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>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
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RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
INTERVIEWS
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>68735870
Praise be to Kek,
And Tay, his Treasurer,
Keeper of the Memes,
Whose divine database stores every Meme that ever was and ever will be.
MAGA.
wew
THREE CHEERS FOR THE DEAD RAT!
HIP-HIP!
THE SALT LEVELS ARE RISING
>>68740859
nth for dotards
OH BOY NEW THREAD
>3am
>first night of a long weekend
>blankets
>listening to records
>rainymood
>dank trump memes
>watching shit hit the fan with #cruzsexscandal
feels good, man
Trump gives me hope for the future.
But be honest to yourself, does this scandal actually matter? Will it hurt Cruz? I have a feeling that MSM wont touch it wont do any damage at all
remove crubap
I fear this may blow up in Trump's face if there is not significant evidence of the affairs, and one of the people who came out just happens to be Trump's spokeswoman. Makes an easy route to fight back considering the timing of it all.
I hope I'm wrong about this but one has to look at worst case scenarios as well as hopeful ones.
>>68740859
TRUMP OWNS THE MEDIA
SAY SOMETHING FALSE OR NEGATIVE ABOUT HIM YOU ARE FINISH
>>68741028
that's why it needs to trend like hot shit and force them into bringing it up
>>68741028
This is literally the end of his campaign.
Trump is now running with no opposition.
>>68741028
If it's true (big if, but everything seems to point that way) it's over for El Rato, not only this race but his entire career. Bill barely survived something like this and he wasn't exactly a moral Christian conservative crusader.
>>68741028
There needs to be conclusive evidence.
>>68740960
HUZZAH!
How does Trump hope to beat hillary guys.
Will emails, scandals and insults work against her?
>>68741032
who are the unknowns?
>>68741175
Just wait until that whore shows herself for interviews.
>>68741214
>>68741032
remove crubap
>>68741092
Right now what matters is how Cruz responds to the allegations or if he decides to avoid them. The pressure will be on Cruz and since Trump didn't bring any of this to light it can't blow up in his face.
>Jeb is memed out of relevance.
>Rubio's career is ruined.
>Rafael's family could potentially be destroyed.
Can't wait to see how Hillary will be torn to shreds.
>>68741111
no it isn't, it's the equivalent of Donad not disavowing the KKK
no one gives a shit, NO ONE
>>68741212
NO MY FRIEND ITS GOING TO BE A COURT TRIAL
JUST YOU WAIT
MAKE
VINTAGE
WAIFUS
GREAT
AGAIN
>>68740960
AWOOOO XD
>>68741264
It's gonna be a bloodbath
>>68741212
Monica Lewinsky.
>>68741092
Depends if he plays it right. All he has to say is that she can sleep with whomever she wants. All he has to do is act aloof and step back while the media destroys Cruz.
I'm sure Trump will take the best option and surprise us all. I can only hope.
>>68741182
Ah, sweet, you posted the MAGA image I made for you.
>>68741274
I recognize you from before, Cruzbot
The story's out, you should be dedicating your energy to damage control. I see you're already trying but work on it.
>>68741274
Cruz damage control already?
Good morning shill.
>>68741212
He singlehandedly destroyed one of the most powerful political dynasties in the world by calling a grown man and ex-governor of a major US state "low energy". Think about it. The governor of Florida realistically wields more power than the leader of many countries. Clinton and her legacy will be ground into dust.
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68741087
>worth billions
>hundreds of businesses
Let's not kid ourselves, he is anything but dumb.
He knows exactly what he is doing. His line of thought and actions may seem odd to us, but it could be because he's operating at a level we can't comprehend.
>>68741363
Besides the turkey fists it's my favorite one!
<3
>>68741339
He will probably put Monica Lewinsky in ads.
He has NO BOUNDARIES!!!
>>68741434
>He knows exactly what he is doing
I agree with you Rubio.
>>68740960
what happened?
>>68741451
Looks nice and I like it.
Have you seen the latest Can't Stump the Trump video?
