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Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread Bowling Ball Northbound edition


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>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608

Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/

Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
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100 people partying in the street about to get baked, nothing further
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D Y N A M I T E
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt
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>>79479978
Ready
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B O W L I N G B A L L
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>>79479978
YELLOW SHIRT
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STICKS OF FUCKING DYNAMITE
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IS THERE SERIOUSLY A DARKIE WITH MOTHERFUCKING DYNAMITE. WE ARE LITERALLY A DECADE FROM MAD MAX : CHICAGO STYLE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
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>>79479978
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT

PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
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Miners testing bedrock with Dynamite, nothing to see here
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DYNAMITE
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This new thread smells fresh
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>>79480139
I peed my fucking pants fuck you man I dying ahahaha
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all this experience has taught me is that black people really know how to have a good time.
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>>79479978

THREADLY REEMINDER, THIS IS THE THIRD REPORT OF DYNAMITE IN USE IN FOUR FUCKING DAYS.
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>>79480154
These aren't as hard to get as it sounds. Especially this time of year.
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>>79480140
Oh god, it's flipped, sorry brothers.
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Zone 6: Officer down!
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>>79480172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
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>>79479978

Robert is muh nigger.
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probably blockbusters no dynamite
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>>79480184
Cheers robert
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>>79480164
It's not even the first call about nigs with dynamite this week.
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>>79479978
's a cool summer night
My .44's on my waist gotta half a stick of dynamite
Got some beef wit some niggas across town
Keep my man to the ground
I gotta shut it down, they pull up on my block
I'm in my little brown hooptie
So they guess I want the white rock
They walk close towards my ride
Surprise motherfucker it's a hit from the South side!
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>>79480140
>munchies box
which one did you get? i tired the nacho sandwhich one and it was awful
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>>79479978
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>>79480111
>>79480154
>>79480236

Seriously though. M80's are literally a quarter stick of dynamite. You guys never get good fireworks?
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where the fuck do you buy dynamite in Chicago

guns I get, but fucking dynamite?

how is that city not a smoldering iron husk?
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>>79480172
CHIRAQ GOING TO EXPLODE SOON.
>REPORTS OF DYNAMITE
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>>79480154
>STICKS OF FUCKING DYNAMITE

We need to do something about all dynamite violence in this country.
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>ITT POST CUTIES FROM CHICAGO
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>>79480139
top kek!
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>Armed Robbery
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>>79480225

Anything else?
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most likely M80s they are loud as fuck
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>>79480297
Tape two M80s together and boom
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>>79480297
People sell blockbusters and home made explosives for 4th of july
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>>79480172
DRINKING IS OVER, PEOPLE TRYING TO GO HOME
>LETS ROB PEOPLE MY FRIENDS
10-4 Robert.
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>>79480315
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>>79480294
m80's are the smaller ones

if they mistook it for a half stick it must have been a blockbuster
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What was that dude saying about 1am
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>>79480225

HAPPENING?
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>>79480294

Dynamite usually refers to the high explosive outside of the 1/2 Sticks of gunpowder in fireworks in the US
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>>79480294
It's 1/80th of a stick. That's why it's called m80.
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>1 o clock
real Robert hours
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>>79480264
>>79480264
Chicken and tato my brobro
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>>79480312
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>fireworks
>not even the 4th or even the 3rd at the earliest
Fucking rabblerousers
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>3 black girls robbing someone in an alley way.

ever going down an alley in Chicongo
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fucking chewbacca
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Thank God I'm recording the stream. That was amazing.
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>>79480297
guns banned in chicago and fireworks banned in illinois, they probably go to indiana for all of it
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>>79479978
>tfw playing stellaris muted, covered in an electric blanket listening to the scanner in the background
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Reaper sound again
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>It has only begun
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>>79480329
>>79480401
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>>79480297
Hydrogen Peroxide (30-35%) + Hexamine (Solid "flameless" camp stove fuel tablets) + Citric Acid = HMTD, max det velocity of 5.1 km/s.

