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TRUMP GENERAL: MORALLY BANKRUPT EDITION


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VOTE AND MAKE TRUMP WIN: http://time.com/4264934/2016-time-100-poll

>Delegate count: Big Don- 755 Lyin' Ted- 465 The Who- 144

SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

Check this site out: trumpgeneral.com
It has lots of info and links.

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

Sign the Petition: No Trump - No Vote!
http://www.notrumpnovote.org

RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ

INTERVIEWS
>Milo on the Rubin Report 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pONZu_qXAno
>Carson on the View 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV2zfrvH9MY
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 2 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfyMVbm258
>Trump on Good Morning Britain Part 1 3/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qF15jzgUno
>Carson on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2IYYhvoKUc
>Trump on Fox Business 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noYvnVbBRiE
>Trump on Bloomberg TV 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6Ib9-Y1ZM
>Eric on Fox&Friends 3/23/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DyqgEZsyM

ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Volume XXII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s1TqVNOL0w
>Endorsements for Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdFJsjr0n8s
>Milo loves Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>The Long Road to the White House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>3 things Trump has done for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMfESCPWY8

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

>Official Rally Schedule
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

SOMEONE BE SURE THESE ARE ALWAYS UPDATED:
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe

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hi fambly.
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CLAIM YOUR CRUZFU I TAKE AMANDA
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AWOOVEMENT

>>68755563
His earlier tweets in February suggested he was told to sit on it. It might've been for legal reasons, but he seemed confident in it at the time.
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Second
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AWOO!
DO NOT LET THE TWITTER ZIONISTS CENSOR US!
EXPOSE THE RAT AT ALL COSTS!
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Will trump win Wisconsin after #CruzSexScandal
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#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
#CruzSexScandal
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WHAT IS THE NEW HASHTAG
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DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ACTUAL COPY OF THIS ENQUIRER?
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kekaroooo
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Three (you)'s and I give the manlet an epic stumping.
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>>68755693
Check these dubs!
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>>68755693
Will this sex scandal actually affect rato?
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posting my animated gif from last night...
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So let's see if I've got this right:

>Trump hires Katrina Pierson as his comm director, knowing she had an affair with Cruz and was willing to go public at some point in the future
>Trump waits 4 months and endures a number of losses to Cruz
>Trump bides his time and waits until the entire GOPe coalesces around Cruz
>Trump waits until Cruz or a Cruz-affiliated Super PAC uses Melania's past too woo over the hyper-religious (pretty much an inevitability)
>Trump goes into hiding for a week
>Trump meekly attacks Heidi on twitter
>Heidi is forced to make a public appearance
>Cruz is forced to strongly defend his wife in public
>Trump drops the A-bomb at this point, destroying Cruz's evangelical credentials, his family-values traditionalism (and his family lmao), and takes not only the GOPe with him, but also the supposed "ideological conservatives" like National Review

If he does drop the bomb then I can say with certainty that he is the smartest politician of the past 50 years
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>>68755693
No. It's a flimsy story that won't gain traction even if it's true. Drumpfkins need to accept that Cruz will either block Drumpf or win.
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>>68755771

Ask him if he's hiding anything too
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You guys are so fucking sad and pathetic

Once again you no-life losers show how much of a hypocrites you guys are. Trump cheated his wives numerous times, he doesn't give a fuck about who he bones.
This is all fine and dandy, it's not my problem and good luck for him.
But why doesn't Ted Cruz get a free pass just like the bigoted neo-nazi you guys worship?

It's okay for Drumpf to be a degenerate, why hold Ted Cruz to a higher standard than your precious savior?

The mainstream media already knows this and they will not even bother. If poor Ted's sex life should be a presidential debate, then I'm afraid Drumpf is in an even worse position.
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>>68755638
did shaprio quit Bre because they sold the info to the tabloid and their trump plot failed?

it was his duty to protect cruz at all costs
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>>68755771
Just say "Pls Ben. Don't go down with (or on) Ted."
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>>68755771
I approve.
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#CruzSexScandal died!!!