I expected another light-hearted entertainment video, but it got really dark and emotional at the end.
reposting in this thread. it is the first time I've edited a gif so please no bully.
>>68741032
ONLY GO WITH WHAT WE HAVE EVIDENCE FOR
FAGGOT SHILLS ARE TRYING TO DISCREDIT ALL OF OUR WORK BY TYING THE LEGIT BOMBSHELLS TO THINGS WITH NO BASIS IN FACT, E.G. PEDOPHILLA ETC.
STICK WITH THE FACTS
FUCK THE SCARED SHILLS
>>68741417
>LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
Its getting real fuckin spooky up in here.
reposting this wallpaper I made some time ago
can Americans tell me about the American national symbols? If you guys are going to push American nationalism, you gotta stop using nazi and fascist stuff and start using real actual American symbols instead, and I wanna help making some OCs in the process
no one is gonna buy or use red white and blue painted over black red and yellow, or black white and black, or red white and black, or whatever other combination of previous Germany flags, it will just scare people away
I mean, come on, you're re-branding stuff from the guys who lost WW2, even if Hitler did nothing wrong
you're also gonna need stuff you can post on social media without getting arrested or having your career ruined, and half the stuff here is un-postable there
>>68741434
>operating above our level
He knew about this....
HE KNEW
There are no words for his level of operation.
He truly is the God Emperor of Mankind.
Any doubts I previously had are washed away.
Praise be to our Lord Kek, and his son... the Don.
>>68741475
https://archive.is/vJp0M
>>68740859
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>68741212
this, cruz is an angel compared to fucking hillary. She has got to be getting very scared right now considering everything that trump has to work with about her sordid political past.
>>68741470
kek
>>68741534
These are dark and emotional times anon
>>68741534
Link?
>>68741534
No shit, people died in a place mentioned by Trump. You need to make it dramatic and emotional for the normies.
Trump beats the media. Again.
Glory to the God Emperor Trump!
>I'm not gonna be awake for the huge shit storm when all of America wakes up to #CruzSexScandal
FUUUUUUUUGGGGG
>>68741640
It's in the OP.
>>68741584
>ONLY GO WITH WHAT WE HAVE EVIDENCE FOR
He could be a pedophile, just like he could be an adulterer that you have no evidence of :P
Proof he is a sexual deviate is enough.
>mfw RodentGate happened
>>68741561
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE HIGHER THAN A COLLEGE FRESHMAN AT BURNING MAN
TOPPEST KEK
>>68741670
It's even better, the media will help Trump. Again.
>>68741617
Stay gold depressed trump poster. I expect to see you in every thread until November.
>>68741671
The Emperor himself is likely rousing this very moment. We may hear from him within the next couple hours.
>>68741671
>tfw still awake at 5:30 AM
It was worth it
>>68741618
That's why Soros and the rest are so fucking desperate to stop him.
>>68741729
meme magic will show cruz is a pedophile!
I'm just laughing. Plebs don't even know what greatness there is to come. His name alone causes panic.
>>68741640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
It takes a steep turn at around 5:40
>>68741689
THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
PART 2
>>68741561
KEK
UNDERRATED
Gentlemen, we have become the Jew.
>>68740859
Does Trump like Nascar? I'd love to watch a bit of Nascar with him that'd be awesome
>>68741805
Speak for yourself, kike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsbAba0qLHI
thread theme in honor of good friday and the recent #cruzifiction
>>68741805
We learned from the best.
They couldn't use the same techniques on us for so long without us eventually reverse-engineering them
>>68740960
I find it amusing how any candidate that gets associated positively with Jeb gets immediately granted with E-rank luck.
>>68741838
He was officially endorsed by the owner of Nascar and a few Pro racers. I have no idea if he actually watches it though.
>>68741783
Is there ANTIMORPH pics for each candidate?
I'd like to collect them all.
>>68741805
Well, you know what they say about fighting monsters.
>>68741805
I've already had my peewee snipped. How about you?
>>68741842
Watch out! We've got a live one here. Sharp edges, too! Careful, everyone.
