Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
>>68730818
figgy?
>>68730818
>>68730818
>>68730818
LIVE STREAMING INFO AND CHAT FOR THIS SCANDAL
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
THAT FEEL WHEN KINSEY LIKES ONE OF YOUR CRUZSEXSCANDAL TWEETS
>>68730818
I'm sorry, but where is your evidence? As far as I'm concerned, Cruz is a devoted Christian and a strong family man. He spent 6 MONTHS IN PRAYER before deciding to run for president. This is all a disgusting campaign to smear a truly decent man.
I just hope Drudge picks this up I want to see that spinning siren MAGA
>>68730818
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbyWobwiDU
>>68730921
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
2 is a teacher from Austin
3 is a $1000/night hooker from the DC area
>>68730818
The absolute best part of all this is that today is Good Friday and Easter is in just a couple days
Does Cruz's cult even observe Easter?
>>68730976
Fuck off, Rato
>5
How did Tay know about the magic number? Was she a prophet sent by the lord kek?Was she trying to tell us something more, and they took her away before she could get the message out?
They can't hide now. The truth is out.
#perverTED
#busTED
>this whole scandal
>>68730685
>implying R. Budd Dwyer like press conference isn't the best outcome
TRUMP TEAM, UNITE UP!
>>68731035
I'm convinced that something very spooky is going on. Meme Magic is destroying the universe.
>>68731010
>THREAD THEME
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
>>68731016
Everything I've said is true, unlike the smears and lies coming from your side.
>>68730818
I think the biggest part of this story given what we know so far is the $500,000 donation from Cruz's Super PAC to Fiorina's Super PAC. Sarah Flores worked (or still works?) for Fiorina and her presidential campaign. I'm willing to bet Fiorina found out about Cruz's affair with Flores and extorted Cruz out of his Super PAC's money.
Someone needs to run with this.
Someone post the deceitful face & cheating husband drawings pls
LADS THIS HAS TO HAVE BEEN RIGHT AFTER THEY DID THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
JUST IN TIME FOR EASTER!!!!!!!!!
First for my gf Kinsey.
>>68731073
lmao
>>68731131
>Massachusetts bro
mah nigga
>>68731131
WE WUZ MEMES N SHEIIIIIIT
Everyone is on Twitter shilling aren't they, that's why these threads are slowing down
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
I LOVE YOU /POL/
>>68731102
We're not destroying the universe. We're Making it Great Again.
CRASHING THIS ELECTION
WITH
NO
SURIVORS
>>68731185
just in time for
>good friday
I want Trump to get elected just so I can see the look on Ben Shapiro's face.
>>68731073
Mmm hmm it's allllll coming together
It's good Friday too. Bad day to be a hypocrite.
>>68731204
Also because it's the middle of the night
NUMBER 2, BOYS!
What is MindOfMine?
I guess this means its over for Cruz? I mean you can't trust a guy that can't keep his 3 inch dick in his pants to run the country. That would be ridiculous.
>>68731235
i stopped keeping track when the pope gave pedicures to terrorists
Ted Cruz wanted to get a big handout lobbied for teachers as a stimulus back in 2009. Wonder why.
>>68731196
where you at famalam? /508/ here
Lmao my shitposting on Leddit got stickied
EVEN THE AUTIST LEDDITORS ARE BEING AWOKEN
>>68730818
yesyesyes
Guys, are we the new globalists?
>>68731266
Old trend. It's time for it to die off
I mean
IT'S
CURRENT
YEAR
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
Read up fuckbags. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. I'll have no slackjawed post-2011 reddit kuk memekiddies on my Ops.
HE KNEW
He died on Friday, just like Jesus.
Is he going to rise again on Sunday?
>>68731073
She went too far with that last line. Oopsy.
just mocked this up in photoshop, plz retweet this shocking sex scandal.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/382580427132649472&ved=0ahUKEwi8w8i-oNvLAhXGej4KHQYXCqoQFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGTAt49QVz3hsCgtMZmDsrwiIXXHg&sig2=KvpOJGTFRDxYlQrKEf80WQ
>>68730818
Thanks, I'm out also.
What a night!
NUMBER 2 WITH MORE THAN 100K TWEETS
WE'VE DONE IT LADS, WE'VE SUNK THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN.
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68731247
He will just spend 4 years reporting on stupid little things hoping to ruin the 2nd term for him.
