>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU
>>79477599
Ok, why do they say Robert so much? I don't understand.
>>79477599
FIRST FOR NO CROWD ROBERT
>>79477599
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
LOTTA LIMOS BACK IN DA BACK
ten four
FPBP
send ALL the limos
Super Drunk Bros.!
First for hysterical callers.
GOODBYE ROBERT
>>79477703
robert doing gods work
CHECK YO KEYS, ROBERT
>>79477599
Straya-started thread. Welcome back Straya, Robert.
Posting in Robert's thread
>save Robert
no problemo
>>79477710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
>>79477703
>Who is Robert?
CPD Phonetic Alphabet:
Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
R O B E R T
Xray
Yankee
In the Chicago Police Department (CPD), the number of a police car ends in "R" if that car belongs to the night shift.
Car #1488R will be called over the radio as "Fourteen-Eighty-Eight-Robert."
Also, a 'Code R' (called over the radio as simply "Robert") is CPD radio code for an officer-made arrest.
Every time an officer makes an arrest, calls out their car number during the night shift or has their car number called out by dispatch during the night shift, you will hear "Robert."
>>79477703
In Robert we trust.
>>79477703
10-4 Robert, check yo keys
you finally did it man, you didnt get cucked again
Is Chicago meant to be a tourist hot spot? Is it actually safe to visit?
>>79477599
THANK FUCK
>Is that a whistle?
>>79477703
Cop lingo for "Roger" or I copy, or I heard and understood.
>>79477599
Based eucalyptus tree OP
Fight and music disturbance between brothers
>>79477599
Muh OC
>>79477710
10-4 shots fired
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
What you missed earlier tonight...
> Son choking mother
> Mother choking daughter
> Gang disturbance.
> Woman held hostage while apartment is ransacked
> Random dude exposing himself to rush hour traffic
> No one wants to pick up the dead body.
> Check your keys! Please Please Please Please
> He punched a dog
> Shut your Mouth!
> Who's guarding the gun in the street?
> 12-year-old car thieves
> Man with nunchucks scaring people
> Hispanic man beating woman in apartment
> Passenger maces driver for pulling over for ambulance
> Homeless man excessively drooling
> Look out for the Air-a-bat-ic
> Send the police back to the house they just left they're fighting again.
> Man putting rag in gas tank, trying to light up car.
> Rapid fire 20 shots
> He's trying to blow up a car
> Throw it on the boss, I'm going to lunch
> Cop locked his keys in his cruiser
> Someone stole a cop's coat
> Woman in wheelchair yelling and blocking sidewalk
> Couple having sex on top of car
> Hispanic man beating woman in car
> "Group of guys" hanging out on Pope John Paul II drive
> Cop who didn't check keys "talking" about Robert
> Man seen "running heavy" (carrying weapon)
> Hispanic with bookbag on bike waving gun
> Disturbance at Dunkin Donuts. Every unit in town offers to respond.
> Beaten up by "daughter of childrens father" (flowchart will follow later)
> The perp is black, his socks are red, and his gun is blue
> Bipolar mother won't get out of car at hospital.
> Daughter threw brick through window of her own house
> Black man not allowing black woman to leave apartment
> Shots fired in apartment complex, bullets confirmed lodged in walls
>>79477846
> Large fight in lot, bats involed
> two black men and one woman armed with a knife coerced a pit bull into attacking someone. Attack was fatal.
> Black man found in sewer trying to drag a black woman in
> CHECK YOUR KEYS
> Man escaped from hospital with IV still in arm
> Man got woman in a headlock
> Multiple fireworks complaints
> Grabage can on fire
> Bald black man high on drugs
> Sad Trombone played
> Group of guys smoking drugs in a white car
> Group of people fighting next to red four door
> Someone called in stating they were smacked on the behind by a male hispanic
> Random car found with dome light on
> Fight broke out in a movie theater
> Black woman in alley way exposing herself
> Three little boys threw a wet rag on the caller's sunroof.
> Black man shoved his grandmother
> Neighbors fighting in their back yard with BBQ equipment
> People calling in saying drugs were being peddled out of a white car - nothing further
> Burgler alarm triggered, motion sensor triggered
> 7 shots fired from a green suv - Nothing. Further.
> Officer Williams are you working tonight?
> Shots fire on Hamilton - Nothing Fired
> Foot Pursuit on Albany, through back yards.
