Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>@LibertarianBlue at Breitbart knew about the story
>Story was shut down by Editor at Large @BenShapiro
>Investigation continues to find "Lollipop", potential tranny prostitute
OBJECTIVE: GET THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER
OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE BEN SHAPIRO FOR HIDING THIS STORY AT BREITBART
Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#TedScruz
>#CruzScandal
Reminder to talk about the five as victims, not sluts or whores. El Rato is the bad guy here.
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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:
MATT DRUDGE: @DRUDGE
DRUDGE REPORT: @DRUDGE_REPORT
@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier
STORY LINKS
>NATIONAL ENQUIRER
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/
>GAWKER
http://gawker.com/national-enquirer-ted-cruz-has-had-at-least-5-extramar-1767002606
>LegitGov.org
http://www.legitgov.org/Ted-Cruz-Caught-Cheating-5-Secret-Mistresses
WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>Ask @BenShapiro why that story was censored!
>Wash Times reporter confirms story here: https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
>Katrina Pierson, former Rato staffer and current Trump PR rep, has closed her Instagram
>TWEETED BY MICHAEL SAVAGE
JUST
>>68732470
You trumpfags are so fucking desperate.
>>68732527
You're pretty desperate to believe in sand nigger fairytales about getting an afterlife you moronic Christcuck
Trumps tweet tomorrow
I better change lyin Ted to lyin and cheatin Ted. Sad!
just imagine how giddy the donald mist be feeling now that it's all being released. sure he knew about it seeing as katrina is his spokeswoman, but seeing it trend on twitter and knowing rato will have to address it must be great
posting in an epic thread
>>68732470
>John Edwards
fuck man why were the 2000's so much better than now?
WE ARE DIGGING RATO'S GRAVE
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wCK66tJi2E
>>68732665
Trump is already all comfy and asleep in bed next to his beautiful wife.
>>68732527
TED LIED
>JESUS DIED
TED LIED
>JESUS DIED
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BIBLE HIGH
>>68732643
Fondling Ted. Ted has high energy for busting nuts in strange cunts, and possibly traps.
>>68732470
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
>MY SEX SCANDAL IS DOING IRONMAN NUMBERS AND I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! #CruzSexScandal #tedcruzscandal #fornicaTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tgYr03o3dE
MODS PLEASE STICKY
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/donald-trump-tabloid-won-enquire-dee-article-1.2327968?cid=bitly
SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT SHAIT
>>68732470
IS THIS WHY HIS WAS WAS LOSING HER SHIT AND JUST SITTING IN TRAFFIC AND BEING SUICIDAL?
TED CRUZ IS A FUCKING MONSTER, WOW
I hope you anons got your playlist going, it's gonna be a long night/couple days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apfOHi_dC_Y
So what do we do now guys
oh what a day, what a lovely day
>>68732633
fuck off heretic
t. Christfag for Trump
post yfw good friday
>>68732708
PANTIES LOW
someone give me a playlist to listen to while i watch rato's campaign die
reposting with breaking news!
trump is a pretty scary dude desu. spot-on when he says anyone who attacks him disappears.
can't wait for the general.
SPREAD THIS SHIT TO REDDIT TOO
MAKE NORMIES DO THE WORK FOR US
>>68732723
That article is like a year old. Fuck it
>>68732484
>>68732381
I've been regularly saving images, webms, and articles since early December. But even that won't really capture what we're experiencing now. Once in a lifetime, people.
Guys, what did /pol/ actually accomplish if Breitbart had the story already? I'm out of the loop...
>tfw cruz has five bitches while you fap to cuck porn
>>68732732
WE FIND THE OTHER TWO WOMEN
praise kek
THE
FIRE
RISES
MORE
FUEL
DONT
STOP
it's a race gentlemen
to find the missing women
>>68732732
We wait til dawn
That is when the real battle begins
Comfy Trumpwave music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phkY6usCF4
>>68732732
We wait for the media to wake up and see the wreckage.
>>68732750
Well you're a useful idiot at least
>>68732765
Do you have the one where they morph?
>>68732768
some fag did already, came here bragging it was stickied
>son asks you 30 years from now how trump won the nomination and saved our country
>you tell him it all started with a check-out line magazine and angry people on a Chilean Competitive Jenga Message Board
What a time to be alive
>>68732723
G-GUYS DID WE ACCIDENTALLY HURT TRUMP??
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
TRUMP TEAM, UNITE UP!
>>68732732
We wreck Shapiro
And to think I was going to be bored for 2 weeks
>>68732723
>August 2015
>dramatically altered the course of the presidential election via shitposting
HOLY FUCK. CONFIRMED BY WASHINGTON POST?
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>68732822
that a gif... would be nice to mix the two of them.
THE PERVERT IS UNMASKED!
>>68732765
The police report involving his wife just makes it all the more awkward.
>>68732723
>http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/confidential/donald-trump-tabloid-won-enquire-dee-article-1.2327968?cid=bitly
Or because everything about Trump is already out in the open. The guy's life has been a public circus for decades. We all know what shit he's done & said.. and he doesn't try to hide any of it.
If Trump is a perverted dick head, fine, we aren't asking him to run a girl's only boarding school. We're asking him to run a country. Him keeping his dick in his pants isn't a necessary job requirement.
Where is the tranny speculation coming from? Or are you guys just meming?
