Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
==================================
The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
===============================
THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
>>68730818
>>68730818
figgy?
>>68730818
>>68730818
>>68730818
LIVE STREAMING INFO AND CHAT FOR THIS SCANDAL
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
THAT FEEL WHEN KINSEY LIKES ONE OF YOUR CRUZSEXSCANDAL TWEETS
>>68730818
I'm sorry, but where is your evidence? As far as I'm concerned, Cruz is a devoted Christian and a strong family man. He spent 6 MONTHS IN PRAYER before deciding to run for president. This is all a disgusting campaign to smear a truly decent man.
I just hope Drudge picks this up I want to see that spinning siren MAGA
>>68730818
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbyWobwiDU
>>68730921
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
2 is a teacher from Austin
3 is a $1000/night hooker from the DC area
>>68730818
The absolute best part of all this is that today is Good Friday and Easter is in just a couple days
Does Cruz's cult even observe Easter?
>>68730976
Fuck off, Rato
>5
How did Tay know about the magic number? Was she a prophet sent by the lord kek?Was she trying to tell us something more, and they took her away before she could get the message out?
They can't hide now. The truth is out.
#perverTED
#busTED
>this whole scandal
>>68730685
>implying R. Budd Dwyer like press conference isn't the best outcome
TRUMP TEAM, UNITE UP!
>>68731035
I'm convinced that something very spooky is going on. Meme Magic is destroying the universe.
>>68731010
>THREAD THEME
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0
>>68731016
Everything I've said is true, unlike the smears and lies coming from your side.
>>68730818
I think the biggest part of this story given what we know so far is the $500,000 donation from Cruz's Super PAC to Fiorina's Super PAC. Sarah Flores worked (or still works?) for Fiorina and her presidential campaign. I'm willing to bet Fiorina found out about Cruz's affair with Flores and extorted Cruz out of his Super PAC's money.
Someone needs to run with this.
Someone post the deceitful face & cheating husband drawings pls
LADS THIS HAS TO HAVE BEEN RIGHT AFTER THEY DID THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
JUST IN TIME FOR EASTER!!!!!!!!!
First for my gf Kinsey.
>>68731073
lmao
>>68731131
>Massachusetts bro
mah nigga
>>68731131
WE WUZ MEMES N SHEIIIIIIT
Everyone is on Twitter shilling aren't they, that's why these threads are slowing down
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
I LOVE YOU /POL/
>>68731102
We're not destroying the universe. We're Making it Great Again.
CRASHING THIS ELECTION
WITH
NO
SURIVORS
>>68731185
just in time for
>good friday
I want Trump to get elected just so I can see the look on Ben Shapiro's face.
>>68731073
Mmm hmm it's allllll coming together
It's good Friday too. Bad day to be a hypocrite.
>>68731204
Also because it's the middle of the night
NUMBER 2, BOYS!
What is MindOfMine?
I guess this means its over for Cruz? I mean you can't trust a guy that can't keep his 3 inch dick in his pants to run the country. That would be ridiculous.
>>68731235
i stopped keeping track when the pope gave pedicures to terrorists
Ted Cruz wanted to get a big handout lobbied for teachers as a stimulus back in 2009. Wonder why.
>>68731196
where you at famalam? /508/ here
Lmao my shitposting on Leddit got stickied
EVEN THE AUTIST LEDDITORS ARE BEING AWOKEN
>>68730818
yesyesyes
Guys, are we the new globalists?
>>68731266
Old trend. It's time for it to die off
I mean
IT'S
CURRENT
YEAR
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
Read up fuckbags. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. I'll have no slackjawed post-2011 reddit kuk memekiddies on my Ops.
HE KNEW
He died on Friday, just like Jesus.
Is he going to rise again on Sunday?
>>68731073
She went too far with that last line. Oopsy.
just mocked this up in photoshop, plz retweet this shocking sex scandal.
>>68731073
>>68731155
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://twitter.com/KatrinaPierson/status/382580427132649472&ved=0ahUKEwi8w8i-oNvLAhXGej4KHQYXCqoQFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGTAt49QVz3hsCgtMZmDsrwiIXXHg&sig2=KvpOJGTFRDxYlQrKEf80WQ
>>68730818
Thanks, I'm out also.
What a night!
