Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
HAPPENING!!
Ben Shapiro is a hypocritical lying manipulative kike
H-have we started the fire?
how do we know if its trending worldwide or usa?
TRUMP WHAT A SLY MOTHERFUCKER, HE KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME
Here's an escort from Austin who goes by Lolipop
KINSEY CONFIRMED FOR SAVAGE
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
>#NoTedInBed
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_nk0L-cF4
POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
>POL IS CONFIRMED TO BE MEMETIC GESTAPO
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BRILLIANT
I'M HONESTLY SCARED /POL/
IS TRUMP GOD? IS HE THE AVATAR SENT TO TAKE US OUT OF THE KALI YUGA?
>>68729452
ITS OVER TED
>Katrina Pierson - Trump Spokeswoman, ran for Congress (32 district) in 2014 in Texas and was endorsed by Ted Cruz. When Cruz won in 2012, she was on stage with him during his speech. @KatrinaPierson
>?
>?
>Sara Isgur Flores - Deputy Campaign Manager for Carly Fiorena, Legal Advisor for Mitt Romney's Official Super PAC, worked as political director for Ted Cruz's PAC, Texans for Ted Cruz. @whignewtons
>Amanda Carpenter - Was on staff with Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'. @amandacarpenter
My guess: Nobody cares
Anyone who supports Cruz won't care about this
Trump loves his internet people <3
>>68729534
THE FIRE RISES
So will Trump fire Katrina over this? Did she offer herself as a martyr from the very beginning?
>>68729534
the fire rises!
I love when happenings happen.
This is /pol/ at its best.
![7688499870_37667c8f68_z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dPF44sv.jpg "7688499870_37667c8f68_z[1].jpg")
So how long until it's revealed that Michelle Fields is one of the five girls?
>>68729534
YES
THE FIRE RISES
Katrina locked her Instagram!!!! HAPPENING!!!!
>>68729482
I cant wait for tomorrow morning with the Don tweeting.
Allum got scooped
>>68729452
God will forgive you my son.
But your ass belongs to Trump.
THANK YOU BASED LORD KEK
>tfw Kinsey is my gf
FAKE AND GAY
>>68729522
Checked for truth.
>>68729452
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT!!!!!!!!
MORMONS BTFO!!!!!!!!
is this Trump's "beans" or is there still more to come????
THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
>THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
>THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
>THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
>THE HASHTAG IS FROZEN FOR NON TWITTER USERS.
>>68729534
We just poured a barrel of octane into it
>Rato attacks Melania on being a model
>Trump hits back by calling his wife an ugly slag
>Threatens to bring up dirt if he continues like a rat
>Rato calls Trump a gutter politician for going after his wife
>BUT THEN RATO WAS CHEATING ALL ALONG
This prez. race has been the greatest shit EVER. You can literally not make this up.
what a night
TWEET TO NERO!
I'm so fucking happy, /pol/
This is the greatest.
>>68729534
Yes, brother, this fire rises
>mfw /pol/ is the new Woodward and Bernstein
AWOOVEMENT
BEN "SUPPRESSED THE STORY" SHAPIRO'S TWITTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
WE WORLDWIDE NOW
>>68729452
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
aww conservative pundit likes us
I don't feel like wading through a ton of shit
I have been drowning in pussy and need a sitrept
Anything juicy/credible?
>>68729582
ayy lmao
are you out of your fucking mind?
>>68729592
If you think he didn't know about this and Katrina, you're a fool.
He'll "forgive" her and move on. This makes him look 100% for women.
>>68729545
You can change the trend location
It's trending both nationally and world wide
How can this election season keep topping itself over and over?
>>68729452
Is Ben still working at Breitbart? I thought he stepped down.
LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP OH LOLLI LOLLI LOLLI LOLLIPOP!!!!
I have never shilled this hard on twitter in my life. Or for anything for that matter.
posting in an epic thread
>>68729567
I'm guessing the hooker lives in Wash DC
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/141545899386/sleeper-persuasion-with-a-trigger
Lyin' Ted trap card was just triggered
>>68729582
WRONG
this isn't latin america where you expect your politicians to have mistresses.
>>68729592
Trump will defend her, talk about her qualifications and how much respect he has for her which will win over women.
>>68729452
GUYS GUYS
Hold fire on Shapiro for now. For all we know this was part of the plan. If the story came out in Feb, Lyin' Ted would have been out and Rubio would still be in, and the establishment would have been firmly behind him.