>>68732846
Link to tweet Jewbro?
>>68732723
>So what do we do now guys
OC
Make caps/infographics. Keep sleuthing.
>>68732782
BB didn't post it. Shapiro suppressed it. Then the Enquirer wrote the story. /pol/ brute forced the twitter hashtag trends to gain it traction.
People are also finding out who the people have, which the enquirer wont release.
>>68732807
>I am euphoric in this moment because of my intelligence
what sized fedora you wear fag?
>>68732768
>>68732837
He posted it to r/The_Donald and those people are so good at upvoting shit that it will reach the top of r/All.
>>68732846
That was pre trump/pre cruz rape
>>68732470
Could it be that this is the "Lollipop" Salt & Pepper talked about - a pornstar escort company from Las Vegas?
http://lollipopescorts.com/
Are you sure the hooker is from DC?
>>68732854
This is the most fun you can have on twitter, legitimately
>>68732722
This. This is the 10th thread now and we won't just stop with this so easily.
>>68732785
you could easily go have sex with an average girl if you tried
>>68732885
Washington Times.
Decidedly less serious business than the Post.
>>68732733
Based taco
>>68732470
Pretty much assured every rato voter in Utah that they made the right choice.
>>68732885
He's from Washington Times, not as high level as the Post
>>68732822
You have to keep up nigga, I can't hold your hand forever
>>68732765
>april 4 2016
so who leaked it in the first place?
I remember having seen some PAC contributing to Breibart $5k for Cruz
>trump is so unstumpable he literally rewrote the past just by tweeting about it
Have any major news sites picked up on this yet?
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Cuck-Reddit megathread with no rules or moderation. https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bvmon/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_megathread_subreddit_with_no/
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
imgur.com/MFBfqmq
LET'S MEME MAGIC THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN INTO THE GRAVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
PROOF IT WAS KATRINA, TRUMPS ACE IN THE HOLE ALL ALONG
THE GENIUS MADMAN
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
RIP TED
PRAISE KEK
>>68732846
that was when cruz was doing his 20+ hour pseudo-filibuster
>>68732999
Gawker
I bet this day was the day Heidi found out
http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/14138-cops-found-ted-cruzs-wife-on-roadside-thought-she-was-a-danger-to-herself
STOP SPREADING THIS!
Cruz is our last chance for a true conservative candidate. We need to rally behind him and support him instead. Everything will be ruined if the media picks up on this and Donald is elected the nominee. We should be trying to STOP DONALD. Ted Cruz is the only one who has proven he can BEAT HIM. Polls show Hilary would CRUSH Donald.
>>68732902
all meme, based on lollipop=trap based on some random free associating
Reality: Pics 2 and 3 are a teacher from Austin TX and a prostitute from DC area, unknown identities.
>>68732527
Not at all.
just remember, payback's a bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzeTNNzvo-c
>>68732902
Some black chick's on twitter asked Lyin Ted if he remembers the Thorn in his side, lollipop. Everyone assumes Shemale
>>68732927
NE article said Austin teacher and DC escort
>>68733002
>https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bvmon/ted_cruz_sex_scandal_megathread_subreddit_with_no/
Mod me
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s
Death of Rato campaign theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH0
>>68733043
>Conservative "Christian" president
>Cheats on his wife
AS CONSERVATIVE AS THEY GET
>>68733034
>major
>>68733043
>p-please stop, think of the damage it'll do
>>68732900
dubbs for truth lord kek has spoken and that is the final version until we find the other two!
>>68732962
>so who leaked it in the first place?
Police report is publicly available on the website.
>>68732996
Cruz was slaying it. Sort of proud.
>>68733002
>no rules or moderation
except for calling out jews, that's banned
>>68733043
Trump has destroyed everyone who opposed him
He hasnt even started on her.
Imagine what this will look like in a couple days.
>>68733077
Tell me your username first you cuck.
are there any legit sources on this, or is it all just the clickbait in the OP?
>>68732846
She probably sent this out just moments after a sweaty Ted Cruz left her hotel room. As she was fixing the hair he had ran his hands through. As she pull her panties back up and adjusted her skirt. As she snapper her bra back on and let out a satisfied sigh. As she could still taste him in her mouth.
The rat fucked my newscrush and while you guys are celebrating I'm just here crying.
>>68732996
trump used cruz own shill against him
MADMAN
>>68733043
>Being a cuck to a Canadian
You've been whipped into a daze by
>SUPERIOR CANADIAN CUM
>>68733144
That's allowed in my sub!
Hey guys I'm late on the scene. Can somebody give me a tldr on what is happening. Much appreciated.
>>68732996
>hate tweets
>>68733095
>Death of Rato campaign theme:
shouldnt the theme be the vaporware trump playlist???
its pretty baws.
ANYONE LOOKING FOR THE TEACHER
ARTICLE SAYS HE SHAGGED HER AFTER BECOMING SOLICITOR GENERAL IN 2003
SEARCH AROUND THAT TIME
>>68733002
get out
>>68733144
That's allowed in my sub!!!!
>>68732732
WHEN DAWN COMES WE SHILL WITH OUR FULL FORCES
IT IS TIME TO END EL RATO CRUZ ONCE AND FOR ALL
MAGA
>>68732630
What the fuck is wrong with her nipples.
>>68733043
Nice try Amanda carpenter, but he's finished
Does anyone wonder what goes on in Bernie world?
