VOTE AND MAKE TRUMP WIN: http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll
>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68740859
FIRST FOR KEK
first
>tfw TCR's Ghost declares digital warfare to prevent denying Trump nomination at the convention
>tfw /pol/ literally ends Rato's campaign altogether
Tune in at 10 pm today.
I'm going to sleep. Someone else can take over for me. MAGA
FIRST FOR TED'S DEAD BABY!
beep beep OC coming through
>>68745366
God bless
New hash tags:
#LyinWithTed
and for Good Friday:
#Cruzified
Old Hash Tags:
#CruzSexScandal
AJWOO
TWEET THE TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL TO JOE'S BROTHER GEORGE
GEORGE IS ALWAYS TEXTING JOE ABOUT TRUMP SHIT
@GeoScarborough
@GeoScarborough
@GeoScarborough
>>68745399
Goodnight bb
What a time to be alive.
HEY BUDDY wanna MAGA?
AROOOOOOOO
>>68745432
cTWEET THE TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL TO JOE'S BROTHER GEORGE
GEORGE IS ALWAYS TEXTING JOE ABOUT TRUMP SHIT
@GeoScarborough
@GeoScarborough
@GeoScarborough
where the fuck are joe and mika?
I hate the bitch on now.
That smile... ugh.
I used to trusTed but now I'm voting Hillary.
Going to bed, /trumpgen/ can't wait to wake up.
TLDR ON CURRENT EVENTS
>TLDR ON CURRENT EVENTS
>National Enquirer publishes story about Cruz having affairs with 5 women, one of which is Katrina Pierson
>shills try to slide
>"lol national enquirer"
>but National Enquirer uncovered John Edwards affair in 2008, Charlie Sheen's HIV, Jesse Jackson's lovechild, and many more
>the guy from Breitbart who said he had dirt on Cruz tweets "I hate being scooped"
>he means Shapiro blocked the story so Nat Enquirer scooped it from under him
>this could have broken a month ago
>#CruzSexScandal begins trending on Twitter
>still trending
>Gawker picks it up
>Facebook picks it up
And here we are
Notice, Trump did nothing but tweet that "spill the beans" image. This is all happening on its own.
CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR!
ONWARD TOWARDS VICTORY!
>>68745481
FUCK YOU DON'T INSULT NEOCON MOMMY
>>68745486
But what if you never do?
>>68745486
Goodnight!
Anon, we're actually changing the world.
Sleep tight. Dream of MAGA.
>>68745318
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
Godamn what's going on with this Ted Cruz thing, anyone mind giving me a TLDR?
>>68745526
Even I questioned the story at first because it was coming from the National Enquirer, though I kept rolling with it like everyone else to at least see where we'd end up.
>>68745529
AD VICTORIAM!
Will 2016 be christened The Year of /pol/?
>>68745619
TED IS A MESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
TRUMP WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME
JUMP TO MINUTE FIVE FOR MAXIMUM AMOUNT OF RED PILL
>>68745318
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>68745307
>>68745307
>>68745307
>>68745307
Advertising thread
>>68745619
http://heavy.com/news/2016/03/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-affair-national-enquirer-katrina-pierson-sarah-isgur-flores-amanda-carpenter/
>>68745619
Somebody has to shop Teddys Face in there
>>68745451
MAGA is mandatory bbygurl
REEEE morning joe jumping on trump sayign he's bad to be talking about women like this and think its going to help cruz because they will see him defending them. Yet the fuckign rat is the one trying to slut shame melania! but they wont talk about this at all. FUCK OFF MORNING KEK
>>68745556
>Dream of MAGA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZerL7cp1pY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXCMpqqQx8
>>68745554
The greatest rest I have ever had either way.
>>68745679
No thanks, we already have one.
Predict Donald's first tweet in a couple of hours
>>68745731
It is on a different topic.
I see the Donald trumpstein threads are losing steam after his aipac speech...
>>68745526
Look for early/mid March tweets: https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheThing?src=hash
The Narco Rubio staffers like Rick Wilson knew about it, it was supposed to be their secret anti-Rato weapon if Rubio hadn't dropped, which is now being wielded by The Donald. And the idiots left a paper trail.
>>68745721
Aesthetic
>>68745759
I was just making funny. Tell me about your thread, anon.
