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>>68750847
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
REEEEEEEEEEE WE FELL TO 2ND ON TRENDING TWITTER IN THE US
took this just now
CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR!
ONWARD TOWARDS VICTORY!
>HE'S PUTTING HIS PENIS IN HOOKERS
Give me a real reason Trump will get the woman's vote /pol/
THIS IS AWOOVEMENT
TED CRUZ IS A DEGENERATE
MUSLIMS ARE THE CANCER OF THE EARTH
~GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2016~
TO ALL THE SHILLS
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
>>68750847
remove crubap
>>68750875
yeah
i also saw all the polls where trump loses ten points to hillary
i just have to be on the winning side to make those polls come true
vote hillary i guess
watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY is so satisfying
>>68750969
Will women endorse a rape enabler like Hillary?
>>68750962
>HE'S PUTTING HIS PENIS IN HOOKERS
LEWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68750969
Because Trump is an alpha.
>>68751052
Those SAME polls have FUCKING Kasich beating Hillary in the general by double digits.
Yeah those realistic polls
There is literally nothing wrong with having sex with women. I can't believe you guys are offended by this.
A......wooo *cough* *cough*
>>68751046
Still can't believe they got pulitzer nominated for that but YAY NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>>68751127
who's offended? We just want rato to burn
WOuldn't rato fucking katrina hurt trumps campaign?
>>68751095
Hello cheater
>>68750962
>>HE'S PUTTING HIS PENIS IN HOOKERS
hes probably putting his boogers in other womens mouths!!!!!!!!!
>>68751062
Yes.
>muh feminism
You are now picturing lyin Ted banging Katrina.
>>68751127
Nobody said anything is wrong.
>>68751052
OBAMA DROP OUT! YOU CAN'T WIN! VOTE ROMNEY!
>>68751185
Trump will probably bring it up on Twitter.
>@TedCruz is banging my campaign manager and I still have a 250 delegate lead! Sad!
>>68751127
Nothing wrong about sex per se, but you don't cheat on your wife. Especially not if you pretend to be a principled christian
>>68751221
make america maga again
>>68751095
whatcha eatin cheeto
>>68751185
>WOuldn't rato fucking katrina hurt trumps campaign?
not if Trump now has the txts and emails making it his trump card kekmate!
>>68751095
helloCheater
>>68751277
as kek wills it so it shall be!
>>68750944
BASED TAY
A
S
E
D
>>68751095
hellocheater
>>68750944
>that Tay tweet
How can Australians even compete?
It's over guys, Trump has been stumped.
I'm a #CruzTonsil now
#cruzsexscandal just disappeared from trending
happen to anyone else?!
>>68750944
Man Tay was godlike.
>>68751661
Yeah mate >>68751664
>>68751661
No, it's still there. 197k tweets
I got retweeted a bunch for saying "the second cuban missile crisis"
I don't know how twitter works but that's a lot of retweets and I'm happy
>>68750962
HE PUTS IT OUT
AN THEN HE LIES.
>>68751661
its back It disappeared for a few minutes for some reason
>>68751786
heh
>>68751743
Kek
TWITTER SUPPRESSING THE STORY.
WE'VE BEEN HAD.
>>68751661
their saying twitter is suppressing the story on the radio.
>>68751948
>>68751979
hasn't gone anywhere for me
THE KIKES ARE SHUTTING IT DOWN
>>68752016
why is it second with almost twice as many mentions?
>>68751875
Praise him
>>68751979
We all know how well that works.
Good thing that suppressing the Cologne NYE rapes stopped us all from knowing about it.
well thats a shame. i thought id see headlines on this this morning
all i see are headlines that rato called trump a snivelling coward. understandable, i guess
>>68752065
Dunno. It was first the first time I opened twitter and I clicked on it, maybe twitter moved it down after that assuming I'd seen it now.
>>68752106
They're still more opposed to Trump than to Cruz, the entirety of the leftist media.
>>68752106
Give it time, this is the kind of grimy story that emerges from a shitpile like a worm
let the story worm its way into places like talk radio
>>68750847
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>68752106
watching msnbc right now they just gave the entire highlight of their show
up next is how despicable trump is for tweeting about cruz's wife
no mention of what everyone is talking about right now
By popular demand, I'm going to upload the #CallBrussels portion of Volume 22 later today as a separate video.