250 grams of HMTD = closed casket funeral. (If there's enough left to even justify a casket)
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>>79480172
how the cards coming Roberts
>10-4
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>>79480444
>ever going down an alley in Chicongo

At 1 FUCKING AM
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>>79480435
i love androgenous black people
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>>79480417
The dispatch was for a half stick. People who work in construction sometimes smuggle explosives for this.
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>THE FUCKING REAPERS ARE BACK
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>>79480444
take a gun with you
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>>79480294
fireworks are highly restricted here too, when we get illegal ones it's mostly crappy roman candles and catherine wheels

I can't imagine how much m80's would cost here
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>>79480249
Are they just saying Dynamite though or is it probably just Cherry Bombs or some shit like that. I know their dangerous but they aren't trinitroglyceride necessarily.
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real robert hours inbound
i'm awaiting something big

some niggas are beating eachother at a sushi bar atm lets see if that goes any further
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>>79480517
Delete This
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>>79480488
you better be playing the /pol/ mod
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>>79480468
if you up it to youtube then post the link later
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>>79480422
So very wrong.
M80s are just short of a quarter stick. M80S are also illegal in all states where as m66s are not because they are smaller.

t. Worked in firework store
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Wait wait wait, someone had fucking EXPLOSIVES?!

Also, 2 bodies found apparently.
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Wile E. Coyote confirmed in Chicago
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>>79480488
stellaris fun? i got stardrive2 instead cuz it looked better
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>>79480312
>
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>>79480370

>buying home made explosives from a stranger

what kind of life does one need to lead for this to sound like a good idea

what is the shelf life of these people?
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>>79480540
If you aren't illegally CCW in Chicago you are literally risking your life daily.
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>>79480546

>get firearm license
>buy blackpowder (need license)
>make illegal fireworks and sell for an assload

Shit, there's a business idea if you're criminally minded.
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>>79480602
I'll probably make a highlight reel or something. Pretty boring just listening to hours of old dispatch not live.
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>>79480205
It's getting near the Fourth of July! Dog Bless Ameriga!
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>>79480622
assume they're just fireworks and the officer is retarded.
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>>79480636
Dat smug spicfu
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>brother stabbed in the neck
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>>79480651
>what is the shelf life of these people?

<30 years
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>>79480521

Been on n off. Got a bingo on the blue card though.
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Brother stabbed in the neck
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>>79480435
Black tidus
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>meanwhile in dispatch radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzY099ihULs
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for people confused about the 'dynamite"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salute_%28pyrotechnics%29
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>>79480585
>>79480517

Sorry m8. Maybe these directions are easier to follow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u-2zbsw51g
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>>79480651
https://youtu.be/NRItYDKSqpQ
>not buying bootleg fireworks
>not burning the hood down
>not water under mount runnin'
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>>79480636
home invasion? lol do they dispatch their women to do low level crimes in chitown lol
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They're hereeeeeeeee
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>>79480756
YOU HEARD IT TOO?
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>>79480519
We'll get an op bro
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>>79480729
unless there is an extension (jail)
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CHECK YO KEYS
>CHECK YO KEYS
CHECK YO KEYS
>CHECK YO KEYS
CHECK YO KEYS
>CHECK YO KEYS
CHECK YO KEYS
>CHECK YO KEYS
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>>79480633
pretty fun, but slows down quite a bit mid-late game. I haven't played SD 2 btw, how does it compare to the first?
>>79480589
oh yes i am
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>>79480731
Someone blew hand off earlier today.
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Sassy

Dispatch and can cap are going to end up fucking
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>>79480133
purple circle is where you would be going to school. this is a homicide map for just this year from heyjackass.com. while the area that the campus itself is located in isn't bad, you wouldn't be able to go anywhere without going through ape world.