NUMBER 2 WITH MORE THAN 100K TWEETS
WE'VE DONE IT LADS, WE'VE SUNK THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN.
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>68731247
He will just spend 4 years reporting on stupid little things hoping to ruin the 2nd term for him.
THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/WOPl6QmkE1I
>>68731280
Yes
Cruz is done here.
Horny failed Senator Ted Cruz has been spurting his rodent semen all over town. You really want him to be doing that in the white house? Sad!
One hashtag is only allowed to trend for i think 6-8 hours? Need a backup hashtag ready to go tomorrow morning.
>>68731297
/617/ nigga. I honestly need to move out of Boston though. Way too fucking liberal
PRESS F TO PAY YOUR LAST RESPECTS TO RATOS CAMPAIGN
posting in an epic thread
>>68731155
why would a bird fuck a bee?
>>68731098
UNIIIITE MERCHANT
>>68730818
Is repeating the hashtags with the same profile adding to the trend-counter, or do they count only as one? I don't understand this algorhythm, but if repeating this counts, I'll spam the shit out of this.
>>68731309
You're just as autistic as they are as well, so don't kid yourself.
>being so desperate for memes you take the fucking National Enquirer seriously
jesus christ, guys
>>68730818
REMINDER THAT BEN SHAPIRO KNEW ALL ALONG AND PREVENTED BREITBART TO SPREAD THIS STORY
NEVER TRUST A KIKE
PS: POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>68731073
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
what are yall gonna do when you wake up tomorrow and nobody on MSM is talking about this. your twitter trend is your only weapon and it's already peaked
and they won't, because it's garbage beneath even cable news networks standards
I still can't beleive my beloved Katrina fucked the goddamn Rat...
Shit man, she could could have fucked ANYONE but Ted. Even if Jeb or Bernie cranked off a nut I'd be fine...but imagining TED FUCKING CRUZ busting on her beautiful face...
IT'S TOO MUCH
So this is the truth Donald was talking about?
>>68731328
Better us than them
>>68731346
Trump added Wisconsin today as this was breaking
He fucking knew all along
GET IT TO #1
>>68731383
Bad move to make claims like that, could be taken as libel. Trump knows this and is keeping quiet for very obvious reasons. He is letting other people get interested in this and letting them do the work.
>>68731346
>>68731346
OUR PROPHET NIMBLY NAVIGATES WHILE CRUZ TAKES PART IN RAMPANT DEGENERACY!
>>68731424
Do you feel in charge?
>tfw we're going to do even more memeing against Hillary
>>68731439
Yes. He put that comparison of wives out so everyone will feel sorry for Heidi Cruz and think Ted is a monster.
Posting this satirical article will only harm the reputation of Trump and his supporters.
Every time you post a National Enquirer article, a normie turns against Trump.
To a normie only credible MSM sites are acceptable.
Normies know that the National Enquirer is operated by the same party behind the onion.
Congratulations on eliminating the normie vote, idiots.
Most of those who are pushing the tabloid article are actually Bernie and Hillary shills aiming to take more normie votes away from Trump.
How fucking idiotic can one support base be?
/pol/ is literally no better than sjws trying to ruin somebody's life based on pure speculation.
You bash on sjws but how is this behavior any better than what sjws do?
Think about it.
Don't be a neosjw, /pol/
>>68731035
> HOLY S H I T
>>68731155
What did she mean by this?
>>68731416
True senpai, but atleast im directly my sperging into Meme Magic :^)
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
>#1 WORLDWIDE TREND
h-have we become the jew?
>>68731346
Wait, why would taking a break mean he knew? So he could call in to every news network?
Maybe to relax because he knew it was sealed?
You know they fucked
>>68731280
>I guess this means its over for Cruz?
20 years ago it would mean that. But we live in such a degenerate, decayed world that you cannot be certain of it now.
Even for an evangelical candidate. They have fallen far too.
>>68731424
They hire professional private investigators, my dad is a retired PI and has worked for them and other magazines such as Globe.
Is Trump actually Mr. House?
>>68731398
>media in the tank for trump
>because twitter doesn't censor people talking about something
it shouldn't surprise me how delusional these people are, but it always does.
>>68731428
Can we meme him into losing his job over this?