> 3 women, 3 men, drinking, smoking weed, has guns, selling crack, out of garage. Male's name was "wag"
> Very happy people making noise on tracks
> Woman called in saying Bf/husband was on his way. Was going to kill her
> Cop called in chasing black trailblazer
Niggas ain't even /comfy/
>>79477805
yes and no, respectively. Go for the food, stay because you got clapped. 0110 all day, monica.
do the cops responding to shots fired come in armed heavy ?
>>79477599
>1 post by this ID
>>79477777
Kek is with us tonight.
>>79477817
wrong, it means an arrest was made or the night shift car code
>>79477777
KEK's HOLY QUINTS
>>79477874
> Gang disturbance on Roscoe and Polasky - Nothing Further
> Robert is having issues logging on
> Woman called in stating people who lived beneath her apartment are trying to break in
> Aliens attempted communication via Chiraq radio at 12:02 EST
> Man called in wanting a party bus kept from parking
> Man in black shirt black pants trying to break into apartment, man threatened to throw rocks through window at caller
> Three males fighting with female, shirts off, behind library. Mace in play
> Fancy Nig nog asked about Eastbound Transfer
> Three males tagging someone's car in alley, caller couldn't give description...Probably black.
> Drunk strikes GF in grey VW jetta
> Group of Hispanics throwing bottles at moving cars
> Follow up at school, people reported heard but not seen
> Fire dept team involved in an accident
> Off duty cop involved in shooting
> Unknown tall fair skinned person is getting in and out of three different cars armed with a flashlight
> Loud music called in at West Fulton
> Driver struck fence in car, music blaring, left westbound - no further
> Child called in, complaining about GF
> Burglary follow up - no one on site, alarm company called. Lock is dislodged from door and on the ground.
> South Emerald foot chase, black male, 6' 2", tie-dye pants, weird shoes, short fro. Can't forget those "tight ass pants".
> Male black beating on white person with hammer
> 49 yr old male shot in arm
> loud music in back yard on albany
> Male on Eastwood called needing ambulance for mother, hung up
> Caller called in driving a white honda CRV broken down, several gangbangers with guns on the street corner
> Follow up on CRV, no gangbangers. Just waiting for a tow.
10/10 would bang
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3262170/alyssa-leigh/
>>79477805
I've been to Chicago a few times and never had a problem but I stayed in the good (white) part with museums and whatnot. Never ventured into the war zone.
>>79477777
>checked
>1488
praise kek and robert
>>79477710
PERSON ON A PORCH IN NEED OF HELP.
NOISE COMPLAINTS INCREASING
PHENOMENOUS SHOOTING
CALL THE COPS!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
When do we start a new thread
>>79477874
> Code amber invoked, caller has missing son.
> Hispanic having issue with gf, mad because she was talking to someone about charging her phone, threatening with knife.
> Gang disturbance on 48th and Rockwell
> Car accident on Milwaukie, two cars, Male hispanic at fault, no insurance.
> 31st street suspicious person, male white or male hispanic, facing westbound... looking suspicious.
> Male in truck having breathing difficulty, probably drunk.
> Red rover said on the radio, in rhyme.
> Unconscious male suspect bleeding from the nose.
> California and Polk car accident
> Man's son tried to commit suicide via 20 xanax
> Apartment on fire reported. Again
> Girl on yellow bike tried to escape domestic, beat up by bf, caught by cop on corner
> Black male reported carrying bag, armed, speaking to himself.
> Male black has female black pinned against fence across from gas station. Arguing about guns.
> Man stabbed in neck by roomate. Declining EMS.
>>79477805
it's basically a wood chipper for poor people.
>>79477891
>What is taking a shit
>>79477710
Where at? Winthrop here.
>>79477902
is going dooown, Kek given us a sign
Did someone mention donuts?
>>79477905
Crime compiler here. Been getting distracted. I'll post what I have and that's it for me guys. Thanks for the great time. Stay comfy
nothing is even going on
>>79477777
ROBERT WALKS WITH KEK
>>79477911
Shit.
>>79477933
>>79477905
>>79477874
>>79477846
You sir are awesome.
>>79477889
Roll up and see what's going on
Safer than what you'd think, as they rarely go after police
>>79477930
When the bottom numbers become italicized. Let the ausfag start the next one.