No seriously, Reddit cries that they're a part of the political revolution, but their favorite Marxist can't even hold a fucking CANDLE to the kind of fifth dimensional chess Trump plays.
Everyone who attacks him disappears.
He plays the celebrity game against celebrities, he's been in the public eye for so long that he's immune to tabloids.
His enemies just seem to collapse into his hands, he literally plays them like a fucking fiddle, Sharpie tried to keep the Breitbart Bombshell from getting out and it sealed Trump's nomination, if he didn't stop it Rubio would be in Cruz's place and we don't even have that much real dirt on Rubio other than foamparties.
Bernie has had a fucking open invitation to attack Hillary for months now and he just simply nods and agrees like a dumb cuck. If he was playing Trump's game she would be gone by now, and if Trump wasn't playing fucking master tactician, just playing off of hopes and dreams he'd be in Bernie's position.
>>68733156
Cruz 0%
Trump 45%
Kasich 55%
SOMEONE GIVE ME THAT TWEET OF TAY PREDICTING THIS THING
>>68733157
Just posted on your subreddit
Reminder that Hillary got off scot-free for doing worse. This is a non-issue
>>68733120
Are you fucking kidding me? Have you not seen the apprentice? He shits on high level celebs in their face
Theres a Caroline Sweet, thats a teacher in Austin, pretty high up now, even met with Obongo
I think this woman will lead somewhere. She works/worked for Cruz and was with him in Austin. I found her Facebook but its so private I can't get any pics of her and her profile pic is of her as a child. Help me find more of her pol
There's been a lot of talk over the past few days from tabloids...
The same tabloids that claim a bat child escaped captivity and is running amok in the streets.
[give creepy grin and pause for laughter]
I guarantee you these rumors about me are unfounded... they have no basis in fact.
America is on the brink of collapse... ISIS is at the door and we're looking toward tabloids as a source of honest news... The world has gone mad.
Heidi and I [look towards wife and pretend you care about her] have had a strong marriage for fifteen years and I won't STAND for a rag like the National Enquirer [check lips for rogue boogers] to sully our relationship.
[ad lib lies about Trump's policies for seven minutes]
>>68732527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVqOgklHhF0
>>68733204
He lobbed for government handouts to teachers in 2009 in that position.
>>68733204
>Shagged
Go away Austin Powers.
>>68732798
If the alleged tranny hooker decides to reveal herself, that might actually work in her favor. All the media attention will make her a lot of money and might allow her to escape prostitution.
>>68733115
No I mean that National Enquirer edition. It's marked as April 2016
I have to work tomorrow. It is 3 am and I am on my 2nd redbull because I want to see this shit go down
YOU LOOKIN REAL FUCKIN STUPID RIGHT NOW UTAH, WASTED YOUR FUCKING VOTES ON AN ADULTERER THAT IS DESTROYING HIS FAMILY AND DRIVING HIS WIFE INTO DEPRESSION AND THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE
THAT'S WHO YOU STUPID FUCKS VOTED FOR, FUCKING WOW
>>68733219
It looks like someone shopped nigger nips onto her.
I am so fucking AMPED FOR THIS SHIT
twitter has become the Alt Right's BITCH. we eat shills and grind politicians into paste. We are the eye that NEVER SLEEPS and we see everything that the LIARS and TRAITORS who occupy our institutions don't want us to know. We know more than the enemy, we are 3 steps ahead, and we CHOOSE what battles happen where. let them write another 500 headlines about how "terrifying" trump is. they have no defence against us.
to all the relentless heroes who've made this happen over the past several hours, you know who you are
We have the power to make and destroy the fortunes of mortals, we intervene in the destinies of GREAT EMPIRES. everyone in this thread, on twitter, you're watching the birth of a god. this is the year of the shitlord, someone pass me a crown
>>68733227
>all the Cruz hardliners jump to an open border candidate
No
Remember that time Heidi tried to kill herself?
>>>>>>>NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
has this been posted yet?
I lol'd
OKAY NEETS TIME TO DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH YOUR LIVES.
RETWEET THIS SHIT SO HE'S PRESSURED INTO BREAKING THE SILENCE FAGGOTS.
>>68733296
>needing energy drinks for this
I'm running on memes, despair, and schadenfreude
>>68733304
FUCH YES CANADA
did ted tap hurricane katrina?
>>68733327
yes
What a fucking night. WHAT A FUCKING NIGHT.
We just ended a man's presidential campaign and ruined his family and his reputation.
>>68733327
what is this
>>68733225
>He plays the celebrity game against celebrities
>celebrities
Meant politicians fuck
>>68733304
Tonight is the kristallnacht for Twitter.
>>68733289
>No I mean that National Enquirer edition. It's marked as April 2016
uhhhh yea thats weird, what is that about?
>>68733191
>NE releases that Cruz had affairs with 5 women
>it's by a credible journalists (the one who broke the john Edwards story)
>We made a hashtag and spread it on twitter
>it makes it to #1 worldwide within hours
>we find out who 3/5 women are
I FOUND THE 4TH ONE
>>68733360
Yes and she told Trump about it.
>>68733227
INCREASINGLY NERVOUS
>>68733327
yeah, but idk what it means
ATTENTION
WE NEED PEOPLE TO STAY AWAKE AND KEEP SPAMMING TWITTER. DONT LET IT DIE. EVERYONE STAYS UP UNTIL THE MAJOR NETWORKS CARRY IT
>>68733000
>>68733000
THIS PLEASE MODS THIS MAN GOT TRIPS!
