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WE BULLET TRAINS NOW EDITION
>live coverage
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
>follow results
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2016/jul/02/live-australian-election-results-track-the-votes
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LIKELY SENATE RESULTS:
TOTAL:
Coalition: 30
Labor: 26
Greens: 7
Independent Teams: 6
One Nation: 4
Unknown: 3-4(?)
tl;dr Doesn't matter who wins, Senate is completely fucked and will cuck the ruling party harder than the Senate cucked Tones and Prepbull.
>tfw pauline has all the power
>>tfw pauline has all the power
you're delusional
>>79514762
>mfw pauline has all the power
2nd for shit nbn
>>79514762
>people actually arguing for guns in modern Australia
B U L L E T
R
A
I
N
Anyone vote for Xenophon?
>>79514819
forever and ever
>>79514828
CURRENT YEAR
I'm probably going to delete Facebook after the election finishes.
Leigh Sales being fair and balanced.
why live brehs
>>79514762
xth for gunfags and LDP on suicide watch.
http://vtr.aec.gov.au/SenateStateResultsMenu-20499.htm
Australia is and will forever be a GUN FREE ZONE. we don;t want to be like america with a shooting everyday.
DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES OF TURNBULL, THE CRYPTO-LABORITE GLOBALIST
>>79514813
ONE
ABC is just decending into Lib/ALP shit flinging
They're cracking up.
>>79514828
Fuck off reddit.
I'm enjoying seeing all those LDP fags on here getting beat the fuck out.
Seriously lads what were you thinking? It's a shit-tier ancap nobody party with retarded policies.
>>79514878
it's just like an episode of 7.30, what a mess
>>79514828
>modern Australia
>>79514844
Not directly but his lot in the senate.
They are stringing it out now.
>>79514849
> fttn is already obsolete
> already behind schedule
> already over budget
> KEEP FUCKING PUSHING IT, WE'RE IN TOO DEEP TO ADMIT WE WERE WRONG
>>79514844
I voted for Sharkie in Mayo.
Glad to be on the winning side and see the end of that fat little midget Jamie Briggs.
Wong's losing her shit, how long until biff?
>>79514864
>IQ of around 80 each, I would guess.
Anyone here fingered Hex recently?
>>79514879
They started out really civil and now they're fucking cutting each other off and pretty much yelling, it's great.
>>79514878
why the fuck did they put two opposing pollies on the panel anyway
nobody gives a shit what they have to say
>>79514874
TURNBULL HAS TO FUCKING GO!!! REEEE!!!
Channel 7 based. ABC gone full retard.
>>79514983
Bitch won't finish. just pulled out a fucking fetus too.
>>79514983
still waiting in line
>>79514864
> FMA tattoo
GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
>GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
>GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
>GOOD NIGHT LEFT SIDE
Hurry the fuck up Turnbull.
>>79514996
The ABC is just scomo holding on to false hope and being a pain in the arse.
>>79514828
Come and take them, motherfucker
>>79514905
>LE REDDIT MEME IVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2014 FUCK OFF NEWFAG
Let me drill this through your empty head, you can stomp your feet as hard as you want, but guns will never come back into mainstream Australian society.
Accept it, move on, and go bitch about uneducated immigrants taking your job, or was it they are all on welfare? I can't kee up with the Alt-Right.
>>79514987
Not that there's anything wong with that.
>election numbers not concluded tonight
Libs fail miserably. Turnbull promised more seats, and lost a dozen to labor
>>79515035
fuck off plebbit
>>79515035
He's a lefty cocksucker. What else should I call him?
>>79514996
>Channel 7 based
With the TOWER OF POWER?
What are you? 12yo?
>>79514996
>Channel 7 based
Found the Murdoch cuck
>>79514956
I can imagine Jamie sitting in a corner crying.
>Wong internally melting down
god is real
>>79514844
Cheeky 3rd choice
Then had some nandos
>>79515032
>hung parliament
you're still fucked mate
Malcolm hurry the fuck up mate
>>79515046
Little penis detected
no matter who wins we lose, but at least our meme party got some seats
>>79515072
Melbournian?
>>79515051
I want to see one of them jump across the table and king hit the other. Make it even more Aussie.
good to see the green shilling redditors are back
>>79515047
>implying i'm alt-right
Listen here you commie fuck. The right is rising back up across the globe. Your kinds day is coming.