>>79477953
Calm down Robert Kek doesn't like it when you are angry
>>79477817
But it is only for night shift, plus they are still saying 10-4. I think it is just a call sign
>>79477805
it's hit/miss. you stick to the downtown area and youre perfect. michigan ave is completely safe and full of tourists. you go outside that area and it really just depends on the neighborhood you're in/what you're doing.your mode of transportation
most of these calls come from areas you have no interest in going to anyway
>>79477878
Too /comfy/ to take a pic, famalamadingdong.
>>79477777
Thank you for explaining anon.
I'm admiring your digits.
Mods should sticky this for the weekend
>>79477961
>98642 ROBERT
card so far, fresh sheet.
>>79477889
No. They just roll their police car up through the area and see if they find something.
>>79477805
no, it's not safe to visit because leftists in their infinite wisdom demolished the projects and spread niggers all around the city.
my friend witnessed a shooting in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in the city this week. the only area of chicago that is safe is the o'hare are but that's because there's multiple wealthy suburbs there that have their own police forces which keep niggers at bay.
Spic officer needed!
It's getting a little bit bad out there
>>79478031
You've never heard of CPDK...
31st for spanish speaking spanish speakers
Do you have a Spanish speaking Spanish speaker?
>a spanish speaking, spanish speaker
wow scanner was off for 2 seconds THATS A NEW RECORD
>>79478073
>masha P
what a shame...
>>79477777
Hail Robert! Fourteenth Son of kek!
WE NEED A SPANISH SPEAKING SPANISH SPEAKER
>spanish speaking officer
bitch should've just asked for a Spaniard
>>79477777
>>79477988
CONFIRMED
>>79478132
why m8? Did something happen to her and her glorious ass?
>>79477980
10-4 robert
>>79477889
no. flashing your lights is enough. they rarely if ever shoot at police
>>79477980
You did real gud boi. I's hope you get mo money fo yo programs.
>>79478093
Very safe.
two.
male.
blacks.
>>79478084
No stickies attract cancer it would be nothing but who is Robert shit posting.
spic manlet on the run
>>79478093
how's winnetka? my movie waifu is from there
>>79477889
Depends on the location. If it was here in San Diego, the whole area would be locked down and swat would be deployed. Chicago it's normal day-in-day-out shit.
>having white republican mayor
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>79478263
You called?
>>79478295
ponytail flapping in the cool chicago wind
>>79478295
When will they learn
Spanish is not a condition
is this fake?
>Transient riding on one of the trains
2913 listeners
>>79478367
Its all real Robert
>Train rides
Just another night in hell. They don't pay these people enough.
>>79477930
>asking when we start a new thread after 100 posts
>>79478326
>White Republican mayor in a major CA city
How?
Who else /Robert/ here?
>>79478367
Is what fake?
ANON CALLING IN
>>79478367
I have no idea what you're asking about, but ITT: The safest bet is "no".
3 shots
Hispanic; bandana
SHOTS FIRED
http://http://www.chitownmugshots.com
>Why does every nigger on there look like they are getting their school picture taken?
>>79477981
it's mostly domestic violence at this hour
>>79477599
>shots are constantly being fired
There is something wrong with your country, guys. Really, really wrong.
disturbance with a missle
>>79478442
riverside county has a white, republican representative
Fucking train riding transients. Kek does not approve
>>79478367
hi Leddit.
>>79478473
>implying niggers go to school long enough to HAVE their picture taken... KEK
>>79478473
Because this is their graduation, anon
Lot of hispaincs recently
>>79478490
No, just Chi-town, where guns are banned.
>>79478540
They have to go back.
>>79477981
it's gonna be a shitshow saturday/sunday/monday
>>79478540
HISPANIC
MALE
RED SHIRT
>>79478490
Its mostly in ghetto/inner city areas, you know, in the poorer parts
>>79478473
Because they probably are.
>>79478205
she curled her hair and her forehead was laid bare
>>79478490
we're listening to the police scanner of the most heavily gun controlled city in america.
Car did a yewie.
>Check Yo Kones!
>>79478473
Because they graduated to Nigger U
>>79478367
I've heard every one of these called in. The answer is no.
>>79478540
massive amounts of Latin Kings in Shitcongo
>her mental 13-year old
>>79478585
>bare forehead
Disgusting.