We Need a Sticky for this Happening PLEASE!!!!!
>>68733349
hey cuck i can see that you posted that
>>68733349
>habbo
oldfag detected
>>68733191
NE published article saying 5 mistresses.
Includes morphed photos of the women.
We identified three of them as per
>>68732961
There is no 'evidence' other than that, but a hell of a lot of little things that point to the article being strong.
Personally, I reckon it's true, or at least partially true.
Either way it's fucking amazing.
>>68732999
@midnight from comedy central is following it
>>68733327
NO WAYYY NO FUCKING WAY IS THAT REAL?
LMAO
how did ratboy get with this semen demon?
Stop using "ALT RIGHT" - we're nationalists/populists. No need to cower behind "alternative" anymore.
>>68732732
FULL SPEED AHEAD
>>68733304
Well done and well meme'd
>>68733363
Who knew that memes would become the new illuminati.
We can raise nations and crush armies with our MEMES ALONE!
>PRAISE KEK!
>>68733400
get outta here Jew
>>68733400
We need a different pic to look like the one in the magazine to prove it.
>>68733349
>tyrone habbo
We need moar /b/lackup.
>>68733304
Being the KING OF 'ASSHOLES' never felt so good.
>>68733269
I think Ted is the new robot
>>68733350
retweeted and liked friend. Im the johnathan dowery guy. I got a ton of #cruzsexscandal stuff you can retweet on my page to help the trend
>>68732470
>DoubTED
>CheaTED
>UnwanTED
>HumilaTED
>DetesTED
>InfecTED
>InfesTED
>DisgusTED
>MolesTED
>RoasTED
>BusTED
>EjaculaTED
>OusTED
THIS SCANDAL IS BREAKING OVER EASTER
>EASTER
MUST BE PRETTY FROSTY IN THE CRUZ HOUSE HOLD.
WHICH STREET WILL HEIDI APPEAR AT, DAZED AND HYSTERICAL?
>>68733373
supposedly (inferring from the image alone), Ted Cruz used cheating website Ashley Madison with his official senate email, which was released when the website got hacked.
I'll be honest, though. It seems more likely that someone used his email as a joke on that site. Nobody could be that stupid. Not even a fucking leaf.
>>68733327
wouldn't that be the work addy of anyone on his staff, though, too?
Please stop /pol/ I need to sleep
>>68733350
THIS
THIS
THIS
FOLLOW SUIT
GO
GO
GO
GET AN ANSWER
>>68733216
>>68733190
Wow, you even type out your messages like an emotional little cuck
Go back to your hug box.
>>68733269
Eerily accurate
>>68733227
HAHAHA You faggot why would Cruz supporters go for AN OPEN BORDERS CANDIDATE!!!
HAHAHHA ITS OVER FACE IT CRUZ IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!!
>>68733289
>>68733385
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cover_date
>>68733391
Thanks man, what a time to be alive
>>68733227
THE TRUMP CEILING
>pissing off his zionist masters
>>68733400
I've been looking into this chick too. Where did you find that photo i haven't been having much luck
He shoulda fucked that redheaded Jeb shill.
>>68732759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
here is a good start
![[Meme50] Nikuhitsu - Handwriting (COMIC Shitsurakuten 2015-04) [English] =CW=b.png](https://i.imgur.com/2026aCh.png "[Meme50] Nikuhitsu - Handwriting (COMIC Shitsurakuten 2015-04) [English] =CW=b")
>>68733349
>>68732778
I've been trying to save everything. I think I have like 100 threads bookmarked so far just from South Carolina and my Trump folder is over a gig now after saving literally every new image I see, poll numbers, tweets, anything and everything.
>>68733043
>implying we want a "true conservative"
>>68733132
All the women are brunette and 'minorities'.
>you now remember Heidi Cruz tried to kill herself
>you now understand why Trump insisted with "lyin' Ted" (he lies with another woman)
>>68733327
Could be a ruse. This needs to be looked into deeper
>>68732732
spam the fuck out of twitter tomorrow
send emails to all the news sources you can
>by Monday or Tuesday this will become a story in the mainstream media if we keep up the pressure
>>68733327
yeah
http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
Link the article on your tweets. Doesn't matter if it doesn't confirm anything, the article's been around since Aug 2015. Gives it credibility
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP
GET COFFEE
KEEP SPREADING IT AND RESEARCHING
>>68733373
ashley madison hack data
>>68733269
National Enquirer is NOT Weekly World News
>>68733592
holy shit
trump may actually be divine
>>68733545
lol it was a joke about the supposed trump ceiling
>>68733156
so rubio's leftovers split equally among the final 3?
It's fucking over.
>>68732782
S-source?
HOLY SHIT TED CRUZ WAS IN THE ASHLEY MADISON HACK. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/19/josh-duggar-allegedly-paid-nearly-1000-for-ashley-madison-accounts/
>it's towards the bottom of the article
>>68733600
It's fake m8. Ted might be dumb, but he isn't dumb enough to register for a cheating website with a government email.
