This is now my favorite /pol thread.
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops
Shootings Scoreboard:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
Recent Homicides:
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
Mugshots:
http://www.chitownmugshots.com/
Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608
Chicago Cop Blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
wew lad, first!
>>79469906
Drunk guy laying half in, half out of the street is what I get greeted with
>>79469906
I didn't know you could "buy" a girl.
How much do they cost?
Can you buy them at Walmart?
Illinois police code:
846 TREASON
>>79469906
correct.
real men rent them.
>>79479051
it would be gay
>>79479051
plus he's fat as fuck. what's the issue here?
>>79469906
Are they anti prostitutes or...?
You're going to buy a girl either way, no girl is free.
>>79469906
Check yo keys like you check these repeating whole integers.
>>79469906
>Real ladies don't whore themselves
FTFY faggots
>>79479978
>>79479978
>>79479978
Already have a thread here
DELETE THIS
>>79471982
Was his name Robert?
>>79481097
10-4 Robert
>>79469906
WA FAG BINGO CHECKING IN
>98642
>10-4 ROBERT
PRAY WE DONT LISTEN TO A ROBERT DIE TONIGHT. KEK PLEASE.
Warm and toasty thread also
COME BACK SWEDEN, YOU CAN HANG WITH US
>>79482719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk
Hot dogs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8udVHBvqAGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
t. gimp
>>79469906
EXTREME COPS VS ROBBERS
WHO ARE YOU CHEERING FOR /POL/????
>>79469906
it's the freshest!
damn that breathy secretary sounds hottt
>>79469906
>>79482719
Trump/Rand
>>79469906
I dont think human traffickers give the slightest shit about the opinions of celebrities holding placards
I could be wrong though
>>79482818
I'd suck the farts out of her car seat.
>>79482719
SHOTS
>SHOTS
SHOTS
>SHOTS
SHOTS
>SHOTS
SHOTS
>SHOTS
>>79482720
You should really set up your post BEFORE it's needed, mate. Tabbed browsing ftw.
>>79482832
cucked again
>>79469906
JUST FIREWORKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE
>>79482774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlbLgl5WDs
10-4
>>79469906
That picture has caused me to become a #Cruzmissile. I hope it's intentions are satisfied.
>>79480894
do you know what I am saying?
>>79482917
smug fucking Eskimo
MS JOHNSON NO
>Ms. Johnson's house getting home invaded RIGHT NOW
F
GOT SUM PEOPLE COMING THROUGH THE BACK WINDOWS
LOCK YO WINDOWS
>>79480710
>what's the issue here?
feminists aren't up in arms over that clear rape of that man
>>79469906
This pic is shit, OP you're a fag
I'm playing ARMA 3 while listening to the scanner.
>>79469906
Didn't Sean Penn beat the shit out of Madonna for like 7 hours straight
>10-4
>10-4
What are they receiving?
>tfw fapping while listening to CPD scanner
WATCH YO KEYS
>>79483238
csgo here. watch yo keys
>WATCH YO KEYS
WATCH YO KEYS
>ms johnson gettin killed again
>it was big smoke
just like my vidya.
>WATCH YOUR KEYYYSYYSSSSSSS
What is the man in the Yankees hat up to?
>>79483238
KSP here, super fucking comfy to build space stations while listening to a city burn.
Ok Im new to these threads
Where do I start to get comfy?
>>79483253
Been there, done that
>it was with bw/wm
>okey-dokey
>battery in progress
>at least two males fighting on a street corner
>>79483327
whenever you like
>>79469906
OBAMA?
>>79483327
All you need to know is Robert means drink
>>79482774
creator of the bingos here, I made them in GIMP and GREEN IS MY PEPPER FUCKING APPROVED
>>79483327
When you hear the first "robert"
>>79483108
do you watch AFL ausfag? I got a game on rn. Swans v bulldogs. in burgerland we only get like 1 game per week/weekend.
I like the crows, but I never get their games. Heard they're doing well tho this season. I guess they didn't need dangerfield kek
>>79483327
Copy and paste first link in OP's post, an post funny pics while we listen to niggers slaughter themselves, while based Robert kills the survivors.
>Ms Johnson's house getting broke into
>>79483327
once you start namefagging as Robert and drop the Anon
we are all Robert, yet none of us are Robert.
>memorial for a fallen police officer
>at 2 AM
>>79483238
gonna be finishing shadowrun hong kong right now listening to the scanner
>large group of gangbangers
>>79483492
drinking beer
>Draw straws on who to send to a scene
>>79483326
Haven't played KSP in a while. Need to give it a go again. Love that game.
>>79483492
woah then did the killing o the officer happen?