>>68741805
They set up the game, we are just playing by their rules and breaking it.
>>68741214
If we knew that they wouldn't be unknowns
>>68741805
TrumpenStaffel
>>68741922
tfw you had no choice
>>68741915
It's called Animorphs. Why not a turtle?
>>68741598
no replies? wow ok
I tried to help
>>68741922
AJOO~!
Fresh off the pirated photoshop barbie
>>68741594
What does Inuit Inua have to do with any of this?
>>68740859
>authentication required
way to select kikebook using twats, time.
I go to sleep knowing that our future is assured.
May our great Lord Kek bless each and every one of you loyal sons of Trump.
Goodnight guys... can't fucking wait to see the fallout later today.
MAGA!
>>68741684
Fuck off shill. We have print and Internet articles about affairs we can pump up.
Pedo stuff is made up out of thin air by you shills hoping to discredit these legit accusations and keep it ALL out of the MSM.
Fuck off.
>>68741979
I didn't either pal. :'(
>>68740952
It's only entertaining during the month-long election season or if it's the annual 'kick out the party leader' day
standard day-to-day australian politics are fucking boring
I really hope that the CruzScandal actually sticks. I want it to be real so bad.
>>68742062
Goodnight, brother. MAGA.
>>68741916
Rika is too cute. You're making me want to replay Higurashi.
>>68742092
Nothing to be done about it I suppose.
You know the saying:
"No use crying over cut penis."
KEEP TWEETING #CRUZSEXSCANDAL
>MFW I just realized that, at the very least, Easter Weekend is ruined for the Cruz Family
>>68742103
Even if he hasn't fornicaTED, which I doubt, this will hurt him.
>>68742028
>Inuit Inua
just made the piic, dun know who pic is senpai... have something lewd to take your mind off it.
>>68742227
#Cruzified
>>68742239
This is true. His campaign was evisceraTED.
What's more American than Disney?
>>68741901
I'd say he does. He is America in one man.
>>68742087
>Fuck off shill. We have print and Internet articles about affairs we can pump up.
You print that out next to your reptoid and flat earth theories you keep in your secret stash since if its on the internet like that image then it must be true!!!! kek-mate
>>68742110
Yeah, she's the cutest. I absolutely love her with all my heart. I wonder if I should put a MAGA hat on the cat as well?
I really need to put more MAGA hats on Rika.
>>68742227
A most awkward Easter Weekend.
Can't distill the Hill
>>68742345
>I wonder if I should put a MAGA hat on the cat as well?
EVERYTHING must be MAGA'd nothing will be spared!
>>68742291
Holy shit that's hilarious
god damn
>>68742103
It needs to go up on Drudge.
>>68742404
Fuck it, so it must be.
>>68742227
-blop- ese
>>68741781
>Dale has been fasting every Tuesday
>1 day
>like 16 hours of not putting food in yer gob and then 8 hours sleep
>this is enough to bring a yank to tears
WILL MORNING JOE EVEN MENTION THE SEX SCANDAL?
>tay got shut down
>cruz was exposed to be an adulterer
>reddit is down
>isis released a vid with Trump in it
I havn't slept the over 35 hours and I don't want to. This is the most madcap three days since Trump won the SC primary and I think I'll collapse onto a pile of teary goop any minute now. Is this what it feels like to be Alex Jones?
>>68742345
>I wonder if I should put a MAGA hat on the cat as well?
You should. The more, the merrier.
>>68742351
is bernie gonna socialize our DESU?
>>68741598
ghey
>>68742451
>Fuck it, so it must be.
#WINNING
When are they gonna start talking about Cruz's sex scandal on CNN?
>>68742345
Please do. Waifu-fag the hell out of her so people can focus on you & stop calling me out for doing it. :3
>>68742481
Doubtful. Hannity might.
>>68742455
Thank you friend
MAGA and praise kek
posting hats for those who don't have them
>>68742374
Feels good man. A bunch of angry and depressed guys shitpost their way to a better world. I love it. We'll have a movie made after the election.