>>68733400
SAME HAIR COLOUR
>>68732470
BYE BYE
OUT, OUT
GO BACK TO MOMMY, RATO
WITH CRUZ YOU LOSE
>>68733654
FUCK THIS BITCH
She is the biggest Cruz shill on CNN
I HOPE THIS DESTROYS HER CAREER!!!
>>68733592
>Christians families will be talking about cruz' affairs.... during EASTER
>>68733674
SPREAD THIS
AND KEEP DIGGING
GO
GO
GO
>>68733527
>After Trump is elected he formally thanks /pol/ on national television for having a leading role in making America great again
I'm ready for this anons
>>68733641
They broke the John Edwards story.
>>68733452
He dazzled her with all his TruConservativeâ„¢ rhetoric. She was young and impressionable.
>>68733592
holy fuck if that's the reason for "Lyin' Ted" we need to be willing to fight a war for Trump
W8 I'm hearing rumors Cruz is also a pedophile. How true is that one?
>>68733674
Hahahahaha good find
>>68733621
I'm glad my classes are cancelled tomorrow for Easter holiday.
But I might take it down now and wake up at 9AM to read part 2 of the shitstorm.
>>68733592
>you now understand why Trump insisted with "lyin' Ted" (he lies with another woman)
>lyin' with another woman
HOLY SHIT
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
>>68733692
Would bill tweet a gwaker link?
>>68733674
>its real
How the fuck did I not know about this?
ALL THE PIECES ARE FALLING INTO PLACE READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE /POL/ !!!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406108/Danger-cop-thought-Ted-Cruz-s-wife-sitting-expressway-head-hands-10-years-ago.html
>>68733692
this is important
O' Reilly is huge with Christians.
if he talks about this on his show, Cruz is fucked.
>>68733692
>O'Reilly tweeting this
it's ogre
/pol/ has officially become mainstream
GET #cruzsexscandal TRENDING
>>68733735
National Enquirer, not Weekly World News
>>68733692
dear god
>reddit will get the blame as always if shit goes wrong
>>68733520
JUST WALK AWAY, TED
>>68733692
fake and gay
Hey folks:
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
#3 MATCH - DC ESCORT?
>>68733692
OH SHIT NIGGERS
>>68733641
Batboy is gunna get you, white boy.
>>68733692
No way is this real???
LINK/SAUCE???
>>68733692
WE FUCKING DID IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S ALL FUCKING HAPPENING NOW
PRAISE KEK
GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR
NORMIES WILL KNEEL BEFORE US
>>68733766
THE FIRE RISES
>>68733766
Yes brother. We expect Cruz in the wreckage.
>>68733460
This
Alt implies weakness
The term was created by leftists to divide the right
This whole CURRENT YEAR:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ohTJp3PAA
>>68733644
And he doesn't drop the bomb because it would seem ridiculous. Now the story develops...
SO THIS IS WHY KASICH HUNG AROUND...
>>68733692
Holy shit what have we done. Did we transport to the Berenstein universe. Are the two universes colliding
>>68733743
speculation so far. the police report about his suicidal wife had redacted portions that could be anything
You guys believe after this it might be possible we're the reason a president gets elected?
we're gaining too much power /pol/, this is crazy
>>68733692
fake
>>68733043
Barry Goldwater was the last conservative.
>>68733764
HOLY FUGG
>You're barely 3 steps ahead and Trump already calculated every possible move leading to a win.
>>68733692
Plz dump his emails.
>TFW SPILL THE BEANS ON YOUR WIFE MEANS EXPOSE YOU CHEATING ON HER, LYIN TED
Has this gone mainstream at all yet?
whats the point in doing this? Reddit will take all the credit.
>>68733786
We're gonna make memes great
but
we're
gonna
do
it
legally
rato fucked my waifu ;_;
this fucking sucks you faggots
>>68733697
>CASANOVA CRUZ SPINS A SMOOTH MESSAGE
>>68733692
BILL FUCKING ORIELLY???
WE DID IT SENPAI!!!!!!!!!
>>68733692
>fake
>>68733743
ONLY GO WITH WHAT IS LEGIT AND HAS EVIDENCE
SHILLS ARE TRYING TO DISCREDIT ALL OF OUR WORK BY TYING IT IN WITH FALSE INFO
WARNING
WARNING
>>68733692
damn this is a fake Oreilly account
stupid ruser
IN THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT
>>68733692
OHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
>>68733692
FAKE. IGNORE THIS FAGGOT.
>>68733742
Yep, getting gym membership tomorrow. Fuck this shit, i need to get in shape fast in case Trump needs me.
>>68733840
>>68733817
>>68733813
>>68733802
>>68733790
>>68733786
It's fake you dummies
>>68733692
FUCKING FAKE
NIGGERS LOOK:
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
IS THIS A MATCH?
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
LOOK
>>68733692
Fake
>>68733654
Noticed how they photoshop her colar to be solid blie instead of chekered.
why would anyone sleep with cruz, are you guys sure this is legit? he's a gross dude
>>68733674
>http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/19/josh-duggar-allegedly-paid-nearly-1000-for-ashley-madison-accounts/
IT JUST GETS BETTER
>>68733891
fuck
I'm just too hyped right now
>>68733873
Credit doesn't matter, all that matters is the goal.