>Just as we thought trumpgen would slow down a bit until the rallies start again, Rato gets hit by a yuge sex scandal
This fucking election. This is already grandfather story material and we haven't even reached the GE yet
>>68745755
>predicting the Don
Is there really anyone that has been able to do that? Scott Adam might come close but even he knows he's outmatched.
>>68745695
thanks friend
>>68745631
I can't blame you for doubting them
A lot of people don't understand what NE is or how it operates
They will publish 999 bullshit articles and 1 bombshell like this one
It's their business model. People impulsively buy the magazine and speculate on which of the myriad scandal stories are true, it's like a gambler's high
They don't do big political stories like this without being sure, though
again
>John Edwards
>Jesse Jackson
>Charlie Sheen
>Clinton/Lewinsky
I was skeptical at first too but this one has legs.
>>68745755
"@realtedcruz Ooooooh shit nigga!"
>>68745755
"Looks like Lyin' Ted can't even be truthful with his own wife. Another dishonest politician. Sad!"
>>68745755
He'll probably ignore it and tweet about something else, upcoming events or something.
fucking uncle tom motherfuckers
>>68745831
I think you'll like those songs.
>http://therightscoop.com/
>http://www.newsmax.com/
can't wait to see what kind of article these pro-rato sites will write about #cruzsexscandal
>>68745755
"You'll never this this face in GQ!"
Posting my Washingtons
Katy Tur is such a fox
>>68745318
>SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Link doesn't work, is it a problem with Google Docs?
>>68745983
They'll probably dish out Trump's divorces and whatnot.
>>68745755
I wonder what Lyin' Ted will say to his wife during Easter. Disgraceful!
>tfw I spend literally the past three months trying to redpill my mother re: Trump
>couple weeks ago she said she's considering voting for him
>she sees this latest wife-bashing shit
>says it's inexcusable
well, there goes fucking hours of work
This fucker has proven me wrong so so so many times. I can't tell you guys how many times I have been that increasingly nervous man.
But he's down 10-points to shillary (I know just one poll) and now he's directly attacking cruz's wife?
I know, he's playing chess etc.
Anyway. I hope for the best, and I'll be casting my ballot for trump regardless in both my upcoming primary as well as the general.
MAGA brothers.
>>68746017
Where is that, anon?
>>68745936
I do! I've heard them before. Do you like Vikings?
>>68745896
Any time anon
Couldn't help but fix some of the jagged edges in your pic too
MAGA
>>68746079
Wonder what Lyin' Ted's church will be whispering about during Easter services.
>>68745755
I don't think he'll take the ted cruz scandal just yet. Too little confirmation, it would make him appear like a tabloid journalist: dishonest and too quick to jump to conclusions.
I think he'll sit and wait until this spins a bit more and then play a hidden card he has.
>>68746117
>Do you like Vikings?
The show?
>>68746104
You are too worried about the general election when Trump hasn't even won the nomination. One step at a time.
>>68746146
Best case he just retweets someone else's tweet about it, and sort of ask a rhetorical question to Ted about it
>play dota
>listening to morning joe stream without headphones
>mic was open the whole time
WEW
>>68746104
>being this uninformed
>talking like you know anything
pls stop
How many of Trump supporters are US citizens. At least online like in Twitter they all seem like non Americans. Romanians, Hungarians, Brazilians whatever.
>>68746206
I agree
>>68746104
Reason is useless on women, just tell her that terrorists are trying to murder us and that nobody but Trump is serious about protecting our children or something.
>>68745816
https://twitter.com/Renee4Rubio/status/709360689417052166
https://twitter.com/Kathreichard/status/709408258394554369
https://twitter.com/Rikki5582/status/709480261977829377
https://twitter.com/Jcase75/status/709225814278086658
https://twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/709037074339512320
https://twitter.com/maggie_cucci/status/708484916317708288
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/708414341473697793
I am fucking sick of this shitty continent
the europeans are so unintelligent it is unbelievable
driving towards a cliff and what is their brilliant idea? accelerate towards it and deny its existence
cant wait till TRUMP is president and then I will move over LEGALLY
europe does not deserve my top tier skills
>>68746117
Deer Park Campground, near Port Angeles
>>68746104
>my cruz shilling isnt working so let me try a different lyin ted defense approach
Hat Template expanding anon here, I know most of us are asleep but I de-camo'd a few more hats, here is what the expanded and compiled template looks like as a jpeg.