>#CruzScandal

MAKE IT TREND
>MAKE IT TREND
MAKE IT TREND
>MAKE IT TREND
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My main issue with Ted Cruz is that he calls himself a Christian, then he holds the bible up with one hand, sets it down and then he lies and lies and lies. Very sad!
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>>68755771
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>>68755771
(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)
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>>68755791
Cruz BTFO
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>>68755771
(You)
(You)
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>>68755858

That's essentially what it says. It worded it autistically on purpose.
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>>68755857
I think Shapiro quite Breitbart because he's an opportunist. He's been making a lot of appearances on Fox News, I think he's looking to upgrade. But it was clearly a poor decision.
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>>68755914

I
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>>68755497
this presidential race is now boring, all the happenings are boring.

feels like its pointless to follow what happens until June, until then there wont by any happenings, meh the ride is over for now.
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>>68755854
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So we have Lyin' Ted and Cheatin' Donald in the one party. Sorry guys but I think it's time to Feel the Bern!
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>>68755914
Then go for it famalam.
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>>68755911
Repeating digits confirms!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Meme magic at play.
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>>68755871
my god no philpo
the next tag is #tedscruz
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>>68755791
If it's true... It will destroy him. All the Super Christian shit he says will automatically shatter his reputation with the people that back him. His supporters aren't loyal either. They are remenants of yeb, ruboto, and forina
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>>68755497
when's the next primary
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Does anyone have any links for a decent news show? I normally am at work today so I don't know what to watch.
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>>68755854
Well, Trump isn't acting like the second coming of Christ and being revered by crazy mormons
Cruz is
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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WHAT'S THE NEW HASHTAG
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>>68755854

>trump did X and he did Y
>you are hypocrites

also people don't care
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BEN SHAPIRO BTFO

(pls like and re-tweet thx senpai xxx)

https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/713352207345782784
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>>68755955
No its Lyin' Cheatin' Ted
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>>68756034
#cruzscandal
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>>68755638

what happened to her feet? fail to meet her rubber quota?
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>>68755871
THIS

NEW HASHTAG IS SIMPLY #CruzScandal

#CruzScandal
Repeat
#CruzScandal

Fire it up again
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>>68755854
Trump didn't try pandering to the evangelical vote like Cruz did. Cruz literally demonized Trump for not being "godly" or "`christian" enough.
Cruz was running on the christian vote, yet he's going to lie and explicitly cheat on his wife with 5 other women? He basically fooled the evangelicals into voting for him, whereas Trump was honest about his past and he has been honest about his downfalls.
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>>68756003
updated with link to police report online
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>>68756034
#tedscruz

was set hours ago, search and see
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>>68755854
Shhhhh child:) we get it you're mad:)
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>>68755955
>Cheatin' Donald
Trying too hard, ladd
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>>68756003
>>68755791
Not if the MSM hides it.
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>>68756039
wow.

you really.

showed him.

fambly.
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>>68756025
Wisconsin on April 5th
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TAKE ME IN TENDER WOMAN
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>>68756066
Man that is an obscure reference.
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>>68756061
>>68756072

#TEDSCRUZ WAS SET HOURS AGO
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Man the anti Trump shilling is just nuts
>not a real man
>muh waifu
>tiny orange penis
>being mean to womyn should be a hate crime

Also I was looking at Twitter and what's the deal with Adam Baldwin and his goobergate gang posting so much about Trump? Has he been that butthurt for long? Not surprising from le ethics cucks
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>>68756039
Oh hey I follow you.

Great new vid btw
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>>68755693
Do I have what it takes to be an Artist of the Deal?
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I was all for Donald Trump and I even wanted to Make America Great Again. But after finding out Trump divorced his wife just to marry some slav slut 30 years younger than him, I know #CruiseForCruz
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>>68756072
or #TedScruz

Use both

Use both
#TedScruz
and
#CruzScandal
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>>68756082
>Implying Katrina would fuck Cruz

Confirmed fake and gay
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>>68756072
>>68756136
which one is trending higher? lets do whatever is higher?
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>>68755911
9/11 get confirms
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make #cruzscandal trend! we should be proud /pol/, we did a really fucking good job on #cruzsexscandal, let's do the same now
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>>68755796

Absolute genius madman
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>>68755955

Winners don't vote for Bernie
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>>68756132
TAKE ME IN FOR HEAVENS SAKE
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>>68756132

TAKE ME IN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE
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>>68756082
Hahaha
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>>68755693
WELS Wisconsinfag here. I know it's a roll but here's my 2 cents.
WI is *heavily* evangelical and this could hopefully change the mind of a lot of people if word gets out.
The fact that there are still a couple of weeks for this to get out there will help.
I'll be doing my part at least. I've been trying to convince my family but it's been tough. At least none of them will likely vote in the primaries.
>tfw my brother supports Trump but turns 17 in March so he can't
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Whats the quote the Trump Gen OP used to have about Cruz?