>>68733876
>Having 3dpd as your waifu
>>68733692
FAKE AND GAY
FAKE AND GAY
>>68733327
>>68733327
The email is "[email protected]"
It has to be fake. Cruz is not dumb enough to use the email that his secretary would check for his affairs
The Holy God Emperor, whose name we are not worthy to mention must have known all along that Lyen Ted was a leaky ship which was easy to sink but HE didn't pull the plug. He waited until Cruz showed himself to be the anti-Christ and until ALL his enemies were on board Cruz's diseas ridden vessel and only then to scuttle it.
Well, they are all on board now, last one was Yeb(!) with their loser endorsements, time to watch them ALL drown, El Rato and ALL his endorsers.
The strategy behind this is pure poetry and beauty greater than a glittering sunrise.
All Hail the Living God Emperor, Breaker of Worlds and Builder of Nations.
>>68733692
>fake as fuck
oh Brazil, you card
>>68733692
fakeeee
>>68733873
Don't be a faggot. In our hearts, we were the heroes. Trump knows he needs /pol/ to win; he knows everything.
>>68733775
TED'S WIFE ON SUICIDE WATCH RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>68733798
contact her and ask for her rates
if it's over $1000, then it's a strong maybe
>>68733798
maybe, would be better if exact photo match. this is closer than anything else so far
>>68733674
Fuck the fake O'Reilly tweet GO TO THIS LINK
>>68733873
BECAUSE WE ILLUMINAUGHTY NOW
>>68733522
PerverTED
>>68733813
>>68733692
Are you guys retarded?
He's an old fuck who has to get up early to go to work. It's 3:32 AM where he lives.
>>68733766
THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
I REPEAT
THE BEANS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY, REPORT TO YOUR MEME STATIONS.
>>68733852
Well eventually have to save ourselves from... I guess ourselves... When we tip over. How? Beats me, but it won't be pretty.
I'm just going to enjoy the ride for now and help make America great again
>>68733156
>Trump's numbers won't go up as other candidates drop out!
lmao
/pol/, I just have to say, this is the most fun and excitement I've had in a long time! Thank you all!
Best good Friday ever!!!
>>68733873
Let reddit think they're important.
They're just another wing of our muscle, like the /b/tards and cripplechanners.
>>68733876
she sacrificed herself to make sure the story is legitimate and not paid by trump. im sure she saw this coming
>>68733871
I have fucking work in the morning, but I can't step away from this epic fail.
>>68733873
Good. We don't need credit, then more faggots show up here.
Besides, it wasn't us anyways, it was SomethingAwful.
>>68733916
>http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
HOW COULD WE POSSIBLY TELL?
>>68733962
>>68733964
MY FRIEND FUCKS ESCORTS IN DC
HES DIGGING INTO THIS
>>68733592
Picks up the Bible, and puts it down to lie.
>>68733356
>I'm running on memes, despair, and schadenfreude
Caroline (born 2008) and Catherine (born 2011). 8 years old 5 years old
So the teacher would probably be 3rd grade or 4th grade elementary in Austin?
>>68733958
Does he even know /pol/?
>>68733692
>>68733786
It's my fake /pol/ account
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713264749731971073
>>68733984
>not jumping the gun and taking risks
Sad!
>>68733692
didn't know being down 15 points was winning
>>68732838
peak pip
>>68733873
The less credit we get, the better, moron.
>>68734024
He could be wiener cousins with Lyin Ted.
>>68734034
>just realized that he has kids
I actually feel fucking bad for his kids desu senpai
>>68733873
The problems the Jew had was that it was discovered, everyone knew the Jew was behind everything.
If we want to destroy the Jew, and in doing so surpass it, we must remain hidden
>HE HOLDS THE BIBLE UP
>THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND HE LIES (WITH ANOTHER WOMAN)
TRUMP IS A FUCKING GENIUS, HE PLANNED ALL THIS FOR EASTER
>>68733873
it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>>68733827
i love that movie so much...
What a great fucking week it has been with all of you faggots. I'm kicking and laughing right now at how well the shit is hitting the fan.
>>68734014
Fucking American where we don't get Good Friday off. Bernie 2016.
>>68733873
We are the force in the abyss that everyone knows exist but cannot see.
>>68733894
>gluttony is him eating his own booger
>>68733873
So?
We don't do this for the credit or social status. We're not cucked that need validation like them.
We do this from the heart. (And also for the lulz), which makes us more genuine to the cause than them.
>>68733876
Channel your hatred. Make sure that Ratfuck regrets every minute he spent with that goddess. He needs to suffer.
>>68734077
HE SAYS SHE CHARGES $800/2HOURS
HAS MULTI-STAGE VERIFICATION PROCESS
THIS COULD BE IT
>>68734098
ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIIITE
>>68734024
>my friend is a rent boy
>>68733894
That last picture.
Can Cruz not even get a fitting suit?
Looks like a child playing dress up in its father's clothes.
>>68734083
I made a mistake it'd be a Houston school
>>68734063
The Jewish stragy, I like it. As much shit the Jews get on /pol/ you guys sure do use a lot of their tatics.
>>68734083
They hate him too
HEY /POL/ ! READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE!!!
ALL THE PIECES ARE FALLING INTO PLACE!!!!!
>>68733916
She's really hot. None of the pictures match though, anon. Could be her, could be anyone else.
>>68733768
>>68733784
>>68733786
>>68733790
>>68733802
>>68733813
>>68733817
>>68733840
>>68733882
>>68733898
These are the retard posters on pol.