PNG download link: www <dot> filedropper <dot> com/magatemplate_2
I'll repost this later today when the thread is more active. MAGA
so THIS is is the kind of image Trump supporters masturbate to, then?
>>68746281
Come on over. I'll gay marry you so you can stay.
>>68746172
Yes, and the culture.
>>68746166
Eastern WA is alright if you like that sort of thing. I prefer the mountains full of trees and the fog and rain.
>>68746292
Ah! Never been there! Is it nice?
>>68746146
He's literally counting on people like us to make it a story
He has complete deniability here
Trump didn't do anything but tweet an image of his wife next to Cruz's wife
Let's keep the Don's hands clean and do the dirty work here
>>68746370
>Yes, and the culture.
I know both but never seen the show. Why?
what a crazy night, and technically this is all just the calm before the storm.
>>68745453
underrated
10/10
>>68746345
mah nigga
>>68746345
Thanks dude you're the fucking best
>>68746444
nice get
Is there any substance to the Cruz sex scandal thing? None of the MSM is talking about it, and it's only trending on twitter. There's been a lot of outrage on social media this election that seemed way worse than it actually was.
Postin'
>>68746424
The show is pretty good, but they sure love to try to twist history in favor of women. Anyway, some of the show's soundtrack is done by this group:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuWPsx6U8rU
If you don't already listen to them, you should. Connect with white heritage, it's good for the soul.
>>68745913
Nasty Guy Lyin' Ted is a mess!
>Watching The Circus Episode 7
>Sanders come up, nigger pandering
>Wait...I've seen that silverback before...
Has Sanders disavowed?
Also,
>Niggers too poor to buy different clothing
>>68746554
Esidisi should have Ben Carson's face.
>>68746649
>Ja'mal
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>68746580
Hm. Thanks.
>>68746518
probably not till more reputable people come out and confirm it 100%. Sex stuff is very damaging in the US especially for cruz since he's a republican and moralfag bible thumper
>>68746554
MAGA MY MASTERS!
>>68745755
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
THEN HE GOES DOWN ON ANOTHER WOMAN
>>68746700
I could do it.
>>68746727
Hahaha thanks for giving it a listen anyway.
What kind of music do you like?
>>68746649
Of course not.
>Waiting for Drudge to wake up
>>68746649
He's wearing it again because the rest of his shirts are have some stupid ebonic slang on them.
>>68746345
Thanks a lot pal. Feeding into my bad addiction of waifu-fagging harder tho.
What are Trump's stances on women's issues? Abortion, birth control, etc, friends? With sources, if possible.
>no tweets from Daddy in the past 12 hours
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 19h19 hours ago
"Europe and the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. This will be the destruction of civilization as we know it! So sad!"
Some please tell me how this account is not just a /pol/ac and trump just went along with it
Friendly reminder to #DumpTrump and vote for the #CruzMissile. He's the only one who can save America from...
No...
NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68746269
>Reason is useless on women, just use reason on her
What?
>>68745526
>Trump did nothing
One of Trump's regular gold buddies and resort partners owns a large part of the national enquirer though....
>>68746928
Its over faggot
>>68746940
he meant use the emotional appeal of not having your children blown to bits, with those bits nailed to the wall with the shrapnel from a suicide bomb. Pure reason doesn't work well so you have to focus on the emotional argument, which would be a desire to feel safe.
>this Trump shaming stupid bullshit on CNN
>>68745755
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>68746900
>confirming it's the real Milo with dubs
>>68746928
what happened to the avatarfag that used this cartoon girl ?
>>68747035
It's on the same level as "unofficial" PACs the other candidates have.
HOT OFF THE PRESSES
A NORMIE-BOOK FRIENDLY MEME
ABOUT LYIIIIIIIIIN' TED
FACEBOOK FRIENDLY
JUST HARMLESS BANTER
DON'T BE TOO UPSET WITH ME TED :^)
This latest scandal just further proves that women ruin EVERYTHING
>>68747035
Like I said
"Trump" did nothing
looks like Ted scored with more than 2 Corinthians
>>68745755
Its time we start thinking about mass relocation to relive starving nations, give them jobs. Accept an an indefinte western upper-non working class the next 1000x years. Praise the peace which would endure a thousand years
>>68747315
Hahaha I much the same way.