>>79515072
>h-he doesn't like guns, like most well-adjusted human beings...lefty! Cuck!!!
>>79514870
yes because muslims really care about your rights?
>>79515125
nah he's from adelaide.
get the extra flags mod you dipshit
>>79515046
what is the one lying on the floor closest to the rifles. Looks like some sort of survival rifle maybe?
God ABC is cringe
>Tone bursts through the door and does it for him
>>79515119
But no bullet trains.
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>People on 4chan unironically support the coalition, a globalist neo-liberal party that wants to sell out Australian's to foreigners on temporary work visas.
Just autistic, should've voted further right lads.
Post your newsfu
>>79515145
>muh day of the rope
NEVER EVER
>>79515118
you lefty fags have a fixation on penis's
no wonder you're doing so well in melbourne
>>79515153
>well adjusted
lol
Ive waited all night for the ABC to turn. This is when election night gets good.
> the hosts straight-up call out Wong and whatsisface being on the fucking warpath
>>79515167
But I don't want people to know where I'm from and make fun of me
>Both Pauline and based Tones got in
I don't even care what happens to the big 2, kek has willed them back into parliament
>>79515132
itd be lonely without them
also
morrison is S M U G
>>79515188
/pol/ is full of idiots. are you now just realizing this?
>>79515132
its funny i have been monitoring these threads and the lefties all left when it looked like they were gunna lose but now they are back with renewed vigor
>>79515072
Debate him properly. Calling everyone with a differing opinion a 'redditor' or 'cuck' etc etc is just childish. Come on.
>>79515188
I voted for Pauline, but I'd rather a Liberal government than a Labor one.
>>79515191
swear leigh is gillard's QTer younger sister
okay, so all of these websites are saying different numbers, with the electoral commission's numbers being almost a dead heat with labor nosing. Which numbers are the correct ones?
>>79515184
>tfw clive wasn't the chosen one
>>79515239
>m-m-muh lefties!!!11
>>79515129
>Yeah well Penny he told me that you're a filthy chink dyke who needs to get outta me country
>That's it it's go time
>Penny just jumps over the table to get to him
Really wanna see this.
>>79515267
I'd fuck them both.
>>79515245
He got blown the fuck out in previous threads. Not to mention every other anti-gun thread on /pol/
There's nothing left to say.
>>79515169
it's a bb gun my cousin left over once and never took back
>>79515188
I voted for the B A S E D G R E E K
>>79515188
>should've voted further right lads
I did m8, Pauline 1st.
>>79515188
>Unironically
Dont fool yourself, its purely ironic
>>79515046
>all registered weapons
Don't worry we'll be round for them soon :)
>>79515188
this
I don't give a shit who wins really, they're mostly the same
desu i just wanted meme candidates in senate
looks like that Tele endorsement worked wonders
>>79515296
same, no shame
there's hardly one auspol lass i wouldn't smash
Except MAYBE penny
Labor hasn't lost or gained any seats in the past hour, is labors campaign kill?
>>79515169
looks like some .22lr pistol of some sort
>>79515118
wow you guys will not stop obsessing about penises, have you considered actually being rational?
>>79515046
Is that a fancy AR on the left or an actual SCAR?
>>79514828
>SHALL NOT BE A CUNT
Turnbull's speech is going to be rubbish. He looked like he was about to cry on channel 7 and most definitely looked well past tired. Worth staying up for lads!
>>79515188
I voted for Family First.
>>79515188
Rise up masterrace reporting
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GUNS YOU FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79515188
You have to compromise.
How come no politician on either side can answer a simple yes or no question
> [politician], did you say/do/agree with/go against this thing, yes or no?
> well, what I can say is [goes off on a wild fucking tangent]
> that...didn't answer my question
> no, it did, because [completely different tangent]
>>79515090
What is she doing?
>>79515228
Tones did it easy, he has the force behind him, It's just a shame he was so badly mauled by Turncoat that he's knife shy now.
>>79515326
>Theyre mostly the same
>>79515271
I think theyre all estimates?
>>79515326
>I don't give a shit who wins really, they're mostly the same
found the ignorant retard
Holy fuck
One Nation are going to get between 2-5 Senate seates
Likely 3
>>79515321
from my cold, dead hands, you dirty motherfucker
>>79515239
You again, you Nordic irrelevancy.