You faggots better spread it.
>>68752165
This. Just let the story spread freely and give it all the exposure it can get. These niggers have slipped up.
cruz sex scandal
anything to really see here anons? or just tinfoil hats?
>>68752335
same guy who exposed John Edwards is behind this, we're definitely past tinfoil
>>68752335
The same person who outed Edwards outed Cruz.
It has legs. It's spreading.
>>68752335
Lol, it's real, buddy, no "tinfoil hat" for you to worry about ;)
TWITTER DELETED OUR CRUZ HASHTAG FROM TREND LIST
WAS NUMBER ONE
WTF HOW CAN THEY DO THIS AND GET AWAY WITH IT
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68752226
We'll spread it like Cruz spreads lotion on the thighs of a tranny prostitute.
>>68752226
I went in expecting wins and stumpings, but that shit made me legitimately depressed, thanks YCSTT.
Of course I'll spread it though.
>>68752391
>>68752404
>>68752418
thanks fambly this really is a great start to my day :)
>>68752404
>it has legs, it's spreading
Who, Katrina?
>>68752226
How much do you get paid?
HEY HOLD ON
*IS BORN IN CANADA*
LISTEN
*HOLDS UP BIBLE*
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
*PUTS IT DOWN*
YOU'RE TELLING ME
*LIES*
THAT I AM
*FORGETS SOMETHING*
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
*EATS BOOGER*
THAT I COULD BE
*CHEATS ON HIS WIFE*
THAT I AM
*SAYS BEN CARSON DROPPED OUT OF THE RACE*
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY
*SOMEONE ELSE DID SOMETHING*
THAT I COULD BE
*GETS A LOAN FROM GOLDMAN SACHS*
SOME KIND OF ADULTERER?
>>68752460
i still have it fambly.
USA, PA.
Can someone elaborate on the breitbart end of this? They had the story but couldn't publish? is there any confirmation whatsoever besides a journalist's tweet?
Does the Cruz thing even matter now? Trump is pretty much guaranteed the nomination. Seems like unnecessary drama
>>68752616
yes because fuck cruz.
This actually makes Cruz seem kind of cool. I thought he was a nerd but he's a stud who fucks hot girls.
>>68752616
the msm is talking about trump hating women from cruz comments all day yesterday and now this morning
this is very necessary
>>68750847
>http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
There is no doubt he has been the most influential.
>trump tweets congress votes
>trump speaks the pope responds
>trump appears the waters part
>even alcoholics put down the bottle to MAGA
It's a great time to be alive.
>>68752511
I don't get the Glenn Beck segment, what was that about?
>>68750944
ahahahhahahahah that's fucking brilliant
http://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
>4chan shout out.
>took my morning bm
>come back into the bedroom with news on
>they are getting viewer comments on the wife attacks going on between the Don and Rat
>almost all don't care and find it distasteful
just woke up, have we done it /pol/?
I'm assuming no one in the MSM is going to pick up the story til Cruz is confronted
>>68752658
Any female who beds that disgusting pedo has some very serious issues.
Fucking the mentally ill is not cool. Despite what Sweden may have told you.
>>68752787
correct not until trump tweets about it
>>68752787
Someone will pick it up.
>>68752314
Also remember
There are no more debates
This is pure Media/Meme warfare now
>>68752787
It will prob be some time. A story like that wont just shoot up to the top. People on twitter are already aware of it so promising. I think Trump knows too, hence he started with the tweets about wifes.
>>68752827
Is there evidence he is a pedo?
Just asking.
>>68752602
You don't need it. People suspected it from the start that Ben Shapiro's conflict of interest (he's also the editor at the Dailywire, which is owned by the Wise Brothers and who support Ted Cruz) killed Allum's story.
Pic-related.
>>68752725
There wasn't much to it outside of Glenn Beck being a nut.
>>68750847
The debates didn't do anything outside of donut man going kamikaze on robot. I don't think they were ever important.
why haven't Trump tweeted yet???
it's over 14hrs since his last tweet.
>>68752850
good, our time to shine
>all power to meme engines
>>68752787
The media is conspired against Trump, but they also can't resist ratings. This principled silence won't last long.