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/WOPl6QmkE1I
>>68731280
Yes
Cruz is done here.
Horny failed Senator Ted Cruz has been spurting his rodent semen all over town. You really want him to be doing that in the white house? Sad!
One hashtag is only allowed to trend for i think 6-8 hours? Need a backup hashtag ready to go tomorrow morning.
>>68731297
/617/ nigga. I honestly need to move out of Boston though. Way too fucking liberal
PRESS F TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS TO RATOS CAMPAIGN
posting in an epic thread
>>68731155
why would a bird fuck a bee?
>>68731098
UNIIIITE MERCHANT
>>68730818
Is repeating the hashtags with the same profile adding to the trend-counter, or do they count only as one? I don't understand this algorhythm, but if repeating this counts, I'll spam the shit out of this.
>>68731309
You're just as autistic as they are as well, so don't kid yourself.
>being so desperate for memes you take the fucking National Enquirer seriously
jesus christ, guys
>>68730818
REMINDER THAT BEN SHAPIRO KNEW ALL ALONG AND PREVENTED BREITBART TO SPREAD THIS STORY
NEVER TRUST A KIKE
PS: POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>68731073
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
what are yall gonna do when you wake up tomorrow and nobody on MSM is talking about this. your twitter trend is your only weapon and it's already peaked
and they won't, because it's garbage beneath even cable news networks standards
I still can't beleive my beloved Katrina fucked the goddamn Rat...
Shit man, she could could have fucked ANYONE but Ted. Even if Jeb or Bernie cranked off a nut I'd be fine...but imagining TED FUCKING CRUZ busting on her beautiful face...
IT'S TOO MUCH
So this is the truth Donald was talking about?
>>68731328
Better us than them
>>68731346
Trump added Wisconsin today as this was breaking
He fucking knew all along
GET IT TO #1
>>68731383
Bad move to make claims like that, could be taken as libel. Trump knows this and is keeping quiet for very obvious reasons. He is letting other people get interested in this and letting them do the work.
>>68731346
>>68731346
OUR PROPHET NIMBLY NAVIGATES WHILE CRUZ TAKES PART IN RAMPANT DEGENERACY!
>>68731424
Do you feel in charge?
>tfw we're going to do even more memeing against Hillary
>>68731439
Yes. He put that comparison of wives out so everyone will feel sorry for Heidi Cruz and think Ted is a monster.
Posting this satirical article will only harm the reputation of Trump and his supporters.
Every time you post a National Enquirer article, a normie turns against Trump.
To a normie only credible MSM sites are acceptable.
Normies know that the National Enquirer is operated by the same party behind the onion.
Congratulations on eliminating the normie vote, idiots.
Most of those who are pushing the tabloid article are actually Bernie and Hillary shills aiming to take more normie votes away from Trump.
How fucking idiotic can one support base be?
/pol/ is literally no better than sjws trying to ruin somebody's life based on pure speculation.
You bash on sjws but how is this behavior any better than what sjws do?
Think about it.
Don't be a neosjw, /pol/
>>68731035
> HOLY S H I T
>>68731155
What did she mean by this?
>>68731416
True senpai, but atleast im directly my sperging into Meme Magic :^)
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
h-have we become the jew?
>>68731346
Wait, why would taking a break mean he knew? So he could call in to every news network?
Maybe to relax because he knew it was sealed?
You know they fucked
>>68731280
>I guess this means its over for Cruz?
20 years ago it would mean that. But we live in such a degenerate, decayed world that you cannot be certain of it now.
Even for an evangelical candidate. They have fallen far too.
>>68731424
They hire professional private investigators, my dad is a retired PI and has worked for them and other magazines such as Globe.
Is Trump actually Mr. House?
>>68731398
>media in the tank for trump
>because twitter doesn't censor people talking about something
it shouldn't surprise me how delusional these people are, but it always does.
>>68731428
Can we meme him into losing his job over this?
>>68731414
Just retweet, follow, and reply to people with the hashtag. Say shit that sounds kind of normie but identifies you as one of us.
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky
Use similar shit to this.
>>68731487
Cruz, go to sleep
NUMBER ONE NOW
100K+ TWEETS
>>68731523
We wanted to be the Jew all along.
>>68731346
why would he need to plan a 10-day break?
how would that help him amongst the fire rising?