Rato is down but not out. Needs mainstream coverage to pick it up. Focus all firepower on Rato first.
>>68729633
you shut your filthy dirty lying whore mouth right now
>MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
>MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
>MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
>MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
MILO JUST RETWEETED THIS FROM ME! HE KNOWS!!!!
>>68729452
REMINDER THAT THIS KIKE SHAPIRO KNEW THIS SHIT ALL ALONG AND PREVENTED BREITBART FROM PUBLISHING THIS STORY
FUCK SHAPIRO!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
Oooooo baby get comfy boys
>>68729567
>listening to nigger women that are possibly making shit up
I'd suggest looking for the teacher.
>>68729567
we gotta confirm
>>68729582
Cruz's whole shtick has been shitting on Trump for his values
this is gonna blow up right in his ugly rat face
>>68729567
Gee, who could be lurking behind that door?
i cant believe this was kept a secret for this long. it seems a lot of people knew what ted was up to
>>68729675
Source/links that Ben suppressed this?
All I know he's a Trump-hating kike
>>68729700
If they care about anything, they would have stopped supporting him the moment they learned he's married into Goldman Sachs
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/07/31/why-did-a-ted-cruz-super-pac-donate-to-carly-fiorina/?postshare=9641458877974512&tid=ss_tw-bottom
Why did Ted Cruz's SuperPAC give Carly Fiorina's SuperPAC $500k? Because #3 worked there. Hush money.
>>68729553
LYIN' TED
>President Ted Cruz: Sex God
Next can't stump the Trump: volume 23
2+3=5
I'm scared
>>68729723
the story was ready to be published in early February and got shut down by him
>>68729534
THE FIRE RISES
>See article about Emory students getting triggered
>Lol hard, get the idea to do the same at my college
>In an hour or less my friend and I are going out to write "TRUMP 2016" and tape Trump maymays to University buildings
Both of us aren't students there so we don't have shit to fear. And I have the edge of not being white, so I'm not detectable and can't really be accused.
>>68729748
Bill Clinton?
Anyone know this bitch?
FUCK IM SO TIRED ITS 7:30 AM BUT I WANNA FOLLOW THIS SO FUCKING BAD
trending worldwide niggers
>>68729567
Well he does like them young....
>>68729452
Can someone plz fid the tranny, aka lollipop? That will end not only Cruz's presidential run bu his senate seat.
>>68729609
oy vey
THIS ELECTION
>>68729614
Sleep tight sweet god-emperor, your Internet people are watching over you.
LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP
OH LOL LOL LOLLI LOLLI
LOLLIPOP
DUN DUN DUN DUN
>>68729653
fucking KEK
>>68729567
the hooker lives in DC
>>68729750
Wow, you're right. And here I thought it couldn't get any better for Trump
>>68729592
Trump = Bane
Katrina = Wreckage Brother
She played her part.
>>68729582
People voting for Cruz are lovely hard right evangelicals, christians and """true conservatives""". They like Cruz for his supposed integrity.
Many will abandon him after this.
>>68729723
He was the Editor when LibertarianBlue originally had the story (nearly 2mo ago). He resigned in disgrace after the Michelle Fields incident.
>>68729600
she looks late 30s to 40s going by the wrinkles near her neckline
I'm on the verge of passing out this shit is too good.
Trump will be elected in 2016, but only if you post "Make America Great Again, My Masters!"
Lord Kek looks upon you with favor.
>>68729757
H-HOLY SHIT!!!!
>>68729647
Trump is a fucking God
Some Questions
>Diamond and Silk. WHO ARE THEY REALLY? How do they know this lollipop tranny?
>Could the teacher be a religious teacher?
>>68729818
Nigger if trump gets to the general that will blow up straight in hillarys face.
We have become the Illuminati
We are the force in the shadows making decisions changing the world.
We have used our meme power to change an election, what else can we change?
Where were you when the Rat went tumblin' down /pol/?
>>68729684
He definitely browses here.
>>68729789
they're christfags, not actual conservatives. they only like cruz because trump's a meanie and cruz goes to church
>>68729603
I would hate fuck her until my dick was raw desu senpai
#2 and #3 both worked for Cruz's campaign according to the article.
Looking for prostitutes right now is not helping find the source pictures.