>>79483327
>step 1: turn on scanner
>step 2: listen to Robert deal with bizzare crime
>step 3: comfy
Draw straws
Large crowd of gangbangers
Was gonna draw straws!!!!
>>79483436
this nigga look like a painting
>>79473900
>He never went to Europe or any other Islamic state
14 year old Yezidi slave whore used to be roughly one gold coin, but they marked that down to the 700$ range.
Dat sass
>>79483552
Dunno, someone just called dispatch for permission to go to a memorial for a fallen police officer, presumably because they were on-duty.
>>79483479
Ooo hell naw
Playing Shadowgate, listening to the scanner
poor little nigglet
>WIFE'S SON
>>79479051
If you had 3 hot guys and a fat chick it would be perfectly the same. You're dumb.
>>79483572
the nose follows you no matter where you stand
>>79483436
I can't wait for more bingo cards :^)
also
>green is my pepper and also my text
>>79483462
>>79483437
>>79483411
>>79483397
Ok got my scanner open and some jorge is threatning to kill his family already
Kek
Gonna have to skip the drinking this time but Ill join next chimpout
>>79483551
dont buy it, and rumor abounds throughout the KSPG thread on /vg/ (when its not a toxic shithole, which is rare) that 1.1.3 has stability issues, although I have yet to run into them.
Be sure to get a shitton of mods though, stock KSP is meh.
More gangbangers BTW
>>79483199
Man can be raped my other men but certainly not by women.
What does Robert mean?
listen to that fat sassy female black dispatcher
>>79483455
>swans v bulldogs
>AFL
only gayfaggot southerners like AFL
NRL better shit
but really, speaking of sport, i havent been this comfy since i discovered Battle of the Nations
Max comfy is achieved with Ambience: http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>79469906
>justin timberlake
>asston coochlicker
>real men
>sean penn
>tied with charlie sheen for heidi fleiss' best customer
nice
GANGBANGERS WREAKING HAVOC
>>79483733
Robert means business, don't fuck with Robert.
The shit just never ends and it always picks up in intensity right around now. From 2am to 4am Chicago time it's just one crazy shooting to another.
>>79483703
I'm making one now, trying to make it really hard.
>>79483653
JUST
>>79483734
Best girl imo
>WATCH YO KEYS
What the fuck does Robert mean I'm trying to get comfy here
>>79483835
What color is it?
>>79483653
> aye yo darkiness muh ol fran muh baby daddy fun left fo da store an he aint come back again
>>79469906
Real men lease girls so you can switch models
>>79483733
>JUSTICE
>/comfy/
>lulz
>WATCH YO KEYS
It means all of these things, and so much more, Robert.
>>79483711
Sounds good familia
>>79483828
the drugs are just now kicking in
the PCP is only now flowing through their veins
Does anyone know what the police code Robert means?
>>79483870
Responding vehicle
>>79483872
I'm making it black. It's the blackout edition.
>>79483327
Just keep them on as background noise when you get bored focusing. Doesn't take long to start picking out the juicy bits without any focus on listening.
>>79469906
>that pic
>famous actors calling me a faggot for buying pussy
>Sean Penn is a famous woman beater on part with Ike Turner
O I am laffin
>>79483962
Thanks now I can sip my Texas tea while keking
>>79483985
nice
don't use full #000000 tho, make it something like #101010
Good thing they banned legal guns in chicago...
>>79483992
I don't even watch hentai, but thats a comfy pic.
>>79483455
Radelaide Reporting
carn the crows
>>79483752
is right tho, rugby is better bread and circus and actual combat is better than both
>>79483828
The news recently said last month was one of the deadliest in Chicago history.
Ayo any yall anons got some change?
>>79483870
>>79483815
We might as well put this shit in the OP
Robert is...
>code for arrest made
>phonetic pronunciation of 'R'
>identifier of 3rd shift squad cars (e.g. 1134R = eleven thirty four robert)
>The hero of Chicago
ayy its that russian guy from tf2
>shots fired
>>79483752
I like their shorts nigga.
NRL is too hard to follow. I dont know how you score points or how you defend. I kinda just see niggas sliding and getting btfo on a field
>>79483960
Arrest made
>>79484111
Is Robert an actual guy?
irc anyone?
webchat.freenode.net
#ChicagoScanner
>>79484176
Yes.
Alright everyone im off, will be in thread tomorrow
>>79484176
Yes, he lives in Atikokan, ON
>>79484080
Like I said to the other aus fag, nrl is too hard for me to follow. How do they score?
>>79484221
nite nite Robert
>>79469906
Holy kek, that pic... coming from those 3 assholes? But then again, maybe they're used to getting theirs the way they get tables at expensive restaurants. Show up and say "Hi, I'm (((_____))), I'd like a table." and don't even pay for the meal. Who the fuck thought they'd add credibility to this cause?