>Ted "puts the bible up then down" Cruz

Something like that
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>>68756082

So now we know why Carly endorsed Teddy, she's been promised something in return for not revealing anything
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>>68756239
That's a cute snek.
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somebodys doing the raping!
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>>68756188
I'm just using both in every tweet
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>>68756263
do you even watch any of the rallies?
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>>68756098
They only can hide so much.... But anything wouldn't surprise me really
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>>68756263
holds the bible high and lies?
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>>68755854
Because ted thinks he is anointed. Glenn Beck even quoted Mormon prophesy
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>>68756188
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>>68756276
half a million isnt bad for hush money
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>>68756277
She's pretty good
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>>68756191
Ted is done. He will not recover.
From now on Trump will get even more momentum.

Great job /pol/acks. Praise Kek! Give him our meme magic.
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>>68756136
#TedScrews
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>>68756263
HE HOLDS THAT BIBLE HIGH
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>>68756342
ok so were goin with #TEDSCRUZ ???
are we unleashing it? gibbe green light!
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alright help which is it, tedscruz or cruzscandal
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>>68756392
And he fucks it behind his wife's back
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>>68756277
It will bite you anyway. Don't take her in.
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>>68756392
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN....
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>>68755792
sexy
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>>68756188
Reddit has been using #CruzScandal
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>>68756392
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND LIES
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>>68756432
Use both if you can but primarily use #TedScruz

apparently it was decided hours ago so go with it
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my wife just told me she thinks we should get separated 30 minutes ago and left the house and now I've opened up the Trump thread on 4chan. fuck you all.
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>>68756464
is there anyway to tell which is trending higher?
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We can always rally to have Jeb become the nominee and restore sanity to the election process.

This is just getting to dirty for me. If this turns out to be untrue. (which all parties involved will say its not true) You will effectively be scuttling Donalds campaign.
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>>68756095
Maybe the snivelling coward should have tried hard when it came to staying loyal to his family.

Just a thought.
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>>68756291
Still can't believe that was real.

Laughing so hard to the memory of it.
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>>68756519
Welp, rip half of your shit anon.

>>68756512
I want to know what I should shill on reddit.
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>>68756519
Call a lawyer immediately

Freeze her out of your accounts

then Make America Great Again
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>>68756528

Jeb! being the nominee would be only other nominee I would accept.

His autism would give my channel a second life when I start the "You Can't Ebb the Jeb!" series.
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>>68756519
LULWUT
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I SAVED YOU CRIED THAT WOMAN! AND YOU BIT ME! BUT WHY?
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>>68756519
you obviously haven't been on /pol/ long enough to know marriage is a nono
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>>68756291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>>68756291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
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#CruzScandal
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>>68756629
YOU KNOW YOUR BITE IS POISONOUS

AND NOW I'LL SURELY DIE!
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>>68755796
He drops it when its far too late in the race for anyone to take Cruz's place
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>>68756629
Lol my poor, poor punctuation.

Trump 2016
Make dumb asses like me smart again!
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>>68756134
Not around here really, Loppin' Leopold is kind of a meme
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>>68756458
AND LIIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSS (WITH OTHER WOMEN)
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>>68756519
you consummated marriage in the wrong country
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If Cruz kills himself... Should we be proud or should we take it as a necessary casualty for the GOD EMPEROR?
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>>68756519
You better call those lawyers, anon. Ask the Hulkster for his.
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>>68756566
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My main issue with Ted Cruz is that he calls himself a Christian, then he holds the bible up high with one hand, sets it down and then he lies and lies and lies. Sad but true!
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>>68754653
>>68756453
>>68749896
>>68754075
Shitposting and shilling is off the charts
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>>68756694
This is hilarious. kek
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>>68756763
I've posted on /pol/ going on 4 years and seen it come up once.
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Salon have published and article on the scandal:

http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
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#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
>#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
>#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
>#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
>#CruzScandal is the one that has more traction
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>>68756694
its beautiful!!!!!!!!!!
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>>68756865
>Of course, the source of these allegations would be enough to convince most political commentators to bite their tongues, but Twitter is full of political commentators for whom the description “most” simply isn’t apropos, so not surprisingly, its denizens became hilariously apoplectic:
I don't think I've ever read a salon sentence I enjoyed as much as this one.
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>>68756865
>mongering
>stop caring about things I don't care about
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>>68756865
>http://www.salon.com/2016/03/25/twitter_just_lost_its_god_damned_mind_over_ted_cruzsexscandal_mongering/
>Not posting an archive link to obvious click bait
Achmed, plz kill yourself
http://archive.is/8a7yB
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#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf
#snivellingcowardDrumpf
>#snivellingcowardDrumpf

Let's get it trending Cruz bros!
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>>68756694
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>>68756833
It's to be expected whenever something this big comes up.