>>68729795
Sorry, #4 worked there.
>>68729757
What a time to be alive
>>68729820
KFOX 10 live streamer. She a qt
>>68729759
fucking jews
>Trump says he wants to take a vacation to see Barron
>Leaves a week without rallies
>Goes home to kick back and relax, but not before planting a "spill the beans" threat to provoke investigation
>Cruz disappears before Trump comes back onto the campaign trail
>Trump made sure Cruz got enough delegates to push other candidates out of the race and deny Kasich any chance after Utah
>He's running unopposed
/pol/ is so retarded, you are killing a great and young politician that shares your views...
just because he isn't Trump? Trump will be dead in 10 years... and what will you have?
>>68729592
Didn't this all occur long before Katrina started working for Trump? It's not really any of Trump's business who she fucked in 2012.
>>68729452
TFW when you made it trend national
>goodjob pol
>>68729647
>>68729906
reported
>>68729582
kek keep shilling you nigger
>>68729609
>She is taking one for the team
F for Respect
F
So, tl;dr fucking nothing is confirmed and you are just trying to ruin someone's life again...
Which in this case will obviously backfire.
>>68729653
18th post best post
>>68729759
The kikiest kike who ever kiked
>>68729582
>be evangelical
>don't care that your standard bearer is a literal paragon of sin
I understand it's the current year, but purity tests like this are still all the rage.
>>68729906
fucking why
>>68729757
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68729877
I'm not even sure if The Don is behind this or we're playing with KeK now
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/03/07/ted-cruz-has-a-favorite-my-little-pony-character/
this is the story that replaced the cruz story,LOOK FOR CLUES
>>68729534
and dumped the whole barrel of beans into it
>>68729647
I'm starting to think Trump is a literal genius.
How fucking long has he been diabolically scheming this shit? Decades?
>>68729896
We will change everything.
>>68729921
we already found all the campaign workers shill and #3 is definitely the prostitute
>>68729878
>Diamond and Silk. WHO ARE THEY REALLY? How do they know this lollipop tranny?
>implying they aren't making shit up
If the hooker is identified and not whatever they claimed to be, please turn on them.
>>68729452
Meme magic strikes again
>>68729799
I didn't think memes were supposed to get this powerful
>>68729757
OMG THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
>>68729980
Cucks not welcome
>>68729568
We need to get kinsey in a issue of maxim wearing tiny swimsuits
Thanks for making my night, /pol/. Even though all I did was printscreen.
>>68729647
Trump isn't even letting people play anymore. He's just moving the pieces himself.
This isn't even checkers to chess anymore, its a fucking massacre.
>>68729600
has anybody check LinkedIn??
I know it's a stretch, but that might be where the enquirer picked up the pic
>>68729960
good dammit i forgot to remove that file upload from my post
>>68729865
Those are stray hairs.
>>68729567
Bullshit, Ana Casparian lives in LA.
>>68729600
Ive been trying to fuck with the colours to get a reverse match but no dice so far
Do you guys think Ted's phone is blowing up right now?
Or do you think he's having restful sleep?
https://vimeo.com/160106226
Tattooed Jewess pornstar bonnie rotten walks topless in NYC
note how this video has the same music as the Rato campaign ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8
>>68729896
anything as long as we don't get cucked and stay true to our founding principles mainly racism, sexism and anti semitism the holy trinity
>>68729906
YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE
>>68730022
an anon just posted the article and #2 and #3 were BOTH described as campaign staffers.
>>68729757
LMAO, we follow each other.
>>68729949
>and what will you have?
Ivanka 2024
is it me or is #cruzsexscandal not trending anymore?
>>68729795
Try to shill this story to harder news outlets. Affairs are human interest, but this is a criminal violation of campaign finance.
>http://www.motherjones.com/about/contact
>http://www.theamericanconservative.com/contact-us/
Anyone and everyone else.
>>68729757
OOOOOHH YEEEEEEEEEEEA
GET ANN COULTER THE FUCK OUT OF BED, THIS IS
YYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEE
>>68729592
Trump may need to suspend her to get the story rolling
Or she could step down and issue a statement which gets the media digging
>>68730036
Leave my gf alone fggt. She's mine. For real.
>>68729821
I busted out the emergency espresso for an event like this
>>68729921
disinfo faggot, #3 is the hooker
>>68729452
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68729980
Lurk more, kraut.