>>68731487
oh look, an idiot shill
Normies love, love, love sex scandals
>>68731438
>Jeb busting a nut in katrina
Please clap
You guys sure are desperate to make Cruz look bad.
Scared he might blow your precious Drumpf out of the water?
>>68731523
in order to defeat the jew, we must become the jew
Kek >We've ruined the political careers of Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, and now Ted Cruz. Hillary is going to be a fucking cakewalk.
>>68731073
How did he do it, /pol/? How did he get her to switch sides?
Is there nothing the God Emperor can't do?
>>68731328
But we actually care about the future of humanity
>>68731487
That's why I'm a #CruzMissile
>>68731484
I think the picture was meant to say 'I have a hot wife who I don't need to cheat on, but look at Ted's...'
>>68730818
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_eZ7-D9u2w
>>68731430
She got hit with a Cruzmissile.
>>68731482
oh lawd i can't wait
>>68731530
what a hairline
>Cruz's campaign dies on the same day as Jesus
FUCKING POTTERY
>>68731520
#mindofmind is still beating it for me
>>68731346
GOD DAMN TRUMP IS outmaneuvering THE ENTIRE GLOBAL SHILL COMPLEX
MADMAN!!!!!!
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>>68731523
The Jew is so aboveground, anon. So last paradigm.
We've been waiting for a long time for this.
>>68731035
What the fuck man
There is no evidence. You may as well stop wasting your time on these shenanigans, Cruz wont fall for you lies
>>68731383
That could be libel brother.
/pol/ literally just ruined a man's entire fucking political career.
Holy fuck. How could reddit and Bernie even compete? No wonder why he is losing! Sad!
>>68731482
Source tho
>>68731605
kek
>>68731362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZbZBAQDNE
>>68731357
lol. Where does ted being a pedo come into this?
>>68730999
he knows
>>68731656
>leaf
>>68731357
SAVED I AM SPREADING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW..
MEME THIS SHIT /pol/
GET TO THE MEME STATIONS!!!!!
>>68731035
We knew about this since last month, there was just no proof. This time we shitposted without proof until real proof appeared out of thin air.
>>68731453
This
He brought Heidi into the national conversation yesterday so that when the story broke it would be as devastating as possible for them after going on long tour on every news network claiming their marriage is secure
Trump is the master baiter
anyone have a good pic of the NE cover photos of them?
>>68731634
added wisconsin to what?
Number one trend !
>>68731346
No shit, Katrina Pierson probably broke it to him a long time ago.
>>68731482
The memes are all already out there. We just have to make them look like shitty Facebook memes that adults and kids will read
>>68731428
with jews and cruz, you lose
>>68731570
Separate himself from the madness and let his beloved Internet people do the dirty work
Out of respect of Katrina he probably doesn't want to say anything directly
>>68731661
WE'RE GONNA LET IT GET TO #1 WORLDWIDE
AND WE'RE
>GONNA
>DO
>IT
>LEGALLY
>>68731505
*I'm stealing /pol/ memes so that I can get showered with self esteem boosting points from other spineless cucks that need the same validation as me
FTFY
>>68731661
>right next to #goodfriday
>>68731661
Can you believe it?
No, think of it
So 1237 delegates are pretty much a lock with this El Rato scandal right?
>>68731388
Revert to #CruzScandal. It willbe more sfw, too
>>68730921
>>68730818
Anons, anyone else getting dejavu?
>>68731554
He quit his job at Breitbart a couple of weeks ago....
Goddamn, the remaining primaries sure are going to be boring.
Might as well end the current season here and do a timeskip when the show resumes.
You fuckers have really done it now.
Ted Cruz is the only true conservative in the race and you idiots had the AUDACITY to push these fake allegations on him.
We'll see how this turns out for Trump. You better stop this while you still can. First he attacks Ted's wife like the woman hating bigot he is, and now his supporters push a FALSE sex scandal.
Absolutely desperate and despicable. Trump is finished.
>>68731523
Art of the Deal
>>68730818
Trump is going all out. Dude is a troll.
Top kek
>>68731752
Yeah, pretty much.
>>68730921
that third woman is 100% a hooker/escort
only escorts take pictures like that
>>68731752
no, Kasich will surge to take the nomination
>>68731752
It was even if this never broke, but yeah, it's sailing time.