You should have seen /pol/ when we were finding out about the Clinton emails.

And unless something happens to Hillary before the general we're going to see shilling the likes we've never seen before.
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>>68756991
>>68756865
You should really change your IP if you're going to shitpost like this.
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>>68755758
reminder to trademark your memes kids
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>>68755497
Pieced together.
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>>68756694
That was fucking magic.
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all those retarded christians get taken by a slimeball every time.

wingnuts cannot judge character
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look who noticed
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>>68756519
Convert to islam and beat her silly, it's your right as a muslim.
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The establishment spends hundreds of millions on attack ads on Trump, but who is still number one? Sad!
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This is defamation. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I advise you top now before we are forced to act. We are currently monitoring twitter accounts and are accessing your location via your ISP.

I repeat: This is defamation. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I advise you top now before we are forced to act. We are currently monitoring twitter accounts and are accessing your location via your ISP.

This is defamation. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I advise you top now before we are forced to act. We are currently monitoring twitter accounts and are accessing your location via your ISP.This is defamation. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I advise you top now before we are forced to act. We are currently monitoring twitter accounts and are accessing your location via your ISP.

I repeat:
This is defamation. You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I advise you top now before we are forced to act. We are currently monitoring twitter accounts and are accessing your location via your ISP.
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>>68756836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lGH_DvtBEM
>>68756882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lGH_DvtBEM

Have another one, if you haven't seen it yet.
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>>68756848
It was big on /int/ for awhile, I don't know how often I've seen it on /pol/ but probably more times than a Belgian Congolese could count on both hands
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>>68757083
I wonder if thise guys know about their shirts, lel

this one is much better
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>>68757117
In Trumps defense his marriages took hits from working far too much and why would you not get a a babe.
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>>68757167
You're a goddamn savage. I post on kc /int/ not 4chan's and I don't think it's talked about there. Too few african posters.
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>>68756991
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>>68755497
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/

guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
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>Trump drops the bomb today
>Easter Friday
>God is on everyones' minds

PLEASE TRUMP PLEEEEEEEASE
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>>68757137

/thread

People are too stupid to realize this. It's going to get them in some serious trouble.

It happened before! Be careful!
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>>68757117
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>>68757153
so high energy!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
HE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS

http://www.wsj.com/articles/ted-cruz-gains-in-louisiana-after-loss-there-to-donald-trump-1458861959
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>>68757137
>top now
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>>68757117

>it's real
>he's still a salty kike
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>>68757137
>>68757242
Come and get me bad boy
>>
>>68757117
>>68757259

As will everyone else

This is the problem with being a family-values evangelical politician: you have to be spotless
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>>68757230
>not including one of the best in your image
>including some broad with a counterfeit hat
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>>68757137
>>68757242

Nice copypasta. This just proves how Canadians can never compete with Australian shitposting.
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>>68757117
it be funny if it comes out that he molests his daughter too
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>>68757295

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
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>>68757259
come home, nascent jewboi :(
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>>68757137
we dont care about your shitting canadian law
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>>68757137
>>68757242

samefag meme for extra (yous)
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Is this good enough?
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>>68757242
we can see your ID you fucking retard
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>>68757242
Trump hasn't tweeted for 15hrs.
Something huge will come out!

Brace yourselves dear anons. Bantz and stumpings will be GREAT.
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>>68757100
Some people only vote based on a couple key issues, you can't blame them.

That said this kind of thing will definitely change people's minds about how God-fearing Cruz is, and that shit has real effects.

>This is the problem with being a family-values evangelical politician: you have to be spotless
Exactly.