>>68729582
you're wrong. cruz was the anti-trump's last hope. with family values crushed in a 5 layer sex scandal we're left with nothing but trump or clinton.
ted always did have a rat-like face but trump can't be trusted either. we're all fucked.
>>68729609
F
she sudokud for america
>>68729759
Fuck this kike nigger
He had a lot of potential. Sad!
Goddamn I love /pol/.
We could just focus on Cruz and ruin his political career, but that's not enough. We must also destroy Ben Shapiro's credibility.
>>68730017
He has been thinking about running for president seriously for at least 16 years. He's been carefully planning his campaign and preparing for Hillary for four. He has said before he wouldn't run unless he thought he had a serious chance at winning.
And now it's happening.
This whole thing is fake.
>>68729896
I fucking love /pol/
>>68729757
>>68729875
>>68729939
>>68729993
>>68730032
>>68730082
>>68730086
>>68730099
Not nero, sorry, just another of the copies..
>>68729592
Nope. He'll give her a second chance.
Just like the Ms America contestant that started the Rosie O'donnell shitstorm.
The entire narrative will work for him.
>>68729944
Holy shit. Trump is truly the smartest person ever.
>>68729757
This isn't showing up on Milo's twitter, nig
Not worried at all. If Benghazi can be swept under the rug then this can too.
>>68729757
It wasn't @nero though you faggot
so: trump talks some basic shit on heidi to bring cruz' marriage to the spotlight
then this drops
and everyone has now seen trump's hot ass wife which trump got to act outraged about
>>68729757
fake. not in his twitter feed
>>68729633
We need her wearing tiny things in the pages of maxim
How do we petition maxim to add kinsey swimsuit pics?
>>68729906
tender kiss and hug what a lovely snek
>You were born too late to colonize western hemisphere
>You were born too early to colonize Mars
>You were born just in time to witness a group of autists on website about Indonesian Instruction Manuals outjew the Jews.
What a time to be alive.
>>68730051
>having illegal content in your file upload
>>68730107
no she's mine.
>>68729711
Trump is making America Great Again by making the US presidential election great first.
>>68729921
>>68729452
Here's the thing. That photo of the woman showing her cleavage is clearly professionally shot. Maybe she wasn't only a call girl but a stripper too. D.C. area right?
The only thing that comes to mind is "Glamour Shot," which are usually taken when either you're well established or you're trying to get hired.
>>68730085
> motherfucker implying they're in order
>>68729653
aaaaayyyyyy
>>68729871
Make America Great Again, My Masters
>>68729582
then you don't know America you non white faggot.
>his campaign is based on his Christian values
>this is big
>teddy will apologize then resign in no less than 2 weeks
>>68730137
hi ted
The fire rises brother
It actually shouldn't surprise us Ted's been cheating, it's an arranged political marriage.
What should surprise you is Cruz knew about Katrina going to Trumps campaign, so he had to have known he could be exposed as a cheater.
Meaning he's either getting paid mucho dinero to stay in the race despite the chance of a scandal ruining his political career or he's being threatened to stay in the race, on threat of severe consequences.
I doubt all the money in the world would convince Ted to drop from politics, he's a shrewd political operator, he wants power.
He would drop from the campaign in a heart beat and pocket that campaign money if he knew Trump had knowledge of a scandal like this and just go back to the Senate and bide his time.
He's already past that point, and it's looking like some of the accusation may be true, is he being kept in the race against his will?
Like on the threat of violence?
There is no way ted could not see this shit coming. Katrina was out in the open.
>>68730145
Faggot is probably asleep
>>68729820
everybody on /pol/
A FRESH MEME 4 U
Post yfw Shapiro condemns #CruzSexScandal as another "anti Semitic alt right hoax" and puts out tweets on his TV during the podcast on Monday.
>>68730148
George Soros on Suicide watch
>>68729582
Cruz surrogates have been jabbing at Melania for weeks as if she's trashy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALErcfr7jQ0&feature=youtu.be&t=249
DO YOU, MRS RAT, TAKE THIS LOYAL RAT, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED RAT?
>>68729452
Our lord has spoken.
>>68729592
trump paid her to seduce ted. he's been working towards this presidential bid since 1984. i just hope he has irrefutable evidence to destroy hillary.