>>79478490
niggers
>>79478490
America is a very large nation. So it has good parts and bad parts. The state of Illinois, for instance, is larger than your country. This is why Western Europeans cannot talk about America very well. It's just so damn big.
>>79478490
NO! This is the Cultural Marxist paradise of America! You're being racist right now.
>>79478326
Yea if this happened in any nypd precinct, I guarantee you they'd bring out party vans, plain clothes cops, a shitload of riot cops and SWAT and a shitload of paddy wagons and probably setup those remote video recording guard towers they barely use anymore. They really need to patrol the streets, Robert can't do it on his own.
Do these niggers ever sleep? It's almost 1am, why are you up so early causing a ruckus go to bed
>>79478442
Only major city in the US with a Republican mayor (and city council and city attorney). SD is very conservative compared to the rest of CA. Probably all of the military and people who move here from the middle of nowhere.
>>79478620
it's called Ghetto University you uneducated swine
>>79478473
Talk about falling on hard times.
>>79478303
virtually every suburb north of chicago is good, or at least decent, and typically the farther north you go the more affluent and better the suburbs. skokie, niles, des plaines, and evanston are the border suburbs and they still have some niggers, but once you start going north of them it's pretty much all 90%+ white areas filled with > million dollar homes.
>>79478490
Yes, there are many things terribly wrong with our country. Next time you drink Budweiser and eat popcorn in jest towards Americans, try to find a little pit of sympathy for us as well.
>>79478473
In many ways they are
>>79478490
Anons are not joking. This is literally the exception, not the rule.
Why do you think we're having so much fun with this? ONLY in chicago. Niggers are 100% to blame.
Please, norskfag, do NOT let niggers or muslims invade your country or this will be YOU!
>>79478714
Blair got BTFO so bad he turned nigger.
>>79478714
>tfw BREXIT
>>79478697
Crack nigga. Sell them rocks
>>79478490
You're telling me moroccans and other afro arabs don't shoot up places in Amsterdam?
>>79478490
There were 468 murders and 2900 shootings in Chicago last year. The city is a jungle, man.
>>79478714
transnigger scum
>>79478697
it dies out completely by 3 a.m.
starts back up around 5 a.m. when the crackheads wake up and do petty theft
>>79478766
FUNNY, ISN'T IT?
>>79477980
That's some good work, stay Robert and yiff in hell
>>79477878
looked like a nasty toilet from the thumbnail
>>79478697
crack + sleep during the day (obama pays for this)
>>79478686
True, NYPD doesn't fuck around
>>79478738
I feel bad for all of Obama's sons this weekend.
ITS NOT ROLLIN
I GOTTA FLIP IT, IT AINT ROLLIN SO TABITHA GON FLIP IT, GOTTA GET IT ROLLIN
>>79478778
The locals calling it Chiraq is down right poetic.
>>79478778
>468 REPORTED murders
>2,900 REPORTED shootings
We can rest assured that the CPD/Rahm's office juked the stats signifcantly and the real numbers are undoubtedly much higher.
>>79478697
>BLM and SJWs constantly harp on the big bad whitey
>Blacks and hispanics predominately outnumber them in crime numbers
FUCK THAT LOUD MUSIC.
>>79478775
probably no guns around to steal and no nigardly places anywhere near them to go buy guns
>>79477599
ROBERT ready
LOUD MUSIC IN THE BACKYARD NOW
TOO FAR CHICAGO
TOO FAR
>>79478853
How many died to sewer nig's crab hands? We may never know.
>>79478806
holy shit this pic must give shitlibs nightmares lmao
EMPLOYEE SHUTTLE BUS NIG NOGS GTFO
>>79478326
North County here, literally paradise
San Marcos/Esco/Oceanside/southeast SD can get pretty bad though
He has a feeling Robert
>>79478862
Hey Aussie what's your opinion about all that's happening here?
>>79478806
I fucking love that pic.
DRAG RACERS FUCK YEAH
i love this chicago native officer
>>79478953
Too Fast
niggas need to learn their R's: readin', ritin' and Robert
She's backed up
>>79478948
about what in particular?
>>79478714
https://youtu.be/JTsbBPEFHq8
Her Columbus is backed up...
>>79478715
so pretty much north chicago is gentrified and south chicago is pozzed? And i was thinking of moving from cozy, comfy riverside county california to go to school at university of chicago
>>79479003
top kek
>>79479020
>go to school at university of chicago
Oh, so you're a literal Marxist?