>>79480148
yes, once you go far enough south you'll reach some of the wealthiest areas in the chicago metro, but where do you think englewood is located?
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>>79480435

lol I live one county over
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naked female black crying no further info
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sassy woman is getting sassier
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good night /nigsatnight/

shit to do in the morning

robert
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>>79480519


THIS FOR NEXT TOPIC

>>79480519


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>>79480519


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>>79480519


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>>79480519


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>>79480519


THIS FOR NEXT TOPIC
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SHOTS FIRED
SHOTS FIRED
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>>79480791
Yeah it's like the 3rd time
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>>79480837
didnt play first stardrive, all the vids iv watched stardrive2 looked best and turned out breddy gud
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yankee cap vs fisherman cap place your bets
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Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vysgv7qVYTo
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>>79480766
Think about the children some kid is gonna blow his hand off
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>>79480540

serious question, why the fuck do people still walk through alleys ever

you'd think that by now as a species, we would instinctively avoid alleyways like jungle animals avoid brightly colored poison frogs
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>>79480874
she was bleached too hard by BWC
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>>79480774
She probably went to beat up another girl, Latinas are curay-zay yo
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>>79480731
>10-4
what you using, Gimp? looks good Robert.
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>>79480668
I have my category C license but I would never do that, cops are very fucking wary of anyone who owns guns and the sentences are extreme.

You would be better off just selling meth
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>>79480897
Love you
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>>79480897
10-4 Robert
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>>79480923
Fucking creepy, isnt it
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>>79480897
1 post by this ID
>Implying urban youth of color stops their profanities
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>>79480939
We have been trained since kids that Alleys are bad.
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>>79480315
I forgot about that magazine.
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>>79480998
2 posts for y00
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MORE SHOTS
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>>79480965

You're a big guy.

:)
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>>79480939
in big cities its probably fastest way to main street to get a cab after hitting the bars. nobodies gonna walk down to the end of the block, way to lazy
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Seven
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Yeah, gimp.
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>>79480990
>mfw hearing it
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BRICKS
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>>79480990
wtf is that pic?
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sup /pol/

just wanted you guys to wish me luck

I'm in the process of becoming a cook county sheriff, I'm waiting for my final call to start the academy

cant wait to share stories
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Mudafuckin bootleg fireworks, Robert?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ
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>heavyset 40s male black throwing brick into car windows
>fireworks war
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>>79481078
Rare
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>>79480930
cool, i'll look into it when i'm free
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>>79481078
damn it, i already have you

>fireworks being shot at passing vehicles
nogwarts now
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>>79481124
THE GLORIOUS NUCLEAR REMOVAL OF COMMUNISM.
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>>79481078
RF
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>>79480938


Happening can not intensify, happening confirmed for already happened in >>79480846 .

Besides, I want to hear them argue over who has to remove a DOA that looks like a 5 gallon bucket of charred tomato soup blown all over a concrete T-wall barrier.
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>>79481078
R A R E F L A G
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>>79481174
>Nogwarts
Oh am lauffing
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>>79480731
>z pepper
my nigga
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>>79481141
Good luck anon. Make sure if you shoot a dindu that BLM doesn't catch wind of it.
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>>79481141

good luck Robert
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>>79479978
Hi. I'm Cleo.
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>>79481217
HARRY DINDU NUFFIN
JUST VIOLENT MOGULS TRYING KEEP THE WIZARD MAN DOWN
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>>79481141
Make your nickname robert
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Haha. TAKE MY SPICY FRIED CHICKEN ORDER BITCH.
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>>79481141
Good luck, be safe
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>>79481271
Is that a Midwest Industries handguard? Fucking SLICK.
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>>79481141
This post will be used as evidence against you.
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>>79481271

Pretty girl, anon. :3

>tfw your AR is still a spreadsheet
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>>79481141

If you're white you'll never get it, famo

Which number did you place on your written test? CFD reping
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two more to the high score
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>>79480909
tone your autism down little boy
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>>79481227
Someone just asked if it was 2 victims. You may have a BiNGo, anon!
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>looks like it's going to be two victims
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>>79481294
>>79481307

I'm not following with these meme goys, whats the deal?
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>>79481141
Hope you succeed, Robert.
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>>79481174
WE NOGWARTZ NOW
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new caledonia full of abos or a bunch of rich french fagorts?
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2 victims then its gonna be 3 victims
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Pleeeease mods just sticky the damn threads.
Also i can see these threads being popular after july 4th. Friday night in chiraq
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>>79481435

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

have you listened to the feed for more than 10 seconds?
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>>79481433
lol she said it like she was going to personally make sure
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>>79481435
Robert serves the city, Robert serves the people
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>>79481435
>he hasn't succumbed to the power of Robert
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What's Gary Indiana like?
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>>79481081