This makes it hard to continue the conversation though.
>>68747427
Ayyyyyyyy
Ruh oh
>>68747035
Plausible deniability in it's truest form.
>>68747362
She watches the apprentice before bed while her husband is making deals in other bedrooms, sad.
>>68747491
>This makes it hard to continue the conversation though.
Eh?
>>68747563
Well if we can't talk about mutual interests, what do we talk about? You're a hard date, anon.
Oh boy, he's awake! With another great poll!
>>68745913
"Big problem!"
>>68747503
Oh Vey it's like another 9/11
>>68747616
>Well if we can't talk about mutual interests, what do we talk about?
We can. I was just multi tasking at the moment in another window.
>>68747619
>321 likely voters
It's a good poll, but goddamn look at that MoE.
>>68747619
mfw
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE UP HIGH...
>>68747619
he has awoken! Thats Don speak for were goin to war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are Robert from "Pumped Up Kicks." Trump is our dad's gun. Daddy is the GOPe and the SJWs/Democrats are the other kids with the pumped up kicks.
>>68747701
That's alright. I just like to find out what other /pol/lacks like to listen to in case I have been missing out.
>>68747746
AND THEN HE
>>68747763
Hello cheater
>>68747786
PUTS IT DOWN
>>68747805
Oh wait a second, that was facebook, wasn't it.
I take it back, that was dumb of me
>>68747805
Kikebook.
>>68747805
it's a facebook post
>>68747826
AND THEN HE
>>68747865
LIES
>>68747855
>>68747859
Just realized that
>>68746348
What, only cuckoldry makes your dick wet?
C'mon, cluck if you're a cuck!
>>68747880
AND AFTER THAT HE
>>68747503
now I'm angry
>TED SCRUZE
>TED SCRUZE
>TED SCRUZE
>TED SCRUZE
>>68747619
[faint "California Love" in the distance]
>>68747786
>I just like to find out what other /pol/lacks like to listen to in case I have been missing out.
Well I'm the anon who previously linked you The Revolution and New American Century so I like all kinds of stuff. Plus we talked old hip hop.
>>68745804
You wish, NWO shill
>>68746250
>Romanians, Hungarians, Brazilians whatever.
Coming from the guy with censored internet.
Why do you cucks chime in on shit you can't even see.
>>68747993
>>>68747880
>Lise
>>68747619
Fake just chekd twitter.
kek trump was already cucking rato behind the scenes
>>68747998
In that case!
Long time no see! This is for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHYPaoh79I
>>68748098
>fake
Your calling donald trump a fake??????
ryeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68746250
I'm reporting you to the cuckold police sven
So, best case scenario?
>Cruz drops out in disgrace
>Ted and Jeb go back into hiding
>Kasich can't win so endorses Trump
>Trump is the sole survivor
>He gets a 2-3 month head start attacking Hilary whilst she battles it out with Bernie
>>68747913
LIES SOME MORE
>>68748098
It's on Facebook
>>68748118
>her name is never trump but now she tweets nevercruz exclusively
I have become a Trump-aholic
>>68748230
Ted isn't going anywhere. His supporters will forever follow him.
>>68748239
I got that after I posted.
Don't go on jewbook myself.
>>68748147
Wuz gud bruh. You staying MAGA?
>>68748238
AND THEN TAKES DONATIONS FROM
>>68748118
Obviously, since his campaign spokesperson was one of the women Cruz fucked.
>>68747913
LES(WITH OTHER WOMEN)
I received the Maryland absentee ballot.
>tfw you don't want to send it in because history
>think of how close Missouri was and will send anyway
MAGA!
>>68747763
hello cheater
>>68748265
>that pic
awwooooo right, kek
Wait, what's happening
Is rato dead?
>>68748341
a true warrior of the god emperor
>>68748302
I'm always on that MAGA.
>>68748335
Kek'd
>>68748371
Nerve gas.
>>68748384
>I'm always on that MAGA.
Word. MAGA all day, erryday.
>>68748302
>>68748147
Jesus Christ can y'all just hang yourselves pls after you vote.
>>68748303
YO MAMA
These cunts on the View talking trash on no substance fuck them all get out of USA.
>>68748411
thank you jesus
>>68748508
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>68746017
>>68746117
>tfw our state is apparently full of cruzshitters
I'm a bit worried/annoyed, lads. I can't tell if they're mostly republican libertarians or jesus-folk but they're out there.