>>79479020
South side of Chicago all the way through Gary Indiana is all completely fucked
DEEYYYYYYYYYUUMMM
AH GO GUDDA BE DA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG APPO NAPPO DO TUDDA DU DIDDA DA MEAN?
MAH NIGGA GO BAP BAPPINAP
DUH TOH BIGGA BE BUP UPPINUP
SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>79478793
Wished I could mate. But I have to sleep, unlike the filthy masses of chicago.
>>79479020
Right around the university is fine. It's a really good uni. I've been there a bunch of times and it's nice, I just hate living in a big city.
Just don't stray too far south and learn from locals.
>>79477599
>tfw have to drive to a south side ghetto next tuesday
fugggggggggg
>>79478914
I like this one.
MRAPS in 10 minutes
>>79479118
why?
>>79479087
You got some good taste f.a.m.
armed with a knife boys
>>79479087
>RED FUCKING PANTIES
So tell me my good furfag...WHERE WERE YOU TWO NIGHTS AGO???
>>79479067
>marxist
>go to school where based friedman dismantled old school keyensian econ to instill post-keyensian as mainstream
get educated faggot
>>79478913
There are multiple CHUDS in Chicago
I've only been listening for 5 days and have heard two incidents of people being grabbed by something in a drain.
>mother and pregnant daughter fighting
>>79479010
All the shootings, violence and etc. Does this happen a lot in the most dangerous areas of Australia?
>>79479020
you would be living in Obama's neighborhood and eventually the same place as him when Trump takes office dude
MOTHER AND PREGNANT DAUGHTER WITH A KNIFE
>Abortion joke
pregnant woman fighting knife involved
looks like abortion seasons here
>>79478714
hehehehehe
Oh god, someone gave Grandpa Mumbles the mic back
13
Hahah ringing the police over food poisoning from a vending cart.
>>79479020
It's a good university. I hope you don't want to own guns.
>California
Nevermind.
>>79479139
Fucking memes from the oldclanking threads
4chan bros live on
lol calling cops for food poisoning
>>79479156
to buy a new car
>get sick after eating at a food cart
>call cops
>>79479134
Noice
The one officer on the left that's holding the dindu down
>>79479228
>insert loss joke
>>79479134
keks all the way. i need to save a folder of these and post to some dindu forums or something
dat count laugh
LAUGHING
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That laugh
EHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>79479235
Where is your God now, Robert?
HAHHAHAHA
DEAL WITH LAMAR,MOVE THE CAR
HAHAHAHAH
>>79479158
Sure. Please don't judge me on the ONE Seasalt pic I have. I detest red rusker for making this character and being completely unable to draw him.
>>79479167
Wage slaving. Why?
>>79479266
guaranteed way to get at the very least arrested by the chicago cops for "civil disturbance"
>>79479020
>gentrified
i hate this term.
>built a neighborhood
>brown people move in and lower it's value
>move out
>move back in years later
>considered the bad guys for turning a ghetto that was once a great neighborhood back into a great neighborhood
>>79478899
Niggardly means stingy
CREEPY LAUGHING....
>laughing cops bickering
They're losing it
>LAUGHINGDISPATCHERS.JPG
HA ha hah aha ha ha ha ha
>>79479310
What a sick fuck laughing like that, meanwhile the city is burning down.
EH HEH HAH HA HA HA HA
>>79479303
1 dead spick ha ha ha
2 Dead spick ha ha ha
What was that fight about? Two lanes vs four lanes? I don't get it.
>Move the cars you can fight about it later
>>79479248
I actually own some guns nigger. I got a .22 and a luger that was found in france that was originally a nazi officer's that kicks like a girl when she discovers her g-spot.
>>79479266
Probably a fat cunt that ate way too much
>>79479335
Because some nigga IN RED PANTIES was scaring children i Chiraq two days ago.
>Can anyone vouch for you?
FUCK THE OPS
she ded
>>79479365
Nero fiddled as Rome burned.
Can we get an update on the food poisoning
this laughing cop's voice sounds like a real familiar actor. anybody recognize whos voice he sounds like?
>>79479202
niggers doing nigger things
nt phased by it, it's pretty funny that the laws dont work and the cops have to deal with his shit.
pretty alright, Tbh.
28 y/o goth slut needs a dick!!
now senpai! get over there!