>>68752969
only important for one thing... network $$$
>>68752969
meant for
>>68752850
>>68752924
Aww, poor Allum. He doesn't get enough attention, good reporter.
>>68752494
fucking lol
>>68752996
If he's smart he'll wait to comment on it until MSM picks it up. Everyone is just waiting...nobody wants to be the first to break the story.
>>68752996
that's like the longest he has gone in a while
>>68752996
We wait for the dust to settle and see if any of this scandal holds any water
>>68753031
All of which they can attribute to Trump anyway.
Can someone MAGA my waifu?
>>68752733
>one of those websites linked it
>>68752996
Trump is on vacation
>>68751743
>"the second cuban missile crisis"
Trump should hire you.
POL CONFIRMED ON WNN
I got into an Argument with a leftist on Jewbook the other day. These people are as thick as it gets.
>>68753099
The fuck is that
>on the radio
>from one of those websites I told you about
WHICH ONE OF YOU AUTISTIC FUCKERS IS IT
>>68752996
Pretty sure he's asleep but I can't wait until he tweets I can already picture it
>>68753050
Well, the debates were interesting and thinned out the field
They also established Trump's dominance
I don't think they were ever his strong point though and I'm glad they're over
Now we're playing on home turf just like >>68753006 said
>>68753228
It has to be /pol/. Reddit would never give us a shout out.
>>68753197
Hey, we don't insult wives around here. Leave him alone.
>>68753228
If you're talking about the iheart link, I'm pretty sure they're on /pol/.
>>68752876
Not that I know of. Just the gut reaction of many.
>>68751125
I saw that stupid shit and people act like that is a legit poll... It's weird how a guy who has won one state could beat Hillary. He came in 4th in the last primary and there is only 3 candidates left on stage. Like how stupid does fox news think people are?it tricks the liberals and Cruz bots but it's soo easy to see through.
>>68752996
He's spending time with Barron and letting all of this Cruz Ooze sort itself out
He knows what he's doing
>>68753228
lol it was me, god that was cringe
>>68753242
>Trump
>Sleeping at 8 AM
He's probably contemplating his next move like the madman that he is.
Oh Ted
that's what happens when you get jebs endorsement
Jeb Ted Jed Teb
>>68753245
They only really thinned the field because the literally whos were stupid enough to think they could surge after a debate. But yeah, not Trump's strength. Actually, rato should've been better in them than he was.
I can't auto fill the hash tag. Twitter is Def trying to suppress. I've got over 100 retweets for a meme magic thing though so just keep it going
new meme idea: lets put scarlett letter A's all over cruz pics
2nd idea: anyone got a scarlett A with transparent background for shooping?
>>68753168
>you haven't answered anything
jesus christ these leftists
>>68753139
I am working towards a career in marketing and advertising, and I think memes are part of that.
Maybe some day. I'm not competent enough to serve the God Emperor yet. This election is an educational experience.
>>68752996
>>68753341
Yeah you're right
Our God-emperor wouldn't be sleeping at this time wonder what the rat will be saying when he gets under all that pressure
If Trump comments on this, it is INSTANTLY going on mainstream news.
>>68753338
Good job not cucking it up Anon
>>68753099
>>68753197
ness from earthbound
>>68753493
Is that Jeb's wife
>>68753071
>>68753072
>>68753080
>>68753124
>>68753242
something is definitely up, he has never gone over 8 hours without tweeting this entire year and now he's completely gone for over 14hrs??
same with Amanda Carpenter, she has been radio silent for 13hrs.
>>68753099
>>68753535
do you have it without the thinner lines? that from google? it will look messy if we use it :(
>>68753470
Thank you. Trump doesn't need to say a word about this as it eats Cruz.
>>68753599
Yes that's his little goblin.
lawyers would be very expensive on good friday, they going to let it blow over
but it will remain the elephant in the room, for a long long time
>>68753609
He's taken time off before
It's also still early in the morning
>>68753168
should of told him bernie's getting money from goldman sachs aka wallstreet. Or that berni only has to recieve 80% of the popular vote to win the nomination in otherwords he aint getting in
>>68752658
I'm inclined to believe he probably offers them favours instead of normally seducing them
>>68753609
His Daughter is having a baby
>>68753288
/pol/ did everything, but we got a shout out from the sub /r/the_donald
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bv3eo/cruzscandal_update_35_found/
>>68753559
Thank senpai, they didn't really let me talk. I wanted to talk more about Ben Shapiro but I guess it worked out.