>>68733928
Bitches will succ and fucc for a job nigga.
>>68734175
They know he fucked their teacher. Those kids don't get 5ft near that pecker.
Breitbart down for anyone else? Not really expecting anything at this hour but I thought I'd check.
>>68733692
Fag>>68733786
This is a farce. No such tweet.
>>68733873
Look at your name, it says "Anonymous". The point of being an anon is to be anonymous. Go to plebbit if you're looking to make a name for yourself.
Nigger.
>>68734174
Yep. Always let the useful idiots think they did it all by themselves.
>>68733873
Its an anonymous board which you shouldnt talk about irl.
>>68734034
The article says he fucked her when he was solicitor general, so that's around 2003-2008 I think.
>>68734105
I have like 2 weeks worth of PTO. I have a project to deliver by end of the month.
>>68733962
found this http://seekatherineavery.com/rates checking around rest of site now
>>68734224
on and off for me
>>68734130
now it's time to ask her the tougher questions..
how are you getting a hold of her?
The thing I love most about this scandal is the fact that it plays perfectly inline with Trumps "he holds up the bible and then he lies".
Someone who has cheated on his wife, multiple times with multiple woman is the definition of lying scumbag.
I hope Cruz get's crushed by this news and the Don goes straight for the throat with just a single tweet that blows Ted the fuck out.
>>68733798
http://washington-dc.date-check.com/photos/
Holy shit, anons. That's a fucking ton of DC prostitutes.
>>68733984
b-but it's real nigger hours
CAN'T SPELL SUCCESS
WITHOUT SUCC
AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE HERE GETTING EITHER
>>68733592
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68732962
magazine are usually dated 1-4 weeks ahead of their actual release date
kind of like how cars are labeled as 2017 even though they're released in 2016
NEW THREAD WHERE?
>>68734105
Fuck off papist. Kek is all you need
>>68734200
Shut up you moose fucking syrup nigger, or I'll report you to the diversity police. :)
>>68734224
It's down for me as well
>>68732765
Stop posting this dumb pedo shit in every thread. We actually did discover the identity of 3 of the blurred faces, Cruz shill.
LOOK AT CATALOG
WE ARE BEING SLID BIGGER THAN FUCK
LOOK
WARNING
WARNING
>>68734276
and it's GOOD FRIDAY
Guys, we've seriously done some amazing tonight. We took a story that probably would have died away and turned it into a colossal scandal come tomorrow. We've got fucking Bill O'Rielly in on it, and over 100k mentions for #CruzSexScandal.
We ended a campaign. This group of random people on an anonymous image have affected the history of the U.S. and the world.
No one is left. We secured a Trump nomination for better or worse. Everyone whose been in these threads and on twitter should take a moment and pat themselves on the back.
All his delegates + Rubio's can go to Kasich - he will be a serious contender now.
>68733928
Potential to be POTUS, the most alpha male of the world, politician, has power and money. This is what females want.
>6:00 am
>MSM morning news cover non of this
Will it happen?
>>68734083
They fucking hate him anyway. We're doing them a favour.
>this is trending on twitter
>this isnt tinfoil this is real
>trump rides into the sunset as POTUS
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>68734281
Politics is sleazy business anon, you pay with women and cash to lawmakers you want to help pass amendments to pesky laws.
>>68734098
... I'm only saying this once.
... That's a good point my white friend
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
https://twitter.com/oreilIyfactor/status/713267180289155072
Billyboy has picked it up!
how did cruz even consider running against Trump if Trump had Katrina there?
>>68734348
that's not how sliding works. this isn't a BBS.
>>68734356
Bill O'Rielly post was a fake you dumb nigger.
>>68734408
RUINED
>>68734356
Again that isn't bill it's my fake account, but it still has a decent bit of followers and has gotten thousands of retweets in past /pol/ related incidents because it looks legit besides for not having the verify marker.
>>68734408
>I
new thread when
Is this a make-believe scandal or is there any traction and truth too it? Feel like were all in an echo chamber and thinking people are listening. Will I wake up tomorrow and this will all be forgotten as a failed meme?
>>68734362
there was a supposed "insider" post who claimed that Kasich would unexpectedly win, I wish I capped it. (I also wish it isn't true)
>>68734408
Fake page bro
>>68734408
It's a fake account you fucking retard
>>68734408
fake orielly nigger
>>68734362
>Kasich illegitimately receiving all of his delegates
Not going to happen, unless the RNC wants to be locked out of the white house for 50+ years.
>>68734408
stop posting fake o'reilly
If this is true I seriously do not fucking understand Ted Cruz. Between this, being born in fucking canada, and everything else in what fucking world did he think running for president was a good idea?
>>68734415
She came later.
He should have dropped out, but he's a lunatic that thinks he's the second coming of christ.
There is no reasoning or rational when you're that fucking crazy.
NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY
>>68734408
>611 followers
how are you morons falling for this crap?
you disappoint us. drop your MAGA hats and leave.
>>68734408
Fake account
>>68734408
fake account, shut the fuck up already
>>68733914
You know, I want to think that all these happenings are just coincidence. That there's no way somebody can be that calculated in everything he does. But he's making it really damn hard.
God damn it Trump, you better win in November.
>>68734408
fake, faggot
>>68734415
Maybe he thought that she wouldn't reveal this information because it effects her directly.