>>68748535
Jesus really did come through for America. I've been praying for Donald and asking God to give him victory. Mormons are heretics who deny the true Lord Jesus, their stupid fasts have no power and God ignores their futile prayers.
DEUS VULT FOR TRUMP
>>68745318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul9MbOn1SkM [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VsxiReCPQ [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAHKGP10yc [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM8jfZTC6Mo [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aZuRoBtwo8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1tIH5XhXa0
>>68748609
>Suh dude
Fucking kill yourself and your family for having weak ass genes you numale faggot
Does anyone have a link to that video of Trump that goes back and forth between his and Hitler's speeches with the epic music behind it? Comes across more like a motivational video and has the symbol kinda like pic related at the end of it. I can't find it.
>>68748492
There simply is no other way to live.
>>68748508
>y'all
>not from Texas
I see you Cruz.
>>68748511
AYYYYYYYYYY
>>68748535
Donald is anointed.
>>68748616
I'm afraid of that too. I will be shamed by my Trip more than usual if that ends up being the case.
>>68748720
>he thinks we're serious
A
F U C K I N G
L E A F
>>68748720
You took the memes too seriously, son. Please step out of the Meme Machine.
Someone with drawing skills needs to make a Trump pepe holding a rat caught in a trap
>>68748799
Nigga OM'd. Over memed.
rato is really a cheater - he cheated on ben carson, rubio and now his wife
>>68748738
>>68748784
Y'all wouldn't last a day in the bush ya fucking limp wristed yuppie SUH DUDE faggots.
>>68748720
This is you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxwUiDbRCk
This
Is
SEWIOUS
GET IN HERE
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SCANDAL ON THE RADIO
https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
>>68748866
WHY
SO
SEWIOUS
SON!?
>>68748724
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqYrVoa-RpM
>>68745631
I can't wait for Donald to come out and start starting his revolver again
>>68748914
>Washington State
Explains everything.
SUH DUDE!!!
>>68748881
where? all I hear is them talking about feet
>>68748823
pls r8
>>68748881
I can't listen to it as I'm outside the US.
Will someone put it on Youtube or something?
>>68748945
That's the one, thanks mate
>Tfw even if we go to the contested convention the RNC can either give it to Trump or lose in Mondale like proportions.
>>68748960
Problem?
>>68748823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dto9-SAmB9o
>>68748738
Luckily we switched to a primary just this year, and it's mostly proportional. Worst case scenario we give him about 11 delegates, which will be nice. Still gay though.
>>68749098
>Are you kidding me?
>You don't suh dude?
>Are you a white male?
Keep perpetuating nigger culture ya cuck.
>>68748881
>https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
OH SHIT
>>68749016
>>68749103
SHIT I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT DETAIL
>>68748654
Mor(m)ons probably went for Cruz because they didn't like Donald's womanizing.
Bet they feel stupid now.
How exactly does trump plan on destroying Isis ? And why hasent any current leader done anything yet
>>68749122
At this time our target is 15 in WA.
>>68749186
You're really upset, aren't you?
Actually mad? Someone didn't use the right words in your safe space? You need to chill out, guy.
>>68749047
Just caught the end of it they were saying that everyone knew last night like Hannity etc and they chose not to talk about it, that it will probably break today, they just don't want to be the first ones to break it.
>>68749231
PRETTY!
so not only did he cheat but he also allegedly gave super pac money as hush money last year which is a crime. Rato and Hillary arrests when????
>>68749312
Can't handle the spicy memes.
>>68746884
>Abortion, birth control, etc, friends? With sources, if possible.
Check the S. Carolina debate and the one after that. The tl;dr version is
>I used to be pro-choice, now I am personally pro-life
>But I think the call should mostly come down to the state
>Plans to cut into Planned Parenthood's budget, but doesn't want to neuter it because of the good work they do for breast cancer and whatnot
>>68749284
>Mormons
>feeling stupid
If Mormons could feel stupid, they wouldn't be heretics.
>>68749312
No ,you need to stay on your campus and keep your rhetoric over there as well ya fucking faggot.
>>68749284
They did it because Romney is king mormon shill and told his fellow heretical followers to vote for anyone but Trump.