>>68731414
Just retweet, follow, and reply to people with the hashtag. Say shit that sounds kind of normie but identifies you as one of us.
https://twitter.com/IAmVerySilky
Use similar shit to this.
>>68731487
Cruz, go to sleep
NUMBER ONE NOW
100K+ TWEETS
>>68731523
We wanted to be the Jew all along.
>>68731346
why would he need to plan a 10-day break?
how would that help him amongst the fire rising?
>>68731487
oh look, an idiot shill
Normies love, love, love sex scandals
>>68731438
>Jeb busting a nut in katrina
Please clap
You guys sure are desperate to make Cruz look bad.
Scared he might blow your precious Drumpf out of the water?
>>68731523
in order to defeat the jew, we must become the jew
Kek >We've ruined the political careers of Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, and now Ted Cruz. Hillary is going to be a fucking cakewalk.
>>68731073
How did he do it, /pol/? How did he get her to switch sides?
Is there nothing the God Emperor can't do?
>>68731328
But we actually care about the future of humanity
>>68731487
That's why I'm a #CruzMissile
>>68731484
I think the picture was meant to say 'I have a hot wife who I don't need to cheat on, but look at Ted's...'
>>68730818
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_eZ7-D9u2w
>>68731430
She got hit with a Cruzmissile.
>>68731482
oh lawd i can't wait
>>68731530
what a hairline
>Cruz's campaign dies on the same day as Jesus
FUCKING POTTERY
>>68731155
>>68731520
#mindofmind is still beating it for me
>>68731346
GOD DAMN TRUMP IS outmaneuvering THE ENTIRE GLOBAL SHILL COMPLEX
MADMAN!!!!!!
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>TRUMP ADDED WISCONSIN
>>68731523
The Jew is so aboveground, anon. So last paradigm.
We've been waiting for a long time for this.
>>68731035
What the fuck man
>>68731346
There is no evidence. You may as well stop wasting your time on these shenanigans, Cruz wont fall for you lies
>>68731383
That could be libel brother.
/pol/ literally just ruined a man's entire fucking political career.
Holy fuck. How could reddit and Bernie even compete? No wonder why he is losing! Sad!
>>68731482
Source tho
>>68731605
kek
>>68731362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZZbZBAQDNE
>>68731357
lol. Where does ted being a pedo come into this?
>>68731520
>>68730999
he knows
>>68731656
>leaf
>>68731487
>>68731357
SAVED I AM SPREADING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW..
MEME THIS SHIT /pol/
GET TO THE MEME STATIONS!!!!!
>>68731035
We knew about this since last month, there was just no proof. This time we shitposted without proof until real proof appeared out of thin air.
>>68731453
This
He brought Heidi into the national conversation yesterday so that when the story broke it would be as devastating as possible for them after going on long tour on every news network claiming their marriage is secure
Trump is the master baiter
>>68731432
anyone have a good pic of the NE cover photos of them?
>>68731634
added wisconsin to what?
Number one trend !
>>68731346
No shit, Katrina Pierson probably broke it to him a long time ago.
>>68731482
The memes are all already out there. We just have to make them look like shitty Facebook memes that adults and kids will read
>>68731428
with jews and cruz, you lose
>>68731570
Separate himself from the madness and let his beloved Internet people do the dirty work
Out of respect of Katrina he probably doesn't want to say anything directly
>>68731661
WE'RE GONNA LET IT GET TO #1 WORLDWIDE
AND WE'RE
>GONNA
>DO
>IT
>LEGALLY
>>68731505
*I'm stealing /pol/ memes so that I can get showered with self esteem boosting points from other spineless cucks that need the same validation as me
FTFY
>>68731661
>right next to #goodfriday
>>68731661
Can you believe it?
No, think of it
So 1237 delegates are pretty much a lock with this El Rato scandal right?
>>68731388
Revert to #CruzScandal. It willbe more sfw, too
>>68730921
>>68730818
Anons, anyone else getting dejavu?
>>68731554
He quit his job at Breitbart a couple of weeks ago....
Goddamn, the remaining primaries sure are going to be boring.
Might as well end the current season here and do a timeskip when the show resumes.
You fuckers have really done it now.
Ted Cruz is the only true conservative in the race and you idiots had the AUDACITY to push these fake allegations on him.