>>79515296
Julia was pretty thick tbqh
>>79515239
as a leftie, labor cant win. I just hope that with the fucked lower house and more fucked upper house will keep major parties in line>>79515239
>>79515351
Sames
>>79515188
I don't get it either. The Liberals are just a party designed to protect corporate interest (i.e. The Jews) and foster greed and class warfare. Why on earth do they support them when in theory they go against everything they stand for?
>>79515393
>tfw one nation balance of power
kek
>>79515293
> elbow drop through the table
>>79515380
>>79515387
> both neoliberal mass immigration globalists
what's the fucking difference?
Reminder that Pauline Hanson is legitimately a stupid person and will only hurt the far right cause
>>79515373
because they don't have the smooth, straight-forward approach of a well-built, 250km/h bullet train
>>79515145
Keep wishing boy.
Brexit was fucking stupid, and Trump will get a cold shower by Hilary in the debates and then wash out of the general
>MFW PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK TRUMP CAN MATCH A SECRETARY OF STATE
>>79515118
People who own guns are Phallic assertive, people who criticize people who own guns are phallic compensative
Guess which one has the little weiner?
>>7951534
Oh right
Also Sarah Hanson young
>>79515344
All of the postal votes are liberal, they're locking it up you can go to bed now.
>>79515292
well what else would you call people that don't want to be able to defend themselves and solely rely on the state to be there guardian?
Hurry the fuck up Malcolm
>>79515461
Shutup you poofta
>penny wong
>The sound guy behind the desk
how come /pol/ is hates LDP but likes hanson when LDP voters have double the IQ of hanson voters who only have 80 IQ?
>>79515479
the irish
>>79515375
every time morrison says something, she goes stoney-faced and morrison follows with a laugh
i hate both of them, but watching Wong try to claw back her dignity is hilarious
>>79515191
Its gotta be Bev. The hottest Milf in the history of TV!
>>79515351
>>79515436
how's that low IQ?
>>79515456
one wants to help the average person out
the other wants to fuck the average person out and help their kike friends get richer
do you even read?
>>79515456
>LNP 20,000 refugees
>ALP 27,000 refugees
>GRN 50,000 """"refugees""""
totally the same though guize
>>79515367
No.
>tfw never gonna have wood furnished AR
>>79515402
what would actually happen
>armed cops rock up
>"guns please"
>"y-yes sir, come right through"
>>79515456
>NEOLIBERAL
>GLOBALISTS
Fuck, I'm getting close to finishing off my "Alt-Right fuckwit" bingo card!
>>79515239
we have pauline hanson now, all is well.
4 seats in the senate!
>>79515441
It's because they'd rather let liberals ruin the country than let gays get married and let shitskins in
>>79515468
Would a politician get far if they were able to actually just answer questions simply in ways that the average viewer could understand? Even if their answer was bad news?
> Did you say this?
> Yes
> Why?
> [succinct list of three to four reasons]
I'm going to have a wank.
The bull is in the house
>>79515364
Sexy, but anorexic.
>>79515525
I'm not irish lad...
>>79515454
>fight started cause of spilt VB
>>79515523
>muh not full nazi right wing meme party
PREP
THE
BULL
LOL BUZZFEED KEK GETS SHOOED AWAY BY A WOMAN
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>79515540
one seat wonder detected
OH FINALLY HE'S HERE
>>79514844
Oh yes
After Dick Smith's party
>Let the spin begin
>>79515523
Because LDP are a meme party who want to destroy Australia with watered down gun laws.
They got what they deserved it's great that they are staying out this election.
>>79515564
be sure to call it, fag
>>79515543
Enjoy your cuts to medicare and having to go into massive debt to get an education.
Oh wait, simpletons like yourself didnt even finish high school.
Libs down to 72 kek
>>79515614
Hnng
>>79515336
australia voted like good goyim again, no real surprise there
> all these people cheering for Macalcy Malcolm
> all these people cheering for a hung parliament
> we didn't win! woooooooo!!! fuck you labor woooo!