>>68753664
>>68753665
>>68753666
High Energy!!!!
>>68753599
She was caught on Jena finest lure... While fishing in the Gulf of Mehico. Yes that's his wife.... Very disappointing to have all the money and that be the product. I could find that at Walmart perhaps better
Fuck Baynews 9 was just talking about Trump Ted fiasco and Tay.ai kek SAID INTERNET TROLLS.
Fl bros bay news 9 kek.
>>68753599
she looks like an unevolved pokemon
>>68753700
>>68753700
wellwhalewales is me
Got 2 posts stickied there about Cruz last night, I made sure to let the ledditors know /pol/ did the legwork.
two americans confirmed dead in brussels
>>68753748
high quality meme
>>68753700
Our outreach program on leddit has been ridiculously successful
It's like having another set of arms
>>68753647
Yeah, it's from google.
>>68753426
The only problem is Marla Maples.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/05/marla-maples-donald-trump_n_3697930.html
>>68753168
Good on ya. Be these people cant be deprogrammed.
>>68750969
He's been saying a lot about women's health for a while, Hillary is a rape enabler, Also he's alpha as fuck.
>>68753814
Did a /pol/ack make the_donald? I heard about it here, at least. I've also been spreading the gospel on asktrumpsupporters
FUCK THE RAT
C H O O S E
R
U
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>>68753748
well done, 11/10
WHAT DID SHAPIRO MEAN BY RE-TWEETING THIS?!
HAS HIS CONSCIOUS STUMPED HIM?!
>>68753804
Let's hope they are liberals....
>>68753599
Nah a Trump supporter from last years Miami rally in October
>>68753609
>>68753609
That's strange I don't like it
>>68753804
is there oil in brussels?
>>68750847
How many of you are pushing this because it's hilarious, helps Trump, and you want to watch the world burn, and how many of you genuinely think it's real?
>>68753809
not mine, I've only seen it posted one time.
I finally got around to posting it again.
>>68753843
whose marla maples and why do I care? wait i dont care google says its way old... plus the don can do what the don wants he doesnt pretend to be a preachers uber evangelical son
>>68750847
how is Cruz a pedo?
>>68753618
Wait, what have you got here son?
I am helping, Ted!
>>68753917
It doesn't matter. What matters is that it's more relevant to us. Even more so than Paris where I think only one American died.
Trump grows stronger.
>>68753947
only the oil durkas cook kebab with
>>68753911
Who the fuck knows? He is turning into Glen crazy ass beck
>>68754007
hey guys I think I heard someone clap?!?!??
REMINDER
for any PA Trump fags, voter registration deadline is in 3 days
>tfw just registered to vote for the God Emperor
feels amazing
so what is going to happen with cruzsexscandal?
anything? this should be on all news networks.
why hasn't breitbart posted anything?
brussels is old news now.
>>68753985
he kissed his daughter like a fag
>>68750847
shiit nigger katrina pierson imagine how long trump has been planning this
>>68750969
Women don't like Hillary
Some will obviously vote for her, but Trump won't outright lose the female vote
He's charming and his policies are incredibly pro-women
The Trump Organization has more female executives than men. He put a woman in charge of a major construction project 40 years ago when that was unheard of.
He treats women the same way he treats men - which is admittedly roughly, but it's still equal.
Pic related
>>68753949
about half half for me
I think that entire incident with ted cruz's wife near the freeway like a big mess found like cops
really is suspicious to me and we'll never know fully what happened
and at the same time this is a fun ride and you should be enjoying it if you're on /pol/ its shit like this that makes the days great
watching tears and drinkin beers
>>68754074
it takes time for a good shitstorm to brew, be patient
>>68753911
Ever since his meltdown he's been retweeting star wars memes endlessly.
>>68754071
me too PAbro, now just need the confirmation it's gone through
>>68754071
pa here.
registered when i was 18 fambly. 32 now
>>68753947
Jesus Christ haven't laughed so hard for a long time
>>68750847
>tfw it's not Tantaros
Hulk Hogan's new website has tweeted it
It's FUCKING INSANE Drudge hasn't picked up the story yet.