>>68731247
he will just go back to israel
hes probably been planning it for a while
>>68731523
I think at this point we've become more powerful than the Jew.
>>68731752
Why do foreigners care so much about our elections?
The brunette from Austin is not who works with him on Linked in.
>>68731736
>>68731745
>>68731751
Here's the story okay, here's the story.
Bernie literally has his work cut out for him, Hillary's closet is wide open, you could see the skeletons from across the room, but he doesn't attack, why doesn't he attack?
I'm still looking for the missing girls
>>68731530
>mfw
>she uses her womanly foresight to realize Trump would run for president
>hits on Ted Cruz
>gets him into the sack
>they bang a few times
>she taken in where she learns the inside plays of Ted
>makes massive notes
>bails
>joins Trump in an effort to wreck Teds political career
>>68731346
goddammit he really is playing chess while everyone is doing checkers
>>68731529
For a media blackout on him, now everyone will focus on cruz and his scandal
>>68731741
Eh chill out, he's helping project our power
That faggot subreddit is one reason we're trending on twitter
>>68731786
Go to bed, ted
Praise kek, god of chaos, chaos through order, order through chaos.
What is thy bidding master?
>Soros's face right now
INTERNET PEOPLE
>all of this is happening on my birthday
best present ever desu
>>68730921
Alright I'm thinking #2 has ben messed with a little it the way #4 was.
Look how the yellow background doesn't quite look right.
Look for the pose and hair people - thats the key.
>>68731530
I'd have to say I would too
>>68731346
he told cruz to back off or he would spill the beans
cruz pointed at a live camera and called him a coward
the beans
have been spilled
S P I L L E D
P
I
L
L
E
D
>>68731669
Access to teacher means potential access to kids to diddle.
The teacher probably won't out herself but the hooker might. Though she may die once this story starts picking up further.
>>68730818
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68731776
OH GOD NONONONONNONONONONOONONO
OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
SEND TO JIM SEND TO JIM SEND TO JIM
>mfw /pol/ is becoming the most important force in the world
>>68731832
Because Bernie is the controlled opposition.
>>68731523
TO DEFEAT THE JEW YOU MUST BECOME THE JEW
WE ILLUMINATI NOW
>>68731035
If the prostitute is a Tranny i'm out. That would be proof we are messing with Demons.
>>68731786
FUCK conservatism.
We need nationalism.
>>68731799
Sarcasm? That's mathematically impossible
>>68731865
happy heppenings anon!!
>>68730818
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw
>yfw Christian households across the nation are going to mention Cruz's sex scandal and how they are now supporting Trump
>during Easter dinner.
>>68731776
was goobergate the warm up?
Ted Cruz in the morning:
>Leave it to #TrumpFanboys to smear me and my wife in a sex scandal. Pathetic, @realdonaldtrump
How do we counter?
>>68731530
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
KATRINA WAS MY CRUSH
FUCK GUYS I HATE THIS SO MUCH
awww yeah
>>68731735
This
Boss is on break. Boss needs work done. We suit up, go to work. Work gets done. Boss comes back happy.
Semper Meme, Pepe Green OOURAOORAOORA
Is there an actual sex scandal or is this just some bullshit?
DO WE LOVE OUR SHITPOSTERS?
>>68731812
our elections affect them
>>68731661
Many careers have fallen this cycle. No one stands between the god emperor and destiny.
things change so fast here is new version....
>>68731073
>>68731430
She used to be his consultant.
Since when the National Enquirer have been this credible??!!
>>68731262
And eu is just waking up
>>68731949
WE HAVE THE BEST SHITPOSTERS
>>68731776
No, because no one give a shit about gaming """journalism"""
>>68731328
Well, we aren't endorsing Globalism, so...
>>68731346
UNSTOPPABLE
>>68731855
>Redditor detected
And no, most of the ground work and distribution is done from here
Having it all end like this doesnt feel satisfying
I wanted Trump to outmaneuver Cruz with politician like precision
Instead we get this
Theres no honour in any of this
its like winning by default
Wisconsin is locked in for Cruz
Walker will back him too
>>68731943
He was a little off but Trump has his reasons for delaying.
>>68731786
>First he attacks Ted's wife like the woman hating bigot he is, and now his supporters push a FALSE sex scandal.