>>79515512
Wang pls
>>79515540
I voted Labor for what its worth, don't want the Libs jewing me out of a uni education/medicare
>>79515543
Look at the net migration under the liberals you spastic cunt, legal migration from Asia dwarfs refugees
Turnbull talking out his arse
>>79515649
Just as he says he's confident the coalition will form majority government
they lost another fucking seat hahahaha
>>79515441
Go hard or get fucked.
>As LNP drops to 72
>>79515191
Bow to your queen.
TURNBULL
>TURNBULL
TURNBULL
>TURNBULL
TURNBULL
>TURNBULL
TURNBULL
>TURNBULL
WOOOOOOOOOO
WE WIN WE GUCKING WIN
MAJORITY GOVERNMNET
LEFT SIDE
B T F O
>>79515540
Ask your parents
>>79515636
because those 'watered down' laws have destroyed new zealand, right?
>72
>>79515545
See you soon, Elmer
>liberal lost a seat
>>79515553
They're my guns i bought with my money, and i had to jump through fuck huge amounts of hoops to get.
they're not taking my fucking tools any day of the year
Right now
Right now
Right now
>>79515545
Your brain is broken
>we will form a coalition government
>seats just dropped to 72
uh oh
THE BULL SAYS HE WILL FORM GOVERNMENT
>lnp went down by 1
Are libs done?
>coalition majority government
what is turdball smoking?
Libs lost a seat
>not counting postals until Tuesday
WHAT WHY
>>79515711
I've never even seen her before but I would destroy her.
>>79515698
Liberals on suicide watch
>>79515711
Oh my
>count postal votes on Tuesday kek
>>79515614
She had her tits done?
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
WE WON
>WE WON
>Confident coalition will be able to form a majority
>LNP drops down to 72
TOP KEK
C-COALITION COVERNMENT
OH AND ALL THE VOTES AREN'T COUNTED YET AND WE JUST LOST A SEAT
holy fucking kek bipartisans on suicide watch
Magnificent casualties:
Briggs
Nikolic
Roy
And Mirabella embarrassed again.
Good times, phams.
Kek wills it.
>MUH COALITION MAJORITY
>>79515721
Ready when you are, copper
PURE BYZANTINE BLOOD FLOWING STRONG
i'm glad there are pro gun aussies
>>79515711
>Thick
Bunnings now selling pre-tied nooses to members of the LNP
FUCK YOU UNION PIECES OF SHIT
>WE WON
>WE WON
FUCK YOU UNION PIECES OF SHIT
>WE WON
>WE WON
FUCK YOU UNION PIECES OF SHIT
>WE WON
>WE WON
>>79515715
Maybe when they have a mass shooting (they will with how reckless their laws are) they will see common sense and move towards much tighter laws like us.
Until then they are a ticking time bomb. and innocent people will pay the price for inaction.
turnbull about to burst into tears hahaha
did he cheap out on the mics?
>>79515822
Yes, definitely a sub-100 IQ
>>79514828
Melbcuck pls go
Who the fuck is going to win?
Enough of this meme election results. Someone just tell me who is likely to win.
>>79515711
I wanna fucc
>MUH MEDICARE
NO
CUTS
TO
THE
A
B
C
>>79515820
Xenophon riding One Train around One Nation soon. SOON
Milky Malky is a mess.
>>79515735
im sorry you've never experienced freedom, you sad motherfucker
Jesus Christ Mal, you left it bit too late to rebuke the Mediscare campaign
THE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING
UNIONS BTFO
>THE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING
>UNIONS BTFO
THE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING
UNIONS BTFO
>THE POLICE ARE INVESTIGATING
>UNIONS BTFO
>>79515773
Wouldn't surprise me.
HOLY SHIT
>>79515847
Waiting for someone to run up to him on-stage and whisper "We lost another one" into his ear
>>79515367
names?
>>79515693
Probably the worst post election speech, victory or defeat, that i've ever heard in Australia
I gotta agree, fooling the people with that shit is not right
SYSTEMATIC LIES
POLICE INVESTIGATION
LABOR BTFO
>>79515844
>this thing might happen in the future but I have no proof that it will happen but you should listen to what i say and give up your wholesome past time
ha
no
Good goys.
Remember Malcolm supports economic growth through diversity.
>>79515905
This is the end of Turnbull as a credible prime minister, young liberal ranting and raving not prime ministerial
Calling it now
>High court challenge
This speech is as much about the end of today as it is about him holding on to his position of Leader.