I've lived in big cities all my life and walking a few blocks ain't shit

just goons preying on tourists and the heavily intoxicated
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>>79481435
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>>79481141
Enjoy dealing with evictions all day
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>underage drinking and loud music in an alleyway party
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>>79481271
>That stock

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>79481544
Chicago with more meth.
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>>79481435
He's the hero Chicago needs.
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>>79481544
Hell on earth
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>>79481544
bags of sand
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>>79481494
fuck stickys

normies are busy being baited by
>1postbythisID
we don't want them here
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>>79481461
This is actually hilarious, it's almost like they are making a commentary on their noglike culture by firing (mostly) harmless projectiles at each other in a warlike monkey fashion.

It's kinda gay though.
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>>79481435
At first no one knew and they kept saying Robert so if your name was robert on the force car name Robert Robert Robert. Would cause confusion.
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>>79481544
Like the South Side. If you want to move to Indiana you should move to East Chicago.
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>>79481520
Of course he hasn't, he expects us goy cattle to do that for him and brief him
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>>79481589
What's wrong with the MOE?
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>>79481569
hiding in the alleyways waiting on ppl to walk by? id probly be dead if i lived in big city then, i likes getting fucked up drunk
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>>79481588
>officers responded to the same thing last night
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male white drinkin and drugin usually has a knife
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>>79481612
>>79481623

Both of those. Also,

>Dark.
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I was just in Gary. It's a nice place if you stay away from the entire city
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Person shot
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>>79481629
YOUR COUNTRY IS SHIT
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I just don't get how there can be so much crime in one area how do they have the manpower for it
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im new to this board, why do you have a chicago police scanner thread
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>>79481689
>implying nogs are people.
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>>79481520

I havent honestly, because I live here I used to listen to it a lot, stopped recently because Igot used to it, its a shit city and honestly I would never do CPD because I dont want to end up on youtube.
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>>79481716

t.60% white
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>We're in uniform so they should know better
What did he mean by this?
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>>79481679
>it's a nice place if you stay away from it entirely
ftfy
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7 shell casings found
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>>79481724
moot told us to make it
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>>79481717
nigging and nogging knows no limits
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>>79481461
damn I thought they were in an empty parking lot or street, but nope they just dont give a fuck about cars.

Wow
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>>79481724
It's fun to listen to the boys in blue respond to nigs nogging sometimes.
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any officer-involveds yet?
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>>79481724
Are you even trying?
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>>79481724
Proof black lives don't matter

(insert moonman)
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>Stablized in good condition

GOOD IS A CONDITION
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>>79481768
And yours is 6%?
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>>79481638
thanks anon
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>>79481689

Right shoulder and right hand

Stable, good
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>>79481812
An hour or so ago, yes.
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>>79481717
They barely do. It's like trying to herd cats on PCP
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>>79481724
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>>79481717
>how do they have the manpower for it

Chicago has more than 30,000 cops

>They don't have enough manpower to handle it.
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>>79481812
sheriff got one earlier
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>>79481716
you better check your keys m8 before I robert the fuck out of you
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>>79481641
>If you want to move to Indiana you should move to East Chicago

Or try some of the countless cities in Indiana that are ranked among the best places to live in the country. Carmel, Fisher, Noblesville... All central Indy. Nobody with a choice lives up there by dumpy chicago
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STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT
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GUNSHOT WOUNDZ

BANG BANG
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Gunshot victim on the way to a hospital.
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>>79480172
Ayyyy toke up.

>shot in hand.
10-4
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>>79481724
Go back to Ebaumsworld.
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>>79481724
>>
holy shit 400 gun related incidents PER MONTH?

what the fuck?????? does this happen in all cities? suburb fag here
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Alright, I've been listening to this shit for four hours now. I'm out. Night /pol/.
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Garfield?
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listen to that sassy fat black woman on dispatch
>>
Oooooooooooobaby dey busting caps out there yyo ooo shiznitz ooo diggity damn I gotta go
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>>79481724
just entertaining, as chicago has such a high crime rate that we can here multiple interesting things and happenings occur within a minute. Its nicknamed chiraq or chicongo because its almost like a warzone
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>>79481781
lol who's that?
>>
>>79481724
Robert told us to make it & keep it going
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>>79481876
I know but he seems intent on living near Chicago for some reason.
>>
>>79481920
Its the city of nogs, how are you surprised?
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>>79481141
Are you starting corrections? Or are you already in and going for sheriffs police? I work at the jail currently.
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>>79481920
Nope, just in chicago
>>
>>79481923
pekka :DDD
>>
>2835 listeners and
HOLY SHIT 5 SECONDS OF SILENCE
NEW RECORD BOYS
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>>79481410