>>68754120
i don't like waiting tho. someone has to do something. come the fuck on.
>>68753892
Yeah, it was meant as a beach-head in enemy terroritory and it turns out we redpilled a metric fuckton of them
>>68754074
TWITTER DELETED THE TREND
>>68754146
noice
>>68754146
>Hulk Hogan's new website has tweeted it
Kek
>>68754176
no, they haven't.
it might depend on your geographic location, i'm in PA
>>68754152
we having it trending on twitter, multiple news outlets are beginning to catch up on it, and now all we can do is wait for the God Emperor to shitpost about it
give it time
so, Pol, how was these other two identified?
>>68754176
twitter or sarsleesian?
>>68754156
I think this was just waiting to happen. Redditors love memes, trump has the best memes. Although they abuse the fuck out of them.
Get in here:
https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
Radio show is totatly pro Trump and talking about #CruzSexScandal
>>68753949
The Washington Post certainly thinks its real.
https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/713345825108205568
>>68753971
whose: possessive, as in whose bullshit is this?
who is: an interrogative. Who is Marla Maples
Marla Maples is Trump's second wife who he dumped Ivanka for. He had a long affair with her and finally married her after she gave birth to Tiffany.
It shows he cheated on his wife. He may not be painting himself as an evangelical who gets possessed by the Holy Ghost, but he does hold himself out as a good Christian. Good Christians don't fuck around on their wives and have bastard children.
Would you prefer the National Inquirer as a source vise Wikipedia?
>>68754252
he who controls the memes controls the world
>>68752969
could someone link to a video of the moment?
>story leaks
>shills completely disappear
Lyen Ted is finished
>>68752494
Amazing
>>68751661
Probs because Aus Twitter isn't as interested as US.
>>68752226
hey cunt, you should pay big man Tyrone to do a Cruz bruisin
like you did for foolish guac bowl merchant, and foolish little foam boy (which you havent released the full clip yet)
>>68754278
Been listening since they started.
Based as fuck.
>>68754293
>but he does hold himself out as a good Christian
No he doesn't.
>>68754302
This all belongs to us, now.
>>68754308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k
Warning: contains brutal content.
>>68754286
Based fucking scott.
>>68754284
Sorry A Washington Times columnist
>>68754278
Just tuned in. Pretty quality.
>>68754252
Ooo dats a cute lil' mouth. I'm stealin' dat
>>68754252
That's one of Trump's biggest weapons that I haven't even seen Scott Adams acknowledge yet
FUN
TRUMP IS FUN
PEOPLE LIKE TO HAVE FUN
All of these other candidates are so dour. They should look over at us and see our memes, our merriment, our legitimate urge to Make America Great Again.
Then they'll turn back to their phony Goldman Sachs candidate, or their Bolshevik, or their whatever Hillary is and think "why am I not on the side that's winning and having fun?"
That's the impulse
Then they look at his policies
Then they realize he's not literally Hitler
then they realize he's actually a common-sense centrist
Then their eyes are open
Then they MAGA
I think Trump stumps people so much that he accidentally does it time to time not even realizing it.
>>68754286
I need to read Dilbert more. It's a pretty based comic.
>>68750847
Wait, what? Pierson, Trumps spokeswoman, was in bed with Cruz? Oh my, oh my. Trump fired her already?
>>68754435
You're a sniveling coward and leave memes alone!
>>68751661
They probably censured it just like they did with
#notallmuslimjustmost after the terror attack.
Twitter is for freespeach as much as DDR were.
>>68754459
gun show politics. fun to watch, entertaining.
Investigate the scandal here, the threads for the investigation are full of shills.
Also get /r/ in on it
Thanks lads
>this vanity fair guy on Morning Joe unironically using the "Drumpf" meme
Is he 12?
>>68754498
It's the reason Trump hired her.
He's playing chess while everyone plays checkers.
>>68754435
It's all yours friendo. Do you have the pic of Momiji with a maga hat carrying a tacticooled AR? I've been looking for it, last time I saw it I was on my phone.
