So 4 earthquakes are supposed to happen in 48 hours? Should I go to Safeway and buy some food and water? I'm located in the Bay Area. I've got 2 hunting knives and an army strong one. Or is this all fake?
>>70988992
source on watch, i dont care about your moving rocks
>>70988992
You should prepare to take advantage of chaos. Momentary true freedom.
>>70988992
They'll be in the asian pacific coast like the rest of them. Id only worry about a possible tsunami if one happens over there. If youre at least 100 ft above sea level then you can just kick back
>>70989230
You mean loot like a bunch of niggers?
>>70989152
it looks fucking gay
>>70991059
Your watch is fucking gay
>>70991824
i dont need one shit head
>>70992091
>no watch having faggot
lmao you're less of a man, what do you do look for the time in your ass
>Safeway
Fucking pleb, go to Raley's
>>70992177
the company trucks clock, the company phone im given, my personal phone or any clock in any place i visit
>>70988992
is the san andreas fault about to brake ? holy fuck that will be an amazing sight to see
i hope we see the Yellowstone go up in flame too
>>70992383
so you do look for the time in your ass, good to know
Guys, is the upper Midwest safe?
>>70988992
Get water you stupid nigger. You will always need it. Don't be a FEMA bitch when the happening comes
>>70992577
no the whole west is dead. Also can i get a thread bump.>>70992265
>>70992629
im glad your safe guam kimmy tried firing missiles toward you today
>>70988992
Nice source faggot.
>>70992629
Hello, Mr. Camacho
Good luck dealing with those """earthquakes""""
>>70992792
Thank you America sempai. I hope those missiles keep failing. Otherwise a bright light will take me
>>70992996
That would be President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho to you
>>70992455
Your hopes and dreams can come true...
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2016/04/boiling-river-near-yellowstone-national-park-heats-worries/
>>70993236
I don't think Terry Crews is dark enough to be chamorro..
>>70993238
its not even that i hate the us or anything , but..just the scale of these two things will be so big that i want to see such catastrophes happen , it will be a one time in the human race thing so
>>70988992
there were 4 earthquakes in the last 48 hours and "scientists are worried the big one is coming"
this is /pol/ we're talking about, it's always happening
OP HERE
WHAT SHOULD I STOCK UP ON
>>70993585
Next thing you will see is Russian tanks rolling out Eastern Europe and Russian nation is trying to help Germanistan to become great again.
>>70993814
lube and a cactus
Hahaha fucking Safeway you're gay nigga. Go cattle rustling or something. You can't even grow a garden no water bitch. Nice watch. Psyche
>>70993814
hang on there man do you have extra cash, instead of all of your wages. Ill tell you what to buy
>>70993929
oh but im expecting it , these two catastrophes would btfo the us for at least décades , so im sure countries like russia and other would see opportunity in the us getting almost totally destroyed/paralysed
>>70993814
Do you have a gun license? Pick up a cheap shotgun or something
Also, water,water, water.
>>70990772
more like shooting the looting niggers
>>70993238
I Would cum so hard
>>70994197
he does not have to buy water with this steripen.com
>>70994370
>steripen.com
http://www.steripen.com/
>>70994227
i kinda wish i lived in the us to do that when it happen
>>70988992
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>>70988992
>mfw people still fall for the california will sink meme
literally anyone who believes this is mentally retarded. there is a reason the san andreas fault is a mountain range and not a fucking channel of ocean water
>>70988992
>So 4 earthquakes are supposed to happen in 48 hours?
I'm gonna need some sauce on this
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>>70994416
That's actually really cool. Thanks anon
>>70988992
that's a real nice watch mate
where did you get it?
If this happens, am I kill?
I live in the California capital, Sacramento
>>70992383
>the company trucks clock
or you could just ask your wife's son for the time
4 EARTHQUAKES
HITLER WILL RISE FROM HIS GRAVE
SIEG HEIL
>>70995379
Whole lot of niggers in Sac town anon
>>70993814
bic lighters. as many as you can get.
chl news. but not that new...
http://www.emol.com/noticias/Internacional/2016/04/14/798042/Sismo-de-magnitud-64-se-registro-en-el-sudoeste-de-Japon.html
so... 3 more to go?