As much attention as Cruz is going to get, some of that is going to go to each of his mistresses and put them in the spotlight for as long as this goes on.
The Don will probably defend Katrina and probably reassured her that when the bomb dropped he'd cover for her.
>>68734461
He gave one of them 500k USD for no reason. This might explain that behavior.
>>68733840
REUNIFICATION!!!!!
>>68734505
He was supposed to take care of Trump and the growing alt-right movement, and then fade away.
Jeb being incapable of holding his own against Trump led to this.
>>68734408
FAKE AND GAY
>>68732927
I'ts pretty common knowledge that most high level politicians get their kicks with DC escorts.
>>68734461
>tfw the Guinea pig died
>>68734446
>>68734452
Ahh, well. It'll still get picked up tomorrow. Can't wait
>>68734461
Son it was the number one trend in Twitter for an hour. Normies got all over this bitch. It's gonna be all over Reddits front page. It's a four day weekend where time is spent with extended family... Meaning even more discussion.
It's got traction for days.
>>68734465
Yeah I was in that thread too. Guy claims Kasich was anointed by his elite handlers.
>yfw cruz stays in the race and still beats trump
>>68734198
He's probably referring to the black vest
>>68734343
>>68734343
It was a prank pls don't.>>68734619
>It's a four day weekend
this
>>68734461
RIP in peace hamtaro
>>68734415
actually
cruz didn't think he would make it this far
his best bet was to be running mate with Yeb
no one anticipated the trumptrain
girl on left with aqua green shirt? during his run for the senate
>>68733961
Literally this. She has prior.
>>68734656
>Implying bible thumpers aren't the only ones dumb enough to vote for Casanova Cruz
We found the first three so fast - granted, they're all over television.
Still though we need to crack down and find the teacher and the whore.
Lets do this pol! First tay last night and now this! We are on a fucking roll!
>>68734408
listen here, faggot.
>>68734656
your missile has missed m8
>>68734575
>Extremely successful businessman
>Not being calculating
The guy knows what's gonna go down from now till November. He's playing both sides of the aisle like a fucking fiddle and no one's seeing it.
>>68732527
I am enjoying your kind's suffering, whoreson.
Feels like I've just eaten a steak.
Writhe some more.
>>68734656
Cruz literally can't win dipshit.
He can't win the big states, and he won't get the nod in a brokered convention because everyone in the establishment hates him too.
>>68734711
hmmm could just be a fan though?
>>68734747
More like Pierson intercepted it.
>>68734778
>ted can't win the big states
well, by surface area, he is winning
NEW BREAD WHEN?
New bread when
hello
>>68733654
This.
We need to run with this one the most because it is the most obvious.
Get this gif out on Twitter and ask CNN why they allow a woman who's in a possible sex scandal with a presidential candidate to blindly defend him on television. It's a very clear conflict of interests.
New bread when?
NEW FUCKING THREAD
RIGHT NOW
>>68734858
Who is this?
>>68734780
it could be i just figure she could be number 2 if she was working for him cause if she did it would fit the timeline
>>68734858
god fuck google search
so shitty now adays
bread?
HOLY FUCK NEW THREAD ALREADY.
NEW THREAD PLS
>mfw Cruz's dirty laundry ends to a campaign suspension.
No sticky thread when we just BROKE A NEWS SCANDAL and made political history? can't say I'm surprised
>>68734778
Now his own base hates him.
Utah, the ultimate cucks. They overwhelmingly voted for this degenerate scumbag, because he was "more tame than Trump."
They haven't even finished dolling out the delegates yet, and they're Cruz Cuckolds
>>68734778
But the establishment clearly hates Trump too. Is that why Kasich is still lurking around in the background? Or maybe they're banking on the contest being thrown open so they can vote in whoever the fuck
>>68734858
This has potential.
>>68734966
>>68734858
Drop us a name, home boy.
>>68734816
also winning in scandalous ass pounded by surface area
>>68733169
how do you think i feel?
that might be your newscrush, but katrina is my freakin waifu man!
>>68734966
yup.
>http://washington-dc.date-check.com/pp15/ka4813f.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20121205004803/http://katherineavery.escortfiles.com/home
http://web.archive.org/web/20120101000000*/http://katherineavery.escortfiles.com/
GET LOOKING ANONS
>>68733304
Threadly reminder that the government is aware of our power and is actively seeking counter measures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp8qUeEHPZ0
>>68734998
This is pretty obviously whats happening.
>>68733928
Can he eat pussy as good as he does boogers?
>>68734966
casandra lynn garcia
>>68733218
Sir, Yes Sir!
>>68735063
happening?
>>68734858
Not a single name was seen.
GIVE US THE NAME IDIOT.
>>68735182
>>68735182
>>68735182
>>68735182
NEW THREAD
I feel so sorry for his wife, who's been sticking with him all this time despite him being a bastard. Poor woman. What a show of disrespect to your wife and children to act like this slimeball. Terrible.
HOLY FUCK, there's more to come. The Emperor is generous indeed.
>>68734978
Most ALL Mods Berniefags, owner Japm00t, scarde of God Emperor. What did you expect?
>>68734978
>WE BROKE A NEWS SCANDAL
>story is in a news publication, this is us commenting on it
NOt really important, but interesting. House that Cruz and his wife lived in at time of police report. Wheres that internet psychic when u need em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h3ytjVfMsE