>>68754459
Milo talked about that exact point on Rubin Report earlier. But the reason Adams hasn't talked about it is because it's not the lens he sees Trump through. He only sees Trump through the lens of psychological manipulation. Milo sees Trump through the lens of cultural revolt. Both of them are right simultaneously; there's not an exclusive, absolute truth here.
insider panic creeps in!
POL, ATTENTION FFS!
HOW WERE THE OTHER WOMEN IDENTIFIED?
I AM TALKING OTHER THAN OUR DEAR HURRICANE KATRINA.
ANSWER ME BS MOTHERFOOKERS.
>>68754574
My local tv station Baynews 9 said meme today and mentioned tay.ai lol.
>>68754530
Hey, never said America didn't do anything for you
We have the best elections and they're free to watch
>>68751095
hello cheater
>>68753949
When people were first talking about it last night I thought it was just another bullshit story from a tabloid. Then someone mentioned the person who wrote the article exposed John Edwards and the hunt was on to find the faces. So it's a little of both hilarious and I enjoy watching the political system explode into a clusterfuck.
What happened to the shill yesterday, that one who was going to lose his job? I enjoyed his desperation.
>>68754624
Deep investigation, Anon.
>>68752460
what'chu talking bout faym?
>>68754624
we did a lot of very boring searching through many sites
Let us not forget that Based Kinsey is also on the case.
The Cruz has been Rused.
>>68754607
what does this mean fambly
>>68754579
i think he's above chess right now desu senpai, i mean how long has he been planning this? he had to know that cruz would be running this year if that was the reason he hired the hurricane
i mean, i can only imagine how much thought he put into this campaign. this isn't chess, this is some cross-dimensional bullshit chess
>>68754607
The stop Trump movement ends up stopping all the other candidates.
>>68754695
Imagine she gets the job , but I do not think Trump would abandon Katrina.
>>68753664
It's gonna eat Cruz like he eats boogers.
>>68753426
faggot
>>68754568
WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
Remember to co-op liberal and sjw and Bern victims. Tell them about scandal. How this will be good for them. They believe they can beat Trump.
I'm pushing that angle hard.
>>68753599
Christ, doesn't he know not to feed those things after midnight?
>>68754498
>Implying that isn't why he hired her
>Implying his benevolent forgiveness won't win a sizable block of female votes
He's operating on another level.
>>68750847
>That image
Isn't there a gif of his daughter trying to avoid physical contact with him?
>>68754698
Wilson is a big time establishment man, hooks up with donors and what have you (not sure what exactly his job title is, they switch around a lot for these folks). Client calls is another way of saying his (Cruz', presumably) are panicking.
>>68754754
Goddamn that's so nasty.
>>68754672
It was double-reverse-psychology
He was a Cruz shill pretending to panic in an exaggerated way so that we'd think
>Wait, maybe he's baiting us into running with this National Enquirer article
But the NE article was true, and that's playing out
He was shilling on a very high level, remember it for the future
not all shills are created equal
>>68754594
Here you are friend
>>68754716
>>68754753
It's probably been his plan all along. The moment he fires her or comments at all about the situation, the entire scandal explodes.
All he has to do is tweet "Fully support Katrina through this ordeal" or something mostly innocuous and it is on.
>>68754753
Part of me thinks that he knew about this from the start, and he hired her knowing that she would willingly fall on her sword if it came down to it.
She used to work for Ted Cruz, after all.
I ordered two MAGA hats on the sixteenth and they still have not shipped. Is this typical?
>>68754886
same here.
So let's see if I've got this right:
>Trump hires Katrina Pierson as his comm director, knowing she had an affair with Cruz and was willing to go public at some point in the future
>Trump waits 4 months and endures a number of losses to Cruz
>Trump bides his time and waits until the entire GOPe coalesces around Cruz
>Trump waits until Cruz or a Cruz-affiliated Super PAC uses Melania's past too woo over the hyper-religious (pretty much an inevitability)
>Trump goes into hiding for a week
>Trump meekly attacks Heidi on twitter
>Heidi is forced to make a public appearance
>Cruz is forced to strongly defend his wife in public
>Trump drops the A-bomb at this point, destroying Cruz's evangelical credentials, his family-values traditionalism (and his family lmao), and takes not only the GOPe with him, but also the supposed "ideological conservatives" like National Review
If he does drop the bomb then I can say with certainty that he is the smartest politician of the past 50 years.
when is the next state voting?