Any dead super delegates in CA should go to trump
>>70995441
ya because driving around all day not paying for gas or any expenses and getting paid a pretty decent wage to do that sure is a cuck thing to do
>>70993814
MORE WATCHES
>>70995527
I'm well aware of the displeasing amount of niggers in Sac.
But that doesn't tell me if any of these quakes were gonna kill me.
>>70993814
Your own piss it's delicious and sterile.
>>70995744
That means if there is a quake and those niggers chimp out, you may die as an indirect result of the quake unless you're strapped with a gun and some shooting ability
>>70995650
>pretty decent wage
>can't afford a watch
sure thing cletus
better Nixon
PREPAREDNESS THREAD
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>>70996029
amazing
>>70988992
Go to Home Depot.
Go to the gardening section. Get a machette and some other STEEL tools for "gardening". Sometimes when SHTF you don't want to make noise. A machette is very useful in those situations.
Same goes with a hammer. Unless you are uber strong don't bother with a sledge hammer as you won't be able to swing that around too often.
Go to a sporting good store. Buy a few baseball / softball bats. Wood ones are fine and actually preferred to the aluminum. Why? Wood doesn't make much of a sound when it hits something.
Once again if SHTF silence is most important.
Go to Costco / Safeway and buy some cases of bottled water, toilet paper and paper towels. Also get a ton of the plastic bags (both kitchen sized and the ones for your garbage bin.) Buy an extra garbage bin with a lid. If bad things happen and you need to use the bathroom you can defecate into one of those garbage bags and seal it up. By the time you fill up that garbage bin with bags either the emergency will be over or you really won't need that anymore because you won't be around.
Buy some baby wipes. Buy some adult diapers. Buy some neosporin and some bandages.
Also buy in bulk if possible lighters. Those you will be able to barter if things really go bad. Everyone needs a way to start a fire and most people are retarded.
FLashlights and batteries are a given as well.
If you have limited funds then just get some water, machette or garden tool for protection and some plastic bags to use for toilet.
>>70995925
Shit...
I'll say it again.
OP'S INFORMATION IS FUCKED UP.
HE HAS IT ALL WRONG.
4 earthquakes have ALREADY happened.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/661052/SCIENTISTS-fear-the-Big-One-is-COMING-as-four-major-earthquakes-strike-in-48-hours
>>70988992
remember to grab your boner during the earthquake to activate auto fap
>>70988992
Just 4... that's a little light... there are more earthquakes than that on a daily basis, usually.
>>70988992
https://twitter.com/QuakesToday?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author
>>70993062
If SF got anything like you get pretty often it would be glorious.. can you send them one of your Ninerpointone's?
Just checked my earthquake alert app OP.
>166 earthquakes today
>565 earthquakes this week
>2,365 earthquakes this month
There are definitely going to be 4 earthquakes in the next 48 hours you dumb faggot. There will probably be over 300 in the next 48 yours.
Who gives a fuck?
>>70997748
not in the next 48 hours , they happened in the last 48 and if they scare the guys in charge of looking at sysmic activity , theres a fucking good reason for that you can be sure
>>70988992
>california
Just die already and take the rest of your faggots with you.
>>70989152
Just go look at your local Zumiez
>>70997951
edgy
SHUT THE FUCK UP NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! the earth moves once in a while, it has continuously done so for the past thousands of years! the earthquake in the Cascadia zone that is bound to happen but not in the next 1000 years.
>>70993985
no lube
Chicago checking in.
Besides the rampant crime, corruption, and niggers, will I be OK?
>>70998316
the san andreas fault can break open at any moment , the peoples in california know this and leave with the fact that their life could end tomorrow
Southern califag here
it was nice knowing you, don't show up at the San Andreas fault tomorrow
That watch looks gay as fuck, just like OP...
>>70988992
>mfw I live on the biggest fault line in the world named after my fucking gardener
>>70988992
My house just shook and my power went out.
Is it happening?
I live in Chicago btw.
>>70990772
cuckasions can riot to, fuckin honkeh!