We'll see how this turns out for Trump. You better stop this while you still can. First he attacks Ted's wife like the woman hating bigot he is, and now his supporters push a FALSE sex scandal.
Absolutely desperate and despicable. Trump is finished.
>>68731523
Art of the Deal
>>68730818
Trump is going all out. Dude is a troll.
Top kek
>>68731752
Yeah, pretty much.
>>68730921
that third woman is 100% a hooker/escort
only escorts take pictures like that
>>68731752
no, Kasich will surge to take the nomination
>>68731752
It was even if this never broke, but yeah, it's sailing time.
>>68731247
he will just go back to israel
hes probably been planning it for a while
>>68731523
I think at this point we've become more powerful than the Jew.
>>68731752
Why do foreigners care so much about our elections?
The brunette from Austin is not who works with him on Linked in.
>>68731736
>>68731745
>>68731751
Here's the story okay, here's the story.
Bernie literally has his work cut out for him, Hillary's closet is wide open, you could see the skeletons from across the room, but he doesn't attack, why doesn't he attack?
I'm still looking for the missing girls
>>68731530
>mfw
>she uses her womanly foresight to realize Trump would run for president
>hits on Ted Cruz
>gets him into the sack
>they bang a few times
>she taken in where she learns the inside plays of Ted
>makes massive notes
>bails
>joins Trump in an effort to wreck Teds political career
>>68731346
goddammit he really is playing chess while everyone is doing checkers
>>68731529
For a media blackout on him, now everyone will focus on cruz and his scandal
>>68731741
Eh chill out, he's helping project our power
That faggot subreddit is one reason we're trending on twitter
>>68731786
Go to bed, ted
Praise kek, god of chaos, chaos through order, order through chaos.
What is thy bidding master?
>Soros's face right now
INTERNET PEOPLE
>all of this is happening on my birthday
best present ever desu
>>68730921
Alright I'm thinking #2 has ben messed with a little it the way #4 was.
Look how the yellow background doesn't quite look right.
Look for the pose and hair people - thats the key.
>>68731530
I'd have to say I would too
>>68731799
>>68731346
he told cruz to back off or he would spill the beans
cruz pointed at a live camera and called him a coward
the beans
have been spilled
S P I L L E D
P
I
L
L
E
D
>>68731669
Access to teacher means potential access to kids to diddle.
The teacher probably won't out herself but the hooker might. Though she may die once this story starts picking up further.
>>68730818
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68731776
OH GOD NONONONONNONONONONOONONO
OH FUCK NOT AGAIN
SEND TO JIM SEND TO JIM SEND TO JIM
>mfw /pol/ is becoming the most important force in the world
>>68731832
Because Bernie is the controlled opposition.
>>68731523
TO DEFEAT THE JEW YOU MUST BECOME THE JEW
WE ILLUMINATI NOW
>>68731035
If the prostitute is a Tranny i'm out. That would be proof we are messing with Demons.
>>68731786
FUCK conservatism.
We need nationalism.
>>68731799
Sarcasm? That's mathematically impossible
>>68731865
happy heppenings anon!!
>>68730818
TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXTJlH7g0tw
>yfw Christian households across the nation are going to mention Cruz's sex scandal and how they are now supporting Trump
>during Easter dinner.
>>68731776
was goobergate the warm up?
Ted Cruz in the morning:
>Leave it to #TrumpFanboys to smear me and my wife in a sex scandal. Pathetic, @realdonaldtrump
How do we counter?
>>68731530
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
KATRINA WAS MY CRUSH
FUCK GUYS I HATE THIS SO MUCH
awww yeah
>>68731735
This
Boss is on break. Boss needs work done. We suit up, go to work. Work gets done. Boss comes back happy.
Semper Meme, Pepe Green OOURAOORAOORA
Is there an actual sex scandal or is this just some bullshit?
DO WE LOVE OUR SHITPOSTERS?
>>68731812
our elections affect them
>>68731661
Many careers have fallen this cycle. No one stands between the god emperor and destiny.
things change so fast here is new version....
>>68731073
>>68731430
She used to be his consultant.
Since when the National Enquirer have been this credible??!!
>>68731262
And eu is just waking up
>>68731949
WE HAVE THE BEST SHITPOSTERS
>>68731776
No, because no one give a shit about gaming """journalism"""
>>68731328
Well, we aren't endorsing Globalism, so...