>>68754665
thats a cool gif
>>68750962
is there actual evidence of this, though?
CRUZ OFFICIALLY SUBDUED
lyin ted promised to divorce and marry the pretty girl, but it was a lie! he never divorced and the pretty one was scorned ,went to trump, and explained the whole story
>>68754912
Yes, there's high demand
People who ordered back in like august of last year got them fast, but now they ship slow
There is high demand for MAGA hats, be patient it'll come
What color did you get?
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I hope this scandal blows up.
I already have Volume XXIII: Pleasure Cruz planned.
THE CRUZ HAS BEEN RUSED
>>68754927
I cant believe he was able to plan all this. Its just too smart, no human is that smart. Yet find myself inclined to think he could have planned this.
It's not on Twitter anymore
>>68754927
His political advisers are fucking amazing... Adding that Trump knows how to read these fuckers like a book
>>68755004
Classic red for both. One for me, one as a gift for my brother.
My main issue with Ted Cruz is that he calls himself a Christian, then he holds the bible up with one hand, sets it down and then he lies and lies and lies. Sad but true!
>>68754859
Thank you Florida. Greatest ally.
>>68754912
Mine didn't confirm shipped until like yesterday and I ordered it on the 14th. Still not here.
>>68754951
>is there actual evidence of this, though?
You want to see the evidence?
>>68754665
No you faggot, you nor /pol/ were involved in the search for the women, and the story didn't evolve last night, hence why there's a copy edition of a story that was being spread before last night
>>68754927
he already warned cruz he knows stuff about his wife as well
>>68754951
nope - no video, no pic and only allegations and that is enough to derail rato
No one besides /pol/ cares about this tabloid tier FAKE scandal
decent and prestigious news outlets such as the Morning Joe are not baited by your shenaningans
>>68754972
#Cruzified
God will not be mocked
You reap what you sow
>>68755029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmUlKPthrag
>>68755046
gone for me now too. wtf.
>>68754810
Dissapointing desu. I wanted to see shills fired over this.
>>68755044
>>68755054
>>68754927
Seriously this might be the most amazing political play I've ever witnessed if it was by design.
WE NEED A NEW HASHTAG.!!
You fags realize you're the only ones talking about Cruz's alleged sex scandal, right?
No real news source is ever going to take the National Enquirer seriously.
>>68750847
hahaha, the holier then thou crowd picked a degenerate.
I had a feeling the guy was a slimeball.
the righteous right just can't see it.
>>68755004
we want to buy the genuine maga hats (not china / mesh / print / whatever the fuck) in europe! surely if the donald made a deal with amazon uk or something for say, 100k of them, they'd sell out
>>68754716
Someone needs to shop Trump's face onto Void's in this image. I aint got the skills.
>>68755131
>>68755046
What was it?
>>68755101
its not fake
media lawyers have it on the top of their to do list
>>68752691
Look at this shit /pol/. Megyn Kelly above Donald Trump? Get your shit together m80s
Look like your shitty scandal shows how irrelevant you autistic kids actually are
The trend FUCKING disappeared.
>>68755075
>Lyin' Ted Cruz
I bet Trump's going to remake this into "Lyin', Cheatin' Ted Cruz"
>>68754310
>tfw someone replies to me with a picture I made.
>>68755154
#cubanian
>>68754927
>"You better not attack"
https://vine.co/v/imnF6JuF2r6
>>68755046
CONFIRMED
THEY ARE CENSORING IT
IT WAS RIGHT THERE A SECOND AGO
>>68755101
I still recognize you you stupid fucking Romanian shill
holy shit you are bad at this
>>68751095
helloCheater
>>68755191
broncs and cowboys was a good game
>>68755172
>don't you mean, when?
top fucking kek, but im no good with photoshop senpai, would some other kind anon do that please?
>this spooky Brussels attack music
Jesus MSNBC, it's like 11am
Yup, the commie shills at twitter are censoring it.
>>68754927
If he really planned all of that I can honestly say that he's the smartest person alive and that I would gladly crown him God Emperor of Mankind.
>>68751095
Hello cheater.
>>68755221
As opposed to Trump that cheated his WIVES numerous times and is an open relationship degenerate?