>>68757137
look who showed up
>>68757242
kek
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>>68757117
I mean, he's a salty kike, but he isn't that wrong. Melania is way hotter than his other wives.
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>>68757328
And nobody's perfect

Ted took the Christian thing too far (if it turns out to be true, let's still wait even though I'm 99% sure)
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>>68757295
he's pretending he had no prior knowledge, and leaving that job had nothing to do with the info being sold on
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>>68757137
>>68757242

Shut the fuck up leaf
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>>68757117
>>68757259
I mean at least he's consistent.
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>>68756967
In this instance, we need to click. Clicks drive story development now.

If Salon gets hits from this, other outlets will publish Cruz sex stories.
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>>68757363
god i would ravage smugette so hard
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>>68757434
>>68757435
what
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>>68757429

The Katrina thing is almost certainly true, not sure about the other women though

The Heidi police report thing is enough to make anyone suspicious though
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>>68757137
>>68757242
ET FOLIUM STUPRI
T

F
O
L
I
U
M

S
T
U
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>>68757534
police report?
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>>68755693
Will Cruz drop out before June?
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>>68757117

>Shapiro thinking he can worm his way out of this

HE'S the fucker who kept the story covered up at Breitbart. Now he's all "lel if tis true I'll do the right thing! But Drumpfy still sux XD XD XD"

What a shitfuck
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>>68757400
checked and keked good job on the image anon
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The MSM and crazy megyn kelly plan to attack Trump for months. His solution? Just a cell phone and a twitter account. Watch!
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somebody contact reddit outpost to trend #CruzScandal and #TedScruz - 7k people there now
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Did anyone realize how brilliant it is that Trump threatened to go after Heidi, got Cruz to say "nobody messes with my wife" or some variation thereof, and now this is coming out? I just realized how perfect this shit is.

>>68757632
He's not gonna support Trump. He's too "true conservative" (globalist).
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>>68757259
And Ben's added to my list of unsupportable commentators for intentionally killing the story before Super Tuesday.
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>>68755792
Who are those two chicks?
>>
>>68757603

see:

>>68756082

Bottom left corner, but ignore the pedophile bit
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Wait I've been with my family all good friday, whats this cruz thing?
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>>68757659
but-but Cruz is the one who left Heidi alone so he could get caught having cheaTED and now he is busTED
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>>68757530
the fake hit piece on trump
concealing the scandal since febuary

he left because
1. scandal info was sold
2. fake trump bruise assault exposed

failed miserably at earning shekles from soros
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>>68757363

That's not her. One has a tattoo on her left side, the other on her right side.
>>
>>68755693
Will the scandal bring down Cruz?
>>
if all these news reporters knew and covered it up
so a hypocrite could still win the election
how slimy are they?
>>
MSM outlets, Breitbart included, still don't have anything published on the scandal, or even on the twitter trend. Wary reporters!

>>68757747
She trusTED a bit too much.
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>>68757659

It's fucking flawless timing.

At first I was seriously wondering how the fuck Lyin' Ted thought he could get away with this, but then I remembered his batshit crazy dad and the idea that Cruz is some anointed one that will rule over lesser beings. The slimy rat literally thought he was semi-divine and could do whatever he wanted.
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>>68757780
it MSM reports it - then it will
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>>68757759
More wondering why the posts were deleted but thanks for the info bro
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>>68757813

>dishonest media
>lyin' Ted

DONALD'S TELLING US TO CONNECT THE DOTS
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>Keep having Trump call Cruz a 'nervous wreck' in my videos
>Refuse to stop meming this despite Trump dropping the meme (I think he has).
>The #CruzSexScandal comes out
>Mfw I realize why Cruz was so nervous.

This entire election cycle has worked out so well for my series. What a goddamn payoff for the Cruz saga.
>>
Meanwhile, in Ben "the salty kike" Shapiro's new hovel...

http://www.dailywire.com/news/4396/responding-alt-right-are-they-bigots-or-just-ben-shapiro#pq=heC5Ml
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>>68755693
Will Heidi pull a Phil Hartman?
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My main issue with Ted Cruz is that he calls himself a Christian, then he holds the bible up high with one hand, sets it down and then he lies and lies and lies. Sad but true!
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>>68757813
thats a good'un have a MAGA
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>>68757117
Three marriages isn't even that many. But melania is worth it desu
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>>68757400
Could the black dress woman be Fields ?
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>>68757883
Absolutely based. Thanks for all your hard work!
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>>68757913

He's gone full SJW
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>my friend tweets this today
Is this kek at work?
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>>68757883
HOLY SHIT your new video is out!
Checking your precious work.
>>
>>68756519
Serves you right for lyin' around, Lyin' Ted.
>>
>>68755497
What's going to happen if Trump wins the popular vote, but doesn't get the electoral votes?
>>
>>68757913

>As someone who despises political correctness with the fiery hatred of a thousand suns, I find this problematic
>problematic
>a thousand suns

How did this guy ever get as far as he did?
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>>68757883
Keep on keeping on! Just caught up with them since I haven't been on here for a while.