Did bull just call it for himself even though he hasn't hit the threshold yet?
YOU CANNOT CHANGE REALITY
WE WON
WE WON
LIBERAL PARTY WON
FREEDOM BUISNESS WINS
>>79515888
trips speak truth
What is the current coalition a coalition of?
>turncuck trying to downplay tonight's utter failure of an election
I TRIED SO HARD
>>79515873
Libs with a coalition and independents
>>79515910
WE DID IT NOWRA ANON
>>79515922
Yes, not very Prime Ministerial at all tbqh pham.
He is not gracious at all.
Holy shit kek sounds like young libturd ranting.
Is this guy drunk?
>>79514844
If there's one thing I hate it's when someone paints a Type 2 Kombi with the two-tone on the front in a piss-weak attempt to make it look like a Type 1.
>>79515917
Julia and Anri Okita.
Did he just say "entrepreneurshion"?
>>79515046
Can you name all the rifles from left to right for me?
>>79515844
>Maybe when they have a mass shooting (they will with how reckless their laws are) they will see common sense and move towards much tighter laws like us.
If by 'tighter laws' you mean 'deport all shitskins' then yes this is what we need to protect innocents. Muslims are ticking time bombs, literally.
Not watching, what's this police investigation thing about?
M A J O R I T Y G O V E R N M E N T
LABOR HAS NO CAPACITY
M A J O R I T Y G O V E R N M E N T
LABOR HAS NO CAPACITY
M A J O R I T Y G O V E R N M E N T
LABOR HAS NO CAPACITY
>>79515888
Is "freedom" anything like "cultural enrichment"? Keep it to yourself thanks
It's going to be hilarious if those 7 undecided go to Labor ending in 72-73
Then I'll cry, because I need liberal victory.
>>79516022
And innivation (sic)
>>79515871
fuckin yeah dude sick bro haha epic gun bro haha.
What the fuck do you even do with them? Shoot empty spaghetti cans on your family's property?
>>79515917
Right hand one is Anri Okita. She's half Japanese/half American, and speaks decent English, but has done NO American porn, only gobbledy-gook censored chink shit.
> she does a cosplay one as Mikasa from AoT and Chun Li from SF
> she does one as a dominated stepmother
>>79516010
Butt hurt I'd say
>>79514762
What's going on? Are libs getting BTFO or not?
Someone give me the tl;dr please.
>Liberals are 6 seats ahead
>Everyone is acting like Labour have won the election
Explain Aussbabbies
>>79515844
but its not the gun laws fault, its the irish. giving guns to irishmen is a ticking time bomb.
>>79516022
Dunno but he just said "nayshuns"
>>79516069
She also retired recently before we got to see any uncensored shit from her
>>79515844
>ticking time bomb
guns just blow up guys guns are bombs guns literal ticking time bombs
>>79515581
Australian political journalism is literally cancer.
>Didn't you say that you did not want to introduce a tax on X?
>Yes
>But you introduced a tax on X? Did you lie to the Australian people?
>No the situation changed because the global economy collapsed, but please remember I also never completely ruled out introd-
>So you lied to the Australian people? How do we know haven't lied about everything else?
This is why they prefer to spout bullshit instead.
>Labor wants a higher debt
There it is. Theres that word. He said it again. Oh boy.
>>79515821
Criminals are going to get thier hands on guns anyway.
laws only go so far Tbh
for you green faggots, you should listen to the Chicago police scanner this weekend
Chicago is a GUN FREE CITY, and you'll hear Shots fired every 10 minutes
>>79516032
Labour sent text message add campeign saying Medicare was on danger of being privatised
Was from a number that claimed to be Medicare
>>79516032
Fuck me that's hilarious.
Accurate and spot on, but funny as fuk
>>79516032
About texts from 'medicare' saying that Medicare was under threat from liberals
Turnbull didn't name Scott Morrison
>Labor projected 76 from ABC
Turnbull doesn't need the votes to be counted, he's declaring it. LOL the arrogance and hubris is hilarious.
Malky's gonna look like a right twat if this ends up a hung parliament.
>>79515945
>I see imminent danger ahead but won't act till people are killed.
Are you kidding me? what a piece of shit you are.
I didn't pay much attention to polls, was it really expected that Libs would win? I thought Labor were going to steamroll them with the old 'Vote in the other guy' effect at their back.