>>68730173
Nigga pls. I asked her to be my gf and she said "OK". Check twitter m8. And check yourself
REMINDER TO EVERYONE UPSET THAT THIS BROKE AT MIDNIGHT:
This is the time where Newspapers will be frantically stopping their presses to make this front page news. Don't worry in about 12 hours this is gonna get a whole world worse for Cruz.
>>68730131
I'm convinced Ben is going to commit suicide. He has undoubtedly lost about 40-50% of his base after all the bullshit he has pulled in 2016.
>>68729906
404
What was it?
Who #fornicaTED here?
>>68729637
Implyin Mormons dint vote for Cruz becase he has six wives.
>mfw a group of online autists literally helped destroy a potential presidential candidate from winning via non-stop shilling/memes
>>68730022
>>68730114
#2 is a Washington DC lawyer who worked for his Senate Campaign.
#3 is just described as a campaign staffer.
>>68730062
Google similar images shows me only niggers. What the fuck?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how comfy are you?
>>68730266
Wouldn't be surprised. Allum already talked about it, so it's just a matter of time.
>>68729688
chances were slim at first but the fire rises brother.
At this point is anything but 100% FACT CONFIRMED
>>68729949
>dead in 10 years
>implying /pol/ meme magic won't propel the God-Emp to live well into his 100's
I hate Trump, but Cruz is an actual slime shitbag. At least you know where Trump stands with his opinions.
Well never have a cycle more wild than this ever again. What a time to be alive.
>>68730017
He's been sitting on billions his entire lifetime with nothing but business ventures to spend it on. He already has his golden castle and throne and has been polishing it since the first season of The Apprentice. Now he realizes he needs subjects for his kingdom.
>>68730302
>realDanoldTrump
fuck off
>>68729977
F
nice dubs best china
>>68730062
We need somebody with a better camera to take pictures.
Ideally if somebody with a scanner scans a super high res image that would be ideal.
>>68729657
that faggot is probably asleep or getting fucked in the ass by a nigger cock
>still love that faggot though
>>68730302
who is Danold Trump?
This is some 1800s election tier shit we doing here
AMERICA IS GOING BACK TO THE GLORY DAYS
>>68729579
>Ted Cruz in 2014, currently shills for him on CNN as an 'analyst'.
did... did he fuck them all at the same time? Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Reverse Gangbanger?
>>68730275
then keeps calling Trump a vile misogynist pig
>>68730329
Underrated.
>>68729949
>and what will you have?
Trump's legacy: America made great again.
Tonight is a great night.
>>68730339
>>68730350
most entertaining presidential campaign in a LONG time
>>68729949
>shares your views
Lol, no.
>>68730315
I just hope he doesn't take anyone else out with him.
>>68730332
Fucking meme magic is a beautiful thing
Let's be honest here. Who the hell would have sex with Ted Cruz? He's so fucking greasy and ugly it's not even funny.
>>68730131
I don't really hate Ben. He seems like he wants the best for people but he thought that Cruz was the person who could honestly deliver it. Cruz himself is just an Underwood.
>>68730317
gif of a snake killing a puppy
What a week lads, happenings all around, Kek is among us
>>68730334
> implying the article matches up with the pictures
or do you think Amanda Carpenter is the fucking hooker?
>>68729921
Could this be person 2?
It a little different than what is said, but it would be cray cray if the person is still part of his staff to release obvious details
https://www.linkedin.com/in/valeah-beckwith-30b85069
>>68730233
Lord Kek has blessed you with repeating digits my friend.
>>68729452
So wtf is going on? Someone give me a compressed non-autist version.
>>68730313
>Cruz has to slowly watch the plane he is riding crash and there is nothing in his power he can do to stop it
NO SURVIVORS
>>68729623
will beck die from this?
>>68730173
Leave my gf alone. Ill unleash so much autism on you that will make the bombing of Nagasaki look like a red neck 4th of July party
>>68730410
women will do anything for money
>>68729653
lmao
>>68729653
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>68730378
/pol/ is reactionary
>>68730309
Rrrrrriiiiight
>>68730074
That videos is straight fuckin dumb
>>68729949
>and what will you have?
Memes.
>>68730346
Meme wizards will be sacrificed daily to keep Trump alive.
>>68730433
Actually he'd probably be asleep right now. He's gonna wake up to a fucking storm.
At least he'll be well rested :^)
>>68729896
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!
>>68730186
>>68730148
You don't get to 10 billion dollars by being an average joe