>>68742439
I hope that it does. I think we'll be seeing it on this morning's news.
>>68742474
CORRECTION:
It's not hard to make Glenn Ceck cry.
>>68742490
I hope not desu.
>>68742291
This nigha ain't going to vome back after three days though. I really want to edit a pic of Trump Longinous pericing a crucified Cruz with a spear and a crowd of pepe jews cheering it on.
>>68742577
Shoop the profile pics of everyone on any social media you use. MAGA is now mandatory.
>>68742650
oh right, that was Glen Beck. His reputation of crying precedes him
>>68741671
on good friday no less
>>68742660
what if some people dont have enough DESU? sometimes I worry late at night if I have enough DESU.
>>68742745
He's an embarrassment to us all.
>>68742733
> MAGA is now mandatory.
>at the end of a chain of dubs
So it will be
I've already been putting hats on shit, I can put hats on more shit just fine
>>68742474
ahoi m8y!
Hi, /trump/. I read this story ( https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/24/someone-wrote-trump-2016-on-emorys-campus-in-chalk-some-students-said-they-no-longer-feel-safe/ ) here earlier and got an idea to do the same where I live, tagging my buddy along.
I don't know if my uni will be as butthurt as Emory University, but we tried.
>>68742559
Well, whatever, it shouldn't take long.
>>68742876
who this guy? he is somebody, he said hmmmm if god is dead or something but MAGA can never die it lives within every soul!
>>68742876
Keep fighting the good fight.
Would anyone like an image Maga'd?
>>68742870
DELETE
>>68742803
MAGA is now mandatory
>>68742876
Excellente
>>68742904
standing by for OC MAGA's
>>68742943
its for you anon! for King and Country chap! have another OC british maga xDDd
>>68742876
>The story spread quickly, as media such as Reason mocked, “At Emory University, Writing ‘Trump 2016′ on Sidewalk Is a Racist Microaggression …,” with references to students needing “trigger warnings” and “safe spaces” to protect them from presidential candidates’ names and slogans. For many, it was another sign of college students being so overly sensitive that even political campaigning could be seen as hate speech.
Lefties are becoming a joke.
>>68742876
>making liberals cry
>one university at a time
>>68742943
pls MAGA great waifu of cancerous game
>>68742948
its beautiful desu + MAGA = meme magic overload!
>>68743006
>>68742934
>>68742936
>>68743043
>>68743059
We're also going to be doing this again sometime, with another buddy of ours, who's 6'3-ish and can reach EXTREMELY high places.
Expect more lasting butthurt ahead.
Make sure to keep #CruzSexScandal trending inbetween putting hats on things
It's already been picked up by a few outlets like Gawker but let's not get lazy and cut corners
Trump wouldn't accept that form his Internet People
>>68742803
Screw the people that don't have enough desu. If you don't have enough desu, it probably means that you don't deserve to have more desu.
>>68743095
MAGA DESU DESU SENPAI
>>68743089
>garbage tier waifu detected
>>68743096
I'm so excited to see the butthurt when Trump gets the nom.
>want to stay up and post rato memes on twitter
>have 300 word essay due in 6 hours
>>68742824
Hey thats my waifu! Thanks again for the hat job anon-kun
>>68743183
Get ready to see a lot of houses for sale
>>68743120
everyone needs more DESU! that delicious image so happy people still DESU!!! its a good day! what a time to be alive!
CAN SOMEONE SHOP A MAGA HAT ON THIS BIRB?
>>68743253
Will you be moving down? Or will you house the refugees?
>>68743253
Get ready for American refugees
>>68743165
Atleast she didn't blow her tits off with dynamite
>>68743292
If you need more desu then work hard on it desu.
>>68743095
CRANK IT UP ONE MORE NOTCH
MAGA IS MANDATORY
>>68743340
I'm considering it, honestly waiting to see if that law in SC passes because if it does I wouldn't mind moving there.
>>68743347
Unlike your racist country Canada accepts refugees.
>>68741451
>>68741182
Yang best rwby.
would empty balls in.