>>68731346
UNSTOPPABLE
>>68731855
>Redditor detected
And no, most of the ground work and distribution is done from here
Having it all end like this doesnt feel satisfying
I wanted Trump to outmaneuver Cruz with politician like precision
Instead we get this
Theres no honour in any of this
its like winning by default
Wisconsin is locked in for Cruz
Walker will back him too
>>68731943
He was a little off but Trump has his reasons for delaying.
>>68731786
>First he attacks Ted's wife like the woman hating bigot he is, and now his supporters push a FALSE sex scandal.
You don't understand, thumbdick. /pol/ actually helped uncover a lot of this before the MSM has even touched it. Wait until others start taking a look and verifying before you get so mad. Don't you think Cruz would be suing them if it was completely untrue? Cruz would certainly have an iron clad case...if it were untrue.
>>68731907
YES
BERNIE VS TRUMP, TRUMP WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM, ALL HE HAS TO DO IS CALL HIM A COMMUNIST FUCKING FOREVER
TAKE DOWN HILLARY NEXT
BERNIE WON'T DO IT SO WE HAVE TO
GUYS, QUICK! THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED EVERYWHERE!
I CAN PICK THEM UP BUT I CAN ONLY PICK UP ONE BEAN FOR EVERY (YOU) I GET
>>68731939
F I V E
I
V
E
>>68731786
Conservatism is dead. Nationalism is back.
>>68731885
Fuck lol. My fellow burgers lose their shit whenever they can see ANY connection to pedo criminals... RIP CRUZ2016
>>68731523
The Old Guard have foolishly put themselves in plain sight.
Nobody, NOBODY knew about Soros and the globalist Jew until only a month ago. Now that the plane is crashing, they're carelessly throwing everything they can out to try and stop Trump, but now they've been exposed.
We're the new Illuminati, but we use our newfound powers for Good, not for Jew.
>>68731993
kek
Cruz will drop out of the race within a couple days. Might even resign from the Senate.
LINDSEY GRAHAM? DEAD
JEB BUSH? DEAD
MARCO RUBIO? DEAD
TED CRUZ? ON SUICIDE WATCH
BURY RATO IN THE FUCKING GROUND
/POL/ IS DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
HIS CAMPAIGN IS OVER
HIS LIFE IS OVER
HIS CAREER IS OVER
RATO IN THE FUCKING GROUND
>>68731530
which is odd because she could do so much better
power is one helluva drug
>>68731936
>TRUMP FUCKING TIMED THIS RIGHT BEFORE A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY
TOP
KEK
>>68731832
>Here's the story okay, here's the story.
Taking cues from the best I see
Holy fuck is this legit?!
>>68731786
muh true conservative
>>68732011
nice dubs
>>68731865
>being born
>on this day
>>68731990
winning is winning
>>68732051
she was a trump plant
>>68731965
I really want to fuck squid girl/
>>68731928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qATkXKpAZrY
>>68731937
>the autistic codebreakers went from being told to take down a feminist, to now taking down a presidential candidate
>>68730870
M E M E
A
G
I
C
REDDIT FOUND HER.
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>YOU BETTER NOT ATTACK
>>68731965
John Edwards and Tiger Woods.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer#John_Edwards_story
>>68731990
This is 100% pure uncut politics.
>>68731990
>leaf
>>68732073
Yes. We've known about the Hurricane Katrina affair for weeks but the others were not.
>>68731865
>what a time to celebrate a birthday.
It won't get better than this anon, happy birthday.
>>68731907
holy shit the face on that cross-eyed liberal is hilarious.
>>68731482
L-lewd
>>68730818
can you please start linking in the old thread when you make a new one dipshit
>>68732073
looks like it
>>68731812
Because we rule them.
>>68732118
KEK
>yfw you find out that today is good Friday
>>68731722
No one here knows
>>68732118
You got my hopes up :(
>>68731812
We're the world super power, our culture is basically adopted everywhere, and everything we do has an impact on them as well.
We'd be paying attention to the elections in Brazil or wherever else if they were the world superpower, etc
Also, this current election is fucking intense and entertaining as hell, so of course tons of people are going to watch it