You don't understand, thumbdick. /pol/ actually helped uncover a lot of this before the MSM has even touched it. Wait until others start taking a look and verifying before you get so mad. Don't you think Cruz would be suing them if it was completely untrue? Cruz would certainly have an iron clad case...if it were untrue.
>>68731907
YES
BERNIE VS TRUMP, TRUMP WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CALL HIM A COMMUNIST FUCKING FOREVER
TAKE DOWN HILLARY NEXT
BERNIE WON'T DO IT SO WE HAVE TO
GUYS, QUICK! THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED EVERYWHERE!
I CAN PICK THEM UP BUT I CAN ONLY PICK UP ONE BEAN FOR EVERY (YOU) I GET
>>68731939
F I V E
I
V
E
>>68731786
Conservatism is dead. Nationalism is back.
>>68731885
Fuck lol. My fellow burgers lose their shit whenever they can see ANY connection to pedo criminals... RIP CRUZ2016
>>68731523
The Old Guard have foolishly put themselves in plain sight.
Nobody, NOBODY knew about Soros and the globalist Jew until only a month ago. Now that the plane is crashing, they're carelessly throwing everything they can out to try and stop Trump, but now they've been exposed.
We're the new Illuminati, but we use our newfound powers for Good, not for Jew.
>>68731993
kek
Cruz will drop out of the race within a couple days. Might even resign from the Senate.
LINDSEY GRAHAM? DEAD
JEB BUSH? DEAD
MARCO RUBIO? DEAD
TED CRUZ? ON SUICIDE WATCH
BURY RATO IN THE FUCKING GROUND
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
HIS CAMPAIGN IS OVER
HIS LIFE IS OVER
HIS CAREER IS OVER
RATO IN THE FUCKING GROUND
>>68731530
which is odd because she could do so much better
power is one helluva drug
>>68731936
>TRUMP FUCKING TIMED THIS RIGHT BEFORE A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY
TOP
KEK
>>68731832
>Here's the story okay, here's the story.
Taking cues from the best I see
Holy fuck is this legit?!
>>68731786
muh true conservative
>>68732011
nice dubs
>>68731865
>being born
>on this day
>>68731990
winning is winning
>>68732051
she was a trump plant
>>68731965
I really want to fuck squid girl/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATkXKpAZrY
>>68731937
>the autistic codebreakers went from being told to take down a feminist, to now taking down a presidential candidate
>>68730870
M E M E
A
G
I
C
REDDIT FOUND HER.
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>>68731965
John Edwards and Tiger Woods.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer#John_Edwards_story
>>68731990
This is 100% pure uncut politics.
>>68731990
>leaf
>>68732073
Yes. We've known about the Hurricane Katrina affair for weeks but the others were not.
>>68731865
>what a time to celebrate a birthday.
It won't get better than this anon, happy birthday.
>>68731907
holy shit the face on that cross-eyed liberal is hilarious.
>>68731482
L-lewd
>>68730818
can you please start linking in the old thread when you make a new one dipshit
>>68732073
looks like it
>>68731812
Because we rule them.
>>68732118
KEK
>yfw you find out that today is good Friday
>>68731722
No one here knows
>>68732118
You got my hopes up :(
>>68731812
We're the world super power, our culture is basically adopted everywhere, and everything we do has an impact on them as well.
We'd be paying attention to the elections in Brazil or wherever else if they were the world superpower, etc
Also, this current election is fucking intense and entertaining as hell, so of course tons of people are going to watch it
>>68731956
I still can't believe how we found Sarah.
Is there someone on here taking a mental note of all the fucking dresses or the way a woman's hair falls? I mean how? HOW!?
>>68732118
Not them
>>68732119
I'M SO SCARRRRRREEEEEEDDDDDDDD
>>68731865
More like best good Friday ever.
>>68732112
This book. Holy fuck shit.
>>68732118
They photoshopped Ivanka into it...
That's clearly not the right pic
>>68731428
Never trust a jew
>>68731990
Formalities don't matter when the fate of western civilization is at stake
>>68732135
True
>>68732073
Breit Bart had info on it for 2 months. A Wash Post reporter tweeted that many reporters new, but due to courtesy, nevee said anything, himself included. The evidence is a bit shakey, but it'll solidify, although it doesnt need to. 40% of burgers deny evolution. We dont need evidence. The evangelicals and the rest of Cruz's base will hop on the Trumo Train faster than you can say "where is the evidence?"