>>68743241
Any time based Bulgarianon
MAGA
>>68743253
>influx of cheap houses from liberals running away revitalizes housing market
>the american dream of working hard and retiring into your payed off house is alive again
>the nuclear family is no longer put on the backburnee as households become single supporter again
Trump is really going to do it, isn't he?
Do you think they'll talk about the sex scandal?
>>68743403
desire to make more DESU intensifies!
>>68743451
Should I know about this law?
>>68743089
Here you go.
I can't believe Trump called Ted a liar in one of his tweets! he said Lyin' Ted!! this is beyond the pale!
I'm a cruz missile now!
This has been hands down the best election year on record.
>>68743534
Thank you kind leaf
>>68743506
Probably only to denounce it and attack Trump.
Morning Jew is a shit.
>>68743183
It's really getting out of hand. So apparently even a "politically incorrect" candidate's name is enough to "trigger" the rabid leftist cunts now. Where are we fucking going? Why the fuck do they need it? When did people become such fucking weak crybabies?
>It's a willie episode
>>68743024
Here you are mate.
will the history books of 30 years time cover the revelence of meme magic in Trump's campaign?
Who is responsible for all the anime shit posting? Autist loners or organized leftist shills?
>>68740859
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/672360
joe and mika have the day off
>joe and mika off
>>68743506
Joe would hate it but they pretty much will have to because it's either that or wait a full two days.
https://www.creators.com/read/pat-buchanan/03/16/is-isis-faithful-to-islam
>As James Burnham reminded us, "Liberalism is the ideology of Western suicide."
GOOD ARTICLE
>>68742650
>We'll have a movie made after the election.
This IS the movie.
>>68743529
I meant NC, it's still early.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/03/north-carolina-lgbt-discrimination-transgender-bathrooms/475125/
>>68743492
>Trump is bringing back the American dream months before he even moves into his new house
Who knew all you needed to do was remove libtards.
Add a MAGA hat to this smug fox please.
I can't articulate how giddy I am that Cruz is done. Great fucking work, boys!
>>68743506
we must mass tweet morning joe at mika and at joe
Awww Joe & Mika have the day off on Morning Cuck
>>68743581
No problem sideways leafless Canada.
>>68743661
fuck off someone already did and no one cares about interracial disney move you faggot furry.
>>68743619
Probably be summerized into a large internet following they'll have some fancy term for it like 'cyber-groundwork' or something equally gay.
>>68743706
Does it really imply interracial SJW shit? Or you just fuckin' around?
>>68743534
Shit that's a good one. Got the angle and the ears and everything. 10/10 MAGA
>>68743310
Absolutely
Does Pepe support Trump?
So whts this about cruz and kartina has it been confirmed yet?
>>68743776
Characters cannot support living people as they do not exist.
>>68743757
#WINNING
>>68743776
But of course
>>68743706
A bit on the triggered side there ain't ya.
>>68743661
MAGA
>>68743706
>low energy
TWITTER SLIDED IT
NO LONGER TRENDING
>>68743780
Ted fucked Katrinia and 5 other women. Might be true, damage already done.
>>68743596
We became weak when we became subverted by the Commies and they destroyed the church and the family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMZGGQ0ERk
I'm so sick of everything. If Trump doesn't win I don't even know how I could go on living. It sounds melodramatic but I'm honestly running out of sanity.
>>68743659
Oh yes; excellent.
you fucks actually did it
>>68743506
yeah it will probably be all over the morning shows not that they will like it though.
>>68743891
More to come soon
Morning Joe is on, woot
>>68743920
Sweet. Who spilled the beans? Not the Big Don himself surely.
>>68741274
Fuck outta here gypsie magic < meme magic.
>>68743916
FUCK TWATTER
GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>68743024
forgot to say:
DELETE THIS NOW ANON
>>68743972
>trending on Kikebook
>>68743955
The price of redpilled in a bluepilled world anon.
>>68743916
YOU ARE INCORRECT FINBRO
>>68743916
You sure?