Kinda sucks I missed the Florida win and Rubio's dropping out though
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>>68755771
You?
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>>68757883
plz more, your doing gods work!!!
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>>68757778
>I dont know what happens when you take a picture of a mirror
stay retarded anon
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evidence that Cruz is a cheater:
>

So why is everyone reacting like this? It's a good thing don't get me wrong, but I just don't understand why
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>>68758022
>What's going to happen if Trump wins the popular vote, but doesn't get the electoral votes?

he won't be president and nothing of substance will happen.

how young are you?
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>>68757944
Thanks friend.

>>68757988
>>68758081
That sentence is so fucking telling, you know that? He's using their language. And that sentence is the equivalent of "I support the first amendment, BUT" that the SJWs (not to mention Muslims) LOVE to use
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>>68757883
You're doing great man.
Keep up the awesome videos.
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs&ab_channel=AmyAdams
>>
There's hardly any rallies, debates, or town halls anymore. What has Trump been doing on his days off?
>>
>>68757974
yeah when your a billionaire your almost living in a different world
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>>68757778
>mirrors
>merely pretending
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>>68758149
It doesn't matter if he is or not. People are dumb enough to believe it, and that hurts him. That's what matters.
>>
>>68758149
It has the potential to crumble his evangelical voting base, which really cares about this sort of thing.
>>
>>68755693
Will Trump be the next president of the USA?
>>
>>68758217

It's tactical: the media are crack-whores for Trump, so when he drops the affair bomb it'll be huge
>>
>>68758169
he hasnt said anything in 15 hours its worrying me
he's never gone this long without needing to shitpost
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>>68758290
S-sorry, Mr. Trump, that was indeed a stupid question.
>>
>>68758021
Lyin' Ted
Tried to get some head
While his wife was still bed

He took the chance
He made the deal
Now he sees his scars are real

He tried it once
He did it twice
And all the lights are all too bright

Lyin' Ted
He was a pest
But he tried to stump The Trump
Now he joins the rest
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Lyin' Ted holds the bible up high, calls himself a strong conservative and then time after time, gives into his lust. Very weak!
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>Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 15h
>Trump hasn't posted in 15 hours

What is he doing !?
>>
>>68758371
Waiting to pounce.
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>>68758290
You got your answer champ
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>>68757883
No quickscope on BLITZER?!?! WHYYY??

>it needs more quickscopes
>>
>>68758313
>he hasnt said anything in 15 hours its worrying me
>he's never gone this long without needing to shitpost

he's carried the torch this far. he's letting /pol/ carry it across the finish line.
>>
>>68758356
>bottom right
That thing is horrifying, I don't know why though.
>>
>>68758371
timing is everything
>>
>>68758371
Planning. And probably spending time with his family.

Maybe Ivanka popped out the babby.
>>
>>68757384

My god.... Look at how he controls everything around him, even dominates that talk-lady before an interview.

Sincerely Don.
>>
I've noticed that Trump generals are slow now, while activity on r/The_Donald has been steady

We need a happening to liven things up tbqh
>>
>>68758371
Spilling hid the beans all over Ted's wife.
>>
AROUND TED STAY OUT OF THE BED!
>>
>>68758371

Making a deal
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>>68758529
we're split up right now working on the cruz twitter check those threads as well
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>>68758472
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>>68758529
we have a happening

there are now two generals, trump general and cruz sex scandal general
>>
I want to buy a MAGA hat.

Black and White or White and Gold?
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>>68757117
Shapiro pretending he didn't know
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>>68758371
MAGA is now mandatory
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>>68758719
kek, thanks.
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>>68758653
>>
KATRINA WILL BE ON MSNBC AFTER THE BREAK

REPEAT, KATRINA WILL BE ON MSNBC AFTER THE BREAK

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>
>>68758653
That's a tough decision, both will be the "rare" versions of MAGA hat in the future

Only go with White and Gold if you can really pull it off
>>
>>68757117
Literally cannot take his mind off Trump.
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>>68758653
Red.