>>68731990
>not loving when christfags are burned by righteous fire for adultery
>a fucking leaf
>>68731956
Stop with the dumb shit about pedos and stuff. We have enough real information.
>>68732182
I figured it out
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
HE UPDATED HIS SCHEDULE
HOLY SHIT IS IT REALLY HAPPENING???
>>68731035
wew lads thats spooky
>>68732130
2 out of HOW MANY JUNK STORIES?!
>>68732112
Comparison image with Cruz WHEN?
>>68731990
The battle against clinton will be one of the toughest my leaf friend. We need all the High Energy we can muster
>>68730818
>>68730818
>>68730818
LIVE CHAT AND INFO STREAM FOR THIS SCANDAL
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
CAN'T
IT WAS SINCE FUCKING AUGUT 2015
http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
AHHHHHH
>>68731132
Devout christians fiddle children.
Why not destroy the lives of innocent women
>>68731941
I'll be she straddled that rat dick nice and good. Probably fugged him bareback too.
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
"DON'T BE SHY"
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
>/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
NEXT THREAD WHEN???
Trump had to have known about this for some time.
He has been drilling the line, "Lyin' Ted" and "Holds the Bible up and then he lies."
>>68731345
>http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
Just read the whole thing, great read anon
>we have sucessfuly weaponized memes before the government could catch on
>mfw
Why is it always a leaf? Is it the same leaf? Some of them seem like based dudes.
>>68732304
KEK
>>68732207
The blurred faces is the best part. It generates a lot of hype and amateur sleuthing to keep the story going! Who will be revealed next!
>>68732277
YUP THIS ACTUALLY SEEMS LEGIT
someone please post me the proofs. i need ammunition
>>68730967
better than the time Milo liked one of mine
>>68731523
You must play the game in order to win.
>>68731990
This is cutthroat politics at its finest. No wonder you guys are ruled by a muslim appeasing fag.
>>68730818
>National Enquirer
>BREAKING NEWS
>TED CRUZ INVOLVED IN SEX SCANDAL WITH BAT BOY DURING 3 STATE POLICE CHASE
>HOW YOU CAN TELL IF YOUR STEPDAD IS REPTILIAN
Guys, I hope you're fucking archiving all of these threads, because we're never going to see shit like this ever again.
This is literally fucking history in the fucking making.
Cherish every fucking moment of this.
10 years from now CNN will be doing a documentary on this shit.
Save these threads so you could cherish the memories.
Wew lads.
People are going to be talking about this election for fucking decades.
\
>>68732348
You dont need any. Burgers dont want any.
>mfw meme magic was foretold by this movie
The mechanics and the logistic is the same. If enough people believe in it, and enough meme power/autism is collected; things are meme'd into existance
Will Glen Beck commit seppuku after this?
>>68731669
They are all pedos
>>68732325
We are witnessing a political genius working. He's not a politician, but he is by far the most effective campaigner I've ever seen.
>>68732174
TED LIED, JESUS DIED
>>68731776
the stars are aligning, the king has returned and is ascending to his throne
>>68732388
i need them dubsfag
>>68732310
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE PRESIDENTIAL GRAVE SITE OF RAMPANT FORNICATION
DEAD CAMPAIGNS WILL BE BURIED HERE BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "SHALLOW GRAVE RATO" TO THIS POST
>>68731990
>I wanted Trump to outmaneuver Cruz with politician like precision
That's what he did, leaf. Now he can finesse Hillary into a woodchipper from a position of strength, and then get down to the serious business of making america great again
>>68732118
It's not funny anymore
Did /pol/ force Breitbart to speak up or something? WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>68732396
fuck, i forgot about that
cruz confirmed pedo
>>68732287
You thinking of Weekly World News
>>68732016
LETS GO!!!
The teacher will be almost impossible to find. She never worked for Cruz, she was just a teacher during a certain time frame where thousands of others were teachers. The escort provides more hope, but again there are many escorts in the DC area.
Both pictures won't show up on reverse image search because they are cropped. You would either have to recognize them (like with the 3 others) or search through every name for the right person.
However, these pictures are on the internet somewhere.
>>68731990
Maple Nigger, Trump literally has nothing to do with this. Calm your fucking tits of integrity. A tabloid who has ruined the careers of other prominent people did this. Nothing more nothing less.
>>68732381
I have saved every meme for months. I will save this hard drive for ever.