I forgot honestly, I just know I passed a lot of shit. I started this process in august of last year, it took so long to get here. I think I'll get it . I hope. I need the moneys
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>>79481897
>daughter threw brick through window of her own house
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>>79481922
nite nite Robert
>>
2935 listeners

CAN WE BREAK 3000????
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>>79481869
Where in the flying fuck did you get 30,000 cops, new York city maybe, but Chicago pd entire staff equals 12,000 (officer and civilian positions).
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>>79481847
Np lurk learn and shit post now
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>>79481920
no, just chicago, a gun free city
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>>79481947
Lurk moar.
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>>79481846

You're a fucking racist. Chop off your dick and shove it down your gullet you frivolous attention-seeking cunt.
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>>79481893
DEGENERATE SCUM
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>>79481920
>this is your city
>this is your city on gun control
>>
>>79481922
b but it's just about to get good
>>
>>79480140
>Upside down
Are you sure you're not strayan on proxy?
>>
chicago looked fucking nice when i went to the bean and walked towards trump tower, then again I just stayed on that one loop road. Is it really that much of a shithole outside of that area? fuck.
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>>79481923
>Garfield Minus Garfield
why not go with the superior Heathcliff, which doesn't even need an edit to be surrealist post-modernism?
>>
>>79482032
kek. was just about to correct myself. wrong website, wrong numbers numbers.
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>>79481920
Just your very favorite gun-free city!
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>>79481990

stating corrections, how do you like it so far, what division are you at?
>>
>>79481652
Acktshually

It's the CTR as you can see from the friction lock on it. It's the MOE but better.
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>>79482089
I laughed
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>>79482075
I ONLY JOKE SWEDEN, I LIKE YOUR IKEAS
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>fallen police officer
F
>>
Officer shot in hand?!

Godspeed and mend well, Robert. Godspeed.
>>
>>79482017
Being a teen is real man. Shit, I'm white and I managed to kick a hole in a wall in a shitfit when I was a teen. I can't imagine what being a black teen is like.
>>
HE'S GOT A GUN
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>>79482075

>makes fun of us for only having 60% white people
>implying this is a bad thing
>then calls us racists

Half of Stockholm is literally Mogadishu at this point bro, you faggots have no idea how bad the next few decades are going to get.
>>
>>79482075
I dont even know what country that is, sick my fat American war winning cock
>>
>>79482170

is this a trap or what i always get conflicting reports
>>
>>79482060
I actually cringed at your reply.
>>
this needs to be in GTA radio stations
>>
>>79482175
Most I did was get in a few fights and drink a bit.
Though I still have one teen year left, maybe ill beat your highscore, redneck.
>>
>>79482175
i can go Black selling Crack.
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>>79482238
>>
>>79482242
This may as well be a GTA police scanner
>>
>>79482242
That would actually be fucking awesome. I wonder if anyone has made a mod for this ?
>>
>>79481768
Holy Christmas! A Swedish nationalist! Call the sharia police!
>>
>>79482208
You're bombing the wrong Mogadishu. There is only one with people worth saving in it.
>>
>>79481920
It's all lies. It can't happen in Chicago. Chicago has gun control so it would never happen there.
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>>79482255
>get in fights
degenerate, I never did that.
>>
Not the hot dog store!
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>>79482294
>>
>burglary in progress at the hot dog store

anyone else hear this
>>
>someone trying to rob a hot dog shop
niggas are hungry
>>
niggers trying to break in to a HOT DOG STORE
>>
chicagofag here

some of these gangs have the arsenal of a pmc (assault rifles, grenades, bazookas, and submachine guns) and have the manpower to invade Ontario

have fun trying to Judge Jredd these nignogs
>>
"break in at the hot dog store"

come on Chicago, are you even trying?
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>>79482075
HAVE A SNACK AND RELAX GET
/C O M F Y/
>>
>hot dog robbery