>>79479335
There was a man in red panties scaring children and trying to kick in doors 2 nights ago
>>79479343
it's an econ term that was pozzed by shitlibs to mean something bad. take back your words weakling
>Slippery Slope
>>79479365
The city's always burning, may as well have a giggle while putting out the worst of it.
>>79479459
hannibal burress
>>79479439
Jesus christ. How do I always miss the good shit? Was it a male?
>I work alone, CIA won't let me bring friends
>>79479440
nigger found. Shoulda just stayed in the dark.
mhmm need a lil mo time
>>79479459
Gene Rosen?
this is the face of aids
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/profile/3266115/telissha-l-perkins/
>>79479479
Except for those aboriginal communities had to stop giving the money since they bought alcohol and gave them food stamps
>>79479426
gib pics of luger.
>>79479485
>28 y/o goth slut needs a dick!!
The cry for help I've literally been waiting for, my whole life...
>>79479191
>China's lap dog doesn't have sewer people
>>79479485
Better cock that whore before she gets BLACKED.
Daddy's little slut needs a hot facial and a good hard fuck with a dick.
>>79479505
no im thinking he sounds like bill murray
i have a feeling the gangster discplines are all voting Trump and you know why
Man I missed so much. Just tuning in and there's cussing laughing and infighting happening.
Is this a chase???
"You know which strategy might work better fixing negro violence than all the brainstorms downtown is failing at? Something along the lines of the Third Punic War in 149 BC - burn the hood to the ground and sow the vacant lots with salt."
>>79479459
ITS BILL MURRAY
>>79479524
Yes. Male, Black, red panties. SCARING CHILDREN.
bowling ball northbound
NOGS ARE BOWLING IN DEM STREETS
>>79479426
>I got a .22
UK fag detected.
You could throw a bowling ball northbound.
>>79477599
Did he say "do the wall"?
>someone throwing a bowling ball
>>79479203
yeah, I was actually thinking of heading to their law school but it's pozzed af, now. no based scalia to clean house like he did in the early 90's
>>79479525
hatin ass white boi
>>79478714
>>79479235
LMFAO what in the fuck bros, that's amazing
>>79479549
Fucking christ
ew
SMOKEN DRUGS
>>79479639
Everything is a crime, who calls the police over this shit?
WALL! WALL! WALL!
>>79479641
>UK fag
>has US flag
what does he mean by this?
Smoking drugs
GETTIN LOUD
SMOKIN DRUUUUGS
>Smokin on a loud pack
>>79479556
yeah, i guess chicago is a bit like those reservations up in NT
>>79479558
>>79479707
A gutless yellow snitch.
>>79479020
the suburbs i'm talking about are not part of chicago proper, and neither is winnetka.
virtually all of west and south chicago is fucked and full of niggers. northwest and north chicago is largely blue collar neighborhoods that are a mix of whites and latinos. uchicago is in a shit area. IIT is in a shit area. UIC is the only school that's in a decent area and amusingly enough it's the worst school of the three.
at the end of the day the problem is that throughout chicago there are areas that are well off and then you drive quarter mile to half a mile down the street and it's full blown niggerville. if you live in the city you simply can't get away from them.
if you do move here i suggest you carry a knife with you. lone niggers are cowards and if it comes to it and he sees you pull out a knife he'll run away. if a nigger pack attacks you, you can't expect any mercy so your best bet is to try and knife one of them then the rest will take off (again, they are cowards.)
>>79479707
when they don;t get the 7-10 split
>>79479707
Residents
Old people fed up with the shit, most likely
>>79479625
I mean, who DOESN'T like a good set of red panties?
Time for new bread! Ausfag get in here!
NEED MORE OFFICER BILL MURRAY
did anyone else here that
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>live in northend winnipeg canada in a shitty apartment filled with welfare indians.
>cops at my apartment 2 or 3 times a week
And somehow i feel comfy in this thread.
>>79479758
>no nigga better snitch over our impromptu street bowling league tournament
fuck off ya damn shit
im baking
>>79479485
>always wanted a goth girlfriend. Only ever saw images of them on tv or computer. Don't think they exist anymore.
>>79479566
I can confirm we don't, my brother and I used to explore the stormdrains wherever we went, eventually I got too big and got stuck one day.
>>79479558
spending the holiday weekend at a family member's house, so I'm not home to take the pics unfortunately.