>>68755160
omg
its not fake!
him and katrina, so obvious
but he never divorced his wife, he ran for pres, keeping katrina as a side chick, and then she got tired of waiting and this here now is her revenge, a nuclear bomb went off in the cruz household this morning
>>68754912
I got mine yesterday
It usually takes 2 weeks
WEW LAD
Ben Shapiro noticing this now:
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/713347454553337856
what to do with this kike?
>>68755081
Sure was convenient for all of the faces to end up here.
>>68755154
>WE NEED A NEW HASHTAG.!!
#CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
#CruzScandal
>>68755279
Really, that only makes it worse.
Just keep digging.
If Twitters censors it, that means there's a lot more to find.
>>68754927
well-played
And once again a Drumpfkin crusade fails. Nobody cares. Cruz will either be the nominee or block Drumpf from the 1237. Deal with it.
>>68755335
MELTDOWN INCOMING
>>68755332
If Breitbart didn't know about this then they should fire that little shit journalist who teased all of us
>>68755029
next video out when?
>>68755332
can someone post the cuck rooster picture
>>68755257
Hashtags can trend for max 8 hours, think the time just went up. Make a new hashtag.
if breitbart has a story, they'll publish now.
sorry, but it's all about that ad revenue.
if MSM doesn't pick it up, DJT (pbuh) will retweet / share said breitbart piece
media will be forced to pick it up.
breitbart ($$) wins, trump (pbuh) wins, we win.
that's how it'll play out.
in 2 days.
>>68755335
Auschwitz. I'm sorry Ben, I really am, you were an ok guy.
>>68755399
Shapiro was editor AT LARGE at breitbart, not in chief. He wouldn't have had a hand in keeping this suppressed necessarily. Allum was probably gagged by someone else.
>>68755366
STREISAND
>>68755154
#Cruzified
>>68755013
You failed
>>68755163
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/national-enquirer-now-legit-pulitzer-prize-board/story?id=9887329
#whoregate
>>68755354
reddit outpost should promote
#CruzScandal
>>68755029
Thank you for your service sir
ay papi, necesitamos nuevo hilo por favor
>>68755513
make it cruzgate
>>68755482
>Allum was probably gagged by someone else.
Or it genuinely was legally untenable to publish it
NEW THREAD
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>>68753911
I don't cry a lot at politics but the can't stump the trump volume made me cry
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
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What did he mean by this?
>>68755485
>>68755466
>>68755354
next hashtag was made already, just wait for now
DONALD "#I MARRIED THREE TIME ANS CHEATED ON MY WIVES" TRUMP
new bread?????
>>68755572
Fuck off, Romania.
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>>68754927
Holy fucking shit, he planned it all?
I can believe it. This mad man has stumped fucking everyone.
My main issue with Ted Cruz is that he calls himself a Christian, then he holds the bible up with one hand, sets it down and then he lies and lies and lies. So sad!
>>68755572
That's why we call him Cheatin'' Donald
>>68751743
>>68751743
>I got retweeted a bunch for saying "the second cuban missile crisis"
Underrated post
>>68754607
Is Rick Wilson one of the 5 mistresses?
I listen to podcast when I drive to work, subscribed to bbc documentaries, this week was ted cruz and donald somehow the rss shows it as being published on 2007 so it can't be downloaded. Also most of documentaries are about rapefugees some red pilled.
>>68755282
This. I don't question anything he does anymore. Either he is a true genius, or he has been granted luck by God, either way he needs to be President
>>68755753
When he said he was Batman he wasn't joking.
>>68755572
Oh it's this shill again
He's getting desperate cause he'll be out of a job soon
That cool radio show is over.
Does anyone have links for a decent news show?
I normally am at work, so I don't know what to watch now
>>68755939
Listen to Michael Savage
Anyone think Rush Limbaugh will talk about it? I think he takes callers on Friday.
>>68751095
Hello cheater
>>68751095
Hello cheater
>>68755013
Is this a bot shill or a hacking attempt?
>>68755335
He's laughing because that O'Reilly account is fake.
Shapiro is innocent unfortunately. Get your shit together /pol/
>no Trump events until Tuesday
It's going to drop either today or tomorrow
>>68753618
hey no holding out on us brother! this will help clinch it!
>>68751095
hello cheater