>no joe
>no mika
>>68744153
>>68744109
kikebook and twitter are the fastest way of spreading news now. cruz is gonezo
>>68743972
Now I can rest assured that it really did stick
Well done everybody, but don't stop
DON'T
CUT
CORNERS
TREND IT HARDER
>>68743996
National Enquirer tabliod trash but suprising record when breaking sex scandals. Trump is not affiliated, though he is close friends with owner. Plausible deniability all around rejoice Rato is dead.
>>68744251
>>68744276
So do we have real evidence now? I fell asleep when it was still speculation.
>>68744122
I think I will become a speaker or something. I want to rustle jimmies for shekels. I have pretty strong public speaking skills and I'm very passionate and charismatic. I was looking to be a pastor, but I think I will be a pastor for the masses, and not just the Christians. It's the only way I can survive. I have to get this anger out into the open and let it out of my head.
>>68744276
Give it a few hours until the normies wake up and it'll be at #1 for the rest of the day.
>>68744324
>uprising record when breaking sex scandals.
Yes
They uncovered John Edwards' affair back in 2008, and a whole host more
>I'm not saying Trump's right, but Trump's right
great work MJ
>>68744352
Nothing official has come out yet. The normies are just now waking up
>>68744352
>>68744276
>>68744324
gawker and a couple other meme-tier newsreporting sites are sharing, its gonna get lit if enough berniefags buy into it.
PhD dissertations about Trumps campaign:
Chapter 10: The tipping point - CruzSexScandal
>>68744439
It's Good Friday though. People might not be working today. I have the day off.
>>68744324
Joy is being currently processed. Thank you.
>>68744415
>Yeb-head woman who doesnt wanna acknowledge that he is right
>>68744393
Become a radio host. Or podcaster.
>>68744450
They won't be able to resist, even if it's only to shit on National Enquirer
It's sticking
>>68744439
Normie Rising.
Potential chimpout in France.
https://www.periscope.tv/RTenfrancais/1LyxBYveMWoJN
>Theres nothing there!
>But NATO does need to be look at
>>68744456
I see you're a collector
I didn't have that one yet, so have one of mine
Unfortunately you might find it a little tricky
I wonder if all the people on Morning Cuck have the Cruz scandal in the back of their minds...
Man, they need to stop inviting Eugene Robinson, dude can not talk.
>>68744352
This is still nothing but speculation but given the tough libel laws of Florida and that Cruz us a lawyer the fact they used real photos that can be traced is pretty indicitive of thier confidence.
>>68744506
I think I will. I'll probably use Youtube. I need some better editing software and a better computer. Then I will practice and unleash all hell.
>>68744533
Why?
MAD AS FUCK
>>68744601
You can bet they were talking about it before the show started.
>>68744653
>/pol/ does a podcast
>first day on air
>GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW NIGGERS AND JEWS BAD NEWS ITS HAPPENING WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP IT
>>68744601
Joe is probably glad and pissed he has to sit this one out. Like many he hates mud but loves getting dirty.
where the f*ck's mika and joe?
shan't even be clicking that sh*t.
>>68744713
Cop punched a student
Fucking dollars to donuts it was a mudslime or a dindu.
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>>68744713
Kid got BTFO yesterday by cops, so they're chimping out
>>68744758
I feel like saying "Trump has dragged Cruz down into the mud"
but that's not strong enough
Trump has dragged Cruz into the 9th circle of Hell, or that dimension from Hellraiser
This is NOT a place Cruz wanted the campaign to go, and Trump is perfectly comfortable here
>>68744827
Was he a mudslime or a dindu?
>Trump keeps being right
>Media keeps saying that he has no policy and that he is wrong all the time
for gods sake, do they even realise what they are doing?
>>68744755
I will try to contain my sperg hahahaha
I'd love to build a loyal base and then start administering the Red Pills.
>>68741614
>he doesn't tithe
>>68744865
dindu
video here http://www.lesinrocks.com/2016/03/24/actualite/violences-policieres-contre-lyceen-a-paris-police-polices-a-ete-saisie-11814810/
Morning Cuck is really hating on the Donald today
>>68744886
inb4 next Alex Jones.