>>79516082
>Australians are retarded
Are you surprised?
>>79516109
WHAT.
NO.
NO.
FUCKING WHAT.
>>79516066
>What the fuck do you even do with them? Shoot empty spaghetti cans on your family's property?
he probably does 3 things
1. self defense
2. defense against invasion
3. defense against tyranny
>>79515062
>>79515051
Who do we want to win?
>liberal majority government
TURDBALL ON SUICIDE WATCH
LIBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79516082
Labor slime into bed with any degenerates for power, they will sell their parents for power.
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>/R/AUSTRALIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>79516081
>No clear winner
>Probably hung parliament
Give it a few weeks / months
>>79516160
I'm sorry to have broken the news to you anon. I thought you knew
>>79516125
>guns just blow up guys guns are bombs guns literal ticking time bombs
Oh God. Seriously, you want to compare a major AMERICAN city to Australia?
Grow up or fuck off!
>>79516082
Libgoys haven't formed a majority government, they've gotta suck green, labor and independent dick to get anything done
>>79516151
Same. Pretty surprising actually.
>>79514828
I'm gonna move to New Zealand at this point. I like the Australian culture, but you're all such fucking nanny state babbys.
>>79516082
Don't you have a referendum to be ignoring because lefties didn't get their way?
>>79516121
Kind of wanna run a party based entirely on the principles of the Simple English Wiki - no bullshit, just say what you fucking mean and deal with the fallout as it comes - at least the voters will be informed.
>>79516121
>Australian political journalism is literally cancer
>Australian journalism
>journalism
>Australian Electoral Comission now has labor infront
BASED
>>79515303
FUCKING YES!
Hottest news chick in Australia hands down.
I remember watching one time when her co-host made some teasing joke, she gave him this certain glare, slightly pursed lips as if she was holding back due to being on camera. I barred up, took a toilet break (was at work) and belted myself stupid.
>some random dude standing next to his family clapping
>>79516082
If you are watching the abc stream, its extremely biased
>>79516151
People were predicting a hung parliament, and so far it looks like that's what's going to happen.
>>79516125
>comparing chicongo to australia
what is a false equivalency
Malcolm Turnbull - late, nasty, ungracious. Just as well everyone's asleep. Awful speech, not about governing for everyone.
Shorten paid tribute to all candidates.
Turnbull sounds drunk, not like his normal self. I wonder if he has had a few drinks perhaps?
>>79516125
/k/ here so your speaking the quire these guys have no idea about the sub gun trade by the criminal underground in australia
its hilarious
>>79516125
>Chicago is a GUN FREE CITY, and you'll hear Shots fired every 10 minutes
Lucky we don't live there hey dickbrain
>>79516182
I want to see the government returned but Turncoat stabbed severely.
People are actually cheering for this cuck
>>79516202
Lets not beat around the bush, this is a shit speech, Malcolm is in damage control, sounds like he's drunk and is completely avoiding facing this fucking disaster of an election result
The bell is tolling soon for Hillary Clinton! Trump 2016! Watch****
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s2h92qYu_sg
>>79516227
Hottest desu
>>79516169
You are a fucking idiot. Get out. Now.
>>79516214
I didn't. And I'm fucked crushed. Favourite Jap pornstar. Hitomi Tanaka is...eh, mostly.
Is that other one (Julia?) her sister or something? She looks pretty decent.
Anyway, time to torrent as many of Anri's videos as I can find.
>>79516215
>>79516272
Redditors
>The Senate is irrelevant and doesn't matter - Malcolm Turnbull
It's over, he's finally lost it.
Oh God Turnbull is drunk, he's literally talking about organised crime in the construction unions.
>>79516215
But you're alright with them saying they should look to our laws to reduce their shootings?
Grow up or fuck off isnt an argument, cunt
Wasn't the ABCC an absolute failure?
>>79516280
Add 'meandering' to that
>>79516283
>your speaking the quire
>work for the aec all day
>shit pay
>want to kill self
fuck it hung parliment if i get called back im not fucking going 19 hours of hell
>>79516323
Thanks for confirming you're an idiot.
>>79515191
She's the ultimate waifu.
>>79516323
>redditors
Go and be 12 somewhere else. Go. Now.