If not red then the White and Gold is definitely baller
>>
>>68758217
He's finally realised that he can't win just by rambling on about a wall and chanting USA to a bunch of hillbillies. He's in hiding because everyone has figured him out, hence his drop in the polls. He has no idea what to do to turn it around.
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Holy crap the Chinese trump guy on pixiv has been busy
>>
TRUMPS CAMPAIGN SPOKESPERSON ON MSNBC IN 2 MINUTES

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
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>>68758808
It's what I do
>>
>>68758617
There's a StaaaarMAAAAAAN waiting in the sky
>>
>>68758846
>http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
this better be real
>>
>>68758653
White and gold only if you can pull it off.

Black and white can go with anything.
>>
so the sex scandal was the big breitbart story but it go squashed for some reason?
>>
KATRINA ON NOW

KATRINA ON NOW

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/

KATRINA ON NOW

KATRINA ON NOW
>>
THE PINK DRESS

WEW YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
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http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/

KATRINA IS ON

http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
>>
DROP THE BOMB KATRINA

DROP IT

PLEASE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>68759010
>some reason

It got squashed because Shapiro was still an editor at Breitbart and blocked the story because he's in Cruz's pocket
>>
>>68757883
What's the name of the music that plays during the Brussels' part of the video?
>>
look it up online

"sniveling coward dot com"
>>
holy shit snivelingcoward.com
>>
snivelingcoward.com redirects to trumps twitter...
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KATRINA ON MSNBC

HOLY SHIT

ITS HAPPENING!
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Go Katrina!!!
>>
Is she gonna do it?
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>>68759137
Pic related is proof

This is the guy who had the story but couldn't run with it because of Shapiro

By "scooped" he means National Enquirer took his story
>>
SPILL THE BEANS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
RIP RIP RIP
>RIP RIP RIP
RIP RIP RIP

It's not happening guys
>>
>SPILL THE BEANS!!

>SPILL THE BEANS!!

>SPILL THE BEANS!!
>>
>>68759176
>#tedcruzsexscadal
>>
Katrina at the end of the interview --

>btw fambly, i did fuck cruz.

it would be glorious.
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SAY YOU FUCKED HIM GOD DAMN IT
>>
looks like cruzscandal wont be discussed
>>
AND NOTHING

WELP

maybe next week
>>
SHE DIDNT SAY IT
>DIDNT HAPPEN
>>
>didn't deliver

how disappointing
>>
>>68759324
>SAY YOU FUCKED HIM GOD DAMN IT

it's called "the high ground".

let cruz destroy himself.
>>
It's not time yet

If you can read body language it's obvious she knows about it
>>
that's it - now i'm a #CruzMissile
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>>68758846
>>68758901
>>68759060
>>68759088
>ITS FUCKING NOTHING
>>
>>68759324
>>68759384
well lets be honest lads
would you tell the entire country that you fucked with ted cruz?
>>
>>68759430

she looked so smug.

she knows.
>>
>>68759149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WEaGSSd58
>>
>>68759362
>>68759363
>>68759384

she wasn't going to lower her level.

I think its great.

People will find out by themselves.
>>
>>68759449

good point.
>>
>>68759449
i was disappointed with MSNBC for not asking
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LADS

Wait for Lyin' Ted to deny it first, it'll hurt him more when people start to come out to say he's nothing but a filthy, disgusting canadian sex hound.
>>
>>68759465
Yeah, this is just the kind of story that needs time to gestate

Katrina is a smart cookie
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If even his own wife can't trust lyin' Ted, then how can the American people? Sad but true!
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>>68759527
>>68759465
>>68759430

check her twitter likes
she knew about it hours ago
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Of course she isn't the one who is going to say it. Trump is waiting for the MSM to report it before blowing off the lid. That way Katrina can claim victim hood. If she went first it would delegitimize the scandal since she supports Trump. Be patient.
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>>68758556
>Suddenly all news stories stop, Twitter stops trending the hashtag, everything about the scandal erased
>Cruz makes a hasty statement saying he's dropping out and will be endorsing Don

Even the smartest only thought Trump was a chessmaster. The truth is, there was never any game from the start.
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No tweets from Trump for 15 HOURS

15 HOURS
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>>68755854
>why doesn't Ted Cruz get a free pass

because he wasn't on tv for 10 years with a trademarked catch phrase

you have to have the goods in modern politics
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>>68756735
>>68755796
There's always Kasic-pfthahahaha!