>>68732426
The best part is that he's using the skills he's learned in the celebrity world AND the business world in fucking politics.
And politicians don't have a single clue how either of those work. He's their literal fucking nightmare.
HE IS THE WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR.
What's a good soundtrack for killing a man's career?
>>68732448
the beans
they've been spilled
>>68732305
THE IRONY
>http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
>A Cruz aide assured HOH that nary a soul in that office is surreptitiously on the prowl. - See more at: http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/#sthash.tKeS0O2S.dpuf
Is there something I'm missing here? /pol/ generating fake sex scandal rumors against rato? Or is there any legitimacy here?
>>68732325
It's the perfect storm. It's beautiful.
>>68732448
http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/20/anonymous-threatens-to-expose-ted-cruz-for-leading-double-life-with-prostitutes-video/
http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/20/anonymous-threatens-to-expose-ted-cruz-for-leading-double-life-with-prostitutes-video/
http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/03/20/anonymous-threatens-to-expose-ted-cruz-for-leading-double-life-with-prostitutes-video/
>>68732381
>tfw you read history books about ted cruz being BTFO, all while knowing you helped cause it by shitposting on /pol/
I cannot fucking wait. MAGA
>>68732475
>Both pictures won't show up on reverse image search because they are cropped. You would either have to recognize them (like with the 3 others) or search through every name for the right person.
Though Ted lobbied for government handouts to be given to teachers once.
>>68732207
Think about how many times you've seen "hey I recognize that gay blow job/bulge " threads here.
>>68732377
>batboy
That's from Weekly World News you fuck. NE is a respected scientific journal.
This version, BEST!
>>68732503
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>68732503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tgYr03o3dE
>>68732503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4
Controlling the world feels fucking good.
r/conservative is in complete denial right now
>>68732381
I feel you senpai.
It's literally one of the funniest things ever. We'll be seeing in our grandkids AP US History textbooks 40 years from now chapters about how /pol/ got Trump into the White House.
The world is a beautiful place
>>68732377
It was the national enquirer that broke the John Edwards sex scandal in 2008. Destroying his chances for high office.
>>68732381
/pol/ posting memes after a newspaper published a story is not documentary worthy, im sorryl
>>68732470
>>68732470
>>68732470
New Thread
>>68732615
BYE JAMAL
>>68732503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m0merNMnog
>>68732515
national enquirer generated them (by the pulitzer winning guy that also caught john edwards) but other journalists are backing them up
someone give me a nice playlist to enjoy while i watch rato's campaign die
>>68732615
A lot of people were spamming twitter and it caused the hashtag to spread
>>68732525
>tfw when your wife's son gets a degree in meme magic
>>68732325
Thing is, why didn't Ted drop out? He's got to have realized at some point, that Trump knew, well that everybody knew, why didn't he drop out?
>>68731148
dubs says carly is the hooker
PRAISE KEK
>>68732261
M A G A
A
G
A
>>68732520
GOD I HATE THOSE ATTENTION WHORES
>>68732119
Did Katrina join forces with trump before or after this was said?
>>68731208
NEVER FORGET THE BEEP BEEP JEEP
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8Uav-uULE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8Uav-uULE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8Uav-uULE
This is the GOAT election.
>>68732678
I'm just chilling and listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPrd8FoClAA
>>68732725
He never had a chance why is he still in the race? Why is Kasich still in the race what are they thinking?
>>68730818
>Wake up
>see this
Today is a great day
>>68732207
Would tineye work for shit like this ?
>>68731882
OOPS THERE GOES THE BEANS
You are no better than the sjws you idiots bash on here.
/pol/ needs to dye their hair purple.
You should feel ashamed of yourself.
Please don't call into radio shows to share this info. That includes coast to coast am.
Grow up.
>>68732801
what was this about again?
thank you, /pol/, for making this the greatest election of all time.
>>68732612
I was just thinking Cruz had those eyes the Japanese think will mean misfortune in life but couldn't remember the name. You pulled my ass out of the fire on this one bud.
>>68732503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0
>>68731482
This turns me on, punish me, I am a degenerate
>>68732475
Where's /b/ and their photoshop skills? They use similar blurring techniques to trade CP with each other, then solve the blurring 'puzzle' to fap all night long.