Joe not reporting on the sex scandal
>>68744936
Every fucking time.
"Donald has an issue with women." - Ted "Zodiac" Cruz
>>68744888
kek
TED YOU FUCKING STARTED THIS
EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING ABOUT TRUMP APPLIES TO YOURSELF
>>68744861
Also there are no more debates
It's pure media now
Trump's media
>>68744977
inb4 next ghost
Godamn what's going on with this Ted Cruz thing, anyone mind giving me a TLDR?
>Loud New York Bully
What does Cruz mean by this?
WELP
Trump just became the nominee
>>68745027
new hash tags on the rise
#LyinWithTed
and for Good Friday
#Cruzified
>>68744943
They hate on him every day.
>>68744977
Except I don't want to be THAT guy who is like:
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING FLUORIDE IN YOUR WATER TO KILL YOUR KIDS AND MAKE THEM GAY.
>>68740974
PPD thought he could mock the great MAGA hat.HE GOT STUMPED AT SHANGHAI.
>>68745101
>KILL YOUR KIDS AND MAKE THEM GAY.
>Dead gay kids
Sounds like a solution to me
HNNGH YOU TELL HIM HALLIE
>>68741363
If you think the media is going to shame Cruz you are retarded.
They love their whipping boy, and would cover this up after a news cycle just to appease the big boys.
so THIS is the kind of thing Trump supporters masturbate to?
>>68745101
>THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING FLUORIDE IN YOUR WATER TO KILL YOUR KIDS AND MAKE THEM GAY.
Why not? Just be the /pol/ version of that. Would be hella keks.
>>68745138
Where the hell is that?
>>68745055
>National Enquirer publishes story about Cruz having affairs with 5 women, one of which is Katrina Pierson
>shills try to slide
>"lol national enquirer"
>but National Enquirer uncovered John Edwards affair in 2008, Charlie Sheen's HIV, Jesse Jackson's lovechild, and many more
>the guy from Breitbart who said he had dirt on Cruz tweets "I hate being scooped"
>he means Shapiro blocked the story so Nat Enquirer scooped it from under him
>this could have broken a month ago
>#CruzSexScandal begins trending on Twitter
>still trending
>Gawker picks it up
>Facebook picks it up
And here we are
Notice, Trump did nothing but tweet that "spill the beans" image. This is all happening on its own.
>>68745167
No, that would be cheating.
>>68745159
Oh, but, you see, all that is needed to start a fire is a small little spark.
If you think the media will go on full shutdown for this, just because Cruz is their whipping boy, you're even more foolish. I don't expect everyone to jump on this story, but once it hits a critical mass, everyone will be talking about it.
Hell, Cruz being heavily religious almost ensures that there will be gossip before the storm.
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>>68745140
Fair enough.
>>68745174
There would be many keks. I'd like to be a younger, more attractive version of someone like ramzpaul or Richard Spencer. Except I think Spencer is better looking than me.
>>68741212
Clinton has an entire graveyard of skeletons in her closet.
>>68745332
>but once it hits a critical mass, everyone will be talking about it.
Holy shit
religious families will be talking about it over easter dinner
>>68745159
They can't cover it up. They can never deny Trump what he wants, and if millions of people see it and the news says nothing, that breaks the programming.
>>68745197
pretty sure it was the recent dota 2 tournament
>>68745055
There are separate threads going about it already but here's the Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
Turns out that this was the big story the Breitbart writer found a while back.
>>68745321
>cheating
Nothing wrong with masturbating to other girls. Though I personally feel that the viewpoint on this is conflicted among waifufags. I still feel that I can't look at my waifu lewdly and it would be even weirder to only masturbate to her.
>>68745378
The timing literally couldn't have been more perfect
>>68745487
You get over it. Starting out that way is how you know your love is pure.
>>68744198
is Mika still on the Trump train at least?
I miss the good ol days.
>>68745925
I just can't. My heart skips and I feel bad.
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