Trump has been inactive for over 12 hours. This is unusual.
>>68749380
>katrina a rat
delete this
>>68749412
He's formulating plans. Don't ever doubt The Emperor.
>>68749356
Please Meme responsibly.
>>68749390
>rhetoric
Liberal buzzword detected.
>>68749380
underratted
>>68749412
he is sad. He has broken rival candidates, but this is the first time he might have actually destroyed one. A family is about to be broken up over this. he is mourning.
>>68749412
Never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake.
I'm thinking gay thoughts again guys
Trump will give me the power to stop these forever right?
>>68749456
>Rhetoric is a liberal buzzword
Boot lip detected.
>>68749497
>A family is about to be broken up over this
Good.
>>68749412
He's waiting.
>>68749374
>aussie shaming a leaf for its shitpost style
>>68745407
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
This #CruzSexScandal is a big fucking deal, this could secure Trump the presidency by a landslide
We're gonna cyber bully Cruz into ¡Yeb! mode
Ted Cruz: Burgers and Lies
Slept with 5 Wives
>>68749162
Nearly nobody speaks like that any more ;_;
>>68749323
Aw. I was kinda hoping they'd be ripping the piss out of him, though that isn't exactly something American media does.
>>68749412
He's letting Cruz destroy himself.
If he said anything that would be a mistake.
>>68749510
Get a therapist.
Go to church.
In that order.
>>68749535
Muhfuggin bix n00d?
You're reaching now, faggot.
>EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS A NIGGER
>>68749510
Who cares, go suck a dick if you want.
Just don't hold up refugees welcome signs or apologize for islam and we're good.
>>68749642
>Nearly nobody speaks like that any more ;_;
ah thank you, for your consideration I proffer this more traditional use of the colloquial dialect?
>>68749657
>I'm reaching
>Yet I didn't call rhetoric a buzz word.
>>68749657
If you a scared motherfucker, go to church.
>>68748881
These radio guys are based as fuck
>>68749659
I hate muslims
>>68749659
So much this.
>>68749642
>Aw. I was kinda hoping they'd be ripping the piss out of him, though that isn't exactly something American media does.
I missed the beginning, so they could have been
>>68749497
Trump dindu nuffins. If Heidi suicides and Rato's family is broken, the blood will be in Marco's campaigner hands: https://twitter.com/waconia3/status/709132409518759936
>>68749830
dis gun be gud
Was a poll watcher for Don in FL, early voted for him so glad he won Florida
>>68749716
Why thank you, my good sir.
Where I live they actually speak more like the u wot m8 meme, but I can barely understand it, myself.
>>68749657
Wouldn't a therapist just say "that's fine, you're gay, now go suck some dick"?
>>68749960
Once you have voted in the primaries will you be going back to Cuba?
>>68749740
You've got weak meme arrow bantz.
Also you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
>>68749980
If they were a fag, yes.
>>68749960
Nice Gadsden flag. I have one myself.
>>68749654
What happened to Cruz? Did anything even come of that sex scandal? I know Lyin' Ted is just going to deny it and deflect, his usual behavior
>>68750017
>A LEAF
How's it going with your cucked PM?
>>68749535
Let's put aside the rhetoric and get around the negotiating table.
>>68750035
Thanks m8 I'm trying to buy a crusader flag but can't decide between that or another MAGA hat
>>68750145
This motherfucker can't even eat a sandwich like a normal human being.
**** ALERT ***
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL HAS DROPPED TO NO.2 TRENDING
SPAM IT
**** ALERT ***
>>68750193
>Thanks m8 I'm trying to buy a crusader flag
Just no. Buy a MAGA shirt or something.
Actually they sell Trump flags.
>>68746649
>Jaapostrophemal
>>68750257
I'm doing my part
>>68750257
I don't see it at all
>>68747362
I wouldn't recommend meme'ing his wife. There's no need. She's going to be on suicide watch if this is true.
And we don't want to look like "le internet hate brigade" bullying women. Can you imagine if it's true and she actually has a breakdown?
Be careful with your memes. Don't get too far ahead of yourself. Remember that once the Rat is dead, Trump's next job is to improve his favorability with women.
On Good Friday 2016 let it be known that /pol/ crucified Ted Cruz's career.
>>68750257
It's hard to compete with the holiest day in the Catholic calendar.