NIGGAS GOTTA EAT
>>
>>79482322

does chicago really have gun control? what did they do?
>>
>>79482373
>>79482369
>>79482362
>>79482347

>WE

>WUZ

>WEENAZ

>AND SHHHIIEEET
>>
>>79481923
Suomi! :DDDD
>>
>>79482403
When you want a Chiraq hot dog you really want a Chiraq hot dog
>>
What kind of nigs eat Armor hot dogs?
>>
new bred nao
>>
Lol so we robbin hot dog stores out there now
>>
>>79482401
A few well armed divisions could solve the chicongo problem in two days
provided that is, if posse comitatus was suspended
>>
>>79482455
they banned handguns
>>
where's the new thread niggers?
>>
>>79482324
I didn't start them if it makes you feel more proud of me senpai
Never lost either :) :D XD
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>>79482538
IM ON IT
>>
>>79482576
GOD SPEED ROBERT
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>>79482455
smuggled too many guns in their CITY STYLE PIZZA
>>
>tfw no hot dog stores
>>
>>79482576
You're doing God's work.
>>
EY YO
EY
EYO HOL UP
I NEED DEM HAWTDAWG NIGGUH
MUHFUGGA SHEIT I NEED DAT SHEIT NOW NIGGA I GOT MY DOORAG BITCH SQUARE UP I HUNGRY AND HIGH AS FUCK MANG I WANNA WATCH SUM BET NIGGUH
>>
>>79482139
I'm in RTU. It's not bad. You'll have your good days and bad days, it's really what you make of it. The max divisions are going to complete shit though. All I hear about is the vets saying how back in the day without all the cameras it was just easier to beat the fuck out of anyone that got out of line. And desu with some of these assholes I definitely wish it was still like that.

My ultimate goal is to get to sheriffs pd though. Next test will probably be fall of 2017, possibly sooner. I know the whole department is short and if you keep your nose clean, can pass the physical, and don't call off like an asshole you'll be able to get in no problem.

Good luck with the rest of your process and the academy.
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Chicago hot dogs are really the best.
>>
BREAD FRESH
>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906
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manlet robbery
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>>79481923

help me cook these memes. oven's almost heated up, you work the stove
>>
>>79482633
but the fixings that go ontop make it better
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>>79482680
annnnnnnnd cockblocked
>>
>>79482571
>I didn't start them
that's all I really care about.

I'm sensitive on that topic; the closest I've come to a fight is having a knife pulled on me; I managed to back away and avoid the fight, and then the kid got expelled because he brought the knife back on campus and put it in his locker (dude clearly had mental/emotional issues).
>>
>>79479978
nth FO DEM HAWTDAWGZZ
>>
>>79482547
>he who fights monsters

without the rule of law you are no better than the criminals
>>
>>79482720
I'm sorry, Robert. I didn't make it but it was already there.
>>
>>79482720
it's an old thread make a new one ausfag
>>
Should we recycle the old thread?
>>
>>79480668

you literally have to drive a state over for the laxest firework laws in the country. You aussies don't know freedom
>>
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>>79479978

we're all kangz down here, georgie.
>>
>>79482939
go for it
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>>79482627

thank's for the advice and encouragement anon

I hope you get what you're aiming for.

I heard about the max divisions. My best friend is in 9 right now doing a lot of overtime. I hope I get placed in a non max, not because I have any fear, but because If I'm going to be placed in 9, i'd like the ability to kick their shit in. I heard that the commander of 9 is throwing them pizza parties and shit because he wants a promotion badly.

Anyway, thank's again and godspeed.
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>>79482987
kekkled
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>>79482748
Starting fights is degenerate, nigger tier behaviour, I will not defend that.
Some black dude got expelled for bring knives to school here too.
He wasn't a bad kid, im sure they were just for show, but still that shits retarded regardless.
>>
>>79483163
right, then let's get moving

>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906
>>79469906
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>>79482226
100% Trap
>>
>>79482226
everything is a trap on /pol/ until we get the vag picture
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