Cut herself trying to stab someone
>mother accidentally cut her hand with a knife she was using to stab someone else
>accidentally cut her hand trying to stab someone
>SHE CUT HERSELF TRYING TO STAB SOMEONE
>mother cut herself trying to stab someone
da fuk
>fireworks at a unit in the area
lmao, it's starting.
>Mother cut her hand trying to stab someone
lol grip the knife by the handle instead of the blade next time stupid cunt.
>>79484221
Niteynight bro.
>accidentally cut herself trying to stab somebody
kek
i wish we had more sport like this Tbh, man
>>79484282
Rookie mistake.
>>79483887
The Nip Knows.
>>79484270
It's likely that all three of them got caught fucking hookers and decided to hold up signs instead of face some kind of litigation.
You hit your emergency button, you okay?
*NO RESPONSE*
1134 ROBERT DOWN????
kek plz no!
Someone hit their emergency button and didn't respond. Uh oh.
>>79469906
>>79469906
man i'd buy 2 trannines and a woman just to tp her because i'm a real man. nothing better than a woman with all her holes stuffed
>>79484282
>>79484289
>>79484292
>>79484271
>>79484301
>>79484321
>>79484271
>>79484282
>>79484289
>>79484292
>>79484301
>>79484321
>>79484353
She shoulda practiced her flairs.
>>79469906
says the fucking rich fags
>>79484358
Off topic but me too straya
Isn't the East ST.Louis Police Scanner much more entertaining?
SHOTS FIRED
H
O
T
S
F
I
R
E
D
>>79484401
They are OK it was an accident.
Shots fired. Yea buddy!
>Multiple Shots fired
>emergency button tapped
>no response
>dispatch chan calling shots fired really pumped now, she's scared for robert.
>>79484472
nope
>>79484495
You ever head a call for one shot fired?
>>79484195
Only 3 people in. No one wants to join apparently.
Should probably use it to let people know that another night of listening to the chaos is about to happen.
>>79484491
>>79484495
PRAISE KEK
SMOKE
>SMOKE
10-4
>10-4
>>79484075
>gun murders
Why do you think being murdered with bare hands, by being burned alive or stabbed is better?
>>79484447
>>79484477
I've never even been in this thread or listened before and this is the first thing i hear.
kek
Shots fired
>>79484513
Godspeed, Robert.
>>79484472
Is there a thread for it?
> SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED HUR HUR HUR HUE
calm down and stop shitting yourselves faggots
>>79484542
Pavement apes don't have the discipline to only fire one shot.
>>79484587
>csgosilverranks.jpg
>>79484513
Pray for robert.
Press f to be with robert right now in his tome of need.
>>79484616
Fucking rookies
>>79484616
get out new fag.
>>79484571
yea, maybe it will pick up
sounded like fireworks
>>79484378
>>79483887
>not buying a girl from a vending machine
>>79484597
Did he say ''kindness disorder'' (the registered pedophile)?
>>79484695
What do you listen to on?
>>79484742
lel, no
I think it was "conduct disorder"
>>79484726
our northern nip neighbors are fucking messed up
>>79484746
what scanner?
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
is there a better one?
>>79484678
>call out newfag behavior
>get called newfag
Candy-ass
>>79484785
that makes more sense. thanks
>>79479051
>implying I would care one bit if some drunken slut was having literal gallons of semen onto her by over 9,000 keks
>okay, I would care
>but only because of Kek(s), Memes Be Upon Him
Being expected to be responsible, and being expected to take care of yourself is so unfair when the standard is applied to women, am I right? How dare men not coddle women, as if they were goddamn children?
>>79484816
I use tunein to get nice and comfy
>>79484321
Happens quite often with kitchen knives. They aren't designed to stab people with.
>>79484746
I'm listening to the youarelistening.to/chicago stream
I GIVE U WUT DEY GIVE ME
what did she mean by that?
Adding a little spirit to what otherwise is void of soul.. Thanks laqwanda
>>79484720
Hollywood and video games apart, this is what pistols from a distance sound like. Rifles sound more like a whip.
>>79484994
Shes probably painting her huge nails at the same time.
>>79484994
Oh my...
>>79484920
Pointy end goes into the other person. How do they fuck this up. Damn nigs are stupid.
>>79485019
aside, not apart
>>79484994
>>79485036
i came
HAIRY ZEBRA
>what???
>>79484920
Lots of knives without guards too; folders are common for this to happen to
Your hand slips up from the hilt without a proper stabbing grip when it hits something hard
>>79484472
Link it up and we'll judge.