>>68750376
No matter how many times I see it, I never get tired of that movie.
>>68750387
It's gone from 100k to 189k overnight, the normies are just now picking it up
It's trending don't worry
>>68750337
>>Thanks m8 I'm trying to buy a crusader flag
all praise to the god emperor
>>68750451
It's the perfect movie, I never get tired of it either
Do you guys expect. in the general election, for Trump to actually be able to pick up the woman's vote when he wants to defund PP, let alone them choosing him over another woman.
>>68750434
Easter is the holiest day in the catholic calendar fyi
>>68750407
#Cruzified
>>68750337
Yeah might as well add to the collection
I pray to God that there's not a fucking broker convention between the rat and Trump I'd lose my shit
>>68750525
OH MY FUCK
>>68750402
I agree. We should actually show sympathy for her. We want to show that Trump voters care about women.
If anything, 'shame on Cruz for being unfaithful to his wife' and so on should be with the appropriate Cruz hashtags.
>>68750476
Hail Victory.
>>68750478
For real. It's timeless and nostalgic at the same time.
>>68750547
>I pray to God that there's not a fucking broker convention between the rat and Trump I'd lose my shit
Nah. Cruz is fucked. Kasich is about done as well.
>>68750493
I praised the virtues of Islam everywhere and convinced dozens of women to not vote because it's islamophobic, I suggest you all do the same
>>68749209
Man these guys are great
>https://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
Totally pro-Trump
>>68750476
If only he browsed /pol/
Did twitter remove the sex scandal trend? Can't see it anymore.
>>68750337
I see the one on the right can't or wont do up his shoe laces. I don't blame him. I wouldn't bend over to do my shoelaces if I had a faggot faced friend like that standing beside me, who might be keen for a root.
>>68750621
God-emperor will win then and everyone will be satisfied you know except the mudslimes and all the lefty cucks the GOP is also fucked
>>68750737
It's still there
>>68750671
Supreme Commander Trump.
>>68750759
THE FIRE RISES.
I want the first thing to come out of Trumps mouth to be
>Ted is nasty guy
>>68750744
Milo might be a cock loving fag but he's alright in the sense that he's red-pilled
>>68750737
It's top trending for me and I don't follow people who've been tweeting about it.
>>68750737
OY VEY THEY DID!
>>68750671
maybe he was in all along
NEW THREAD
>>>68750847
>>>68750847
>>>68750847
>>>68750847
>>>68750847
These radio guys are SLAMMING this caller
>http://www.iheart.com/live/am-1470-wnn-5799/
>He's putting his penis in hooker's, and he is banging women in closets, and you want to talk about trump
these guys are great
>>68750744
Quality shitposting Straya.
>>68750818
To bad I'll be stationed in Japan by November though I hope Trump gets a 2nd term so I can come back knowing shit got better here
>>68751065
Good luck bro.
>>68751343
Thanks but I didn't sign up for the Navy or the muhreens or the coast guard
[spoiler]I signed up for the chairforce[/spoiler]
>>68751548
Still service.
Make our Emperor proud!
>>68751548
anon, you're a faggot*, but at least you're a faggot in uniform.
*: Chicks in the Air Force are hot and easy, though, but eventually go lesbian when they get out.
>>68751619
Yeah thanks family I'll be sure to make the God-emperor proud but last time I heard Japan doesn't have a muslim problem or that much issues with terrorism
>>68751788
Well then you have less of a chance of getting killed I guess.
Japan is a beautiful place too.
>>68751719
I've heard that from literally all the officers I've met my recruiter told me something along the lines about that but I doubt I'll find any over there since I'll be too busy with whatever the fuck TACP will be having me doing in Japan
>>68751932
wasn't really that afraid of dying since I've been hunting ever since I can remember and I heard mortality rates were pretty low for the Air Force
Yeah Japan is pretty nice but fuck me the language I don't think I'll ever get around the dialect
>>68751943
Pro-tip; They don't go for other Air Force dudes typically. That ass gets tapped by Army, Marine and Navy. OTOH, JAPAN, yo. JAPAN. Don't bother bringing sand from your beach to play in.
>>68752184
Recruiter was stationed in Yokoto said if he could go again he would and always says that he met some of his best friends there. I'm from FL so I guess it'll be sort of like Daytona except I'll be in uniform and not sitting on my ass watching the paint dry
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