A confident prime minister does not give a pre victory speech rubishing the competition for 10 minutes. Who else in the liberal party could challenge leadership?
>>79516169
Are you a fucking idiot?
Self-defence is the only plausible thing on that list. I'm perfectly okay with the use of guns in areas of dangerous wildlife, pest control etc.
Do you actually believe what you type? I'm honestly asking, can you please answer this question.
DO you honestly believe in this day and age, the average Australia needs to be worried about invasion/tyranny.
Answer Yes/No, that's all. I dont want to read a fucking paranoid paragraph about dumb shit.
>>79516319
Maybe /t/ were rusing me, but I'm just passing on what I know
>>79516305
nice rebuttal friend guess who made pic related
>>79516349
It's hilarious.
God he's just trying to save face here. Bit sad to watch desu
>16 percent voted Other in my electorate
interdasting
>>79516410
Calm down reddit
Gotta say, the cheers and applause seem a bit shaky compared to Bill's.
Do the people there know how fucking close they are to a hung parliament and Malky looking like a twat?
>>79516410
He'll go on Reddit.
>>79516417
kek, he is pathetic. Turnbull is slurring his words, red eyed and suspiciously drunk-like!
I wonder if he is genuinely intoxicated right now?
I can't believe people are stupid enough to actually believe no shootings happen in Australia. There is shootings every fucking week in Australia.
>>79516406
Her tits are magnificent
>>79516349
Pity he didn't spend anytime..you know...bringing this up during the longest election campaign ever. Fuck me he is a disgrace
>>79516390
How'd you score that gig?
>>79516218
Surely that's still a Liberal victory, if not a great one. How can Labour consider this as anything other than a humiliating defeat? They're several million behind in the popular vote and there aren't even another Greens to prop up a coalition.
>>79516356
>Grow up or fuck off isnt an argument, cunt
Its a request. Which you should seriously consider fulfilling. For your own sake.
>>79516417
ScoMo or Abbott.
>>79516290
im saying people will get their hands on firearms through illicit means under extreme gun bans anyway.
pic related were made for some bikies by a jeweler
>>79516387
english isn't my first language and i'm drunk meant to say Choir now that i googled it whatever
>>79516390
should have signed up for census with the bureau of statistics instead famiglia
>>79516406
She is a nut
>>79516470
>shootings caused by guns
>so lets arm EVERYONE with guns
HURRDURR
>>79516483
applied
pay is meh
>>79515191
Is weather news?
Not my fav but some may like.
Reverse image for the vid
>>79516151
According to my friends who give a shit about this beyond the hilarious memes, it was pretty much a guaranteed Liberal victory. Hung parliament at worst/best (depending on your allegiances).
Some of them either work with or have connections to politicians so they're probably still talking out their arses.
>>79516522
>implying i didnt
>>79516466
Im counting on tired but he swayed a fair bit when he walked in. I don't like him but I guess I can forgive both sides. Would of been a long ass day.
On the other hand he still keeps rambling on now and its not helping his cause.
>>79516536
>only criminals have guns
>let's leave everyone unable to defend themselves to hell if they lose their lives
Fuck off.
Anyone know wtf is going to happen with preferences in the senate?
What happens when the minor party voters have all mixed preferences?
>>79516494
Still not hearing an argument
>>79516410
Funny thing is, I am not a reddit user. I have been on various boards here since 2006. Probably been here longer than 90% of you young faggots have.
TIL Turnbull is the Jeb of Australia
>>79515742
The Government is the party that controls the House, not the Senate. LNP has the majority of the House.
>Most people who post on /pol/ don't even understand the absolute basics of their own government.
fuck this guy is a retard
>Debt
>Deficit
>Higher taxes
This cunt literally just spouting buzzwords through his entire speech. Jesus
>>79516568
nice
>tfw everyone in my suburb are chinks and i'm gonna have to deal with their moonspeak
>>79516477
Because it's bullshit and true at the same time, there's always organised crime in unions BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAY IT.
>entrepreneurship
>hiding under the dooner
Goddamnit Turnbull.
They've just made "hiding under the dooner" a meme.