>>79484195
On my way to bed atm, but I keep a bouncer on freenode. I'll drop by after work tomorrow. Go easy, Robert.
im out.
gonna go do something productive
cheers lads, someone take over for OPing
What did I miss?
>>79485119
Harry Zebra means HZ
kind of like how Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means
>>79485174
bye robert
>>79485164
nite nite Robert
Oops, I posted this in the new thread but I'll repost here. This was about the noise complaint's where the residents couldn't sleep. Boo-fucking-hoo.
As a cop, I can't stand these faggots who call the police saying they can't sleep. I work at nights and sleep during days, who am I going to call when the construction crews are making too much noise? When a bird starts cawing.
Some people make me want to get cancer.
I never respond to noise complaints. It's obvious that the idiot who called is a nuisance pussy who can't knock on the neighbor's door to tell them to stop fucking so loud or turn down their video game.
pic related
>pic being replied to this post from my eye phone because kek
>>79485174
10-4
be well, Robert
>>79484833
Not enjoying niggers shooting each other is the newest of Newfag behavior.
>>79485174
nite nite Robert
>>79469906
>le real men don't do x meme
Real men do whatever the fuck they want.
If I'm ever single again I'm fucking a prostitute, just to find out how it feels to fuck a total stranger. Really curious.
>>79484833
>candyass
>newfag
Pick one
>>79485264
Yeah
Ear plugs are a thing
Nice clock, Ahmed.
Achmed Bakaladak!!!
WiscAHNsin plate.
>>79485264
I pay your salary you better damn well check out that noise complaint.
>>79485423
Cool clock AKMED
>>79485371
Your comprehension is shit leaf.
>>79485045
Go buy a bone in pork shoulder and start stabbing it with a kitchen knife as hard as you can. Post results.
>>79485264
Stop being a dick and do your job
I worked security 3rd shift so I slept during the day too but it's different when one person is trying to sleep vs everyone else in the neighborhood
>people walkin around nekkid
pEOPLE WALKING AROUND NEKKID!!!
>>79485491
Oh, I check it out alright. By slowly driving by and shining a spotlight then driving away fast.
Public nudity that's a little more rare
people walking around nekkid, lol
>>79485306
What's it like being a police officer i'm thinking of joining the academy.
What are the demographics for yourcity?
>>79485164
ok, nite
>>79485545
Robert would not be proud of you, anon
im glad im awake to hear about naked people
>>79485510
>automatic handgun
So we know it isn't a revolver
Thanks dispatch
Dis is gon be gud
>automatic handgun
How are those gun control laws working out for you, Chicago?
>>79485309
K kool kid ^_^
>>79485533
>pork shoulder
absolutely haram
>>79485251
>>79485301
>>79485321
10-4
>nekkid
just as i was going too....
>>79469906
Didnt penn beat up madonna?
>>79485696
who gives a shit about hollywood kikes
>>79485560
It's a lot of everything. Go for it, other than the useless dumb calls that are still going to take 15 minutes to write up a dumb narrative about why someone was banging garbage cans at 2am, it's a cool job. Good pay, good overtime. Good bennies.
Go for it. Listen to your FTO after you get hired, too. He will always be right. Some of the time.
>>79485639
I'm right.
>>79485695
and you also missed sassy woman laughing about it
robert is the hero this city needs. Frank is the one it deserves.
why can't we admit that black people are violent and are responsible for the majority of gun related violence in our country?
>>79485780
Never say bennies again especially because I'm paying for them
>>79485780
is there a lot of paper work?
What kind of salary and benefits do you get?
is it better working at night or day?
thanks!
>>79485847
Because that's racisss
>>79485759
Its relevant to his "claim" in the picture
>>79485847
Occasionally people do admit it
but we always seem to forget
>>79485847
Facts are racist
>>79485847
the liberals wont let them and you will get called a coon
>>79485510
>has a nigger for a president
>nigger will be replaced by a woman
Comments dis regarded
Im fine having dudeweed. At least he isnt a nigger.
Also whats the deal with american beer being only 3%
Well lads it's ded for the night now. Remember me <3
>>79485847
What are you talking about?
Obviously there just pressed by the white privilege patriarchy
>>79485537
Bro, I did security for 5 years with nothing but 3rd shift. I can sleep through anything. The fact that people can't sleep for their day jobs and beauty sleep because it's a meme that everyone has to sleep at night isn't really my issue. We also have methods of stopping that stuff too. I can write a ticket for noise complaint related offenses and you just receive it in the mail a week later.
No more noise coming from Mr. Sex machine.
The fines are usually always thrown out anyways. Consider it a written warning for apartment tenants.
That or security usually deals with noise complaints since I remember that being 90% of my call load as a security guard.