>>79479816
Children, apparently.
>>79479757
>filename
Are you fucking retarded or just very new?
>>79479816
NOT NOW PLS
>>79479854
whatcha baking, dindu miffins?
>>79478367
t. has never visited a big city before
>dying inside
ten-four
>>79479898
They'll come to appreciate them. After all, the panties hide the thing that's truely terrifying.
>>79479191
Wait .. seriously?
I mean, we could probably just go with Occam's Razor in this case and conclude grifters are literally living in the sewers in Chicago.. which is really not farfetched.
They probably snag drunks and vulnerable people if they hang out by the wrong grate alone... to be raped or robbed or murdered etc...
Much more likely than fucking mythical CHUDS.
HALF STICKS OF DYNAMITE
FUCKING SHIT
>>79479930
New bread, mayne.
HOLY FUCK HALF STIX OF DYNAMITE???
>>79373930
God bless, Robert
1/2 sticks of Dynamite
DYNAMITE OUT OF THE WINDOW.
>throwing half sticks of TNT out the window?
FUCK
throwing half sticks of dynamite out the window
>throwing half sticks of dynamite out the window
black PT cruiser throwing half sticks out dynamite out the window? Holy shit
>THROWING STICKS OF DYNAMITE OUT A WINDOW
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
black pt cruiser throwing half sticks of dynamite
Fucking dynamite?!
>>79479670
Jeez, how old are these kids? 16? 17?
they probably think they're invincible. they all think they're the main character. like there's no chance in the world they'll be the next on the big festering corpse pile. not a single clue that they're just more meat for the grinder
what part of you needs to die before you commit to seeing this shit every day
>half stick of dynamite
Oh god what?
Wait, did they just say that someone was throwing sticks of dynamite?
>throwing dynamite from the car window
it's literally the looney toons
>>79479930
Sorry anon, it was all this talk of red Panties. NEW THREAD WHEN?
>throwing sticks of dynamite out the window
LITERALLY GTA
>sticks of dynamite
Kek
Firecrackers most likely, but funny nonetheless
"STICKS OF DYNOMITE"!!
INB4 JJ WALKER PICS
>throwing half-sticks of dynamite out the window of a PT Cruiser
>>79479873
they do sometimes, moreso in cities.
but likely sightings are limited to photo shoots, "look at me im fbkjbgkagi"
>>79480005
>Not whole sticks.
Weak ass niggers
Black PT cruiser
>throwing half stick of dynomite
>>79480046
Half sticks.
>>79479999
Quads confirms. (PBuH)
>>79479909
he wanted a pic of a luger, i gave him pic of a luger
>>79479930
a new thread
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
NEW THREAD
>>79479978
>>79477599
>half sticks of dynamite
Holy shit throwing dinomite
DY-NO-MITE
WOAH WHATS WITH THE DYNAMITE
>>79479772
fuck. there goes my plans.
anyway here's the movie waifu i was reffering to. She says she's from chicago, but I'm guessing she says that to not explain herself being from winnetka.
https://www.instagram.com/katiechang53/
>group of 5 people smoking, blocking sidewalk
weak
>>79479772
Uhhhh the southwest is mainly mexican and the further west you go on the south side the more whites. Southside west of western is mexican east is black.
Also against packs, your best bet is to stay as far way as possible. I.e. move across the street. You'd get sucker punched before you could stab someone
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>>79480039
>pussies never lit off M80's
>>79480005
's a cool summer night
My .44's on my waist gotta half a stick of dynamite
Got some beef wit some niggas across town
Keep my man to the ground
I gotta shut it down, they pull up on my block
I'm in my little brown hooptie
So they guess I want the white rock
They walk close towards my ride
Surprise motherfucker it's a hit from the South side
>throwing 1/2 sticks of dynamite out the window
When are we going to do something about the dynamite crime in this country?
We need to register all dynamite and restrict ownership.
>>79480043
not uncommon some guy in my city blew off half his hand last week because he was smoking a cig while holding it
begin migration process
>>79479978
>>79479978
>>79479978
>>79479978
>>79477703
His name was Robert Palmer
niggas dont play on da Fourth!!
>>79479999
Well if they eat their victims the acronym is fitting
Cannibal humanoid underground dweller
>>79480157
uh ive had m-1000's
>>79479757
Dont get why Samoans get so much shit though, who did you vote for?