Trump is a mastermind. The GOP establishment backed Jeb, and Trump annihilated him to the point where he was a punchline. They wanted to back Rubio, but his insult comedy career never took off. Now they're backing Cruz, but his baggage comes back to haunt him.

The GOP establishment set up a very delicate house of cards to try to get their way, and Trump blew it all down like the big bad wolf.
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>>68759560
>If even his own wife can't trust lyin' Ted, then how can the American people? Sad but true!

is writing in trump-speak the latest meme? it should be!

(i'm not good at it.)
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>>68759522
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>>68759692
You can't do it without watching rallies and reading twitter. Put in the effort!
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>>68759560
Trump's brilliance is that he's lived an honest life, for better or worse.

You won't find skeletons in his closet because they've already been taken out and dusted off and inspected by the public for the better part of 30 years.

And even prior to that he was still on message.

This is a point I often hammer home when trying to bring people over to Trump's side. You can trust a man with no filter to always say what he means, and that's more than you'll get from Lying Rats like Ted Cruz.

t. a Texan who watched Cruz rise to the senate and never trusted him from day one
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So the MSM decides to have 'journalistic integrity' as long as the story isn't about Trump? Shameful.
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>>68759692
Anons can't even write in Trumpspeak; Still want to support me. Pathetic!
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They've known about Cruz' little problem since before the 15th. Their deck of cards is falling down, and their final ace in the hole had shit all over it.
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>>68759692

Look, something I think is really important when you want to talk like Trump - and we all know Trump means quality, right? We know that. Okay, okay. No no let's be modest for the media, OK?

>a protester boos

Yes? Oh hello darling. No she's got a weak voice, don't hurt her. I can't even hear her. Really weak voice. That must be one of Bernie's people. Yeah, get her out please.

So Carl Icahn endorsed me...
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>>68757411
>Some people only vote based on a couple key issues

most people do, like the constitution

let's see who is the more constitutional candidate in the General?

last name starts with T

MAGA
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>>68759634
How deep does this go

What if the apprentice and all the media appearances

What if the plan from the very start was to setup this campaign?
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>>68759784

Trump used to pay a camera man to follow him around NYC constantly so that he would never be accused of physically or sexually assaulting someone
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Need a new thread boys.
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Low-energy Jeb's endorsement of lyin' Ted proves one thing - misery loves company. Very sad!
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>>68760280
Reads just like a true Trump tweet

10/10
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NEW THREAD??!!!?
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>>68760068
You basically have to do this nowadays since more and more people are hungry for a lawsuit.
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>>68760280
>posting the inferior sister
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>>68755497
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fely6gd2Q-k
>There is no racism in America
I get where Milo is coming from on some of these issues, but that's absolute garbage. Every German, probably foreigners in general, who spent some time in the southern US growing up dealt with near-constant, earnest hate speech both in and out of school.
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>>68760956
You can't be racist against white people Hans :^)
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>>68759474
Name your 3 most favorite civs, anon!
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>>68760956
There's a difference between xenophobia and racism.
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Anyone got that delegate copypasta that explains how trump is going to win and very easily?
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Wait, I'm making one.
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Here's how the CruzSexScandal plays out:
>News breaks on National Enquirer
>Trump supporters examine article and identify multiple (alleged) mistresses
>People discover #TheThing and identify it with Cruz Sex Scandal
>Rumors circulate on Twitter as the identities of the other (alleged) mistresses
>Cruz ignores it or denies it, claiming National Enquirer is a tabloid
>Trump alludes to it, but otherwise ignores it until moment of maximum importance
>When most valuable, Trump calls a press conference
>Katrina (maybe others) step forward and accuse Cruz of requesting sexual favors for political support
>Cruz support crumbles

All the puzzle pieces are fitting together. This also explains why Heidi Cruz was suicidal in 2005.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406108/Danger-cop-thought-Ted-Cruz-s-wife-sitting-expressway-head-hands-10-years-ago.html
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>>68761395
>>68761395

Sorry if you don't like the image, had to choose one small.
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>>68759972
But for evangelicals key issues are things like gay marriage/abortion which Ted's been emphasizing more.

Granted it's not as important as other stuff but that's what they want (as well as a 'God-fearing' man in the White House)
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