>>79516536
an armed society is a happy society
>>79516567
Meh i couldnt really care anymore liberals = right wing labor = nationals < the greens < Common sense parties that will never have the balance of power EVER
>>79516019
>>79516069
cheers cunts, hope you had a good sausage sizzle
>leftists agree with gun prohibition
>LEGALIZE WEED LMAO
When will people learn that an abstract concept such as law does not prevent morally objectionable behaviour? Both drug users and gun users are usually morally respectable, perfectly normal people. Prohibiting either is chopping the head off of a Hydra and screaming "DEAD SNAKE"
>>79516544
The weather channel girls look nice on foxtel, they wear some nice outfits. Hopefully Rupert will improve their wardrobe to be a bit more infotaining.
>>79516644
surprised he didn't start railing against muh boats desu
9 on point rubbishing turnbull's speech
>>79515191
Sarah >Abo
>>79516639
>LNP has the majority of the House
>>79516536
>Thinks a criminal actually wants to deal with someone who is able to defend themselves on equal grounds.
>>79516608
AEC here
we're counting the labor and liberal nats votes exclusively everything else is put on the back burner except for the greens so its gunna be a hungie mate
>>79516652
oh shit mate i just worked 18 hours with a bunch of 40-60 year old white folks chill as fuck senpai
keep applying bullshit resume brah
>>79516705
>thinking weed is a meme
>what is weed tax revenue
LERL
E
R
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YEAH LETS JUST DO PISSWEAK 'BUSTS' AND WASTE MILLIONS THAT WE COULD BE PUTTING INTO THE ECONOMY
fucking anti weed faggots are on the wrong side of the prohibition
>>79516491
There has been a big swing back to labor. Also liberal technically is in a coalition with the Nationals anyways.
>>79515910
will jo give her the gash tonight m8?
How did ALA do?
>>79515046
how did you obtain these?
>>79516946
Doesnt matter 90% of the votes i counted where for labor and greens its a massive swing
>>79516319
get in lad.
oh dear, scotty's very confident with counting still to be finalised
>>79516536
You want your life at the mercy of a criminal with no way to possibly defend yourself?
No matter how likely it is to happen, why would you want to take that chance? It's not as if something ever happened that you can suddenly change your mind and ask the criminal to wait while you go get a gun license.
Ever heard of the saying "Better to be safe than sorry"?
Ever heard the saying "When seconds count - The police are only minutes away!".
If you don't want the right to defend yourself, home and family then that's your choice. But why should your choice impact on those who want to have the right, which is a human right, to be able to defend themselves in a situation which a firearm may be needed.
>>79517083
fuck wrong guy woops
>>79516491
Because Labour got a swing, despite it not being enough to win this is cause for celebration even though it'd only being impressive if they were the incumbent government
>>79517094
65% done libnats are fucked
>>79516536
tfw your a 1 seat wonder
>>79516905
nigger i know my post was retard but both guns and drugs should be legalized
i'm just pointing out that leftists and conservatives disagree on those issues despite the crux of the issue being literally identical
>>79516639
Hey, dipshit, for them to have a majority government they have to have 77 seats, there is a difference between a majority and minority government. To claim they will have a majority government is pretty optimistic right now.
>mfw reading all the retarded comments on 9news facebook page
>>79517188
for sure i just think its funny people act like its nothing and continue to go smoke ciggs and drink then go bitch about a bit of weed or whatever when ice is running rampant
>>79515046
Nice toy gun collection, everyone needs a hobby.
>>79517270
>login into facebook
>not trolling
you brought it on yourself
Anyone else staying up watching whats to come or is it time for bed?
>>79516232
Got you covered senpai
http://riseupaustraliaparty.com/our-policies/freedom-of-speech/
>>79517270
I quit facebook when it started pushing this "real name policy" bullshit and wanted me to show them my ID.
looks like coverage has wrapped up except for ABC News 24 that has nothing better to do
>>79515441
the left is marxism, marxism is jews.
you imbecile
>>79517398
Well I'm on sky waiting for Paul Murray
>>79517398
>"We're about to cut through the spin"
Time to turn the telle off mate
>>79517398
we're not gonna know until monday theres going to be a bunch of recounts and typical shit
go to sleep anons
Night guys
>>79516975
>How did ALA do?
Really really bad.
One NAtion has emerged as the king of the right wing.
actually Bongiorno is on The Drum, might stay up for a bit
>>79516066
Rabbits, foxes, cats, goats.
>>79517398
nah it's over, nighty nighty
