand higher atars. A medicine degree requires GAMSAT.
>IQ is pointless/useless.
Great argument.
>>79521943
And as an add-on: Courses require specific subjects to get into + the added ATAR.
The work content science, chemistry, physics, spesh maths is significantly more daunting than something simple as VisCom, Arts, Music etc.