>>68731990
>I wanted Trump to outmaneuver Cruz with politician like precision
Are you kidding? That's exactly what he did here,
Trump PLANNED for Cruz to be his final opponent for the nomination. Why? Because this attack doesn't just knock out Cruz, but it also heavily damages Clinton.
>>68731936
>During Easter
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
so many dank memes, magics and happenings lately. its like christmas
>enquirer
>credible
>Industry insiders tell us Trump is “very close” with David Pecker, head of The National Enquirer and CEO and chairman of American Media, which means the outlet is unlikely to dig too deeply into his personal life as he campaigns.
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/donald-trump-tabloid-won-enquire-dee-article-1.2327968?cid=bitly
>>68732250
>A Wash Post reporter tweeted that many reporters new, but due to courtesy, nevee said anything
More like, "we need to have this huge scandal in our back pocket in case Cruz wins the nomination, thereby guaranteeing Hillary a win."
i can't wait until cruz confesses and all the cocksuckers defending cruz eat shit
>>68732426
This. Fucking this.
>>68732903
>implying Trump knew none of this
>setup so media can't call him out on it
>outjewed the jews
>outcruzed the cruz
this genius is a madman
>>68732615
Who do you think identified them and spread it on Twitter?
>>68732862
"""True""" conservatives BTFO
Whether this is the truth or not, if this works do any of you realize what this means? Basically, if enough people believe something it becomes the truth so to speak. This means that /pol/ will have officially become a stomping grounds for people's opinion to sway any election or major decision of that same magnitude in whatever direction we see fit. While that sounds good and all, eventually either people will stop listening to us here, or 4chan as a whole gets shut down.
Speaking as an oldfag, this is fucking amazing to watch. When moot started this whole thing, all we wanted to talk about originally was anime.
It's amazing how things have changed
Theres a Caroline Sweet, thats in Austin, pretty high up now, even met with Obongo
ted cruz sleeping on the couch, or with hookers?
hiedi and the kids sleeping in goldman sachs resort?
>>68731713
what if, its the memes that control us not the other way around? are we slaves to KEK will?
Seems like most days everyone is scattered but when we all find a common enemy /pol is fucking ruthless
I cant wait to see the damage we can inflict upon hillary
>>68731990
Cruz Stepped on a Landmine.
It's unexpected- couldn't maneuver
out of something that he didn't see
coming until it was too late. . .
>>68733116
We running this shit now.
Meanwhile, Reddit are phonebanking for Bernie. Kek.
>>68732869
Thank the Don.
>>68731936
Holy fucking shit.
Has anyone tweeted their condolences to mrs. Cruz?
What was Ted doing today. How could he bite the bait so bad
>>68731786
>First he attacks Ted's wife like the woman
ummmm, no
FIRST the friendly PAC attacked Trump's wife.
So, if this is real, Teddie's getting what he deserves.
>>68733211
Not really. the_donald has taken over.
>>68732849
Shit, has that one been laying dormant all these months?
Guy this isn't even real. Stop falling for /x/ tier memes.
>>68732291
Tomorrow.
There will be a photo of Ted Cruz
that will work perfectly.
Call Richard Hoagland show and expose Ted if you get through...
Phone: (505) 796-8802
Skype: enterprisemission
>>68733435
>Stop falling for /x/ tier memes.
We're not falling for it, we're creating it.
>>68731669
Devout Christian
>>68731035
>Tay knew all along
THIS IS WHY THEY KILLED HER
>>68733297
This, if you hate reddit, just join up for that dub reddit and upvote/shit post, it's getting heaps of people to follow the don, and spreading the red pill.
>>68732847
Nope
Only autism
Concentrated weapons grade autism
>>68731990
That's what Trump wanted, but Cruz made it personal by bringing their wives into it. Trump's willing to have a competition based on merits, but his opposition are insecure enough to resort to these kinds of tactics. Therefore it is incumbent on Trump to remind these pieces of trash who they are in fact dealing with.
>>68731993
There's nearly two weeks for this story to fester. Cruz will be lucky if he's still a candidate after tomorrow.
ITS HAPPENING
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713264749731971073
WE'RE IN THE MAINSTREAM NOW
>>68734644
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Have we started the fire, /pol/?
>>68734904
You realize Bane loses in that movie right?
![vT96NFi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DfLztDh.png "vT96NFi[1]")
![trump-smiles[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tuavYdc.jpg "trump-smiles[1]")
